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[theinkwellbar]

Your Sight G.A.G. has added an entry in your SILLYDEX.

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Your Sillydex may now process any comedic element when identified.

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What shall you do now?

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

What we toons does mod normally read? Any recommendation?

//All things considered, I’m the one who should be asking that. I honestly don’t use webtoon very much, and I think based on my recent posts, you can easily figure out why. I’ve heard that Lore Olympus is worth checking out, but other than that.

//With that being said, I have recently been reading a story on Webtoon called Wayne Family Adventures by CRC Payne and Starbite, which is VERY good. If you don’t know what it is, it’s basically a slice of life story that revolves around Batman and all his protégé’s, acting as a dysfunctional and troubled, but happy family.

//And when I say all his protégé’s I mean ALL his protégé’s! Ordinarily you’d think that it’d just be Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd and Tim Drake, like most official media, but NO! Basically EVERYONE is here; Damien Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Luke Fox, and like, SO MANY MORE.

//And it covers basically all the issues that come with being the adoptive father of so many masked vigilante’s, not only teaching them to fight crime, but also trying to give them a normal life, which is increasingly difficult because basically all these kids have deep-rooted childhood trauma just like Bruce does, and it covers all its bases in the most spectacular fashion. One chapter could be centred around one of the characters PTSD (take your pick which one because holy shit) and the next could be a silly chapter where they all have a prank war against each other. And I think it’s great.

//It honestly does show just how important a fanbase is to series, because works made by fans are often the one’s that show the most passion and dedication to its craft.

//Aside from that, there’s only other one I’ve read that I think was interesting. I know that they’re a bit of a controversial figure and it’s not really my place to say anything on the matter, but Merryweather’s StalkerXStalker was actually a pretty fun tale when it was still around.

//It does a lot of the edgy tropes that other webtoons do a lot, but the difference is that the base concept is a romantic relationship between two yanderes, so not only do you expect it to be overly edgy, dark and twisted, but it has the right to be, unlike most manwha’s which take ordinary concepts and make them obscene levels of edgy for no reason.

//And sometimes, it can be pretty funny. Black comedy is not a genre I’m particularly catered to, but StalkerXStalker is kind of where my taste in that genre lies.

//Side note, kind of unrelated to my critiques of this comic, but the main female character’s name is Junko, so…clearly it’s catered to me tastes right from the start.

-Mod

[best-bird-bash]

The Final List of Competitors!

Hawks, My Hero Academia

Revali, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

Big Bird, Sesame Street

The Babylon Rogues, Sonic the Hedgehog

Donald Duck, Disney

Beatrice, Over the Garden Wall

Hooty, The Owl House

Tokoyami and Dark Shadow, My Hero Academia

Flapjack, The Owl House

Tobias, Animorphs

Xiao, Genshin Impact

Tsubasa Otori, Metal Fight Beyblade

Kass, The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

Davesprite, Homestuck

Eda the Owl lady, The Owl House

Hei Hei, Moana

Duck/Ahiru, Princess Tutu

Dick Grayson, DC

Chainsaw, The Raven Cycle

Zazu, The Lion King

Woodstock, Charlie Brown/Peanuts

Bird that Carries you over a Disproportionately Small Gap, Undertale

The Road Runner, Looney Toons

Stephanie Brown, Batman

The Raven, The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

Matthew the Raven, The Sandman

Launchpad McQuack, Ducktales

Dee Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Germ Warfare, Night in the Woods

Kevin, Up

Crane, Kung Fu Panda

Black Canary, DC

Blathers, Animal Crossing

Hawk and Dove, DC

Damian Wayne, DC

Jason Todd, DC

Raven, Teen Titans

Qrow Branwen, RWBY

Huey Dewey and Louie, Ducktales

Grian, Hermitcraft

Polly the Parrot, Ace Attorney

Pericles, Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated

Daffy Duck, Looney Toons

Mumble, Happy Feet

Iago, Aladdin

Eren Yeager, Attack on Titan

Cloud Retainer, Genshin Impact

Rowlet, Pokemon

Duck Guy, Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

Piplup, Pokemon

Ho-Oh, Pokemon

Della Duck, Ducktales

Kiri, Critical Role Campaign 2: The Mighty Nein

Philza, Origin SMP

King Dedede, Kirby

Celeste, Animal Crossing

Berdly, Deltarune

Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2

Soren, Guardians of Ga’hoole

Scuttle, The Little Mermaid

Kaeya Alberich, Genshin Impact

Webby Vanderquack, Ducktales

Hetare, Tokyo Ghoul

Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

Icarus, Greek Mythology

Stolas Goetia, Helluva Boss

Flappy Bird, Flappy Bird

Brennan Lee Mulligan, Real Life (Exception)

Zane’s falcon, Lego Ninjago

Howard the Duck, Marvel Howard the Duck

Flit, Pocahontas

Itachi Uchiha, Naruto

Colonel Sanders, KFC

Xavier Ramier/Mr. Pigeon, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

Stardust Cookie, Cookie Run: Kingdom

Duo, Duolingo

Ishtar. Mesopotamian Mythology

The Eagles, Lord of the Rings

Dodo, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Diluc, Genshin Impact

Xatu, Pokemon

Blu, Rio

Washimi, Aggrestuko

Oz (And Fischl), Genshin Impact

The Penguin, Batman

Hoothoot, Pokemon

Coo, Kirby

Dyna Blade, Kirby

Taillow, Pokemon

Staraptor, Pokemon

Farfetch’d, Pokemon

Apollo, Animal Crossing

Torchic, Pokemon

Boyd Drake, Ducktales

Wan Shi Tong, Avatar the Last Airbender

Howl Pendragon, Howl's Moving Castle

Parrot, Minecraft

Sadie Kane, The Kane Chronicles

Mordecai, Regular Show

Chicken Little, Chicken Little

Hawkeye Clint Barton, Marvel

Reaper, Overwatch

Otulissa, Guardians of Ga’Hoole

Poromon, Digimon

Horus, Egyptian Mythology

Callum, The Dragon Prince

Foghorn Leghorn, Looney Toons

Magpie, Inkheart

Billina the Yellow Hen, Oz

Hasshie, ClassicaLoid

Longclaw, Sonic the Hedgehog

Swatch, Deltarune

The Bird, Portal 2

Jose Carioca, The Three Caballeros

Falco, Star Fox

Kaepora Gaebora, The Legend of Zelda

Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie

Owlowiscious, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Owl, Winnie the Pooh

Crowberry Cookie, Cookie Run: Kingdom

Nightingale, The Nightingale and the Rose

Loftwing, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Orville, Animal Crossing

Scrooge McDuck, Ducktales

Piu Piu, Molang

Kaneki Ken, Tokyo Ghoul

Magica De Spell, Ducktales

Cerrit Agrupnin, Critical Role Exandria Unlimited: Calamity

[lostinthewoods45]

✨Fandoms I'm Interested In✨

Agere Shows: baby loony toons, whinny the pooh, scooby doo, ninjago, the amazing world of gumball, blue's clues, bear in the big blue house, baby songs, pound puppies, strawberry shortcake, fairy odd parents, spongebob, my little pony, gravity falls, duck tails, care bears and pocoyo.

Regular Shows: jojo bizarre adventures, teen titans, stranger things, boco no hero academia, rick and morty, the office, disenchantment, death note, bojack horseman, diabolik lovers, black book, promsied neverland, black butler, agretsuko, little witch academia, shitt's creak, gakuen babysitters, law and order svu, sander sides, avatar the last. airbender, and big mouth

Agere Movies: brave, ponyo, lady and the tramp 1 & 2, lion king 1, 1 ½ & 2, encanto, luca, coco, toy story 1, 2, 3 & 4, the little mermaid 1 & 2, return to neverland, princess and the frog, fox and the hound, lilo and stitch, tangled, aristocats, the rescuers 1 & 2, hercules, treasure planet, tarzan, hunchback of notre domme, brother bear, a goofy movie, spirited away, arrietty, robin hood, up, inside out, wall-e, pete's dragon, beauty and the beast, howl's moving castle, my neighbor totoro, old yeller, whinny the pooh, frozen 1 & 2, disney african cats, oliver and company, kiki's delivery service and any animated batman movie.

Regular Movies: harry potter, avengers, hunger game, sweeny todd, six the musical, spider man, candy man, the birds, iron man, dr sleep, thor, captain america, black widow, captain marvel, black panther, endgame, infinity war, grave of fireflies, bounty hunter, my girl, us, get out, pursuit of happiness, hamilton, heathers, & anything from starkid enterprise.

[davidmann95]

Got a handful of DC-solicit asks, so I’ll just write up my thoughts on the whole batch again.

Mister Miracle: The Source of Freedom #1: The BALLS to not only do the next Mister Miracle thing after King and Gerads, but to do it with Shilo Norman and therefore invite Seven Soldiers comparisons as well. I wouldn’t be that interested, but the preview art that came with the announcement looked fun so this is a maybe for me.

Wonder Girl #1: I got a Yara Flor ask so I’ll go more into detail with that, but this sounds...not good.

Future State: Gotham #1: Hahaha, thanks, call me in six months if the next team does something there’s a reason to give a shit about. Except...wait, Dennis Culver cowrote that E Is For Extinction Secret Wars mini, dammit this might be good. Either way though, god willing we get a Future State: Metropolis book by Dan Watters too.

Legends of the Dark Knight #1: Hopefully this going with Sensational Wonder Woman means there’s a similar Superman anthology in the cards too, but I won’t hold my breath. Darick Robertson doing Batman is enticing, but I’m not familiar with his work as a writer and the premise doesn’t sound that gripping so I’ll wait and see. That Francavilla variant though? DC, blow that up to poster size and you’d make a mint.

Milestone Returns: Infinite Edition #0: Hmm. I got love for Static, but I might wait for further announcements and/or buzz before taking the plunge on this one.

DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1: This is a SERIOUSLY stacked lineup, definite buy.

Stargirl Spring Break Special #1: Impeccable timing, DC. It feels like it must be some kind of statement that there are no Morrison members of the Seven Soldiers in the mix (even swapping out Ystin for the original version of Shining Knight no one cares bout) - we focus on the Moore fixation, but there’s enough tidbits that I really do feel like Johns probably flat-out hates Morrison. And what’s this ‘secret eighth soldier’ nonsense? There’ve always been eight soldiers, people have been joking about it forever!

Justice League: Last Ride #1: Discussed that announcement here.

Batman: Earth One Vol. 3: *blinks*

*blinks again*

*squints at the cover art*

...Geoff Johns are you seriously trying to step to Morrison and use the Miagani tribe? YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN PEOPLE

I Am Not Starfire: Interesting concept that seems like it pushes into indie-flavored territory as much as DC’s superhero output just about ever has, if word-of-mouth is good there’s a decent chance I’ll get this.

Action Comics #1031: Wonder if this is serious about the potential of Kryptonian refugees, given PKJ suggested the idea in Worlds of War and that could play a significant part in the New Krypton stuff from Bendis’s Legion (with Johnson being clear he’s following up on a lot of Bendis’s ideas with his own Superman run).

Superman #31: This sounds big-time like Johnson hammering Superman into a swords-and-sorcery shape for an arc since that’s his bag, but Superman’s malleable enough for that to work so I’m not complaining.

American Vampire 1976 #8: Still not getting, so.

Batman #108: Tynion’s well and truly figured out how to game the direct market’s dopiest instincts, hasn’t he? Well, as long as that’s in service of him getting to continue doing weird Batman stuff with Jorge Jimenez like introducing whatever the ‘Unsanity Collective’ is, that’s fine with me. And more Ghostmaker!

Batman: Black & White #6: Not as packed for the finale as some previous issues, but still looking good. And there’s really never gonna be a ‘last’ Scott Snyder Batman story, is there? Sure it’ll be good but that’s kind of a shame, his Detective #1027 feature really felt like a nice full circle.

Batman: The Detective #2: Guess I wasn’t the only one wondering if it was a stealth DKR prequel and they wanted to cut that notion out at the knees.

Batman/Catwoman #6: Still very down for it, but BOY that Batwoman costume Mann debuted on Twitter.

The Batman & Scooby Doo Mysteries #2: I recently finally started reading Sholly Fisch and companies’ Scooby-Doo Team-Up! recently after getting the whole run for free on ComiXology earlier this year and have fallen in love with it, so I’m totally grabbing this digitally.

Batman/Superman #18: “The Dark Knight and the Man of Steel are on a mission to stop the godlike Auteur.io from destroying the pocket worlds he’s created...but where on Earth did Auteur.io even come from? The answer starts not on Earth at all, but with an ancient cult of World Forger worshippers on a planet far away—and if our heroes are to have a prayer of stopping this mythic behemoth, they’ll need to get to the bottom of his power source, and quick! It’s a race against time as the parallel lives of entire worlds hang in the balance!”

Anonymous said: Haha is Yang really doing Superman & Batman vs. Zack Snyder and the Snyder Cult (look up “auter” if you don’t know what I mean)? That’s fucking hilarious, especially since he apparently comes from the World Forge which is where all the shitty Earths full of bad ideas are made. Pretty pointed criticism there if I’m reading it right.

I’ve seen two or three people other than this anon independently conclude this arc is about the Supermen and Batmen of the Multiverse teaming up to stop Zack Snyder from destroying them all and at this point I’m ready to ask my LCS owner if I’m allowed to pay more than cover price for this run.

Batman: Urban Legends #3: Much more into this after the Grifter and Outsiders stories in Future State.

Catwoman #31: No reason not to assume this’ll continue to be great.

Challenge of the Super Sons #2: Good for the folks who want this, and that Nick Bradshaw variant is fun.

Crime Syndicate #3: I wanna be convinced to get this book, but the interviews are not persuading me.

Detective Comics #1036: How long is Mora sticking around?!

The Dreaming: Waking Hours #10: Another one I’ve got nothing to say about because I’ve never been getting it.

The Flash #770: Actually really excited to hear about how bad this run will suck now that I know it’s by the mind behind that “Geoff Johns’ OC - do not steal - beats up the Grant Morrison DC future” catastrophe from Future State.

Green Lantern #2: Really couldn’t wait a month for Far Sector to wrap up, huh?

Harley Quinn #3: Still not interested, but that *is* a nice cover.

The Joker #3: There’s a very real possibility I’ll have dropped the book by this point if it turns out to be the illustrated editorial mandate I get the feeling it could be, but fingers crossed.

Justice League #61: Not complaining, but wow, this really is Naomi 2 since Campbell’s busy in order to provide the necessary material for the CW show.

Looney Toons #260/Mad #20: Were these grouped with the rest of the solicits before?

Man-Bat #4: Very curious how this’ll be received, given nobody much cares about Man-Bat but Wielgosz seems to be quickly becoming a favorite.

The Next Batman: Second Son #2: Hadn’t realized this was only 4 issues - guess for at least one of them it’ll be the Luke Fox book everyone expected in the first place.

Nightwing #80: Dick Grayson vs. Heartless, not how I expected the DC/Kingdom Hearts crossover to happen but I’ll take it. That variant though? ALL TIMER:

The Other History of the DC Universe #4: I was trying to figure out who the focus of #4 would be since we know #5 is about Thunder and Lightning, forgot Montoya was confirmed.

Robin #2: Wanna care, so don’t care.

Rorschach #8: I will get it and probably like it.

RWBY/Justice League #2: My thoughts here will be their own post because there’s something particularly notable, but:

Anonymous said: Have you seen the BATtleaxe from the new art for RWBY/Justice League?

Yes, anon. Yes I have.

Sensational Wonder Woman #3: Eh, premise doesn’t grab me but maybe.

Strange Adventures #10: God I love the book about how Adam Strange sucks.

Suicide Squad #3/Teen Titans Academy #3: Hahahahaha

Superman: Red and Blue #3: Fiffe and Stokoe doing Superman stories!!! And...Nick Spencer. With Christian Ward art?! Sigh, fine, hopefully it’ll be Nick Spencer doing a nice little comedy, and not having Grant Morrison Superman throwing his t-shirt away because he grew up and realized changing things is too hard. A horrible shame Pope is doing the main cover though, the allegations against him I guess never really got any attention. At least there’s this JPL variant:

The Swamp Thing #3: Swampy will never be my guy but very happy for those who dig him, because I imagine this’ll be terrific.

Truth & Justice #4: Normally I wouldn’t care at all, but what I’m hearing on Twitter about this is a crying shame - that Jeff Trammell is really talented and Red Hood is a favorite of his and this is likely to be one of Jason Todd’s few Actually Good comics, but that artist Rob Guillory is a bullying transphobic piece of shit. Sucks all around.

Wonder Woman #772: I was so excited for this run, and then Immortal Wonder Woman had to go and suck.

[techbarcelona]

Microsoft pushes special features, debuts at pre-E3 public interview Apparatuses of War, Forza, and some astonishing declarations from the Xbox creator.

Microsoft utilized its pre-E3 public interview today to pressure that, in spite of late inconveniences anchoring prominent restrictive substance, the Xbox One can run toe-to-toe with the PlayStation 4 with regards to diversions and substance accessible on no other support.

A large number of those comfort special features will originate from recently acquired designers that are presently part of the Microsoft Studios family. The buys of Undead Labs (State of Decay), and Playground Games (Forza Horizon) were not too astonishing, given their past work on Xbox special features. Be that as it may, Microsoft's securing of Ninja Theory (Hellblade) and Compulsion Games (We Happy Few, now coming August 10) were more astonishing and a sign Microsoft is hoping to get new ability house.

Those four acquired studios will be joined by The Initiative, another Santa Monica-based push to get new ability and make new "world-class amusement encounters" only to Microsoft stages.

"We realize that select recreations from our Microsoft Studios are what initially transformed such huge numbers of us into Xbox fans," Microsoft Head of Xbox Phil Spencer said from the LA Live stage. "This is the reason we're expanding our interest in our current establishments you as of now love and this is the reason we are enhancing our interest in new universes that will extend your affection for gaming on Xbox."

Draw out your special features

Of course, Microsoft will dunk into its stable of first-individual shooters to help round out its selective inventory. Radiance Infinite was prodded in a concise trailer demonstrating "in-motor film" from the new Slipspace motor however prominently did not have any gameplay or discharge date points of interest.

A story-centered trailer for Gears of War 5, in the interim, focused on the baffling physical and mental changes beginning to show in hero Kate by means of an abnormal family legacy neckband. Microsoft likewise declared Gears Tactics, a turn-construct system take in light of the recognizable Gears universe, a still-baffling portable gaming joint effort with Funko called Gears Pop!

Forza Horizon 4, coming October 2, will take the natural hustling establishment to Britain, with a dynamic season-evolving framework. Snow and ice in winter can change the way you drive and furthermore let you get to new territories by means of solidified over waters. Ori and the Will of the Wisps, in the interim, resembles a capable follow-up to the painterly 2D platforming enterprise Ori and the Blind Forest, which propelled close by the Xbox One.

A portion of the Xbox-select declarations were somewhat less anticipated. The main new Battletoads amusement in years, due in 2019, got a short bother including a toon drawing of the commonplace, baffling speeder bicycle grouping however very little else. What's more, Finji's Tunic—a cute, isometric, low-polygon go up against the Zelda recipe by method for a Fox hero—will hit Xbox One first.

Session, in the mean time, is a "support dispatch select" for Xbox that promptly infers EA's torpid Skate arrangement in a short, rap-implanted mystery. Dark Desert, then again, resembles an amazingly non specific dream MMO that will likewise be coming to Xbox before different consoles.

Other diversion debuts

Microsoft additionally utilized its eye catching exhibit to debut film of some different titles that won't be select to the Xbox One.

Bethesda's Todd Howard was close by to flaunt the already reported Fallout 76, a prequel "four times the measure of Fallout 4." Taking spot in the slopes of West Virginia, it takes after a portion of the principal survivors rising up out of the vaults and into the no man's land.

A voiceover indicated at the base-centered gameplay that will expect you to "reconstruct, not simply dividers, not simply structures, but rather hearts, landmarks, and at last, America itself." More points of interest will presumably need to hold up until the point that Bethesda's own press introduction tonight, however.

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, originating from Dark Souls and Bloodborne creator From Software in 2019, resembles a marginally speedier paced go up against the studio's past rock solid scuffle battle amusements. A short trailer demonstrated a considerable measure of hopping crosswise over housetops and two-gave weapon battle against climbable monsters, multi-portioned centipedes, and a mounted lance employing enemy.

Techland's Dying Light 2 refocuses the primary individual, zombie-battling parkour activity of decisions that influence how the diversion's "practical biological system" looks and plays. Designer Chris Avellone featured an illustration where you could take out an opponent group to anchor a solid water supply for the battling individuals in the city or join forces with them and corner the bootleg market for the important, nurturing asset.

Ubisoft staff turned out to flaunt a painstakingly pre-scripted area of The Division 2, with four players cooperating to take out contradicting groups in a torment assaulted Washington, DC. What's more, CD Projekt Red demonstrated a short, non-playable take a gander at the wonderful, dystopic, body-alteration and-expanded reality-filled universe of Cyberpunk 2077.

Some other prominent declarations and features from the meeting:

"War Mode" will go to the Xbox One form of Playerunknown's Battlegrounds as a "Reassure Launch Exclusive" in Winter 2018.

Crackdown 3, which was as of late deferred into mid 2019, presented Brooklyn 99's Terry Crews as a playable character.

"Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course" (get it? DLC?) will include another island, new managers, and new playable character Ms. Cup in 2019.

Two new extensions are seeking Sea of Thieves: Cursed Sails in July and Forsaken Shores in September.

Philosophical PS4 robot-shooter Nier Automata is coming to Xbox One on June 26. The "Move toward becoming as Gods" release will accompany Xbox One X upgrades and all current DLC included.

Kingdom Hearts III, the main establishment title on a Xbox framework, flaunted another territory consolidating Frozen's Elsa and Olaf into the broad dream universe.

Fallen angel May Cry 5 from Capcom looks somewhat reminiscent of Dead Rising, with Dante currently "kicking evil spirit ass" in urban conditions with the help of a mechanical arm.

Bandai Namco's Jump Force will unite characters from the Naruto, Dragon Ball, and One Piece universes, now "joined to battle for our survival." Due in 2019.

A short bother for Just Cause 4 influenced it to look a great deal like a continuation of Just Cause 3.

The Division, Fallout 4, and The Elder Scrolls Online are generally accessible as a component of Microsoft's Xbox Games Pass membership design beginning today.

[thwompstompblog-blog]

Every movie I’ve ever seen, except probably not

I tried to list every movie I’ve ever seen, as well as order them from favorite to least favorite. I’ve definitely seen more and there are definitely errors, but whatever. Here’s the list:

Princess Bride

Amadeus

Little Miss Sunshine

ParaNorman

Hot Fuzz

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

The Silence of the Lambs

Coraline

Mad Max Fury Road

Aladdin

School of Rock

The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Elephant Man

Hunt For The Wilderpeople

Spirited Away

Se7en

Stand By Me

Ghostbusters

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Young Frankenstein

How to Train your Dragon 2

Tale of Princess Kaguya

Hairspray

Up

Jurassic Park

Scott Pilgrim vs The World*

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Jaws

The Incredibles

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Mrs. Doubtfire

The Lego Movie

Monsters Inc.

My Neighbor Totoro

Treasure Planet

No Country For Old Men

The Help

Sean Of The Dead

Step Brothers

The Princess And The Frog

The Producers

Room

The Hateful Eight

Insidious Chapter 2

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Hercules

Big Fish

Finding Nemo

The Goonies

Argo

Hunchback of Notre Dame

Rear Window

Inglorious Bastards

The Station Agent

Captain Phillips*

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Tangled

The Conjuring

The Babadook*

Kung Fu Panda 2

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off*

Sister Act

Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets

Ratatouille

Scream

The Wizard of Oz*

Emperor’s New Groove

The Big Lebowski

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Oliver!

Enchanted

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Akeelah and the Bee

The Shawshank Redemption

Brave

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Snowpiercer

Mulan

The Truman Show

Nightmare Before Christmas

Trainspotting

La La Land

Fight Club

Kubo & the Two Strings

101 Dalmations (Cartoon)

Bridesmaids

50/50

10 Cloverfield Lane

The Parent Trap

Donald Glover: Weirdo

Beauty and the Beast*

The Conjuring

The Sixth Sense

Big Trouble In Little China*

Nightcrawler

Captain America: Winter Soldier

Alice In Wonderland (Cartoon)

Misery

So I Married An Axe Murderer

Shallow Hal

Kill Bill

Uncle Buck

It’s A Wonderful Life

Fargo

The Fox and the Hound

The Theory of Everything

The Great Mouse Detective

How To Train Your Dragon

Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark*

Forrest Gump*

Wall-E*

An American Werewolf in London

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

The Social Network*

The Muppets

The Green Mile

Dallas Buyers Club*

Secretariot

Donnie Darko

Inside Out

Evil Dead 2*

Indisious

Lilo And Stitch

American Beauty

There Will Be Blood

The Lion King*

ET

The Other Guys

Paprika

Django Unchained*

Into the Woods

Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil

Super 8*

The Little Mermaid

The Shining

The Mask

The Martian

The Pixar Story

Life of Pi*

The Adams Family

Hocus Pocus

Dr. Strangelove

Moonrise Kingdom

Aristocats

Wet Hot American Summer

Zootopia

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Resivoir Dogs

To Kill A Mockingbird*

Lady & The Tramp

The Little Vampire

Road to El Dorado

Florence Foster Jenkins

Kingsmen: The Secret Service

Peter Pan (Cartoon)

Muppets Most Wanted

The Little Prince*

Megamind

Due Date

Back To The Future

Shutter Island

Bernie*

Camp Jesus

Army of Darkness

Love, Actually

Hook

Yellow Submarine*

Toy Story 2

Die Hard

Space Jam

Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them

Harmontown

Rocky*

Captain America Civil War

Tropic Thunder

Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire

Bridge to Terabithia

Boxtrolls

Elf

Freaks

Rango

A Grand Night In

Saving Mr. Banks*

The Adams Family Values

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

James & the Giant Peach

Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl

The Adventures of Tintin

Blues Brothers

Bambi*

Weiner

Journey to the West

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

Clerks

Kicking & Screaming

Edward Scissorhands*

Shrek

Fargo

Star Wars: A New Hope

Goosebumps

9*

The Thing

Pinocchio

Gravity

Juno

Corpse Bride

Hotel Transylvania

Talladega Nights

Cars

Spiderman 2

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

101 Dalmatians (Live Action)*

The Hunger Games

Hotel Transylvania 2

The Jungle Book (Cartoon)

The Simpson’s Movie

Poltergeist

Kung Fu Panda

Sponge Out of Water

Alien*

Muppet Treasure Island

Pocahontas

Rise of the Planet of the Apes*

Anchorman

Madagascar 3

Toy Story 3

Ant-Man

Face/Off

The Rescuers

The Spiderwick Chronicles

Shrek 2

Insidious Chapter 2

Smart House

Bend It Like Beckham

It

The Sound of Music

Toy Story

Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban*

Planet of the Apes*

The Avengers

Hotel Transylvania 2

Big Hero 6

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Spiderman (2002)*

The Secret of Kells

Mary & Max

Airplane

Dumbo

Sherlock Holmes

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows (1&2)

Jumanji

St. Vincent

Full Metal Jacket

The Big Short

Because of Winn Dixie

The Naked Gun

The Imitation Game*

Teacher’s Pet*

Pulp Fiction*

Secret of NIMH

Frankenweenie

Be King Remind*

Birdman: Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

The Song of the Sea

Bolt*

I Love You, Man

Kung Fu Panda 3

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes*

The Omen

Madagascar

Sin City

Mary Poppins*

Tarzan

Elmo In Grouchland

Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix*

Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa

Anchorman 2

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Singing In The Rain*

Bee Movie

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Grown Ups

Chef*

Return to Neverland

Avatar

Toy Story

Labyrinth*

Wreck It Ralph

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Blades of Glory

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Good Will Hunting*

Looney Toons Back In Action

Big Eyes

Trumbo

Halloweentown

Frozen

The Dark Knight

Mamma Mia

Jump In!

They Live

The Game Plan

O Brother, Where Art Thou?*

X Men Origins: Wolverine

Meet the Robinsons*

Monty Python Holy Grail*

Prisoners

Nightmare on Elm Street

The Visit

Transformers

Sweeny Todd

Start Trek: Into Darkness

Batman (1966)

Bedtime Stories

George of the Jungle

Get Hard

An Extremely Goofy Movie

Age of Ultron

The Terminator

The Brave Little Toaster*

Monsters University

Ica Age

Evil Dead

Batman Begins

Jurassic World

The Neverending Story

Chicken Little

A Town Called Panic

Trolls 2

The Good Dinosaur

The Dark Knight Rises

Barnyard

Idiocracy

A Monster In Paris

Finding Dory

Shrek Forever After

The Hundred Foot Journey

Brother Bear*

Speed Racer

Hoodwinked

Shark Tale

The Lost Boys*

The Revenant

A Bug’s Life*

Rogue One

The Girl On The Train

Freaky Friday

Cars 2

Shrek the Third

Heavyweights

Sharkboy & Lavagirl

Underdog

Wes Craven’s New Nightmare

Alice In Wonderland (Tim Burton)

Nestor the Donkey

The Lorax

Twilight

Kill Bill 2

Avatar: The Last Airbender

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Prompt: Store Unknown Bar in Lower Pocket

Lower Pocket has Sight G.A.G installed.

You proceed to use the sight gag provided.

PROCESSING

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Prompt: Store Petulant child in Hammerspace

Result: Failure - Your Hammerspace is too paltry.

Prompt: Captchalogue the bar on your Sylladex.

Result: Revision requested: Did you mean your Sillydex?

You review your statistics and gear, how will you proceed?

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Prompt: Get groceries - Equipped

The groceries are heavy and you aren't even sure why you got them immediately.

But at least there was a bag in the middle of the ground.

Oh well, you probably missed out on that Sousaphone sale anyways.

What's Todd Fox's next course of action?

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Prompt Accepted: Sassy Sousaphone

Of course, you need that SASSY sousaphone.

Time to grab it before supplies run out.

Where are you heading next?

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Reader Prompt Given: Don't forget about the Sassy Sousaphone.

Never in your lifetime could you forget what that Sousaphone means to you.

Reader Prompt Given: Pick up Sassy Sousaphone.

Result: Failure - You are currently holding an unidentified bar labelled AU. This takes up one hand space.

A petulant Humanchild has been encountered!

How will you resolve this dilemma?

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Prompt: take Map, take Bar

Conflict: Hand slots full - Resolved, groceries violently unequipped.

Map identified- Store map placed in your map slot.

Taking the glistening bar, it fills you with vim!

What will you do?

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Prompt: Enter Name Success!

Todd the Toon Fox has entered The Name Brand Store.

The only store where there's a department store on every floor.

Home of the brand Name name brands you can trust and purchase.

What's on your shopping list?