#tomoya ichijoji

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Resident genius Tomoya Ichijoji, everyone

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Tomoya, early Ginga: Hikaru, I just want to let you know, that I'm sorry I'm not sorry bout this ,and that we could probably be friends if you had a different personality and appearance.

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Am I the only one who got a bit confused after the timeskip in Ginga? Like, the timeskip itself was fine, you know, ending summer and all. It's really just Tomoya that confuses me. He goes from "Fine, I guess I won't try to kill you or something," to "I guess we're all friends now." But like, why??? Did they all just hang out for the rest of the summer? Were the writers just tired of dealing with his previous personality? Who knows!

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Hikaru: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Kenta: Tubular AF!

Chigusa: Mood to the max!

Tomoya, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Misuzu, just as annoyed: If she's breathes, she's a square.

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Gouki: Wow, your handshakes pretty firm.

Tomoya: I took a seminar.

Gouki: Where?

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Tomoya: We're adults.

Hikaru: When did that happen?

Kenta: And how do we make it stop?

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Shou: Should I be concerned?

Tomoya: Wait until something catches fire, then be concerned.

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Kenta: Why do group projects suck?

Chigusa: Because either no one knows what they're doing...

Tomoya: Or only one person is actually doing what they're supposed to be doing, usually.

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Hikaru: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Tomoya: Myxine Circifrons.

Hikaru: Wait that's an actual thing?

Tomoya: Yes, why?

Hikaru:...Fsh

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Jinno: Tomoya, can you use the cell phone's signal to triangulate the Hikaru and Shou's location?

Tomoya: In a parallel dimensional plane?!

Tomoya: Let's find out

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Tomoya: Here's a little advice: I don't like you.

Hikaru: Not so much advice as it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction, but okay.

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Tomoya: You can say "have a nice day" without a problem.

Tomoya: But you can't say "enjoy the next twenty four hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.

Kenta: How do you keep getting into my house?

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During the first half of Ginga

Hikaru: Tomoya gave me a get better soon card today.

Misuzu: Well that was nice of him.

Hikaru: It wasn't because I was sick or anything, he just thought I could be better.

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Kenta: You think your smarter than everyone else.

Tomoya: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.