#to stay calm

[furioussheepluminary]

He doesn't even have to be a military man... please even a pilot it's fine I just...🥺 I need him. I promise I'll take good care of him. Buy all the kiwis in the world- I just 😭 I'll fly you to the next war base love, I'll stand by you in the field just- he's killing me I swear I'll make you coffee before your flight in the morning, I'll give you soothing massages when you come back please I would kiss away all your aches and pains I would joyfully listen to rant on and on about the annoying hostesses that keeps hitting on you during work when they know your taken or the timid and fearful new recruits at base that can't even hold a gun. 🥺 just fucking be mine!

I can't help that the only access I have to you is online and through delusion....fuck I love you hyunjin

[eggdrawsthings]

"I've accepted my darkness What have you done with yours?"

[plesiosaurys]

getting emotional over footage of an amateur scuba diver interacting with a coelacanth. they are hunted by large deepwater predators, and here comes a large creature bearing the brightest lights it's ever seen, making strange noises, but it does not shy away. it hovers, calmly, as the diver reaches out and trails a hand down its back. im strongly against the anthropomorphizing of real life animals but the stupid emotional part of me loudly insists this is because it recognizes us, the alternating movements of its four paired limbs matching the diver's four paired limbs, & it is thinking, "hello, cousins, we missed you these 66 million years, it's so good to see you again. welcome back, welcome home."

[bixels]

Hot to the Touch

(Sunset x Thea)

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

[uwhe-arts]

. . . | uwhe-arts

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning!!! Patience right now is courage!!!

[gaysforbyler]

They’re gonna put a milkvan kiss in the trailer to make us panic, I can feel it in my bones

[pixlokita]

May we have some headcanons on you Weretrap Oswald please?

He collects batteries, spare arcade game parts and other trinkets that might be useful. He’s mostly looking for them during nightmare hallucination episodes ⚙️🪛✨

[ordinariumsresources]

She was 19 years old.

[bylerpining]

me when im watching s5 and someone utters the word "painting" for the first time

[sailorsally]

ok i got a mubi account yesterday bc they have a $1 for 3 months deal atm so I was looking up films to watch just now & oc I had to check if they had anything of Misha's on there which leads us to my question...

WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPERNATURAL: THE MOVIE (2024)??????????????????

[notchainedtotrauma]

Maybe I should stop typing about it at this point but the reason they came for her is that they came for easier targets before everybody's collective silence since 20 FUCKING 12. Black bloggers documenting Ferguson. Black trans women. Black bloggers being branded "Russian bots" and completely disappeared. The adoption of SESTA-FOSTA and the complete slashing of every sex worker's blog and livehood. With porn blogs prospering with stolen content. When all of those users spoke their reality, there was a deep and yawning silence. So please...

[zambomarti]

This went too unnoticed:

"It is so hard for him to stand back, to see you struggle. It is so hard for us all."

US???? Are they referring to the merpeople and all the creatures of the sea??????

"Poseidon's people seeing Percy as one of their own" headcanon confirmed in the show and should I stay calm?!

[youwerethedefeated]

So apparently this happened (take it with a grain of salt tho, no official announcement just yet)

[pallanophblargh]

Apologies, I’m justifiably livid and will be for… who knows how long.

Before I can find a way to put that to good use, here’s an equally angry sketch.

Rage against the dying of the light.