#tim not having a sense of what day it is is my personal hc

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What its like kissing the creepypasta characters

excluding the characters that im not comfy writing romantic for, for obvious reasons similar to the hugging post this is more so a rating thing instead of actual scenarios! honestly in love with these kinds of posts so im formally asking you guys to give me ideas in this vein because i love making hcs in this format/for general stuff eheheheh

SLENDERMAN:

if youve been on this blog for a while, you would know that i love when characters who dont have mouths/have nontraditional mouths nuzzle and press their face into yours. and i still love the idea, especially with slenderman ! the first time he 'kisses' you its probably the first time hes kissed ANYONE so the movement itself is probably a little... clunky... doesnt press too hard, actually i think he would struggle with the opposite. theyre gentle and fleeting, almost as if his inhuman strength and size would crush you if he let himself truly lean into it. i mean think about it, he hardly ever interacts with humans and when he does its for 'food', he has always only seen them as vulnerable and fragile. and whether malicious or not, he treats you as if youre made of glass. likes kissing the back of your hands too. 7/10, he gets bonus points since hes my fav + its the thought that counts

SPLENDORMAN:

very eager about showing you any level of affection, probably early in the relationship that he gets bold enough to kiss you. first kiss is probably more of a "in the moment" thing than "i planned this out and im going to ask" thing if that makes sense... similar to slenderman in regards that he presses his mouth to you, as i personally headcannon that his smile isnt exactly.. a real mouth, more so a false one. think like a layer of 'skin' covering his real one that he can rip out at any moment (same case for slenderman btw. same also apply to splendors eyes, more so markings than actual eyes). going back to his energy, hes very eager about it, might even lightly push you back with how much hes putting into it; he doesnt mean to, hes just so excited! likes cheek kisses and nuzzling your noses together 8/10

EYELESS JACK:

very wary about kissing you outside of those little pecks, for multiple factors. for one, his teeth. sharp teeth, he can accidentally cut you. other reason thats much darker, given that admin personally hcs that he goes into "frenzies" when hes hungry and reacts to blood like the sharks in finding nemo, if he accidentally cuts you when hes not.. well fed.. for lack of a better term... theres a risk there. REFUSES to kiss when he needs to go 'hunt' soon, not because he doesnt want you or your affection, but he doesnt want to take any risks. outside of that, he doesnt often seek out affection, so youre probably going to have to initiate it, unless hes feeling particularly clingy that day or jealous... hes very cold, please cup your hands on his face and warm him up. likes kissing your lips 6/10

LAUGHING JACK:

has to lean in at an angle in order to not poke you with his nose. has probably accidentally lightly scratched you with it when he got too excited. likes giving you forehead kisses for this reason because you can just angle your head down and he can go to town like that... sometimes leave lipstick marks on you.. if you personally hc that he can take off his makeup then please offer to fix it! hes going to be absolutely over the moon! likes wrapping his arms around you when he kisses you. does lots of kisses in quick succession rather than singular longer ones. probably wakes you up with kisses and greets you with kisses when you come home 8/10 i love him

MASKY/TIM:

nope, sorry. for masky hes not going to be taking off the mask around you at all. so if you want a kiss youre going to have to kiss the mask. though on rare occasions when youre alseep/half awake he will lift up his mask just enough to reveal his mouth and give you a kiss on your face. no particular place that he prefers to kiss you. though as said, its rare when he does this. in fact its not common for masky to seek out affection unless he feels more possessive of you than usual, be it because hes jealous or you are stress or you were just in a dangerous situation. 5/10, not much action but there is still care behind it

now as for tim... i think he would be more willing to give you kisses. probably gives you a quick one before you leave for work or something else, and greets you with one when you return home. thats a sweet thought, i think. more likely to give kisses during cuddle session, tends to kiss your cheek and neck (non sexually) while hes holding you to his chest. ponders. will give you a look if you mess with his sideburns and start giggling 6.5/10 love this man

HOODIE/BRIAN:

hoodie is a little more willing to lift up his mask around you, but only really up to the bottom of his nose. also has no preferred place to kiss you, but he seems to kiss your lips more than the other parts of you. sometimes his facial hair scratches against your skin and tickles. between him and brian i think hoodie is a little more blunt and serious about kissing. not to say hes not a little playful, love me some vaguely playful s/o hoodie hcs. probably picks you up off the ground too to 'trap' you, especially if youre fairly shorter than him (personally hc brian/hoodie is 6'') 7/10 love him

very similar to hoodie but i think he would be even more playful when it comes to you. leans into it when his facial hair starts tickling you, in fact i think it would devolve into him just tickling your sides. funny man. put him in the corner/j. like lj, he likes wrapping his arms around you when kissing you, this man is very into physical touch. will touch you any chance he gets; hand holding, cuddling, hugs, ect ect ect... sometimes starts smiling when you guys kiss so you have to give him a minute because he just has this huge grin on his face 8/10

PUPPETEER:

so you know how i said in the hugging post hes kind of a little shit? you know, literally basking in the fact that youre giving your time and self to him? i think that still applies here, maybe even more so since this is explicitly romantic. likes teasing you if you get flustered during your make out sessions, sometimes bombards you with kisses just to see your face redden... has probably leaned down and tapped his cheek as a silent yet teasing gesture, as if taunting you, letting you be the one to kiss him this once. also very cold, like physically. what being a spirit does to a mf. VERY tall, can easily evade any retaliation you throw his way (ie returning the favor of bombarding him with kisses), though im not sure how long he'd be able to resist.. 6/10

[pumpkinsy0]

i need tarry being parents to the siblings hcs PLEASE

tarry as parents w their siblings coming right up anon ☝🏽🤵🏽‍♀️

FIRST OFF darry w curly and angela

•we all already know how darry feels about curly, BUT now that he’s gettin w tim, he HAS to get along w him now🙄

•everytime curly pisses him off he cant even kick him out no more, he just pinches the bridge of his nose, sighs, and goes “ok lets try this again”

•in darrys truck, curlys that kid where no matter if u packed this mf snacks or something to keep him from annoying everyone else around him, he would kick the back of darrys seat while hes trynna drive

•darry and angela dont rlly, have much to say to each other, not even that they hate each other, they just have nothing to rlly bond over, all their convo’s r pretty short and basic like a “so how was ur day 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏻‍♂️”

•i could see darry helping angela w homework, she could go to tim but she dunno where he is and darrys right there cooking dinner

•everything they do together, its just quiet, like theres rlly not much to say about em, they dont hate each other, maybe they giggle about at how crazy curly can b at times, but other than that, they keep to themselves around each other

NOW MY FAV BIT,,,, tim w soda and pony,,,,

•tim would find pony funny, and pony doesnt even mean to be, he does or says something and tim chuckles and shakes his head while ponys thinking “whats so funny????”

•pony and tim r both artist,,,let them draw together and show each other their drawings,,, i could also see tim liking to read a bit, not as much as pony but a decent enough amount for pony to be like “omg???” they have a small lil book club

•pony gets used to tim but also has a but of “oh my god thats tim shepard” feeling within him still, meanwhile tims calling pony small nicknames like little man or somethin along those lines

•tim and soda r like, the most open to each other if that makes sense, they r pretty buddy buddy but not that close, sodas just an easy person to get along w

•while darry has no clue how to interact w curly amd angela, tims over yuckin it up w soda, watching tv

•they rlly only talk during certain parts of the day bc they r busy guys, in the morning they just share like a good morning or something but come afternoon theyre sharing stories over card games

NOW FOR THEM ALL TOGETHER!!!

•they dont even live together, tim was over at the curtis house for a while and curly and angela came over cause whyyyy have u been over there for the past couple days king, we need u</33

•them sleeping on the couches all together watching tv??? awww yeaaa

•the curtis’ took the shepards fishing once (ONCE, it took a bit of convincing to do) and theres a few pics to remember that

•darry makes them their snacks and tim drives the lil bastards to school (and soda to work)

•u cannot escape haitian shepards, darry learned how to speak french in high school and the shepards know french already so im betting all my money that darry and tim could b having a secret convo in french in darrys room “so the kiddos dont hear” but lil do they know, curly and angela r eavesdropping and pony and soda r right there waiting for them to translate

•tims had to get used to pony just waltzing into darrys room bc he had a nightmare and he can handle that, but what he CANT handle is pony standing at the foot of the bed bc pony has a very specific stare and all he sees is his eyes, its like hes the fucking devil child sometime

•they have to constantly argue on wether or not theyre having haitian food or american food, not only for themselves, but for their gangs as well

•speaking of food, the shepards will never get used to soda adding fucking food dye to the food man

[introspectivememories]

More about your last post I wanna know on how everyone reacts to eachother like imagine your friend finally is out of a pain cult that you had to sit around and watch as it literally ruins them but they had to be sacrifice and your local hero’s had to step to help them and then all of sudden when you go to the hospital you see TIM DRAKE straggling to fill out the most simplest questions

“TIM DRAKE!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???”

“…what’s his blood type?”

AKSDHJSKAHDHAS I FUCKING LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY FICS

okay so! some background information, it is my personal hc that bear fell into the cult, senior year of high school. so when tim rescues, he's been in there for like 5 years. it just doesn't make sense to me otherwise? like they chose him for the sacrifice. it wasn't like "oh he's convenient. might as well use him." they specifically interrupted his date-but-not-really-a-date with tim to get to him. like they thought he would be a worthy sacrifice to bring down the attention of dionysus. like he had to have been their most devoted member or something.

the gang meets him in their freshman year of college where mori, jam, and bear all end up getting an apartment together bc the landlord leased it out to three different people and they all responded. dija and chinna are their next door neighbors. anyway, they all become friends bc they all go to gotham u together.

i think mori and jam always knew there was smth wrong with bear. he's always kinda lost in his head, he disappears at odd hours of the day, when he talks to you he never directly stares at you but to the side of you like there's someone there. and as they grow closer, obviously the truth comes out near the end of freshman year.

and as college goes on, everyone learns his backstory and his sordid history with tim. needless to say, bear is like your dad who drops absolutely horrifying Dad Lore at random times and the gang is left to red-string-cork-board it together. they could be at a cafe near uni and bear randomly would be like "i tried to give my dead best friend chest compressions for like 30 minutes bc i refused to believe she was dead." cue the gang going, ".... do you, maybe, wanna unpack that?" / "no." / "oh. ok"

background info out of the way, the gang despises tim drake. how could they not? when they see the way bear has deteriorated after junior year? when they stumble across a photo of the grieves trio and wonder where that bright smile of bear's had gone? how could they not, when all of them have had to talk bear out of a hallucination? how could they not when bear comes back each night with more and more scars? when they've all walked in on him bleeding out? when all bear talks about is being chosen? when it's starting to look like this cult is going to take their friend from them?

and then, 4 years after they met bear, they get a call from hospital telling them that their brother is in the icu. and when they finally arrive at the hospital, tim drake is sitting in the waiting room, struggling to fill out basic information about his so-called "best friend".

fuck tim drake.

[hunterwritesstuff]

Can you talk a bit about your au version of Batman? No reader just hcs you have for Batman <3

OF COURSE!!!!

🦇 So like, he's very much so like, a dad trying his best, right? Like, he can't always be there for his kids and it sucks.

🦇 He's very much so protective of children. Like, oH MY GOD. If someone hurts a child in front of him, HE'S SENDING THE PERSON TO GOD, BRO.

🦇 He won't KILL them, but he WILL make them live in CONSTANT fear.

🦇 He's threatening in the traditional Batman sense, but if he meets a scared kid, he'll crouch down as low as he needs to to make them feel safe.

🦇 He knows what it's like to be a scared kid. He doesn't want any kid to feel that way.

🦇 If he comes across a kid who's in danger, but too scared to speak, and they have stuffed animals or something to that effect, he'll "speak" through them to try to get the kid to tell him what's going on.

🦇 The guilt he felt when he lost Jason followed him for ages. It still does.

🦇 He keeps Jason's Robin suit on display so that whenever he goes out for a mission with a Robin, be it Dick or Tim, he makes sure he NEVER makes the same mistake again.

🦇 He cares about his family with all his heart.

🦇 If it came down to it, he'd break his "No-kill" rule if Alfred was in danger.

🦇 The only thing he can cook is like, Chicken Alfredo. Everything else catches fire somehow. Nobody knows how this is fucking possible.

🦇 He's trying to learn more, though.

🦇 He has a habit of working so late in the Batcave that he just falls asleep in there. He knows it isn't good for him OR his back, but he can't help it.

🦇 He doesn't understand why people don't like black licorice. He thinks it tastes pretty good!

🦇 He sleeps with a weighted blanket. 'Nuff said.

🦇 Also like, at least one(1) stuffed bat.

🦇 He holds out hope that Jason may come home one day, so he hasn't given his room to anyone else, so that if he does come home, he can still have a room to live in.

Enjoy! :D

[aimless-imagines-for-fun]

Damian Wayne Dating HCs

Pairing :: older/adult!Damian Wayne x fem!Reader

Headcanon :: How Damian gets into and acts in a relationship

Word Count :: 1,676

Warnings :: N/A

A/N :: The image I’m using I created with Artbreeder. 

I didn’t call Damian “Robin” and referred to him as a vigilante because Dick stopped being Robin at 25, Jason 22, and Tim 18. The Damian I’m writing is 22. We don’t see much of Older!Damian, and when we do he’s either taken up the mantle of Batman or The Demon’s Head for The League Of Assassins

Getting into a relationship (all of this is in roughly a year) :

Neither you nor Damian know when you started dating, it just sort of happened

He met you at a bookstore you worked at, and you noticed he always came in buying older books about history, warfare, and strategies.

You found the warfare and strategies odd at first but chose not to question it

You asked him out first.

“Why do you always buy these books?” “I like history.” “Oh cool, I do too... Wanna hang out and talk about the First Battle of Tarain?”

You were joking, he said yes to get out of doing a thing with Tim

You each thought it was going to be a small amount of time spent together at some local cafe. You two ended up staying until closing talking about history.

This becomes a bi-weekly thing, you meet up at the cafe, talk until it closes, or go out and talk in a nearby park until sunset.

Damian’s family notices, but choose not to question what he’s doing because it’s seemingly making him less annoyed with people

Dick starts getting curious when he sees Damian smile just a tad bit looking at a text from you

You text him random facts all the time, but they’re weird. “Did you know squirrels are behind most power outages in the US?”

Eventually, you two stop talking about just history and start talking about other things that interest each of you and your personal lives. 

You open up more than Damian

Damian pays close attention when he notices you’re talking about something you’re genuinely passionate about He pays attention to detail in general.

For your birthday he got you a leather swiss army medic bag from WWII. You cried tears of joy and jumped onto him for a big long hug.

That was the first time Damian’s heart skipped a beat. After seeing you overjoyed, he realized he likes seeing you happy. It gave him a warm feeling, but he doesn’t know yet he has feelings for you.

Yours and Damian’s first “official date” was to a fancy Wayne Ent. event. This time Damian asked you. He’s super stiff.

“Would you like to accompany me to the upcoming-” “Are you asking me out on a date??” “No, I’m asking you to accompany me-” “I’ll go.”

No one in his family knows your coming, except for Alfred because he was asked to pick you up and bring you to the manor the day of. Alfred is confused the entire car ride because you act super chill

When you show up, the other boys surround you. Dick realizes who you are instantly, Jason thinks you’re not human, Tim is afraid you’re like Damian.

Bruce is silent, and a bit thankful his son found a normal human

Damian picked out your outfit: A fancy dark Sacramento green dress with black heels, a pearl necklace, and pearl bracelets to match.

You panicked when you saw the jewelry and Damian instantly goes into “comfort mode” to reassure you it’s fine. The family is shook.

At the actual event, you feel SUPER AWKWARD. Your family had enough to get by in life, so you feel very out of place around all the rich people

Damian can tell you’re uncomfortable and so he tries to hold onto you at all times to help you feel comfortable

Ex: He holds your hand, puts a hand on your shoulder, stands directly next to you so your arms are touching.

You eventually feel comfortable, but, you’re both bored there, so you suggest hiding in the outside garden

Finally alone, you two start talking about the other batboys

“Does Dick always try to show off odd party tricks?” “Only when he sees a pretty lady.”

“Why was Jason just standing in the corner looking at everyone?” “He doesn’t like dressing up.”

“Come on, there’s no way Tim’s actually happy here.” “Did you see him on the dance floor?” He has awesome dance moves, he’s just very energetic.

You eventually start talking about something else.

You can hear the music from inside, so you two start slow dancing together.

He’s holding one of your hands and has a hand placed on the small of your back. You rest your head on his shoulder and have your free hand flat on his chest.

It’s in this instant you each realize you have feelings for one another.

You two swayed around slowly until the song eventually ended.

When you two pull away, you stare into his green eyes briefly before you place a hand on his cheek and pull him down for a kiss.

Once In A Relationship :

You and Damian are a good pair because he’s serious and you’re go-with-the-flow. If he starts over-analyzing something, you start relaxing him. 

You two spend at least one day a week together, and you constantly text each other basic messages like “How was your day?”, “Are you okay?”, “Good morning/night”, “Have a nice day”

If you take over an hour to reply to Damian he gets anxious something bad happened to you.

He legitimately gets ready to start searching EVERY PART of Gotham until he gets a text “Sorry, I was taking a nap. Long day at work.”

When you two are together, you’re usually out or at your apartment. He only takes you to the manor if none of the other guys are there.

He took you once with everyone there. Never again.

Dick: “Oh my god! Look! He has a little girlfriend! How cute, Damian’s growing up.” “I’m 22.”

Tim: “You… You look so nice. Why? How is she so nice and you’re so… you.” “I’ll murder you and make it look like an accident.”

Jason: “How? Did you threaten her? Is he threatening you?” “Dames is super sweet.”

When you call Damian “Dames”, your nickname for him, they all lose their shit.

“DAMES?” “YOU HAVE A NICKNAME FOR HIM?” “DA-ME-SSS?” “DO YOU HAVE MORE?” “D-A-M-E-S?”

Your nicknames for Damian: Dame, Love, and Mr. Serious

Damian’s nicknames for you: Beloved, Love, and Sunflower

He briskly drags you away before you can say anything else, and you just go with it. 

“??I thought we were going to talk more to your brothers??” “They’re not my brothers.” “Okay. I appreciate you.” “.....I appreciate you too.”

You two don’t say “I love you” very often. Instead, you say “I appreciate you”. You do say “I love you” in private/intimate moments, but in public/at random you say “I appreciate you”

Damian isn’t possessive, just protective. There’s a difference. 

He’s never been in a serious relationship before and he’s never loved someone romantically like with you before, so he wants to make sure you’re safe and comfortable 24/7

The first time a random guy catcalled you while you were with Damian, he instantly defended your honor.

“What did you say?” He grabs the guy and easily raises him a foot off the ground. He forces the guy to apologize and lets him fall on the ground after.

Quickly, you reassured Damian he doesn’t need to go to such lengths to “defend your honor”. You tell him to ignore people like that guy because they’re nobodies.

After a few months, you start to pick up on the fact you two rarely spend time together after sunset.

You questioned him once about it and he quickly told you it’s because he helps his father with Wayne Ent. You never questioned him again.

You didn’t 100% believe his answer, but trust he wouldn’t do anything to hurt you

One time you called him crying at night. He was about to go on patrol, then dropped everything to go to your apartment and make sure you were okay.

Damian got a key to your apart about a year into the relationship.

There are times you go to sleep alone and wake up with him asleep, arms wrapped around you. He doesn’t do this often, only after a rough night on a patrol or a particularly dark mission.

Damian’s usually a realist, but when he sees you smile and laugh, he becomes an optimist for a split second

He isn’t big on PDA, so depending on his mood sometimes you hold hands when walking, other times you just lock your pinkies together.

When one of you notices the other is upset though, then you get touchy to calm the other down

Sometimes, when you two are alone at your apartment or the mansion, you don’t speak. You just rest and enjoy the silence while laying on top of one another.

If you lay on Damian, you’re literally on top of him snuggling into his chest. He holds one of your hands and rubs your back.

If Damian lays on you, you’re usually sitting and he places his head on your lap. You love playing and messing around with his hair.

When you found out Damian’s a vigilante, it was a massive accident

You called him while he was on patrol, whispering in a shaking voice that two men had broken into your apartment.

He booked it to your apartment and busted through the window, in costume.

After taking care of the guys and handing them over to the authority, he starts questioning you to make sure you’re okay. When you don’t answer he realizes he’s still in costume talking to you now.

You’re in shock because now a lot of things make sense.

You’re upset for about an hour(because Damian knows how to make you happy when you’re angry) and then you’re utterly fascinated by Damian’s other life

Damian tells you he doesn’t want you to know a lot because it could put you in danger and you’re the one part of his life that’s normal

You accept his wishes and continue with your relationship as normal.

There are only two things that changed:

One: Damian moves you to a more secure apartment and makes sure you have plenty of bats or batons you could use to protect yourself “just in case”

Two: Damian spends almost every night at your apartment after patrol now

[ectonurites]

thoughts on Cissie kissing Tim out of nowhere in Young Justice #17?

I swear to god some of u ppl read my mind I was JUST thinking about that yesterday

But I was thinking about it in terms of ‘how id make this about Cissie having a crush on Cassie but being closeted’ for the sake of a cissiecassie fic i one day want to write as opposed to necessarily how it went down in canon, but I will talk about both ❤️

So. Anyways. That kiss huh, it feels super out of nowhere, right? Lets look back at the whole scene

(Young Justice (1998) #17)

Cissie has this really emotional private moment with Cassie, a playful one with Bart, a tense one with Match pretending to be Kon, and then when Tim tries to do a normal goodbye (as basically the only one not trying to pressure her to stay/come back) she just... grabs and kisses him.

Now lets pretend we're back in December 1999 when these issues came out- and hop over to that month's Wonder Woman issue that starts off with this little disclaimer

(Wonder Woman (1987) #153)

What do we find out there? That Cissie apparently has a secret crush on one of their teammates.

(Wonder Woman (1987) #153)

So with the way things go down in YJ #17, it's pretty heavily implied that she was talking about Robin, and the YJ thing was just her making her confession bluntly as she leaves- a 'now or never' type thing. Overall it's kinda random still because before this stuff it really didn't seem like she had a thing for him (compared to how Cassie's thing for Kon was blatant) but 🤷‍♂️

I think it's interesting that she kisses him after specifically saying this stuff though:

(Young Justice (1998) #17)

Robin (who at this point none of them have seen unmasked AND don't know the name of) is arguably the person they know the least about- seems a little odd that she'd make such a point of calling out how little they know each other before confessing feelings she apparently has for the most closed off member of the team via a kiss.

WHICH is part of what leads into my queer hc reading of all of it:

Cissie does not actually have a crush on Robin, it was just something she said to get Cassie off her case at some point*, and Cissie kissed him as an impulsive thing because she wanted to make a dramatic exit that would leave everyone more confused than anything else, as a distraction from feeling sad (because as evidenced by the tears, Cassie in particular was sad) and this opportunity just presented itself (especially bc Cassie had urged Tim to say something to her- Cissie could easily think 'Cassie thinks I like him and is trying to use him to sway me into staying, doing this and exiting will make a big scene and show how serious I am about leaving')

Obviously that wasn't the actual intent as it was written, the intent was probably more something like 'oh surprise drama! Cissie had a secret crush on him the whole time!' BUT I can interpret things how I want to for fun <3

*I imagine the conversation going something like this:

Cassie: Okay- well I told you who I like... do you like someone on the team? Cissie, thinking about that time she fell asleep holding Cassie's hand in YJ #7: It's none of your business, Cass. Cassie: Oh come on! You totally do- you gotta tell me, we're best friends, right? Cissie, panicking: Um... Okay, but you have to guess. Cassie: Bart? You did tell him that one time- Cissie: [laughs] Oh god no- he's like my little brother. I just did that to shock his senses. Cassie: Wait... is it... is it Superboy? Is that why you don't want to tell me? Cissie, rolling her eyes: Trust me, if I liked him, I already had plenty of chances. He's all yours. Cassie: Then it's Robin! The whole man of mystery thing does it for you? [laughs] Cissie, realizing she has to say yes now or else Cassie might realize something's up: Well, yeah, he's gotta be cute under that mask- I bet he's got pretty eyes. But... promise not to tell?

[oreo-bixch]

I need to air out my brain so have some of my

Timkon headcanons

Kon developed a crush first. He really tried not to, but just couldn't stop himself. It was out of his control, completely smitten before he could register it

Tim just thought of them as close friends. Ironic how he's so smart and yet so oblivious to his own feelings. It wasn't until Kon came out as bi that he took a step back and realized that it was strange just how happy he was to know Kon wasn't straight.

If it were Bart coming out he'd be like "hey, nice bro" but when Kon did it he found himself thinking "omg omg omg he likes guys?? He likes guys??? Omg I'm a guy, that means he could like me. Omg wow that's so wild wow...now wait a damn minute-"

It was about 3 months of mutual pining until they finally confessed

Altho they definitely told Cassie

Poor Cassie was itching to just tell them already but she swore she wouldn't, and she's a very reliable person, would literally take a secret to the grave. She spent 3 months sitting back watching Tim and Kon pine after each other while knowing how they felt. It was torture

Meanwhile Bart was oblivious lmao

Bart's a great friend but he's not so good with secrets. He's got a little problem where he speaks before he thinks

Finally Kon made the first move...well kinda

He was sooo ready to just tell Tim in person, and then he settled on maybe a phone call, actually no, a text might work better...or maybe he'll just wait another week

And so he decided to have Cassie do it for him, what can I say, our boy Kon is afraid of rejection

It's bad enough Clark didn't wanna be his dad, what if Tim didn't wanna be his bf? That'd be harsh

And so Cassie called Tim up one evening and spilled the beans, which was a huge relief for her, and Tim was pleasantly surprised

He was also freaking out

He didn't know what to do, he wanted to call Kon immediately and tell him that he felt the same way, that he wanted to be more than friends, to be boyfriends. But then he collected himself, decided he wanted to tell him in person. Someone's gotta put on the brave face

So he texted Kon, asked if he was free to hang out at the Manor, talk abt a little something that Cassie brought up.

Kon was so nervous but he agreed and the next day he went over to the Manor.

Usually Conner was really chill with the Batfam, the Manor was practically a second home, but this time he was hella awkward. Mans was nervous

But they sat down in Tim's bed and talked. They talked abt everything, how long they've felt that way, how much they've been wanting to tell each other, when they first knew, I mean everything.

Kon asked what this meant, what this made them? And Tim said whatever he wanted

Kon had come out just 3 months prior to this and in a way, this was Tim's coming out. It was all so new for them, and it was nerve-wracking and exciting and crazy. But they were ready, and so they decided they would be boyfriends

Idk I guess that's how it works but anyway

Cassie was sooo happy for them and could finally spill all the beans

"omg FINALLY!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP QUIET ABT IT ALL"

And then Bart's just there like

"wait, Cassie knew? You told Cassie but not me??" >:/

Either way their friends were super happy for them

Tim told the Batfam abt a week later and everyone was super supportive and sweet about it. The Batfam actually likes Conner so they were excited for them

Alfred saw it coming a mile away, but he's happy for Tim since Conner's a good kid. A little obnoxious but they're a good fit

Dick was so happy for them, he likes all of Tim's friends and he knew for a while that they were a little closer than most. He accepted Conner into the family with open arms bc he's the best, like what do you expect

Jason was like "damn, didn't know u were bi. Cool tho, have fun dating ur annoying ass friend"

That's the extent of Jason's brotherly love

Damian was similar in that sense, he blatantly told Tim to his face that "Kent could do better but I suppose that's great news for you"

Bruce was happy asf for his son, being bi himself he was really supportive and proud of him. Plus Conner wasn't all that bad, yea he knocked over that expensive vase that one time and he's always yelling during sleepovers and he nearly ran over their cat that other time but hey, he's a good kid.

Babs and Cass and Duke were all happy for Tim too, Steph found out a few months later just bc her and Tim are exes. Not that there's bad blood between them, things just get a little awkward sometimes.

Kon didn't tell his family until about 2 months into their relationship. Except for Jon, he found out the same week but was sworn to secrecy.

Kon was really nervous to come out and tell his family bc he didn't know how Clark or Lex would react. He wasn't too worried abt Lois, he knew she would be supportive. But Clark and him were constantly at each other's throats and Lex wasn't all that good at listening or connecting to Kon.

Despite his daddy issues tho, both dads were really accepting of Kon and we're happy for him and Tim. Clark gave Kon the biggest hug and assured him that no matter how much they fought, he'd always be there for him. Lex also, surprisingly, hugged Conner and told him that who he loved didn't matter to him.

Kon and Tim's favorite date spot is this humble little coffee shop on a corner in Metropolis. Tim can feed his caffeine addiction and Kon can stuff his face on their freshly baked pastries

Altho Lex really wanted some of those WayneTech secrets

And yea those are my hcs on how it all started :)

I'll make another post for my other hcs since this one is long enough

[anothertimdrakestan]

How The Batboys Comfort You When You're Crying HC

i had a few reqs about the boys comforting you after a hard day and thought this was a good middle ground for all of them :) i hope you enjoy!

Jason Todd:

- jason hates to see you cry, it twists a special emotional knife in his chest when he sees you curled up choking on your tears

- calling him to come over he'll rush to your side and just scoop you up, latching you onto him while he takes deep breaths hoping you'll mirror him

- it's always more calming when you can hear jason's heartbeat as his chest rises and falls

- he'll brush back hair that's fallen in your face and wipe away tears before they can slip out

- "none of that babe i'm here now" he whispers as you swallow and glance up at him through bleary eyes

- he'll rub your back with strong hands, eventually you'll transition to lying down on top of his chest whispering why you had a rough day while he cooes and cuddles you to sleep

- he MIGHT sneak out and beat up who ever hurt you but we don't talk ab that

Damian Wayne:

- initially dami would go into shock, like think a systems overload with rage that just blacks him out for a second while he considers 800 ways to hide a body

- a second later he's at your side letting you melt into his embrace

- he'd be really really quiet at the beginning, trying to remember everything grayson said about comforting the people he loved, just letting you relax in his embrace until you're slightly more calmed down

- once the initial cry is over he'll let you curl up in his lap while he mindlessly works on drawings or cases, constantly getting off task to kiss a little line down your neck or bring you to pet titus with him, he tries to distract you and plots his revenge for later

- if you're embarrassed of your flush cheeks or tear stained appearance he'll be showering you in compliments

- "beloved you could be purple and i'd still fall for you just as hard" or "what- what are you talking about? you're the most beautiful person in the world. always." or a million other little quips about how you fulfill his life (such a sap when you're sad)

- there would be lots of animal cuddles too like LOTS

- he'd really want you to remember that day as a happy one, maybe he'd take you on a date later or out on patrol as a treat- anything to replace that days sad memory this his own happy one because you make his life happy and he's determined to do the same for you :)

Dick Grayson:

- dick is the sweetheart where as soon as he sees you his arms are WIDE open, he's probably rushing you first and enveloping you in kisses that make you laugh away the tears

- he'd want to talk it out and let you get everything off your chest

- if it's an angry cry he's screaming with you, if it's a sad cry he's rubbing your back, if it's a "i don't know what i'm doing with my life it's 4am" cry he's got all the pep talks in the world ready for you and a dance party planned afterwards

- he would kiss away your tears, with that floppy goofy grin and soft lips you'd soon be smiling and crinkling your nose at how cute he is

- he'll probably put on a funny movie and order take out while he just cuddles you and lets you relax into the night with him

- the day after he likes to checkup on you, a quick jaunt over to your place or a facetime call or a nightwing visit to make sure you're okay and don't need any more of his quality dick grayson comforting because he's always down to help out the love of his life!

- even if you say you're fine you can expect a rose on your desk, or a little note on your fridge, maybe a suprise delivery of your favorite food later in the day, anything to put a smile on the face of his favorite person ever after they have a hard day

Tim Drake:

- tim is the guy who's always there, your constant shoulder to cry on even with how busy he is it's like he has a super secret sense for when you need him

- your favorite crying position is dragging yourself into the batcave and slumping into his chest while he's on the bat computer

- like clockwork one arm is wrapping around your waist and then other is swiping away the tears as he asks what's wrong

- the most comforting thing about timmy is his cologne, you always rest your head right on his shoulder while he whispers little comforting things in your ear

- he will just quietly sit there and comfort you if that's what you need but if you prefer distractions he'll tell you about the case or what he did that day or pull up a cartoon on the bat computer

- soon enough you're both smiling and laughing like normal

- where tim shines is that he doesn't just let you go after he's seen you cry, he tends to casually follow you around to make sure you're okay

- whether it's coming with you on errands that day or making sure you stay the night with him- tim wants you to know that he's there for the long run, you won't ever have to be alone or isolated because timmys got your back when you need it forever and always :)

[kimberly-spirits13]

Random Characters with Singer S/O HC (...cause I can...):

Characters: Dick Grayson (YJ Robin), Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Bart Allen, Garfield Logan (YJ), Kon Kent (90’s), Random One (Batsib)

Dick Grayson (YJ Robin):

·      You were John Constantine’s apprentice and daughter

·      Since it’s cannon that he was in a band, imma say it, you can probably sing

·      You grew up searching the world for your father since you were raised some by your mother until you fled her (demon mom) and ended up searching the world and practicing your magic with people that knew who you were based on your parents

·      You gained skills playing all sorts of things

·      The first time that John heard you was in your bedroom listening to music

·      Well he thought you were listening to music

·      You were actually playing guitar and singing

·      He was shocked and eventually you got to show him all of the songs you were actually playing guitar in

·      He took you to a recording studio one day for the hell of it and BOOM

·      You were off

·      Now about the team, you wore a mask just because of who you were

·      It was technically a magic mask and just kind of like a mind blur thing where if people already knew both sides of you, they’d know who you are but if it was someone new, they would just know you by your hero name

·      Pretty practical

·      So, when you had gotten big, you made sure not to sing or do anything that would give it off

·      But one day when you thought that the cave was empty, you had an idea for a song and just sang it into your phone

·      Then you started singing one of your own songs while making lunch cause you were bored

·      Robin heard

·      “Wait... WAIT”

·      You had that look that John does when he wants to roll his eyes and throw his head back in exasperation but if he did he’d die

·      “bullocks.” That was all that came out of your mouth

·      You told him, he knew, it was kind of just a thing

·      Now once you guys were dating, and even before, he’d go to every. single. concert (that you played near Gotham or where he was at least)

·      Loudest in the crowd

·      Got VIP seating

·      He’d be the one that knew ALL of the lyrics

·      Definitely not because he was a big fan before he knew .... oh no... “totally not”

·      He’s your date to every single event

·      Interviews together

·      When he takes you to galas, you’re both outshining everyone

·      You let him listen to every single song that you put on albums first since it’s important

·      John got jealous over that

·      Dick knows that some of the pyro that you have at shows is actually magic and that’s why it’s so cool

·      If there’s anything that’s like a hologram that flies over the crowd, he knows that that’s you

·      I think as a given, everyone in this wears your merch even if it’s a bit

·      If I say anything about it it’s cause they wear it a lot

Tim Drake:

·      You two met at one of your own concerts

·      You were on tour and he got a VIP meet and greet pass

·      He was so nervous but really excited at the same time cause he didn’t want to screw up and look like an idiot

·      You two talked longer than you were supposed to actually

·      In the end, the two of you managed to exchange numbers

·      He almost died

·      When he got home he was smiling so wide Dick had to know what happened

·      Even Bruce commented on it

·      Dick squealed when he found out

·      BIGGGG time

·      You and Tim immediately started texting back and forth

·      First of all, you texted first since Tim was too nervous he’d bother you

·      You didn’t really know where to start so you guys just talked

·      That night you just knew this was going to be something good

·      You kept the relationship under wraps for a few months

·      Not until the two of you were comfortable with everything

·      Eventually, you went out for a gala and the media was blowing up

·      It was like an explosion

·      Tim was hesitant to take you to meet his family but you all got along very well

·      Even you and Damian

·      He complimented your skill

·      Everyone almost fell over dead

·      He loves to listen to your music

·      You are both up at inhuman hours working

·      Tim likes to have you by humming or quietly singing to something in your earbuds

·      Sometimes you’ll just interrupt the silence and ask if a line sounds good

·      He almost always says yes and if he doesn’t, he gives a suggestion on a change

·      He’ll come and watch videos be filmed which is always cool to him

·      Comes to every show

·      You guys hate being far away from each other for too long anyways

·      Eventually, you’ll get a penthouse in Gotham and move in together

·      Has the best security just in-case

·      It also has a recording studio built in

·      It isn’t uncommon for one of his brothers to drop in

·      He is always a blushing mess when a song is about him

·      It’s pretty funny to you

·      Likes to listen to you play an acoustic version

·      Those are his favorite no matter how much he likes the original

·      He will also help you pick out singles

·      Sometimes if you’re playing one he’ll just stop and say single and you know what he means

·      One time you were at the studio and doing a soundtrack song for a movie with another singer and the two of you killed it

·      The high notes were your best and Tim was floored

·      You laughed a ton at his reaction

·      “I didn’t know you could do that.”

“Surprise Timmy.”

·      You have sweatpants in your merch just because you know he’ll always wear them

·      You also have coffee mugs and tumblers because you know he’ll use them

Damian Wayne:

·      You both grew up in the LoA

·      You were his second hand from the start and also a top general

·      Got to leave to go on tons of missions

·      Before you’d leave, his only demand or request (after some time) was that you came back with a song that played from the outside

·      You always did

·      At night, you’d softly sing them on the rooftops looking out at the stars at night

·      He wouldn’t admit it but those were his favorite nights

·      After a mission, that was when the compound was attacked

·      You and Damian were swept off your feet

·      Into this new place with Bruce

·      You had learned to play piano very well so once you found that there was one, you were attached to it if it wasn’t training

·      Coping mechanism for you

·      Damian would hear it sometimes

·      Eventually you made your first record and skyrocketed

·      You were lo-key kind of terrified from the attention thinking it would get you killed somehow

·      Spoiler alert

·      It didn’t

·      Some of the songs you wrote were so sad and dark that in interviews when you’d be asked about it, you’d have to just straight up lie

·      You can’t just talk about being an assassin for your entire life and the repercussions of that

·      You’d say it was inspired by the moral compass of characters you read about

·      Damian knows what all of the songs are about since he grew up with you

·      In school, you got tons of attention and hated it

·      That was because you knew that none of those people were real

·      Not at all

·      When you and Damian went public a good percentage of the population at Gotham Academy was mad since they wanted to date you

·      Not for any reason but money a lot of the times of course

·      The press thought you two were really cute

·      You both also intimidated the hell out of everyone

·      No one really knew why it was just your demeanor

·      Late at night on the rooftops of the manor or even just the fields outside of Gotham is where you sing new songs to him

·      He loves it and admits it

·      You guys have the best conversations there

·      It’s something you look forward to every day

·      At shows, he sings along to the songs

·      When you wave to or wink at him he blushes and tries to hold in a smile but fails terribly

·      There’s always a video of it somewhere

·      If you get even a tiny bit of emotional on stage, he gets that way too

·      He understands all too well

·      Loves to go to the studio with you if you invite him

·      He says he likes every single song but you can tell which ones he likes best by his reactions

·      Those are a dead giveaway

·      If he gets that sad look, you know you’ve written a good song

·      If he gets a gleam in his eyes, you know you’ve written a good single or peppy song and it goes like that for everything

Bart Allen:

·      You met right before the Outsiders phase

·      Just joining the team, you were a seriously famous singer and a metahuman

·      Everyone knew since you were open about it

·      Bart thinks you’re really cool

·      Listens to your music all the time but will never admit it and if he’s caught especially by you, he’ll be an embarrassed mess

·      When you were dating it was pretty public

·      He loves going out with you and showing off

·      It’s just kind of his thing to do that

·      You always think it’s funny or you roll your eyes jokingly

·      Either way he will do it without fail

·      Goes to all of your shows

·      You know that one person at big concerts that are lit up in lights screaming the lyrics?

·      That’s Bart

·      You cannot change my mind otherwise

·      Will actively try and make you laugh onstage but not mess up

·      Oh no

·      He would never

·      Now he just openly jams out to your music which at first was kind of awkward walking into but you got used to it

·      He likes it when you just randomly start singing

·      When you two leave the base, you end up getting your own place pretty close to it

·      Just not too close

·      Team listening parties to new songs

·      Some are just really sad and no one has dry eyes since they might be about missions or the aftermath of them

·      Watching the number of buys just sky rocket on an album’s release day is the most fun

·      Once you hit every thousand or so it gets really fun

·      It’s like a race in the sense that everyone is just pumped and wants it to surpass the last number of buys and streams from your last album

·      If Lex or someone criticizes the Outsiders for whatever reason, your fans are on it like crazy

·      You started an organization and another safe house for meta teens

·      Helped give funds to add another wing to the Star Labs base for the kids

·      Everything got updated with that as well

·      Benefit concerts for them

·      Once the meta teens get a grip on their powers, they get free passes to the concerts and VIP passes

·      You also drop by often to hang out with them

Garfield Logan (YJ):

·      You had both known each other before Outsiders

·      You got along really well and were best friends

·      M shipped you guys along with everyone else and when that ship sailed, she was over the moon

·      Okay so when you got big, it was a bit before his acting career kicked off

·      The two of you paved the way for meta teens coming out as metas

·      It was a MASSIVE deal to have someone like you in the music industry and then Gar in the film world

·      Both go to award shows together

·      It’s pretty fun

·      When he decided that he wanted to cut back from acting more and more, you were supporting him through and through

·      He thinks that it’s cool that there are songs about it

·      They’re not too unobvious either

·      You have interviews together but have both decided that Grant is annoying and she is pretty obnoxious sometimes

·      Same with a lot of the other interviewers

·      They just want to know about EVERYTHING

·      No stone left unturned

·      You got to do music for one of the movies he was in which was really cool

·      You were both at the premier walking the carpet

·      Met galas anyone?

·      The public’s favorite couple of all time

·      There’s no doubt about it

·      You wear each other’s merch

Kon Kent (90’s):

·      You probably did more indie and alternative which he thought was really cool

·      You were one of the only newer artists that he really liked

·      One day you just run into each other

·      He doesn’t know what to do for a second cause internally, he’s freaking out

·      Eventually, you pull him into a different building to avoid the mob of people

·      Of course, people see but it didn’t headline the next day which was amazing

·      “Sorry about that. I just figure the mob of people and pap aren’t worth standing outside for.” You said looking outside from behind a shelf of the store.

“N-no, it’s fine.” He replied running a hand through his hair.

“Oh, you’re Superboy, I’m Y/N.”

“You can just call me Kon.”

·      While he was at it, he got your number too

·      You guys actually spent a decent amount of time talking in the store before leaving separately

·      He texted first telling you he liked the album that you had dropped

·      From there, after a few days he asked you out which you were totally down for

·      Then when everything went public, there was no breathing room if you left your place or any other private property

·      He would go to all of your shows and be hit on by the locals

·      Not your fans though

·      Ohhhhhhhhh no

·      You’d tease him about it sometimes but if you could tell he was just dying in the crowd because of girls or boys, you jokingly call it out from stage

·      Think Harry Styles kind of calling it out

·      It’s those vibes and attitude

·      SOMETIMES he might loudly call a thank you or something funny that makes everyone laugh

·      Then the show goes on as normal

·      He sits in your dressing room during meet and greets most of the time

·      You’ve got his favorite snacks in there because of this

·      When you go to events like the Grammys or Teen Choice, you take over the red carpet

·      Everyone goes wild

·      It’s kind of nerve wracking but easier when he’s having to go through the same deal lol

·      The couple that wears disguises sometimes

·      It’s nothing too big, it is enough however

·      He teases you if you wear a wig or something

·      Vacations with no press or anything are amazing

·      They also keep you sane

·      Wears your merch

Random One (Batsib):

·      Your entire family is on board with this

·      They support you throughout the entire thing

·      You have a hit debut album and tour for the next one

·      Eventually, Bruce will let you homeschool which is amazing for you since the people at Gotham Academy know no limits to weird

·      Someone literally tried to ghost write a song for you and then stuffed it into your locker before you were there

·      You knew immediately

·      It’s not that hard

·      During interviews they’re in the background as moral support

·      Extra attention from press at galas

·      Thankfully not really the old rich people though

·      Bruce and the entire family wear your merch

·      You have coffee mugs just for Timmy

·      Dick and the girls wear the merch the most

·      Steph and Cass are squealing if you win an award or drop anything

·      They and your oldest brother are publicly your biggest fans

·      Bruce is secretly your number 1 fan though

·      Plays the songs at the watchtower when he’s working sometimes

·      You know this

·      Everyone does

·      It just happens and you’re not complaining

·      Especially when Billy Batson found out about you

·      Part of Batman’s group AND a superstar

·      You do still typically do the vigilante thing but not as much on tour

·      It’s hard since you actively are trying NOT to die even harder since you kind of are a world -wide sensation

·      On tours, your family is the LOUDEST group in the crowd

·      No doubt

·      They try and make you laugh on stage

·      When you do, you’ll call them for it sometimes

·      *Brothers yelling something at the stage when you respond trying to roast you*

·      “That’s pretty rich coming from batarang ass lookin hairline over there.”

·      Or it might be something like, “Wait, what did you say? Sorry I can’t hear you over the 15,000 other people that are here watching my show.”

·      Those are the best moments

·      Hands down

·      If anyone goes after you on Twitter or something, they’re goners

·      They’re going to have a million other Batfam members and even leaguers coming for them

·      It’s pretty hilarious to see Clark Kent write an editorial on why a person was wrong and why your album was superior to all

·      Wonder Woman saying she listened to your music

·      *passes out*

·      Not that you didn’t already, know, you were just in awe of her lol

[draganasimpsforjeff]

Hello! May I please have a creepypasta romantic match-up with some nsfw if your comfortable with it? Tysm in advance and I'm in love with your writing, like how is it so good?! Anyways I hope you have a great day/night and tysm once again!

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Straight (For now might be bi but i'm going with straight)

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. I also have a very strong grunge style, like Flannels, band t-shirts, combat boots, leather jackets etc. But i'd also always enjoy a nice oversized sweatshirt or hoodie with a pair of skinny, ripped jeans and some converses or something along those lines.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends....like i'm the type of person where if someone glares at me, i'll glare right back.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it.

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. Sometimes in the middle of the night you can find me just staring at a wall or something because I can't go to sleep.....I have trouble sleeping.....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider.

So for the nsfw part (Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to write for it!)....I'm very shy and i'd like it if someone guided me. But i'm 100% a Bottom and I love praise and maybe a tiny bit of degradation. I also have a big ownership kink like if someone tells me that i'm their's....then I might die. I'm also a sucker for marking like lovebites and hickies? Yes please. But please tease me and edge me because I prefer not having control so someone else being in control is just...lovely. Also pet names! Like Sunshine, Babygirl, Doll....AHHhh I might melt.

-From 🎇Sparkle Anon🎇

Ah thank you so much! LOL I feel like we would be good friends bc of so much similarities, hope.you like this!

But anyways I match you up with-

🥁🥁🥁

Hoodie/Brian

SFW

This man ain't gonna lie you sometimes remind him a female version of his best friend Tim/ Masky but like in a good way (bc of your style and music choice)

Your foolishness is the ultimate thing he loves about you

He is scared to leave you by yourself sometimes since you are a klutz

But luckily he knows just enough about first aid so if you have a deep enough cut or something to that measure he's got you 😉😊

At first he would be scared to initiate conversation bc of your very beautiful but deadly looking "resting bitch face"

But once you started talking to him more he would feel a lot more comfortable coming around and just knew that's your cover around new people

Definitely teases you about your height 🤭 (he's 5'11 in my hc)

Is that type of cliche dude to rest his arm on you or would purchase a step ladder for you

Something could be an inch off your reach and he'll feel the need to tease you about it (all in good fun tho)

Hunny, he definitely gets the whole having difficulties talking about whats bothering as he does it too, he'll just try to figure out other ways to make you express what you're feeling. (Through healthy ways ofc)

He has anxiety too so yeah babe he gets it 😌

Sorry love but he kind of likes spiders soooo he would be that asshole that would pick one up and put it in your hair or shoulder without you noticing. (And now I have to do this don't kill me)

NSFW

Oooo darling ♥

He would love to mark you up

He love to be called his? Good cuz he was going to call you that either way even if you were friends or friends with benefits

What you got between your legs belongs to him

He loves how small you are since he's kind of toned and tall and you're like this little petite thing he can just throw around 😊

He understands if you're shy or don't feel comfortable being in control, he'll take over

Will say though, he'll probably suggest taking some sort of drug or anything to influence your senses so you feel more comfortable in your skin at some point or another

Especially since it's a very rare thing for him to see but he won't push too much

WILL 👏 FUCKING 👏 CALL 👏 YOU 👏 PET NAMES IN FRONT OF ANYONE

He doesn't care who hears or sees it since he would love to be caught ngl.

"I don't know why you're all dressed, doll, those clothes are gonna be in shreds and uses as gags or restraints"

Will take pics of you with his phone and has no shame having a very naked you in some angle displayed as his lock screen

Cockwarms you a lot especially when he's cleaning his guns

You just seem him there all busy taking care of something else and not you while his big ol dick stretches you

🥴🥴🥴 this man would choose to be suffocated between your thighs babe

Often squeezes them and ohohoh if you wear skirts or something showing them be prepared to be teased anywhere anytime

Hell even do it in front of others fuuuck he'd even eat you out while others are in the room.

"You're so tasty babygirl, I could eat you out all day and night"

[gerrydelano]

love your blog. any thoughts on jongerrytim? i can't find any content for it and i'm craving validation

hope you have a good day!

oh anon i was gonna BUILD that city. it was originally going to be the ship i went with for PBR before i realized that jon didn’t fit into it as easily as i wanted because their narratives in that particular story went in different directions (and i’d rather respect a character’s entire arc than shoehorn a ship just because i like the basic idea of it, yfm?) but this is actually exactly what i alluded to in the last four chapters of TSP! so if you’re actually willing to read 147k words of jon and gerry recovery nonsense, you would be rewarded with some Them. <3. ramble time!

i also honestly have some new feelings on jon & gerry as a romantic pairing after having explored it in TSP? TSP wasn’t even initially meant to end in romance, tbh. i think it’s a dynamic that mostly only works in certain situations/like all relationships, it isn’t a one size fits all type of deal. it can be a bit parasocial and feels like they wouldn’t actually pick each other out without some Backstory there, which IS very reminiscent of canon in general? we wanna think they’d work out because they have similar a sense of humor and get along well in mag 111, but when i think about the long run, i imagine them as the type of people who could give it a shot but ultimately not work out because they’re just not vibing. and that’s okay! it happens! they’re REALLY great friend material, always.

(and this part is JUST personal to my HC but i think gerry has a Type™ and i do not really think jon fits into it. similarly, jon’s type strikes as Big Handsome [see: georgie, martin, tim] and gerry is. Slim Pretty. yknow? so, i struggle to imagine them as even being all that attracted to each other! and that IS a part of things. i have other thoughts but i’ll stop here.)

i’m a lot more convinced that both of them would each have a stronger dynamic with tim, which is also a valid take on polyamory in the sense that not all partners involved have to be partnered with each other. if you take it that way, it could potentially be stronger in general! a polyamorous dynamic isn’t just “this pairing but with someone tacked on” — it’s a totally different relationship altogether, and so could for sure end up different than just J&G as a pair.

so basically, i’m here for it! tim is kind of the connecting element there, though, for me. i’m honestly the same way with JM like. i love canon and what canon did with it, but in terms of fanwork, i honestly prefer jonmartim a lot of the time because it spices things up and gives you more room to build something different. stuff that’s already got most of its questions answered in canon or that everyone and their dog has explored just about every nook and cranny of in fan content doesn’t always interest me as much because it feels like there’s nothing left for me to build from the ground up. i like! puzzles! too much!

which is why i like rarepairs so much, and usually ones with tim in them. my absolute FAVORITE gerry/tim/someone ot3 will be revealed in PBR later 💪😤 because where else can i be self indulgent. make the content you want to see.

long story short, you are completely valid! i’ve spent ample time thinking about JGT and i support you fully. i wish there were more fic out there for you to read with them, the only one i’ve seen was a long time ago and i’m pretty iffy on some of the concepts used :-/

so tbh? i encourage you to make some content for them, too! Be Your Own Hero! Make The Content You Want To See! i would love to see it. send it my way if you ever do!

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hello!! I have a request for a headcanon with some of the creepypastas X reader!! Could you maybe write a headcanon about Tim/Masky, Ticci Toby and Jeff having a s/o who’s usually soft and bubbly but goes absolutely feral and gets protective if someone’s endangering or bothering their boyfriend?

Tim/Masky with a soft but fierce S/O

AAAAAA I'm so sorry it took so long to get to this!! I recently got back into overwatch and its been eating my brain

Unfortunately, as per my own boundaries I've stated in my rules, I will not be doing hcs for this prompt with toby or jeff :( this is nothing against you nor the characters this is just a personal thing

Brrrbrrrbrrr I need to rewatch marble hornets so I can revamp my ideas for tim n masky because each passing day the lore is slipping my mind ✌✌

Obligatory the way I hc and write Tim and Masky is as two different characters since they seem to have their own mannerisms and memories and all that

Honestly most of these headcannons are going to be aimed at Tim, since I personally think that Masky would be mostly indifferent to you regardless of how you behave.... though I think that he'd be curious, at the very least when he sees your more intense side

Admittedly, Tim isnt all that used to the tenderness you show him

It's not totally foreign to him by any means, but he's just so used to handling everything with bluntness and indifference if that makes sense

And he can take care of himself, most of the time

Whaaaaat y/n what do you mean hes coming home with bumps and bruises he cant explain? Naaaaah its nothing

He IS however slightly taken aback when you end up snapping at someone who tries to do something; be it insult or threat, god forbid a physical attack

Even through the confusion his face is reddened, as hes trying to pull you away from the other person as you give them a verbal beat down

Very "angry chihuahua with their indifferent owner" type vibe

"They don't bite" "yes they fuckin do!!" Energy/j

Overall though, he appreciates both sides of you.. it's nice having someone that just generally takes care of you and treats you good

Bro deserves it

[pumpkinsy0]

Breaking bad au and the outsiders HCs?!? (If that makes sense...)

YAHOOOO IM FINALLY ASKED THIS LET GOOOOO

before i start, this wont 100% follow breaking bad’s storyline, im taking some artistic liberty here lmao

•the main ones u should know is this: curly is jesse, darry is walter, soda is skylar, pony is walter jr, OBVIOUSLY darry and soda r NOT married, they r BROTHERS, dont b WEIRD🙎🏽‍♀️

•darry got into selling drugs bc the economy is SHIT and inflation is CRAZY, and his jobs arent too stable, curly found darry out bc tim was talking about “some new guy selling on my side”, curly caught him, and promised to keep it a secret cause hey, gotta do what u gotta do man

•idk if yall knew but actually jesse was supposed to die from a drug sale gone wrong and LETS JUST SAYYYY, curly DID get shot, HOWEVERRRR he didnt die, but darry did have to bring him home quickly and patch him up, he hides it by saying that he saw it happen but doesnt explain it further

•now ik what ur thinking, “why didnt u make pony andrea or jane” AND THATS BC, no,,,,i dont want pony dead,,,,,hes still a love interest and maybe they dont REALLY get together but theres somethin there!! think if em like a heavily implied ship!!

•darry HATES it 1) its pony x curly, lmao 2) but also bc he feels like thats “mixing personal with business life” and it would put them in danger, but whateverrrrrr curlys still goin and just does it behind curlys back, HOWEVER, curlys still had his love??? interest before pony

•now u COULD see tim as being like saul goodman, out of all the characters in the outsiders, hes DEFINITELY that “i know a guy who knows a guy” guy, and he knows his way in the us justice system lmao, and no!!! he doesnt know curlys in on it, darry didnt tell tim bc stupid emotional conflict, so tim thinks darrys a one man army here that hes backing up

•i actually do think darry and curly would have that same relationship walter and jesse had, they could fight yea but at the end of the day they would defend each other, they even get closer and darry sees curly as a “im keeping u locked up in the basement, kinda 3rd brother” !!!

•for soda and darry in this au, so soda isnt 100% sure WHAT is going on, but he sure is suspicious bc he notices small things about darry, hes seen darry smoke a little bit, hes a lil more shifty about whats going on at work bc he doesnt see darry outside working like he usually would, he notices hes spending a litttlleeeee bit more for new things, small things like that

•but when he DOES find out, BOY is their relationship strained, its like soda understands that hes doing this for the family but at the same time its like, ur putting us and urself in danger man its not worth it, and theyd clash over that, not in front of pony, but pony can tell somethings up, nobodys tellin him

•curly still gets traumatized in those stupid lil shirts like jesse❤️

[caffeineaddicted-noonie]

sorry if i do this matchup wrong or if you aren’t excepting any, but here i am. ^^’

i am the adventurer (ISFP-T) non-binary person who is pansexual, but for this time in particular, i’d prefer a male matchup please. i am 5’2, pale, and very thin. my hair is split dyed and most of the time messy. i mostly just wear large sweatshirts or hoodies with sweatpants.

likes/hobbies:

drawing

writing

reading

music

visual novels

coding

dislikes:

strong scents

chocolate

milk

close-minded people

pet peeves:

chewing sounds

people who spit their drink back into their cup

messy eaters

ignorance

what i like in a partner:

someone who is assertive and demanding.

not afraid to speak up.

tall

arrogance

dominance

what i don’t like in a partner:

people who always have to be right.

close-minded people

neat freaks

uh yes that’s all!! hope i did it right, sorry if i didnt.

YOINK! THANK YOU FOR THE INFO ANON! HERE IS YOUR MATCHUP!

I MATCH YOU UP WITH

MY BOI MASKY / TIM WRIGHT

what was hidden log 1 - friends 🌹

+ Keep in mind that i headcanon that Tim and Masky are the same person. Therefore no alter ego what not. + He is very laid back when he’s not on the ’job’. So you’d see him either lounging in the library, alone or somewhere in his room / tv room / kitchen just chillin. + I see that you two would casually get along. As in, because of the same vibe you give off most of the time. He gets a long with everyone, just not too casually. + But he does nit understand visual novels. Like literally does not see the point of it. + He likes your sense of style tho. Very chill. And your hair. He finds it cool. + Your pet peeves. He relates to those the most (me tooooo) I mean, who could stand someoene who spits their drink back- just nope.Messy eaters?? Uh manners. Chewing sounds! He doesn’t really mind but when it’s like “mwach mwach” Ok thats it- Ignorance overall is never a good thing. + He likes to hang out with you a lot. Either talk on the roof or just a casual hang out.

will find itself blooming log 2 - lovers ❤️

+ when he decided to have the interest to be your lover, this means he trusts you. Like a lot. + He’s not a person to REALLY trust people y’know? + Is he assertive? ✅ IS he dominant? ✅✅ Not afraid to speak up? Depends on the situation. Tall? Hc him being 179 cm, sooo fifty fifty? Arrogant? CAN BE VERY ARROGANT YES. Demanding? If he wants something, gets it. + He’s not always around, so when he has the chance, he will spend each hour he has with you. + Either listening to your stories or helping you draw (as in modeling) he would do anything you want. I swear he will. + massage him, care for him and he will melt like ice. + TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM + Remind him to take care of himself too! + If you are sick or anything related, you are not allowed to even wriggle a finger (jkjk) but you know what I mean. + DAD JOKES + If anyone hurts you while he’s gone, swear to Slendy’s bald head he would give them a peice of his mine and fist. Protective huh? + He loves cuddles. Man is touch starved. + You to would be this couple where, appreciation and love is in everything you do.

<<HEHEH I SEE YOU TWO AS SLEEPY LEOPARDS>>

ANON! HELLO! Please send a feedback on what you think of this ^^ if you don’t mind of course. Sorry it’s late! Hope you have a great day and take care <3

[spookybreadstick]

✨Masterlist✨

LAST UPDATED: November 12th 2021

✨ COLOR CODE ✨

Angst =🤎, Uncomfy Topics = 💚, Spicy =🧡, SFW =💜, Fluff =💙, Gender Neutral Reader =💛, 🍒 = Female Specified Reader, ⚠️ = TW

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💞Headcanons💞.... 

🔪 Jeff 💜

🔪Jeff with a crush (requested)💜💙💛

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🎮 BEN 💜

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🧣Liu(ft. Sully) 💜

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🎨 Bloody Painter💜

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🧵Puppeteer (requested) 💜💚

🧵Sad Puppeteer (requested) 🤎💚

🧵Cute & Funny Puppeteer (requested) 💜💙

🧵Puppeteer’s Victims (requested) 🤎🧡💚

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🍬LJ 💜

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🤍 EJ 1 💜

🤍 EJ 2 (requested) 💜🤎💚

🤍 Cuddling with EJ (requested) 💜

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🖤 Jane 💜

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⏰ Clockwork 💜

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💄Nina 💜

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🧸Sally 💜💚 (slight tw: brief blood mention)

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🌲Slender 💜

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❓Hoodie/Brian 💜

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🎭 Masky/Tim 💜

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🪓 Toby 💜

🪓Toby with a crush (requested)💜💙💛

🪓 Game night with Toby (requested) 💙💛

🪓 Toby Headcanon (from Dancing Parrot!) 💜

🪓 Toby Can Feel Pain For 24 Hours  🤎💚⚠️(TW:SH)

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🤹Splendorman (requested) 💜

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🐾 Smile (requested) 💜

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💕More than one pasta💕

 💕 Slenderman & Puppeteer HC (from anon) 💜

💕 EJ Being Comforted By The Other Pastas 💜🤎💚

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💞ALL PASTAS💞... 

- Pasta Heights  💜

- Pasta Personalities  💜

- Pasta Body Types 💜🧡💚

- Pasta New Year’s Resolutions 💜

- Pastas and Food  💜

- Adorable Quirks of the Pastas💜💙

- Pasta Fun Facts 💜💙

- If the Pastas Had Pets 💜💙

-  Embarrassing Secrets of the Pastas  💜

- Favorite Animated Films of the Pastas  💜💙

- Pastas as TMNT  💜💙

- Pastas and Mother’s Day 💜🤎

- Reacting to Y/N in a suit 💜🧡

- Pastas at the Beach 💜🧡

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💌 Misc. Writing💌... 

💌 What do they need in a partner? 💜💙💛

💌 Music Taste of the Creeps💜

💌 Laughing Jack courting his s/o  💜💙💛

💌 Laughing Jack eating food  💜

💌 DARK: EJ’s eating habits  🤎💚 (⚠️TW⚠️)

💌 The Jobs of the Proxies 💚🤎 (⚠️TW⚠️)

💌 Silly/Cursed/Funny Masky x Reader (prompted by cursedthecreep)🧡💛

💌 Biggest Fears of the Pastas 🤎🧡💚

💌 Nightmares of the Pastas 🤎💚

💌 The Moral Code of the pastas 🤎💚

💌 Desires/wants of the Pastas 🧡🤎

💌 Dark/Disturbing Secrets of the Pastas 🧡🤎💚

💌 DARK: How Does EJ Feel About What He Does to Survive?🤎💚 (⚠️TW⚠️)

💌 The Happiest Memories of the Pastas💜💙

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⚡Pasta’s Relationship With Each Other⚡

🌲Slender & the pastas🌲

🍬LJ & the pastas🍬

🧵Puppeteer & the pastas🧵

🎮 BEN & the pastas 🎮

🔪 Jeff & the pastas🔪

🎨 Helen & the pastas 🎨

🧣Liu (ft Sully) & the pastas🧣

🤍 EJ & the pastas 🤍

🖤 Jane & the pastas🖤

⏰ Clockwork & the pastas ⏰

💄 Nina & the pastas💄

❓Brian/Hoodie & the pastas❓

🎭 Tim/Masky & the pastas 🎭

🪓 Toby & the pastas🪓

🧸 Sally & the pastas🧸

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💫 Pasta’s Opinions 💫...

💫 Dogs 💜

💫 Cats 💜

💫 Valentine’s Day 💜

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🌒 Most to Least 🌘

🌙 Positive & Negative 💜

🌙 Wanting A Normal Life 💜🤎💚

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🎈 Red String of Fate AU🎈

🎈Toby 💜💙💛

🎈 Jeff 💜💙💛

🎈BEN💜💙💛

🎈EJ💜💙💛

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🍓 Fluff Alphabet 🍓

🍓 Toby Rogers 💛💙

🍓 Jeff the Killer 💛💙

🍓 BEN Drowned 💛💙 

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Answered Questions....

❤️  Is Sally the only kid?

❤️  Have I ever heard of Lazari? 

❤️ What are Slender’s reasons for having proxies? 

❤️  Why does BEN like his name capitalized?  

❤️  Are BEN and Jeff friends? 

❤️  Do I write scenarios? 

❤️  What is the reason for “spookybreadstick”?

❤️  What would happen if Toby went to visit his mother? 

❤️  How did Toby get his goggles/mask? 

❤️ How do ghosts work on my blog? 

❤️ Why would Slender consider a child a target; is there tension/conflict betwen killing & non-killing pastas; how does Jeff & BEN’s friendship work when one is a killer and one is not?

❤️ Is there a limit to how long a pasta can stay at the mansion?

❤️ What drove Slender to take in the pastas/proxies?

❤️ Why don’t Sally & BEN kill? 

❤️ What did Hoodie see when he died?

❤️ Have I read Hobo Heart’s story? 

❤️ How does Sally’s aging work? 

❤️ Book Recommendations!! ❤️

❤️ Music Recommendations!!❤️

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🪐 Submissions by special bby breadsticks!! 🪐

🪐  BEN reads a book (fanart)

🪐Nina playing with little dog also named Nina (fanart)

🪐 Clockwork & BEN feeding Maurice (fanart)

🪐 A Possum (picture)

🪐Me and my two most active anons hanging out!! (fanart)

🪐 Amazing writing (Toby x Reader)!!! 

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🎀 Scenarios 🎀

🎀 Smile Dog arrives at the mansion as a holiday present (requested) 💜💙

🎀 BEN x reader in a secret relationship, discovered by the other pastas (requested) 🧡💙💛

🎀 Toby confesses his feelings (requested)💜💙🍒

🎀 Jeff x Reader: Jeff’s IPod (requested) 💙

🎀 DARK: The First Time EJ Got Too Hungry (after being turned) 🤎💚 (⚠️TW⚠️)

🎀 The Story of Hoodie’s Death 🤎💚 (tw for description of injuries) 

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💖 X Reader Requests 💖 ....

🍬 LJ with a s/o 💜💛

🍬 LJ x Reader (compassionate, wise, quiet/shy, touch-starved, strong sense of justice, female) 💜🍒

🔪 Jeff with a s/o 💜💛

🎮 BEN with a stressed s/o (requested) 💜💙💛

❓ Hoodie with a s/o that has a deep Southern drawl 💜💛

🌠 Jeff, BEN, and Toby with a s/o that is physically disabled (wheelchair/missing leg) 💜💙💛

🌠 Jeff, BEN, and Toby with a tomboy s/o 💜🍒

🌠 Hoodie and Masky with a s/o that comes out as asexual 💚🧡💛

🌠 Tim, Brian, and EJ with a s/o that has minor tics 💜💛

🌠 Tim, Brian, and EJ with a s/o that’s really into psychology 💜💛

🌠 Jeff, BEN, Liu/Sully, Masky, and Hoodie with a s/o that is cursed to die each day and come back to life 💜💛🤎

🌠 Masky, Jeff, Toby, BEN, and EJ with a s/o that is a witch  💜🍒 (it’s not explicitly said but it’s not exactly gender neutral either, just a warning)

🌠 Jeff, Toby, and EJ with a insecure chubby s/o who is strong & kills only to protect those she loves 💜💚🍒

🌠 EJ, Helen, and Toby with a s/o that had a (⚠️TW⚠️) E.D. relapse 💜💚💛

🌠 Liu, Helen, & EJ with a s/o that’s going through a depressive episode💜💚💛 (slight tw but this is intended for comfort)

🌠 Toby, EJ, Jeff, and BEN summoned by a witch who needs protection, they eventually become s/o’s 💜💚💛

🌠 Toby, EJ, and BEN with a newly ghost s/o that is afraid and doesn’t know how to control their powers 💜💚💛

🌠 Platonic! BEN & Sally with a friend that was a supernatural skeptic 💜💙💛

🌠 Jeff, Toby, BEN, & Slender with a vampire s/o with Deadpool abilities 💜💛💚

🌠 Jeff & Toby with a s/o that is into reading & slow dancing but is also touch starved  💜💙💛

🌠 Jeff, BEN, Toby, & EJ with a s/o that leaves kiss marks 💜💙🍒 

🌠 Masky, Jeff, EJ, BEN & Toby dating a goddess reincarnation 💜🍒

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[nat-20s]

ooh can i have some reluctantly soft hcs about jon pre s1-s2? (maybe even some about pride??)

okay so we gettin REAL soft tonight babes!

-so for pride Sasha and Tim have officially formed the Taking Martin To His First Pride Team and all three of them spend like a week going back and forth on whether or not to invite Jon bc a: he’s a bit surly and b: he might?? be the Token Cishet? (he’s neither, but they don’t know that.) and while a token cishet can be supportive of his friends at pride they also don’t know if they?? qualify as his friends??

-There’s a conversation that basically goes like

Tim: im sure even as a straight guy he’d like to at least be invited. Wait. Is Jon straight? Do we know?

Sasha: I dunno. I get a Vibe from him that says otherwise

Tim: really??? but he’s not receptive to my charms???

Sasha: believe it or not Tim not being attracted to you specifically is not a conclusive indication of heterosexuality.

Tim: sources???

Martin: guys he’s..probably straight. even ignoring just, god, statistical probability, i kind of?? want to?? hold his hand???

Sasha: and that means???

Martin: i pretty much only ever get crushes on deeply unavailable men. Hence why Tim does not make me swoon.

Tim: now that just sounds like a challenge. ALSO I’m pretty sure Jon counts as deeply unavailable regardless of whether or not he’s straight. Not exactly the most open person around. 

Sasha: i say we invite him anyway! if he’s shitty about it I’ll make sure his email doesn’t work right for a month! 

Tim: Sasha you terrify me. I love you.

Sasha: 😘

So Tim casually knocks on Jon’s door and is like “hey boss we’re going to pride this weekend would you like to come with?” and Jon goes through a whole Face Journey because while, at this point, he Knows he’s trans, is pretty?? sure?? he’s bi, and is aware of being ace but not of like the word or that other people are Like That, pride is still..a lot. Especially when he’s not out to any of them. Reluctantly he ends up agreeing to come along and actually DOES and it’s good? it’s weird for him but it’s nice. It’s really nice and it feels safe and joyful in a way that he’s not used to. He’s doesn’t pick up any merch but the fact that it exists, that there’s people like him out here and living life? it’s lovely to watch. Doubly so to see his coworkers all having a blast. It’s not like any of the other three are particularly dour at work, but here? the three of them THRIVE.

non pride related

-Before he is just so stressed all the time constantly Jon used to sing to himself quite a lot! You can pry “Jon is a good singer” from my cold dead hands. before he becomes Boss Man he’s willing to keep singing even when a coworker walks in and sasha in particular is like woah! that sounds really nice! After shit goes down he kind of stop singing, which sucks because it’s something he really enjoys but it just. Doesn’t come out anymore. Until Scotland at least. Martin is extremely taken with it. 

-There’s a point where Jon walks in on Tim desperately trying not to fuck up the Other Eye when it comes to putting on eyeliner and after about 7 minutes of struggling because it’s just one of those days Jon is like “jesus christ”, grabs Tim’s face, and applies a FLAWLESS, symmetrical cat eye in like .2 seconds. Tim is DELIGHTEDLY like “Jon what the fuck??? :DDD” and Jon is like “i went to college” even though it explains NOTHING and Martin, who’s been watching this exchange the entire time, is a Touch Starved Gay Icon with the World’s Dumbest Crush who thinks nothing but “jon. Hands. Face.” before saying “I Would Also Like Eyeliner” and Jon is like GROANS you would wouldnt you and then does it anyway. Jon doesn’t realize he cataloged the feeling of martin’s face under his hands until like. two years and one soppy dream later

-Jon establishes himself as a clothing thief in season 1 while martin is staying in the archive. one day he accidentally takes Martin’s hoodie and DOESN’T even notice even though it’s a: blatantly not the cardigan of the same color he thought he was grabbing and b: oversized on him. Martin sees him and is like “is that?? my hoodie??” and that’s when jon finally looks at what he’s wearing and just replies, “Yes.” Martin asks, “Can I..have it back” and since Jon is Pissy and Sleep Deprived and generally not in his right senses and also his animal hindbrain is like hhhg hoodie smell good he flatly responds, “No.” And Martin finds it a very confusing mix of deeply annoying and deeply endearing. 

-other items jon has stolen:

one of roises big ol hair clips

a scarf of sasha’s

a pair of Tim’s pajama pants?? how did he even get those???

Like half of Georgies wardrobe at some point or another

-Before he became archivist, he had a favorite little reading nook in the institute. It was private and sunny and quiet and HIS and he spent many a lunch there without anyone knowing, back when he got to read for fun 

-for all the shit that he tries to give Martin about letting a dog into the institute, over the course of his career there he has temporarily snuck in three different stray cats and also a very sad looking hedgehog because he’s a bleeding heart with the rest of em

-he’s not the best baker but when he DOES manage to make something really well, he would almost always bring it into work to share, with a note listing ingredients and a “feel free to eat” note, but absolutely making sure no one knows it was him that dropped it off. Sasha recognizes his hand writing every time but they have a silent agreement that he always sneaks her the best of the batch and she doesn’t say anything