#tmnt au malea

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I have a new obsession. It's called: Donnie in clothes, so that he can be comfortable.

Most of them are clothes, that once belonged to Don, but he doesn't want anymore.

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HELLO? YOU YOU-

*sobs uncontrollably*

FIRST OFF: I did not expect anything like this ever happening to me. Oh my god😭

ALSO I LOVE THAT IDEA. Malea is a patient and kind soul. It took her a while to get to know the canon turtles, but that didn't stop her from (at least slightly) mothering them the second she met them. And she would continue to do so and always inquire if the boys are doing okay and offer help. Especially since they took care of her kids for a while. :>

Idk why, but I can very much see Leo having a breakdown shortly after he meets Malea (@xxlea-nardoxx’s OC from her tmnt AU) and he and his brothers drop off Raphie, Lee, Mike, and Don to their own dimension and stay for a bit upon Malea’s insistence.

He’s tired and has had to put up with 4 other people’s antics besides his own, Lee being the most difficult of the bunch. His brothers were a big help of course, but it’s still that “oldest brother/clan leader” responsibility he is dealing with and his brothers need him too.

His knee is aching—he’s been on his feet a lot, he’s raised his voice more lately (thanks a lot Lee, you brat 😅), and seeing Malea just reminds him of what he doesn’t have and he feels like a kid all over again.

So one day, when it’s just a little too loud and everything’s a bit too much, Malea takes notice and leads him to a quieter part of the house. She asks if he’s okay now, and Leo just fucking sobs, trying to gasp out everything he’s feeling currently and of course apologizing for being so upset.

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"We might not be related by blood, but you treat us like we are. You always make sure that we're doing well, you love us just the way we are. Thank you for giving us a chance, when everyone else gave up on us."

Happy Mothers Day!

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When you're just trying to drink your tea, but hear your eight sons chanting in the next room.

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You know what??

More incorrect Quotes!

Donnie, about to show off his latest invention: So we’re gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you’ll all agree with me here.

Donnie: And if you don’t well then fuck you.

Donnie: I’m looking at you, Raph, you jealous mop.

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Raphie: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Lee: Merry crisis.

Mike: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Don: Hoe hoe hoe.

Raphie: Guys, please

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Don: Seriously, Raph, how many people would you have killed if I‘d asked you to?

Raph: That’s not important

Don: I DISAGREE.

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Lee: I’m so tired.

Raphie: Did you go to bed late?

Lee: Not this time.

Raphie: Did you do something strenuous?

Lee: No.

Raphie: Then why are you tired?

Lee: I’m alive.

Raphie: Sounds exhausting.

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Don: *exists*

Leo: I’m going to mother the living shit out of this bitch

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Raphie: Guys, I have a question.

Lee: kys <3

Raphie: I love you too.

Don: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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Malea: Okay boys, what do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Don: Accept them! You shouldn’t be rude.

Raphie: Punch them in the face!

Mike: Say thank you!

Lee: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Malea: …

Malea: No.

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Don: But what about Mikey?

Raph: Don’t worry about him.

Raph: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his cookie like nothing happened.

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Donnie: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Raphie: Where is my fucking phone?

Leo: Raph, the kids are around, can you say it a little nicer?

Raphie: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING PHONE?!

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Raphie: Hey, Lee, where are you going?

Lee: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Lee: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

We are BACK-

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Malea and her eight kids.

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Even the canon turtles deserve clothes. Malea decided to provide.

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It's finally happening again:

Incorrect quotes with my AU CAST!

Lee: *screaming madly in the distance*

Canon turtles: …Is that dude okay?

Raphie:

Raphie: That dude is never okay.

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Raphie: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Donnie: My back hurts.

Raph, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

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Leo: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

Mikey: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Mikey: I didn’t hear it.

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Lee: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen?

Don: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

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Donnie: How many children do you have?

Malea: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Lee: School isn’t even testing your intelligence. It tests your memory.

Raphie: It tests my patience.

Don: It tests my ability to hold my pee.

Mike: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

*everyone looks at Mike and gasps*

Leo: Did she just??

Raph: That’s my girl!

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Raphie, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Raph: A family.

Donnie: A better love life.

Leo: Mental stability.

Mikey: *clueless* Bagels?

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Lee, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee!

Raphie: Friend of Yours?

Lee: Nope, wrong number.

Raphie: ???

We're back, bitches

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"I only took one look at you and knew instantly, that I would never give you back."

Three month old Don and his new mama.💜

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Okay so...I finally finished her, the AU kids' mom, Malea. I'm not good at drawing adults, but in the end I kinda just drew this in a way to show how I imagine her, since some people did seem curious??

It only took her one second, one look at the canon turtles and she accepted them as her own kids. Now she regularly checks on them and even has the AU kids bring some groceries with them at least once a month, since the canon turtles are taking care of her boys so often. xD

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I don't care that she's way older than me, she's my sweet baby.😭

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Don has always been a little scaredy cat.

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Finally I am posting more incorrect quotes, because I do not have a life, sassdfgjdsg.

Don, Lee, Raphie and Mike are my Au kids and Malea is their mother. :>

Computer: Please enter a password.

Lee: *types in his name*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Lee: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Store Worker: Would a “Malea” please come to the front desk?

Malea, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Raphie, Don, Mike and Lee: I believe they belong to you?

Raphie, Don, Mike and Lee, simultaneously: We got lost.

Malea: I didn’t even bring you boys here with me—

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Raph: You’re giving me a sticker?

Mike: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Raph: I’m not a preschooler.

Mike: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Raph: I earned this, back off!

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Raph: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Donnie: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Raph: Oh, I’m sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Donnie: Somehow that’s worse.

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Malea: I just had a long talk with Mikey and Raph about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

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After discussing a plan*

Leo: Does anyone have any questions?

Don: …..Is this legal?

Leo: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Raph: A ROACH!!!!!

Raphie: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Raph: BURN IT!

Raphie: STAB IT! WITH A SAI! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Don: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Lee: I failed my safety training course today.

Raph: Why, what happened?

Lee: Well one of the questions was „In case of a fire, what steps would you take?“

Raph: And?

Lee: Well apparently „FUCKING LARGE ONES“ isn’t an acceptable answer.

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Don, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

I haven't stopped yet and I never will.

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MORE INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY AU CAST, HOES.

Raphie, Don, Lee and Mike are my au kids. The canon turtles are labeled with their normal nicknames.

Don: Leo is a perfect cinnamon roll who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!

Raph: Never done anything wrong?! He set a fucking building on FIRE!

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Lee: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. :D

Don, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

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Donnie: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Raph: You know that's called a coma, right?

Donnie:

Donnie: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Mike: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Mikey: Awww, thanks dude-

Mike: That’s not a good thing.

Mikey: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny!

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Don: You shouldn’t get stressed out, it’s not good for the baby.

Raph: What baby?

Don, crying a bit: Me.

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Lee: I’m done

Don: I thought you were Lee?

Lee: ….HOE-

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Leo: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Malea, watching Don scream, Raphie trying to set a sleeping Lee on fire, and Mike choking on air: I don’t know either.

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Mikey: Oooh, a train!

Donnie: We’re at a train station, Mikey.

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Donnie: I feel so burnt out.

Mikey: Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon.

Donnie: Are you gonna… assassinate me?

Mikey: Well not if you’re expecting it.

I'M BACK

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Hey, I'm Lea and I'm the creator of the Universes AU! This is the masterpost for said AU. (WORK IN PROGRESS)

Most of the content is drawn, but I make text posts and write small texts for a drawing sometimes. Check it out⬇️

🩵If you look into the tags of this post, you can find the most important ones. Feel free to scroll through them, like and reblog them! I don't mind spamming, I love seeing the notifications pop up!🩷

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The Au Family

- Lee

- Raphie

- Don

- Mike

- Malea

See more underneath the cut⬇️

The canon Turtles' designs

- Donnie

- Mikey

- Raph

- Leo

Friends/Allies

- Milo the Cat

- May

Location designs

The au kids' bedrooms + basement

The Turtles' bedrooms + Splinters old room

General Stuff

- The Family "portrait"

- The Cover

- Height chart

- The Au kids' weapons

- The Au Kids' life stages

- A small fan-fanfic

Small fanfic-snippets and texts

- Don's medbay stay

- Lee's eventful day

- Don's lie

- Raphie's find

- Don and Raph having a talk

- Lees new friend

- First meeting on a roof

Lore/Info drops

- Don's gender crisis

- Mike's private tutor

- The Au Kids' first day of school

- Don and Donnie are inseperable

- The Medics™️ and their headcanons

- Dons glowing eyes

- The pet cats

- Callies origins

- Dons personal caretaker

- Some random answers to questions

Small comics

- Dons desk

What if's/other concepts

- Body swap???

- The Baby Raphie timeline

Actual Fanfiction links

- "Late night shenanigans" (Oneshot starring Don and Donnie)

- "Cat-sitters"

The future

- Introducing my Fankid, Thea!

More to be added with time!!!

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More incorrect quotes! And today, for the first time, featuring the Au kids mother, Malea. The Au kids are Don, Raphie, Lee and Mike. :>

Don, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!

Mike: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

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Raphie: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Lee: Raphie, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Raphie: …

Lee: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Raphie: …

Lee: Alright, we escaped unhurt once… Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Mikey: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Mikey: Oh my god, is this expired?

Mikey: *Takes another sip of milk*

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Don: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Raphie, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Malea: …

Malea: What’s in the box?

Raphie: What woul-

Malea: Raphie, what’s in the box?

Raphie: I think you know.

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Donnie: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

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Raph: Aw, sewer apples.

Donnie: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

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Lee: Holy shit, Raph, do you know what this means?!

Raph: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Raphie: Mike, gather the others. We need to have another Lee-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-himself convention.

I am bacc with this insanity.