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I love how Astarion’s dialogue on your first long rest changes depending on if you talk to him first, second, (third?), or last.
If you talk to him after already speaking with everyone else he literally says “do you mind? I’m brooding” HE IS SULKING!!! He wants you to pay attention to him and if you don’t he literally pouts
love of my life behaviour
#I got thirsty at the end there I apologise#to nobody’s surprise#I have started a new game#I HAD TO GET THE FACE RIGHT#also third is in brackets with a question mark because I only have Gale Shadowheart and Astarion#so I don’t know if there’s a difference between the dialogues for talking to him second or third#or even fourth if you go that long without a long rest#I long rest WAY TOO OFTEN#for ROLEPLAYING PURPOSES#I swear#not because I want Astarion to bite me as soon as possible#definitely not#HAH#anyway#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#gale dekarios#shadowheart
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After reading the zombie au ask I’m so concerned for yul now. I don’t plan to romance them but I’ll definitely try to have a good friendship with them
it’ll be okay even if you don’t! their codependency on the mc isn’t healthy after all (^-^)
#anon#ro: yul#to nobody’s surprise#figuring out yul was a challenge#they’re a bundle of contradictions djjdjf
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The Mount Washington Transit Tunnel in Pittsburgh PA is currently the only tunnel in the US that serves both bus and rail traffic! This has only been the case since 2019 when the Downtown Seattle Transit Tunnel stopped serving buses
#ask#these are all transit themed because that's what i was thinking about today#to nobody’s surprise#trainposting
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So anyway, Waterparks fucking killed it. Fucking killed ME. I am deceased.
#I’m still in love with Awsten#to nobody’s surprise#but I recorded what I could of#lucky people#and sent that to my girlfriend
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#soapbox#personally i look enough like my sister that nobody is surprised to hear that we're related#but we don't look identical or anything
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this is all i got.. *sniffles*
#finally sharing some meshi doodles. all gayshit. nobody is surprised#artz#dungeon meshi#labru#farcille
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It's Ryutaro Naruhodou's arrival and departure today~
A Technical Happy Birthday to the gallant rural boy 💜
#dgs#tgaa#ace attorney#susato mikotoba#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#ryutaro naruhodo#surprised to see nobody celebrate his birthday#since he's one of those characters who does technically have an official bday aklfjasg#both was born and died today- that's so metal tho
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The Penguin (2024) I 1.01 After Hours
#the penguin#colin farrell#byaurore#usersugar#tuserrachel#userallisyn#tuserpris#nessa007#dcedit#thepenguinedit#userelio#usereena#userpayel#usersavana#usersaoirse#userines#useranimusvox#useriselin#userzo#userzaynab#jokerous#userzil#usermorgan#userquel#userreh#userrlaura#userkam#stop this is so funny dejbneazjncjez#once again nobody cares but i was expecting nothing and i was really surprised!!!!#victor is literally the meme girl who's gonna be okay :')
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SO excited for this year. Cannot WAIT
#Art Fight#Art Fight 2023#Artfight#Artfight 2023#Shima speaks#I tried checking the site for the theme reveal and TO NOBODY'S SURPRISE#IT'S DOWN. LMAO#I did find out the teams tho ��#So yeah uh GO TEAM VAMP 🎉
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Which one do you want it to be, Wade?
#it's both wade#logan means both#nobody around them is surprised at their antics anymore#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#laura kinney#poolverine#deadclaws#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#dafne keen#mischievous thunder
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Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑
PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3
#SURPRISE SURPRISE….. the part three nobody asked for! happy holidays and happy saltburn on prime soon#text post meme#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#farleigh start#elspeth catton#archie madekwe#jacob elordi#film#barry keoghan#rosamund pike#shitpost#really need it to come out on prime already cause I’m running out of screencaps lmao
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my worst quality is that in 4th grade I was really extremely super into Warrior Cats, as in i was one of those kids roleplaying warrior cats on the playground during recess. and i thought it would be really funny to train myself to hiss at people as a startle reflect. unfortunately i did that to myself during some core developmental years and now it's locked into my brain as an actual startle reflex and now, over a decade later, i still hiss at people when being startled. this stays between you, me, my 4k followers, and the internet at large. nobody is allowed to tell my 4th grade best friend that i did this to myself or she'll make fun of me
#mads posts#i was also autistic (pause for the gasps of surprise because this is surprising) so i didn't know how like. body language worked#and i was again obsessed with warrior cats during my developmental years#on an unrelated note i can wiggle my ears#and on a completely unrelated nother note i emote with my ears as part of Big Emotions#which is. objectively insane because it is not part of the human repertoire of facial expressions so nobody knows what to do about it#anyways
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I’ll cause you to accidentally make a typo on a post where you mention bad writing causing people to accuse you of being 13
#surprising nobody I do not proofread my funny internet threats#also if I were 13 we’d have a major problem because I’ve had this blog for like 6 years#FUCK IT HAPPENED TO THIS POST#TYPO GOT AUTOCORRECTED
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Reading flatland and obviously Bill’s home dimension and flatland aren’t exactly the same, but like. Since we don’t know which parts are different I’m just thinking. This is really unorganized and all over the place and probably doesn’t make any sense but
In flatland, it takes a LOT of planning for an equilateral triangle to be born. I’m talking like generations of interbreeding and methods for the fathering isosceles to get as close to equilateral as possible. It’s a huge deal. When an equilateral is created, it’s celebrated by pretty much everyone (for a miriad of different reasons but I won’t get into that). And being “irregular” in any respect is one of the worst things you can be. If you don’t “fix” your irregularity enough, you’re executed.
So imagine Bill’s family working their triangular asses off to have an equilateral kid, to give him a better life, and when they finally do it, he’s got that eye. From what we’ve seen of his parents, they seem to have taken care of him as best they could, but again, it’s been a whole ordeal just to have him, involving the whole community and family, and he came out wrong.
I imagine that’s probably why his parents took him to see the doctor and drink the “juice” that messed with his vision. They thought they were doing what was best for him. They didn’t blame him for his eye, didn’t hate him for it, but they felt the need to fix him, either to please their families or even just bring him to their own standards. The idea of irregularity being wrong is seen as natural and obvious, so they wouldn’t find an issue with trying to change him.
Another thing about flatland is that the mention of any third dimension or any idea close to that is pretty much criminal. (Spoilers i guess) The narrator of the story, a square who saw the third dimension for himself, is eventually locked away for talking about it.
So Bill was supposed to be a sort of miracle baby, I guess is the best way to put it. And when he came out just slightly but irreparably wrong, it was devastating. And then he starts spouting about 3D and the stars and he just wants people to understand, to see that it’s not dangerous, that it’s beautiful. But his parents don’t want him to get imprisoned or worse, so they try to keep him quiet. They give him his juice and his silly straws and wave away any ideas about the third dimension.
Bill was born a disappointment, one of the lowest life forms imaginable, and the only way he was gonna get anywhere in life was by losing his stars forever. He was told that the thing right in front of him wasn’t real, that he should stop talking about it, that he could get in trouble. So he had to show everyone that he was right. He would be a hero! He would be the kid who finally discovered where the light came from, something no scientist had ever gotten close to figuring out!
But in the end his parents were right. It was too dangerous. God bill tragic backstory is so ougrhhhhj grabs alex hirsch by the shoulders and shakes him
#another rant post which surprises nobody#tbob#the book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls#baby bill cipher#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#the book of bill spoilers#sort of??#la la la la la#flatland#I guess#evil triangle you’re doing things to me
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i will marry at thy will, sir, at thy will
#slay the princess#the mechanisms#stp the thorn#vgedit#chi's adventures in gifsets#finally got around to making this one it's been living in my head since december askdfkd#kinda surprised nobody else has put these 2 together tbh? i feel like the venn diagram of these fandoms has to be pretty close to a circle#i wish i could've gotten more of the actual animations but hiding the subtitles pauses them....grrr#shut UP smitten i'm TRYING to make a GIFSET!!!!!#anyway. *leaves this & runs*
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i keep thinking about hobbies and how i often spill over myself to pick up new ones. i have adhd, i end up trying something for like a month and then just getting far enough in it that i move on, satisfied.
and that should be fine; but it's never fine.
i am a pretty decent artist; but i can't just make art for my dnd campaign, i should be selling dnd maps and character designs and scene setting pieces. i can't just make my friends matching earrings, i need to get an etsy and ship them internationally and take bulk orders. i make pretty good props and decorations and use them to throw my friends parties - but i should be running a party planning business and start taking paying clients and networking and putting my skills to actual use.
for some reason, i never figured out the specifics of pottery. it was a fun class and i enjoyed myself - and still, i'm embarrassed, years later, that i put in all that useless effort. everything i make has to be stunning. stellar. i should have applied myself more. maybe i'm too lazy. maybe i'm broken and selfish and needy. actually creative people would have kept going; they would be bettering themselves at every possible opportunity.
we find ourselves in this trap, even accidentally: we need to commodify our time, because it is a commodity. if we spend our efforts and our time not earning, isn't that the same thing as burning free money? and god forbid you ever take up a hobby that ends up being more expensive than you thought. you sit in your car and you look at the receipt and in your head you hear a conversation that isn't even happening - your mom or your friend or your partner all saying oh great. not this shit again. it's always something with you, and it never actually means anything.
i have realized this horrible thing, recently - i'll get excited to start a project, pick up a new hobby. and then i just... stop myself. i start thinking about the amount of time it will take, and how it'll look in my monthly budget. what if i can't even produce a good enough final product. sure, it's exciting to think about how i could make my friend her own custom dice. but i'm just polluting the earth if i don't get it right. better not bother. better not try.
restless, i get caught in the negative space. the feeling that oh god, i want to create. and that horrible sense - yeah, but i don't have the time to just put to waste.
#hobbies#writeblr#what stage of weirdness to write about hobbies on my hobby writing blog#although i know OBJECTIVELY i am a creative person#i often forget to label myself that bc i don't feel im an ARTISTIC person bc i don't do anything like that professionally#writing doesn't even feel like a hobby i think that surprises nobody for me to be like#it would be easier for me to stop . like. breathing.#which feels cheesy and trite but listen im running late for a meeting and all i really want to say is like#i couldn't even consider writing my hobby bc it makes my skin crawl bc it makes it sound like it's not important to me#bc we really devalue hobbies. like entirely.#it HAS to be a job. it must#also idk if this is clear but i personally get stuck in this space where i CANT create bc i am putting so much pressure on myself#to make it RIGHT#and im like ... idk i only have an hour#so probably shouldnt get involved in this thing
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