#tomorrow x together funny

[soobinies]

missing soobin hours ft. taehyun 💌 (37)

[yeonjune]

(240714) yeonjun attempting to show his abs over his shirt, while being concerned about showing too much of his chest and trying to cover it up 😅

[taechnological]

"umm do u like know the guys at the next table or something–?"

"don't mind them"

the guys at the next table:

[dagonyang]

my favorite scaredy cat

[hue-kangz]

Kai's pretty MAMA make-up

[itgirlgyu]

✷ would this dignified member of txt let you borrow a pen?

ζྀི) a certain few of them are not dignified for sure. like beomgyu and soobin what?. general headcanons but 𝓉aehyun might get someone (≖⌣≖) ㅤㅤ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𑜞᭄ೃㅤㅤ ͏ ͏

⋆ꪗeonjun

yeonjun is known around the campus to be the helpful senior of the semester so of course he is gonna spot you one.

or so you think.

in the beginning hes like, “yes why not?“ with a big smile and reassurance gripping each word that comes out of his voice box like the extra safe and absorbent pads in those days of your period the commercial promises you.

fake promises of course just like yeonjun.

searches his bag, there is no pen.

he is sweating, he is gonna be called a liar, and then everyone in the city will know him as a liar, and once the city knows something, the country will soon and once it hits national news it's only a few seconds until CNN makes a headline out of it.

he is gonna be known as the international liar.

he DOES NOT want to be known as the international liar.

he is sweating on his backpack. he is panicking. his teeth are chattering, he is seeing two backpacks instead of one.

and he is about to flood the whole damn classroom until he gets out of this situation fast.

the water level in the classroom is already up to the ankle level when you utter those words that pick him up from his crisis.

“oh i already had one. thanks anyways :D”

he turns back to look at you with the perfect grin and nods as wind suspiciously blows in the air conditioned room with no windows open.

when you go back to your desk he casually slinks away to kai to borrow one of his pens.

yeonjun then for the rest of the semester you share the class with him and greets you with a handful of pens, always ready if you want one.

⋆ᦓoobin

he is NOT going to give you one.

and he is not going to be honest about it.

not because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. he couldn't care less about it frankly but rather than the fact he does not want to witness you moping like he's still a soft hearted, kind person.

so instead he comes up with detailed amounts of redundant fibs he has created to get you off his back.

suddenly the lighting changes and you find yourself beside soobin, softly patting his back as he tells you the tale of how he traumatised himself by giving someone all of his pens when he had an important exam to give and during the time

that person didn't give it back to him so now he only carries one pen that he might need.

also blames it all beomgyu, deeming him the man in his fantasy who had taken all his pen and left him in shambles.

beomgyu loses some popularity in the campus but you lose and win some

nobody asks soobin for any pen.

and beomgyu takes down a peg.

although soobin's little lie almost comes to an end one time when you catch his incredible collection of pens falling on the ground.

he gaslights you into thinking those are tampons and he moves on with his day.

and you might ask why he doesn't want to share pens?

it's because he's an introvert, he's too shy to ask for his pen back.

⋆᥇eomgyu

you're about to ask him for one when he looks back at you with an all too familiar look.

this mf too did not bring a pen.

⋆ꪻaehyun

of course he will give you one.

but he is also gonna be breathing down your neck every second of the minute you have his pen in your hand.

you look up from writing your name on the page and he's there in your vision line watching you like a hawk as if you would make a run for it with his pen.

says he's fine when you ask him if you could keep using it for the rest of your classes.

you should have been aware that there were more than well intentioned those bright eyes of his.

but with your every move, he's there in the vicinity of your vision, watching your every move that you take with his pen in your bag.

you go to the bathroom to freshen up from the cold sweat that has been coating your body and he is there, right in the stall, perched on top of the toilet looking at you.

you are going to catch your boyfriend in the act of cheating and he passes by whispering not to get blood on his pen.

you're almost fearing for your life when you go to give his pen and swear with your blood drawn that you would never forget your pens ever again.

he laughs at your little confession, mistaking it to be a little joke, completely unaware of his own eerie mien.

says there's one thing left to do with his pen and writes his number on your palm.

you might have to ask for it again though since the sweat has almost erased it.

⋆ꫝyuning kai

he would.

if he had any left.

from the moment he stepped into the classroom everyone surrounded kai like a clique of useless zombies and snatched every last pen from him.

from the day when kai had to fight one person over his own.

begging, crying, and throwing up for the pen as they both play tug of war with the pen in the middle of the classroom, kai has sworn to himself to hide at least one pen in his underwear for the sake of education.

taehyun had once asked him.

”why do you bring all these pens if they steal it anyway?”

kai taken a swig of his apple juice, wiping the remnant from his lips and replacing it with a proud smile.

”because of my reputation as their savior”

taehyun—ok i get it you're a pushover.

the day you ask him for the pen, he had saved two fortunately.

but he is conflicted to turn you down, or to give you one that's been marinating awfully close to his pair of oranges.

he has made the decision.

he was going to ask for one of his pen back.

and he is going to ask for it from beomgyu, who probably could have started a whole business with all the pen he stole from kai.

and he surprisingly gets one them back back.

”well that was exhilarating.”

you- “...”

kai actually gets all of his pens back during his graduation.

all of them.

with all these assets suddenly back in kai’s positions, taehyun and beomgyu appears beside him with a business proposal kai just can't turn down.

“let's sell these.”

hah..so it has been a long, long time since I've shit posted.

 

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[hywi2n]

k, come right back. ᜊ

i've been waitin' T_T

for u 2 slip back in bed . . . ᜊ

[theconchaverse]

my favorite part of fandom is that specific moment when we all collectively go, "Oh yes, now blorbo needs to open a coffee shop" followed by the infamous "and they should fall in love w shitto while they're at it"

[gugugyuu]

dumb girlfriend - beomgyu x reader

warnings: nothing just fluff <3

beomgyu leaned against the kitchen doorway. his arms are crossed as he watched you stand over the stove, poking at something suspiciously in the pan. the smell of burnt or something filled the air and he already knew where this was heading.

"baby." he called out. keeping his tone calm and light, "what are you doing?"

you jumped, spinning around with wide eyes as the spatula fell to the floor. "i- uh... i'm making eggs?"

his eyes shifted from your sheepish expression to the pan, then back to you. "are you sure? because it looks more like you're cremating them."

you frowned, placing your hands on your hips.

beomgyu walked over and gently took the pan off the stove, setting it aside. "we've talked about this, right? heat, not maximum inferno."

"yeah but maybe if i cook them faster, we save time." you reasoned.

he stared at you for a moment trying to figure out whether you were joking but the look on your face told him otherwise. "babe..." he said softly, "that's not how cooking works."

you let out a dramatic sigh and leaned against the counter. "eggs are impossible."

beomgyu chuckled as he turned off the stove, pulling you into a warm hug. "it's okay. not everyone is meant to be a chef."

you buried your face in his chest with a muffled grumble. "apparently, i'm not even meant to be functional." you muttered.

"don't say that." beomgyu said, stroking your hair soothingly. "you're smart. like, really smart. you aced your finals without even trying and you're always tutoring people in something i can't even pronounce. that's impressive, you know?" he added, assuring.

you peeked, your small pout was then replaced by a shy smile. "you really don't mind that i suck at this stuff?"

"are you kidding me? it makes my life way more interesting." he teased.

"gyu..." you began. "you said last week that my 'what do you call a bear with no teeth?' joke didn't make sense."

beomgyu groaned, shaking his head. "that's because you said 'a bear with dentures' instead of a gummy bear." in disbelief that you're bringing this up again. You crossed your arms. "i thought it was funny."

he facepalmed before cupping your face "i have a dumb girlfriend." he said with mock exasperation but quickly adding, "you don't even realize how hilarious you are and i love that about you."

your cheeks flushed. you were torn between being offended or flustered by his words.

beomgyu pulled back, "and hey, i'll gladly buy you all the eggs in the world if it means helping you master cooking it."

you couldn't help but laugh at his ridiculous promise. "you're so corny."

"maybe." he said with a shrug, "but you still love me."

"i do..." you admitted, leaning into his touch. "but you did call me stupid, though."

"not stupid! i said dumb, there's a difference." he defended with a grin.

rolling your eyes, you sat at the kitchen counter, crossing your legs as if dismissing him. beomgyu didn't miss a beat though. he stepped closer, slipping himself between your legs, gently squeezing them before giving your thighs a playful slap.

"teasing you is part of my job." he said, pressing a soft kiss to your lips. "but i promise, i'll teach you how to cook someday or at least how to use the toaster without calling the fire department."

you groaned, hiding your face in your hands. "stop reminding me about the toaster!" you whined, though your lips curled into a smile.

you wrapped your arms around his shoulders, rested your forehead against his. beomgyu's laughter filling the room.

and in that moment, as he held you close... you thought about how lucky you were to have someone who makes you so effortlessly happy and accepting you even if you were a little clueless sometimes.

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[thy-lovelylionheart]

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[j-miki]

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[hue-kangz]

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