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"So, Sage," Astarion says, emphasising their name in a way that almost screams mischief, "I hate to pry but I am terribly curious."
Sage snorts. "You only hate other people prying into your business not the other way around."
Astarion shrugs, unrepentant. "Fair enough. So, tell me, darling, did your parents actually give you that name or did you pick it out yourself?"
Oh. Sage looks up. Everyone else is now also paying attention. Oh, this will be fun. For them. Not for the others. Because that's what you get for prying.
They shrug. "Neither. I dunno what my parents named me. A girl at the... "orphanage" I stayed at for a while gave me my name." They stand up, stretching their arms over their head. Making it obvious that they're tired and about to go to sleep. "Her ma used to burn sage to make herself feel better. The owner of the place had a similar habit."
They turn away before their words fully sink in. They don't need to see the others' faces.
"Aw, that's-" Karlach starts. Stops. "Hold on. Do you mean..."
Sage starts walking towards their bedroll.
"What the fuck?!"
"Goodnight," Sage calls over their shoulder. No need to hide their grim smile when no one can see it. They can feel it pulling at the burn scar stretching across their face.
#there!#done and done :D#took like less than 15 minutes#time for bed now#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 tav sage#my tav#astarion#karlach#my writing
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talk shit get hit itfs panel redraw fr the soul
#wip#timelapse#yuuji fighting me as usual smh some things never change#i literally drew u making out w ur bf less than 8 hours ago and u cant cooperate with me . rly .#sighs its ok im used 2 it#maybe can have this up tonight who can say#crazier things have happened on this program#but if yuuji continues 2 put up a fight ..... >:(#i realize it doesnt Look like much of a fight when its sped up but tht hand alone took like 15 minutes 2 get#shakes him by the shoulders /affectionate yet Exasperated#I Do So Much For You
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ghost story premiere day! check @melliotwrites for more info
#*there's less than a day left* me: does this count as a prediction :33 sorry it's vague i just predict Vibes. stream sheep in wolf country#last several hours i can post this before it comes across as a Reading Comprehension Cringefail! due to the new update (premiere)#which is also to say i've rushed it in the last 24h after cc told me ''go for it''. i haven't digitally rendered like this since i was 15#in lieu of character designs falling into my lap from above i give you wolf & sheep & wolf & sheep. also House. also fire and water concept#brought to you by (1) general excitement i've been swept up in // (2) cc; who i messaged yesterday with a sketch on a half-wet receipt#and was an enabler of this nonsense // (3) copious usage of the procreate liquify tool and eyedropping colours from the pinterest boards#(4) '' rotatable 👍 '' from cc which means that the house in water isn't beset by reflections and vague. and this work is rotatable.#bonus points if you treat both sides as a spot the difference game.#tempted to print this out as like a6 merch. lowkey. // (4) me rendering last minute on the last possible day [art proj flashbacks] //#(5) ghost story art draft 1 i did like dec last year involving a shelf; incense sticks; peeling paint; spilled cup; the whole shebang -#if you look at the water house there's incense sticks in the window. yippee! had fun with that... it never made it out of sketch.#and then i lost the paper. alas. sorry i guess that was fated to never be. here's attempt 2.0 with months of hindsight#anyways let's talk really quick about song assocs! water imagery @idk you anymore // sheep in wolf country!! pretty obv. above#there's a house & there isn't a house. much House. idk how else to put it. // also that one timeline (not a song) saying <house burns down>#incense sticks mentioned in i breathe in you breathe out // the lighting for the field of grass comes from there's a house:#'where the grass looks like fire sick with anticipation'. also in the same song: pond mentioned 💥💥 body of water moment //#also also the house in this work is like. if you took the ghost story header & the ghost story programme houses and smushed them tgt#except i was lazy to render wood that clearly. and last note here is that the smoke was kinda insp from how clouds are done in chinese art.#ghost story musical
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this post seems to be going around so let me just say:
THIS IS AN OBVIOUS AD.
I often see posts like this with a chain of reblogs saying that it's a ''need'' or whatever. But they're almost all sponsored posts from popular ''meme blogs'' and they're pretty easy to spot.
These posts always advertise a pretty useless product (normally lamps, plushies or jewelry) that's probably too expensive for what it is, and underneath add comments with a variant of "I found this thing. Here is the link to buy it!".
Now, this is the linked website. They're selling these lamps for 25 dollars, which seems a bit much, don't you think? (and don't talk to me about that 35 USD price tag because I am completely positively sure that these lamps are ALWAYS on sale.)
What if I just typed ''spooky halloween ghost lamp'' on AliExpress..
Would you look at that! This website is selling the lamps at a price THIRTEEN TIMES more expensive that the one that's on Aliexpress. THIRTEEN TIMES!!!
Also, I saw that the sponsor website, lavenderconstellation, has a TON of these other products. I've seen a few of their other sponsored posts and they always get a lot of traction somehow.
Can we please just stop reblogging ads?? Don't we already get enough of them daily??
#guys please#next time you see a cute object with a link to where to buy on your dash#JUST DO YOUR RESEARCH. THINK#this took me less than 15 minutes to do#also i dont usually write posts like this but. im so mad#and i dont care if you buy the lamp or whatever. Just don't waste your money on this reseller website#it's stupid#tumblr ads
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This winter (the season not the me) has been unseasonably and terrifyingly warm, like it's 10 degrees (Celsius sorry Americans) out today and I'm reminded of an article I read in the news a couple years ago about how Canada was baking at twice the rate as the rest of the world and go 👁️👄👁️. In my youth snow where I live would be probably a foot high in the lowest snow areas of snow drifts and up to my waist (in adult height) in the high parts, and every year I see less and less snow ☠️☠️☠️
On one hand despite my namesake I actually loathe the season winter, I'm extremely sensitive to the cold and getting brain freeze because the wind is blowing against the direction you're walking in sucks booty hole. But like NO snow is extremely bad. VERY bad. Do not like living out the consequences of climate change because uh. Canada just does not seem to have winters like it used to and hasn't in years. It's like watching all the corn crops stop growing like they used to because the summers are so much dryer and hotter with the exception of last summer, which was almost wet enough to kill the corn with that. But they survived and grew bushy like they used to and it was kind of terrifying to acknowledge I hadn't seen a crop that good in years.
#winters ramblings#on one hand it genuinely is SO NICE to not deal with snow seriously it is SO inconvenient#beautiful to look at for sure REALLY stunning when its not literally blinding you but omG snow on roads#in the cities where i live leave HUGE slush puddles and the snow is so MUSHY and WET from cars#pulverizing it to a fine icy slush ready to SOAK your feet in freezing water. shit is inconvenience powder#but the environment is in NEED of the snow that is how this country works environmentally NORMALLY#but no now we have consistently spring weather and ever less snowy winters#although we did have a shitty winter a couple years ago but thats not exacy indicive of much when it goes against prior patterns#and also that shitty winter STILL wasnt the winters of my childhood. the snow was ABSURD then#and yes its because drifts were the size of ME but even the massive piles of snow plowed from side walks are so much smaller#IF theres snow pules at all weve BARELY got snow this year and none of it stuck!!#like damn its been gone long enough ill miss it exactly until i have to walk to a bus stop in it#when i was 13 ill never forget my parents making me return a movie in a snow storm and it took me FORTY MINUTES#to complete this task because the snow NO JOKE was up to my wasit the whole way and i was my full 5'6 then#the snow was HORRIBLE. and for reference how long it USUALLY takes me to walk uptown and back?#roughly 15 minutes round trip so it took longer to walk ONE WAY than it took me to do a round trip no snow#and thats the last time i remember having a REALLY bad winter on account of walking to school was ALSO hell if the sidewalk#wasnt already plowed and usually only the main streets got that and i was Middle Street so id be done when id be going HOME#but not when i was going TO school. that winter blew ASS butlike it was normal bring them back 😭😭
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Okay that was the fastest and least complicated filling I've ever had maybe I should start driving four and a half hours for fillings lmao
#shut up max#this is a joke btw#it still took a while to get in#turns out its because they forgot i hadnt been helped/checked in yet despite someone initially talking to me but still#but once i got checked in it was like less than a 10 minute wait#and then it was like a 15-20 minute filling#anyways. once i pick up these prescriptions we will finally be on our wayyy
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god prog starts kicking in so fucking fast when boofed
#like i took it less than 15 minutes ago and it already has me feeling so sleepy#now if only i wont run out of hrt in less than two weeks 🙃#rent is due my phone is due AND my fucking hrt needs to be refilled#truly horrid circumstances rn#but at least im getting fucked this weekend :3
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you know, i truly do not understand why people go "i thought this would be easier than it is!!" during contact lens trainings
you are literally trying to hold your eyelids super wide open to poke your eye. also you're not wearing your glasses as you do it so you probably can't see. why would this be easy
#tern talks#this post brought to you by: 2 contact lens trainings today#the second of which had the guy swearing and annoyed less than ten minutes in#it literally took 15 minutes total to do his training#my guy my dude you're fine#also throwback to that one dude who did like 7 attempts and then just left#altho to be fair he did say he had a stressful day at work
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Receiving a little dose of sweet message from no one but your conseiller clientèle will do the job for today
#il not sure that sentence makes sense (for a change)#also it’s so funny when you’re all nice with someone#while at the same time you’re pissed off at the person who asked you to do it for them because well I’m always the one who does it anyway#and like it took me less than 15 minutes to find the solution but it’s just the way they treat you that is annoying#and the time they take to answer when hellooo I’m only doing this for you at least take the time to answer#I figured it was weird of her to start a conversation#could only be to ask something#anyway in times like this I think that maybe my brain works sometimes
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shotgunning a tube of strawberry mentos right now
#disco speaks!#if you even care#i forgot how much of a problem I have with these#THEY HAVE A GOOD CRUNCH AND A GOOD CHEW OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE#i also took both of my medications for the first time in a while (I have to make an appt before my Dr will refill it (eye roll))#and spent two or three hours on tiktok learning about marine animals so my attention span is both very short and needs to be entertained#like a toddler who is teething except the mentos are my teething rings and I’m down to three left and I show no sign of stopping#which is a bit concerning considering there has to be like 12 or 15 a pack and so it’s been less than ten minutes#since I started consuming them. can’t go outside cause it’s cold as fuck and snowy and bad water texture bleghh#and bad anxiety feeling about doing my responsibilities and actually figuring out when to go on a date with my bf#we are now down to two strawberry mentos I repeat we are down to two strawberry mentos this is not a joke#awww my dog looks so baby right now#so anyway I think that my adhd medicine is making me focus but since I immediately started focusing on something that shortens my attention#span then I am mimicking that and I haven’t eaten anything today besides candy because I don’t want to make things because textures#and temperatures UGHHH#and I don’t want to put on gaming streams like usual because then I will not do anything else#and like I want to work on my nutcracker au piece but UGHH art school has made me so used to traditional art that#now digital art feels wrong and bad textures and it’s not the same and art feels bad but I like art??? i don’t know I don’t know#i need to chaos or like general stimulation but then I get too overstimulated and overwhelmed#i might need an anxiety medication cause uhhh well fuck my dudes I have both adhd and anxiety and it’s fucking me up a bit
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one fucked up thing about me is that most things I ingest don't work horribly well on me? the exception is things I can drink, like booze. but like. weed edibles barely do a thing to me. mushrooms do a bit but I cant get properly high on them. one time I was in a lot of pain and someone gave me a perc and it I genuinely think an ibuprofen would have been as effective.
#also my food doesnt really digest well like this is tmi but my food tends to take a lot longer than it should to digest less than it should#my tummy just hates absorbing yk#and idk whats up about any of this#except ibuprofen actually apparently that one specifically works faster on me than some#my partner says it takes an hour for it to kick in for her for me it takes 15 minutes if it took an hour i doubt id bother#since they dont last very long#drugs cw
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ohhhh my supervisor is so sick of me
#which is annoying as FUCK because this guy is most of the reason why I’m so behind rn#he’s getting a plane later today and so was frustrated that I kept asking questions#when this is kinda the first chance I’ve had to ask most of my questions and actually get a response#which. incidentally. is why my draft sucks and I have a week and a half left to finish it#but man yeah like 20 minutes into the meeting I stop to ask if there’s anything else he wanted to say#bc he had a bit at the start but the man never stops talking so I took a brief silence as a way to start grilling him and didn’t let up#for ~15 minutes. and he’s like yeah I wanted to check some stuff before my flight later today#I am aware flights are stressful but sir you have been doing less than the minimum for weeks and making my life hell#you can handle half an hour of talking to me#like I had no idea how I was meant to write this!! I’ve asked and he brushed me off!! and nobody else explains it#bc your supervisor is meant to!! so from the comments on the draft and grilling him I’ve only just figured out#what the fuck I’m actually meant to be writing#I also gave up on not talking over him bc he does to me and if I don’t cut in he will talk for 20 minutes straight#AND HE TALKS OVER ME. I keep forgetting that part#but god rn in every aspect of this I’m just scrambling to get as much done as possible which means everything is a mess#but first draft by Monday now (I’ve set my OWN goal to have everything figured out at least by Friday night so I can just be refining shit)#I’ve had a Lot of first drafts at this point huh.#I think. I need to break this down again so that I can get some sense of accomplishment here#luckily I just got a new structure!#god I just realised one of the things I asked him was abt restructuring some objectives. so now half of what Ive written is gonna be changed#I have so much editing to do. and so much writing to do. someone pls help me#luke.txt
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You guys know not of the catastrophic squid sisters brainrot going on in my head rn
#rat rambles#splat posting#specifically abt them first becoming agents and being angsty 15 year olds or whatever#just marie being like god everyone sucks. I hate everyone. no one could ever understand my pain.#meanwhile callie is going through the Horrors#ok no theyre both going through the horrors but marie is a lot less aware of the depth of callies hashtag issues than callie is of maries#hashtag idol industy moments#ok back from making sure Im not insane with some lore stuff that I couldn't find anywhere I found it 👍#that took me like 20 minutes so imagine a 20 minute pause before that last tag#ok anyways apparently they were originally intended to main each other's current mains before having them swapped so I am validated#rly the real reason I need to think more abt early agent stuff is because I wanna see more of them actually interacting with their gramps#and he is a good gramps to them and also very concerned abt them lol
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i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes
(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)
Lmaoooo
Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:
Link to post.
But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:
Link to post.
Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.
Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.
Link to post.
Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)
As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.
Link to post.
It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂
Link to post.
Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.
Link to post (tags mine).
Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3
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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.
found by @thepotch
Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?
Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️
Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.
Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.
Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.
Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!
Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC
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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.
Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)
Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)
Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)
Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)
Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday
As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.
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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:
Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page
Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting
Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)
Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)
Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)
Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from
Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)
Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀
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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3
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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:
More trailers!
Trailer 1 (My favourite)
Trailer 2
Trailer 3
Trailer 4
I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.
It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.
Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!
And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.
YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:
InformOverlord (4:30)
Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)
End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.
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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)
tw: unreality:
We did it you guys!
Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.
Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️
#goncharov 1973#reasons i can never leave this hellsite#we've ascended from pirating criterion movies to straight up manifesting them into existence#get on our level twits#knee of huss#goncharov#tumblr lore#tumblr memes#tumblr culture
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every day I spend with my nieces is a day to reinforce my desire of never having kids of my own amen
#don’t get me wrong I love them so much#but children are so fcking annoying sometimes lmfao#in less than 15 minutes I had to deal with one of then throwing a tantrum over an apple#lying to my father’s face and throwing me and her sister under the bus#they also just took the bag where we keep the bread and took like a whole thing each when they never eat not even half#and I approached them to cut the thing in half but they basically told me fuck off#took a couple of bites and left the food there#and if there is something I hate is wasting food asdfghjklç#anyways they’re kids they have no concept of being responsive with their things#but I tried to help them bc I knew this would happened and it did#and omg they’re so annoying anyways#l.txt#dl#*responsible omg this has so many mistakes I’m too lazy to fix
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i love that poll the americans are like what the hell are you talking about i can drive for days and the non americans are like what the hell are you talking about if the drive is less than 30 mins i'll walk
#if it's less than 30 minutes i'll walk.....#i used to live a few miles from my city's airport and you literally could not get there without driving or taking the bus#except u know. the bus from my apartment a few miles away would take like 2.5 hours at weird times of the day#driving it took 15 minutes
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