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mayakimayahai · 17 days ago

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So it turns out that if I don't text first, we won't talk

#great #awesome #its it?#i mean we've known each other for 10 years but its always me who makes efforys #im always available for her #too available at times #soch rahi hu i should just quit #i mean if she dosent want to talk shs can just fuck off.#and the fact that kuch hua bhi nahi hai #no ladai nothing #this is just how it is #desi #desi stuff #desi things #desiblr #desi culture #indian memes #desi teen

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megamindsupremacy · 2 months ago

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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

#mads posts #star wars #obi-wan kenobi #specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again #and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old #thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and #shoot at him #he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia #he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me #he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker #actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot #he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government #but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring #he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on #and then again refuses to answer any questions

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eye-merely-jest · 2 months ago

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hrrghgghbmnnmm x-men evolution nightcrawler….

i actually didn't care for him when i first started watching evo 'cause i thought him annoying as shit but now that is PRECISELY why i'm obsessed with him. Weird Kid™ kurt is just such an endearing concept and it's like he's just like me and I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH

#also #the burning cds thing is so deeply important #(to me)#like im making this playlist for him #and im taking it way too seriously like usual #so when i got sick of blindly listening to random 90s playlists to no avail #at some point i ended up checking germany's top hits in the year 2001 (don't ask)#saw daft punk there a few times #thought “oh i've never really listened to daft punk !! maybe it would suit him !!”#and my god is it the furthest thing imaginable from something i'd go out of my way to listen to #but in my heart of hearts i know..#i know that canonically its exactly the shit he'd listen to #and thus #the ultimate dilemma arises.#to have an accurate and immersive character playlist..#or to have a playlist that doesnt make me want to affect the trout population.#thank you for your time #xmen #xmen evolution #x men evolution #nightcrawler #kurt wagner

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meii-jasmine · 4 months ago

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We stan Filipino Miku! 🇵🇭

She has her own Mikutoda tricycle, eating kwek kwek before the rush hour

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royalarchivist · 3 months ago

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Cellbit: Ordem Paranormal 🔥

Roier: Enigma do Medo 🔥🔥🔥

In honor of today's Ordem Paranormal news, here's a little compilation of some classic "Enigma do Medo" moments with Roier and Cellbit.

#Roier #Cellbit #QSMP #Ordem Paranormal #Enigma do Medo #Paranormal Order #Cellboier #I could've subtitled this but 99% is just Roier saying ''Enigma do Medo'' or variations of it #Edited #Definitely more moments out there but these are just the ones I had readily available lol #I was going to say ''And the Spanish isn't too complex'' but that's such a wildly biased thing for me to say PFTT sorry #I don't have time or energy to transcribe this but maybe another day #Translations aren't super necessary to enjoy this video so I don't feel too guilty sharing it as is #Also holy crap that clip where Maximus is telling Roier to say ''There's enigmas'' Roier looks so frickin good #Anyways shoutout to the various Roier and Cellbit update accounts they're the only reason I have so many of these clips #Portfolio

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sciderman · 3 months ago

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the mcrib is back

#i was writing a fic - yes #about wade's relationship with the mcrib #and as if by god the mcrib returned #i do not dine at the golden arches but wade's profound emotional relationship with mcdonalds foods in the fanficiton i write is.#very dear to me.#no promises i will finish writing the mcrib fic that nobody asked for .#cable is in that fic so ergo nobody wants it.#i've never eaten a mcrib sandwich. and i feel like i shouldn't.#let wade's relationship with the mcrib be a cautionary tale. it will only end in heartbreak.#we should not fall in love with entities that will come and go and leave your heart yearning.#be it man or. sandwich.#sci speaks #but it is a fun fic about nathan and his time adventures too. wade divulges into all the selfish things he would do.#if he could time travel.#he could time travel to any time period that the mcrib is available.#what would nathan do? if he were selfish. for a change.#would he bend time for a sandwich?#would you?

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ruporas · 2 years ago

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tri-trans! happy#tdov 💘

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #meryl stryfe #available as a print also in the little heart #<-- guy who needs to work on promoting. but i just drew this for fun and for my own self happiness...#i drew an one piece vers of this before and i remembered it today while scrolling thru twitter #and knew i had to make a vers for them.... SOON MILLY WILL JOIN THEM TOO!!! love and peace!!!#they just make me sooo happy and its like. most ppl i interact with tends to hc them as trans so naturally. also the way nightow just #designed them. SO trans coded. sometimes i think about vash's design -- look at his little earring his hair his long red coat with the dips #it gets me every time. and meryl and wolfwood and milly... and actual trans canon chara elendira my love <3 #anyway. im just happy being trans on this day. and everyday! it's been pretty rough but it's always nice to celebrate just being here #and with everyone else #ruporas art

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gd-dollopole · 2 months ago

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They both knew.

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0ann3 · 10 months ago

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I saw the tsum tsum stack or whatever it is that they did, and my heart just went AAAAAAHHHH-

It's so cute and then I thought of drawing this ToT

Did it as fast as I can since I still gotta study for something-

#twisted wonderland #twst #deuce spade #jade leech #lilia vanrouge #ortho shroud #rook hunt #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #tsumsted wonderland #doodle #What is height-#what is sleep-#When they did the stack I promise that I did my best to immediately screenshot it #But my phone was too slow so I'll try again next time #Also finished the available maps of the event as soon as I opened the game LMAO #And I can now peacefully go to sleep

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cometshift · 8 months ago

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nightmare

#phighting #phighting art #medkit phighting #art #you guys have no idea how many times i replayed this stupid fucking game while it was still available #way too many times. i'd probably play it again if i could #i HATE overseer

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isbergillustration · 1 year ago

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On Holiday From Spreading Ominous Vibes. Please Could You Refill Their Drink.

#sketchbook #illustration #artists on tumblr #drawing #acrylic painting #colour pencil #eldritch angel #fantasy art #my art #spooky entities need time of to relax and recharge too #sold #but available as print

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lorebird · 4 months ago

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In which Ford struggles so badly to relate to other people that he wonders if he’s really human at all. The more isolated he becomes, the harder it is to reconcile with his own humanity.