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Yasunobu: Maybe I do need a nap. Emi: You needed a nap twelve days ago. At this point, you need a whole coma.
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Tregear: You should learn to accept your flaws, like I have. Taiga: Oh, you've accepted your flaws? That's rich. Tregear: Hell no. I've accepted yours.
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Laiha: Riku, I know you look up to Zero. I mean ,we all do, he's a good person and I respect him immensely. Laiha: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.
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Belial: You failed as a son. Geed: And you completely failed as a father. Guess we're both disappointed.
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Rui: And that's why we needed to get an expert. Gurumon: Oh, really? Who did you get? Rui, staring: Gurumon: Oh! Right, that's me... yes.
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Zero: I can't believe we would do something this stupid! Jean-Bot: I think we all believe we would do something this stupid.
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Zero: What makes you think I'm irresponsible? Seven: Let me think... explosions, disobeyed my orders, almost picked a fight with a space dragon.... Zero: Okay, so yesterday was a bad day.
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Jean-Nine: Can I ask a question? Zero: Sure. Jean-Nine: Are you you a child of divorce?
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Hebikura: I bring a sort of "all these laws are made up" vibe to STORAGE that GAF really doesn't like.
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Dark Lugiel: You can't worry about what other people think. Dark Lugiel: I mean, have you met other people?
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Emi: Hey, are you busy right now? Gento: A little bit, why? Emi: Oh, no worries. Nothing important. Five hours later Gento: You were in jail?! Why didn't you say anything?! Emi: You were busy!
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Katsumi: I can't believe I agreed to this. Isami: This was your idea. Katsumi: I can't believe you agreed to this.
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Zero: The new plan is... there is no plan! We wing it! Probably not gonna work, but I said it with a lot of confidence!
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Astra: It's like they say: if you can't beat them- Leo: Curl up in a ball and protect your organs?
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Juggler: Sorry I'm late, I came as quickly as I wanted to.
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Jack: I would say I should quit while I'm ahead, but I'm not. Man: You're not ahead, or you're not quitting? Jack: ...Both.
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Geed: This can't get any worse, can it? Belial: Of course it can - just give me a minute.
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