#tofu anon

[just-jordie-things]

omg jordie u are FEEDING US TODAYYY nd im all here for it nom nom nom

megumi cant be all THAT shy nd nervous,, i mean cmon he's got Toji's genes in him!! and im one to believe when he gets jealous of a certain pink-haired boy getting a little too close to his crush for comfort he js kinda.... *kabedons her* *kisskiss* AHH PLSPLSPLS

-ps i am now ur Tofu Anon >:3

i looooove the idea of megumi being shy n nervous when there’s other people around to notice him favoring you… sitting closer to you… flirting a lil bit… with people watching he gets all quiet and maybe blushes a bit??? teeheeheeheee🤭🤭🤭🤭

but as soon as it’s just the two of you the toji in him jumps out !! like oooh boy you’re fanning yourself because he’s SHAMELESS !!! you’ve never seen this side of megumi??? he’s whispering in your ear and touching you more, your waist, your chin, your hair, boy can’t keep his hands off you when there aren’t prying eyes around. he loves getting you flustered and making you the quiet n shy one 😇🤭

[tofuiharbinger]

General concept, a little different from my usual content.

Imagine you’re isekai’d into Teyvat while you’re still a student. It’s nice that you have all the power and authority to construct your own education, but which characters will you select to teach you and for what? Anyone would be honored to offer their expertise to their Grace, meaning your choices are essentially endless...

Would you want Thoma to teach you how to cook? Or would you go to Xiangling for more... unconventional (but no less delicious!)... methods?

How about asking one of the knights to teach you combat? Best to do it on the down low, though. Most of your characters are well versed in combat and not at all affiliated with the KoF...

What other examples can you think of? I want to know!

(PS: Yes, I did think of Ningguang with math but that’s essentially a curse word here /j)

[intothegenshinworld]

Tofu Anon:

She only knows Dottore from the Winter Night’s Lazzo trailer.

But please step-father Dottore is killing me in cold blood-

Father figure Dottore [Platonic HC's] - because I can :)

He isn't that affectionate. It's not that he doesn't care, it's more so that he doesn't know how to show it.

Because of this, hugs are a little awkward. He never initiates it but on the off chance you do, he'll awkwardly pat your back with a "there, there".

And while he isn't particularly good at showing love, you'll notice that he brings back little trinkets from explorations and projects from his lab. It's his love language,

A small box is placed on top of your desk. It's wrapped in light pink wrapping paper with a blue bow.

'Ah, dad's back home.'

When you open the box you find a small toy replica ruin guard. Well... toy might be the wrong word since he added every detail a normal one has.

°

You wonder if it can shoot stuff.

Surprise!! It did shoot a lazer. Not a dangerous one, but if you hold it on paper for long enough it'll start to burn.

You will eventually meet Pantalone, and Dottore would hate it. Sure, he's the biggest source of the money for his projects, but he can't help but feel overprotective of you when another Harbinger is near.

Once brought you to Sumeru when you were a kid and had to fight a rishboland tiger that attacked the two of you when he was distracted. You definitely laughed as you watched your dad fist fight the animal

Overall not too bad. He's just a little bit difficult to understand XD

[detentiontrack]

hi sage it’s tofu anon….would you like to speak about tofu? (maybe some of your favorite ways of eating it!)

Hello beloved tofu anon!!! I have missed you. I will give you my top 5 favorite ways to eat tofu (not in any specific order)

1. Chopped, air fried with corn starch, seasoned with nutritional yeast, and put in a salad!! You can also use literally any other kind of seasoning. I tried lemon pepper on it last time, and it was SO good

2. Chopped into triangles, drenched in soy sauce, nutritional yeast, garlic powder, and salt, baked in the oven. I like to serve it with oven roasted potatoes and broccoli. I imagine this would also be good with rice!

3. Green tofu scramble. Crumble the tofu into a hot oiled pan, add seasonings (I use salt, garlic powder, and onion powder) and then add any kind of green salsa or hot sauce once the tofu is golden brown in the pan. It can be on tortillas, on toast, in its own, etc. I like making breakfast tacos.

4. In fried rice! I like to pan fry my tofu BEFORE adding it to the rice, veggies, and eggs. This helps if get crispier and hold it’s shape better so it doesn’t crumble and disappear into the rice

5. Tofu orange “chicken”. This is probably my FAVORITE tofu recipe at the moment. Basically you chop the tofu, get some oil and corn starch on there, air fry it (so it’s crispy) and then make a basic orange chicken sauce and toss the tofu in it. Serve over rice :)

[internetdruid]

Evening, ladies

[sickficideas]

I present to thee: Low iron! Going off of the steady trope (and seemingly canon) of chronically overworking, I like to think that Higuchi has probably had her fair share of blackening vision upon standing.

It can also occur if a person has been sitting/laying down for a long period of time, though (from my experience) not to the degree that low iron does.

Just to clarify, I am not headcanoning anemia. Just, low iron. So perhaps not eating enough meat/tofu/etc. I find it fun how tofu is actually a potential source of iron. It's all very interesting to me.

~ Higuchi Anon It's been a while - sorry for my absence, been busy with major projects. How are you doing?

HIGUCHI ANON I've missed you I hope you're doing well!!! I'm good thank you for asking !!!

Higuchi is Such an overworker...I think she's the type to make sure everyone around her is eating well and getting nutrients they need (namely Akutagawa but she totally does this to Tachihara and Gin too) and then accidently neglect to do the same for herself...I think she definitely wouldn't connect the dots either, she almost blacks out one day and she's like okay that must be because I only slept for 3 hours last night

[yostresswritinggirl]

hi twinnieee!! this is tofu :)) how have you been? i hope you've been well and happy!!

i'm just here to let you know that i'm applying for UPCAT since it's applicable for me now and i'm still planning on taking psychology, if not philosophy. although it's a pre-law for me now because i want to be a lawyer. haha crazy because i only planned on psychology because of you and had a full-length plan on becoming a forensics psychology ever since you mentioned that course ^^ i'm not expecting that i will pass since i know that the exams will be hard but i will try (iskolar ng bayan pls) (if hindi pumasa hello green school live jesus in our hearts forever na anthem ko hanggang mamatei)

anywayss, i just want to thank you because if not for you, i wouldn't dream of going to UP and i wouldn't dream of taking psychology ^^ i might be somewhere deep into doing something i don't even want so thank you a lot haha (im sorry im becoming sentimental its just that i was doing my applications earlier and then i thought of you and then stared at the wall) and also i'm turning 18 this year :')) the 18 plan has been out of the window ever since and i always remember your words, and i have more things to plan and look forward to <33

thank you again!! you were and always will be such a huge source of comfort and inspiration for me <33 i appreciate you and everything that you do. please continue on being a kind and good person that you are and i hope that you'll only have happiness and love !!

TWINNIE, TOFU, HOLY FUC

It's already been that long omayghad aldbdowkl it's finally here oh I'm so anxious and excited and so EVERYTHING for you right now! You're gonna do great, remember my points, and even if you don't it doesn't always mean you did bad! Make sure to add two choices for your course and remember that if you get in to your second choice, you can still shift - and if you don't get in, you can repeal with any of the campus but you CAN'T change campuses if that's the case. UPCAT is all about strategies and also a bit of chance with the slots, take it in stride whatever outcome you get!

I can't believe - I didn't know how much that meant to you and I had to take a bit of a break after seeing all of this because I've been just hit with the feels and couldn't form words, twinnie 😭out of all the things, a lawyer - actually you're a very strong-minded and willed individual that knows where their heart is and stands by it, you're going to do so many great things! Psychology or lawyer!

Thank you as well, you have no idea how much I love you as my twinnie and friend in my journey in this hellsite hgnhnghg gigil *ruffles your hair* thank you for remembering me in a good light and aaaa advanced happy 18th! Celebrate it however you like there will always be more birthdays and more chance for greater celebrations!

I can't stop saying thank you - but thank you so much for this message twinnie, I really needed that. And as for you, I really do hope you get into UP so that you can focus on your studies while having fun in such an environment that I know you'll thrive and grow in, but my greatest advice is to just keep being you and keep moving forward towards the thing you love and believe in. Surround yourself with the people and things you love and your kindness and goodness I know and love will shine through naturally and just as much :')

[thegoldenshi-shi]

Hello Shi-Shi. I recognize it’s been..quite awhile since I’ve spoken, I’ve been really busy and now I just have to few moments to relax and wind down until tomorrow. I am still not done everything and still am quite busy with lifeguarding lessons, tests, presentations and exams next week, but I should be free soon! Hopefully. I’ve gotten a job so that should take up some of my time as well as well as Softball provincials soon, but I’m hoping to soon have some stress free time. I hope you’ve been well!

Besides that, the characters from your Strawberry Tofu look really interesting as well! Especially the one of the far right, he looks quite serious, just like Prowl or Sunstreaker usually do so that’s probably why I was drawn to him, which is fun.

I have also saw your wip for the To Be Gentle Zine on Discord! It looks really well done, and I love the details in it, especially the glowing butterfly. Mine is still uncompleted, as I haven’t found the time to continue working on it, but it’s coming along slowly but surely.

Also really love the little comic you made! I am unsure who the characters are, but they seem really interesting (and pretty, of course. Especially in your art style.) I have been watching your page as a quiet viewer, but just know I do really love your art and all that you make and I’m sure everyone else does too, Shi-Shi.

I missed making little notes to you, so I’ll try and make more instead of not making one for around a month, but I’m not sure if I can, but I will definitely try as I miss talking to you. I hope you are doing well again, and that you have a wonderful day/night, I will talk again soon.

-Meister :)

Hello there Meister! Nice to hear from you again~

It sounds like you've been keeping busy, that list looks kind of intimidating. I'll also hope that you get personal time to destress and relax when you need to. But hey, a job and Softball provincials coming up? That's exiting! Good for you~

I'm glad you found my oni-lords interesting. It takes so long to design unique characters, and Umi (the one on the far right) is probably one of my favorites of the five ^J^.

I didn't know you were in the To Be Gentle Zine! One of my anons has crept up on me again hehe. The devil is in the details on that picture, they took both no effort and all the effort at the same time. The little glowing butterfly is actually kind of a personal touch for me. I had a really close friend who used to call me leptiru moj, which means "butterfly". So it's a tiny self-insert (a little cringey, but I thought it was appropriate to show my appreciation)

I wish you good luck and smooth sailing on your own zine piece~

As far as the comic goes...I'm not gonna lie, I've been sitting on the tiny twisted wonderland comic for an age. I don't really like some parts of it, but I'm glad to hear that you do~ It's easy to forget that everyone sees things differently.

I'm always touched by the kindness of your asks, thank you very much for sending them in. I enjoy our little back-and-forth conversations as well. It seems like having a pen pal. I hope you have a lovely day/night Meister~

[androidboy]

my favorite meal that you could totally handle based on your safe foods list is roasted gnocchi with vegetables and parmesan! (i love cherry tomatoes for this cause they burst and caramelize, and zucchini would do really well here too) it’s pretty low effort as far as recipes go, you just put the gnocchi in one metal pan and the veggies in another metal pan in one layer & toss with oil and salt and any desired dried seasonings and then you roast them in the oven at 425F for like 20 minutes (stir at the halfway point) and then put it on a plate with a handful of parmesan bone apple teeth

ive kept this one in my ask box until i got supplies to try it. 100% gonna just use this as inspo for a bunch of meals

[just-jordie-things]

jordie u are such a cutie patootie,, the cutiest cutie pie <3 i hope you have a lovely day :3

-tofu anon

m-me? 🥺👉👈 TEEHEEHEE

love u nonnie i hope you have a lovely day as well 🫶🩷

[tofuiharbinger]

A Complete Compilation of SAGAU Disney References (pt. 1)?

AU: Disney, Mama Tofu, Genshin Impact Cult 

Genre: Crack

Word Count: 363 words.

WARNING: Informal writing style, subtle cult themes, gender neutral reader 

Description: An exclusive collection of the Disney moments that their Grace and the Mini-Creator have reenacted in Teyvat. 

Misc: These were copied from previous asks that I’ve submitted on Shiro’s blog, as well as some bonus snippets that I wrote in the process. Interaction appreciated! (But please do not disclose my existence to Shiro) Remember, reblogs help more than likes!

-Tangled-

Mini-Creator: “Oh, no no no no, this is bad, this is bad, this is really bad…”

Mini-Creator: …

Mini-Creator and Mama Tofu, simultaneously: “They just can’t get my nose right!” 

(Bonus)

Impostor AU and the authorities are all very confused because they should’ve heard some word about the two impostors now, but why haven’t they? With Ningguang’s backing, Diluc’s intelligence network, etc. it should be a piece of cake, right?

Well, if only a certain other impostor hadn’t replaced Albedo’s portraits with counterfeits that depicted them with horribly dysfunctional noses. Maybe they could’ve been caught by now. 

-Brave- 

Mini-Creator: But whyyyy? I don’t want tooooo :(

Mama Tofu: “I am the queen. You listen to me.”

(Bonus)

Random Acolyte A: See? That confirms it! Their Grace is the queen of all gods, meaning that the Mini-Creator should also be a god!

Random Acolyte B: Hm, seems sensible, seeing as how they know everyone’s birthdays, favorite foods, darkest secrets…

-Brave-

Mini-Creator: (invites Childe over for dinner)

Mama Tofu, who doesn’t really like Childe: “No weapons on the table.”

-Tangled- 

(Lantern Rite)

Mini-Creator: Standing here…

Everyone: ?

Mini-Creator: It’s oh so clear…

Mini-Creator: I’m where I’m meant to be…

Mama Tofu: (stifles laughter)

Everyone: We’re glad you feel at home here, your Grace :) 

Mini-Creator: “...and at last I see the light~”

-Frozen-

(Post-Sakoku Decree)

Mini-Creator, prancing around Inazuma: “‘Cause for the first time in forever!”

Mama Tofu, too occupied with convincing Ei to join as Elsa: 

-Tangled-

Mama Tofu: (brushing her hair)

Mini-Creator: “Flower, gleam and glow~”

Both of them hyperventilating when it actually glows: 

(Bonus)

Impostor AU where Mama Tofu and the Mini-Creator inevitably suffer some serious injuries from being hunted day and night. Nothing fatal, fortunately, but enough to disable smooth motor function. 

The Mini-Creator and their mother slump down near a large tree (doesn’t matter which one), exhausted from sneaking around and avoiding their looming demise. Mindlessly, the Mini-Creator begins brushing out a few tangles from Mama Tofu’s hair. 

“Flower, gleam and glow~”

Then the tips of her hair start to shine a brilliant gold, shortly before the wounds on her body begin to close. 

Maybe survival wouldn’t be that difficult after all. 

(A/N: If you think of any other fun references, you’re free to share! :3 Now I'm almost inspired to write a fic about this...)

[intothegenshinworld]

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[trans-xianxian]

Have you seen that one article/post where someone (I think it was from the creator but I'm not sure) described Jiang Cheng as having a knife mouth and a tofu heart?

YESSSS sooo true of her a rare mxtx w

[littlegoldfinchh]

Sorry about the sad dreams, and the bug bite, and the yearning - I know it doesn't help with the studying - but I hope your day gets better and easier and that tomorrow is way better!

Aw i promise i had a nice day🥺those are just annoying stuff that happened and jdjddj i cant help being a hungarian yknow i have to whine about them immediately or i explode

We're working on the yearning stuff tho!! I genuinely wish i could teleport sometimes nfbfnd it would make so many of my problems disappear

[comraderoscoes]

give us an example of your high protein breakfast pls? 😋

asfdsgj so im vegan unfortunately!! recently i've been having high protein bagels from warburtons, and i'll top it with shredded tofu (fried and then add soy sauce and sesame oil) mixed with smashed avocado, a bit of mayo and some chilli crisp oil. it kinda makes a fake joe and the juice tunacado if ygm? and i'll add cucumber if i have it.

got the idea from here: https://imafoodie.com.au/tofucado-rice-bowl/

i've also been marinating tofu and airfrying it to make some tofu bacon, having that in some high protein bagels with veggies, and then there's also ur classic tofu scramble with avocado (also on the protein bagels 😅)

[ghostlemon36]

Finding out I may have a heap of random allergies that may be causing some of my problems especially with my skin was NOT what I was prepared for this year