#titsoutfordnp

[ahappyphjl]

💙 happy first day of TIT!! #titsoutfordnp 💙

[mushybeast]

happy first day of tour! #titsoutfordnp

[chloeisnotonfire]

a cheeky poster i made for TIT @danielhowell @amazingphil

[pinofdnp]

alright

[weirdlosersworld]

Whenever I'm alone

Or if I'm feeling grey

There's one place I can go

To brighten up my day

It makes me want to sing

That's how the show should end

But wouldn't it be good if I

Could sing it with a friend?

Whoa, whoa, what?

Phil, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this!

Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in too

I might go outside

And feel more alive

Without Twitter

Where would I be?

I guess I'd be fit

And stop posting shiiii-

Rubbish!

But Tumblr's a part of me!

So many websites

So little time

Plus one or two

You should avoid

Just don't stop watching YouTube

Or we'll be unemployed!

The internet is here!

The internet is great!

When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial

But these days that is fine

'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!

A place where you can be yourself

No matter if you're geeky!

Find friends that share your hobbies

Even if they're freaky!

Where any question in your head

Is answered in an instant!

Who cares if you procrastinate

Your one shot at existence!

The internet is here!

The internet is great!

When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

Without the internet

We never would have met!

We'd never be here on a stage

Doing things we might regret!

Dance break!

Who cares if you're a loser

And everybody knows it!

Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses!

Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim

Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim!

Sheltay zomo!

The internet is here!

The internet is great!

When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial

But these days that is fine!

'Cause life is so much better!

Life is so much better!

Life is so much better

When you

Spend

It

All

Online!

Yabee yabbeeeeeeeee

[ignatus-nigh]

Freebie sticker I’m going to hand out at TIT!! I’m so excited actually vibrating rn

[gormetexperience]

butch phlesbians on their way to fix the phouse

[groovylittleclown]

Can you sign my tabinof?

Just reblog with a little doodle (or whatever you want to add)!!

I forgot to bring mine to the theater for tit, but that means I can collect signatures on Tumblr!!

[grateful-d3ad]

i miss them so much fr 😭

[roeiswriting]

Now that TIT is over I saw someone (@/SlLVERSTREET on twt) listing the topics for each 1 minute rant so here is Manchester n1.

They actually went on an extra long rant about Asda which was a bit Manchester specfic but also had stories from when Dan worked there when he was younger including:

- phil recognising the Asda delivery driver and asking him where he’s seen him before and it turns out it was from p*rn , a story Dan actually told and Phil tried to stop him through laughter initially (yet I think someone actually found a video of Phil telling this story a couple of years ago after the show)

- dans crying in Asda cheese aisle story (which I am *pretty* sure he mentioned was the hulme Asda, he mentioned that specific asda a few times and myself and the handful of other uom/mmu students in that room starting cheering iykyk)

- dans famous sleeping under the table story

- dans famous getting found out at lying about being sick whilst working there and actually being at reading festival (because his mum told them on the phone when they rang) so never going back to work there again story

- everyone agreeing they prefer a big tesco

There was probably more I cannot remember so if anyone does lmk!

[catl0ver777]

first post on this account >_<

terrible influence dip and pip. 💙exactly one month ago since i saw them and my life was changed forever.

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[ufo-driver]

Today is my TIT show!!!

Super excited, here’s a face reveal where I’m channeling my inner Dalien for the event lol

[emmathe82nd]

Here are my tit bracelets I never shared on here

[charlispades]

Sorry for the weird angle, this was such a sight to experience. 24th January TIT in London Palladium. If you’re here try and spot yourselves!

Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy 30th birthday that night, it was an incredible way to spend it💙

[amr2002amr]

Just gonna leave this here

[ronithednpstan]

WENT TO TIT IN PLYMOUTH GUYS! Was amazing!