#tit pre show

[bewareofthenewphannie]

dan and phil on philslion because i recorded it to show ser so i might as well post it here

transcript by @serendipnpipity under the cut

Phil: “Was @/PhilsLion on Twitter Dan? Don’t lie!” 

Dan: “OHH! Is that like an ancient lore question?”

Phil: “Right, so it was this ancient Twitter account that was tweeting as my lion. I remember him! Uh, it was… it was just a random account. And I really wanted—”

Dan: “It was one of you!”

Phil: “—it was one of you. And it started to slowly start posting less and less. It had such a following! I was messaging him like, ‘Hi! Can I have this account?’”

[audience laughs]

Dan: “Shut up, they got a job—”

Phil: “Yeah.”

Dan: “—and stopped fucking logging in! That’s— [speaking incomprehensible as Phil starts to talk]”

Phil: “Yeah, so there’s about… there’s about three unanswered DM’s, and it’s just a lost lion.”

Dan: “Awww…”

Phil: “I mean, no, it was real, and it was a real lion that was tweeting the whole time.”

Dan: “Does that mean that the lion is dead?”

Phil: “No.”

Dan: “Okay, right… [moves on to next question]”

[philsgirlinprague]

Guys I’m literally peachless

[uselessstardust]

Phil being a Snufkin boy is not surprising whatsoever

[manchesterau]

they’re everything to me

[otamotone-dnp]

something about phil saying he likes being gay…something about how being with someone who is confident and secure in their sexuality was healing and helpful for dan 😭😭

[britishdisasters]

From this Twitter post

Full Copenhagen pre-show recording

@iiworldtour @danandphilupdates

(I don’t think we should be video recording and posting the full main show, but I guess the pre-shows are alright)

[phregnancy]

😭😭😭🤖🤖🤖🤖

[mybraindumpsterfire]

Dan: “Say a sentence in french.”

Phil: “Croissant :3… full stop :3”

I fucking love this man you don’t understand 🥺💕😭

[an-internet-introvert]

Okay I’m trying to avoid spoilers for tit and it probably won’t come out til the show is done but if anyone finds/knows the pre show playlist can someone please link/tell me

[storytellerdannie]

it’s kinda crazy how often I think about the hoodie strings story given the amount of crazier content we keep getting from tour its just the scenario seems so soft and domestic and also I wanna know what made the original bow so special SO BAD

[bewareofthenewphannie]

love that the entire country of sweden hates them for saying they put pepper on pastries

[perhapsinsydney]

dan howell:

[deepnpeep]

THEY WENT TO TIVOLI??????

[emptyrainbowz]

Probs wouldn’t happen but I want My Agenda by Dorian Electra on the pre-show playlist again

[dnphan]

https://open.spotify.com/show/4xm5BmlgONJvUFnflRO3L1?si=e4fcb3f0a25148e3

like this? :)

YES THANK YOU SO MUCH. oh my god i love u guys. as an architecture student i’m always looking for something to listen to while im in studio and this is perfect. thank u sm anon

[nadjasolace]

pls, can sb of the phannies in the following shows ask how Dan and Phil liked reading "Projet Hail Mary"? What are their hot takes?

(i will be forever in your debt and kiss you on the mouth)

(it's one of my all time faves and I screamed at the Q&A when i heard they read it together 😭)