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[jeonwonwoo]

GILMORE GIRLS — 4.17: Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist

[omgkalyppso]

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[audikatia]

Gilmore Girls | 3.05 // Étoile | 1.05

ASP-ism: showing affection through acts of kindness in ridiculous, sitcom-y situations

[deadpoets]

RORY GILMORE 1.04 | The Deer Hunters

[mazzystar24]

Anyone who thinks anyone but Joe should be endgame didn’t read the chronicles that foretold (watch Gilmore girls enough) in this essay I will…

For realsies as someone who rewatched Gilmore girls a probably unhealthy amount it’s insane to me

Cos 1. The writers basically said it right from the get go of the show it’s Gilmore girls but darker and with murder right?

2. youll notice a lot of direct parallels to not only certain lines and conversations but how they build love interests of both ginny and Georgia and you can see where the inspo comes in:

Marcus is Jess incarnate (with direct parallels but Jess superiority tbh I’m just biased)

Paul seemingly a mix of max medina (resident nice guy, engaged during a weird proposal argument, very much from the rich life) and Jason and a dash of Chris

Zion is like almost directly Christopher (more so this season cos this season he annoyed me🙄🤚)

Which brings me to Joe- the Luke of the bunch and no not just cos of the blue farm of it all but it’s the slow burn it’s the dude that watched her go into those relationships and silently wanted her the whole time, it’s her being jealous of Cynthia like lorelai was jealous of everyone luke got involved with while refusing to acknowledge her feelings it’s direct lines and dynamic that parallel Luke and lorelai so OF COURSE ITS JOE??

[caslutz]

Jamie: I think I'm dating Roy.

Keeley: What?

Jamie: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Keeley: But how? When?

Jamie: Well, we spent the entirety of Ted and Trent’s wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Keeley: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Jamie: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Roy can waltz.

Keeley: Roy can waltz?

Jamie: Roy can waltz. 😏

Keeley: …Look how you just said 'Roy can waltz.’

Jamie: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Roy can waltz.

Keeley: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.’

[beachybirb]

I made the mistake of rewatching one episode of Gilmore Girls last week and now all I can think about is fall

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

being a rory/paris shipper makes the whole gilmore girls experience so much more enjoyable 💞💞💞

[freckleslikestars]

Everything in my life has to do with coffee. I believe in a former life, I was coffee.

Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore | GILMORE GIRLS (2000-2016)

[inspo: ★☆★]

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[spooky-pop]

Rewatching Gilmore Girls and tbh I want Poppy and Ivy to have a mother/daughter dynamic like Rory and Lorelai....fr

[fbfh]

i need to sit on tristin dugray's pretty face

😛

One thing about tristin is that you are the only person who can melt away that smug ass cocky panty melting incessant flirting side of him. He still flirts with you, obviously, but no one else draws out that vulnerable, raw, completely unmasked side of him. It's scary, and it's scarier that he wants you to. But the scariest part is that he feels so goddamn good around you he doesn't even notice that fear. He just wants more of it, more of you.

Another thing about Tristin is that this motherfucker LOVES showing off. It's good for his ego, good for your pussy, so who's complaining? I will say he has a tendency to get borderline exhibitionist at times, but in the whole “anyone can look, but only I get to touch” way. Like that clip of Brian Griffin loading the evidence of the nativity scene he wrecked into his car, “I wish someone was here to try and take this from me, I'd be all like grrrr no way you! This is mine!” but yeah. He does like pushing it just a little at times, just to brag and see you blush. He's not above answering your door with a throw pillow or large stuffed animal (very large. Very very large.) Covering his junk, otherwise fully nude while you lay flushed and fucked out tangled in the sheets behind him. He'd suck in a little breath through his teeth and tilt his head and lean on the doorway giving your friend or god forbid some guy that's been crushing on you a very obvious look. 

“Yeah, she's a little tied up right now…” with a glance back at you and this fond little smirk. He looks back at the person and drops a wink and a little comment about now if you'll excuse me I gotta go take care of my girl. Again. Before shutting the door. 

And face sitting???? OH. babes I fear you ate with this one. Pun intended. If it’s his idea and he’s the one to bring it up he’ll act all coy like he has to talk you into it, even though you both know you’re gushing like a faucet at the thought. He’ll tease you and pull all those flirty little moves, the ones that make your head spin and your panties all sticky and before you know it you’re straddling his face, looking down at him all nervous and he looks like he could cum on the spot. You haven’t even done anything yet and he looks like he’s already about to bust the FATTEST nut of his life. His hands are all over you, groping your ass and thighs, digging into the soft meat of your hips. He’s holding you up above his face as he teases you, biting and kissing your thighs, leaving little hickeys and bite marks and trails with his tongue. It’s fucking killing him to do this, to go so agonizingly slowly, to not just bury his mouth in your cunt while you ride him, hump his face like a pillow. It’s almost physically painful for him at this point, dick aching and swollen, leaking all over his stomach. But he’s going to keep teasing you because he just fucking loves what it does to you. He doesn’t care if it kills him, if he’s the first person to die from blue balls, as long as he can die hearing you whine and drip all over him like this.

Also I regret to inform you that he absolutely is the type to mock your moans. When he’s fucking you there are so many times when you bring out that raw side of him and the teasing is replaced with something much more vulnerable and needy and desperate, like he’s peeling back his skin to show you his heart, hammering and calling out your name in his chest with each pump of blood through his veins. But when he’s not so outrageously lost in the sauce that he CAN tease you… he will. Like right now, when he’s holding you above his face, biting and sucking up toward the puffy swollen lips of your pussy while you squirm and writhe above him. You finally get desperate, and he just laughs. His teeth stay sunken into the meat of your inner thigh, that little soft spot right before it dips into your pussy, and you can feel the vibrations through your body. He keeps groping you, looking up at you with a lazy smirk that turns into pout of faux sympathy. He scrunches up his face like you do when you’re about to cum and says in a (frankly terrible) impression of you and your moans and your whining protests

“ahh ahhhh, Tristin, stop teasing Tristin…” 

He laughs again. 

“Fuck, and here I thought I was the one corrupting you,” he lets out a chastising little tsk. “You know, you’re a real pervert, Mary…”

And of course before you can try to respond, he’s pulling you down. His lips touch yours and he stops, looking up to take in your face that turns into another frustrated pout. He laughs again, softer this time, then pulls you down. All the way down. He holds your hips and thighs, refusing to let you try and squirm away from him. All that teasing was for a good cause, since the moment your clit hits his nose, you’re cumming. 

And you feel that motherfucker laugh again. 

He gives your cunt one more hungry, lingering kiss before lifting you up just enough to speak. “Woah, easy girl… you’d better pace yourself there, Mary.” Another kiss. “We’re in for a looong night…”

[doverstar]

the thing I keep having to remind myself when writing for Jess Mariano is that while he is an angry little cuss, he also shows genuine interest in other people when he feels comfortable enough to like/care about them

[deadpoets]

GILMORE GIRLS 1.06 | Rory's Birthday Parties

[conanssummerchild]

everything lorelai says in teach me tonight makes me mad, but i'd say the worst thing in my opinion is "why did you do this? -- why did you bring him here?" first of all, blaming LUKE for all this is crazy. but even more importantly, she acts like luke is the one who wanted jess to come to stars hollow, she knows that liz sent him here, she and luke had a whole ass conversation about it right before jess arrived. it just feels kind of cruel, like, okay, she hates jess, fine, she doesn't have to like him, but wow she really just does not give a shit what happens to him at all. not even basic compassion. for all she cares liz can just kick him out onto the street, right? as long as it's not her problem

[anxiouspotatorants]

Actually you know what I need to rant about this: while literati is technically a good girl x bad boy dynamic it is written so incredibly well and avoids so many pitfalls and stereotypes that it makes a good girl x bad boy hater like myself (I’m only half joking — I don’t think any trope is inherently good or bad but I tend to dislike most pairings with this dynamic) fall head over heels for their story and relationship.

So much of what makes the two of them work is the contrast between how others perceive them and how they truly are. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of people who understand who Rory is as a person (Lorelai, Lane, Paris, Richard and Emily to a certain degree for starters), but she's constantly met with the expectation that she just does good and is supposed to make everyone proud 24/7. Stars Hollow as a group especially are big on this, as seen f. ex. through how Taylor takes Rory's one comment about an inappropriate DVD and twists the whole thing into a censorship crusade and makes Rory its poster-child even though she wants nothing to do with it and tells him so repeatedly. But instead of hearing Rory disagree with him (like he would Lorelai and Luke) he assumes that she actually agrees with him - and why shouldn't she when she's the perfect sunshine paragon of good who would never disagree with her elders? Also her grandparents treat her as incredibly fragile and childlike, like she must be too innocent to ever do anything wrong and so whenever she does something it has to be somebody else's fault (usually Lorelai, but occasionally Jess or whoever else was present). Time and time again Rory is treated like something innocent and naive and weak — but not by Jess. He sees her as a person.

And it obviously goes the other way too. Jess is treated like shit by pretty much everyone else. Either people hate him unprovoked or very much provoked (he did do a lot of pranks in his first few weeks and while I'm a Dean-hater I'm not blind to how much Jess picked fights with him), or they’ve simply given up on him. He tells Rory himself that every authority figure he had back in New York gave up on him too, from teachers to principals to his very own mother. But Rory doesn’t treat him like a lost cause, she treats him like the smart, brilliant and asshole-ish teen that he is. By having faith in him she also often holds him more accountable than others. Where f. ex. Lorelai or the other adults just roll their eyes, Rory physically drags Jess into doing his shifts at the diner. While others write him off, Rory chews Jess’ ear out for not helping Luke more and for willfully making enemies out of the Stars Hollow adults.

They don't put each other on pedestals or below each other. Jess doesn’t try to make a sinner out of Rory and she doesn’t try to make a saint out of him. There’s genuine respect between them. They expect each other to have integrity and treat others with kindness and honesty, and the rest is good old chemistry and common interests.

I particularly love how in so many of their scenes (especially pre-relationship) when they spend time alone they just get to be these goofy nerdy kids. They argue about controversial authors and dig through records shops and eat hot dogs and make fun of each other and try to make each other laugh. It’s not just sexual chemistry as it too often is in a dynamic like this (and often uncomfortably sexual when writing teenagers - looking at you Gossip Girl), and not just well written intellectual chemistry — they have platonic chemistry too. A hell of a lot of it actually.

While I don’t think ASP wrote them through a purely deconstructionist lens on the good girl x bad boy dynamic (if she did plan on writing the dynamic at all), there is something to be said about how where many around them treat them like stereotypes they treat each other like people. To so many people, Rory is a perfect small town princess, a little miss sunshine with booksmarts for days but too delicate and sweet for anything with grit and weight. To a lot of the same people and many more Jess is a pathetic brutish and maniacal lost cause, hell personified in a chainsmoking leather-wearing teenager. But to each other they are actual human beings. Kind and mean and flirtatious and scared and reckless and smart. Rory really thinks that with the right motivation and mindset Jess can be the kind who does (and at the end wrote) incredible things. Jess really believes that with a little more practice and support to step out of her comfort zone she can be the amazing journalist she wishes to be.

They don’t have this stupid «we’re so bad for each other but we can’t stay away» thing that too many trope users rely on and don’t even justify in the plot. Everyone else might think they’re not fit for each other, but they knew they were each other’s person from the very first day.

[jessmalia]

Mal's Gilmore Girls rewatch: The Bracebridge Dinner 2.10