#tom what r u gonna say at my funeral now that u killed me

[p4nishers]

every single time i rewatch s2 ep1 all i can think about is loki's breath and hands literally SHAKING SO HARD before they find mobius and when they say "mobius, you know me" you actually audibly hear the tremble in their voice and it drives me fucking batshit crazy every time

[alystayr]

Playlist musicale 2017 (2/2)

Liste des chansons (playlist 2017 - part. 2)

Mise à jour : 31 décembre 2017

playlist 2019 (part. 1)

playlist 2018 (part. 2), playlist 2018 (part. 1)

playlist 2017 (part. 2), playlist 2017 (part. 1)

playlist 2016 (part. 2), playlist 2016 (part. 1)

playlist 2015

0-9 #

16 Horsepower - Haw (1996)

A

AC/DC - Hells Bells (1980)

The Allman Brothers Band - Midnight Rider (1970)

alt-J - In Cold Blood (2017)

Anaïs - J'ai retrouvé mon mojo (2017)

Angus & Julia Stone - Chateau (2017)

Arcade Fire - Everything Now (2017)

Archive - Lights (2006)

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (2013)

Louis Armstrong - Christmas in New Orleans (1955)

Arno - Dance Like A Goose (2016)

Arthur H - La beauté de l'amour (2011)

Audioslave - Revelations (2006)

Asaf Avidan - My Old Pain (2017)

B

Band of Horses - The Funeral (2006)

Courtney Barnett - Lance Jr. (2013)

The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations (1967)

The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby (1966)

Beck - Girl (2005)

Benjamin Biolay - Volver (2017)

Birth Of Joy - Three Day Road (2014)

Björk - Violently Happy (1993)

Black Sabbath - Iron Man (1970)

The Blues Brothers (cover Robert Johnson) - Sweet Home Chicago (1980)

Blur - Girls and Boys (1994)

Bob & Earl - Harlem Shuffle (1963)

Georges Brassens - La mauvaise réputation (1952)

The Breeders - Divine Hammer (1993)

Jeff Buckley - Grace (1994)

C

Camille - Fontaine de lait (2017)

Jerry Cantrell - Bargain Basement Howard Hughes (2002)

Bertrand Cantat - Anthracitéor (2017)

Car Seat Headrest - Destroyed By Hippie Powers (2016)

Johnny Cash (cover Nick Cave) - The Mercy Seat (2000/1988)

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee (1996)

Ray Charles - What'd I Say (1959)

Louis Chedid - T'as beau pas être beau (1978)

Chelsea Wolfe - Feral Love (2013)

Cigarettes After Sex - Apocalypse (2017)

The Clash - The Guns of Brixton (1979)

Benjamin Clementine - Phantom Of Aleppoville (2017)

CocoRosie - Child Bride (2013)

Leonard Cohen - Almost Like the Blues (2014)

Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry (2006)

Alice Cooper - Poison (1989)

Elvis Costello - Alison (1977)

The Cure - Boys Don't Cry (1979)

D

Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (1980)

Deep Purple - Hush (1968)

Mac DeMarco - Salad Days (2014)

Depeche Mode - Going Backwards (2017)

Fatoumata Diawara - Bissa (2011)

Dire Straits - Your Latest Trick (1985)

Beth Ditto - Fire (2017)

The Do - Gonna Be Sick! (2011)

Fats Domino - Blueberry hill (1956)

The Doors - Ghost Song (1978)

Bob Dylan - Ballad Of a Thin Man (1965)

E

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (2000)

Endless Boogie - Vibe Killer (2017)

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983)

F

Piers Faccini - Cloak Of Blue (2016)

Faith No More - The Last To Know (1995)

Mylène Farmer - C'est Une Belle Journée (2001)

Mylène Farmer - Désenchantée (1991)

Thomas Fersen - Encore Cassé (2017)

Thomas Fersen - Hyacinthe (2005)

Foals - Inhaler (2013)

Foo Fighters - Run (2017)

Forest Swords - Thor's Stone (2013)

Franz Ferdinand & Jane Birkin (cover Serge Gainsbourg) - A song for sorry angel (2006-1984) 

The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger (2006)

Future Islands - Ran (2017)

G

Liam Gallagher - Wall Of Glass (2017)

Richard Gibbs & Bear McCreary - Gayatri, Full Opening theme (from Battlestar Galactica) (2003)

Girls in Hawaii - Guinea Pig (2017)

Girls in Hawaii - Not Dead (2013)

Goldfrapp - Annabel (2013)

Jean-Jacques Goldman & Sirima - Là-bas (1987)

Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz (Spirit House) (2017)

Guns N' Roses - Civil War (1991)

H

Johnny Hallyday - Quelque chose de Tennessee (1985)

Johnny Halliday (cover The Animals) - Le pénitencier (1964)

Ben Harper and The Innocent Criminals - Jah Work (1997)

George Harrison - Got My Mind Set On You (1987)

PJ Harvey - C'mon Billy (1995)

Heartless Bastards - Only For You (2012)

Jimi Hendrix - Freedom (1971)

Bernard Herrmann - Vertigo (from Sueurs froides - 1958)

Hoboken Division - Boilin Up (2017)

I

Idles - Well Done (2017)

Interpol - Obstacle 1 (2002)

Iron Maiden - Total Eclipse (1982)

Izia - Let me alone (2009)

J

Jack the Ripper -  White men in black (2005)

Michael Jackson - Thriller (1984)

Mick Jagger - Gotta Get A Grip (2017)

Jay-Z - The Story of O.J. (2017)

The Jesus And Mary Chain - Happy When It Rains (1987)

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I love Rock n roll (1981)

Elton John - Nikita (1985)

Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (1980)

Juliette - Nour (2013)

K

Karpatt - Encombrants (2016)

The Kills - Impossible Tracks (2016)

L

Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (2017)

Lamb - Wise Enough (2011)

Mark Lanegan - Nocturne (2017)

The Last Shadow Puppets (cover Jacques Dutronc) - Les Cactus (2016/1967)

Last Train - Way Out (2016)

Bernard Lavilliers - Croisières méditerranéennes (2017)

Maxime Le Forestier - Né Quelque Part (1988)

The Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun (2003)

Linkin Park - Lying From You (2003)

M

Madrugada - Salt (1999)

Mano Negra - Mala Vida (1988)

Mano Solo - Pas du gâteau (1993)

Manu - La dernière étoile (2015)

Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People (1996)

Bob Marley - Burnin and Lootin (1973)

Mickey 3d - Respire (2003)

Moby - Natural Blues (1999)

Moonchild - The Truth (2015)

Morrissey - Spent the Day in Bed (2017)

Motörhead - Ace Of Spades (1980)

Muse - Dig Down (2017)

N

Nena ‎- 99 Luftballons (1983)

Nico Vega - Beast (2006)

Nine Inch Nails – Less Than (2017)

Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box (1993)

Noir Désir - L'Appartement (2001)

O

The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (2008)

Les Ogres de Barback - Condkoï (2012)

P

Pearl Jam - Even Flow (1991)

Tom Petty - Free Fallin’ (1989)

Tom Petty - Learning To Fly (1991)

Pixies - Debaser (1989)

Placebo - Lady of the Flowers (1996)

Placebo (cover Talk Talk) - Life's What You Make It (2017-1985)

Prince - Batdance (1989)

Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Love Song (1983)

Q

Queens of the Stone Age - The Way You Used to Do (2017)

R

The Raconteurs - Consoler of the Lonely (2008)

Radiohead - I Promise (1997/2017)

Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (1992)

Raphael - Caravane (2005)

Lou Reed - Coney Island Baby (1976)

R.E.M. - Accelerate (2007)

The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (1965)

Royal Blood – Lights Out (2017)

Olivia Ruiz - Dis-moi ton secret (2016)

S

Saez - Premier mai (2017)

Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The UK (1976)

Shaka Ponk - Gung Ho (2017)

Del Shannon - Runaway (1961)

Emilie Simon - Désert (2003)

Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al (1986)

Nina Simone - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood (1964)

Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon (1964)

Frank Sinatra - Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! (1950)

Skunk Anansie - I Believed In You (2012)

The Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock (1993)

The Smiths - This Charming Man (1983)

Soan - Celui qui aboie (2017)

Alain Souchon - J'ai dix ans (1974)

Speedy Ortiz - Tiger Tank (2013)

Spoon - Inside Out (2014)

Vince Staples - Norf Norf (2015)

Stereophonics - Taken A Tumble (2017)

The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog (1969)

The Stranglers - Golden Brown (1981)

The Strokes - Machu Picchu (2011)

System Of A Down - Aerials (2001)

T

Talking Heads - Burning down the house (1983)

Tame Impala - Feels Like We Only Go Backwards (2012)

Téléphone - Le jour s'est levé (1984)

Television - Marquee Moon (1977)

Têtes Raides - Qu'est-ce qu'on s'fait chier (2003)

Texas - Can't Control (2017)

Thee Oh Sees - Toe Cutter / Thumb Buster (2013)

Hubert Félix Thiéfaine - Les Dingues et les Paumés (1982)

Timber Timbre - Sincerely, Future Pollution (2017)

U

U2 - The Blackout (2017)

V

The Velvet Underground - After Hours (1969)

Veruca Salt - Seether (1994)

W

Amy Winehouse - Back To Black (2006)

Wolf Alice - Yuk Foo (2017)

Woodkid - I Love You (2013)

Wovenhand - Obdurate Obscura (2014)

Shannon Wright - Defy This Love (2007)

X-Y

Z

Zazie - Larsen (1995)

[uniformbravo]

ok well i said i would bring back the animorphs liveblogs For Real this time so heres the first one, rising from the depths of my drafts like some kind of ancient undead abomination, u thought these posts were gone for good but now, here, before ur very eyes, They Rise;.;,. .

anyway here it is

it’s ya boy -

(Jake) He was a good guy, my dad. Not just because he was my dad. Because he was a good person. Because he did his work as well as he knew how and wasn't a jerk to the people around him. That doesn't make you a saint or anything, but I guess when I think about it, that's what I hope I'll do when I'm older: treat my family right, do my job well, not be a jerk to the people I meet. Maybe that's not a huge, ambitious goal, but it would be enough for me. I've done the hero thing. You can have the hero thing. Me, I wanted a day when all I'd have to do was be a decent human being. -- nice i love this im having a good time already -

marco u have a lot of nerve getting on jakes ass about secrecy in this book mr goat-ass prince of egypt “i love you” at the top of a mountain boy -

ok heres what i dont understand about this book, so basically jake’s dad is like “time for a 4-day family vacation” and tom (jakes brother) is like ummm no??? bc he’s secretly a yeerk right and yeerks can only survive w/o food for 3 days and theres no yeerk food at an isolated cabin in the mountains for 4 days so long story short his solution is to try to fucking kill his dad so he doesn’t have to go and jakes like uMMMM so he successfully stops the murder attempt and the three of them drive up the mountain together, so it’s like there u go tom u failed it’s too late aww too bad but then, and this is the part i dont get, he STILL tries to kill his dad???? like Buddy you’re already There it’s too late you’re In the mountains what exactly is this gonna accomplish now??? ur a damn teenager ur dad was the one who drove u here how u gonna get back??? i get that the dad was the target before bc he was the one forcing tom to go but now that they’re already there it doesn’t matter anymore? u could fuckin go after any easier target tbh, u were literally sharing the attic w/ jake for the night, he fell asleep and everything but noooo instead u took the knife, which was already in the room, and snuck out like a buffoon going after the more complicated target who like, didn’t even specifically matter anymore?? (i feel like i should mention that they drove up the mountain to meet the rest of the family including mom, and when i said “vacation” i meant more like “funeral preparation” but u know it still just felt so Weird) -

remember back at the beginning of the series when jakes biggest problem was that he ate a spider in lizard morph good times -

text: His name is Elfangor-Sirinal-Shamtul. An Andalite war-prince. The one who gave five young humans the ability to morph into any animal they touch. They are still out there, fighting an evil so powerful there isn’t a moment that goes by when they can actually feel safe. Their story continues. But this is how it all began. -- this book isnt even about them but u still gotta make sure i know they’re suffering, Thanks -

also arent andalites supposed to have slender and delicate arms, why is elfangor Fucking Ripped -

My name is Elfangor. I am an Andalite prince. And I am about to die. My fighter is damaged. I have crash-landed on the surface of the planet called Earth. I believe that my great Dome ship has been destroyed. I fear that my little brother Aximili is already dead. -- starting off by highlighting the fact that he never got to know that ax survived and is still fighting, already this is good -

<Well, hello, Elfangor,> he said. <Having fun with the old Yeerk-killer?> <Hello, Aristh Arbron,> I said, so stiffly I sounded like my own father. <I don't think it's very respectful to refer to Sofor as the old Yeerk-killer. He is a full warrior, after all, and our personal combat instructor.> -- ok but why is elfangor such a nerd tho omfg -

<Aristh Arbron is a very qualified exo-datologist,> I said truthfuly. Arbron gave me a dirty look. <Well, you are, Arbron,> I said defensively. See, it's kind of a slight insult to say an aristh is good with computers. That's like a technician thing, not a warrior thing. Even though warriors are supposed to be good at all kinds of science and art as well as fighting. -- oh how the turntables -

The Skrit Na ship was round, with tapered sides. It looked like a fat disc. You could hardly even see where the engines were, and the Skrit Na had blinking colored lights all around it. I guess they find that attractive or something. -- Skrit Na are constantly going to peaceful planets and kidnapping the local species. Sometimes they perform medical experiments on them. Sometimes they just fly around with them and then let them go. But often they carry local creatures away to add them to zoos on the Skrit Na home world. - r u fuckin kidding me w/ this omfg (#confirmed)

[swearronchanel]

6.08, my last commentary™ R I P to me

I wanted to post this right away but my phone died and I broke my charger so I had to handle that but now I’m finally able to. I’m literally dead, I STILL can not process how amazing it was. So I’ll just get on with it post my earlier thoughts  

¡¡TODAY IS THE DAY AHH!! IM FREAKING LATE KILL ME

BUT HOW ARE WE ALREADY HERE? IM NOT READY FOR THIS SERIES TO END BUT I NEED TO SEE SHELGAH *SAFELY* GIVE BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY. ANYWAY IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE AFTER THIS EPISODE SO ENJOY THE FINAL THOUGHTS OF MY LIFE, LETS GET IT ..

MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ITS BEATING SO FAST

TBH I MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

SCREW THESE CREDITS BUT I NEED THEM BC IM NOT READY OMG

IM SCREAMING

aw baby! & hey val

Does this mean Delia had No letters from pats this whole time??

MY BBY SHELAGH OMG HER BELLY

SHE CANT REACH HER SHOE OMG SO PRECIOUS THOUGH

Sister MJ I love u 😭😂

Family planning clinic!

YES VAL! they’re women not criminals !!

YES TRIXIE THANKS BBY FOR SPEAKING UP

aww poor Barbara

“..There are tales of missionaries served for luncheon in those climes” LMAO OMG SISTER MJ THATS NOT WHAT SHE NEEDS TO HEAR RIGHT NOW

It’s so sweet that Babs really wants her dad, I feel. My grandfather officiated my parents’ and brother’s wedding, I hope he does mine. If someone wants to marry me one day ofc lol 😂😭

SHELAGH IS ACTUALLY YELLING .. WHY DO I LOVE IT?

All the shit she’s been through/delt with and pregnancy sets her off huh..

BUT TRIXE AND SHEALGH INTERACTING YESS NOT THE WAY I WANTED BUT ILL TAKE IT FOR NOW

AWW MY BBY CRYING SOMEONE HUG HER 😭😭💕💕

MY BBY TRIXIE IS SMIRKING AT MY OTHER BBY LOL STOP 😭😭💔

“Hot and bothered” 😭😂 Violet having hot flashes. That’s not funny but i giggled I’m sorry immature of me

I can’t imagine being around when the pill was just coming out(or antibiotics even) like that must have been so wild ? you really would think they were magic *remember Vanessa Redgrave saying that in series 2?*

my mom is a nurse at a gyn/fertility office and she informed me of so much at a young age lol maybe that’s why I’m so curious idk?

lol I remember being like 13 and my friends didn’t know there was more than just the pill when it came to birth control and I really felt I was an expert😂 but *a judge’s voice* irrelevance moving on.

Needing your husbands permisson for a bank account? *sucks teeth* Vete ya!

Aw my bby shelagh 💔💔😭

“And I’ll warrant you’ve never felt more scared” I AM! AND THIS ISNT EVEN MY FICTIONAL PREGNANCY

“Oh lass“😭 PHYLLIS COMFORTING HER OMG I AM CRYING ALREADY, I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS

"Phyllis you’ve been a real friend” IM NOT OKAY OMG, THEY’VE COME SO FAR I CRY

OMG SHELAGH BEING SO CUTE WTF OMGGG 💖

PROTECT MY BBY & HER BABY AT ALL COSTS 💕💕

THE NONNATUNs CHEERING SO PURE 😭

“What if something goes wrong?” stop tempting fate Patrick !!

“I’ve made up my mind” MY BBY I CANT DEAL .. once upon a time she couldn’t speak up and was so timid 😭 my bby has grown

Her lipstick is a nice color, wait what’s this lady’s name?

The nurses all together makes me so happy omg why is this so adorable, even Phyllis is there !! SO PURE💕

Lol poor Fred tries his best !

Damn secondment to st Cuthberts, I guess Trixie couldn’t even be considered for to be Shelagh’s midwife

SHELAGH IN THE CARDIGAN >>

OF COURSE SHE CHOSE SISTER JULIENNE WE WOULDN’T HAVE ACCEPTED IT ANY OTHER WAY

“‘MY DEAR” BRB DROWNING IN TEARS

but omg was Phyllis disappointed 😭 no don’t be hurt that’s her basically her mother! (sister j and Phyllis would’ve been a good tag team though)

this montage just reminds me brb #irresponsibleme

Future Hereward’s take a note from the Turners, find out about each other sooner rather than later

LOL TOM’S AWKWARD FACE BC BABS IS GETTING CONTRACEPTION

it’s Wilma! her name is Wilma, noted.

Lol what does she sell? Is the company like Avon ? 😂I’m confused but also screaming too much internally

poor Babs is so nervous and feeling awkward 😂

Her face while on the bed😂 I feel

LMAO BABS TAKING OUT THE DIAPHRAGM & DROPPING IT HA

BUT WAIT THAT WAS THE TURNERS BATHROOM WTF ??

Patrick putting on or tying Shelagh’s shoes my fucking heart is melting

She doesn’t want him there .. for now?

“..We’re a team” 😭😭💕💕 marriage goals

“The minute I look at you I’ll give you everything you ask for” BRB I AM INDEED GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

I CAN NOT DEAL

Phyllis exercising 😭😂

“I have chosen one of my friends” OMG MY HEART

PHYLLIS BE MY BRIDESMAID !??

why does she only have one though? is it more like a maid of honor?

HERES COME MORE TEARS

THE SPANISH AYE DIOS MI CORAZON

Aw good for Wilma being happy with her job! Does everyone call the sofa the settee?

There’s that babycham! Still was never sure if it was alcoholic or nah? sparkling cider maybe?

OMG I HAVE A BOTTLE IN MY BAG THAT I BROUGHT FROM FLORIDA

new drinking came, shots every time the show makes you cry lol jk i’d be on the floor 20 mins in 

that sports car aye

My bby looking good 😍😍

she knows what it’s like to be hurt Christopher😭

You’re not supposed to take 3 at a time Wilma, I’ve been scolded enough

Okay so Babs just fell asleep and that’s all?? Preview made it seem more dramatic

Now is Val going to listen and not touch anything? lol probably

Violet always rocking blue eyeshadow haha

Is that a silicone faja?? that looks hella uncomfortable

TRIXIE’S FACE OF DISGUST HAHA

OMG THE FAM HELPING OUT WITH FUNDS MY HEART

I WANT TO BE APART OF THE NONNATUS FAMILY!

PHYLLIS AND BABS DRESS SHOPPING I LOVE THIS

“.. she’ll have me to reckon with”  TE QUERIO MUCHO PHYLLIS

I NEED A PHYLLIS IN MY LIFE

SHE HAS A FAV DRESS OMG I LOVE HER

HER FACE OMG I NEED THAT SCREENSHOTTED

SHELAGH MY BBY😭😭

Their new bedroom is so 60s I love it

She still didn’t read the pamphlet !! I love her omg, such pure intentions

OMG SISTER J REMINISCING, AH FINALLY SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT SHE WAS A NUN, I AM SOBBING BYEE IM DYING. MY HEART RATE IS SLOWING DOWN

POOR DEELS AW OMG she doesn’t deserve this, she barely has screen time don’t hurt her 

Shealgh’s got another nightgown! 1962/2017 is apparently the year of nighties #thebrinylonforthewinthough

I love pink waffers 😭😂

SHIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH WILMA IM SCARED, IS IT A HEART ATTACK?? BLOOD CLOT??

poor vi!! aww she misses reggie too!

AW FRED HUG HER

and he’s fanning her omg so pure

SHEALGH’S GOING IN TO LABOR ?? AHHHHH OMGG IM NOT READY

but also she has a housecoat how cute

SISTER J SAID “HIS SPINE” OMG HOW DOES SHE KNOW ALREADY

“I knew it” bless u bby😭😭 she is a GEM. WHY IS SHE SO LOVABLE?

omg Wilma don’t die, Trixie can u save her 😭

shit not looking good, maybe this was the death they meant

shelagh throwing up yikes

“She’s smiling and waving” yea we know that smiling and waving😂😂 but omg doesn’t this remind anyone of when you’ve been partying too hard but you’re trying to convince your friends that you’re not ready to tap out yet😂😭

if not nevermind I’ll feel trashy lmaoo

PASS THAT GAS AND AIR SISTER J

AW BBY YOU ARE BRAVE!!!!!!!

IM CRYING BUT RUNNING OUT OF TEARS

HOW TF DOES LAURA LOOK GORGEOUS ALL SWEATY AND IN TEARS WHILE PRETENDING TO BE IN LABOR?? & i’m still a creature?

Poor Patrick! He must be going as crazy as I am!

I DONT HAVE ASTHMA BUT I NEED AN INHALER BC I CANT BREATHE IM SO ANXIOUS OMG

IM NOT A SMOKER BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED A CIGG BC IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT

Trixie is doing Wilma’s makeup omg I can’t take this 😭💔💔

“I can’t believe I used to dream of this” OMG SHELAGH & SISTER J

“Every woman alive is the sum of all she ever did, and felt, and was.” ..“and how do you know that?” ..“ i wasn’t aware that I did until just now”

¡¡¡IM A W R E C K!!! l o v e that

SHE IS SINGING DORIS DAY’s SECRET LOVE AND I AM F*CKING DEAD GOODBYE

PATRICK SINGING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR SOMEONE SEND H E L P IM DYING I BET IT’S “THEIR SONG” & YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO MY FUNERAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS EPISODE  

I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

“We can’t just be like any other couple.. because we’re us”

MY HEART WTF I SWEAR IT IS ABOUT TO BURST BUT IT’S NOT BEATING

IM DEAD INSIDE AND MY BODY WILL FOLLOW WHEN THIS IS OVER

Get in there Patrick!

“The children are here” .. to say goodnight omg no😢

OMG PATRICK HOLDING HER I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

“YOU CLEVER GIRL” OMGG WHO CALLED IT

I CANT SEE WHATS HAPPENING TOO MANY TEARS IN MY EYES

IT’S A BOY I KNEW IT WELL I HAD A FEELING !

BABYTURNERLAND 2.0!!!! QUE LINDO DIOS TE BENDIGA 💖👼🏼

WHAT IS HIS NAME???

THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF MY LIFE WOW I CANT PROCESS IT ALL

“May the lord bless you and keep you” OMGGG, JESUS HEIDI WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME ??!! I’ve never been so invested in a show or fictional characters’ lives like this 😭😭

I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D SEE THIS DAY AND IM HAVING SO MANY FEELS, I BARELY HAVE ANY THOUGHTS I AM S h o o k, I AM NOTHING IN THIS WORLD. JUST USELESS TRASH FOR CTM

WELL, ALMOST 19 YEARS OF LIVING WAS GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT?

HONESTLY JUST PUT ME IN THE GARBAGE BC I HAVE NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE TO SAY IM JUST GUSHING AND DYING

BUT SERIOUSLY LAURA MAIN IS I N C R E D I B L E AND DESERVES EVERY AWARD SO PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER @ THE EMMYS, THE SAGS, THE GOLDEN GLOBES & ALL OTHER AWARDS OF ALL PRESTIGE!!  STOP PLAYING GAMES & GIVE LAURA + CTM THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES  !! & no excuses it happened for downton!

NO WILMA IS DEAD NO

The pill is so great and useful and miraculous in a way but I’m glad they showed some of its issues but DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO KILL THE FIRST WOMEN THEY GAVE IT TO? I’m still here tho, I’m rolling

NO TOM DONT SAY THaT WTF? TRIXIE IS OVER U AND U ARE OVER HER don’t ruin the moment

why did I think bab’s dad was the rev Applebee Thornton 😭😂😂😂?? where’s Jane lol

My bby trixie serving looks as always 😍😍

Aw his daughter is cute

CHRISTOPHER LOOKS GOOD TOO UGH😍

What are knickerbocker glories?

lol Boots! lowkey want to go there to satisfy my 15 year old self who liked to watch British youtubers affordable makeup videos (tbh I still do when I’m bored)

REGGIE! OMG HE CALLED VI MUM I DIE

OH YEA THE WEDDING OMG LOL I DONT FORGOT FOR A SEC

IM STILL SCREAMING, MY FREAKING BBY JUST HAD A MIRACLE BABY !!!!! I LEGIT RAN OUT OF TEARS WHAT DO I DO

LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE COME MY GOD

THE GIRLS SINGING “HAPPY WEDDING DAY” TO BABS OMG THAT WAS GREAT, I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT

I NEED TO WATCH THIS AGAIN AND IT DIDNT FINISH YET

LMAO TOM AND FRED HUNGOVER, relatable AF😂😭

SO IS TOM’S SURPRISE IS MONEY? Or is he going to buy her something!?

Barbara’s cape reminds me of Phoebe’s from FRIENDS

The stain glass !! love it

PHYLLIS LOOKS SO ADORABLE OMG HER BOUCLE SUIT AW

WHY A HEADBAND ON YOUR WEDDING DAY BABs? BUT good for them lol 😭 I don’t care enough at the moment  but let them be happy they’re so great for each other !

HE GOT A FUCKING CAROUSEL OMG

damn. Nice one Tom. I’m a little jealous, someone needs to love me like that.😭

“At times, the present seems most perfect when it seeds lie in the past. And others, life is rendered flawless when we look towards future, glimpsing from within one golden moment all the joys the days to come might hold” 💕😢😭

THE TURNERS, NOW A FAMILY OF 5 OMGGGGGGG 😭😭

THE NUNS SO PURE ❣️ lol obviously

“We can not stand still because the world keeps turning. Every year must give way to the next and it’s stories must be folded, tucked away like children’s clothes outgrown, cherished and never quite forgotten”

VANNESSA ALWAYS SAYS THE RIGHT THINGS UGH

Aw Angela with Tim!

My BBY SHELAGH IN HER BLUE OUTFIT WITH UNNAMED BABY TURNER ID CRY IF I COULD

“1962 was a year of great change at Nonnatus House, but there’s always change, everywhere, there are always new faces, new tears to shed, new joys to invest in , yet the circle of love is not broken, it expands.” YOU GOT THAT RIGHT🙏🏼👏🏼🙌🏻😭😭😢😢💖💖

I NEED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL LIKE TOMORROW PLEASE

lol Val screaming it’s snowing 😭 same

PATSY!!!

SHE AND DELIA KISSED OMG

GOOD FOR THEM 😭

ALSO GOOD FOR ME bc I was tired of the same complaints that BBC broke them apart and Patsy was “sent away” nah man Emerald was busy!

“Love bares all things, love believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things and love never ends”

THIS WAS INCREDIBLE WOW IM A MESS

IF I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE COMMISSONED FOR 3 MORE SERIES I’D THINK THIS WAS THE END??

BUT UGH NOW WE MUST WAIT

ANYWAY I SEE THE LIGHT FOLKS

IDK IF THIS IS HELL OR HEAVEN BUT I AM DEAD, I SEE THE EARTH BEHIND ME

TBH ITS PROB HELL

Someone throw me in the damn ground already!!

In loving memory of Gabby Nuñez (1998-2017) taken far too soon because of the emotional toll brought by call the midwife, she didn’t choose to get so emotionally invested it just happened. She is grateful for her time on earth, you may leave comments, flowers or send money. Thank you for putting up with her nonsense and foolishness *now someone give my eulogy & someone else may come up and sing a hymn to conclude*

[swearronchanel]

6.03 aka I’m still crying 2 hrs later

I have no intro, I did this in one watch but had to obviously edit my typing but well yea this episode crushed me. I’m still shook tbh ahh. Read away if you wish

oh shit I’m not ready

SISTER MJ💔💔😭

FREE SISTER MC

ugh omg I can’t, my hearts about to explode about my chest

The Somali mum is so pretty, Nadifa right?

Oh shit she tryna hide the mail

she’s staying we know that

Ahh the cute turner scene ☺️

SHELAGH MY BBY 😭😍 she looks so good & her little behive omg

“Angela and I don’t have a tendency towards hoarding” SAS MASTER FLEX OVER HERE LOVE IT

“I’m no Marie Antoinette, I will not eat cake..” BRB ALREADY CRYING UGH 😰😰

Look at Valarie actually working & being a nurse

oh shit she’s 9months whoops, she ain’t going no where

JFK on the radio!!

Trixie’s tense, I feel

“If we’re all heading for oblivion, we need to be prepared” Fred lol he’s prepared for it all

No more shock treatment yes 😭💔

damn it my chest hurts and I’m emotional

Shelagh’s bump in her uniform 😭💕

PHYLLIS’s FACE WHEN SHE PICKS UP THE DOLL LMAO I LOVE HER

“Very useful fashion features” so precious, are magazines her maternity wardrobe inspo? 😭

LMAO PHYLLIS “I’ve never needed an editorial to instruct me on how to put myself together and I’ve never had any complaints” SHE’s A GEM

LOL @ SHELAGH’s REACTION

Valarie shook

the reality of fgm ..

Sister MC 😰

DOCKERILL AND SISTER MJ OMG I LOVE IT

“How can I be confident your purpose is sincere?” RIGHT SISTER

“I’m very glad to hear it ” PHYLLIS AH, she’s here for it!! I might be too, i have to wait for next week

omg sister MC, she loves her habit 😰💕 why tf did they take it though??!

FREE SISTER MC 😭 YOU DO NOT FALL SHORT LOVE

“How brave for her” and you!😭

PHYLLIS AND TRIXIE >>

“I’m not sure I have the gumption” BBY 💕 you deserve the world!!!

“Failure isn’t fatal, but hesitation can be” Phyllis is so wise & a gift we don’t deserve

Fuck im crying again

WHO STOLE HER BIBLE !!?

ugh fuck Mr Kenley, we don’t like his bedside manner

Patrick doing research so quickly, I’m proud & Phyllis is woke, enlighten us all

VISIT SISTER MC & free her !!!

lol this little girl, stop touching shit

She’s cute though I guess

Ok Val saying the right thing

MY BBY SHELAGH looking adorable💕

TIM HAS A FRIEND! Lmao it seems like he has none because he’s always with his family. Maybe he’ll get a girlfriend next series haha

“It is you, lost to us no longer but here before us perfect and complete ” MY HEART IS FUCKING BROKEN OMG I AM A MESS

PROTECT ALL THE SISTERS 😭💕💕

YES SECURE HER DISCHARGE, ASAP

I’m crying??!!

PHYLLIS RUNNING THE CUBS

LMAO PHYLLIS YELLING AT FRED LOVE IT, SHE IS SO BADASS, A GEM

“My way of making amends” poor sister J it’s not your fault 💔

LMAO SISTER WINNIE FAKE DRIVING ALL WRONG IM DEAD

HER SCREAM HAHA

ugh looking at kenley makes me sick, go away

Sister MJ & SISTER J MAKING HER BED💕 AND THE BIBLE AND CANDY ON THE PILLOW OMGGG

Oh shit where’d nadifa go

SISTER MC IS COMING HOME 😭😭

oh shit that lady had her bible, let her keep it

aw she did

Oh no nadifa’s going into labor??  ah omg

SISTER MC IS HOME😰💖

“Simply by being here” I’m crying again

LOOK AT HER PRECIOUS SELF WHY WOULD THEY HURT HER

Cuban Missile crisis on the tv

Trixie giving sister MC special soap💔

“I’d rather you give her my love” omg 😭😭

Fred painting the windows 😂

“President Kennedy.. he could charm the birds out of the trees” hell yea he was charming, rip. I wonder if next series they’ll mention his assassination? & side note Natalie Portman better win that Oscar for Jackie tonight

Nadifa’s sister is named Deka, got it. She reminds me of one of my cousins

Val and Babs new bffs?

Oh shit she’s in labor for real

“No knife” omg

I’d be freaking TF OUT

AH SHIT SHE’s GONNA DELIVER THIS BABY

AHHH OMG IM SCREAMING

THE BABY IS OKAY, SHE’S OKAY OMG MY HEAD, MY CHEST, EVERYTHING HURTS

damn that was intense

Gold fucking star for Valarie though

“I longed for this baby Patrick, longed for it, prayed for it and now I’m wondering why my prayers were answered because I don’t know what sort of a world we’re bringing it into ” SHELAGH DONT CRY, Ima cry 😰💕

“We just have to hope and we’re good at that” UGH MORE TEARS, YES YOU GUYS ARE 😭💕💔

Delia making another 2 second appearance

“If God loves me and wants me to do this, why is he making it so hard” omg I’ve been tearing this whole episode

DAMN YOU CTM for hurting my hEART and making it better at the same time!

Who are all these extra nuns

Aw Nadifa, but her baby is precious  

Sister MJ & MC killing me 💔

“It is no bad thing to be lost in a fog or at sea..” 😭😭😰😰

“Nurse bubsy” um bitch we don’t need that attitude right now

“We’re all going to hell in a handcart” indeed

lol Trixie wasn’t having it though she gave babs the only side eye 😂😭

Shit sister MC reading the paper no

I can’t imagine living through this crisis?! But like my grandparents did

The world was shook. But we’re shook now?? the world is constantly falling apart 

Wait I love THIS SONG

DON’T FORGET WHO’S TAKING YOU HOME….SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR MEEEEE💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

tom x babs, Delia with the photo of Pats!, fred x violet aw cute montage 💕 💔

Trixie looking spectacular ugh goals

“You’d think the world would’ve learned by now..” YEA TRIXIE WE’RE STILL SAYING THAT IN 2017

“London is your oyster” lol that phrase is funny af idk why 😂

Cute Trixie and Christopher moment though 😭

Patrick and Sister MC! “I was once as lonely..” I’m a w r e c k 😭💔

Trixie in those black pyjamas I still want

SISTER MC AND TRIXIE 😭💔💕

“I generally find that if you can summon the courage to sit through the bleakest day, then in the end the weather will change” 😭I needed that Trixie

“Nothing worse than being wrongly dressed for an occasion” omg she’s gonna ditch the habit

Val you said before there was no normal

THE FLAT IS EMPTY JUST LIKE MY FUckING HEART & SOUL THANKS TO THIS DAMN PROGRAM(ME)

ANGELA’S BABY STUFF

“Maybe I never gave up hope”

They actually fucking kissed again rip to me

“Lots of memories” yes “they don’t belong to the house, they’re ours. They come with us” YEA AND WITH ME TOO AH

IM AN EMOTIONAL PIECE OF GARBAGE, excuse me while jump out the window and throw myself away with the rest of the trash😭😭😭💕💕

BET THEY BORROWED PHYLLIS’S ROOF RACK AGAIN

“A lady never tells” ok Trixie 😉😏👀

CRISIS AVERTED !!!

“We live to see another day” mood every day in america tbh

Phyllis running to the radio😂

“I feel like an absolute fool” “then we’re a fine pair” Pair of fools ugh I’m cryin I love u fools

NORTHFIELD

oh shit, is Sister Mary Cynthia really going to leave the order or just start over? 😭

I know you didn’t get the memo yet son but no liquor for trix😲

My Trixie 😭 look how far she’s come 😭💕and she’s going to tell him soon and I’ll be crying and gushing with pride

Chin chin

THEYRE CAMPING OUT AH, THEN CAMPING TRIP REFERENCE 

“We’re very lucky though, aren’t we” ugh MY HEART

SISTER MJ AND MC OMG 💔😭

my heart hurts. That’s all. Fuck I’m crying like real tears

Noo  Deka is going to be cut😰😰

yo Val calm tf down, it’s fucked up but you can’t be yelling like that

Nadifa standing up for herself 😭

I can’t deal 💔

“What would you like to be called while your with us?” “If you don’t mind, and if I’m allowed to choose, I’d just like to be called by my name.. which is Cynthia” 😭give Bryony an award😭

“There are so many secret wounds, so many types of hidden scar.” VANESSA YOU CANT LEAVE ME CRYING ON THAT NOTE

Nadifa didn’t circumcise her daughter !!!

“The soul, being stronger than we think, can surges all mutilations and the marks upon it make it perfect and complete” VANESSA IM C R Y I N AND IM D E A D

I hope You all prepare for my funeral, pls arrive well dressed, dios te bendiga 

Rest In Peace Gabby Rachel Nuñez, 1998-2017. Cause of death: too many feelings from call the midwife 💔💔

BONUS NEXT WEEK’S PREVIEW:

Susan Mullucks !! She’s so big

Boutta get prosthetic legs, my abuelo has one

“This isn’t funny Valarie” WHAT DUMB SHIT DID VAL SAY TO MY BBY SO I CAN SMACK HER

Trixie slaying though

I thought Mr Mullocks came around last series wtf?!

“Nurse Crane should stand down from duties until the situation is resolved” OMGGG NO

OMG NO SHE HIT THE ANTOINE KID WITH HER CAR NOOO

“If you caused harm to someone else would it not mask you question everything you life has come to stand for?” FUCK NEXT WEEK WILL BE JUST AS BAD FOR ME

PHYLLIS IS SOBBING, I AM SOBBING OMG IM NOT READY