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#this ones for you...12 year old me#i don't wanna hear it you guys#time is a circle or whatev the first piece of fanart i ever drew was of this guy im being so serious#dan and phil. you don't even know how i fought for you. you don't even know how i defended you against the gay allegations.#i was wrong of course but its the thought that counts#i just believed no one would ever LIE to me on the INTERNET#amazingphil#amazingphil fanart#dnp#dnp fanart#dan and phil#dnp art#dan and phil fanart#phanart#my art#phil lester#phil lester fanart
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oh my god i absolutely hate you for asking me these aha youâre my favourite person in the entire worldÂ
3. What is the best fandom youâve ever been involved in?
to date, itâs been X-Men (alt timeline movies, ofc) despite the rocky beginning I had. in this fandom Iâve learned so much about my own writing, and my writing style has grown SO greatly since I first joined and has taken shape into... well whatever the hell it is now, which is something I really like (most of the time)!
I fairly quickly created a small, tight circle of people I really enjoy being around in this fandom, and have since cultivated my own little fandom space that I really, really enjoy. itâs filled with people I love chatting with, people as open-minded as accepting as I am, and itâs a place that I strive to make feel welcoming for all who join, as well! I run an 18+ X-Men Alternative Timeline Movies focused discord, so if youâre interested, join us here!Â
I am trying to branch back out into The Fandom a little more after feeling a type of way for some time, and Iâm honestly enjoying that a lot too! itâs been interesting to follow some more folk, and Iâm really happy to see my dash start to thicken up after being close to barren for so long.Â
currently, I have a small group of close friends I care a great deal for (hi, Mid!) that has absolutely made this fandom into one of the best iâve been involved in.Â
4. Do you regret getting involved in any fandoms?
very very very simplified and slightly unture answer: no. every single bad experience has taught me something that Iâve carried into my other fandom experiences, just like life lmao, but for more of a meaty answer to this question:Â yes.Â
so much yes.Â
I have SO MUCH regret around teen wolf, actually, for so many different reasons, but Iâve also learned SO much. seeing a server ran in a way I Did Not Like has helped me better mod my own fandom spaces, and I am very anti-totalitarianism and am VERY against showing abject favouritism to specific members, while I also always try incredibly hard to ensure no one feels ignored. I was reminded of how finicky friendships are, and learned not to be the person who puts in the sole work to keep âem going (and how to recognize if I am) because... when you stop the friendship might stop, too. I learned NOT to hit on close friends, no matter how much I might want to, and I learned the importance of open, clear and precise communication in romantic endeavours, which was actually a very good life lesson because Iâd never been in a situation that could teach me it before. Iâve learned, or, am LEARNING, not to let personal experiences with one-on-one relationships taint my view of a fandomâthis one is hard, and is something I am trying very, very hard to work through as Iâve recently been hit with a very strong and very sudden wave of inspiration for teen wolf.
but like, with that all said, I still absolutely LOVE the teen wolf fandom and have had so many amazing amazing amazing experiences that I wouldnât change for all the bad, and that the bad experiences are really localized to the ship-focused spaces I was in and the personal relationships that I had, NOT with the fandom as a whole which I am slowly dipping my toes back into! I learned so much about myself and my writing during my time in the fandom, and that is another thing I absolutely wouldnât change for the world. I am over the moon that Iâm writing here again, honestly, and the reception Iâve gotten has been SO insanely amazing.Â
starker is another one I regret-but-donât-totally-regret-because-I-learned-shit. starker taught me the importance of 18+ fan spaces, and showed me what can happen when people... arenât careful. when mods are minors themselves. I learned that cross-generational nsfw spaces are a RED flag, and that they mean GET OUT, and that anyone who would willingly allow minors and adults to mingle over explicit content are people I Do Not Want To Be Around. I learned a lot about myself there on an interpersonal scale, and I found out a lot about my sexuality and kink preferences, too (which was a wild time). while I do very much enjoy the lessons I learned from being in the space I was in, I could do without some of the more negative things I witnessed, even if they taught me a lot.Â
16. Are their any popular ships in your fandom which you dislike?
SINCE I CANâT SAY CHERIK Iâm going to have to dig a little deeper and talk about Sterek, lmao. I was really, really, really into Sterek starting around... 2014? I read... fuck tons. absolutely insane amounts of Sterek fic. and I wanna say... around 2015? maybe? there was a really popular trope in Sterek, wherein Derek would push Stiles away (by being mean, by pretending to date one of the Pack (usually Erica), by bullying him, by telling him the pack didnât want him, etc, etc) so that he could... keep Stiles safe? it almost always went the same way. there is a threat no one told Stiles about, Derek did âwhat he had to doâ to keep Stiles safe (i.e cutting him off from all his friends and massive, obvious crush) and then when Stiles got hurt, the pack would come to his rescue and save him (only after Stiles got a little beat up), and then Derek would care for him, or not leave his side, or check up on him, and Stiles would wonder why he cared after everything that had happened and... bam. Derek would admit his undying love. And Stiles would just like forgive him and theyâd get together and be happily ever after as a pack and...
that was so damaging lmao??? I canât even tell you how many fics fitting into this trope that I read, to the point where I was like... âwow Derek loves Stiles so much heâs such an amazing person for keeping him safe by pushing him away and making him feel isolated and alone and hatedâ BUT LIKE WHAT. WHAT. thatâs horrible??? so so so horrible??? I am so fucking thankful it isnât something I really saw too much of when I came back around to the fandom around 2017, but.... oh boy. for a ship that I considered an OTP and read like the entire tag of, I have VERY few sterek fics of substance (when compared to the rest of my teen wolf writing) and this is the reason why.Â
this trope and itâs absolutely ludicrous popularity a few years ago really, really turned me off the ship.Â
22. Is there anything you regret writing?
content-wise: no. very, very easy no. I donât regret any of the pairings or kinks Iâve written & I donât think I ever will (Iâm very anti-shame, lmao. if you like it, flaunt it).Â
but... I do regret some of the emotional labour Iâve put into works? the emotional attachment I have with certain fics, or genres, or pairings, and how Iâve tied them to a specific person or persons. like, I canât write ageplay anymore, because of how strong the association of ageplay is to someone I cared for deeply and no longer have in my life (and even if I ever manage to write it in general, Iâll never be able to write Steter ageplay). I have 13k of a fic that was supposed to be a surprise gift to a close friend that I hadnât heard from in... ages, to the point where I gave up on sending the occasional monthly-message. I have one thing I wrote for a dear friend (who never interacted with it) and now I canât help but feel like the story is awful, despite not doing horrifically stat-wise. Â
I write because I love it. I write for people I care about, because writing is a labour of love, and itâs a way I can show them how much I care for them, but... sometimes that bites me in the ass, I guess.Â
Iâm working on it, lol.Â
28. If someone were to draw a piece of fanart for your story, which story would it be and what would the picture be of?
god okay there is NOTHING better than the idea of this. Iâve had a few mood boards made for me here and there, which are always SO loved and cherished and massively appreciated down to my BONES, but I donât know if Iâve... ever really gotten fan art? I had someone make some really, really cool like... OG bit-moji type art of a couple of my fics, which is amazing and I have it on my phone still, and @hd-hale once drew me a GORGEOUS sheriff stilinski inspired by DaddiesâRâUs, but to get FAN ART i would CRY lmao
right now, I think something from to love and be loved by you would feel really, really extra special because even at 6/17 chapters posted, itâs my longest work ever. what would it be a picture of?? hell if i fucking know but probably something that hasnât happened yet, lmao
#wow this got really long im sorry#these are just my personal experiences and i've had LOTS of them#im a very emotional person can you tell?#can you also tell im not over some stuff lmao#im working on that too#listen i'm working on a LOT right now#i can't believe mid asked me THIS series of questions thinking this wouldn't happen#why did i write a fucking NOVEL#about lav#writing meme#ask meme#writer meme#midrashic#lav answers
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Ripped: Part 6
So much happens in all of these chapters, like, oh my god guys, Iâm so stoked about this
Also, @thisisnotberk drew the most beautiful fanart today  and itâs my favorite thing and PERFECTLY timed because this chapter is all about Hiccup and Snotlout and you should see how beautiful they are because theyâre beautiful. Thank you again!!!!
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Hiccup doesnât realize his arm is still around Astridâs shoulders until the front door of her apartment building is securely shut behind them, the hallway quiet except for his heart pounding in his ears and the echo of a scream rattling around his brain.
âSorry,â he lets go of her arm, hand hanging awkwardly at his side, âI didnât, umââ
âWhat do you think that was?â Astrid looks back over her shoulder as she climbs the stairs, keys jingling in her hand. âShould we report it?â
âWhat like call the cops and say someone screamed downtown?â He follows her, too addled to feel uninvited and too warm from walking back so quickly. He unzips his jacket as she unlocks her front door and leaves it open behind her. âLast time I checked, screaming isnât illegal.â
âHave you seen the noise violation laws?â She kicks her boots off and starts pacing back and forth in her living room. The walls are bare aside from a single frame that holds what looks like a diploma and the only furniture is a chair and a beat-up coffee table. It looks less like the crime scene photos with Astrid living in it, vibrant and not as scared as she probably should be. Gearing up for a fight more than running from one.
âHave you?â
âYes, the new ones are extensive,â she pauses to stare at him, blinking a couple of times to herself, âright, Tuffnutâs dossier.â
âWhose what?â
âMy friend, Tuffnut,â she hands him the binder from a stool by the door serving as another tiny table, âthatâs what he calls his dumb Grimborn theory binder.â
âOh, right. Thanks.â He tucks it under his arm and looks down at the toes of his shoes butted up against the threshold to her apartment. âSo ummâŚthat wasnât quite how I wanted to end that tour, but are you ready to subscribe to my daily Grimborn text service? Itâs free for the first week.â
Astrid has an uncanny way of catching his eye even when heâs trying to avoid hers. More than that, he doesnât feel his usual urge to shut her out when she sees through him too easily, past whatever front he put up to keep her back. Maybe his fronts arenât up to their usual standard though, because he kind of likes feeling like something sheâs trying to figure out.
Heâs used to being the one with the clues, but when she treats him like a curious piece of a puzzle sheâs trying to put together, it makes him interested in the final product.
âHow did you want to end it?â
âI donât know, my usual lecture about how safe Berk is now,â he tucks his hand in his pocket, âlike the buildings themselves learned from the blood and I donât know, it probably wouldnât have worked on you.â
âThatâs really corny,â she rests her hand on the doorknob, âI still think we should tell someone what we heard.â
âTell you what, Iâll check it out on my way home, itâs right on the way.â
Astridâs frown is impossibly familiar even if itâs not directed at him this time, more through him, and his heart stutters when he realizes itâs protective.
âYouâre walking home?â She tucks her hair behind an ear that sticks out adorably far, âshouldnât you get an Uber or something? Or ask your cousin for a ride?â
âRight, like Snotlout would give me a ride,â he scoffs. Snotlout would, of course, but itâd be more painful than itâs worth.
Plus, Hiccup has been exploring those alleys for five years now and heâs never heard anything like that. Sure, heâs been mugged once or twice, but those people were just desperate and once he started helping with Gobberâs shelter and gaining some notoriety, people just started asking him for help instead of taking what they thought they could.
Astridâs frown deepens and it scares him when her eyes flick to her lonely chair, like she feels like she has to invite him inside. Itâs not that he doesnât want to stay longer and maybe level out the playing field a bit, given he told her about his dad and he hardly gave her a chance to talk, but well, echoing screams in Berk alleys have forced him on her enough.
âAre you worried about me?â He teases, flinching when she smacks his upper arm hard enough that he almost drops the binder. Or no, the dossier.
âThatâs for taking me on a really creepy tour at a really creepy time.â
âThatâsâŚfairââ He guesses itâs about time for something about this tour to be normal, and a stinging arm traded for Berk to go back to the generally safe place he knows doesnât seem like too much of a trade.
Then she kisses him on the cheek, quickly like sheâs hoping heâll miss it, like thatâs a possibility in any reality. When she pulls back her face is red, bright against blooming circles under her eyes as she steps back, leaning on the doorknob.
âThatâs for everything else.â Astrid mutters something that sounds like an amalgamation of âgoodnightâ and âgood morningâ and âgoodbyeâ and shuts the door, once again leaving him with a click and his own awkward hands and pounding heartbeat.
Itâs still dark outside, the buildings blocking even the idea of dawn on the horizon, and if it werenât for the heavy binder under Hiccupâs arm, he might believe that none of that just happened. From Astrid saying sheâd go on a tour in the first place to asking about him instead of Viggo and mostly, to the scream they heard that cut everything short. He offered to check it out mostly hoping that Astrid would drop it and not inform the police where they were, since they were technically trespassing on condo conglomerate territory, but now heâs curious. Curious and way too restless to go home and try and sleep before his next set of tours.
They were almost to the fourth site when they heard the scream, so he takes a shortcut, skirting through a torn section of six-foot chain link behind a new construction site and ducking under a semi full of lumber thatâs blocking a wide, modern alley. He can hear the broken âClosedâ sign in the Ripped Tavernâs back window shorting from the rain, flashes of red light pulsing along with a blooming feeling of dread in Hiccupâs chest as he turns the corner and freezes, staring at the shadow under the street lamp.
Blood looks black in yellow light. Hiccup remembers the stain on the pavement after his father was taken to the hospital, brick red then chalky like a blackboard under the halogen buzz. This blood is fresh though, steaming on the cold concrete as it draws a stark line to the drain.
âHello?â He calls out, stepping hesitantly forward then running when he thinks he sees movement. Heâs on his knees beside the body before he realizes it was a trick of the light, his brain shielding him from something he doesnât want to make sense of.
Unlike some worse-adjusted Grimborn enthusiasts out there, Hiccup has seen a dead body. Once, when he was twenty and shaky, a splotch on pavement engraved into the insides of his eyelids, and it wasnât an experience he ever wanted to repeat.
This isnât a repetition, itâs an expansion.
An anatomy lesson he didnât sign up for, glittering with high budget HBO special effects instead of the sepia tone of a century between the cameraâs snap and his own understanding. He jumps to his feet and staggers backwards, dropping everything in his hands and leaning against the nearest wall. It makes more sense from here, Mary Johnson, Grimbornâs last confirmed victim, sprawled out and cut open. Dispersed.
But itâs not Mary Johnson. The longer Hiccup looks, the clearer he can think, and the bolt of recognition jabs him again.
Itâs the homeless woman he escorted to the shelter last week. What was her name? She was going through a divorce, she wasâŚJennifer. Thatâs it. Jennifer something, did she give him a last name? He doesnât remember.
His phone buzzes in his pocket and he fumbles for it, seeing Snotloutâs name on the caller ID and picking up with a shaking hand.
âSo am I interrupting you and Astrid havingââ
âThereâs a body,â Hiccupâs own calm voice shocks him. He doesnât feel calm, or maybe he does, maybe the shock is fading into something analytical.
âWhat the fuck are you talking about?â
âI was on my way home and earlier we heard something funny, so I came to see what it was and thereâs a body.â
âWhat? Like a dead body?â Snotlout pauses whatever he was doing in the background of the call and suddenly, Hiccup can make out the sound of tires on the salted road ahead and feet on the sidewalk. Splashes of red and blue light swirling on the walls. âDid you call the cops or just get straight to studying it, fucking hell, Hiccupââ
âLooks like theyâre already here.â
âFuck, Iâm on my way,â Snotlout hangs up and Hiccup barely has time to get his phone back in his pocket before an officer is rounding the corner, flashlight flicking between the woman on the ground and Hiccupâs face.
Hiccup puts his hands up slowly and calls out, âI donât suppose it would do anything for me if I told you I could explain, would it?â
One time when he was fifteen and deep into his Houdini phase, Hiccup handcuffed himself and tossed the key out the window. His dad was furious, it was one of the few times Hiccup thought that the offer to let him try and Houdini himself out of an actual jail cell was legitimate. Instead, he had to spend his allowance on a metal detector to scan the street for the key and ultimately found it in a storm drain and had to spend more money on a magnet powerful enough to pull it out. It was an expensive enough hassle that he considers it an unintended consequence that followed being handcuffed, and since faux fur lined handcuffs donât incur unintended consequences, he would say that this is technically the second time heâs been in cuffs.
Itâs less stressful than his second time seeing a dead body. He didnât do anything wrong besides some mild trespassing and they give him coffee at the station, which he knows to be a gesture of good faith from all the times his dad made him deliver coffee as a gesture of good faith.
Snotlout makes his best case for uncuffing him, but gets shut down and sent to his desk, so Hiccup spends the next hour stuck to a table in an interrogation room, nursing cold coffee and trying his best to remember what he saw for a witness statement. They have his phone, so he doesnât know what time it is when a detective finally enters, but the manâs expression leads Hiccup to believe itâs still uncomfortably early in the morning.
Early. Astrid. Crap, he didnât get a chance to tell her, sheâs going to hear about this on the news. Sheâs probably going to hear about him on the news.
âDetective Eretson,â he introduces himself, shaking Hiccupâs cuffed right hand and sitting down across the table with a manila folder. âYou told your arresting officer that you had an explanationââ
âI do, I was just on my way homeââ
âAt four forty-five in the morning?â
âI, uh, well it wasnât a date butââ
âIâm not here to ask you about your social life, Mr. Haddock, Iâm here to ask how you came to be standing above this woman so soon after she was murdered that she was still warm.â Detective Eretson slides a crime scene photo across the table, the flash illuminating what Hiccup could only guess at in the dark. âDo you have an explanation for how you got to the crime scene so quickly?â
âI wasnât that far away,â he tries to gesture but the cuffs catch a couple inches above the table, âI was going from 324 Harbor street to the north side of East street, just past the park, I took a shortcut and well, you know the rest.â
Detective Eretson nods, unconvinced, and thereâs a knock at the door a split second before it opens and Snotlout sticks his head in.
âCan I get you anything?â
âCoffee,â the detective barks without looking up.
âOk, I was talking to the witness, but you could say please.â
âTwo coffees, SnotlâOfficer Jorgenson.â Hiccup glares at his cousin, âplease.â
âHow do you know Officer Jorgenson?â The detective asks as soon as the door is shut again and Hiccup folds his hands together.
âIs that pertinent to this investigation?â He clears his throat, âsir.â
Detective Eretson would be intimidating in any circumstance, but the combination of his chin tattoo and intensely unamused gaze in particular makes the chill around Hiccupâs wrists sink in deeper, reminding him thereâs no way out of this but through. And the noodle arms thing is still unfortunately true, not that Snotloutâs gym time would make him any better at busting out of here right now.
Thinking of Snotlout makes him appear, sloshing coffee down his arm as he wrestles the door open and walks inside. He sets the half empty cup in front of Detective Eretson and stands arms crossed at the side of the table, making no move to leave as the door shuts itself.
âCan I help you with something?â Eretson asks without looking and Snotlout huffs.
âI donât know, can you?â He grumbles before standing up straighter, on tip toes if Hiccup isnât mistaken. âI was on the phone with the witness at the time he discovered the body, I requested to assist in the interrogationâInterview. The interviewâ
Great, itâs an interrogation, thatâs excellent news.
âI thought you werenât on duty today,â Eretson sounds like he prefers that concept and Hiccup tries to get Snotlout to leave with an important look at the door.
âIâm not, and Iâm not asking for overtime, itâs called over-achieving, look it up.â
âIf we could just get on with this interview,â Hiccup hedges and Eretson stares at him for a second before turning back to his folder.
âWhatâs this?â He pulls out another photo of a non-descript gray binder and Hiccupâs face goes pale.
âItâs a dossier.â His voice cracks, âdetailing a friend of a friendâs theory about Viggo Grimborn, itâs a joke.â
Snotloutâs glare bores into the side of Hiccupâs head and he tries to scratch his temple, only to have his wrists catch on the cuffs again.
âViggo Grimborn?â Eretson frowns and Snotlout leans back against the wall, obviously on tip toes now, arms crossed tight as he refuses to even make eye contact with Hiccup.
âOh, you donât know who Viggo Grimborn is? Thatâs not one of the many infinite things that you know?â
âHe was a serial killer in the late eighteen hundreds, I know the alleys so well because I am a Viggo Grimborn tour guide who does an informational tour about him, thatâs how I knew about the short cut. Snotlout is my cousin and roommate and he called to ask when I was coming home, that snapped me out of myâŚutter and complete shock at what Iâd found and then an officer came around the cornerââ
âWe had a tip of a disturbance in the area,â Detective Eretson looks levelly at Hiccup for a second, âwhile you were taking your shortcut, did you see anyone else?â
âNo, I didnât. I mean, except for Jenniferâs bodyââ
âYou watched that without me?â Snotlout hisses and Eretson slams his hand on the table.
âJorgenson, out!â
âYou are not my commanding officer, actuallyââ
âAnd you can thank your lucky stars for that,â Eretson stands up and opens the door, looking pointedly at Snotlout until he goes reluctantly flat-footed. âYouâre interrupting my investigation with a suspect that you know, is that something I should tell your commanding officer about?â
âNo,â Snotlout deflates, looking at Hiccup one more time before trudging out of the room.
âSorry about him,â Hiccup tries when Eretson closes the door, but thereâs no sign that the detective hears him as he crosses the room again and slams his hand down, next to Hiccupâs cuffed ones. His looming should be intimidating or even frightening, but Hiccup feels disconnected from it, like heâs watching it instead of living it. Like heâs still back in that alley, seeing the future play out.
âYou recognized the victim?â His voice is low and serious, toeing the line too carefully to be deadly.
âYesââ
âSo Iâm supposed to take it on faith that you know the alleys because you do a serial killer informational tour and on your way home at odd hours, you stumbled across the body of someone you happen to know?â
âKnow is an overstatement,â Hiccup tries to gesture again, the chain catching and clanging against the table, âI walked her to the shelter the other night, she was arguing with one of those Neighborhood Watch Force wannabes about crossing the center of town while they were trying to say curfew. Gobber, the guy who runs the shelter, can vouch for me. Thatâs the only time Iâve ever met herââ
âBut you recognized the bodyââ
âYeah, apparently I have a photographic memory when Iâm in shock,â he laughs, feeling frantic and suddenly needing to escape, âevery day you learn something new.â
âWell,â Eretson pulls a key ring from the pocket of his slacks and flicks past a couple of near identical keys to find an all too familiar one. Hiccup rubs his wrists when the cuffs fall away, because heâs seen people in movies do it, and maybe itâll help with the bands of bone deep chill or the soreness from accidentally flexing against metal one too many times. âIâll be looking into your alibi.â
âBut Iâm free to go?â Hiccup stands up, stumbling on his numb right foot and catching himself on the table. He has to pee, but heâll go in a bush outside and risk a second arrest for public nudity before he stays inside the station a second longer than he has to.
âFor now,â Eretson opens the door but stands in the way, looking Hiccup up and down like thereâs a clue stuck to him that just hasnât been spotted yet. âDonât leave town.â
âIâll cancel my knitting retreat then,â the last shred of Hiccupâs patience evaporates as he slips around the detective, running his hand through his hair and stalking towards the front door of the station. Someone at the front desk stops him and gets his information, like they donât have that already. They give him his phone back too, but the case is on upside down, like someone tried to unlock it a little too diligently.
Snotlout is outside talking to a coworker Hiccup doesnât recognize, but he immediately jogs over when he sees Hiccup heading for home.
âWhatâs going on?â
âWhatâs going on?â Hiccup laughs, slamming his hand against the crosswalk button with a little too much force. âDetective Eretson will be checking into my alibi.â
âRight, which is no, you werenât murdering anyone, you were giving some girl a tour of places someone else murdered people,â Snotlout throws his arms up, âfantastic!â
âAstrid,â Hiccup stops short, patting his sides like he somehow stashed the binder in a pocket he forgot about until now, âthe binderââ
âIs evidence because itâs a creepy handmade book found at a murder scene,â Snotlout catches Hiccupâs shoulder when he tries to turn into a familiar alley, âwhere are you going?â
âHome,â He gestures, wincing at the dull pain in his wrist, âitâs quicker this way.â
âYeah and the last time you took a sketchy shortcut, you got arrestedââ
âItâs not sketchy, itâs just cutting around the stupid condos that I hate to look at,â Hiccup sighs when Snotlout steps into the mouth of the alley and crosses his arms. âYou know, no one notices that youâre shorter than them until you start with the tiptoes thing.â
âYeah, and no one notices that youâre weird until you show up at a crime scene with a book about murders.â He snorts, âoh wait, they already knew you were weird, never mind.â He only crosses his arms tighter when Hiccup bends his knees, threatening to dodge around him. âJust walk the long way past the stupid condos.â
Hiccup stands back up straight and runs his hand through his hair, tugging and lamenting how much longer itâs going to take to get home and rinse the interrogation room and murder alley scum off.
âDetective Eretson is really under your skin, huh?â He starts walking again and Snotlout almost doesnât follow. âOh come on, are you going to take the shortcut?
âMaybe.â
âYou know you always get lost back there.â Hiccup points up at the condo roofline, âIf youâre making me walk past those monstrosities, at least come with me.â
âFine,â Snotlout gets all of two steps down the sidewalk before heâs ranting, âand I donât know who Eretson thinks he is, heâs been here all of five minutes, he doesnât even know who Virgo Grimdeathââ
âViggo Grimborn, heâs not an astrology cardââ
âWhatever, he doesnât even know who he is and he thinks he owns the place. And heâs got the stupid accent and the muscles and heâs like eighty feet tallââ
âDo you hate him or have a crush on him?â
âShut up, Hiccup,â Snotlout narrows his eyes, âyouâre a little tall yourself to be messing with me right now. Toeing the line between normal and too tall,â he snorts, âwell, toeing halfway.â
âWas that really necessary?â Hiccup shakes his head, looking out at the bay to avoid glaring up at the condo façade. A seagull is eating some leavings from a gutted fish and it makes him think of what he saw in the alley and he glares at Snotlout to avoid gagging.
âWeâre even.â Snotlout flexes his arm, âand itâs not all bad, Iâve been going to the gym a lot more lately because Eretson was acting like he owned the placeââ
âNo one thought you were a stripper, Snotlout, I donât buy it.â
âYeah, and you got a date with a hot girl who called you a hair fetishist, crazier things have happened.â
Hiccup doesnât have an answer to that right away and they walk the next few blocks in silence. The earliest commuter traffic is starting to pile up on the road and the sun feels a little too bright, scalding through Hiccupâs retinas and reminding him how long heâs been awake.
âIt wasnât a date,â Hiccup stands back to let Snotlout unlock the front door of the apartment, following him in and immediately losing the mental battle not to flop into his dadâs old leather chair. Heâll clean the murder gunk off of it later. Maybe. He should have peed before sitting down but the night is catching up all at once. âShe did kiss me though.â
âWhat?â Snotlout sets his holster on the table by the door. âAnd you donât believe that one person thought I was a stripper? But Iâm supposed to believe that a girl as hot as Astrid kissed you?â
âOn the cheek,â Hiccup reaches up to touch his face, the static of the dry brush of Astridâs lips lingering even though the rest of the morning, warm where the rest of him is cold, like the handcuffs chilled more than just his wrists.
âWait, like your cheek or your actual cheek?â Snotlout raises an eyebrow and gestures at his own ass, âlike am I impressed or did the middle school dance go really well?â
âMy cheek on my face,â Hiccup pulls his right shoe off and lobs it at Snotlout, missing by a few inches. It leaves mud on the wall and out of the corner of his eye it looks like blood.
âOh, so itâs lameââ
âI donât know why I tell you anything.â
âBecause if you donât talk you explode?â Snotlout snickers, finally setting his badge on top of his other uniform accessories and walking towards the bathroom. Dammit. âIâm going to bed, dude.â
âSounds good.â
He pauses and looks back, âyouâre good about, you know, seeing the dead person, right? Because you know after I had to respond to that thing with the train I was all kinds of freaked out,â he finishes the thought with a shudder. And as annoying and overbearing and nosy, and oh, disgusting, as Snotlout can be, Hiccup feels the genuine warmth of his concern.
âNah, Iâm good, I see pictures all the time, right?â
âItâs not the same.â
âNo. Itâs not.â
He must fall asleep at some point because he wakes up to his phone buzzing in his pocket, a string of texts coming through all at once.
Astrid (12:00pm): Murder? Astrid (12:02pm): we heard a murder?
#ripped#httyd fic#hiccstrid#modern au#serial killer tour guide au#blood mention#i kept away from the gore though
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Sketchbooks From Over The Last Seven Years
I have a box of sketchbooks and random sketches that Iâve been adding to since I was about 12. Today I went through it all and I decided Iâd make a post about it because. idk. why not I guess? So obviously its not every page of every book but like if anyone wants to go through about 7 years of bad sketchbooks and loose sketches and doodles its under the cut. Some nudity
.Going through this sucked a little because like who in the world ever wants to go through their middle school art??? Its hard not to get rid of that stuff because like not only does it suck but it makes me remember middle school and things like anime club and like. ew. But itâs nice to see how much less I suck at this, even if iâm not nearly as talented as Iâd like to be. It also makes me sad to think of art iâve lost, even if it was bad. I donât have pretty much anything that I did digitally from like age 13-16 because I either deleted it or lost it when a computer broke because i didnt back that up since I didnt think id care but l kinda wish I still had some of that stuff, just like to compare improvement over such a big time period.
 I wanted to find some of my actual finished art to post with this, but I couldnât find it today, so itâs only sketchbook stuff (but I dont finish a lot of things anyway lol). Maybe Iâll make another post comparing old things I actually finished with new stuff once I can find it because I know itâs around here somewhere anyway heres sketchbooks!!
This is from 7th grade, so I guess I was 12. Itâs god fucking awful, complete with drawings of memes (which I will spare u from), slenderman fan art, and a weird message about my middle school bike, which I still have in my garage, being stolen, which it never was. And the brakes do work.
 why
  This one is also from when I was 12, but itâs only about 1/4 of the way full.Â
i think i had a mental brakedown here lmao
@douche-mccooshâ âs sexy page
This one was either from 7th-8th grade or just in 8th grade. Idk. Either way I was probably 13 years old. Just a warning: Mlp fan art starts here
1 (ONE) wolf
idk what this is supposed to be honestly
long forgotten OC
This one was also from when I was 13
I had this from age 13-14, I started drawing digitally a LOT more around age 14, so I guess I wasnt rly using my sketchbook as much
this was like straight copied from a piece I saw at an art magnet school I applied to (obviously I didnt get in lmfao) and I really did not understand how dark I needed to make the paper in some spots. And then I never finished it
A pony OC... she was a robot ok
I think I had this one age 14-15. The paper ended up being translucent so I stopped using it early on. Im kinda glad I didnât fill it up because that actually might be kinda useful to me now
Sweet notes from @lmknoâ Â
This one wasnât in the picture on the top bc I found it later. I think I might also be missing like 1 other one too tbh but oh well lol I think I had it when I was 15? really stopped drawing like a lot around this time, I wasnât doing digital stuff either cuz my computer was broken at the time
This is also about when I stopped throwing away every single thing i drew on a loose piece of paper, so hereâs some random sketches from the general timeframe
First sketches of my OCs Vonn, the fish man and Elliot, the girl with pigtails
Some of my art Iâve sorted correlating to the OCâs and the universe they belong in or whatever so hereâs some OCâs that sort of came about around that time, some of the pictures are from when I was older though
Ginger
the TV head robot guy was named Seven
the guy with the fuckin,, circle head and weird face is Wolfgang, I still draw him a lot today but ive changed how he looks a l o t
I had this age 15-16, so like 2014-15. Maybe early 2016? Thereâs a lot of blank pages and scribbled out things. IÂ
Wolfgang again
fukkin,,,, gaye ass furry roleplay oc
Sketches on loose paper from the time I think??? I honestly cant tell when all of these are from but theyâre gonna go here.
first design of an OC named Eryl
A random D20 character
Eryl
Early drawings of an OC named Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy aka Lucy Ninetimes
Lucy & Wolfgang
And heres more stuff I had sorted by OCs/universe or whatever
main OCs here are Pidgenfinger, with the blue or possibly stylistic black hair, and Chrissy, shes like. A mouse or something
main OCs here are Roland and Ansel, they were like siamese twins and then one of them died at birth and now this guy just has a ghost twin idk it was stupid
Finally weâre at the point that my phone started recognizing faces in my sketchbook. I had this one age 17, i might have started it like right before I turned 17?
Lucy & Wolfgang
Vonn and Elliot on the right side of the page
Pidgenfingersa
Roland & Ansel
Dont Starve fanart on the right
Elliot on the right
Lucy on the bottom left
Vonn & Elliot on this page too
Lucy & Wolfgang, this is dumb but w/e
Von, Elliot, and another OC, Eryl. The lady with horns never got a name
Random Sketches
Lucy
Wolfgang
I got this sketchbook a few months after id turned 18 if i remember correctlyÂ
Lucy, but decapitated
Lucy
Lucy again
Lucy yet again
Lucy!!!!!!!!!!
Wolfgang
(and Lucy)
I got this sketchbok as a gift from my wonderful boyfriend @the-lost-professorâ early january of this year, so technically when I was 18, Iâm now 19
Eryl on bottom right
Stuff I did for mermay
some random sketches
My current sketchbok ft. Tsu This one was also a gift from my boyfriend ⼠I got it late June of this year
Wolfgang
Lucy
Wolfgang
Lucy
Wolfgang and Leah, and OC that i made a long ass time go and I dont have the original picture but I redrew her
Wolfgangs and Lucys
Eryl on the left
The last thing I did for mermay, which I technically finished after may ended
Lucy
and the most recent page! With Lucy and Wolfgang on the right
uhhhhhhhhh
im really fucking hungry now and im gonna go eat bye
#art#artists on tumblr#sketch dumb#sketch compilation#sketchbook compilation#sketchbook#sketchbooks#drawings#pencil#colored pencil#marker#doodles#sketch#sketches#sketching#moleskine#OC#OCs#Original Characters#original character#draw#people#bodies#old art#art comparison#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#yeah
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Orange Lilies, 8/12?
A/N:Â I wrote 11k in 48 hours. Please be prepared to read this in several sittings or not move for an hour or two. I apologize for its length.
Prologue // Previous // Next
Ao3 ff.net-->refuses to accept my copy and paste as non-coded text.
Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Lloyd Remnit is the Victim of a Break and Enter and Subsequent Theft
      It takes several days of ever-heightening tensions to find Lloyd Remnit. In the interim, Torako shouts at Dipper twice to quit hovering (she wants to shout more), Dipper stubbornly refuses to answer any summons (the third time one comes through, he makes a disgruntled expression and mumbles something about an answering machine, whatever that is), and they have a harrowing experience at a Twin Souls convention in South-Central Canada because of a thief. Torako might have enjoyed Dipperâs shock and subsequent revulsion at a graphic Mizcor fanfic reading in room D27, but she was a little busy. Not only was she trying to hunt down the little shit that stole her phone and all the evidence on it, but her period was also square on day two. Yes, she had a MagixTampon in. Yes, she had extras. Also yes, stress fucked her period pain up to astronomical levels, and the cramping was making everything ten times worse than usual.
      Honestly, there were only a few things that saved the convention from being razed to the ground between Torakoâs pain-enhanced irritation and Dipperâs Twin Souls related disgust. They were that one, Torako managed to corner the thief between a rarepair merch stall and somebody selling fanart just safe enough to be shown to the public and just raunchy enough to make Dipper squirm, two, Dipper remained stubbornly attached to her hip and was therefore unable to wreak havoc on the convention-goers, and three, the thief apologized in a small, tremulous voice before offering Torako all his money, please, just donât hurt me I didnât realize you were this intense. Torako showed mercy. Torako only took halfâand she only took it because the thief had wasted time that she could have spent finding Bentley. Even half wasnât an insignificant amount of cash.
      In the end, however, Dipper managed to find Lloyd Remnitâs residence, and they blipped just outside the walls before continuing on.
      âI still think you should have taken all that dudeâs cash,â Dipper said in a (recently) rare display of emotion beyond guilt, protectiveness, or rage. His footsteps were purposefully heavy as they walked up the long gravel drive to Windfall Manor proper. There hadnât even been a gate, but even with Dipper running interference the hum of the wards they passed through had set Torakoâs teeth to vibrating. Rich people, Torako thought.
      âDoes this guy even need this much land? This much grass?â Torako said instead of answering Dipperâs question. It was moot point anyways. Torako looked out at the wide, hilly lawn surrounding them, exquisitely cultivated ornamental gardens dotting the landscape here and there. She hadnât seen so much useless grass in one place in her life. The gardens didnât even look like they had any fruit- or vegetable-bearing plants in them. It was, quite frankly, insane.
      Dipper did his shrug thing. âGrass was pretty normal a millennia or so ago.â
      âWeird,â Torako mumbled. She stared at a bush shaped like a narwhal as they passed. She half-suspected that it wasnât even real. âThis is a really weird dude.â
      Dipper hummed. They then walked in relative silence, the crunch and rasping squeal of stone against stone the only sound. There was no birdsong, no rustling grass, just clear skies up above and a suspiciously perfect hill just ahead. When Torako took a deep breath in through her nose, she could only just smell wet earth and crisp grass, like a ghost of the real thing. Except, you know, less belligerent and murderous than a ghost. She hoped. Murderous grass was uncommon but not impossible, and sheâd already had the dubious pleasure of such an encounter. She wasnât exactly looking for another one.
      At the crest of the hill, Torako hefted her bag up on her back. It was heavier, after a pit-stop at the grocery store for a bunch of goodies. Sheâd even picked up a box of Moffios before putting it back. She wanted Bentley to yell at her about sufficient nutrients and the folly of eating something literally made of sugar. And there, on that hill, Torako stared at the mansion for the first time, and felt her heart swell with hope.
      And also vague disbelief. Windfall Manor was located down the other side of the hill and a few meters out from the bottom of the slope. It was one of the most ostentatious buildings sheâd ever seen. Bits and pieces of what had to be rooms but werenât shaped in any way like rooms were floating above the main structure, all elegant curves and impossible spires. There were no stairs, anywhere. So either the floaty bits were yet more ornamentation, or the entire house was connected by a localized teleportation system, which would be completely and utterly ridiculous. It would also be in line with what Torako had seen so far, and so she steeled herself for more extravagance. The walls were a beautiful creamy color that faded in and out of opalescence, and the edges and corners were gilded, shiningâgorgeous, but enough that Torako could cry in frustration. The moment the thought struck her, Torako had a bad feeling about the situation.
      âWhat a piece of work,â Torako said into the still air. Beside her, Dipper was forgetting to breathe convincingly. Oh well, it probably wouldnât matter much longer.
      âBentley hasnât pissed off any rich people, has he?â Dipper asked. Torako raised her eyebrows in his direction and told herself that Mr. Self-Laceration wouldnât blame Bentley.
      âSure itâs not you?â
      âMe?â Dipper gestured at the house. âIâm not the owner of that thing, as glorious as the spellwork and as handsome as the mathematical precision is.â
      âNo, idiot,â Torako said, frowning. âI mean, have you made any rich enemies that would target Ben in order to hurt you, seeing as youâre kind of hard to hurt yourself?â
      Dipper tilted his head and looked up at the sky. âNot that I remember. You?â
      Torako scowled. They were still standing up on top of the damn hill, having a stupid conversation about inconsequential things and her uterus was set on trying to mimic the pain of being torn apart. She was, perhaps, a little sharper than she meant to be. âGeez, I dunno,  targeting him and then citing you as one of the reasons for kidnapping seems like a pretty good indicator that Iâm at fault here. Clearly.â
      Dipper drew in on himself, shoulders up and arms in. He turned away slightly. Torako felt both guilt and a kind of ugly triumph burn through her. She put her hand on his shoulder. She took a deep breath, and tried to focus on what was important.
      âLetâs justâŚget Bentley.â Torako squinted at Windfall Manor. âI think this place looks promising. Enough money to have enough space to hold somebody, and definitely enough money to do whatever it is to dampen your connection to Ben.â
      âMaybe,â Dipper said. He waited for her to step forward, her hand trailing down and off his arm, before he followed. Torako didnât know if she felt more like a mob boss or an unwitting mother duck.
      âDo we have a plan for this, anyways?â She asked a couple minutes later, just an armâs length from the front door. The glass set into the front was frosted, but was also animated to swirl in aesthetically pleasing patterns at random. The door jam was adorned with gilded scrollwork, which in turn were inset with tiny runes and wards. Some of them were actually augmented with literal gemstones, which explained the thrum tugging on the edges of her ears, settling into her fingerbones. Torako whistled. She was looking forward to smashing this dudeâs face in and then dragging Bentley out before suing the rich shit for all the money she could give to charity. And also invest in therapy for Bentley, because sheâd be damned if a cent of his money went to fix things that he wasnât even remotely responsible for.
      âA plan?â Dipper came in closer and peered at the runes and wards. He didnât touch her, didnât drape all over her like she was his and he was hers. âI was just thinking find Ben and crush this place into dust.â
      Torako tilted her head and grinned a little. It felt plastic on her face. Her eyes ached. âSounds good to me. Want a pack of gunny bears in exchange for shutting down the Manor defenses?â
      âItâs a deal,â Dipper said. They shook hands. A moment later, there was a harsh crack, the smell of burned ozone, and the gild had melted over splintered gemstones into a mess of dripping gold. It was somehow still elegant. Torako hated it.
      The door, now unshackled by layers of what had to be intricate spellwork, drifted open. Torako reached out, pushed it in, and she and Dipper stepped into Windfall Manor. When she held out her hand, Mizarâs Cultbasher was deposited in it, heavy and comfortable in her grasp. It slid down until the end of it, the hilt of it, pressed into the edge of her palm and pinky finger, grounding her.
      The door closed behind them. Dipper kept his feet on the ground, but that was probably because he liked how his steps echoed in the large reception room around them. Torako looked up and around; the ceiling was like that of a giant greenhouseâs, glass set against glass impossibly smooth. The floor was tile, patterned in giant floral swirls of color. It was cracked, in places, runes and wards and deployment circles cut into unsalvageable bits. Torako swung the bat up to rest against her shoulder.
      It was quiet.
      âAny sign of Ben?â she asked, surveying the empty room around them. It looked like on the end of the far room there was a chair like a throne, but it was empty. There were walls all around, walls of glass. No hallways. No way out except for the way they came in, and they werenât leaving empty-handed.
      âNo,â Dipper said, a tightness in his voice. It sounded like he was on the verge of trembling, but from what Torako couldnât guess.
      âWhat about the other one? Lloyd?â
      Dipper didnât answer immediately. The silence had a cant of unsureness, a measure of disbelief and a dash of exhaustion.
      âDipper?â Torako turned to look at him. He had risen up, shedding the remains of his human form until he couldnât be taken for anything but supernatural.
      He avoided her gaze. âIâll take you to him,â he said, and held out his hand.
      Torako narrowed her eyes, swung the bat off her shoulder. âWhat price?â
      âJust a small candy bar.â Dipper was quiet. The hair rose up on the back of her neck. Something was wrong, this wasnât guilt-quiet, this was a dread-quiet.
      âDipper,â Torako asked, âwhatâs wrong?â
      âNothingââ Dipper glanced at her and met her eyes for a second before looking away like she was the one who inspired instinctual fear. âBentleyâs gone, thatâs all. Letâsâjust get me the candy bar, and Iâll take you toâto Lloyd. Remnit. Him.â
      Torako didnât want to give the candy bar up until she found out what was wrong with Dipper. The room seemed to yawn around them, the space wide enough to swallow, wide enough to take the mere half-meter between them and twist it into an abyss. The false sunlight peering through was almost oppressive, the sparkling of the split tiles below vicious, like teeth, and Torako was hit with the sudden realization that they needed to fix whatever was between them, without Bentley there to cover up the divide and make it all better. But that was the thing, she thought to herself. Bentley wasnât there. Bentley had been taken from them.
      Torako stuck out her hand. âDeal,â she said.
      Dipper shook it without ceremony. There was no flash of blue flames. He didnât smile, roughish and dangerous in the corners or between the press of his teeth. Instead, there was the familiar sensation of being tugged somewhere, and suddenly they were in a bedroom.
      It was dark. The curtains, heavy and thick and embroidered with giant moths, were drawn over one entire wall. She could just barely see the outside light hemmed in on the floor below what had to be windows. Torako walked over to them, traced the exquisite workmanship, the painstakingly stitched forms soft ridges under her fingertips. She looked back at Dipper, who was staring at the bed and the figure under the covers. They were snoring, just slightly. Dipperâs shoulders were slumped, but she couldnât quite make out his features in the dimness, just the golden glow of his eyes.
      She set the nailbat down, clenched the heavy curtain in her fists, got a feel for the fabric and the heft. âDipper,â she said, quiet. The relative smallness of the room, the darkness, dampened the sound into something comfortable. Dipper turned his head to look at her.
She tilted her head, held her swathes of curtain up a little. Light billowed stronger onto the ground below, carpeted, spotted with burned magic.
      âOkay,â Dipper said.
      Torako took a deep breath. She closed her eyes, centered herself. Bentley, she told herself, and then she pulled the curtains back as hard as she could.
      Sunlight shone in like a sound, like the sudden blare of a trumpet or the screech of bow against strings, harsh against the preceding silence. The curtains slid, silent, across an invisible track of magical technology. Torako squinted her eyes a little against the invading light, and looked out the window, across the land surrounding them.
      It all seemed so small, from so far up.
      A few moments later, Torako heard the man in the bed groan a little. She turned around, bent down, picked up her nailbat and stood, back to the window. It would disconcert, possibly even frighten, Mr. Remnit. Dipper made no such move, but he was a demon, which was kind of intimidating enough.
      âWhat theâŚâ the man groaned. He waved a hand at the light coming in. âWals, I gave you the day off so I could sleep as much as I wanted all day, goddammit.â
      Torako glanced at Dipper. Dipper was still staring at the man, at Lloyd, like heâd broken his favorite toy and then kicked a puppy or two. Alright, then, no help coming from that corner, so Torako opened her mouth and said, âWell, that explains why the place was so gosh darned empty! And why youâre still asleep at four in the afternoon. Youâre wasting daylight!â
      God, she was turning into her dad.
      The figure on the bed didnât move for a long moment. Then he snuggled back down into the blankets and pillows, grumbling something about awful dreams.
      Torako closed her eyes. Then, she opened them and looked up like the ceiling held answers, but no, there were justâlots of images of coquettish, nearly-naked people of all species and gender. One of them winked at her. She felt herself flush, and looked back at the bed. Torako was hit with the sudden thought that maybe, possibly, this man was naked under the covers.
      Torako steeled herself. She had endured horrors few others had, had seen dismembered corpses that still gave her nightmares, had come home to an empty apartment and evidence of kidnapping. She could handle one naked man.
      âSorry, buddy,â she said. âThis isnât a dream. Isnât even a nightmare. Out of luck there. Yo, Dip, do you mind making our friend here a bit more aware of the situation heâs in?â
      Dipper stared at her. She pantomimed pulling the sheets off. He stared at her longer, then looked back at the sheets, at the figure stubbornly underneath them, and then lifted his eyebrows in what was clearly a, he might be naked under there, do you really actually want me to do that? gesture.
      She pressed her lips together and nodded once, short. It was her best attempt at a nonverbal no, I really donât, but this is probably the best.
      Dipper slowly reached his hand out and curled his fingers into the folds of the sheets. He looked back at her, almost pleading. She tilted her head at him and held up a free hand, because what else could they do?
      Wide-eyed, Dipper pressed his lips together. He tugged the sheet once, sharp, but not hard enough to dislodge it. Before Torako could do more than wonder why exactly he was being so weird about it, he opened his mouth and spoke. âI donât think you want to know what weâre going to do if you donât get up.â
      Lloyd Remnit shifted in bed, turning around enough to get a glimpse of Dipper. He blinked, then rubbed his eyes, and sat up. He definitely wasnât wearing a shirt. Torako looked just enough to get an idea of physique; arms a little toned, but mostly old muscle and normal levels of fat for his age. He was a bit aged, Torako thought, but more like uncle than grandfather. Then he leaned back against the headboard, all casual, and smirked down at Dipper.
      âWell, arenât you a treat?â Lloyd Remnit said. He looked Dipper up and down. Dipper stepped back a little, clearly unnerved by this turn of events. Torako felt a well of anger at Remnit and stepped forward to put herself between Dipperâwho clearly knew something she didnât and was made uncomfortable by itâand the man theyâd come to interrogate. That was working well.
      The moment she did that, though, Remnit burst into action, slapping a hand against the closest bedpost. It lit up for a split second before cracking further, green sparks flying out to die, harmless, mid-air. Remnit stared at the bedpost. Torako smiled as she finished blocking Remnitâs view of Dipper.
      âYeah, we took care of that,â she said, affecting nonchalance and confidence. Even though the room was small, everything in here was clearly quality that would take a decent chunk out of her parentsâ paychecks, even before donating a great deal of it to charity. âAny more questions?â
      Remnit squinted at her. âCould you get out of the way? Iâd at least like some eye candy to look at.â
      Torakoâs smile thinned. She made sure to heft her bat up again, so that Remnit clearly saw what exactly was in store for him if he didnât stop with his shit. âIâm not eye candy enough for you?â she asked.
      âHeâs more my taste,â Remnit said.
      Dipper put a hand on her shoulder. She raised her eyebrows at Remnit, even though she was really raising them at Dipper. There was a moment of silence from him, and then Dipper said, âItâs okay, Ra. If he wants eye candy, Iâll give him eye candy.â
      Torako obliged, and stepped out of the way. Dipper strode past her, got closer to Remnit, and sat on the bed. Remnit seemed a bit taken aback by this gesture.
      Then Dipper held up a hand, and Remnit recoiled, screaming. Sweets poured onto the bed. Torako connected the dots and had to swallow hard at the mental image that came forward.
      âWhat the fuck!â Remnit screamed, on the other side of the bed. âWhat the fuck??â
      âYou donât have to eat it,â Dipper said, quiet. âYou just said you wanted to look, right? So here it is.â
      âWhat the fuck are you?? Why are you here, holy fuck!â
      Torako shifted so that she could tackle Remnit if need be. He might try to run. They werenât going to let him. She would break his arm before letting him go. There was a wardrobe half in the way, but it would slow him down just enough to help her catch him easier.
      âWeâre here for an important friend of ours,â Dipper said. There was an undercurrent to his voice that had Remnit paling. âAnd last thing we found pointed to you.â
      âIn case you need reminding,â Torako said, an easy smile back on her face, âit has to do with a fridge you commissioned. Could transport live bodies?â
      Remnitâs dark eyes, somewhat familiar, flickered between the two of them. âI haveâŚhypothetical knowledge of that,â he whispered, then wet his lips. âWhatâsâŚin it for me?â
      Torako laughed a little. âWhat do you think is in it for you?â
      âYou should probably answer wisely,â Dipper said, eyes clear, still on the bed. Anyone who didnât know him wouldnât see how wrong he was arranging himself into something casual, unaffected.
      âIâŚâ Remnit said. âIâŚdidnât get to where I am now by settling.â
      Torako smirked, but she was watching Remnitâs hands. They were twitching in a way that seemed half-controlled. She thought about the level of magic set into the house, how much everything relied on it.
      âDipdop,â she said.
      âI know,â he said. âHe wonât do anything.â
      Remnitâs movements faltered. âWhat?â
      âHe wonât want to tell us anything either,â Dipper said. He shifted. âIf heâs anything like the man I once knewâŚis this about family, Lloyd?â
      âI havenât met you before,â Remnit said. He took a step back, back against the tall, ornate wardrobe Torako had noticed earlier. It was very clean, light glinting off it like the wood was alive. Torakoâs smile felt frozen to her face.
      âNot that you remember,â Dipper said. âAnd I guess that makes all the difference, doesnât it? Iâm not family, somebody else is. The somebody who has Bentley.â
      âWhat are you even on about?â Remnit snapped. He slapped his hand against the wardrobe, transferred whatever spell heâd been crafting between his fingers into the wood. It crackled, distorted, then shot at both Torako and Dipper. Torako tucked into a smooth roll and slammed the nailbat into the wood hard enough to punch holes, the enchantments on the bat combating with the enchanted wardrobe.
      Dipper had tessered right up against Remnit, who sucked in a quick breath and stilled. Torako stood, watched.
      âBentley,â Dipper said, âis my family. You were once, Stan. But that was lifetimes ago, so I canât blame you for not being now, right?â
      âDipdop,â Torako said.
      âWhat the fuck?â Remnit whispered.
      âExcept I will blame you,â Dipper said. He set his hand against Remnitâs forehead. âYour loyalty has been given to the wr̢oÍÍnÍ̢gĚ¨Ň person this time, Stan. Tell me where mÍŚÍĽÍÍŻÍĚyĚĚĚĚĚ̳ͨ͌̊ĚÍ ĚĚÍĚĄsÍÍĚŹĚšĚÍ̲iÍÍ
ĚĽĚŠstÍĚÍĚÍeÍĚͧĚÍĚĚšĚ̯̎̚rÍĚĚĚ´ĚĚĚĚĚŤ ÍŚĚ
ĚͤĚȨ̌͌ÍÍĚ ĚŻiÍĄÍĚÍĚŽÍ̳̍sĚĚͧĚĚĄĚŠĚŞĚ°.â
      Torakoâs smile slid off her face. She stepped forward.
      âI donât know,â Remnit said. âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
      âWho did you commission the stasis fridge for?â Dipper crooned. âI will give you what you desire most if you just tell me who you commissioned that stasis fridge for.â
      Torako took another step. âDipper, stop. Youâre getting out of hand. Dipper, stop.â
      Remnit paused. Then, he laughed, hard and long, startling Dipper enough that he pulled away just a little, just enough for something in the air to loosen and for Torako to breathe a little easier.
      âNothing,â Remnit said, âis more important than family.â
      Dipper didnât even breathe. He canted his head back towards Torako. âI agree,â he said. Torako read the question in the quirk of his pointed ear, in the set of his hand on his hip. She pursed her lips.
      âThereâs no other way?â she asked.
      âStan is stubborn,â Dipper said. âI admired that, once.â
      Torako readjusted the grip on her nailbat. âA bag of Octopods and a bag of Chocolate Chicken Waffle Chips?â
      âAnd a lock of hair,â Dipper said.
      Remnit had lost some of the courage heâd pulled together only moments before. It had, Torako thought, evidently fled in the pieces heâd finally put together. âNo,â he said. âMy wards, theyâre too strong.â
      âAnd a lock of my hair,â Torako said, âin return for the knowledge of who took Bentley, and where they live.â
      âWho are you?â Remnit hissed. He held up a hand, desperate energy crackling in it, and shoved it into Dipper. Dipper looked down at it, then grinned at Remnit.
      âDĚÍŁÍÍŞĚĚĚ̸͢ĚĚĽĚŻeĚĚÍ̸̼ͤÍĚźaÍĚ˝ĚͤĚÍ̜̥̟Í
Ě°ÍÍlĚĚĚĚÍĄÍĚĽĚÍ
Í̤̝̏ÍĚ ,â he said, blue flaring high, and set his hands on Remnitâs head like he was going to pluck the strings of a harp, delicate but firm.
      Remnit didnât scream. He let out a hitched sob. Dipper withdrew something from Remnitâs mind, and then flung it out. A heartbeat, two, and then Torako knew.
      Torako stared at Remnit. He was collapsed on the ground, a puppet with cut strings, a man whose base morals had been violated. Torako remembered Bentley, kneeling at his fatherâs funeral, accepting orange lilies with shaking hands. She remembered dark, flat eyes. Something dark and horrible and scared welled up in the pit of her chest, nearly choking her. She wanted to scream. She wanted to cry. She wanted to kill Remnit.
      âHow dare you,â Torako told Remnit, voice shaking. âHow fucking dare you hide behind family to justify their actions. You fucking supported them! What the actual fuck?â
      âYou took it from me,â Remnit whispered to his hands. âYou took it from me.â
      âAnd your nibling took my partner from me!â Torako screamed.
      âTorako?â Dipper asked.
      Torako lifted the nailbat. Her hand hurt from how tight she was gripping it. She wanted to drive Mizarâs Cultbasher into Remnitâs skull, over and over. How dare he. How dare he.
      Bentley was more important.
      âDipper,â Torako said. She dropped the bat, stared at Remnit, heartbeat roaring in her ears. âI will give you another bag of candy, one in my bag, to make sure he canât warn anybody about whatâs coming for them. He canât tell anybody we were here. He canât tell anybody weâre coming. He canât tell anybody what was done to him. He canât let anybody know that theyâre in danger.â
      âI mean, okay, but Torako?â
      âDo we have a deal or not, Alcor?â Torako snarled. Remnit flinched at Alcorâs name, started crying.
      Dipper was silent for several rapid heartbeats, then he said, âDeal.â Torakoâs backpack lightened again, and Dipper put his hand on Remnitâs head again. Blue flames flared, then died, and Remnit curled over, hiding his face in his hands.
      âLetâs get out of here,â Torako said, after a long moment. She felt vindicated, and terrible, and angry and scared because Bentley had told them he was Mizar.
      âTorako, who was it?â Dipper caught her arm, talons digging in just a little. Torako looked into his eyes. Her body was light, carried on a wave of turbulent emotion.
      âOnce we get out,â Torako said, and no sooner had she spoken were they on the lawn by the wardstones, right at the beginning of the gravel path. The sky was still, there was no birdsong, and the grass under their feet was artificial at best. Everything was wide and open and wrong.
      âTell me,â Dipper said. She couldnât stall any longer.
      âDr. Fantino,â Torako said. âTheir name is Vallian. They gave Bentley orange lilies at Philipâs funeral.â
      Dipper froze, eyes wide in horror. The air was suddenly like syrup, pressing down on her shoulders and leaving her slow, heavy. âThe one that BentleyâŚâ
      âCursed.â Torako gripped Dipperâs hand with everything she had. She laughed a little at a sudden thought, high and on the hysterical side. âBentley really did piss off somebody rich, I guess.â
      Dipper snarled. The air around him turned dark, almost misty. Everything around them seemed like it was moving, but Torako felt nothing. His wings curled and grew into a shroud around them, at once shielding and suffocating. âIÍĚÍŻĚ̢ĚÍĚł ĚĚĚĚĚÍŤÍ̡̜̾ÍÍ
ÍÍÍ̹̍ÍwͧĚĚĚÍ̡Í
ĚĚĚÍĚŻĚťiĚżÍ̸̜Ě̲lÍͤ̽ͤÍĚĚ̾͢ĚĚťÍÍĚÍĚąÍlÍŚÍŚĚžĚÍ̤̼̟̟̚ ĚĚĚžÍÍĚĚżĚÍĚĚŹÍĚĽĚĚťĚdĚͼ̸̜̎ÍĚ ÍeĚÍĚͤĚĚĚťĚĚ°ĚĽÍsĚÍĚÍĚĚtĚĚ̽͊ĚĚÍÍĚŹÍÍrÍÍĚĚÍÍÍÍĚĽoĚÍͧ͢ÍĚŞĚĽĚ˛Ě yĚÍ ĚÍŽĚĚĚĚĚÍÍĚŻÍÍĚĚąĚĚÍĚťhĚÍÍŠÍ¤Ě§ÍĄĚ¤Ě ĚĚŽĚłĚ ĚiÍŻÍŠÍÍÍŁĚĚ´ĚźmÍÍÍŠÍĚÍÍĽÍŠĚÍÍĚŞĚŤĚ ,â Dipper said. âI̞̽ĚÍÍĚĚÍ̤̣Ě̝̚âÍĚżĚĚÍĚşÍ̪̲̪ĚĚlĚĚͧĚÍĚÍÍÍĚŠĚŠĚÍĚlĚžĚÍŠĚÍÍÍḬ̢̧́âÍŹÍŞĚĚĚžÍĚĚŹÍĚÍ
ÍÍ̲ĚĚŤâ
      Torakoâs phone chimed, the chime from Lataâs parents. It cut through the syrup around her; the last sheâd heard from Lataâs parents hadnât exactly been positive news. Her heart in her throat, she pulled it out, navigated to messages. She choked, her fear rising above her anger. Bentley was important, but Lata wasâLata was a baby.
      âDipper,â she said. âLataâs missing. Lataâsâwe have to find Lata.â
      Dipper let out a noise that was more squealing tires and thunder than human, tugged her close, and they left Windfall Manor more abruptly than theyâd arrived.      Â
      Bentley had lost track of time.
      He also lost track of what itâs like to actually chew or ingest food orally; all of the nutrients his body requires have been supplied to him so far by a NutriPatch, even though those are really only supposed to be used short term. He should know, he visited Torako in the hospital and got that lecture from the nurse on Torakoâs behalf. That had been a little uncomfortable. Maybe not as uncomfortable as the saline drip embedded in his armâthat was sure to leave a scar and he was high-key avoiding those thoughtsâbut certainly not fun.
      Bentley had also lost track of what itâs like to move more than five steps at a time. He was always strapped down to the bed when people come in to check his vitals, take DNA samples for some awful reason that he would freak out over if he thought about it, so he didnât. He also was reduced to dragging around his IV drip with him, because there was some sort of non-tamper seal on the drip and he hadnât managed to get his hands on anything that would allow him to sigil it off. He wanted to save the last-resort of using his own blood as a medium until he had a clearer chance to escape.
      What Bentley had gained, had slowly been gaining, was energy.
      Not quickly. No, residual, fragmented nightmares kept him from actually getting the sleep he needed to make a decent recovery. At the same time, he also wasnât being actively sucked of energy in order to fuel his own nightmares and keep him locked in a mirror hellscape funland of his own imagining, so, the pros were outweighing the cons at the moment. Bentley was going to take whatever the fuck he could get.
      Which, he thought as he sat in a corner in the dark, pale hospital gown pooling around him, wasnât exactly a lot.
      He pressed his chin to the valley between his knees, looked out to where he knew the vase of orange lilies sat in a protective alcove. For somebody who professed not to ascribe to acting based on illogical emotion, Bentley thought, Dr. Fantino was really, almost hilariously petty. It made him really angry.
      Even after what felt like at least a week of knowing the lilies were there, they made Bentley want to cry. The slight against his father had been turned into something worse, something to taunt and goad Bentley with rather than an honest, if despicable, act. Dr. Fantino, Bentley knew, was using Philip to get under Bentleyâs skin, and it was working. When he wasnât too exhausted to feel, or too stressed and sad to think, Bentley was constantly furious. Dr. Fantino being absent whenever Bentley was awake only fanned the flames higher; they had the gall to kidnap him, subject him to torture that was sure to set him back yearsâ worth of therapy, and then? They didnât even? Interact? With him?
      Bentley hugged himself tight, digging his hands into his legs. He was losing weight. His hair was uncomfortably long. His nails were kept trimmed and soft, but they would be longer than he was used to if they hadnât been. Bentley was losing time.
      He closed his eyes, started to doze in the corner. He woke an indeterminable amount of time later, feeling space closing in around him, crushing him, welding his throat shut and unable to make a single sound.
      Bentley yelled at the walls to make himself feel better until nothing came out but a raspy, whistley noise. Then he couldnât make noise with his throat, and it was awful, but drumming his fingers on the floor helped, standing and moving just because he could helped. When he was able to think again, Bentley set his forehead against the wall and closed his eyes.
He lifted his hand, one finger outstretched, and began to trace the shape of sigils into the wall. âFire,â he said in a whisper, tracing fire and then breaking it. âWater. Earth. Lightning. Air. Connection,â and so on, creating and detonating in his mindâs eye. Every so often, he traced Alcorâs circle into the wall. Said please. Waited long moments in which he knew nothing would happen, but hoped anyways, before moving on to more complicated, more powerful, more theoretically dangerous things. Bentley wondered, absently, why Dipper hadnât come yet.
 Then, the lights came on and they gassed the room to knock him out. He drooped down the side of the wall, throat sore, and watched the blurry images of the nurses come in to bundle him back into bed. He was harmless. His limbs didnât move. They showed no fear.
Bentley was losing time, but there was nothing he could do but bide it.
      Lata was in Australia. Lata was safe. Lata was happily playing with a very tired woman Torakoâs never met, who Lata apparently has and who Lata had also successfully conned into letting her visit. The woman did not yet know this. Lata had whispered it gleefully in Torakoâs ear because Torako was the Fun One, right before Dipper had pulled Torako abruptly aside to demand they destroy everything Fantino held dear.
      Torako had to convince Dipper that that did not mean it was time to lambast Fantinoâs house, under her breath and doing her best not to let the woman whose house they were in know that, you know, she had let a demon inside.
      âItâs home,â Torako hissed to Dipper. âYeah itâs where he lives too, but youâll go overboard and cause another international incident, beyond the mysterious glass found in the middle of the desert. Yes, I saw that article, you didnât hide it nearly well enough.â
      âBentley could be there,â Dipper hissed back, his face inhuman because he wasnât looking at the Australian womanâTorako thought her name was Tom, or Tam, or something. âWe need to get Bentley and make that man pay.â
      âWe donât even know if Benâs in the house,â Torako said.
      âWe donât even know that he isnât,â Dipper retorted. Their faces were close in order to facilitate better hearing at lower decibels, and also in order to increase the intensity of their glaring at each other.
      âWhatchu doing?â Lata asked, flopping over Torakoâs back. Torako tipped forward at the unexpected weight. Her face smooshed into Dipperâs, her nose almost jamming into his eye.
      âThis is a private conversation,â Dipper said, tense but trying not to make Lata cry. Torako braced her hands on his shoulders and pushed herself back upright. Lata giggled.
      âThisâs private property, and itâs seven fucking thirty in the fucking morning,â the Australian Woman Tom Slash Tam said.  âYou got something to say, say it loudân clear.â
      Dipper and Torako exchanged a look. Torako turned to face Tom Slash Tam, and said in the flattest tone she could manage, âLata did not tell you that their parents had no idea they were going to Australia.â
      Tom Slash Tam stared. âWhat.â
      âI got a text, just earlier todayââ which was not a lie, just a very misleading turn of phrase ââin a panic about where Lata had disappeared off to. I need to let them know where they are. Dipper thinks we should return immediately. I think you need to be told whatâs up.â That was a lie. They hadnât even discussed it.
      Tom Slash Tam gaze shifted to the limpet on Torakoâs back. They had their face pressed into the back of Torakoâs neck. âLata,â Tom Slash Tam said.
      Lata whined and squeezed Torakoâs neck tighter. Torako choked a little and tapped Lataâs crossed arms furiously.
      Tom Slash Tam crouched down lower. âLata,â she said, voice low. âDid you lie to me?â
      Lata whined again and kicked their feet against Torakoâs butt. Torako pried their arms from around her neck and breathed a little easier, but didnât move to make Lata face the other woman.
      âLata,â Dipper said. Torako glanced at him. His eyes were white and brown again, which was disconcerting every time she saw them like that. âAnswer Tommy, please.â
      Lata said something into Torakoâs neck.
      âSpeak up, please,â Torako said.
      âI said I donât feel they right now, I feel she,â Lata said, directly into Torakoâs ear.
      Tommy nodded. âThatâs fine, thank you for telling us. But Lata, did you lie to me about coming over?â
      Lata paused. âNo,â she said in a bald-faced lie.
      Torako raised her eyebrows at Tommy. Tommy raised hers right back. They shared the look that adults do when kids decide to be more difficult than the situation calls for, and then Tommy pressed on.
      âThen didâŚTorako, was it? Right, Torako. Then did Torako lie?â
      Lata paused again. Torako knew that she was going to be thrown under the bus as last-minute sacrifice when Lata said, âYes.â
      âSo,â Tommy drawled, âyou didnât actually try to pull the wool over my eyes by fabricatingâmaking upâseveral messages saying that yes, theyâd be glad to let you come see me, yes they were happy toâve meet me and make sure I wasnât some sort of creep after their kid and I made a real good impression, can you take our kid in a couple days?â
      Torako did not point out that the whole situation was unrealistic. She honestly didnât understand how Tommy could have been fooled by a five year old.
      âYes,â Lata said. She dug her hands into Torakoâs shoulders, and Torako hissed in discomfort. âIâm only five.â
      Tommy narrowed her eyes at Torako. Torako sighed, pulled out her phone, and navigated to the message in question. Tommy took the phone, read the message, and sighed back at Torako. âIâm a fuckwit,â Tommy said, before pulling out her own phone to call Lataâs parents and walking a few steps away.
      Lata leaned into Torako and whispered, loudly, âYou sold me out!â
      Torako looked, unimpressed, at Dipper. At the look on his face, her expression faltered. âDipper?â she asked.
      âAre you done?â Dipper asked. Heâd sunk his fingers into the floor, curved and rigid in ways human hands were never meant to be. Torakoâs heart sunk, and she felt Lata scrunch down more behind Torakoâs back. âLata is fine. Lata is safe. We should be finding Bentley.â
      Torako narrowed her eyes. âWeâre not going to the CalFed.â
      âItâs our only clue,â Dipper hissed.
      âAnd they will know youâre there,â Torako said, straightening up. Lata slid off her. âBecause you will have no chill while youâre there, and then theyâll find out that Iâm involved, and weâll never be let back into the country.â
      Dipper snarled. His eyes flashed black and gold before they turned back to brown and white. âYouâre worried about being let back in to the country?â
      âMy family lives there,â Torako snarled right back, nastiness blooming in her. âWe are not putting them in danger.â
      âThey wonât be in danger.â
      âTell that to the glass in the Sahara Desert,â Torako said. She leaned forward and bared her teeth. Dipper bared his right back, sharp like sharksâ and wide enough to clamp around her throat. Torako didnât back down.
      âDo you even loĚvĚĄe Bentley?â Dipper sneered, and it was like heâd stabbed her in the heart. âYouâre messing around here and heâs in the hands of an egotistical shit who knows who he is and if you l̸o̸vÍ ed̢ ĚĄ him, youâd go sÍĚÍĄav̾ͥeÍÍÍ Ěľh̥̾̾im͢.â
      Torako moved through shock, to hurt, to grief and then back to anger fast enough that if it had been turns on a roller coaster, sheâd have suffered whiplash. She surged forward, pushing her face up into Dipperâs and grabbing a fistful of his shirt. âWho was the fuckhead who ran off and wasnât there for Bentley in the first fucking place?â she said, voice low, deep like it was coming from her chest.
      Dipperâs face twisted in guilt and fury. His eyes flicked from her eyes down to just below her chin. She lifted it, exuding as much Iâd like to see you try as she could. Deep down, underneath her hurt and anger, something was screaming at her to back down, to get away and to stop threat-posturing in front of something that could crush her without a second thought.
      âWhat the fuck is going on here?â
      Torako blinked. She remembered, suddenly, where they were, who they were with. She realized, a split second after remembering, that Dipperâs face was sporting some decidedly unhuman features, and she tugged Dipper in closer so that Tommy couldnât see. Torako looked up at Tommy.
      âWeâreâŚfighting,â she said.
      Lata was standing next to Tommy. Her eyes looked suspiciously shiny, and Torako watched as she tugged on Tommyâs well-worn shirt. âThey said Uncle Ben is gone, and they gotta find him.â
      Tommy crossed her arms. âI think you need to explain what batshit fuckery is going on. Not on the floor. We paid for the fucking couches, and so youâre going to use them and be civilized about it, not like a couple of pixies fighting over a scrap of magic in the local tarot readerâs dumpbin. â
      Dipper stood. Torako knew that he hadnât put his human guise back on by how Tommy inhaled sharply and took a step back, herding Lata behind herself.
      âWe donât have time,â Dipper said. There was a buzz against Torakoâs skin, like a cacophony of cicadas pressing into her. She took a deep breath. âBentley isnât safe, he is oÍuŇrs, he is m̧iÍ̸nÍe̴̾, and he n͢Í̸eĚ̴̡eÍ̴͢ḑ̸ÍsÍÍ Í ÍtĚśŇoÍ Í ÍbÍȩ ÍsĚĚÍavÍĄÍeÍ̧͢dĚÍĚĄ.â
      Tommy looked between the two of them, eyes narrowed. Torako stood up, angling herself between Tommy and Dipper. She didnât know which one of them she was supposed to end up stopping, if it came to blows.
      âDipper,â Torako said. âI told you, going to Fantinoâs house isnât going to help anything.â
      Dipper dug his hand into her arm (again, what was with him and her arm lately) and spun her around. Something inside her strained at the manhandling. âYĚĄĚ´o̢̜̾uÍ Ík̨ņowĚ˘Í ĚˇÍĄnoÍtÍĄhÍÍiĚśnÍg of where he is,â he said, static peppering his voice and burrowing beneath her skin. The tone, the words, made that strained something snap, and Torako stood tall. âYou are mÍ ÍÍÍ Ě˘oĚĄÍĚĄr̴̡ÍÍĚśţaŇÍÍĚlÍ˘ĚľĚśÍ Ě˘Í̢Í͢  and you canât bÍĚ´e̢̾ginÍ Í tÍ ÍŇo͢ ĚuĚ̢nĚśd̢̥͢eĚĄrŇĚ´s̢tÍ̴̢aĚ´nÍÍdÍĄ ̡ÍwĚśhÍÍĄaĚ̢tĚĄ Íitâ̴̧ÍsĚĄ lĚ´iÍÍĚľkĚeÍââ
      âI love him too,â Torako said, pushing right back, grabbing his arm right back and squeezing tight, curling her fingers as much into claws as she could. He had melted back into his suit, void-black and snow-white and intimidating as all fuck to people who didnât know him, which was most of the planet and more. She knew him, though. She wasnât fucking intimidated by his fancy-ass suit or his impossible fabric or even his goddamn teeth. Torako stared him down, using her height to her advantage. If he wanted to float and be taller that way, heâd have to shove her face out of the way. âI love him, I told you I love him more than I love myselfââ
      âC̡ÍlÍĚ´ęaÍ̸̾r̥͢Íl̸y yÍoĚÍ̧u͢ ÍdĚ´ĚoŅ̌nâ̡ÍtĚĚÍ,̡ÍÍ Ě˘bĚĄĚȩc̡̥aĚĄĚśuÍsÍ Ěśe Íy̡ͥouĚ¸Ě ŇaĚľrĚľÍeĚľnĚĄÍĚľâ̡̧t̢Í͢ Ě´ÍĄ wĚ´ÍĄiĚ´ÍĚĄÍl̜ͥlĚľÍÍÍĄŇiĚŇnĚgÍĄÍĚ˘Ň tĚ¸Í oĚ´ĚÍ âÍÍâ
      âI do, you absolute fuckface, and you also donât know where he is, thatâs the whole fucking reason heâs still not safeââ
      Somebody was crying, but Torako didnât care because Dipper needed to be shut down and also kicked a little, probably.
      âI knĚśowÍ m̸ore tÍhan y̧ou, yĚľou̧ wÍoul̸d ĚśknĚĄo͢w ͢nothiÍ ng Ňi̡f̸ it ĚľwĚľerenât̢âÍâ
      âAnd neither would you, because you left, you left and went off to have a fucking pity party instead of being with usââ
      âHEY!â
      Torako, without looking, snapped over her shoulder, âShut up and stay out of it.â
      Dipper hiss-snarled from around her shoulder. His wings had come out, sharp and wicked and shadow. Torako drew herself up even further and pushed down on his arm.
      âStop lÍĚÍ oÍ̧̥ÍoÍÍ̧̡̡mĚ´Ě´iŇ̨ĚnÍ Í̸̢ÍgÍ ŇĚĚľ,â Dipper growled.
      âStop hurting me,â Torako growled right back.
      âJusĚśtĚĄ ÍimagiÍĄne whĚ´atÍ BȩntlĚľȩyâs ÍgĚoinģ thro̡ugĚ´hÍ,ĚĄâ Dipper said, âbecÍau̡se yÍo̢u ̧wouĚl̡dÍnâÍ t Íl̡eÍ t̢ mÍeĚ Í tÍeĚ´aĚr ̢ÍtÍ̸hÍ̸aŇt̡̨̜ p͢eÍrŇs̡̡onÍ âÍ̧sĚ´ ŇhÍ̸o̢mÍeÍ ĚĄÍ Í̡ͥaÍĚp̸aÍ̢Ír̸̥ͥtĚ´Ň ĚľĚ§tĚÍoĮ́ ÍÍĚľfiÍnĮ́dÍ ÍÍhiÍmÍ ĚÍ.̧â
      âJust imagine what Bentley would feel,â Torako said right back, âwhen he found out you decimated the place he grew up because you werenât thinking straight.â
      âJÍĚuÍsÍtĚĄ iÍĚ´m͢aŇg̸Íi͢͢nÍeÍ̧,â Dipper started, but never finished because suddenly there was a deluge of icy water being splashed on them. Torako shrieked. Dipper jumped up in the air and stayed there, blinking the water out of his eyes. Torako wiped soaking hair from out of her face and tried to process what had just happened.
      âYou get to clean that up, by the way,â Tommy said. Torako looked over, finally, and Tommy was holding Lata in one arm so that Lata could press her face into Tommyâs chest. There was a bucket in her other hand. âTowelsâre in the bathroom. Get your arses dry and mop the floor up and then come sit on the damned couch. Stop making the kid cry.â
      Torako, dripping water, exchanged a guilty glance with Dipper. Dipper caught her eye, and looked away.
      Yeah. Torako nodded, fight gone, and turned around to go get some towels. If she took a while coming back, and if her eyes were a little red when she finally emerged, then nobody would say anything.
      Dipper curled up on one end of the couch. Torako was curled up on the other, a towel around her shoulders. There was as much space as possible between them.
      Dipper hated and needed it all at once.
      Across from them, on a ratty armchair that looked as though it was held up only by layers and layers of threadbare spells, Tommy nursed something slightly alcoholic and stared them down. Crackles of amber irritation lanced through her aura. Sheâd sent Lata to another room to play with their dog. Dipper hadnât even noticed the dog, coming in, too caught up in Fantino, and Bentley, and the all-encompassing need to save and fix.
      âSo,â Tommy said, finally. âIâve got a fuckin demon in my house.â
      Dipper scrunched his shoulders and crossed his arms. He looked away at the bookshelf, which held an eclectic collection of physical books, datapads, storage drives and also various animal skulls.
      âWhich one is he?â Tommy asked. Dipper hunched over more and noted one book was about astrophysics. More specifically, he realized, the mingling of magic with astrophysics, and postulation as to whether or not there was a limit to how far magic extended from Earth, and if it was an Earth-only phenomenon or one that extended throughout the entire universe, or something inbetween.
      âAlcor,â Torako said, quiet and not quite like herself. Dipper wondered if sheâd ever been herself, since Bentley had been taken. Heâd been too wrapped up in himself to notice.
      âOf course,â Tommy drawled. âOf fucking course. I threw water on one of the most powerful known entities in the universe.â
      Dipper thought of the glimpses of his future, aching loneliness and power enough to burn whatever he touched. He didnât like thinking about that, so he started thinking about magic and astrophysics again, while half-paying attention to the conversation going on in the same room.
      âIt happens,â Torako said.
      âAnd you!â Tommy said, louder. âYou were going nose to nose with that overpowered soulsucker, what the fuck are you?â
      âHisâŚfriend? Partner?â Torako paused. âIâm human, if thatâs what youâre asking.â
      Dipper switched his attention to the couch under his hand. He started to trace the weave with his claws, dulling their edges so that he didnât snap the threads on accident.
      âYou arse-tipped dick-waffling crazy shit,â Tommy said. âAnd thereâsâŚanother one of you, right? The one thatâs missing?â
      Guilt and grief and anger gripped Dipper so tight he forgot himself, punching a hole into the couch. Seized by terror, he checked that connection between himself and Mizar againâstill dampened, still there, butterfly-wingbeat-weak against his senses.
      âMy couch,â Tommy said.
      âSorry,â Dipper said. He glanced over at Tommy, aura a confusing mix of colors, and then away. âSorry.â
      âYeah,â Torako said. âBentley. Um. Itâs a long story.â
      âThatâs fine,â Tommy said. âGive me the important shit.â
      âUm. I guess. Bentley got kidnapped, about five days ago? I canât remember exactly. I was useless the first day, and after that things have gone soâso fast. We finally found out who took him, today, and we know why, but we donâtâwe donât agree on what to do next.â
      âShit,â Tommy said. âAnd youâve only had each other for company for five days?â
      Torako laughed. Dipper concentrated on curling in on himself as much as he could at the bitterness there. âYeah. Weâweâre kind of a mess, arenât we?â
      âFuckin understandable, though,â Tommy said. She paused. âIs it normal for him, to, uh, do that?â
      Torako shifted. She huffed a little, but when she spoke there was a bit of a smile in her voice. âDipper, your tween is showing.â
      Dipper looked back at her. She seemed a little larger than before, and with an aura dulled with emotional exhaustion it meant that heâd shrunk again. Dipper put his face in his hands.
      âI take that as a yes.â Tommy was sitting with one leg crossed over the other, drink held loosely in one hand. âNot the weirdest thing Iâve seen, though.â
      The front door opened. A voice floated in, strong and upbeat. âDarling, you called just a bit ago? Is everything all right?â
      Dipper stared at Tommy over the tips of his claws. Tommy took a long, languid sip of her drink before answering. âIn the living room, Filara! Weâve got someâŚdisastrously interesting guests. Lataâs in the bedroom with Fuzzles.â
      âThatâs right,â Torako said, a little faintly. âYou have a wife.â
      âI do,â Tommy said, a kind of proud, self-satisfied grin on her face.
      âSheâŚgoing to be okay with this?â
      âWell, she might be able to help you. She knows a bit of everything. Smart woman, my Filz.â Tommyâs grin took on a shit-eating cant. âAlso the reactionâll be balls hilarious.â
      Dipper groaned. Pathetic. All-powerful demon and Acaciaâs troublemaking nature always made him quail.
      âWhatâs that about your balls?â Filara asked. Dipper looked at Filara, and then kept looking, because that was Lionel and what was Lionel doing married to Acacia?
      âOur guests might have a couple of questions for you,â Tommy said. She gestured to the both of them, sad and huddled on the couch, like she was unveiling some great and wonderful monument to the world.
      âOh, Iâm happy to answerâŚâ Filara looked from Torako to Dipper and trailed off. She stared. Dipper stared back, still lost in the mental gymnastics of but this is my dad but that is my niece but this is my dad and my niece married???? and only distantly aware of the fact that he looked like a prepubescent non-human in an impossible suit.
      There was a beat of silence born of mutual surprise.
      âUh,â Filara said. âDarling?â
      Tommy took another sip of her drink. Out of the corner of his eye, Dipper could see smug pinpricks of orange-lilac in her aura. âYes, Filz?â
      âIgnoring the gorgeous woman on our couch,â Filara said, âthereâsâŚa thirteen-year-old on our couch?â
      Torako made a gurgling noise. Dipper was almost impressed. Most people pegged him for ten or eleven. Nobody overshot his age (even if it was just barely) in this form.
      âKind of,â Tommy said.
      âAnd heâsâŚtheyâreâŚsheâsâŚnotâŚhuman?â
      âThatâs speciesist. Wow Filz. I expected better of you.â
      Torako kind of half-raised her hand. âHeâs a demon.â
      âYes, a demon. Thank you, gorgeous woman whose name I donât know.â Filara took a half step forward as Torako gurgled again, and shifted her corrective lenses. He almost hadnât seen them. âDarling, why is there a demon on our couch?â
      Tommy hummed. âAsk him.â
      Filara took a deep breath, then turned to face Dipper more squarely. âWhy are you on our couch?â
      Dipper gestured at Tommy, and every answer except for, âShe told me toâ escaped his mind in that moment.
      Torako supplemented the information. âI got a text from Lataâs parents. They didnât know sheâd come here, though I think they know now, and they know where the bill for the ticket to get here came from.â
      âAh.â Filara said. She waved her hand, and a rocking chair appeared from nowhere to settle in next to Tommyâs threadbare monstrosity. Dipper recognized the echo of Lionelâs taste in furniture in the cushions, firm but not flat. âThat explains a little more, but not enough. Start from the beginning?â
      Dipper opened his mouth.
      âNot you,â Filara said, and proceeded to point at Torako. Tommy took another smug sip of her alcohol. There was lemon in it. Dipper bet that it was something Torako would like. âYou. Mr. Demon seems a little useless information-wise, and no offense but Iâm not sure I would trust him. Also,â she said, glancing back at Dipper, âcan I get a name so I donât call you Mr. Demon? It seems a little odd to, especially when youâre being so quiet and polite and not actively bartering for my soul or my left arm.â
      âIâm Tyrone,â said Dipper.
      âHeâs Alcor,â said Tommy a heartbeat later.
      Filara settled back in her chair with an air of confusion and also mistrust. She looked at Torako.
      âHeâs both,â Torako said. âI call him by a nickname. Youâd know him as Alcor.â
      âCool,â Filara said. âCool cool cool, Iâm just going to ignore that heâs Alcor in my sitting room. Please tell me why youâre here and whatâs on your mind, Ms. Gorgeous.â
      Torako gurgled again. Then she obliged.
      ââŚand then we got into a big fight in front of Lata and your wife,â Torako said before taking a sip of the drink that Filara had insisted on getting for her. Lata had come out at some point, and was clinging to the Hangarsâ beagle mix between Torako and Dipper. She was also asleep, so everybody was trying to be as calm as possible. Aside from a couple of tense moments, mostly because Dipper said something snide and Torako said something snide back, they had succeeded.
      âShe threw water on us,â Dipper said. âIt was effective.â
      Filara hummed. She seemed less concerned with the fact that Dipper was in the room and more preoccupied with what Torako had said. âAnd you said that Alcor said that he couldnât feel Bentley very well?â
      Torako nodded. âHe can explain it better than I can, obviously.â
      âExplain, please.â Filara pulled a stylus and pad out of what seemed to be thin air. Tommy had long since gone to the kitchen to make food. It was lunchtime. They had been in this house for hours. Torako was very, very hungry.
      âSo, itâs like heâs in another dimension,â Dipper said. âExcept nobody should be able to do that? So it has to be a pocket dimension, but it doesnât feel like a pocket dimension. Itâs like, thereâs more layers between us, muffling everything. I should be able to feel how he feels, but instead itâs hard enough to tell that heâs still alive.â
      âA little creepy, but all right.â Filara jotted down notes, appraised them. âAnd you said the kidnapper has access to significant funds?â
      âYes,â Torako said.
      âAnd also used cutting-edge technology to use a sophisticated but also very traceable way to transport Bentley while in forced stasis slash nightmares?â
      âAlso yes.â Torako took a swig of alcohol, closed her eyes at the sharp burn of liquor and citrus. It grounded her. Torako did not necessarily want to become an alcoholic, but by everything good was it helping. She had needed this.
      She also, desperately, needed some of whatever was cooking in the kitchen, because it smelled absolutely wonderful.
      âInteresting.â Filara continued taking notes, switching from her right to her left in order to gesture at the bookcase Dipper had been staring at earlier in sullen silence. A couple books and a datapad floated over to her. One title was in a language Torako couldnât read, and the other was made up of such outdated terminology that Torako could barely understand it was about warding theory.
      âIs it okay to be here, though?â Torako asked. âYou came back from somewhere really early in the morning.â
      Filara flapped her hand at Torako. âItâs fine, that contract was paying me pennies for the work they wanted anyways. I only took it because I was bored. Iâll find another short-term job soon enough.â
      âIsnât the Australian job market kind of bad right now?â Dipper asked. He was leaning back, a little more gangly and teenager than he had been earlier.
      âThatâs why I canât find anything not short-term,â Filara said. âAlso why I decided Iâd throw my net wide instead of deep, so to speak. More variety of possible jobs. I let Tommy specialize.â
      âPark management?â
      âWith endorsements in both mundane and supernatural creature handling,â Filara muttered. She flipped the warding book open to the back, indexed whatever she was looking to find, and then started turning back to the relevant page. âSpecifications which are archaic and vestigial leftovers of an age shocked by the sudden appearance of unprecedented species, both sentient and not, but whatever they want, I guess.â
      Torako saw Dipper perk up at the nerdspeak. âI agree,â Dipper said. âItâs literally been over two thousand years since the Transcendence. Why, with the evolution of language, do suchâcurrentlyâarbitrary classifications exist?  It would make far more sense to align everything on a scale of sentience alone. The laws of science have changed so much, and possibilities have altered to an extent that nullifies the importance of separating non-sentient and originally non-magical creatures from non-sentient and originally magical creatures.â
      âTrue,â Filara said. âOkapi were once seen as utterly mundane until scientists observed the emergence of magical traits conducive to predator and sustenance detectionâŚâ
      Torako tuned them out, looked down at the drink in her shaking hand. She swirled it a little, then watched the tumbler continue to tremble, ever so slightly. Torako admitted to herself, under the safe umbrella of being momentarily ignored, that she was tired. She was stressed, and scared. And she had begun taking it out on Dipper. And maybe, just maybe, Dipper was the same, and heâd started taking it out on her.
      He was unstable without Bentley, even though they kept stressing to him that he had to be stable without Ben. Though, Torako thought, a wry smile on her lips, maybe she wasnât so different. She felt pretty unstable herself.
      They were going to be lucky to get out of it all in one piece. They were all definitely going to need therapy, group and individual. Torako wanted to laugh and cry, but there was a dull edge to her emotions that pressed the urge down into something less overwhelming. Where were they going to find a therapist that would take them seriously and not report things like Bentley being a reincarnation of Mizar, or Dipper being Alcor, or Torako breaking and entering and bartering for demonic force as a tool to suppress and punish people outside the court of law? Dipper and she had discussed it, back when Bentley had first been taken. Dipper had promised that heâd take care of it, butâŚsomehow, that seemed like a really bad idea. Would it be better than no therapy? Worse?
      Torako didnât know. She swirled her drink again, then took another swig of it.
      âTorako?â
      She looked up. Filara had a manic gleam in her eyes, which shone a faint purple. Probably from magic exposure. âWe figured something out, maybe.â
      âIt seems pretty possible,â Dipper said.
      âLay it on me,â Torako said, and leaned forward.
      âSo, this is highly theoretical stuff, and Iâm definitely not a specialist in any practical sense so I donât know how possible it is,â Filara said, drumming her manicured fingers on her knees in excitement. âBut because extradimensional travel, like to legitimate other dimensions, is impossible by human means and, Alcor assures me, highly improbable even by demonic means, thereâs only an infinitesimally, insignificantly small chance that Bentley has been spirited away to another dimension. Which means that to fit the parameters of ânot being in this world proper,â Bentley has to be in a pocket dimension. Which, in and of itself, is not sufficient, because Alcor can sense Mizar through those, right?â
      Dipper nodded vigorously. Â
      âHave to wonder how your kidnapper knew how to counteract that, but no matter. Might just be plain paranoia, which is healthy to have when kidnapping a Mizar attached to a very very powerful demon. Anyways!â Filara flicked up a screen and began to draw a quick sketch. It wasnât very artistic. âso you have the pocket dimension, with Bentley in it, with Alcor here, and thereâs extra stuff inbetween. It has to stop demons from entering. More than that, it has to stop a very strong, the strongest, demon from even sensing through it. Which is hard. Itâs like, you have a window, so you canât pass through the window, but you can see through it and sometimes even hear through it, right?â
      âI get that,â Torako said. She set her drink on her left knee. âSo something that would stop that would be, likeâŚsigils, right?â
      Filara blinked, stopped mid-drawing of a window with a person looking out of it. âActually, yes, maybe? But there arenât too many people who use sigils to that kind of degree, and they might be a little too finicky to mesh with a pocket dimension the way this kind of near-airtight technology requires. As it is, the pocket dimension is probably a bit destabilized by this. The theory is old, but incredibly difficult to actually execute. So if youâre looking for something reliableâŚâ
      Torako snapped her fingers as she connected the dots. She grinned. âWards.â
      âRight. Runes donât pack enough punch and can get a little frisky, but wards are solid. Theyâre dependable. Reliable. Theyâre like a middle-aged rottweiler.â Filara drew a stick dog on the screen between them, then put a smiley face on it. âLoyal, and forgiving, but also capable of turning nasty if you poke it enough with the right stick, which is why this is still theory. Maybe. It might be real if Alcorâs unable to sense Bentley.â
      Torakoâs stomach turned and her good mood evaporated nearly as quickly as it had come on. Dipper was quiet, which could mean several things. She hoped he wasnât going to sink into a brooding spiral again. âWhich means Bentleyâs stuck in something potentially unstable.â
      âUnfortunately, yes.â Filara pinched the screen back into nonexistence. âAnd because Alcor is as powerful as he is, even the ward alone might not be enough. Thereâs possibly another element, which would destabilize it even further. Bentley could be younger when he comes out. He could have grown extra limbs. Maybe he knows more languages than he knew going in. Maybe he loses the ability to write, but gains the ability to telepathically communicate. Everything we know about unstable pocket dimensions comes from a long time ago when they were new and unrefined, and when you add magic to magic, weird things happen.â
      Torako closed her eyes and took a deep breath. âOkay. Okay. So we needâwe need a good wardist. Who knows their stuff, and is connected to the warding professional world, and it canât be Meung-soo because I hate her and also I donât trust her to know enough after being kept in the dark about her own nephew. Fuck.â
      Next to her, Lata slept on, curled around Fuzzles the beagle. Torako wished she was five and the world was uncomplicated again. Sheâd also settle for a long nap, at this point.
      âIâm sorry,â Filara said, quietly. âThe downside of casting your net wide, is, well, you donât really know the super serious pros very well. Especially ones who donât thinktank, and do stuff instead. I canât help you there.â
      Dipper straightened up. He looked solidly in the realm of his 20s now. That was both a promising and frankly miraculous sign, considering the situation was âBentley trapped in an unstable affront against the laws of dimensional boundariesâ and his reaction to Bentleyâs situation before this particular calamity. Torako was unable to wrap her head around how his brain worked, sometimes. âI do.â
      Torako couldnât even muster the energy to raise her eyebrows at him. âYou do.â
      âYes.â He nodded, and stood. âSoosâs reincarnationâs mom is a wardist. She told me.â
      âWho?â Torako asked. She couldnât remember a Soos. Then she registered the word âreincarnationâ attached to Soos, and not knowing made more sense. Except, âWhen did you meet Soosâs reincarnation?â
      âLast week,â Dipper said. âShe gave me ice cream in exchange for homework. It was a nice deal. But, Soosâs reincarnationâs mom. She can help us. Definitely.â
      Torako narrowed her eyes in confusion. âButâŚdoes she know youâre you?â
      Dipper reached over Lata and grabbed Torakoâs hand. She swore as she fought to keep her alcohol right-way up. âIf she doesnât now, then she absolutely will in about five seconds!â
      âWait, wait, where are they, Dipper?â Torako asked, but it was too lateâshe felt the tug across her body, and they were elsewhere.
      Filara stared at the place Torako and Alcor had once been.
      âDarling,â she called, after a few moments.
      âYes?â Tommy yelled back.
      âOur guests left with a towel and a tumbler of your lemon cocktail,â she said. She tilted her head at Lata and Fuzzles, and added, âAlso, they left sans child.â
      There was a clang. Tommy appeared moments later at the entrance to the sitting room, staring at the empty spots on the couch, then at the backpack still on the floor.
      âDipshits,â Tommy said. She sighed. âIâll call Lataâs parents and update them on the situation, then.â
      âThank you, darling,â Filara said. She stood, and stretched, and then stepped over to give Tommy a kiss on the cheek. âI appreciate it.â
      Tommy grinned, kissed her back on the cheek. âAlways, dear heart.â
      On the couch, Lata shifted next to Fuzzles, but kept sleeping.
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