#titei

[90sdiablo]

some "Titey" inspired doodles that came from an inside joke between me and @winchwinch

[l3m0ngal5]

Silly dabble idea Cody asks X if x thinks he should switch to boxers to lessen his bullying problem

"Go to you've been staring At the underwear for 5 minutes now" Charlie's eyes flittered between the two different types " I've been wearing the same kind of underwear For as long as I can remember But a lot of the boys find them silly" X ground " Which ones do you like?Forget about the boys just you" Cody pointed at the titey whitey's And so x put them in the basket Before ruffling cody's hair " Stop listening to others Most of them suck"

[bpdjennamaroney]

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-walt-disneys-titey/2870442

this snl skit aged exquisitely

[moonreview]

wip!!!

pages coming soon: sailor moon, berserk, super mario, yakuza 0, grand theft auto 3, grand theft auto 4, grand theft auto: vice city, grand theft auto: san andreas, inuyasha, yu yu hakusho, deltarune, soul calibur, trigun, totally spies, dc comics. but feel free to ask about these verses before then!

i also have squid game verses and all sorts of other shit but i haven’t transferred them over yet ok be nice 2 me itll be done soon but i am mostly flexible w. this muse. :)

he can fit anywhere he’s just some guy… just not brand of whitey-titey high fantasy yall like… too much europe. in some cases sure! but overall? nah.

[leontiucmarius]

Rusia Vinde Titei la Preturi Mai Mici decat Limitele Impuse de Sanctiunile UE

Rusia Vinde Titei la Preturi Mai Mici decat Limitele Impuse de Sanctiunile UE

Rusia Vinde Titei la Preturi Mai Mici decat Limitele Impuse de Sanctiunile UE iDevice.ro – Stiri de Ultima Ora, Tehnologie, Romania, Stiinta Adrian Gabor Rusia vinde titeiul la preturi mai mici decat media globala, dar si mai mici decat cele stabilite prin sanctiunile impuse de catre Uniunea Europeana, ceea ce vine ca o surpriza majora, in contextul in care guvernul de la Moscova anunta ca nu va…

[goforsyd]

Bam’s - red shirt and dick-fuckery

Phil’s - patience and body hair

April’s - blonde bob and lack of patience

Don Vito’s - gibberish and lazy eye

Ryan’s - blue jeans and beard

Raab’s - smile and hat collection

Dico’s - baldness and pirate costume

Novak’s - nakedness and heroin addiction

Johnny’s - dickies and converse

Steve-O’s - shirtlessness and laugh

Pontius’ - d*ck and array of theatric underwear

Jason’s - smile and costume wearing ability

Ehren’s - missing tooth and pube beard

Preston’s - titey whities and sense of humour

Dave’s - bowel function and eyes

[chanyouchan]

CHANA DP CEUVC N SABE RI TITEI 9,2 NA PROVA DE PORTUGUES E GRAMATICAAAAAQ AAAAAAAAAAQQ

AAAAAA PARABÉNS, FRÔ!!! Tô feliz por você ❤️👏

[fleurlibelle]

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🎵 Contra La Pared 🎵

Cassia: We should go dancing. You like this song, right? Edison: [moves with the vibe] I like Sean Paul. Cassia: Yeah, because he is your compatriot. Edison: [amused] How do you know? My English should not give it away. You keep surprising me, gyal [laughs]. Cassia: Your English didn't give it away,  but a small detail on your simder did. Mo Bay, right? Edison: You paid quite a lot of attention to my profile, didn’t you? Cassia: I can read, you know [giggles]. Edison: You’re not just a ‘hitey titey gyal’ but a smart one. Cassia: Okay, but what does ‘hitey titey’ means? Edison: [smiles] Upper-Class Girl, that simple. Cassia: Thanks, and you are not just a ‘beach boy’ but a smartass, yourself.

Both laugh. Cassia puts her hand on his arm.

Cassia: Come with me, let’s go grind the ‘Perreo’ style. Edison: [smirks] That’s dirty, Cassia but I’m not going to say no. Cassia: That’s what they said about Dirty Dancing back in time, too. Still, they all loved it, right? Edison: I guess yes, but you know what 'Perreo’ means, right? Cassia: Are you seriously asking me to explain? Edison: [snickers] Bring it on. I want to know how well educated you are. Just testing waters [shrugs]. Cassia: [gives him a sideview]  Sure, I will teach you what 'Perreo' means: It means 'Doggystyle Dancing', derived from the Spanish word "dog", also known as booty dance or grinding. I’m not only rich but also educated, as you know by now. Need more classes? Sign up! Edison:  [grins] I see, thanks but I’m well-educated myself. Okay, let's grind the Perreo-Style, after you lady. Cassia: Yadda, yadda, no need to act like a gentleman now, when you want to get dirty yourself. Edison: [eyes her] That depends on who desires to act dirty between the lines. Let’s go and check that “Sound Boy” out. Cassia: I like it when you talk Patois, sounds sexy. Edison: That’s where my roots are from, mi like yuh.

Cassia I grab his hands, and we walk downstairs towards the dancefloor.

Patios: Sound Boy = DJ,  Gyal = Girl,  Hitey titey = Upper Class, Mi like you = I like you, 

Place: Mo Bay = Montago Bay, Jamaica

[xunicorngoddessx]

Love And Other Drugs 1.4

We partied hard as hell last night, but of course, the show must go on. After hearing Asher would be at the photoshoot, I decided to take my ass to the boutique. Boxes were everywhere thanks to the shipment. Displays need to be assembled, clothing needed to come out of the packaging. Everything needed to be done. To top it off we didn’t have employees coming in until the second week of December. The celebration was just for finally getting this store up and ready for business. Nobody really wanted to be working with Thanksgiving and Black Friday around. Even though it was good for business, we weren’t rushing to open. We still had our other things to handle.

In all honesty, I just wanted peace of mind. I didn’t want to be surrounded by anyone. Having time to take everything in was a major key to being just grateful and humble. Even though I always had, I still felt the need to just be thankful. Some people have everything in life and don’t appreciate the little things.

“Hey, there you are! Why aren’t you upstairs?” Bailey walked in, no, more like floated into the boutique looking like a Victoria Secrets runway model. She had one of our little numbers on because she too was in the photoshoot. Her chocolate skin was glistening.

“Well shit, I might just join the team! Looking like a full course meal!” I licked my lips and rubbed my hands like Birdman. We both fell into a fit of laughter

“You’re stupid. Now answer my question.” She eyed me with her cat eyes

“Welll. As you can see work needs to be done. So I thought I preoccupy myself with doing this. I was going to come up in a bit.” I went back to opening boxes.

“What do I look like boo boo the fool?” She smirked, “You keep trying to hide from Asher and I just don’t understand why. We both know you like him and the feeling is mutual as fuck. Plus you still won't tell me what happened between you two, that has you so heated.”

“Bailey just let it--” My eyes cut to the woman walking in behind Bailey, she whipped her head around too, I got up off the floor, “Hi, Can I help you?” She waltz in, and spun around looking at the store and the things I had out, but hadn’t said a word “Excuse me, are you one of the models?”

“I should be.” she rolled her eyes and then extended her hand, ” No sweetie, I’m your neighbor. I just came to see the competition. And welcome you to the block.” Bailey right eyebrow raised and I could see that she was about to read this girl in Patwa

“Oh the hospitality. Well that was nice of you-“

“India.”

“India, well thank you. I can see you out.” I pointed to the door, This chick must be crazy if she thinks that coming into my store, giving her wannabe welcoming, is going to make me happy

“I can see myself out of this so called store. Have fun while you can.” And with that, she walked out,

“Bumboclaat. Mi nuh really like her already. She too hitey-titey. No way to say watgwaan.” I snickered. When she tapped into this side, she was never good but always humorous.

“She lucky, I didn’t hang her ass up on the wall as one of the decorations. I’m trying to keep the peace, simply why I had to let her just go.”

I didn’t know who this India chick was, but I could tell already she was going to be a pain in my ass. We haven’t even opened up shop yet.

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[spleenfiesta]

Ass Creed Odyssey rating:

VRERY GOOD very lesbian. Enjoy

Dont like titey-wightwys, wish they were at least brown like leather so less distracting.

Only saw the "modern-decendent" once so far so 11/10 forgot she egxists

Forget that im supposted to be an assassin not a warrior, + dont climb things Nearly as often = really cool because less limitations, i just bust shit up punch a horse and I run

Big Criticism: i should automatically have an all-women crew for my ship. I have to go find a skin for my ship to get it

Pro: i have a huge muscly woman for my leuitenant, and then my gf as leitenant #1. (Yes huge means huge! As big as the guys can get; the tanks)

Um anyway i will probaably have more pros once i get to the island of Lesbos thanks

[qitblu]

morpho titei

[aion-rsa]

Peacemaker Is Another TV Bullseye for DC

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This Peacemaker review contains spoilers.

Peacemaker Episodes 1,2, and 3

Peacemaker, the HBO Max spinoff of James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad, reminds viewers of it cinematic origins right from the start. 

Before even one new minute of the new TV series has aired, Peacemaker takes some time out for a “previously on” segment, bringing the show up to date with the events of the 2021 movie featuring DC Comics characters. Ruthless government suit Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) introduces Christopher Smith a.k.a. Peacemaker, a peace-obsessed jingoistic beefcake whose father trained him to kill from the moment he was born. We then see brief flashes of Peacemaker’s whole arc from the 132-minute film – from joining the titular Suicide Squad to killing dozens of criminal goons in Corto Maltese to murdering leader Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman) on Waller’s orders to being near-lethally shot in the neck by Bloodsport (Idris Elba).

The mere presence of a “previously on” section in a TV show that hasn’t even technically begun is a reminder of just how blended our entertainment landscape has become in the superhero era. Movies, TV shows, comics – it’s all just content that heavy hitters like Marvel and DC can weave interconnected stories throughout. What’s interesting about Peacemaker, however, is how distinct it ends up feeling from the movie that launched it.

Though Peacemaker was created, written, and (mostly) directed by The Suicide Squad helmer James Gunn, these first three episodes (all of which premiered on HBO Max on Jan. 13) aren’t just a direct continuation of 2021 film. Well, at first it is literally that with the show’s opening moments picking up in the hospital room that Peacemaker was unceremoniosly dumped in in The Suicide Squad’s post-credit scene. But it also soon reveals itself to be an honest-to-goodness zany action TV show, with an absolutely classic opening credits sequence to prove it. Peacemaker very well could have been a medium-ambiguous bit of Suicide Squad supplemental content. It’s to Gunn and the show’s credit that it puts the advantages of TV’s episodic storytelling formula to good use instead.  

Thanks to the explosive device still implanted in Chris Smith’s head, Peacemaker gets off to a quick start. While Cena’s character has plans to start a new life, far away from the sins of Corto Maltese, Amanda Waller’s isn’t ready to let him go so easily. Dispatching a pair of characters previously seen in The Suicide Squad: Emilia Harcourt (Jennifer Holland) and John Economos (Steve Agee); and a couple who weren’t: Leota Adebayo (Danielle Brooks), Clemson Murn (Chukwudi Iwuji), an unseen Waller helpfully removes any of the boring motivational work from the proceedings. Peacemaker essentially has to be in the show Peacemaker or his head will explode. 

The gang’s mission is a simple one: track down enemy combatants known as “butterflies” and eliminate them. Of course, in the world of The Suicide Squad, mission names are often surprisingly literal. Just as Project Starfish dealt with a giant alien starfish, Project Butterfly deals with alien butterflies who can infiltrate the brains of human beings like Yeerks. Butterflies also give their human hosts superstrength as a whitey-titey clad Peacemaker discovers in episode one upon running afoul a recent sexual contest with a taste for ‘80s hair metal and cheetah print. 

Of the first three episodes, episode 1 is the strongest if only due to the exciting novelty of seeing a James Gunn project effortlessly establish a tone. Thanks to a soundtrack fit-to-bursting with glam metal bangers and the presence of Peacemaker’s pet eagle named Eagley, Peacemaker has no problem creating an earnestly corny vibe conducive to a good time. The first episode is also the funniest, with Peacemaker’s opening scene conversation with hospital janitor friend Jamil (Rizwan Manji) generating a full episode’s share of laughs. 

Additionally, that scene establishes Peacemaker as the rare superhero series capable of capturing at least a little of the American social and political landscape in its commentary. Jamil frankly tells Peacemaker that he’s a racist, to which Peacemaker can only promise to try to kill more white people. Later on, when Peacemaker returns home to see his overtly racist father Auggie (a brilliant Robert Patrick), the elder Smith has an OAN-style program called “Fact Attack” blaring on his TV. 

Peacemaker’s trashy origins and his father’s virulent open hatred for his son and just about everyone else is the most intriguing aspect of this series thus far. Plenty of superhero properties try to confront complicated issues like current events, race, and politics, but very few do so as bluntly as having a superhero’s father be an open white supremacist who urges his son to take out some “commies, Blacks, and papists.” 

Interestingly enough though, while Peacemaker’s bleak origin is the most interesting part of the series in the early-goings, Peacemaker himself might be the show’s weakest character. That’s not due to any deficiencies on Cena’s part, who is charming as always, but rather Gunn’s natural inclination to make every story about a dysfunctional found family. Through three episodes, Peacemaker, Vigilante (Freddie Stroma), Harcourt, Economos, Adebayo, and Murn have all the makings of a Guardians of the Galaxy or Suicide Squad-style team. That approach mostly works and it gives the show a fun opportunity to center some of the pencil-pushers and obscure heroes of the DC world, but it comes at the cost of keeping Peacemaker as an exciting force of ass-kicking nature. 

When Peacemaker suddenly becomes gunshy in the season’s third episode, it makes some sense due to his post-Flag guilt but it also feels like viewers have been fed a false bill of goods. The man said he wants peace no matter how many men, women, and children he needs to kill to get it. He didn’t stutter! In some ways, Vigilante feels more like the character ported over from the amoral killers in The Suicide Squad. It also helps that Freddie Stroma is clearly having the time of his life. Whatever process the London-born actor used to develop that dead-behind-the-eyes Midwestern accent needs to be patented then licensed out industry-wide. 

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Ultimately, Peacemaker is another win for the suddenly surprisingly competitive DC Comics TV landscape. Dating back to the successful launch and franchisization of the Arrowverse, DC has always had a better understanding of the power of TV fandom than its bigger Marvel rival. Now, in the streaming era with shows like Titans, Doom Patrol, and the perfect Harley Quinn, DC is once again ahead of the game in terms of adult-oriented super shows. Peacemaker has five more episodes to go to establish DC’s TV dominance. If nothing else, that’s five more times to watch the opening credit sequence.

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[brilho-design]

Titei essa foto numa sexta-feira, 01 de outubro, pontualmente às 18h 17min, na Plataforma 1 da Estação da Luz, São Paulo. Dentre todas as fotos que tirei em 2021, visualmente foi a que mais gostei. @jodf_ @brilho_design #Luz #EstçãoDaLuz #relógio #clock #estação #Gare #Comboio #Tren #Estación #EstacionDeTren #Station #trainstation #CPTM #Trem #Metrô #UrbanLife #SBahn #Train #pickoftheday #MáquinaDoTempo #TimeMachine #FlickrFriday #BestShot #BestShot2021 #TBT (em Estação da Luz) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXjgZxhJvf_/?utm_medium=tumblr

[leftboob-enthusiast]

where can I buy the forhead titeys by zjhanaè?

.....wat

[edufinonline]

OMV Petrom vinde 40 de zacaminte de titei si gaze din Romania catre Dacian Petroleum OMV Petrom a semnat un contract privind transferul a 40 de zacaminte onshore de titei si gaze din Romania catre Dacian Petroleum SRL, in contexul unui transfer de activitate, scrie Agerpres.

[loveamongthesailors]

No offense but love it when I look down n see hickeys on my titeys from my gf