#toaster dreams

[tosteur-gluteal]

I dreamt that I was at a dinner with Hawkmoth and Natalie, and I was Sunny from my MLB au. They were talking about their evil plans and routines and then I said "Well in my universe I turn into Ladybug to fight against Papillon, a different one."

Then they proceeded to explode in laughter to my face like "sure kiddo"

FUCKING EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING FOOLED BY LITERAL TEENAGERS OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I swallowed a toaster and gained toaster powers which gave me the ability to make toast by putting slices of bread in my mouth.

[systarkitty]

hapy 2014 tumblr!!!!!! ^_^_^_^_^

[bread-royale]

went through and made some updated refs for the cast!

[mildmayfoxe]

i was thinking of treating myself to a lovely brunch this morning bc we have a string of rare 70+ degree days right now (for october) and i really should take advantage of the weather and the patios before they disappear but i caved to my baser instincts last night and got takeout instead. however that does mean i am currently baking two eggs on top of a garlic cheese bread covered in mashed potatoes bacon and broccoli. with the window open

[t1redr0b0t]

the brave little toaster walked so that edgar could run

[fluffnugget16]

[seud-luachmhor]

[jokersexymancompetition]

Evil Clown Contest Round Three

[tosteur-gluteal]

I just had a dream that scared the shit outta me

I remember that I was in my sister's room, all lights off, and I heard a Minecraft zombie noise. I told my dad "lol get yourself a sword there are mobs outside" and somehow it was normal to me??? Also I couldn't switch the lights on: when that happens I usually know I'm in a dream. Here I was like "huh that's weird"

I go to bed but I check my Instagram. I joined an omori au group chats with some artists. I put my phone down on the ground under my bed and tried to sleep. Then, next to my bed there's a small black humanoid silhouette like a shadow staring at me. I panic, it doesn't move, it just stares at me. Then I grab my phone and there's a person in th gc who sent a message like "why are you ignoring me?"

I look around, the silhouette is still there. I try to scream but I can't (at this point I know I'm in a dream). I try to wake up but I can't. It goes on until I'm finally awake and so I try to make a noise and yippie yay I can in fact make a noise and then my alarm scared the shit outta me

Guys I think Stranger visited me BEHDKSBS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had sourdough bread. Literally nothing else changed. Nothing weird was happening, nothing about the house layout changed, there was just a loaf of Aldi’s sourdough bread on top of the toaster oven.

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

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[daisychainsandbowties]

idrk what's going on on this blog atm, but whenever i visit i see the carousel of various changing idiosyncratic headers you have going. i love 'em. just wanted to let you know keep it up :)👍🏼

i quote people from bug bucket VC in my headers. many such profound statements have tongue-fucked the vaunted orifices of that place. 🙏🙏

[bread-royale]

FINAL REF SHEET WOOOOO

Toaster is the host!

that’s kinda it nothing special about them

[passengerpigeons]

trying to get better Abt having full breakfasts. probably could make a big batch of steel cut oats and fixings at the start and halfway thru the week and soft-boil an egg or two the night before, possibly even marinate it in that case

[welcometomybraincomics]

Frostbite: *incredulous* Why do people keep thinking I'm a Cybertronian!? I look nothing like them! How- *Yada Yada Yada, complaining continues*

Rita:

Frostbite: *more confused complaining*

Rita:

Rita: All of our language programs are set to out put Neocybex, why wouldn't they think you're Cybertronian???