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[demonicxrocker]

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[balladofbells]

I just realised Ash is probably bisexual because he’s a faerie

Matthew walked so Ash could RUN

[lislgtwd]

I wonder if anna would be proud of alec for dating magnus and being a revolutionary and openly homosexual consul or if she would be disgusted by his fashion sense

[wikitpowers]

[tys-kitty]

Cassie really took the whole miscommunication trope to a new level with Herondaisy and KitTy

[astriefer]

We fail as a fandom if we don't talk more about the fact Alastair teaches Ari's pet parrot rude persian words (and will not be stopped even by a very tall person's opinion on the matter)

[marrr444]

Not one but TWO carriage rides with Cordelia and Alastair between like what? two chapters, in chain of thorns? What a blessing.

[sprolden]

What's the ultimate ranking of all parabatai pairs in your intellectual tmi-spiral opinion

thanks for acknowledging the fact that tmi is making me a bit crazy 💛 without further ado, parabatai pairs from worst to best at being parabatai:

luke & valentine - they get some points for participating in a Parabatai Love Triangle (tm) which we all know by now is an essential part of all parabatai pairs but i think it's literally mentioned once that they were parabatai and then it's never brought up again. clearly this was the parabatai equivalent of an embarassing teenage relationship. 1.5/10

lucie & cordelia - they at least take the whole parabatai connected-souls things quite seriously but they forgot the most important part and thats that you need to actually be friends. 3/10

jace & alec - these two however absolutely did not take it seriously enough lmfaoooooo there's real love between them but they hate communicating, talking and speaking to each other SOOOO MUCH. however i kind of have to respect it? sometimes a joint parabatai slay is that they both dont actually give a fuck ab being parabatai. they were kind of real for that. 5/10

james & matthew - i acknowledge that they tried but they werent very good at it were they. i think they kind of suffer from the same thing as lucie & cordelia in the sense that they interact too little to come off as besties even though they both want to be besties. however they did have quite a few moments of unwavering homoerotic loyalty and i do love that. didnt live up to their potential though. 5.5/10

robert & michael - yeah they ended on bad terms but at least they gave us the drama and the completely insane intensity i'm LOOKING for!!!! like i said earlier, almost 20 years after his death michael was still the person robert loved the most in the entire world and michael literally came back from the dead to attend roberts funeral. perhaps robert failed to notice michael dying but thats iconic in and of itself imo do you know how deep you have to bury your emotions to not notice your parabatai's death?????? complete emotional rollercoaster i love it. 7/10 no wonder jace & alec are Like That

simon & clary - they rlly just became parabatai because they could. overhated and underrated parabatai duo i think they lack a certain je ne sais quoi that other pairs do have but i'm obsessed w their friendship so i love them anyway<3 have we considered that more ppl should just become parabatai with their besties simply because they can? besides at this rate simon will be a werewolf or something in 3 months' time anyway so we can't ever blame them for jumping on the opportunity! 7.5/10

jonathan shadowhunter & david the silent - literally invented the parabatai bond. bestie goals. couldve made it more feminist and included a woman though 🙄 8/10

emma & julian - do i even need to explain. they burned down a church. objectively awful at the whole parabatai deal though but in such an iconic life-changing culturally historically and aesthetically significant way that i dont even care. 9/10

will & jem - our souls are knit. we are one person, james. 10000000000000/10

[alastairsparis]

alastair: h-

matthew: kill yourself

[i-have-not-slept]

charles: none of you can possibly understand what it’s like to like men :(

thomas, alastair and matthew, in unison: Actually We Do

[pansexual-lilychen]

anna lightwood is like if a straight man was a lesbian

[neeksxoxo]

Matthew: nothing is impossible, it's just another version of possible James: matthew- i don't think- Matthew: *jumps and swings on the chandelier and starts playing a fiddle off tune* James: NO

[bemtevis]

have a little alastair. as a treat

[id in alt]

[wikitpowers]

basically i believe in @hanelizabeth supremacy 🗣️

[halfdent]

❝   𝙽𝚘  ,  𝚠𝚎'𝚟𝚎  𝚐𝚘𝚝  𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍  𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔  𝚊𝚝  𝚝𝚑𝚎  𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚞𝚝.  ❞   𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚢's  adamant  on  it  one  moment  yet  his  other  half  has  plans  of  his  own  .

After  a  few  moments  pass  his  face  contorts  into  𝐓𝐖𝐎-𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐬  usual  scowl  though  there  is  an  element  of  '  enjoyment  '  etched  in  there  as  he  pulls  up  at  the  McDonalds  drive  through  ,  requests  a  latte  through  the  speaker  with  two  sugars  and  drives  up  to  the  window  ,  scares  the  poor  employee  behind  the  counter  ,  takes  the  coffee  and  drives  off  ,  accelerating  down  the  road  .

@harleqin 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝙳 : can we get mcdonalds?

[superslaughter77]

I know it hurts and my body's come undone

I could leave but

I'm not strong enough to run