#too portland

[froody]

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

[mensfrightsactivist]

OP is a mysterious one. I can't speak to that. Hair color or style to match the rooms we're in? Yeah. Chester died of canine appendicitis. Everyone pays between 20 and 30% of their income on groceries and cleaning supplies etc. for the house. T Q and D are vegan. None of us eat meat or smoke weed at home. M and W2 can't stand the smell of weed. And no, you don't have to be a certain size to join, it just makes clothes easier. Our families aren't worried, why do you ask?

Okay that covers most of what I asked. Pasting the mod of @am-i-the-asshole-official ‘s questions below:

and my additional questions, why does OP hate C so much if they are contributing in line with those expectations? and how effective is 20-30% of income when 80% of the household has no income at all? and isn’t all that hair dye/cutting and styling materials hard on the environment and rather wasteful for an anti capitalist household?

and YEAH what do the parents who own the house think of all this??

[t4t4t]

happy pride

[stargirlsfc]

jessie kindly demonstrating her football ick

[krash-and-co]

the real 35 portland row is located on tumblr dot com btw

[portlandwithyou]

The Promise- Time Stamp Roulette

Minutes: 8 16 21 29 40 42 43

[mur-art]

Get in loser, we're going to die of dysentery

These two would wear snarky self-referential shirts, I just know it.

Outfit refs under the cut. I saw these sweatshirts and... yeah. I had to.

Alt text:

Sweatshirt 1: "Get in Loser, We're Going to Die of Dysentery."

Sweatshirt 2: "Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either."

[mochiikat]

Lockwood & Co. thoughts on Taylor Swift

George: who

Lucy: Rubbish.

Lockwood: *shrugs* she’s alright, I suppose (he’s a massive swiftie)

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The Skull: *screeches* ♫ AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE!!! SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST ♫

[melodiousoblivionao3]

Nope. Not okay.

[godisarepublican]

Do you know why the LeftTards keep winning? Because they spent all of the summer of 2020 laying siege to an empty federal courthouse in Portland because... because... in all honesty they have no idea why. But Trump is inside a kangaroo court in NYC, an out of control judge waving his bias around like a trans pride flag, a prosecutor who needed to be disbarred a year ago and we all sit here and take it.

They are literally destroying America. They are reducing America to the level of a 3rd world skank hole where political opponents are persecuted for daring to stand against the establishment. And we let them do it. We did let them do it.

[spearxwind]

does anyone have a link to that post about people looking for a roomate for like a 4 bedroom house but 10-15 people are living there and the conditions and rules are absolutely insane. like they made makeshift rooms out of closets and wardrobes and weird curtain panels and one of the things they say is 'one of our housemates is a sex worker so you need to be ok with hearing moaning' and theres like. someone literally living on top of a big wardrobe with a blanket and that counts as a "room"

[crimeronan]

i'm mostly over Representation In Fiction Feelings but i DO still get kind of emotional about raine having pre-T and post-T voice actors. not even in a seeing myself represented type way (i am not on T and don't currently plan to be), but just bc. it's such a lovely reflection of the space we live in. a decade ago it was revolutionary for kids to see same-gender parents on TV and go "oh, some kids have two moms," and now in a very similar way kids get to grow up learning that some people have high-pitched voices in adolescence and low-pitched ones when they get older. parents explaining "your older cousin might sound a bit different when they come for thanksgiving this year" and a kid just going "oh, like raine!!" that..... that Does get me. wah.

[stargirlsfc]

the edit:

[anarchswild]

FangFest '24 - Day 17

Trevor Queen, a man who was seemingly born to be involved with the supernatural. With his strong willpower and knack for magic, it's clear that he would've become a Mage if left to his own devices. A former Magadon employee, he caught the attention of both Pentex and kindred when he remembered and reported on a werewolf attack on the facility. He was promptly ghouled by Tammy King, who the name irony is not lost on, and became an irreplaceable asset to her.

For a guy whose dexterity specialty is "running away," he sure did hit a demon with a garbage truck.

[largesillyfriend]

A fine fall day, at the Normandale dog park.