#tma is a comedy

[klm-zoflorr]

Jonathan Sims having nearsightedness originally and when the extra eyes pop out they do too and. he has to get glasses for all of them.

my little brother just looked at a fanart of jonathan sims and after asking what was wrong with him he said “looks like it takes him a long time at the eye doctor”

[americanoddysey]

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

[soupdwelling]

my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?”

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB”

[ghostlysodo]

pov: jon fully acting out each of the statements he reads

[chaoticlittleguy]

The Magnus Archives everyone. Horror podcast extraordinaire…

And professional office comedy

[loktauri]

Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes

[polekands]

I fell down the Magnus Archives rabbit-hole again (even though I never climbed out of it)

please let me have all your good fic-recommendations!

[uncarbonatedmilk]

the real reason jon was upset that he read the french statement wasnt becsuse he didnt know french its just the fact it was french

[the-butterbun]

got lil silly goofy thought I'd share the giggles

[habken]

big fan of the fact that there’s a canon reason people give such eloquent and detailed statements

[opheliaweeps]

martin k blackwood u will forever be famous

(from mag 197: connected)

[americanoddysey]

supplemental: the mustache wasn't real and I can't tell what is anymore

[daily-tma]

Daily TMA 222 - Tim dragged them all out partying to celebrate their new jobs!

[goldenhawk-k]

would you guys still love me if i wrote a tv sitcom pilot for the magnus archives. i could make it a real office comedy. would you guys still love me

[condraws]

love it when he suffers

(elias inspired by applea's fic The Timeline Of Theseus)

[annamationsart]

pursuing art might have been a mistake