HELP- I just asked my sister to name/ guess the name of jd characters 😭😭😭😭 (SHES 13 AND HYPED ON LOLLIES) AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN. Jackson was the best reaction ever so I saved him for last 🩷🩷🩷
EXER
Her: “…he looks like an egg”
me: *dies
her: “his name is egg”
me: *while dead* “half point…”
DAVID
her: “ooooh he looks like walker scobell!”
me: “is that his name or-“
her: “-yes”
me: “MOVING ON-“
RONALD
her: “he looks like he goes around playing rock music and being scary but he actually listens to Disney music like princess songs, and gets his nails painted”
me: attempting to stay calm and failing* “so what’s his name?”
her: “…flounder.”
me: 💀💀💀
BRENDA
her: “she’s prettyyyy”
me: “and her name is…”
her: “Erica.”
me: “why Erica?”
her: “I don’t know she gives an Erica vibe”
me: …
PAMELA
her: “she’s emo but actually pulls it off damn”
me: …
her: “she’s… ✨PETUNIA✨”
me: *im having way too much fun rn*
JOLIE
her: (with no hesitation) “Gerald.”
me: “… can we give her a girl name?”
her: “nope :)”
KEN
her: (full minute of silence and then out of nowhere…)
“Barbie”
me: *actually I cannot with Ken being called barbie*
TIMOTHY
her: “her name is lady sparklepants”
me: “…can it be Mr sparklepants?”
her: “THATS A BOY!?”
and now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for:
JACKSON
her: “Trick question- that’s just fanart of Ryder from paw patrol”
me: *fucking dies*
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Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain
Timothy: *hugs Ronald*
Ronald: What this?
Timothy: Affection.
Ronald: Disgusting.
Timothy: . . .
Ronald: Do it again.
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David: Your legs look nice in those pants
Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them
David: WITHOUT LEGS?!
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Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!
Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife
Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?
Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife
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David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends
Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!
Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*
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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together
Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!
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Exer: Who knows me best?
David: It's me!
Ronald: It's me!
Brenda: It's me!
Jackson: . . . It's probably not me
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Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!
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Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one
Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then
Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-
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Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks
Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!
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Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex
Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-
Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!
Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*
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Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??
Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.
Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*
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Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?
David: Tea
Exer: Wrong. It's coffee
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Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?
David: My love life is a mess
Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!
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David: I'm bu
David: I'm bo
David: bj
Pamela: It's okay, take your time
David: *points at Exer* BOYS.
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Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes
David: Thanks, I need them to see
Exer: . . . .
(5 hours later)
David: OH.
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INTRODUCTION POST 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Name's Ken Okamoto, but you can call me the love of your life 😜
Friends are @itsmejolie, @200percent-timothy-jd, @jacksonsmithforreal, @x-ercampbelll, @dayvidmiller, @brenda-miller-forreal, @real-pamela-lopez, and Ronald Novikov 🔛🔝
However the detention kids will always be put first, idk just deal with it man 🤷
If you're one of my friends please contact me, bro then we can take over the modern era
Some photos of myself bc I got no clue what else to put here 😋:
Btw don't call me a chicken, that's the old me, I'm not like that anymore
yuh ciao dudes and dudettes and dudedon'ts 👊‼
[No weird asks, STOP IT WITH THE ZAIR SH*T TOO PLEASE, be warned; I cuss frequently and it's not always censored]
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chat imma be CANCELLED for this 🔥🙏
i’m sry but i don’t see the appeal of david or exer. they’re good characters but they’re rly not too interesting to me. obviously, exer has a good arc, but jackson kinda has the same one? like when u take off the rose-tinted glasses, u see that exer has a hatred for jackson in s.one, even if he hasn’t done anything remotely bad to him at the time. and guess what? JACKSON HAS THE SAME TYPE OF ARC IN S.TWO EXCEPT HE HAS A GENUINE REASON TO DISLIKE EXER?? i can’t stand the fact the fandom brushes over exer’s actions like they wouldn’t affect someone and paint jackson as this big bad villain who did it all for malicious reasons. however, i recognise jackson has also done some rly dicky shit in the new episode, which is y i’m neutral abt both of them.
okay time for david. there isn’t anything inherently wrong abt him, i js don’t find his character trope very interesting. i will say his battle with homosexuality and his daddy issues are endearing , but i’m js not too interested in his personality. ofc many ppl can relate to him and it’s a reason y he’s so popular, it’s js he’s kinda a boring character without those two arcs. genuinely i did not care for him in s.one., he was a nice guys, i js didn’t find him interesting then.
the BIGGEST reason y i js don’t rly like them is bc THE OTHERS R SO UNDERRATED IT PAINS ME. like where r my brenda fans? pamela? RON? LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE DETENTION GANG?? they're all super fun to watch and i think they deserve more attention. like if u add the amount of jamala fics and ronothy fic together, it only adds to A QUATER OF DEXER FICS ON AO3. LIKE BOTH RELATIONSHIPS R ACC SO SWEET AND THE DYNAMICS R AMAZING ITS SOSOSOSO PAINFUL TO SEE THEM BE OVERLOOKED. honestly 92% of the fandom is made up of david/exer stans so i’m not surprised y jackson is hated.
honestly i would js want to see him others talk abt their fav characters in jd (RON, KEN, BRENDA AND TIMOTHY 🔛🔝) but i would like to hear some reasonings on y ppl like david and/or exer!
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