#tobirama on the other hand compiled a two hundred page defense on his facepaint using historical precedent and esoteric cultural influences | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ancharan · 4 years ago

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you might be wondering why the school allows madara and hashirama to keep their hair as long as it is, but what you should be wondering is why they allow tobirama to keep wearing his dumb little warpaint stripes

#naruto #teacher au #madara told the principal that his religion forbid him to cut his hair and the principal was like ok so wheres your beard #madara forged a doctors note with a fake genetic disorder claiming he couldnt grow beards #hashirama let a single tear drip down his cheep when challenged on it and everyone felt too bad to press it #tobirama on the other hand compiled a two hundred page defense on his facepaint using historical precedent and esoteric cultural influences #no one read it but no one had really cared enough to try to make him stop in the first place

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