#tonguencheeks

[samhaycroft]

Management bent their finger backwards caught in the door jamb when they saw this cracker shot of Sean Fuzzyhand shaking out the classic @foofighters hits at the Burst Sausage studio recently! Our Sean is quick to wave the flies off the dead beats and get crackin at the songs that define a generation of dad rockers hell bent on embracing the meekness within! With only a dozen or so Creed songs to fall back on in case the crowd at the Backwash Bar gags for more at the Tuesday arvo 20 minute acoustic set, he's knuckling down on YouTubes tutorials of all the @sum41 heavy metal anthems he can click on to satisfy the hungry half dozen audience members present on day release! Stay tuned for medical reports cos he'll be dishing out surgical precision! - - Mum txted saying she's cooked what she thought was a rabbit stew but may well have been the neighbour's old cat. Gramps is driving the school bus again as his explosive diarrhoea treatment program calls for it. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7BYP0lTOJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iixjnt89pyne

[lunchdinnerrecipes]

“BELLY CONNECTION” – beef patty, pork belly, gorgonzola, pimiento mayo, pickled … "BELLY CONNECTION" - beef patty, pork stomach, gorgonzola, pimiento mayo, pickled purple onions and gem lettuce from @tonguencheeks…

[simplyoldskool]

Tongue 'N' Cheek - Nobody - YouTube

[cigarettesandbluecassettes]

Doing the whole street market thing is a vital part of an inauguration ceremony as a fully-fledged LDN town resident, so I thought I'd try and hunt out somewhere that does really bloody good burgers. I found one. 😍 #TongueNCheek #SE8 #brockleymarket 🍔 (at Brockley Market)

[salaamremi]

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#TBT tongueNcheek Moment from @sweetdakid "I'm Reloaded" Video @reelrage #louderthanlife

[johnspataropsd]

@PearsonEberly Scott Pearson Eberly

The randomness of #movingday. Two iconic comedians of the game. #TongueNcheek #stillLovetheBeav @SteveMartinToGopic.twitter.com/WspJvhmE6z

from Moving Company Pacific Palisades https://twitter.com/PearsonEberly/status/847589564495441921 from MOVING COMPANY PACIFIC PALISADES https://pacificpalisadesmovingcompany.tumblr.com/post/159024655124

[pacificpalisadesmovingcompany]

@PearsonEberly Scott Pearson Eberly

The randomness of #movingday. Two iconic comedians of the game. #TongueNcheek #stillLovetheBeav @SteveMartinToGopic.twitter.com/WspJvhmE6z

from Moving Company Pacific Palisades https://twitter.com/PearsonEberly/status/847589564495441921

[eatinlondon]

The cheesy burger from @tonguencheeks. Beef patty (50% ox heart and 50% dry aged beef), cheddar, lettuce, pickled radish, mustard, ketchup. Photo from @ollie_frost. #FoodInLondon #food #foodporn #tonguencheeks #thecheesy #burger #hamburger #meat #cheeseburger #tonguencheek

[samhaycroft]

Management insists that we scratch out the eyeballs of ourselves in this book so as to appear a little more edgy and handsome. We're on at 845pm at @bombayrockbrunswick just after our Jules plays in his other band @pegbucket at 8pm. Not to mention his other other band @clipnoise opening around 5pm. Soon after our set he'll be doing 17 push ups and the entire @metallica Load / Reload albums back to back on ukulele and piano accordion whilst smoking ground nutmeg out of a Sherlock Holmes style pipe; you should probably turn up. Probably. Doubtfully. Unlikely. Just stay home and watch TV. - - Mum txted saying she's taping Family Ties for us when we come home for kale smoothies and magic mushies. Gramps is gaffing himself to the TV room ceiling to spin us out. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes #funzies (at Bombay Rock) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqrcPfjFSqK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ci8d3ly29iqv

[samhaycroft]

Management took a bullet to the nether regions when this cracker of a shot by Sandy Creviss of the Beechworth Lions Club Knitting Circle at Metal in the Mountains festival the other night! The band went fossicking for gold and burst out Eureka when they panned out a 17 minute power medley of the best bits of the @metallica Load / Reload era and brought the crowd forth to Stand & Deliver their best applause at heavy metal riffgun point! It wasn't until the cleaning staff swept under the stage did they discover Sam under there asleep cuddling a Ned Kelly Osborne mash up doll whilst his tape player was chewing up his only copy of @nickelback Photograph of Paddle Poop Lion exclusive scratch and sniff single! - - Mum txted saying she's made icy poles with the left over mashed potatoes from last week. Gramps is eating the burger pattie he found in the armpit of an Opp Shop mannequin. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqo9Mg7liWm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tyhu3hp6qhj5

[samhaycroft]

Management dropped their glass barbies and descended further into oblivion scraping up the pieces in the darkness of their laundry floor when they saw this cracker shot of Jules readying for a sizzling set at the @servofoodtruckbar recently! When shots like these are lifted to feature in the David Jones fashion catalogue, we are prepped for success by none other than the best stylist: Chubbs Farkwahd! There's no greater feeling than having all your bits preened by the very same pube scooper who fashioned @nickelback into the foot we see today! Not only that, we have the pleasure of blistering out a cover medley of both the aural tinea that is @nickelback coupled with the hits of Dave Grohl cover band @foofighters whilst we are smeared into pristine perfection by the hand of fools gold! This multitasking turd polishing is what has prepared us for this Saturday's Metal in the Mountains festival in Beechworth is prepare thyneselves already! - - Mum txted saying she's bung a roast in the oven and will suss out a gravy from the pool cleaning shop that'll peel our faces off! Gramps is unsure about the octopus contraption billowing smoke from the laundry but is willing to risk it and have squizz up close for a few hours. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/BqhRmX7FxtM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3sntjq57ky34

[samhaycroft]

Management photocopied their underparts in disbelief when they saw other bands with printed set lists! We can barely find room for our fax machine let alone a printing press that'll fit in the Holdoom Bombadore! We've written ours on a court order summons and a fresh pizza box from Pepe Le Pube the pizza gut guy cooking up mouth frisbees at the @servofoodtruckbar tonight! We'll be playing Uncle Reg for Brad as it's his birthday tonight and he'll get what he's damn well given and be grateful for it! $10 entry now as Outskert plays then Lint/Goat at 8pm then us ratbags at 9pm! Get your fill of riffs in the Gong! - - Mum txted saying she's cooked up honey crackles minus the honey so it's just dry cornflakes in a cup. Gramps is throwing glass BBQ Shapes to some Frankston seagulls and they're selling them over the bay already. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes (at Servo Food Truck Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRlv7OF0hz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yggss7ux8ulg

[samhaycroft]

Management stubbed out a durry on their sleeping foreheads when they saw this cracker shot of Sean havin' a liddle nana nap whilst waiting on his order of Vegetarian Pubed noodles from Suss Barry's Surprise Lunch Box! Although he appears on the flipside of a handstand bucket bong extravaganza, our Sean is cocked ready with his 2XL chop sticks that'll crackwhip down the evening's special into his grizzling bellyhole! When Sean is hungrier than a cyclist's butt for pants, he'll belt out a Rusty Crowe's 30 Odd Feet of Gout philharmonic orchestra classic just to keep his mind occupied until the greasy nuggets of deep fried surprises land in his general mouth trough area! Be sure to catch Sean with his favourite drop tarp for later snacks feeding his beat machine at the @thetownie2042 this Friday & at the @servofoodtruckbar Wollongong on Satdee! - - Mum txted saying she's fully cooked the microwave as she tried cooking baked beans but left them in the unopened tin. Gramps is happily lickin' the ceiling; he was unaware of the added beans. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #goodtimes #funzies #oldmangloomtshirtbib https://www.instagram.com/p/BqKDbrxnH2f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1e1n1eq83xhmr

[samhaycroft]

Management got pink eye wiping their own tears whilst celebrating this cracker shot of the Sean diggin' into a noodle box with his favourite chopsticks next a gigantic bottle of good times! When covering hits by heavy weight cover bands like @metallica and @nickelback our Sean has fill up on the fuel of champions that comes dripping in a hot box from local artisan Queasy Gene's Oyster Milk Bar! Where else can you pick up fresh milk that's been left in the crate next to the deep fryer all day and have the chef spit a golly in your take away noodles as a form of affection! We don't have to roll far from the rehearsal studio to feel Gene's love, he let's us jam in his bin area to keep the flies at bay! - - Mum txted wondering why her Ubereats noodle box smells like farts and durries. Gramps vomit burped the National anthem after neckin' a Gene challenge beverage; The Oyster Milkshake. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #doommetal #sludgemetal #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp9KPAbFODE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sy0tkr9xoctu

[samhaycroft]

Management scratched their cornea with a hang nail when they reached for the bifocals to take a better gander at this genuine gem of a guitar signed by legendary Metallica cover band @metallica that fell into our lap recently! When Sam restored this op shop hot ticket shredding machine, little did he know that he'd be holding it aloft side stage of Dandenong's finest cover band venue The Backwash Bar & Brawl when Kurk, Jaymz, Lars Bar and the Other One slid off stage amidst a gagging crowd of of 6 or 7 walker straddlin' nanas beggin' for some autographs and bunion pads! The boys in black were more than happy to sign and add some serious eBay collectors cash value to the axe dax dropper but it was lucky to escape being crushed by a flood of trestle tables during the changeover for Tuesday arvo Bingo Bash: You yell Bingo, you know what's happening! - - Mum txted saying she hopes to hear Unforgiven 2 played on the laxative axe this Saturday night at @bombayrockbrunswick or there'll be a-Bingoin! Gramps is sneaking into yards and spray painting skid marks into the neighbour's undies on the washing lines. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #angularmetal #abrasivemetal #metal #livemusic #goodtimes #funzies https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp1WoeFlywn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6wvu685udmok

[samhaycroft]

Management keyed their own cars when they saw this cracker shot of Sam's TAFE Certificate 3 in Decoupage Renovation at @thetotehotel upstairs! It was the varnish fumed round of new cover songs from @metallica catalogue gems co-written with Lou Reed's corpse that really brought the judges to their knees to suck down some serious bucket bongs and hammer out a guilty as charged with riff punches through the walls for a verdict! The stay at home audience were glued to their couch watching anything else other than the live music show unfold and yet the band pushed the home reno envelope to the edge of the stage and sniffed the glue that was meant for some minor repairs by the lonely janitor slash sound lady bonglord. Later, when we were surfacing from the high of the gig the next morning, we stumbled into @cashconvertersaus and bought some more stolen tradie's tools for the next show on Saturday 10th at @bombayrockbrunswick so get there and get nailed! - - Mum txted saying she loves walking on the wild side but only if she's wearing sandles or else her tinea plays up like nits on kindy kids. Gramps is squeezing his blackheads, packing them in baggies and selling them to tip rats saying they're magic mushies. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #doommetal #metal #aussiemetal #abrasivemetal #angularmetal #guitarmaintenance #winstick #binstick #goodtimes #funzies https://www.instagram.com/p/BpzDlMZlY9M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5y7of91fnf0u