#tmi memes

[green28go]

The Gang.

[carelessflower]

✔️married with two kids in his early 20s

✔️much older, richer husband

✔️ live in husband's apartment

✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)

you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife

[nouklea]

With a little darkness in it, it would be really close to that old game...

Houses and Taxes

After his 3rd failed attempt at getting everyone into Dungeons and Dragons, (apparently when you deal with demons for a living a "stupid dice can’t tell you that beheading this creature doesn't work because I did that before"), Simon makes up a Shadowhunter Version. "Houses and Taxes" , where the shadowhunters get to experience life as a mundane, and have to navigate it according to role playing rules.

It's Chaos.

"Why can’t I apply for this job?!"

"Because your character didn’t go to college."

"I couldn’t afford that because I didn’t roll high enough to get the scholarship. "

"Welcome to mundane life."

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Simon: "Jace, you're homeless now." Jace: "What? Why?" Simon: "Because you didn't want to pay an electrician to fix your stove and it short-circuited and then everything was on fire." Jace: "I had my character fix it himself!" Simon: "But you didn't invest any skill points in craftsmanship, so your character actually made it worse. And you rolled less than a 5, so the firefighters got Magnus' cat out of the tree before getting to you." Magnus: "I made sure to make my character's cat extra adorable, so the charisma stat helped my roll for the firefighter priority." Jace: "How was I supposed to know that I would need such a mediocre skill?" Izzy: "Well, what good did you think maxing out attractiveness and combat would do?" Jace: "Just trying to keep my character close to myself." Izzy: "Any now you are homeless, that's what you get from that." Jace: "Can I crash with you?" Izzy: "I just sold my place to afford the downpayment on my restaurant and moved in with Clary." Alec: "Iz? Out of curiosity, how many skill points did you invest in cooking?" Izzy: "None. I used the 'personal experience' card to buff that, so that I could put points into other things." Alec: "Okay. Simon? Is it too late withdraw the offer of financial backing I made to Izzy earlier?" Simon: "If you can roll higher than 13, the bank will lose all documentation of it due to a hacker attack." Izzy: "Hey!"

[js-dragonart]

I think I posted this on my main account before, but here it is again for good measure. hehe.

[sanjiafterhours]

LORD SEND THE FLOOD

[kasirose]

Did something different so here's that Draw the squad playing monopoly TMI crew + Jonathan style ✌

original meme under the cut

[crownedinmarigolds]

Ya'll know I also couldn't ignore THE ship for me and @thesixthplaneteer <3 <3 <3 KHLOE AND RALPH!!

Thinblood4Thinblood love... these two are just us in VTM. Sorry and not sorry. :3

(Thank you once again to @girlnextvore and @informaltorching for making the first ones I saw thank you for letting me follow your leads. <3)

[witchlingcirce]

Jace to Amatis when he found out that Stephen was his dad and that he was originally married to Amatis:

[juanasunfall-blog]

Do you think Aemond knows about Aegons missing pp?

Couldn't stop thinking about a certain scene since the finale and I am worried about my mental health.

[gasterkei]

Did the Yumeship TMI meme with PizzaJester!

[porcelainseashore]

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's none other than hit girl Wynter and bird boy Lettow. So, uh, I decided to bite the bullet and try out one of these for the first time. A thousand thank you's to:

@its-sixxers for Wynter's stunning portrait ✨

@mortifying-macaroni for the cutest couple chibis everrr 💜

@rattenprince and @medeaft for helping the lil ol' noob me with design-related shenanigans 🙏

[green28go]

Did no one do this? Anyways, the duo.

[carelessflower]

red scrolls of magic plot

[themintman]

My opinions on some ships and characters 😼😼😼

Ill explain some stuff in the tags if yall are curious hehe ALSO IN THE REBLOGS. TUMBLR SILENCED ME 😔💔

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[okaydays22]

[whosralf]

The TMI squad after Sammael revealed that he collaborates with Tian: