#abrasivemetal

[samhaycroft]

Management keyed their own cars when they saw this cracker shot of Sam's TAFE Certificate 3 in Decoupage Renovation at @thetotehotel upstairs! It was the varnish fumed round of new cover songs from @metallica catalogue gems co-written with Lou Reed's corpse that really brought the judges to their knees to suck down some serious bucket bongs and hammer out a guilty as charged with riff punches through the walls for a verdict! The stay at home audience were glued to their couch watching anything else other than the live music show unfold and yet the band pushed the home reno envelope to the edge of the stage and sniffed the glue that was meant for some minor repairs by the lonely janitor slash sound lady bonglord. Later, when we were surfacing from the high of the gig the next morning, we stumbled into @cashconvertersaus and bought some more stolen tradie's tools for the next show on Saturday 10th at @bombayrockbrunswick so get there and get nailed! - - Mum txted saying she loves walking on the wild side but only if she's wearing sandles or else her tinea plays up like nits on kindy kids. Gramps is squeezing his blackheads, packing them in baggies and selling them to tip rats saying they're magic mushies. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #doommetal #metal #aussiemetal #abrasivemetal #angularmetal #guitarmaintenance #winstick #binstick #goodtimes #funzies https://www.instagram.com/p/BpzDlMZlY9M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5y7of91fnf0u