#tlagsantana

[asktinkerberry]

askwhoretana replied to your post “I was flashed on the subway this morning. Again.”

How big was he?

I don’t intend to even dignify this with a response because I would never give such a depraved individual the gratification of actually looking at their... thing! That’s disgusting and repulsive and just plain wrong! Having said that, I do intend to request the CCTV footage so that I can begin my campaign of naming and shaming those perverted enough to inflict such horrors on innocent young ingenues. I’m sure if you are so inclined, you can come and observe for yourself but I highly doubt any size would grant him the right to scar me for life. 

[ask-danisuarez]

A Shot of Rhythm and Blues | Santana & Dani

TAGGING:  Dani Suarez, Santana Lopez

TIME FRAME:  November 20th 2014

LOCATION: Midtown Manhattan, New York

NOTES: Dani and Santana meet to have a piano lesson. 

Dani waited for Santana outside her friend's house. After some teasing about how she was using him and his poor piano to get the girl, he agreed to lend it to them for the usual exchange of food and/or booze. There were people over anyway, some them were her friends too, and she just hoped they wouldn't tease her too, or tried to sing every scale she tried to teach Santana. Most of her friends didn't think twice whether something they did was weird or not. 

She started humming some nameless song, to be honest, her fingers were itching to play something. It had been so long. She also wondered what would Santana like to play, not that they would get to modern songs that day, but it'd be good to know so she could bring music sheets for when... yeah, she hoped she didn't scared her away, or something. Dani was easy going, she really was, but sometimes when it came to music and teaching she could get a little intense. She really wanted to get to know Santana, so going all Miss Trunchbull on her wouldn't help... 

[asktinacohenchangrespect]

askwhoretana replied to your post “Whats your opinion on Santana Lopez?”

You're not so bad yourself.

How sweet.

[askpuckasaurus-blog]

if you woke up and realized that you and one of the glee girls had been 'freaky friday'ed, which girl would you want it to be, outside of quinn.

Lopez, definitely and it's not just cause she's has awesome tits. She's the one chick I'd trust that wouldn't totally ruin my rep. Mostly cause she knows I'd do it right back

[askfinnh]

Do you have anyone you go to for advice?

Well yeah, of course.  Honestly, I would be nowhere without the people I'm close to and the way they keep me on track.  My mom or Mr. Schue are probably my first stops most of the time, but so many others help me out whether they know it or not.  Quinn, Puck, Santana, Sam, Marley, Ryder, Mike, Tina, Rachel, Blaine, my brother... they're all really great friends and give excellent support and advice.  I'm lucky to have them all.

[tlaggossip]

Santana barely cares for Brittany anymore. Their relationship is just a pity-party.

[askthesamuelevans]

askwhoretana replied to your post: “If you could be on the cover of any magazine, what would you choose?”:

Also Playgirl.

I wasn't going to say it, but yeah, that one's an option too.

[asktinkerberry]

askwhoretana  replied to your post:Rachel Barbra Berry ★ is officially back!

You know, I’m actually surprised this isn’t longer.

Contrary to your ignorant and intolerant thoughts on speech length, Santana, I tailor each and every post I make to encompass precisely the amount of topics that I deem necessary or relevant. Due to my lengthy absence, and general unfamiliarity with any change in internet customs or the lives of my fans, I thought my post was the perfect amount of Rachel Barbra Berry to reignite the flames of my internet presence!

Regardless, I know that we have our nightly phone calls so I can stay up to date on all things Santana, but has anything happened in the past 11 hours that I should know about? 

[ask-danisuarez]

TEXT ⇢ SANTANA ✉ DANI

Dani: So, is your refrigerator running?

Dani: That means, 'hey, it's Dani, and lame jokes are sort of my thing.'

Dani: How is it going? :)

[asktinacohenchangrespect]

Whats your opinion on Santana Lopez?

The most beautiful ball of sunshine and optimism of a human. 

On a more serious note, she's great. She's actually pretty funny and easy to communicate with. Mostly because she's really straightforward with everything, which can and will eventually cause a problem or two because so am I.

[askpuckasaurus-blog]

askwhoretana replied to your post:wanky! and no, this ain't Santana.

You caught me. I think about it every night.

Not really surprised. It's a pretty hot thing to think bout.

[askmotta]

Text ⇄ Sugtana

Sugar: Thank you so much, Santana! Those are hands down the most hilarious presents ever. And they're so perfectly practical! I hope yours and Britt's Christmas was amazing, and happy almost New Year!

[tlaggossip]

Santana thinks Rachel's legs smell like fish.

[askthesamuelevans]

askwhoretana replied to your post: “do you miss stripping?”:

Strip for 'Cedes.

Maybe I will.

[asktinkerberry]

Dear Santana, 

In a year that has seen unprecedented and immense success for me both professionally and romantically, I've never been with someone for over a year without them dumping me or revealing they slept with you, after all, I am tremendously grateful for you and your friendship, Santana. We may not be the most obvious BFFs, but you have helped me grow as a person, and definitely be more adventurous over the last year. I doubt I will ever want to party as hard or as recklessly as you, but I do love our occasional nights out and I thought we could commemorate them with these extra special shot glasses. I just know they will be ideal for holding a variety of pink drinks and reminding us of the valuable experiences we are gaining for future, potentially Hollywood-based roles. To continue the tradition of last year, and to try and make your pathetic fake tree a little more festive, I have created a very Rachel and Santana-tastic bauble. While I provided extremely subtle hints for the appropriate location of our other prized photograph, I think it's already very clear that this invaluable ornament is supposed to be hung pride of place on your artificial and soulless tree.

As I continue to campaign for your music career, often without any support from you, I might add, and ensure our future platinum record selling duet, I have also bought you a place on one of NYADA's exclusive and prestigious night classes, dedicated to the art of songwriting. I hardly need to add that your last attempt to pen a tune saw you abuse Sam's mouth in disturbing ways in an attempt to hide your sapphic inclinations so I'm sure a few tips wouldn't be remiss as we hone your enviable smoky voice into something worthy of Amy's crown. I can't wait to hear what you write and continue to support you in your apparently lengthy road to stardom!

Happy Christmas, Santana.

- Rachel Barbra Berry ★

[ask-danisuarez]

askwhoretana replied to your post “have you ever fallen asleep on the subway?”

You're really... nonchalant about it.

It was two years ago. I did my fair share of raging and taxi hailing before being able of joking about it. I haven't sleep on the subway ever since though.