#to get in steve's pants that is

[arathejedi394]

yes it's almost 4am yes the only thing I've eaten since like 6pm yesterday (technically the day before yesterday) is yogurt and granola with pumpkin pie spices and sugar no I didn't finish the bowl.

what i did do is post chapter 10 to my patreon, as well as this snippet that's available to the public.

[leporinelou]

# hint: don’t lie to a guy about the whereabouts of his kid stepsister

[eddiesnipple]

Steve definitely cums in his pants the first time he sucks Eddie off and Eddie thinks that the hottest thing he's ever seen.

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

mtf omega stevie where everyone's like why bother transitioning you've already got the vagina and the uterus and everything. but stevies like listen. it's the principle of the thing. also sue me for wanting big naturals

meanwhile alpha eddie's losing his mind bc estrogen makes stevie smell so much sweeter, like honey and caramel, and he's trying not to be a total knothead about it but the 'big naturals' are. ho boy. they're there alright. and stevie already had 'childbearing hips' according to her mother, but the fat redistribution has basically turned her into some kind of fertility goddess, and eddie is so ready to get started on those six nuggets

[steddieas-shegoes]

Modern Steve Harrington has a Lulu Lemon obsession against everyone’s (including his own) better judgment

But Eddie certainly doesn’t complain because he buys everything

Everything? Everything.

Including those stupid little tennis skirts:

And those stupid leggings that don’t hide anything:

[haveihitanerve]

Hi, hello hi sorry good day hi 😊

I see a bunch of people discussing the avengers switching costumes for a day or smth, and that is all lovely, but i would like to put out there that either Tony or Thor have to wear the Black Widow suit. 

That is all, thank you. 

[the-lark-ascending69]

I don't want to see Robin being a good queer mentor to Will. I want her to be so broken inside that all the advice she gives is 1) clearly her projecting 2) sardonically pesimistic and 3) simply bad, terrible advice. I want to see her rambling about her own traumas and end by telling Will the world sucks, that everyone hates you, there's no happy endings and the best thing you can do is crawl into a hole in the earth and cry.

Will feels slightly intimidating watching this weird girl have a mental breakdown in front of him, so he just says "I think I'm gonna go ask Steve"

[lostinhyperfixations]

I’ve had this clip of this Uncharted 2 mocap BTS in my head for WEEKS, I just had to share it.

Steve Valentine, the man that you are. 😩 The way he totally cuts Nolan off and excitedly goes up and down like that, I— 😭 He’s just like me, for real for real. 😭💕

Literally though, not a day goes by where I don’t have Steve going “Jump down like this! Then come back up! And then go like this!” in my head. (That’s basically me at work when I’m shelving. Very very relatable except more like for an hour or two.)

[jonathanbyersphd]

I'm still so upset that the first time they licensed a Talking Heads song it has nothing to do with Jonathan. Like why would they do that to me?

[crawlingforwardx]

Alice grins at him, trying her damnedest to keep from picturing him in a leather jacket at this very moment. “I have all kinds of things in my closet,” she tells him. “I’m sure I can make it happen.”

If Alice had pants tight enough to resemble Sandy's at the end of Grease then he had never seen them. Or just hadn't been paying attention before. "Want to help me find a leather jacket then? We really need to shine at that party and I think you have a better eye for those kind of details."

[leporinelou]

i just think there’s something incredibly real and true about a steve who just puts it away whenever he eats, like he’ll order the biggest burger on the menu and say he’s stuffed only to then get dessert too because ‘cmon baby, it’s dessert! and just somehow never put the weight on until his mid to late twenties when he starts to notice a tum when he wears certain shirts, love handles when he puts his pyjama pants on and his jeans feel a little tighter and he starts getting self conscious about it and is all i need to start hitting the gym, jeez, when did this happen, looking in the mirror, turning this way and that, pulling his shirt tight. meanwhile billy’s just salivating in the background ‘cause he’s so into it it’s crazy ..

[loveshotzz]

Bouncer Steve can tie cherry stems with his tongue and when he’s flirting girls at the door, he knows all the star signs and their traits, gives em a little wink as they head inside

fuck! okay, this is hot and is def gonna need to be a real thing in Steve’s night. anon, your brain. LET ME SMOOCH IT.

[florallylly]

so CLEARLY the stobin big brother au brain rot had to come out some time and tbh this is going to be so scatterbrained bear with me

based off of my favorite season ... bb4 with jun song like well yes....like yeah i LOVE this season but also like. i have to think about this because i want to open up the possibility of there being a pre-established stobin relationship.

like OKAY clicking from the first day creating a final 2 alliance immediately ... i see it. initially enemies becoming begrudging allies using a final 2 alliance to keep each other loyal becoming genuine friends who honor that final 2 alliance despite knowing it wouldn't help their game. LIKE.... i am Sick to my Stomach. BUT some type of x-factor WOW.

if they go in as exes, i think i could only see them purposely bamboozling producers into thinking they would never work together when they have a shared google drive of strategies for their game or like fuckin... idk i don't strategize u tell me

OKAY BUT maybe a home town high school reunion type theme, where they make sure to include duos that would have been in the same high school at the same time blah blah. so there are two steves that could possibly have applied for big brother.

one steve was encouraged by His Boys (and carol) to try out bc he's athletic AND good at the social game. king steve is in it to win it, but as time goes on, steve harrington's bleeding heart prevents him from being as ruthless as he planned to be.

stobin seeing each other ep 1 and just the most evil glares toward each other, but actually they're nonverbally setting a meeting to discuss their alliance. they don't know it but it's their strongest, longest lasting alliance and the one they are ultimately the most loyal to. thinking jun and jee picking fights to throw people off their scent.... robin and her you suck/you rule board like. YEAH.

i think that in this scenario, steve is more jee in using his physicality to prove his worth to the team and winning comps. and robin is more jun in that she (unfortunately) is not the most liked in the house bc she has smth of a "floater" strat. WHICH not a coasting strat. a floater strat. okay. she is instigating and she is lying and she is scheming.

however also steve being jun with the kitchen strat like YEAH like yes. using cooking as an excuse to stay in the most central part of the house and eavesdrop like well yes. have a neutral reason to always be present for drama and make people not want to eliminate you bc if they do, they lose ur cooking too.

i think that like robin would win in this season, but only because steve didn't make it to the final 2. both of them knew that steve would have jury. like he just played the social game so well that even people he beat and blindsided wanted him to win. like he proved to be loyal while still pushing his game and he was on good terms with everyone in the house. steve threw the last hoh so he would be eliminated esp since he knew that robin would be the obvious winner against the other contestant

the Second steve would be a post-demogorgon or bullshit kind of checked out steve harrington who doesn't have it in him to fight for his crown. maybe he Did apply before the upside down and unlucky enough to have a life altering experience right before appearing on television. or maybe he was just throwing shit at the wall instead of applying for college thinking whatever. face card never declines.

picturing a taylor hale-esque journey where robin hears that King Steve is joining the house. and she has her preconceived opinions about him and obviously it's beneficial to her game to completely undermine a good social player before he even gets a chance to speak. so she starts turning people in the house against him but not in a paloma way me think. less intense, but still just as detrimental to steve's game.

but steve is able to make a couple solid connections in the house, and despite being put on the block, he's not eliminated. the first month in the house is pretty rocky for steve, and he's put on the block nearly Every Single Week. now he starts giving a jag performance and winning comps left and right like. power of veto every week baby and that's why he will Never Be Eliminated. people are beginning to look at steve differently now

they're like okay he's a bit of a free agent, and obviously a strong player. he could be used as a shield, he could be used as a buffer, keeping him could be beneficial to my game. robin is still iffy about him, but she sees his merit.

just like taylor, steve is one to one in convincing people to support him in his game. he appeals to them so effectively that people who were vehemently against him just boom.... appreciate. like robin is not immune to the harrington charm and she's already the worm in his brain

thinking some Big Drama involving steve though and literally daniel's tirade on taylor (which was SO undeserved and like? insane?) yeah.... and then the turn around and calling out of his previous treatment like. YEAH. that's what i want...

robin taking the longest to come around to steve, but being the most ride or die. they're like jag and matt just. ur my minute man baby.... i know i'd have a better chance against this guy but. we made a final 2 alliance and i'm not going to blindside you.

and steve would win in this case. he's just so strong with the jury and really good with comps like okay... was there a q.... robin argued her social game was more refined (it violated constitutional rights or smth)

but yes yes stobin big brother au... of course after the season they become the platonic soulmates they ARE in every universe. and like. people don't expect them to stay friends for so long after, but at some point like. okay now they're a duo. like that's bert and ernie.... acshually the old man muppets who sit in the nosebleeds and criticize the show loudly (was this only a thing in disneyland idk idk)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Making a 2024-era MLB uniform with these jerseys in order to create the ultimate "America's ass" situation

[monsterkingu]

Breaking my silence. Steve "bisexual lighting" Harrington.

[boldlyvoid]

Gay Steve and lesbian Nancy are just so personal to me I will not be explaining further