#tiny ask

[tinydefector]

I've got a couple ferrets who I let run with my cat and the ferrets always climb on top of the cat and just act like an all out menace to him and I'm just imagining humans acting that way with cybertronians.

Oh I love that so much, because all I can think is the cats I've had/own.

Humans who are that hyper and excited over everything, screaming at their bot because they want attention or to show them something. Will lounge across their bots shoulders. Will bounce on them while they are recharging because they want attention.

Humans who will lounge around, sneak into bed and just give them the smug look while breaking something because you know what it's nice not having to pay taxes and getting treated like your a pet.

The sneaky human who you don't see much but they love snuggling with their bot and will hide until it's only their bot around and then you can't get them to let go once they have snuggled down into a comfortable spot.

But I do enjoy the idea of bots holding their human like a long cat. And just staring into their eyes and going. "You can't have that its bad for you!"

[noodles-and-tea]

"STANLEY WITH BABY FORD ON THE OTHER HAND" (from tags)

Noodles? What are you planning to do to us? Should I get a dust pan to sweep my heart off the floor now?

It’s goING GOOD NO PROBLEMS HERE NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!!!

[chiptrillino-art]

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sooo... @ranilla-bean wrote a fic The Iconoclast beta read by @faux-fires but before rana and i got to talk lots about sout eats asian clothing and khmer cuture and... i stat down... drew the first one... and the other two. enojoy?

[trypo-p]

The gang's all here!

[dunmeshistash]

Are there any panels or official artworks with Mithrun and Laios close to each other? I want to compare their heights

Someone made a handy height chart! I'll edit them close to each other for you, the heights are based on the info from the adventurer's bible: Laios is 185cm (6') and Mithrun is 155cm (5' 1")

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

[originalartblog]

Don't forget to eat to keep the demons at bay

[solarockk]

all better now

kind of a sequel to this

[egophiliac]

I've had a beast of a cold for the last few days, but I wanted to get this out before the new year! while I've sort of made my peace with my first take on Lilia's UM poster, I really wanted to do a version with the new context that chapter 6 gave us. because. c'mon.

(don't worry, Lilia can carry ALL HIS KIDS AT ONCE)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[gokuisahimbo]

And it felt like meeting the whole world.

Alt version, combined the layers!

[tinydefector]

All the oceanides: SOFTIE!!! SOFTIE HEY LOOOK OVER HERE!! HOT ROBOFISH FOLK!!! WOOOOO HOT MATING DISPLAY megs do it better LOOOOOOK LOOK LOOK ITS SO ABSOLUTELY AMAZING YOU CANT POSSIBLY RESIST. COME ON LOOK OVER HERE ARCEE IS *RIGHT THERE*

MC, Back to them: Babybabybabybeebeebee :3

Babybee: Das me :33

All those horny Oceanides in season trying to get their attention and Bumblebee is the only one who can jsut coo softly and he will have their attention.

Being a cute baby really wins, only down side is now his daddy's avoid his favourite human becuase Op wants to rail them so badly.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[smallpwbbles]

Baby Jax, in timeout for being bad, but is surrounded by moving corn to make sure he doesn't escape lol

They do it after his 100th escape attempt

[yi3248]

napping

[p1nkshield]

Jason: (stubs toe) AH GAH F*CK THIS TABLE

Dick: Jay Language! You should be ashamed!

Jason: You. You taught me these words man.

Dick: (now sweating a little bit) Such foul language and now lies? You lie on the name of your older brother? I don’t know what I did wrong! Timber have you ever ever heard me curse?

Tim: …no?

Dick: exactly! You wound me Jacey!

Jason: you literally would party all the time and you once told this very table the exact same thing I just said!

Tim: … okay the joke was funny before but now you’re taking it a bit too far Jason.

Jason: WHAT? ME!?

Later he found a Polaroid of a younger Dick Grayson clothes in disarray, holding a bottle of tequila and dancing amongst several other people. Said photo has a note on the back that read “hope to see you again soon” next to a deep red kiss mark.

Jason: SEE I WASN’T LYING LOOK!

Tim: …This is really good photoshop! I thought you didn’t want to learn! But seriously can you drop this? You’re asking me to believe that the guy who calls me timbits did drugs. Its not gonna work.

Dick: (mouthing behind Tim) no one will ever believe you >:)