#to which i muttered ‘battle of hastings’ bc i love that year | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

afantasyoffiction · 1 day ago

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reblogging because i cannot believe ‘i work in customer service specifically hospo and therefore tourists are the funniest, most infuriating, most irritatingly necessary and most entertainingly foolish ppl on the planet’

oh and also i LOVE being a tourist. great fun. i take so many pics.

but if one more person comes up to me and asks me to google the weather for them. or tells me its raining like i give a damn that your forgot a raincoat for your outdoors trip…

#miscellaneous #caitlin rambles miscellaneous #im literally just a hater #i have so many random af and delightful interactions #but i also get ppl mad at me bc apparently they can’t phone a taxi themselves so idk #shout out to that one dad who joked about being born in the 1500s when buying alcohol #then asked his kid ‘what abt 1066 what happened then’#to which i muttered ‘battle of hastings’ bc i love that year #and then he misheard me and went haha bet u don’t know #and then i told him battle of hastings #and he got all exited and asked me about 1664 which sadly i’d forgotten re great fire of london #and then he asked me what the kings name was who got shot in the eye #and then i panicked and said ‘henry’ bc england had a lot of henrys #and he went to leave and i yelled HAROLD so loud and he cheered as he walked out #yeah. best tourist interaction possible ever good job buddy ur doing great

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