#told ya id get to it out of spite 😂😂

[some-dark-side-writing]

Yandere!Apocalypse Headcannons:

•I’m very curious about how Yandere!Apocalypse would “fall in love” (in VERY heavy quotations) at all. He wouldn’t be expecting to. He probably saw you and thought you were good enough for his time and before you knew it you had a massive hand covering your mouth and nose constricting your air flow as you were pulled into the bushes and two arms constricting your chest until you were knocked out. Or a few other options, he saw you fighting back against some drunk douche and liked seeing you angry, he saw some meek person apologising at everything and thought you were cute and easy. Or he liked you and probably saw someone he considered an enemy doting on you and wanted you for himself - you could be having a giggly movie night with your S/O when A comes behind them snaps their neck and throws you over his shoulder like a rag doll

•He’s not very good at psychologically manipulating you so beats you into submission

•Especially since he doesn’t have the patience to withstand your crying and fighting back

•Not like any other Yandere’s who actually kind of love you in their own way still, A does not care about cuddles, the only reason you’ll be staying on a bed is if he wants sex in that position since he can take you in the shower even on the floor once you’ve submitted, although sex is not all he wants you for. He loves feeling more powerful than someone.

•You don’t even get to see the outside world, not by the news, you don’t even have a window. The only way you can see the world developing is if A walks in with a new phone, a new adult toy or a new torture device, you could very easily go mad being captured by him, that’s if you don’t die first.

•And honestly he doesn’t even need to kill you directly, he’d probably keep you in such terrible conditions, or be too full of pride and think you were lying about being ill to escape he’d just watch uncaring as you withered away, unless it was something over a long period of time then he might try and fix you himself if he’s ‘calmed down’ after thinking your complaining was genuine

•If he can’t have you no one can

•Of course killing you is a last resort

•But you never know, annoy him enough he could very likely beat you to death without meaning to kill you

•And annoy is a very broad term for him. You crying so hard or being traumatised into a catatonic state and not answering his questions like “So are you still going to try and escape now?” Will only fuel his anger. And if you ever tried to escape oh boy

•Have you ever read/seen Stephen King’s ‘misery’? Because he wouldn’t be afraid to completely shatter your legs so you don’t try to escape, except it would be your arms too because he’d take your pain over the risk of you leaving any day

•He’s not above murdeing your entire family and using that trauma to make you stay lest it be a group of babies or something next

•Pretty much constantly in full Titan mode, large with black veins and black eyes

•He needs to keep big and scary to protect you from those who try to steal you away from him, that includes family and police by the way

•He’d probably be one to not even let you see your child unless it was his too because he doesn’t want your love to be for anyone else. You’ll never see anyone else so if you want love in your life he’s the only option. This also means he wouldn’t be against killing the entire population so you two are the last people in your town or on earth.

•Speaking of children you probably wouldn’t get them. A is too busy keeping you locked up and he is not ready to handle raising a child.

•The only way that would happen would be if you accidentally got pregnant with Apocalypse’s child but he still didn’t trust you were his perfect mindless little slave. He’d make you have it, and no you’re not getting painkillers of any kind for the birth, and make sure you knew not only if you escaped would you have no money nor shelter but that Yan!A would not hesitate to hurt them just because they were a child, even his.

•He’d still definitely be jealous so you only get a small amount of time with the child every day and added time for when Apocalypse can’t handle them because he doesn’t want any amount of your affection to be on anyone other than himself. And they’d likely be forced to be in before and after school morning clubs, just anything to keep them out of the house longer because to A they’re just a bargaining chip. He’s also very worried about the child telling people their parent is basically enslaved and will not ever loosen your restraints for a facade so will most likely tell people the other parent to the child is dead or at least very sick and house ridden and if the child gets older will probably threaten them to be quiet if they got too knowledgable.

•You only get a little to eat. He wants you to be healthy but weak enough you can’t escape

•He’d never believe you’d never want to escape. You can’t trick him easily. If after years you’ve stayed his little mindless slave he may start to feel he can tease you and even reward you with kisses (make out sessions) but you’d never be free ever again.

•The basement is your home. There’s a toilet, a bed big enough for A since you’re not allowed upstairs in his own, and that’s it. You don’t need entertainment or media, you don’t need a kitchen since he provides for you, something he always tells you to show how grateful you should be, plus there’d be a risk with knives and fire then.

•This way you also have no idea how to escape if you got out those chains and your room

•You are chained in the corner with enough room to get to the bathroom since he can’t always be there to help you go like if it was the middle of the night but he also has chains near the bed so if he wants you there he can have you. But you won’t sleep on a bed unless he’s collapsed from exhaustion after a session, but even then there’s discomfort as he lays on top of you, near crushing you, and is scorching hot, and his snores make it near impossible to sleep

•And yes he has many other things apart from chains next to the bed

•And 24/7 from the day he captures you you’ll be in chains

•When he notices you getting sick he buys an artificial light that does the same job as the sun with uv rays and all that and makes sure you have the needed vitamins to keep you with him as long as possible in your meals. You don’t get your favourite foods. Just what’s healthy and what he can be bothered to make

•Yan!A needs you to be his and his alone. He just wants you to understand that. If you started to crave his touch since that’s all you got, you needed any conversation to keep you sane he’d oblige, coming down to the basement and spending the entire day with you curled up to him for warmth because honestly the basements probably always chilly and you don’t exactly have well kept clothes. And since he’s a Yandere he’s always up for touch from you, he could listen to your compliments, you begging for him for hours.

•He also cares less if he hurts you. It’s your own fault for disobeying but if it happened during intercourse or something where even he couldn’t pin the blame on you he’d still feel like it didn’t matter because you got fucked by him which should be prize enough, and if you don’t think that you’ll have to go over your lessons again

•Don’t think about rebelling in anyway. Hunger strike? He’ll either wait until you were begging for food and finally swoop down as your saviour but if it never got there or you were getting too sick he has no problem breaking your jaw by force feeding you. Sass him? He has a motto “A slash for every sass.” Every nasty word towards him gets you whipped, cut, punched, strangled etc

•If you still don’t listen to him to the point your body’s mangled and there’s no more bones to break you’re kept in a dog cage with a bowl of water every 2 days, some disgusting bowl of food every 3, and you have to watch your friends he kidnapped get all your punishments. He lets one of them go after he believes your bargain to behave, he keeps another for insurance but won’t lay a finger on them (they won’t get to stay in the basement with you either) as long as you behave.

•And If you don’t one of those friends is killed slowly and painfully in front of you till you can’t recognise the parts of them left while the other is kept as his punching bag.

•If he has the patience he’ll also get some very aggressive dogs on thinner leashes than your own that are an inch away from your curled up body at all times

•He hopes that in the end you’ll curl up to him and he will heal your marks when you’re silent and still for him, that you can be like a trophy wife (excluding gender and marriage because he doesn’t care about that unlike some yandere’s) where he can invite mates over and you can open the door with a glassy eyed smile and be his cook and maid and someone to laugh at his jokes and touch him when he wants and boost his ego and appreciate him

•You don’t want to be most yandere’s senpai. But you really don’t want to be Apocalypse’s