#tmagp gordon

[m0on-shro0m]

GORDIE MY BELOVED I AN OBSESSED WITH HIM SOMEHOW

The more protocol that comes out the more I realise how much I love all the sorta avatar like guys. Ink soul? Cool as fuck. Needles? My lil guy. Dead wife tree guy? So chill, living la Vida loca. Bonzo? He’s my fuckin best friend. Fuckin Gordie!? Me too man, enjoy ocean blue

[stars-and-galaxys]

If I had a nickel for every time a podcast guy I was emotionally attached to became a Schrödinger’s Cat I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. BUT IM ANGRY ITS HAPPENED TWICE

[sillywizardvoice]

me when knockoff Gordon Ramsey attacks the evil cartoon mascot (this episode is making me chew the bars of my enclosure)

[cuppa-noodle]

Tmagp ep 11 spoilers

We're back!

I love Gordon, my man is getting claimed by the vast or eye and he just wants to see the tattoo.

Also hello inksoul! Celia being suspicous, Gwen being scarred and Sam & Alice are mostly ok.

Gwen was a Bonzo fan, who would have known. Also the address is either Colin, Teddy or Klaus.

[gordonalanjohnson]

ocean?

-@cpt-of-the-tundra

I enjoy the ocean and its view, especially after a day’s hard work.

[m0on-shro0m]

Gordon Alan Johnson and Peter Lukas would be sailing boyfriends sorry not sorry

[felinecryptid]

we continue with the theme of obsession, i mean 'hes my responsibility' about a body? that he dug up? fucking hell

[luzi-o]

This is what I imagine was happening at that kids cooking show.

no way did tmagp just introduce an alt reality gordon ramsey

*sOB*

[anthroposeen]

tmagp 11 relisten notes!

celia:

- fell asleep in a random place/teleported to a random place while sleeping! (potentially related to how she universe hopped? or correlation to how sje used to see a fire ghost?)

- mentions a guy named jack who shes meeting! this could be a new character OR we're tying in tmagp universe jack barnabas, since lynne hammond (celia in tma universe pre-s5) saw what is thought to be agnes' ghost.

alice:

- sense of being followed and watched in london -> dont think this is related to mr bonzo, i think its directly caused from visiting the ruins either as psychological hallucinations or the unknown entity is actually following her

- dreamt about the ruins

- got celia a mocha but intentionally did not get gwen anything.

sam:

- doesnt mention the same symptoms as alice, i wonder if hes too used to the feeling or if his previous time in the institute changed his reaction to it

- still wants further insight into connecting incidents, rip ceaseless watcher you wouldve loved this special little boy

- knows the mocha isnt for gwen but still gives it to her, interesting especially knowing he likes celia

gwen:

- wants celia to excuse her absence, calls them subordinates

- implies she can keep them from leaving if the work load isnt complete (100% confident she cant do that)

- seems to be overcompensating for her lack of real control in this position by exercising authority over her coworkers (oh s1 jon, how i didn't miss you)

lena:

- unfazed by gwen or mr bonzo

- "did you scream? you should... and they usually like it" implying this universe does somewhat operate under the basis of the fears, similar to needles need for fear validation

- says gwen has the ability/context to work out who the hit was on, and to refer to the incidents to confirm the hit went right.

- "why comes later. process the what"

glitches/lies:

- "ill have the cinnamon swirl" sam

- "its nothing" alice

- "what have i told you about thinking?"/ "dont?" [glitch after 'dont'] sam

- "there was an emergency at home" celia

- "my radiator sprung a leak and flooded the lounge" celia

incident:

- gordon "gordy" -> gordon "gordy" goodman appears in mag84, different to "gordon j" in this incident. i dont think its another universe hop/duplicate

- excavation of cemetery and graves, ordered by the uk government

- old fears/elements involved: the end, the buried, the vast

- potential alchemy connections: salt, sea, death, tattoo symbolizing water/ship/being followed

- ink5oul is back! we've established they have a connection to salt through alchemy symbols in their online presence, may tie into the sea and preservation of dead bodies.

- david, the man working on the body, died. definitely not a coincidence

tattoo description:

- ship, sailing across open sea to the horizon. the sun is low, a shape in the water behind the ship chasing them

new names, mentioned by ink5oul:

- tattoo is by an artist named oscar jared

- sutherland mcdonald

[idkwhyyouaskingm3-blog]

TMAGP 25:

TMAGP 10:

Gordon Ramsey and totally not Gordon Ramsey should start a show together.

[theineffableoystercatcher]

“the statement from tmagp 25 is someone’s encounter with a fear enitity” WRONG the statement from tmagp 25 is just a transcription of gordon ramsay’s worst nightmares

[gordonalanjohnson]

Heh, I've been good for the most part, still can't wrap the thought that I'm finally going to be traveling the seas.

I'm not late, am I?

-@gordonalanjohnson

*sighs* yeah, hey, Gordie, week really flew by, huh? how've you been since our date?

*he smiles, but there's something behind it*

[cult-of-the-eye]

Ok so Mr blobby is in this universe and so is evil Gordon Ramsey, so I have a few new contenders for the tmagp universe:

Alison Hammond (she's a really pops up in incidents from time to time as an entertaining but unhelpful newscaster)

Andy Samberg (we need him. also b99 is absolutely in this universe)

Stephanie Meyer (she writes Midnight, a book about werewolves that may or may not be a leitner)

Hozier (he can be the new grifters bone)

Etc etc

[disappointingcabbage]

TMAGP 11 thoughts

“Not again?” Either Celia’s a universe hopper and has woken up on the grass next to a road multiple times or she’s a sleepwalker lmao

Who the fuck is Jack?

Alice is having the classic Eye symptom of feeling like she’s being followed and not seeing anyone oh no

Vast statement

oh shit the vast got the medical examiner

did he jump off the cliff???

Oooh audio distortions on Jon’s voice as Gordon gets more fucked up

Celia was probably sleepwalking and lied about the lounge flood thing

they definitely sent bonzo to kill Colin, rip legend

[akaikali]

TMAGP EP 25 REACTION (SPOILERS)

Oh god the tenseness also Sam get it together man now you're just being petty. She's genuinely concerned about you like dude. Why is he switching up so much I thought he believed there were monsters

"Definitely not dead, please reassure alice" alicelia you will never make me hate you I ADORE alicelia

Okay. Okay they seem to be. Kind of normal again. That's good.

Sam asking Alice about Gwen because Gwen is slowly becoming Alice's girlfriend-

NORRIS YA LITTLE TOAD WHERE'VE YA BEEN

Oh dear god it's a food one. Thank God I haven't eaten.

GORDON RAMSEY REFERENCE LETS GO THATS MY ANGRY DAD

"Here's you review. I hope you choke on it" tell me why that's so passive Martin coded i love that.

I'm sorry, HUNGER COMPELMENT???? WHAT?????

This kinda reminds me of the 3 Friends Diner reddit story a little bit, yknow? Idk, just the vibes...Which I do absolutely love BTW. 3 Friends Diner was one of my favorite Reddit NoSleep stories.

Oh I hate this. I'm a squeamish person overall I fucking HATE this

Yup. I hated that. Bleh. Sorry I don't have much to say about this one I'm very particular when it comes to food horror so...

COLIN????? UR ALIVE MATE?????

OH AND HE HAS A HAMMER. GREAT. THERE FOES THE PC OKAY.

OH OKAY. WE ARE. WE ARE FULLY RESTRAINING COLIN NOW. OKAY THATS. WOW SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED.

Lena, sitting across from Alice, Sam, and Gwen: why is it that anytime something happens, it's always you three.

Lena isn't even hiding shit from them she's just like "yeah shits going on but it's best that you keep your head down and Not Ask"

Oh Celia baby did you wake up in the middle of fucking nowhere again?

My poor government workers :((( they're going through a HELL of a time.

[gordonalanjohnson]

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Uh—Pardon?

I think you may have the wrong person, mate.