#toddler pronounciations

[lauralearns]

Notes on ひらがな 📚✨️

Disclaimer: I haven't been posting a lot lately (life's been hectic) so I decided to start sharing some of my notes. These were taken a while back, based on Tae Kim's grammar guide.

Japanese consists of two phonetic scripts (Hiragana and Katakana, referred to as kana), with a little less than 50 characters each. Today we'll study Hiragana!

Hiragana (ひらがな) is used for a couple of reasons:

• Grammatical purposes;

• Words with really difficult/rare Kanji;

• Colloquial expressions;

• Onomatopoeias;

• Or by beginner students and children, in place of unfamiliar Kanji;

Every character in Hiragana corresponds to a [vowel] or [consonant + vowel] syllable sound, with the exception of [ん].

When practicing by hand, it's extremely important to remember that stroke order and the direction of strokes matter a lot! You don’t want to end up with the writing skills of a clumsy toddler.

(the chart bellow has hiragana and katakana btw, the hiragana characters are on the left side)

source: r/japaneseresources on reddit

Thought learning all the characters was hard enough? Fear not, there's additional sounds for you to learn.

📚 The Muddied Sounds 📚

There are five more consonant sounds that are written by affixing two tiny lines (dakuten) or a tiny circle (handakuten) to a character. This creates a less clipped version of the consonants, as you can see bellow:

source: japanistry.com

📚 The Small [や], [ゆ] and [よ] 📚

We can combine a consonant with a / ya / yu / yo sound by attaching a small [や], [ゆ] or [よ] to the /i/ vowel character of each consonant.

source: guidetojapanese.org

📚 The Small [つ] 📚

A small [つ] is inserted between characters to carry the consonant sound of the second character to the end of the first.

Note that when you encounter a small [つ] between characters, there's almost always a clipping sound to the pronounciation! You gotta make sure to clip the right consonant (the consonant of the second character).

Example: ざっし (zas-shi / magazine)

📚 The Long Vowel Sound 📚

You can extend the vowel sound of a character by adding [あ], [い] or [う] to them. See the chart bellow:

source: guidetojapanese.org

Example: to create a extended vowel sound from [か], we add a [あ] to create [かあ].

Remember to actually hold your vowels long enough, or you'll end up saying stuff like [ここ - here] instead of [こうこう - highschool].

Lastly, there are a few exceptions where and /e/ vowel is extended by adding [え] or and /o/ vowel is extended by adding [お], but those are few and far between, so pay attention but don't worry too much about it.

Example: おねえさん (older sister)

See you next time! 💌

[qiutls]

TNGDH 017

In fact the owner of the flower has been decided from the beginning, so there was no need to deliberate. I'll give it to you, okay? Since you helped me attend the banquet as exchange for it. After all I'm a law-abiding citizen of Korea, I don't break my promises.

"Here, Your Highness."

The entrance fee for this banquet.

I gave Belial the white flower with a bitter face. Still, he is indeed a prince, if he didn't get a single flower, it would be quite embarrassing.

"I'm giving it to you as I promised."

Belial glanced at me with soft eyes and smiled slightly with his eyes bent like crescent moons. It seemed like a graceful gaze that would melt anyone who was looked at.

"Thank you."

Hey, don't act too moved. Why are you so touched? It's not like it was a surprise gift.

Belial cut the stem of the flower short and inserted it onbliquely in the front pocket of his coat. I was wondering why despite his flashy clothes, he didn't wear a corsage, now I see why. This bastard planned this from the start.

"Receiving the symbol of respect from a subject of the Blake estate sure feels quite refreshing."

Belial turned his head slightly towards Kyle and asked,

"Don't you think so?"

He seemed to be quite excited to have an opportunity to be condescending. What are you a kid? Are you actually going to brag about a flower?

Kyle on the other hand didn't that much interested in his gloating and replied bluntly,

"Congratulations."

It was a tone that didn't seem congratulatory at all. His red eyes turned to look at me berating my actions.

What? What was I supposed to do? You already have a lot of white flowers from the citizens of the duchy. Look at your basket filled to the brim. So please spare this one flower, okay?

"What are you going to do with that one?"

Kyle pointed towards me, to be exact, he pointed at the red flower sitting in my hand.

I stood still and continued to grasp the red flower, while everyone else was giving it to others, asking for a dance.

Sen said this flower symbolizes love. But I don't have anyone I 'love' right now. Even as the human Bae Soohyun, I had built a Great Wall around me, rejecting any possible affection.

"I'm not giving it to anyone."

I said flatly.

Why are you asking? I'm not giving it to you. I'm not giving it to others as well. This is mine.

To make matters worse, Belial also anticipated my next actions. Apparently, Sen gave both flowers to him.

I already gave you one, and you still want more? You two brothers have no conscience! Are you toddlers? Stop competing for a flower! 

"....."

I really didn't want to give it to anyone, but how am I supposed to reject both the grand duke and the prince.

Can't you guys just pretend not to know? Let's just skip this, get rid of those competitive gazes. I sighed deeply, then put the stem in my mouth.

I am not giving it away! It's mine!

"Euf yeu reely weant it, then teuk it."

*he's biting the flower stem so he can't talk properly XD  'If you really want it, then take it.'*

...Well, I think the pronounciation was fine.

Even if I said it like that, it was understandable right? I turned my head away after seeing the glances from the crown. Get lost! Go and keep dancing, why are you looking this way.

"Pff- hahaha!"

Belial burst into laughter.

"Everything you do is really so strange, I didn't know there was such an interesting person in the North."

Kyle's eyes suddenly brightened, then he stepped in between me and Belial as if to block him, and offered me a red flower.

....Wait, what? Why are you giving that to me?

"Can I have your first dance of the day?"

Wait a minute!

"The music will start soon, will you accompany me for a dance?"

Stop!

Hey! This isn't right! Why are you asking me to dance out of all the people here. I can't even answer you properly because I'm biting a flower!

Kyle grabbed me by the arm, not even waiting for my reply. Before I knew it we were on the dance floor, and receiving strange looks from everyone.

...That's right, isn't it weird if the Duke of Blake, chose some unidentified man as his dance partner.

I'm doomed.

"I- I heuv never deunced befeur."

I've never danced before! Let me go, you punk.

Of course, there was no way he could have understood.

"Wheuy deu yeu weunt to deunce with me!"

Why do you want to dance me with me? There's a lot to choose from!

This time seems like Kyle understoon perfectly even though I said it with clenched teeth.

"Why do I want to dance with you? Because out of all the people here, you were the only one who...."

Kyle leaned down and whispered in my ear.

"What was it that you said? My companion?"

Fuck. This damn situation is...

I wanted to refute his statement but the flowers were in the way. When I moved my hand to remove it, he grasped my arm and put it on his waist. My other hand was also trapped in his as he lead me to dance.

Soon, at the sound of the music, we along with the other people in the dance floor began to spin like dolls in a music box. 

We moved with the cheerful waltz beat... And I kept stepping on Kyle's feet. I can't help it, I've never dance before. This kind of fast paced beat is sure to break my legs.

Stomp.

I stepped on his foot again, this time it was much harder than before, but Kyle didn't seem to be in pain. Well what else can he do, except endure.

"Why did you say that back then?"

"....."

Because I was confessing that I was your pet! Your pet hamster! This mouth of mine is the problem. Ah! Why did you say that Bae Soohyun.

This time I stepped on his foot on purpose, as payback.

"Come to think of it, you look strangely like someone I know?"

Suddenly Kyle lifted me slightly and let my feet step on his. We continued dancing like this. Well, more like he continued, since he was the only one moving.

'Am I not heavy?'

Anyways, thanks to this, I felt more comfortable. Now all I have to do is stick to him and not worry about following the beat.

Of course, the distance between us bothered me a bit. His bangs often brushed against my forehead and it made my heart feel itchy.

By the way, what do you mean I look like someone? Everywhere you look, all the face you'd see are westerners, where could you have found a face that resembles an Asian like me?

'... Don't tell me, you think I resemble your hamster?'

Ey, that's impossible, it's a different species. Hm, I guess there's really someone in the Blake estate who looks like me.

"Isn't that statement quite brazen of you?"

...Oh, you sly man. You're really fiendish.

Kyle said in a low tone,

"So, what do you think?"

His voice was cold and intimidating. I felt extreme pressure and my body was trembling as if my whole body's blood was being drained out.

I shrank reflexively.

N-no, but there's really nothing to say. I was originally going to ask if you thought I looked like your pet hamster, but now I don't think I can.

And this damn flower. This damn flower is my enemy. I'm glad I didn't drool on my shoes. That's right don't talk to me, or else I might drool on your shoes too.

"I think yeur just jeuking."

I think your just joking.

Right? It should be. Don't pry into me anymore, lest you get an idea.

"That's right, I was kidding."

Kyle's eyes narrowed, I didn't know if he was smiling or threatening.

"I guess it's time I take the flower now."

His head got closer and at that moment, I forgot I was on the dance floor. When his face filled my entire vision, I couldn't even hear the music the was originally loud.

It felt like we were the only ones who existed in the world at that moment.

"....."

Kyle seemed to move slowly. His face came close enough for us to touch foreheads and his eyelashes fanned my cheeks. He tilted his head slightly and took the red flower that had been in my mouth, our posture looked as if we were kissing.

"This... What..."

I closed my eyes and felt our noses touch. Soon, I opened my eyes and realized I lost the flower. What the hell?

Before I could argue, he pushed me away slightly and spun me around. While I was turning around to the sound of the violin, he broke the stem of the flower and placed it on his front pocket, just like what Belial did earlier.

Kyle did the job skillfully with just one lap of turn, grasped my hand and pulled me back in again. As soon as my body tilted, I stumbled and stepped on his foot again. He's such a great dancer, meanwhile I...

"What are you going to do if a rumour spreads that the Grand Duke of the North is into men?"

It seems like the north will be thrown into chaos as soon as word gets out.

Kyle answered my question blankly as if it was a small matter.

"I can afford to not have children nor a family, unlike some people."

"But aren't you the lord?"

"The North does not rely on lineage to choose it's leaders. Only the strongest can rule here."

"Ah right..."

I answered awkwardly. Let's just keep quiet.

"What's your name?"

"It's... Shu."

I said half-heartedly and looked away for fear that he might discover something.

The first song came to an end, and the crowd seemed to be a bit more active, looking for partners for the next dance. From the gap, I saw Belial and Sen move toward the dance floor.

'Hey System, how much time do I have left?'

[ "Summon" will end in approximately 10 minutes. ]

"....What?!"

10 minutes? That's not enough!

[ Would you like to buy an item from the 'Nut Shop'? ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧ ]

There's no choice, the chandelier incident still hasn't been prevented. I sighed deeply and bought what I saw earlier.

[ Long-lasting Acorn cookie, consumes 1% miracle value, purchasing this item grants an extension of 1 hour for the skill "Summon." ]

A small snack came straight into my pocket.

"It really looks like an acorn."

I unwrapped the package and put it in my mouth without hesitation. 

....Tastes like acorns, but a bit bland.

"Well, I guess dancing to one song would be fine. As I told you, I'm not a good dancer."

"Don't worry, it's fine. I'll lead."

Belial bent down and offered out his arm for Sen to hold. The two of them seemed to be going to the dance floor this time.

'... Don't.'

My anxious gaze flew to the chandelier.

'You can't dance there.'

There's really no choice in this damned life, I thought as I reached out to Kyle.

"Please dance with me one more time, Your Highness."

Punk, let's do one more round.

t/n: i might not be able to post tomorrow since i'll be away the whole day, so here's an early update ! :D

[ao3feed-nanago]

Pronounciation

by Neuro707 He and Kento believed that all the lessons they had learnt with Yuuji had prepared them and set them up for success with the next child. Except Yuuji had been a little angel. Satoru was pretty sure Sukuna contained demonic inclinations some days and today he was in true form. ... Satoru takes his youngest child Sukuna out for the day, and chaos ensues. Words: 3452, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Neuro Nanago Week 2024, Part 4 of Stay At Home Papamin Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, Itadori Yuuji, Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Nanami Kento Additional Tags: Parent-Child Relationship, Injury Recovery, Child Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Parental Gojo Satoru, Parental Nanami Kento, Domestic Fluff, Parenthood, Toddler Sukuna, Alternate Universe - Domestic, No Beta via https://ift.tt/7WH2Pib

[bisonaari]

Rambling about the finnish language because I have thoughts. They probably won't make a lot of sense, but it's mostly for me hahaha

First of all if you haven't downloaded the app Drops, you should!! It's super fun to learn vocabulary so far, and the interface is soooo cute!! Idk how effective it is on the long term, but it can't hurt to practice more hahaha.

Then this should have actually been first but whatever lol. I'm having so much fun learning the language. I hadn't felt that since I started learning japanese in 2006, and I've tried maaaaany more languages since then lol. I'm genuinely looking forward to my duolingo everyday! Every time I understand a new word in a song or an interview or something it's like my brain has solved a new puzzle and the SEROTONIN I SWEAR

Finnish has started to sound familiar for me now? Like earlier today I was watching an estonian/finnish comparison video and when the guy started speaking estonian I was like "oh yeah I def recognise the intonation and a few words, but that's it". Then the other guy started speaking finnish and my brain had a moment of "OH!! I know this!!! This is our stuff!!" Like I don't even feel that with spanish, and my spanish is better than my finnish by a LONG shot lmao. (It's still shit though I'm like three years old toddler level lol)

Idk I wanted to say something else but I'm just so so so happy a a a a a

OH YEAH also I'm a dumb fuck and since my third language is japanese I've hard-wired myself into pronouncing stuff the japanese way every time a language is nor english nor french, and it PISSES ME OFF. Because I KNOW how to pronounce the sounds but my brain is like oh did you mean [japanese sound] lemme fix that for you NO I KNOW WHAT I MEANT LET ME SAY WORDS GDI

So here is a list of stuff that I need to deprogram

from japanese

U pronounciation. In japanese, u is like a y/u mix and it's so hard to undo once you start doing it URGH

Soft-rolled r. Rolling r hard is kinda bad manneers in Japan so I never really forced myself to do it

L/R confusion. Since it's the exact same sound for both in japanese sometimes I just L my R or roll my L it's so silly hahaha

From french

T/D stridulation. It's pronouncing t as ts and d as dz instead of a hard t or d. It's only found in quebec french and it took me A BILLION YEARS to learn when I moved here, and now I have to undo it???

Ä/A distinction. Already said it, but it's more of a matter of accent in french so I need to stop using them interchangeably

Learn to fucking read y/u and ö/o GDI BISON IT'S NOT HARD

Stress of the first syllable. Almost impossible for a french speaker BUT I SHALL PERSEVERE

From both:

THERE IS NO GENDERED PRONOUN IN FINNISH STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THEY DO NOT EXIST STOPPPPPP

Thank you for reading my scrambled mind lol. I'm training for another department at work and it's a lot of info so my brain is about to leak from my ears, and it shows in my writing lmao

[ut-poppy-askblog]

What do you think Poppy's voice sounds like, if this hasn't been asked before? If it has, can you please link the post? Thanks!

It hasn't, actually.

Poppy's Toddler blip was taken out of a Dora the explorer clip, but teen and kid were sampled from @superkirbylover. She practiced her Poppy voice a bit and is how I imagine Poppy talking. It's pretty close to how she would pronounciate things, at least.

Here's a small comic she dubbed featuring @chaos-fantazy's Sketch. (I genuinely don't know how to add audio without embedding, so... this will have to do.)

[tsikli]

Ðusyþ word of the day #166

llnys (infant)

Pronounciation

/'ɬnəs/

Standard Dialect: [ɬ.'nəs]

Föngör Dialect: [ɬ.'nəs]

General Southern Dialect: [ɬ.'nəs]

Orthography

Spelling (rom.) 〈zhųųmis〉

Rune Adaptation: ᛋᚢᚰᛝᛗᛁᛊ

Etymology

Descended from Old Ðusyþ zhųųmis (infant), ultimately from Western Phytic *zhúúmis (infant), from *zhúú (child) + *mis (diminuitive). This first component is Modern llu (child [literary])

Definition

n.

infant, toddler

exle'iwðnllnysylyjux! CAUS-eat-CAUS-baby-GEN.2SG-that Don't let your baby eat that!

[swsh-shorts-archive]

PLS share ur allister hcs ALL OF THEM

Ahahcjs fuck ok uhhdh

Haha no parent, they died when he was small, but he doesn't really care because they hurt him and his sister anyways

Oh yeah!! He had a sister named crystal

He is half ghost

Like, you know danny phantom? Great because I don't. Its like that kinda I think but he was just born like that

He fears anything and everything related to bees, apart from bea who is only related due to name pronounciation

He knows exactly how much force it'd take to punt a toddler over a fence, but not how to tie his own shoes

People underestimate his willingness to bite them and that is their greatest mistake. (This one is based on people thinking I say "I'll bite you" as a joke)

He LOVES the cold. Like your typical 16 year old kyle who stands outside in a tanktop w/ shorts in subzero climate, but he's a small little infant with zero braincells

He can replicate any noise. Literally

If you hear the windows startup noise he probably just stubbed his toe

He is a good singer, sometimes he sings with big brother piers, but not often

He has a fight AND flight response, in which he'll punch you in the face and run away. Like most feral cats

If you show him the colors neon purple and neon green together he will attack you.

His eyes just. Glow. For no reason. It's adorable but I don't get it

He float :>

He'd live underwater if he could but the thing is he new air to uh. Breathe.

He does not trust milo. He fears the grass man is hiding something. Something devastating.

He is very little, but that one is just canon

He weighs virtually nothing, you could probably kick him into space like football.

You can randomly hear him whispering "go pico yeah yeah go pico oh"

The other gym leaders are doing investigations on who this "pico" is and why allister is randomly cheering him on at random intervals

Gloria, hop, victor, and marnie don't have the heart to tell them the truth.

The baby has a knife

I repeat he has a knife

Not just a dagger either he has a butcher's knife he just. Carries around.

His favorite foods are spaghetti, ramen, and marshmallows

He can from time to time be seen pulling on bede's hair

The previous 2 things are surprisingly uncorrelated

Sometimes if he can't/doesn't wanna answer a question he just goes "....nya"

There isn't a reason for this he's just a little bitch boy (/pos)

If he's pissed at you he hurls his mask at you like a Frisbee. His aim is perfect.

[aloo-pie]

I honestly treat my best friend (who speaks my target language as her first language) the exact same way I treated my mom when I was a kid.

Me: *walking up to her with the package from some Indian beauty product I bought, pointing to writing in Hindi* what does this say?

Her: *translates*

Me: ohhhhhhh

Me: what does *sounds word out letter by letter* mean?

Her: it means [translation] and it’s pronounced [correct pronounciation]

Me: *repeats slowly* *immediately forgets what she just said*

In conclusion I am a toddler.

[sleepy-devilz]

already listed a couple things in the comments but, might as well reblog since i’m questioning asd

- DESPISED jeans, still do

- refused to wear tights or leggings

- despised dresses because the waist seam was always scratchy

- was obsessed with both snails and dinosaurs

- to the point where i learned how to pronounce all the dinosaur names from a book that gave the phonetic spellings and my parents still come to me to this day for dinosaur name pronounciation

- made my parents say “i love you” and give me a hug every single time before they left for the store or smth, pretty sure i cried and ran outside to hug them once because they forgot iirc

- only ate chicken nuggets and broccoli and cauliflower were the only veggies i liked

- (as a baby/toddler) screamed and got very upset every single time mom was away from me, that might be a normal baby thing though

- refused to wear socks below my ankles bc short socks felt weird. also hated socks going above my ankles because, well, scratchy. basically i could only tolerate regular socks

- only wore sweatpants for years because they were the only pants i could tolerate and they became a comfort item

- this is more of an adhd thing as far as i know but i’ve always had a REALLY hard time switching tasks

- i’ve been sleeping with a panda stuffed animal since i got him at 3 years old, but i have to hug him in a specific position or i can’t sleep because childhood fear of the dark/anxiety stuff that’s embarrassing so i shall not elaborate

- chewed up the ends of plastic straws every time i used them, also chewed the shit out of my nails (according to my dentist one of my front teeth is chipped because of this) and the skin around them. i also vividly remember gnawing on the edge of my mom’s bed frame one time to the point where it left teeth marks

- can’t sleep if my hair is between my ear and my pillow

there’s probably more but this is all i can remember at 1 am

undiagnosed or late-diagnosed autistics, time to reveal yourselves. what is one memory from your childhood or pre-teen years that should have suggested to people that you might have autism, but didn’t. 

for me, i made my mom sing me a lullaby every night until i was 12, because i didn’t like the idea of my nightly routine ever changing. if she didn’t sing me one, i would get out of bed, go get her from wherever she was in the house, bring her to my room, and make her tuck me in and sing one to me. i wasn’t able to fall asleep until she did. 

[rainbowkpop]

[HEADCANON] Seventeen MingHao w/ his chinese-speaking BF

I do male reader mostly cause i know there aren’t enough of them + i majorily read m!reader stuff so it’s a little bit for myself too xP But anyway i’m happy that people enjoy it!

PS.:

So sorry that it’s late, i was supposed to get this done this weekend but I got a negative on a test (for the first time ever) and I really needed to prepare for the re-taking of the test T.T forgive me

Anyway the request didnt specify the type so i went with a headcanon thingy, and I really liked writing this one :D

~Aven

Warning: Cursing (tbh are you surprised? I wouldn’t be.)

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Istg cutest thing ever i swear

Imagine the two of them talking and jun being the only other member knowing what theyre saying

I can see minghao and BF talking bout cutesy shit together or fanboying over something

And the others are like wtfff????? What does all this mean????

Especially cuz theyre talking quickly and in almost incomprehendable words

but i imagine jun being a lil shit and pretending as if BF and hao are talking about dirty things

and the others are all like shocked and a lil scarred and minghao would be so like speachless and flustered cause it totally wasn’t that

and he’s trying so hard to explain that ‘‘no guys we were talking about [fav. group]’s stage and how good it was!’‘

they would never let him live it down

…

ok more about talking cuz i imagine this relationship to really be based on the communicative side

referencing to the NewYangNam show, since minghao’s korean isn’t perfect yet (but very good already /),(\ so proud of my boy), i imagine him roasting the members w/ BF in chinese

and knowing that BF, who speaks korean, will translate it perfectly

(double kill tbh especially for jun)

…

ok but imagine a lil bit into the future

when minghao already speaks korean smoothly

and domestic!BF+Minghao

would be the cutest bilingual shit

like asking each other about basic things

‘did you eat yet?’‘

and like if either of them couldn’t remember the words in one language

no worries

just bust out a bilingual sentence

and it would be completely normal for them

onlookers would find it a bit odd or humorous

but they don’t care

honestly i can really see minghao falling for his bf so hard

that literally nothing and no one takes his attantion away as much as his BF

…

oh!

OH!

playful BF+Minghao!!!

they’d be sassy af

picking at eachother’s pronounciation

,, That’s not how you say it!’‘

‘‘ Ya! It sounds like you’re saying something bad!’‘

,, Hey, are you sure you can speak chinese? I thought I heard gibberish just now??’‘

,, My toddler neice can pronounce that better than you!’‘

…

*sigh* cuties

..

ok but after all those talks and playful arguments, they’d sure get tired right?

nope, not yet

…

…ok but when they do…

minghao definetly steals BF’s sweater

fuck im such a loser for that cute shit

…

ok for the last part let’s tackle some basic relationship tag Qs

When did minghao realize that he loved BF? Definetly when the guys learned that BF was learning chinese and told him to practice a bit w/ the chinese members

And BF straight up said some cheesy shit and added and ‘I love you’‘ at the end

and ofc his excuse was that those were the first things he was tought for fanservice and shit

dont let him fool you he was legit flirting minghao

and it worked???

Who steals the blankets? Both? Either minghao and BF just rolls closer to him and just covers himself again, however if BF does it i can see minghao get all pouty and pull the cover back

Favourite type of date? BF picks minghao up at around midnight at their dorm

they drive towards the Han river

and they get out nearby and just take a walk along the water, which is sparkling with all the reflections of the night lights

they’re just talking and getting out any frustrations or worries

it’s all soft and sweet

but then BF spontaneously just pulls minghao towards some random part of town

something new everytime

and he shows him the hidden beauties of Seoul

or he takes him to an arcade

and gets his ass handed to him in DDR

 They end the date w/ BF taking minghao back to the dorm

the 95′ line probably waiting awake for him to return

‘’cuz wtf u just disappeared???’‘

,, you always do this hyung, we’ve gone out like this so many times’‘

…

and then after they give him another lecture about safety and all that

and then jeonghan just

,, are you gonna nead concealer in the morning?’‘

,,………

oh…

OH!

FFS JEONGHA-!’‘

istg let dis boy live

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Sorry for any typos /).o didn’t really proof read cause I wanted to post this asap

[vivern-of-nosgoth]

So there is some Ghost work mail from Reddit.. And it's treasure:

From: TF To: AH, MP, SS, MR, RO Date: 4 October 2011 Subject: Association and some shit

Reply from AH (Aksel Holmgren) (...) Mauro had a car (with a trailer hitch?), but he had to work until 4-5. The question is if we can get hold of something else?(...)

Reply from SS  (Simon Söderberg) (...)I want to rehearse as early as possible. I mean as soon Mauritius is finished working.(...)

From: TF To: SS, AH, MP, GL (...)Subject: Ghostmail #3 (...) 2012 it's time for a new album. Jag have two working titles for it: "Infestissuman" (mean something like "the forefront threat" in Latin) and "The sound of Doom to Come" 

(...) (discussion) (...)

Reply form TF (Tobias Forge) Ok, boring people. No "The sound of Doom to Come"  :´(

Reply from SS Great that "sound of..." was ditched "Infasimium" (sic) is cool in the way Axl describes it. But if the album is for "normal people" I think it is way to hard to pronounciate. Nothing you will remember. Difficult to read. I still cant pronounce it without stuttering. But then I have some analphabetism. (...)

Reply from GL (Gustav Lindström) Ingestissuman has more guns! I really fucking like that title. People will learn it. Simon too. (...)

And there is a messages full of sincerity attention from Omega. Damn good:

Reply from MP (Martin Persner) (...) Let us keep our cred in all ways possible - small safe steps towards merch-storm. I believe in building the trademark for some additional years before we do "family" stuff like wobble-heads, toddler suits, swimsuit, coffee mugs and shit. Actually. Let it be adult for some time. Of course, we could do other stuff than t-shirts - but we should fucking consider WHAT we want and can do. Personally, I prefer that we rather sell ONE EXPENSIVE music box or a box with a chain mail or similar, than selling a hundred tamagothi-machines with the Pope that wants blood. The latter giver more PR, but what kind of PR? What signals are sent about the band?What DON'T you want to see Pink Floyds name on? We have strength in the characters we perform as and that will, of course, make it easier to avoid the "greed-stamp".. I mean...Nobody gets pissed at Lucas when they are eating a Darth Vader Icecream. You actually hold Darth Vader responsible.

The music an where/when/how we are seen will lead the battle of cred - but also if you start finding tons of shit like coffee mugs, sunglasses, apps etc. they could soon decide our credibility. In other words - even if many like to take what we do as something done tongue in cheek, we cant count on them seeing us with dollar symbols in our eyes. (...) (discussion) (...) Exactly as you write - vi will step on their toes, we can't ignore that. It's already too late. What I'm talking about is not if we should step on their tows or not, but the balance. Step on their tows or fart them in the mouth? That is what I'm worried about. The fact that we are becoming a big band obviously means we will sellout in different areas - but it can be done with some fucking class that appeals to a large mass without being shit Disney-style. That is what I'm thinking. So - make sure to keep the humour and taste, without doing obvious bullshit. This is not only to keep cred among the BM people - we already lost that long ago and especially in a few years in the future - both to be able to be seen as a band people listen to instead of being a band little brother listens to and thus belongs to the children years of a life. In other words Lordi. No adult with the name wants to listen to Lordi. Now we are pretty far from Lordi - but a thermos and a bicycle pump later we are in danger. Stuff and Merch is damn fun - I know, I have collected all kinds of Star Wars shit through the years. Until the days I was about to puke by its intensive presence everywhere. When the cuteness in a wristwatch becomes disgust and loses its value because it is OBVIOUS that this is a part of the STAR WARS style...sheets, can openers....The trademarks loose it's value when you can live a whole life with knick-knack from the same trademark. It's more fun with a single thing of two. Think about Jägermeister. What a crock of shit. And it looks so fucking cheap.

Turbonegro had success with this balance. Like their jeans sponsorship. But when they do a one-piece - then they fall and hey, you in the Turbo-one-piece. You have been fooled and you are an idiot... a Turbo-idiot... a Slipknot fan without a clue.. not that Turbo cares....or, in the long run?

Alice Cooper Fanta, King Diamond Chocolate, Ghost Yoghurt. Or Britney perfume. Motörhead wine. Some good some bad.

Tha balance. Ghost insense = fun and good (serves it's purpose and concept) Ghost guitar = good. Ghost picture book for kids = fun and good BUTGhost....have tried for 5 min to think of a good example and can see how difficult it is for us to be judges as sell-out considered the characters... maybe I worry too much? What the hell...seriously - maybe we have a concept that is difficult to kill. I mean it seriously

Well, don't take this too serious.. mostly some night rambling from me //M

And touching Niels's words:

Reply from Niels Nielsen (...) Personally, I am very split about what I would have chosen if it was my band. It kind of feels like the heart says Rick and the brain says, Justin. That is how I would have taken the decision.

But now it's you that has to choose even if I give feedback whenever.. (I really am a little part of the machinery after all).

And I believe you could become a big band, a high level, large crowd, everything from radio, tv, large tours etc. But I actually believe you can't think too much about the black-metal fans doing it. Slayer and those big bands come from a different time when the supply was different.

Damn problematic. That is what it is.

My gut feeling never lets me down. So if you have it, us it. That is my best advice. /Niels

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[castielismyfavouriteangel]

Rowena insulting Dean ‘cause he cant remember anything.

Rowenas pronounciation of “Toddler” is my new Notification-Tone xD

[livelovelike555]

Trying Something New

So, I’ve been having a lot of ideas lately and I want to write. So I’m gonna try writing fanfic. I’m actually pretty scared, hands shaking on the keyboard. If it doesn’t work out, then I’ll just not do it. Could use some advice though, if I decide to keep going.

So here we gooooooo (Gonna tag @moonlitskinwalker and @poemwriter98, sorry in advance)

Summary: Reader is very close to Castiel, like family. When suddenly hit by a spell, she becomes a toddler that will not go away from Castiel. (came up with this because Cas needs more love)

Castiel walked through the bunker and he heard a strange noise. He tilted his head and went towards the sound. It was a tiny giggle, when he saw it, he was shocked. Y/N was a kid! 

She was always very important to him, like a little sister. But when she was small, Cas never had the chance to take care of her. It was a spell that would eventually wear off, but this was his second chance. 

“Hi Cassiel!” Cas smiled at her pronounciation and toothy smile. He sat next to her and talked to her for a while as she played with his hair. 

Castiel was sitting at the table alone, thinking about how many mistakes he made when he heard tiny footfalls come near him. He looked up and saw a friendship bracelet with his name. 

“Why did you make this?” Castiel said. “I love you Cassiel. You’re my best friend and my hero.” Y/N said. Castiel just could not see it. He was probably the last person who could be a hero. But that worry melted away when her small arms wrapped around him in a hug. 

The spell wore off after a week. Y/N was back to her adult self and back to hunting. Cas and her partnered up on a hunt. As he swung his angel blade at the demon, Y/N saw the friendship bracelet on Cas’s wrist glisten in the light and with teary eyes, smiled.

[its-a-mystberry]

Things that happen when your lover doesn’t speak your native language and is also a huge jackass :

- They’re a little shit about your pronounciation - Same with your accent - Sonetimes you have to ask them to spell words to understand what they’re saying - You realize that you’ve been pronouncing some words wrong for years - They use long-ass words to confuse you - You correct their slopy-ass grammar - They laugh at you because you’re ‘cute when you get angry’ - They make pop culture references you don’t get. You look confused. They launch into an enthusiastic explanation about said reference. - You sometimes slip into your native language when distracted. They either laugh incredulously or look at you like you’ve grown a second head - They imitate your accent to tease you - possibly in public - possibly at family parties (- you don’t even realize right away. why would you find their pronounciation weird when that’s how you normally talk ?) ( - you’re fucking embarrassed. they apologize and promise to keep the teasing to a minimum. for about two hours.) - You work extra hard to lose your accent - They complain when said accent starts fading because they find it cute (- also it’s an easy way to tease you) - They try to learn your language to impress your family. - It only partially works because they’re shit at it - You help them get better at speaking your native tongue - You make fun of their shit accent, but not too much. - Still their pronounciation is shit and many inside jokes are born from miserable attempts at pronounciation - They say your native language is shit fuck grammar how do you even remember all that crap - You point out that this one thing on their language is so illogical that it had given you nightmares back when you were at school so just shut up and learn the goddamn grammar rule - You’re not sure when it starts but you start quizzing them randomly. How’s that called? - They only answer right half the time and just use your language’s most obscene words when they don’t know - *points at the sofa* “Remember how that’s called?” *stares at you blankly.* “Penis.” - You feel a swell of pride when they start making small sentences. - You take that pride back when they fuck up the grammar so bad you have to go lay down to think about an easy enough explanation that a toddler would understand - With time and a shitload of patience, you point out they’re now kinda decent. They insist you get cake and ice cream to celebrate. - They realize your personality is ever-so-slightly different when you’re speaking in your own language. They tell you they’re glad they learned your language, becauae they get to see another side of you. You tell them it’s unusual for them to be such a sap. Your smile hurts your cheeks. - They try to start using terms of endearment from your language. It’s so genuine and badly messed up that you can’t help but find it adorable. - They start practicing with other people. You miss being the only one to teach them, but you’re proud of them. - One day they tell you 'I love you’, with a very thick accent and wonky pronounciation. Your heart flutters all the same.

[toddlerramblings-blog]

Despicable Me 2. Hahaha