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#it just seems so random??#personally gonna go along for the ride since it involves no one I actively follow#ya got me again kris#kylie jenner#timothee chamalet#timmy chevrolet#not 1Dee
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i saw this and this is all i could think of lmao
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Down on the farm, they used to have a saying. I don’t know what that saying is, because I was raised in a city, by loving parents who wanted more for me than to get crushed by a piece of industrial equipment at age 7. The fools. Ever since I’ve reached adulthood, I’ve been obsessed with the concept of farms. They’ve got storage space for cars. They’ve got shit breaking all day long that needs hack-job fixes. They’ve got storage space, for cars. Big Government isn’t coming by and rattling your cage over parking permits or draining coolant into wetlands, because they’re afraid you’ll murder them and hide their bodies inside a chicken coop. There’s room to park a bunch of cars.
Now, I still don’t live on a farm. There’s a couple reasons for that. Primarily, they’re expensive and smell bad. In fact, most of the farms around here have been silently bought up by enormous, semi-autonomous agriculture corporations, who hire workers to run the farm. No one lives on these farms, they just visit day to day like any average job, poking and prodding the livestock and crops as necessary. For months, the old Baker farm just outside the city limits would be completely unattended, except for one lonely security guard on Friday nights, who would do a circuit of the cornfield in his corporate diesel Cruze hatchback, looking for horny teens. This made the old Baker farm perfect for a little hanky-panky, me-style.
In my mind, I thought it would work like a time-share. I’d park my cars there during the winter, when no one was around, and get them the fuck out of there by the busy spring season. This would save untold hundreds of dollars in storage-unit fees, which was good. I was very tired of the storage companies lording it over us, chuckling and pocketing thick stacks of money as our economy ground to a halt and forced all of our cool junk into their vaults.
If I was really lucky, maybe my little trip to the farm would even make the bylaw officer in my neighbourhood think that I moved away or died, so he’d stop coming by every morning to ticket my shit over his morning Timmies coffee. There was just one problem: most (all?) of my cars didn’t move under their own power. That’s why they were being parked in the first place, because otherwise I’d be rotating them in and out, to throw off Special Constable Frank. I’d need something big to move them, and at the Baker farm, I found just that.
Now, of course I wasn’t “licensed” or even trained in the operation of a vintage ‘71 Chevrolet Titan semi truck, much less the car hauler trailer that I borrowed from the nearby Lexus dealer on the way. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that farm life means you have to make do with what you have. For instance, as long as I jammed the shifter really fast into third gear I didn’t really have to up- or down-shift the rest of the trip. Little loud, though.
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Is that Timmy? Okayyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Timoty Chevrolet 😂😂
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The universe is a comedy writer. I had to pickup a return transmission at a very large, multi brand (7), car dealership that we have been trying to get for the last week. The order today was for the Ford dealership, then a second one at the Chevrolet dealership came in but both orders had the same order number, so it was most likely both were for the same one. The Chevy order had the note "See Timmy in service." attached. The Ford had no notes attached. Neither dealership had any information about it. And "Timmy" didn't exist, but there was a "Tim" but he was with the Cadillac dealer, no he didn't know about it either. Finally, an electrician up on a scaffold said that he saw a box with papers on it that had my company's name on it. We found the box and the papers, in a bay being used by a technician from another dealership on the property. At least the pickup was made, finally. #trucker #truckerlife #truckerstyle #truckdriver #truckerproblems #mostawesomedude #modernbarbarian https://www.instagram.com/p/CqHNPaTJ70M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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gif makers are cowards for only giffing timmy chevrolet looking like a dreamy skater twink in b/nes and all and not that scene where hes hunched over that guy like a wild animal in the corn eating him
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gonzo literally has a dick shape named after him, Timmy Chevrolet could never
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Day 2: Book moments.
#yes i really tried to turn this into twilight meets asoiaf crack#what the hell is Tim Chav doing here then you ask#who’s the robsten offspring? the og demon baby or timmie chevrolet? did i genderbend jon or no?#idk the answers either it is what it is🤷♀️#poor tim (la françois) is having an identity crisis send help#one of these days i’ll stumble upon nikki reed in some period costume& nothing will stop me from recreating r/e/l drama with these three#twihards who were aware of the celeb gossip during 2008/09 would know relive the war flashbacks with me#r+l=j#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#jon snow#arya stark#jonsnowmonth2022
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TIMMEEH
#timmeeh#Timmy#names#tv#South Park#chevy#Chevrolet#chevy cruze#ohio#vanity license plate#vanity license plates#custom license plate#vanity plates#vanity plate
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I cannot stand you hoes. why are people letting Melanie Martinez make a comeback
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You don’t have to post if you don’t want too:
https://at.tumblr.com/blackandwhlteaesthetlc/hi-m-if-youre-looking-for-a-new-movie-to-watch/jhomkhdl1h9v
I’m the anon that messaged you about this movie and woman king opening week. Lol I also send you the articles about film sales (DWD, woman king) and the woman king cast interview b/c you seem to like movies like I do.
I’m not a fan of horror or psycho thrillers so I won’t be seeing the barbarian or anything I think is remotely scary but the movies I’m interested in seeing the rest of this year are: Wakanda forever, aftersun (if I can find it), gods creatures (I really like Paul mescal) bones and all (might be too scary but I enjoy Timmy Chevrolet lol) the good nurse (Netflix), the fablemans, a man called otto (I loved the beartown book series by F Backman). I hope I can get to all of them! I’ll keep you posted if that’s ok! ☮️
Anon, I could kiss you!
Thank you so much for sharing your love for film and film numbers. I’m a nerd for all of it and appreciate your messages so much. 💖💖💖
Oh, your list is PERFECT and yes! Please keep me posted on what you see and enjoy.
I went to San Diego Comic Con back in July and got to be in the hall for the Black Panther panel to see the Wakanda Forever trailer for the first time. When I tell you there wasn’t a dry eye in the house. 😭 I actually just saw the trailer ahead of Barbarian and got emotional all over again. It looks like a gorgeous and fitting tribute for both Chadwick Boseman and the character of T’Challa. 🥺
BONES AND ALL! Thank you for using my favorite nickname for Timmy 😂. But yes, wow I’m excited for that one. Absolutely top of my list along with The Whale and The Wonder. I just know The Fablemans is gonna make my little film lover heart cry too, haha.
I look forward to hearing your thoughts! I’m seeing Pearl on Thursday but Woman King and See How The Run will be saved for the weekend, if time allows.
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Listen i normally would think that every public relationship in Hollywood is pr but at the same time I chose to believe Kyle and Timmy Chevrolet are really together bc what random whimsical silly thing to witness
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I never pronounce Timotheé Chalamet’s name correctly
That is not to say I can’t, simply that (in the same case of Benadryl Crackerjack) I refuse to
#timmy chamalama#TimTam Chevrolet#Tiny Tim Chandelier#he is 5’11 NOT 6’1#in case anyone thought otherwise
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I know everybody is constantly talking about this guy and just obsessed with him but I still can't remember who timothy save a lot is
#da#and yes I do refuse to google it#yanno timmy chevrolet#i might not even know him in the first place actually
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timmy chevrolets new film is about cannibalism????
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Timmy Chevrolet is the Tim Burton's version of Harry Styles
NO 🗣
Although I’ve always said he’d be a perfect Victor Van Dort if they ever did a live action corpse bridge
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