#toot toot bitch
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these catty hyperfem queens who bring nothing to the table other than being conventionally pretty hate to see an aesthetically realized drag performer having her moment
#do u hate to see a bitch stepping outside the box elevating the art form while u conform to tired expectations?#or do u just hate seeing an alt girl eat harder than u?#step ur pussy up#sorry for drag race posting on main#this is suzie toot nation bitch#reid speaks.ᐟ
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March 20, 2025
today ingot has returned. spotted first in the cafeteria. he looked right at us. what is this guy's problem? he also walked out while we were heading in and i thought he was following us but i guess not. thank god. maybe.
he also just randomly appeared while me and my friend were talking with somebody and it was kind of terrifying. does he fucking teleport? can he stop? like announce urself ho! youre going to give somebodys grandma a heart attack! you and your joker grin! you dont even know kori tout le monde. yet you look at her shrine. shame.
you dont even really talk im so confused but you talked to the third party so idk like what
ingots got no wild side meet me out back we're about to be in nationals

#ingothate#ingot hate#i hate ingot#7/10 ingot hate#old penny bitch#old penny#fuck suzie toot#i lied#kori toot#tout le monde
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ok so usually when I meet someone like A I have a way of dealing with it
first I get extremely depressed and sad
then I get extremely furious at that person
and then I find peace. Sometimes this process can take a long time and sometimes it takes me a week lol. This time it took me a week and I’m at that place where I’m like “you have a lot of challenges, I wish you the best and that you get better” but it still comes from the anger and the anger from the sadness. But to get to that stage where you only wish ppl the best brings me a lot of peace and it makes me wanna focus on my own life bc I’m not using time staying mad at others
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(this also fits the tune of my housework poast) although ive always loved cooking and baking i've noticed recently that i am enjoying it sooo much more now, even when im not treating it like a hobby. its one thing to be good at cooking a fancy meal for a special occasion and tiring yourself out in the process, but its quite another thing to be able to cook with ease, and on a daily basis. seeing my skills and confidence develop in that way is very new to me, and it's great that i now get to apply it to something as mundane as feeding myself and my family. like, i learned how to cook a long time ago and ive always been confident in my ability to produce a good end result, but the journey feels a lot easier now. i no longer despair over missing ingredience, i manage with 2 bowls where i would've used 5 before, i sometimes even clean up as i go, and putting dinner on the table within 30 minutes no longer feels like a sprint. its the kind of methodical approach that professional chefs learn from the very beginning, and of course they get to perfect their routine by cooking for 8 hours a day, but for the rest of us it's all trial and error. so noticing a positive change in myself in that way and seeing that i'm finally acquiring a more nonchalant attitude towards cooking is really wonderful
#i made#nay#improvised a balsamic gravy tonight and i was lowkey shocked how well it all came together#like. not to toot my own horn but 2 years ago i would've been like#no way fuck this we're making something else#and today i produced a cuntwrenching sauce out of nothing#and i didnt even break a sweat#(i mean i literally did but thats just cuz im a sweaty bitch. no figurative sweats were broken.)#hashed tag growth#&
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will u gworls still read hce if it hypothetically breaks 10k words- (now i ain't there YET but how it's going, i wouldn't put it past it yikes...what can i say i'm a yapper at heart when it comes to excessively using words for the sake of sayin shit)
#prayin to whatever power i can get it together and it ends up good and not just yapping#theres gonna be fluff (slight) angst comedy tension LITERALLY EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN#perfectionist x procrastinator is a deathly combo yall im in the trenches rn#on that grind just for yall#not to toot my own horn but yall r gonna feast (hopefully)#ellie williams#ellie x reader#if i gas this up too much and it is bad and/or flops ima delete my whole acc 😋#just kidding dw#bitch its literally not that serious but like IDK HOW TO RELAX THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME#try to guess my astrology + typology i dare u LMFAO
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challengers ot3 + pokemon team?
The trio only battle together in triple battles. I know this.
Sticking with the fire/ice of art and patrick
Patrick (specializes in fire)
Kanto Vulpix->Ninetales (fire)
Darumaka->Darmanitan (fire)
Art (specializes in ice)
Alolan Vulpix->Ninetales (Ice/fairy)
Galarian Darumaka->Darmanitan
Tashi.
Inkay->Malamar (dark/psychic)
Whismur->Loudred->Exploud
#i said to myself looking at darmanitan (unova) yeah he feels bisexual#perfect for patrick#box talk#challengers pokemon#nilefreemans#kayla i adore you#the idea of art and patrick having the same team but different types#i'm pulling my hair out#i'm so proud of my own genius thinking here#not to toot my own horn#but toot toot bitches
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gonna be real: there's some very odd discourse happening in the transmisogyny vs transandrophobia corner of tumblr
#toot toot boing boing#why are we pitting two bad bitches against one another#im always down to learn about facets of others' experiences but the arguments I've seen about this seem so horribly unproductive#the only reason i even see this is because i like a random trans related post and suddenly my whole recommended feed is full of this stuff
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I was just trying to walk to my bus until this girl called me "Shitty Fingers", my day is now ruined 😁/neg
#sug4r ramblez🍬#It all started because I tooted in class several times#God I hate her so much#Yes It's bad manners#But no need to be a bitch about omg#I just want to slap her in the face
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*wipes brow*
One down, seven more pages to go
#gopher rambles#wip#the whole page looks better than i thought it would. im full of surprises for myself lately. not to toot my own horn or anything but-#HONK HONK! a bitch has some fucking PRIDE in 'emself for once!#also i feel so silly and fun signing this as 'gopher g. galster'; not important but i do very much enjoy my name
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time to crunch through making several lab report graphs and doing the final preparations for tomorrow's midterm which we've only had today and yesterday to prepare for because the one that was on the fourth took up all of our time until it was over and done with while so tired my legs won't hold me properly half the time. only to be met with a fuckton of other shit to do directly after the midterm! yay! yay! yay! yay! ya
#no joke before posting this i stood up from the table and got so dizzy i felt like i would collapse unconscious for a solid few seconds#before the world stabilized. as far as i can tell from the foods i eat my blood count should be alright. i'm just. so goddamn tired.#and there's no break in sight anytime soon.#oh well enough bitching time to get this shit done. if you need me i'll be blasting divide my heart for the sake of what remains of my#mental health while doing everything i mentioned above. toots!#logs#black blank blah-blah-blah
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every now and again you’re gonna draw something that reminds you that hey um actually you’re a really good artist and you’re never gonna get used to it
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TOOT TOOT BITCHES
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There is something to the fact that I really never think I’m gonna like regular person x famous celebrity romance plots but I pretty much always eat it up in the end.
Starstruck (the DCOM), Starstruck (the HBO show), To My Star….now ThamePo
#the idea of you was mid but better than expected like overall a toot#all the rest are shoots#like true bops for me#I guess I have a type I rlly love it so much#there’s an inherent power balance but it requires a shift of power to work#celeb must be horrendously down bad for regular person and I think that’s rlly the key for me#call me piggy bitch I’m eating it UP
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stop pretending like you care.
#sorry...if you're just now paying attention to the lack of content for other 911 characters because tommy arrived...#ive been talking about the disparity in fic and content for years and got told that I just needed to curate my dash better#and whoa looka there now that you don't like the ship you can recognize the problem!#like. who still has the most engagement? who still has the most fics? hint hint hint. it's not the new ship.#seems like misplaced disappointment but what do I know#you're fucking annoying is what i think.#stop using henren in your search for what? justice?#they're props to you but again. WHAT DO I KNOW?#anyway. i think this is a valuable conversation that again. not to toot my own horn. I've talked about before but I cant take yall seriousl#and that's my contribution to this. i just didn't wanna be a bitch on the post.#back to my bubble
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This image would kill Jonathan Haidt
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desperately wishing that i didn't have to write the story in my head, that it was just already in existence. sadly if i want to see any of these guys go get plagued by disaster for one man's hubris i have to keep chugging along
#i think its turning out to be epic and slay but thats just me tooting my own horn#im fascinated by the dynamic ive created with killconey and moser but also i do worry that killconey may go rouge and kill moser#thats not how that bitch will die but who knows
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