#to his fuckboy ways

[sophsun1]

i've started watching 911 and is this abby/buck thing gonna go on forever im bored pls make it stop

[thefriendnobodylikes]

[melonisopod]

“The moral of Shrek is that a woman would rather marry a hideous ogre than a short man,” actually the moral is that men will literally call for a woman’s execution as soon as she’s not thin and pretty. Did you miss the part where Fiona turns into an ogre and suddenly Lord Fuckwad is like “What is that THING? It’s hideous! Guards, kill it!” like he knew that was still Fiona right? Fiona was willing to work it out and get to know Fuckhead even though she wasn’t crazy about dating a short guy but Lord Fuckboy went right to kill mode when she wasn’t everything he wanted.

[ghost-proofbaby]

so who’s gonna write a quiet place au with eddie

[starcrossedjedis]

Sakari Nurmi & Sofia Karppi - Deadwind 03x08 “Rauniot”

Karppi and Nurmi and the nordic noir equivalent of a happy ending

[hydrachea]

Everybody say thank you Takasugi for always threatening the game's rating with your very presence!

[foursaints]

Regulus potter with a lisp…..

yeah i could see this. it’s sort of a niche headcanon but james potter is always the speech impediment haver to me!! i see my james as having grown up with a pretty severe stutter that he goes to, like, wizard speech therapy for. it lessens with time but never really fully goes away… he practices a lot and by 6th year it's difficult to notice but it’s still there on certain syllables !

[tomurakii]

Dude I know I'm deep into my Gale obsession when seeing people's dumbshit takes actually makes me angry. Someone on instagram called him easy and a gold digger??? How do you live with yourself.

[grumpyghostdoodles]

Im printing that notification and putting it in my wall as a badge of honour

[shadowqueenjude]

@halfbutneverwhole shared me a video of Frank Sinatra and THIS. THIS IS AZRIEL SINGING.

AND THIS ONE IS GWYN:

[dodoneck]

Please someone write a Jungkook fic with this. I am pleading.

[rootsmachine]

girl i went to high school with does stand up now about how Funny and Uncomfortable and Awkward it is when queer girls assume she's queer too because of her haircut but haha the joke is she's Straight and i have NEVER wanted to send anonymous hate to someone more

[seaweedstarshine]

Haters call eleven straight Doctor because he’s attracted to older women, when his type is clearly just morally questionable people who look middle-aged (he calls Churchill “dear,” don’t forget. he never calls Amy or Clara that. Churchill is in the same category as River and the TARDIS).

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 1-13

[the-casbah-way]

tugoffelees is so much better when it's unrequited and i will die on this hill

[inkykeiji]

IK he probably isn't your type but there's something about Adam... 🤭 

okay u are right that he isn’t reaaaally my type, BUT!!! i love adam i found him so hilarious (because i feel like we all know or have an adam in our life) and i do unfortunately have a thing for (fictional) toxic jackasses so!!! i kinda get where ur coming from. i’m really hoping adam is in hell now—like resurrected in hell the way pentious was in heaven—i’d love to see his redesign + i’d love to see how he fairs in hell >:) i might fall for him pretty hard if this ends up happening

i also saw this piece of fan art and almost choked on my tongue soooo,,,, adam has potential, i think,,, (also this one too omg??? adam?????)