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My favorite bird is probably a hare

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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@nokiisland

biting your forehead friday

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closeup

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Nikki Giovanni and James Baldwin

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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Bead Embroidery Kits // Craft Artist Studio

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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

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( <= green bean

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calling everything degen and or gooner shit has lead to this incredible era where people are now fully expecting everyone they talk to to be really racist about japanese media and be extremely devoted to catholic levels of modesty as it pertains to women

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Siberian Tiger

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The Wizard Cowboy War (Wizboys VS Cowards) continues on.