#toddler trump

[trmpt]

Here’s someone who never grew up

[destielmemenews]

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[sherbetyy]

this mugshot will never not be meme-able.

[journalofimprobablethings]

I guess the thing that bothers me about some of the posts on here berating people about voting for Biden is that some of the people they are berating are people who have literally lost dozens of family members to this genocide and they still don't seem to understand why telling those people "yeah, Biden is aiding a genocide but you better still vote for him because Trump would be worse!" is hurtful and patronizing, or why those people then get angry.

I'm not going to tell you not to vote for Biden, I do understand the reasons why it feels like the only option, but please for god's sake think about what the words you are saying look like to someone who has watched this man enthusiastically fund the murder and starvation of their people for the last five months.

[jvzebel-x]

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[shining-dawn]

I know Trump's indictment is a serious matter and how the law responds to mishandled classified documents is important, but there's no way for me to NOT laugh at the phrase "Sorry, POTUS had my phone."

[velmaharold]

Ain't said I am the best but give it a try and see I am better than

[tomorrowusa]

For Republicans, it’s a priority to arm their kids even before they can speak in complete sentences or are fully toilet trained. 

South Dakota’s governor told an audience of people that her two-year-old grandchild has several guns.

While speaking on Friday at a National Rifle Association (NRA) lobbying leadership forum in Indiana, the Republican governor Kristi Noem told audience members her toddler grandchild has multiple guns, reported Mediaite.

During her remarks, Noem spoke about her grandchildren: Addie, who is almost two, and Branch, who is a few months old. Noem then said that Addie already had a shotgun and a rifle.

The NRA finances the GOP and the GOP then does the political dirty work of the NRA.

Noem’s comments follow yet another recent mass shooting involving children. Last month, three children and three adults were killed by a shooter – a former student – at a private Christian school in Nashville, Tennessee.

Noem also signed an executive order during her remarks that seeks to “further protect the second amendment rights of South Dakotans”, and was joined on stage by the NRA’s CEO, Wayne LaPierre.

The next likely GOP-NRA campaign: GUNS FOR EMBRYOS!

Gov. Noem is the same crackpot who suggested putting Trump’s face on Mount Rushmore in her state.

Yes, of course Donald Trump wants his face added to Mount Rushmore   

Noem even had a model made of what such a monstrosity would look like.

We get dangerous weirdos like Kristi Noem in office when we fail to vote. To prevent a Kristi Noem in your state, register and vote. If you moved since the last election then you need to register at your new address – even if it’s next door.

I Will Vote

To paraphrase Wayne LaPierre:

The only way to stop a bad guy with a ballot... ...is a good guy with a ballot.

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

I have the next 2 weeks off hurrah hurrah

[believerinspencerreid]

I need to Leave

[trmpt]

The indictment is a thing of truth and beauty

[weatheredpoetry]

Mr. Rancid Diaper Donnie

Donald Trump’s rated R for rapist, rancid and really really really really stinky not suitable for children vibes. If you smell rancid meat with sour ketchup old makeup and sweaty arm pits, run for your lives Trump’s wobbling nearby like a cryptic. He has a special cry too it sounds like both, a cat being tortured and a turtle humping a shoe. He humps flags for entertainment and pretends to golf…

[mfb1949]

(via Trump Contacts Me for Help Saving His Buildings from New York Seizure)

[qqueenofhades]

https://www.tumblr.com/qqueenofhades/743255237060689920/the-thing-that-confuses-me-about-the-dont-vote

The “don’t vote” left’s point is basically that, if Biden gets a second term, it’ll basically signal that “They’ll vote for us as long as we’re not Republicans, why don’t we do some REAL fucked up shit, if we can get away with it?” It takes the power out of the people’s hands and places it firmly in the party’s.

I can’t completely disagree with that, my caveat is that there’s no real alternative system or party in place, because top-down change is ineffective; a third party president has to contend with a two party congress.

Except no. This whole "Biden just wants to do as much fucked up shit as possible while not being a Republican, and if you give him a second term he'll do more fucked up shit deliberately to spite you" mindset is only possible as an interpretation if you a) deliberately and comprehensively ignore everything he has done to date, and b) you approach the situation with the maximum bad faith possible. Not to mention, the ultimate outcome of this Big Important Teaching Biden A Lesson is that Trump gets back into power and makes everything orders of magnitude worse, because he does in fact want to deliberately do evil shit to everyone and says so at every opportunity. There is not some magical happy alternative that springs into existence by not voting. If you choose this as a year to Teach Biden A Lesson, you are enabling Trump. Trump will be much, much worse. If you don't care about that, I still do not care what your Great Ideology is. You are not helping anyone and you are directly and irreversibly hurting everyone.

I made a post a few days ago wherein I mentioned that I want to assess Biden fairly, taking into account both strengths and weaknesses, but the rampant bad-faith, lying, misreading, misrepresentation, and open sabotage of him (especially by the online left; the GOP sometimes only wishes they were as good at turning Biden's voter pool against him) makes it really difficult to do that. My frustration with those people makes me just want to go "BIDEN IS GREAT THE END." I know he is a flawed old man (though by literally every account of a career spent in public service, he really does care about making the world a better place and any remotely good faith reading of his accomplishments thus far can see that). It is also very likely that he goes MORE left in a second term because he won't have to face the electorate again, he has always gone more left when pushed before, and he's not actually the scheming genocidal mastermind that leftist social media paints him as. Shocking, I know.

I know there are things in the world we don't like and don't want and want to stop, and therefore we blame our own president for not making it stop. But I have zero, no, none, absolutely none whatsoever sympathy for this pseudo-populist "WE NEED TO TEACH BIDEN A LESSON BY ELECTING TRUMP AGAIN, I AM VERY MORAL MUCH ACTIVIST" mindset. There's this funny thing about America wherein it is still (for now) a democracy. If Biden wins a second term, he can't run again. I would take literally anything these people said more seriously if they focused on developing their dream progressive successor for 2028 (and also figured out how to get that person elected and in a place to make real change) rather than cynically sabotaging Biden in the most consequential election year, again, of our lifetimes. If you don't like him now, find a way to make his successor a better option. Throwing a toddler tantrum and handing the country back to a senile, deranged, fascist, revenge-riddled, theocratic Trump HELPS. NOBODY. I still don't know how many times I'm going to have to say that, but yeah.

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

When mom says no to McDonalds