#to the power au

[wandering-star-storyteller]

Kid Math To The Power! Chapter 2

(Hey kids! Today’s featured words are accelerate and antagonize.)

“When we last left off, the sinister antagonist known as Miss Power had just returned to Earth. Meanwhile, in our fair city, Wordgirl and Kid Math had yet another training session cut short because Becky Botsford had to go home for dinner. Kid Math wanted to stay and get some more practice. With Miss Power on Earth again, it looks like he’s going to need it…”

In the next town over, a small figure in blue sat on the roof of a fancy hotel watching the stars. There weren’t that many to see when you were in the big city, but he could make out several particularly bright lights. Humans hadn’t really figured out space travel yet, but it was cute to watch their planes and helicopters soaring just a little farther than the clouds. They’d even managed to launch a few artificial satellites and…

Kid Math sat up, squinting. There was a streak of brilliant blue light plummeting towards the ground at a 70 degree angle. It was too bright for a meteor(or was it a meteorite? He’d have to ask Wordgirl what the difference was later) and it definitely didn’t look like anything from Earth. Whatever it was, it had a 100% chance of crashing if nobody caught it soon.

Without a word, he leaped off the roof and put on a burst of speed(or accelerated, as his good friend would say), pushing himself until his powerful muscles started to feel sore. He had already calculated the exact spot where the object would crash. If a catastrophe was going to be prevented, he had to arrive there first.

Bracing himself for impact, he raced underneath the object and held it in place. An immense amount of force pushed against him for a moment before finally stopping. He hovered in the air for a moment to catch his breath before flying to a nearby field.

The object was a large spaceship that seemed to have lost control of the flight speed. He mentally reviewed the steps Wordgirl taught him for assessing damage. Step one, look for anyone who needed immediate help.

A walkway extended from a hatch and two passengers emerged.

The taller one floated effortlessly out of the ship. (Why bother with installing a walkway if you could fly? It didn’t sound logical to him.) A smaller creature covered with short amber fur clung to her shoulder.

Kid Math floated up to her. “There’s no need to worry! You can count on Kid Math!”

The stranger made a small motion with her only visible eye, rotating it in an upwards direction. “I don’t mean to antagonize you, but do you know you nearly punched a hole in my spaceship?”

It took Kid Math a few seconds to notice the fact that two handprint shaped dents were now embedded in the metal where he’d managed to keep it from crashing to the ground.

He looked at the ground. “You were about to crash near a densely populated area. I was trying to minimize damage. I’m sorry—”

The stranger waved a hand. “Don’t be. That was quite an acceleration! You’ve got some real spunk, kid.”

A compliment! She must not be mad at him after all. “It was a challenge, but Kid Math always finds a solution.”

The orange furry creature let out a shrill laugh. The stranger shushed him and put a gloved hand on the young Hexagonian boy’s shoulder.

”I actually came here for a very important reason.”

”What is it? Can I help with it?” Kid Math circled the duo, almost bursting from excitement. Tonight had been much more eventful than he thought. He’d even had a chance to show off his skills and save the day— er, night.

The tall lady smiled warmly. “I would certainly hope so. I’m a trainer of sorts. My job is to seek out the smartest of heroes and teach them how to go from powerful to unstoppable. Now, you— Kid Math, was it?— you’re from Hexagon, aren’t you?”

His eyes lit up and he spun in perfect 180 degree arc in the air. “Yes! Have you been to my home?”

She nodded. “I’ve heard about Hexagonian intelligence, but after tonight’s little demonstration, I think the stories may have understated your skill. There’s a lot to learn from superheroes like you. We could work together and find the best possible ways to find and train new generations of heroes. I could even show you a few strategies of my own.”

Kid Math landed next to her, accidentally spraying pebbles from the force of his landing. “You mean we could develop an algorithm to locate superheroes and then increase their odds of success? I’m in!”

She patted him on the head, making his curly hair a bit messy. “I was hoping you’d accept my offer. I’ve been looking for a new student. Now go get some rest. We can get started tomorrow at sunrise.”

A blue blur sped off, only to return 7.832 milliseconds later. There was Kid Math, looking sheepish.

His new mentor raised an eyebrow. “Back so soon?”

Kid Math scratched the back of his head. “I almost didn’t ask you something. What’s your name?”

She smiled again, showing all of her teeth.

”Call me Miss Power.”

“Oh no! What will happen tomorrow when training begins? What does Miss Power have in store for Wordgirl’s friend? Did anyone ever define the word “Antagonize”?! Tune in next time to find out! ”

[mroddmod]

some magma doodles of the youncles au by @leeseechkeens. i'm addicted to it just a little

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

the werewolf stan is amazing btw thank you

No, thank you!!! In fact, here's more just because you sent this ask (and probably the other one too, I love you)!!!!! More!!!!!!!!

They are liars <3

Part one is here!! ;P

Part three is here!! 'cause I can't control myself 😔

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[waddei]

let the tide carry you home

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[plainclothesdisaster]

Danny’s on the Suicide Squad. He’s the defacto team moral compass and ray of sunshine. He plays the role of the camp counselor that keeps everyone in line. He’s not afraid of working with even the gnarliest of baddies.

Everybody on the team wonders how he ended up locked up with the villains- he never talks about what he did to end up behind bars no matter how much they pester him. Then one day they’re out on a mission and Harley or somebody is caught and tortured. Danny snaps. It’s the opposite of brutal- he takes down everyone in the room with clinical, dispassionate efficiency.

After it’s over and the team is safe he comes back to himself and is almost sheepish. He radios Belle Reve.

“Whoops. Add another couple notches on my power dampener collar, would you Waller?”

“Can’t, it’s already at max.”

“Ah. Well. I’ll have a look at strengthening it when we’re back then.”

The team just stared at him slack jawed. Good thing he’s on their side.

[alienzil]

Nanny Danny

“That is a whole ass baby,” was the only thought running through Lex Luthor’s head when the scientist proudly showed him the tube containing Project KR. It was not remotely the sort of thing he would normally think and most definitely not what he had expected to be thinking the first time he saw the clone.

He’d been pleased when he’d read the reports indicating the success of KR after years of failures. Lex had poured millions of dollars and literally his own blood into ensuring a clone of the alien could be made, one that would be under his total control instead of the unknown aspirations of Superman.  He’d wanted to see the fruits of his labors personally but this…

It. No, not an it. He scrunched his tiny face and smacked his lips and…did he smirk? Was that HIS SMIRK on that baby’s face?! No. No. Babies this small didn’t smile or smirk. They passed gas and their sleep deprived and addled parents mistook it for an intelligent response. He’d heard enough inane conversations in the Lexcorp office about the various progeny of his employees to pick up on that but still. This child had Kryptonian DNA, not to mention his own contribution. Surely, he was far more advanced than the dribbling potato shaped lump of an infant whose pictures he’d been forced to smile and nod over when Mark from accounting had rudely shoved them in his face at the last quarterly budget meeting. Yes, that was definitely a smirk. His, that was his smirk.

“So as you can see its growth is well within expected parameters and we’re planning to start phase one of accelerating the maturation process tomorrow once the testing is do-”

“Take him out.”

“Sir? The testing can all be accomplished while it remains in the tube. There’s no need to-”

“I said, take him out. The project is cancelled.”

“What?! Mr. Luthor you can’t!”

“I think you’ll find I can. Now get me my son.”

*****

Two years later

“Call them again”

“Sir, I’ve called them seven times. They won’t answer.”

“Then call another agency!”

“There isn’t another agency, Sir”

Lex glared at his assistant who stared back at him impassively. Mercy stood by the door staring off into the distance and pretending she didn’t notice him being bested by his own secretary.

He stopped himself from shouting again and took a deep breath before asking, “Then what, exactly, do you propose I do Mrs. Anderson? Adjust my entire schedule around naptimes? Find a toddler size lab coat and safety goggles and bring my son with me to tour the new clean energy project on Thursday? Perhaps buy a tiny business suit while I’m at it for the next board meeting?”

“I’m not suggesting anything of the sort, Mr. Luthor. I’m telling you that no childcare agency in Metropolis will return my calls anymore. Most won’t even answer.  You’ve gone through 27 nannies in the last 3 months. You need someone better suited to your son’s…special needs.”

Lex snorted. “Special needs might be a bit of understatement. He can lift a car over his head and his favorite word right now is No.”

He sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Thank you for…clarifying the situation, Marjorie. If there’s nothing else, you can leave.”

His secretary didn’t move. She looked at him like she was waiting for something and now that he was paying attention, he saw she was holding a file.  “Did you have a suggestion?”

Looking pleased with herself she responded, “Actually, yes, I did.”

“Well?”

She set the file on his desk and flipped it open. He looked down at the first page and raised an eyebrow, “What am I looking at here?”

“This,” she responded pulling out the top set of papers and spreading them out, “is the employee file and background check for Daniel J. Fenton, an intern that started in our engineering department about 4 months ago. He has one sibling, two parents and several close friends he regularly meets with. His current supervisor has nothing but good things to say about him and reports he gets along well with all his coworkers.”

She set out the next set of papers, neatly arranging them on the desk to be easily seen. “These are newspaper articles and screenshots of social media posts regarding a small town vigilante locally known as Phantom. The same small town, Mr. Fenton is from coincidentally. Also coincidentally, Phantom made his first appearance only a few weeks after Mr. Fenton was involved in a minor accident in his parent’s home laboratory when he was 14, the medical records for the incident are included.”

“Hmm,” Lex said observing several photos of Phantom and a younger Fenton arranged in order of similar poses and facial expressions and printed out side by side.

“Finally,” she said handing him the last set of papers directly, “this would be a report from the lab Mr. Fenton works in from an incident that happened yesterday. A test with a new protype went wrong and started a fire. Everyone evacuated per protocol when the alarms went off but one of the other interns was working on a programming issue off to the side of the lab while wearing headphones and didn’t hear the alarm or notice the fire. Mr. Fenton noticed his absence and returned to the lab to get him out.” She stopped talking and let him look at the last several pages in the file, a series of photographs of the lab.

“Is this ice?”

“Yes, it is. It’s several inches thick and covers half of the lab. It completely put out the fire leaving minimal damage.”

“This machine was moved?”

“It was. It was very close to the flames and would have required replacement if exposed to extreme heat or cold. That particular piece of equipment also weighs several thousand pounds and was bolted to the floor.”

Lex read through everything in detail then clasped his hands under his chin and stared at the photo of Daniel Fenton for several moments before turning back to his waiting secretary.

“Have HR send Mr. Fenton up. I’d like to offer him a promotion.”

[shepscapades]

Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

[stealingpotatoes]

the great thing about star wars fix-it aus is no matter how you fix it, everyone is still gonna need SO much therapy

(commission info // tip jar!)

[aveloka-draws]

Thinking Aym wanted to fight the Lamb's adopted kid seeing him as a guardian just like him and Baal were to Narinder. He's just a lil kid tho so he tried to teach him combat hoping to fight him properly when he grows up but uh oh got attached in the process.

Congrats you got little spider sibling✨

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

AU where the Axolotl sends Bill to the mystery shack for rehabilitation after spending some time in the Theraprism

(OG AU is by waty_mot on Twitter)

[tartarusknight]

Steve Harrington who doesn't die. No matter what, he'll wake up afterwards. He learned it young when he survived a car crash that killed his mom. And he struggles after her death, not knowing why he survived when she didn't. As he grows up, he can't relax and parties to try and be full of something lighter. But he drinks too much at one party and he doesn't have a good friend to rely on.

As time goes on, Steve dies by Billy and by the Russians. He doesn't really understand but he begins to accept it. But he also becomes more careless. Which is how Eddie finds him.

Eddie had been able to see ghosts since he almost died from his dad. The first ghost he ever sees is his mom and she passes on after getting to hug him goodbye one last time. After that Eddie sees the few elderly people who died at the end of their lives. And the people who died too early. He got stuck as the freak for all the times he's accidentally talked to someone who wasn't there.

He had talked with Benny who was worried about that young girl. Barb who was so mad about being left behind by her friend. But he hadn't seen Will Byers and it made sense when he was found eventually. But he did hear some things from the agents stuck at the middle school who looked torn apart. Eddie learned of the Upside Down earlier but promised Wayne he'd stay out of it.

Until he saw Steve sitting on the edge of the pool, looking at his body floating in the water. There was some blood swirling in the water and it made Eddie sick. But Steve just stared blankly at his own body before sighing and standing. He froze when Eddie locked eyes with him. He glanced at the pool than Eddie. "Hmm," he gave him a small smile and moved past him.

"Wait!" Eddie called afterwards and Steve paused, "aren't you, like, I don't know needing something? Most ghosts-"

"Oh," Steve chuckled, "this won't last much longer." He stated and walked away but before he even reached the door back into the party he blinked away. Eddie let out a scream when Steve's body spasmed and his head flung up out of the water. There was still blood on the side of his face but he was alive. Steve groaned as he pulled himself out of the pool. "See," his came out hoarse and Eddie was just so confused.

[kyri45]

The great Wukong stepping down from an argument and aggreing with someone else? (Oh What has this kid done to them)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

TRAINING/BONDING MONTAGE BEGINS HERE!

The soundtrack for this and the following part is THIS song (find also under the cut) specifically, from 0:00 to 0:43 !

[arttsuka]

Perhaps Bill Cipher annoying Stanley or another member of the Pines family. (Or if you feel up to multiple, everyone e within the Pines family. Only if you want to though)

Have you ever seen that one handyman Bill au