#tim burton please call me i have ideas

[kazz-brekker]

i think if they do a 3rd beetlejuice movie lydia should get a nice age-appropriate goth boyfriend who is completely uninterested in the institution of marriage. my personal fancast would be david dastmalchian but i am open to other suggestions.

[melrodrigo]

A little scorpion goes a long way - W.A.

Wednesday Addams x Fem!Reader

Summary: You bring back an old friend.

Warnings: ooc wednesday, R being a simp

Word Count: 2k+

A/N: I’m bored, here’s a little Wednesday oneshot like promised!

Learning at Nevermore Academy had its perks and downsides, but one of your favorite things about the school was how little they cared about students’s powers.

You had no face? You’re just another student at Nevermore. You’re a freak emo girl? Doesn’t matter. You could revive things from the dead? Who cares?

You; were apart of the latter group. It’s not that you were so powerful to the point you could bring actual human beings to life, but enough to save a dying plant or two. Only, anytime you did it, there would always be ass-kicking consequences.

You’d always have a terrible headache and a killer cold after. Skin all colorless, resembling the look of a character from a Tim Burton movie.

When you had first met your now girlfriend of 11 months Wednesday Addams, she had shared a heartfelt story about her pet scorpion, Nero, and how he had gotten killed by some idiot normie kids.

It was heartbreaking. You swore then and there that as soon as you got the chance you’d try and find the scorpion and bring it back to life.

It also just so happened that yours and Wednesday’s one year anniversary was coming up, pegging the perfect opportunity for such a gift.

It was really hard to try and discreetly ask Wednesday where she had buried her pet scorpion without sounding suspicious.

So you didn’t.

Instead, you called up her father. It wasn’t any less scary, since he was still an Addams, and the father of your girlfriend, but at least you knew he was a bit softer than the rest of the family.

“Hellomr.addamscouldipleaseaskyouifyoyreawarewherewednesdayburiedherpetscorpionforagift?” You stumbled out, completely unintelligible.

“Hello? Who is this?” Came his booming voice from the other side of the phone.

A long paused sounded, you trying to calm down and wipe your sweaty palms against Wednesday’s sheets.

“Hey Mr.Addams, it’s YN. Would you happen to know where Wednesday buried her pet scorpion all those years ago? I need it for a gift im making her.” You said, as slowly as you could, but it still came out as a bit of a ramble.

He barked out a laugh, and your face flushed bright red. You thanked the lords that you decided to do this on the phone instead of in real life.

“Of course darling, it’s right in our backyard. Would you like me to send it to you? Me and Morticia need an idea for date night anyway. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled with grave digging!”

You let out a relieved sigh and a slight chuckle, shaking your head at the Addams Family antics.

“Yes, that would be amazing, thank you Mr. Addams.” You breathe in relief.

“Please, call me Gomez.”

There was a pause of uncertainty on your end before answering, “Of course….Mr.Gomez.”

A sound uncanny to a door swinging open had you turning around hurriedly, and hanging up before Mr. Gomez could even utter another word.

Wednesday stood there, looking unbothered; eyes half lidded until they locked with yours.

“What’s wrong with you? Why do you look like that?” She asked, eyes narrowed. You smiled a little at her tone, because it wasn’t one of annoyance, but rather of worry. Maybe you were turning her a bit soft after all.

You smile shyly, striding up to Wednesday but stopping just short in front of her, giving her time to pull away if she wanted.

When she didn’t, and in fact, leaned a little closer; you closed the distance and gave her a peck on the cheek.

“I’m amazing.” You breathed against her cheek, lips moving toward her neck.

She titled it up a bit, giving you more access to wander around as you please. Rigid hands found your waist, and she squeezed them slightly.

You pull away grinning.

“Oh no, you’re not getting it yet. Plus, tomorrow’s our anniversary, don’t you want it to be extra romantic?” You teased.

She let out a huff and crossed her arms, clearly displeased.

“I dont see what difference one day has.” She mumbled under her breath, still staring you down.

“As romantic as that is, I have to go.” You tell her, squeezing her finger once. All she does is give you a curt nod and returns to her desk.

-

A thing you learned later that day was that Gomez Addams was a man of his word. Not even a couple hours later, a package had arrived for you.

Inside the little shoe box was a photo of the couple grave digging, smiling wider than you’ve ever seen them; and the corpse of a certain infamous scorpion.

“Nero! Ha!“ You exclaimed, jumping up and down in excitement. You inspected the little scorpion, it was tiny enough; should be no sweat to bring it back.

You were extremely wrong.

Considering the thing was dead for almost 10 years; it took an absurd amount of energy out of you.

God if you thought bringing plants back to life was hard, this thing was something you’ve never seen before. Strong and vicious, shooting a sharp pain through you as you connected the back of the scorpion to the palm of your hand.

At one point you seriously thought you were going to pass out. Sweat formed at your face and your vision was starting to get a little blurry.

And to add salt to the wound, the moment the scorpion was brought back, it decided to jump the person who had so graciously brought it back to life.

Leaving multiple scars on the side of your neck, before you could wrestle it away from you and into the pet box you had bought the week before.

Holy shit. I need a rest.

With your vision blurred and head pounding a million miles per second, you collapsed onto the bed, letting the world encompass you in a dark black haze.

-

You’re awaken the next day by an uninterested looking Wednesday, (that might just be how she always looks) hovering over you in the bed. You roll over in the bed to get a better view of her.

“Oh hey, Wends.” You greeted, trying to get up and talk to the girl properly, but letting out a groan as you clutched the side of your stomach in pain.

You pulled the sheets down to check your side, looking for the cause of your pain. What greeted you was a huge dark blue bruise that spread from the top of your rib cage to your waist.

“Huh. That’s weird.” You mumble.

You didn’t notice Wednesday’s eyes widening at the sight, since you were a bit busy poking at the wound.

She quickly slapped your hand away, and pushed you back down into the bed. Silencing you with a press of her pointer finger on your lips.

“Don’t move.”

You don’t think you’ve ever seen Wednesday move so quick, even back when she was looking for the hyde all those months ago. You stared at her in awe as she rummaged through your belongings, and pulled out a first aid kit.

Nevermore had employed one in every students dorm, seeing as to there were plenty of mini medical emergencies that would occur on a daily basis.

“Thing. Go get my Magical Beings 101 textbook. It’s located on my desk.”

Thing quickly hurried off, no doubt due to the harsh tone Wednesday used.

“I’m fine, Wends. Really. I’ll be up and running in a couple days.” You said as you reached over, trying to stroke her hand.

Surprisingly, she didn’t pull away, but instead gripped it tighter. She was silent for a moment, no sound except for your heavy breathing.

“Did you really think I wouldn’t notice? I know you used your powers YN. What I can’t seem to figure out is what for. Why are you so ill?” She asked, eyebrows furrowed.

And if you thought your heart couldn’t get any bigger, you were wrong. The way Wednesday was looking at you, all worried glances and intense eyes, you think you could pass away right then and there.

She cared.

As you tried to get up, ignoring the way Wednesday surged forward to stop you, quickly pushing you back into the bed. You didn’t put up much of a fight.

“This is gonna suck, and I wanted to save it for a more romantic setting, but I don’t think I’m leaving bed today.” You stated, while Wednesday was still eyeing you like you would get up again.

“Could you pass me the box under my desk Wends? But you have to promise to close your eyes.” You murmur, bat your eyes at her.

At that Wednesday rolled her eyes, and you were a little relieved to see a familiar Wednesday expression.

“And why is that?” She inquired.

Um.

“My brain is too meshed to come up with an excuse. It’s for our anniversary, but please don’t look, I wanna see your reaction.” You admitted, fingers playing with the hem of your shirt.

With a huff, Wednesday moved to your desk and closed her eyes, which took a while for her to actually find the box and bring it out.

“Over here.” You say, in case your voice would help her sense of direction better.

“I’m dating an imbecile who thinks I’m an imbecile.” Wednesday mutters under her breath, not aware that you had heard.

Wednesday walks over and stops in front of you, as you pat the surface on the bed next to you.

She gets the hint, and after some reluctance sits down and waits peacefully.

It’s a little domestic, and your heart starts beating faster.

You take the box from her hands and try your best to cover the clear part, then look over to Wednesday.

“Okay, you can open them now.” You say.

Wednesday’s eyes are flicked open in an instant, her peaceful face turning back into her usual resting glare.

She squints at the box, and tilts her head. You push it forward on the bed a little, gesturing for her to open the lid.

She does, and when she peers inside, her eyes widen. She dips her hand in the box and whispers, “Nero, flip.”

When the scorpion walks up to her and does a little turn of it’s body, you guess it could be called a flip, Wednesday gasps.

“It is you.” She says, sounding star struck.

And then as if just remembering you were there, she looks at you, with more emotion than you’ve ever seen before.

You feel your knees get a little week, even though you haven’t even been standing. Wednesday looks in awe.

“Happy Anniversary Wends. I didn’t know where I could find Nero so I called up your dad, I hope that’s oka-“

You’re cut off by Wednesday engulfing you in a fierce hug, and she would never admit it, but you swear you felt something damp on your shoulder.

You let the moment be, don’t tease her about it. Caressing her back a little as she leans just slightly into you.

“You’re an idiot.” She whispers, and you shiver at the sensation of her lips on your bare skin.

“Yeah I know, but you love me.” You say with a cheeky grin.

Wednesday doesn’t say anything back,but you don’t mind. Words had never been her way of expressing love, and having her here, teary eyed and smiling; albeit a tiny smile, was confirmation enough she felt the same.

You didn’t end up getting to do the things on your list for your anniversary, but in a way, what you ended up with was much better.

The rest of the day was spent with Wednesday in your arms, and a tiny scorpion in hers.

It was getting sort of uncomfortable, the position you were in, but you didn’t dare move away.

When Enid had walked in, looking for her disappearing roommate, and spotted you two asleep in each other’s arms. She bit back a squeal and snapped a quick photo on her phone.

You later asked for the photo and set it as your lockscreen.

It was a real pain bringing Nero back, but considering everything, you would definitely do it again.

[silly-boozer]

🧪

New and Improved About ↴

welcome to my tumblr. you can call me Booze or Boozer. I love all things to do with music, movies, and things before i was born (well, mostly). I don't mind any pronouns. Please keep in mind I am a minor who just has too many things and ideas on his mind. Drawing is one of the many hobbies I share on here. I'm not that good at it but it's fun. If we have the same interests or want to ask a question, don't be afraid to yap away in my ask box :]

All in all I am a guy who likes music, movies, and old stuff. nothing too exciting

I'm still new to tumblr so sorry if I don't understand the culture or how it works. I migrated from another site. Lol forgot to mention all the art i do digitally is literally with my finger, I'm not kidding.

or check out my strawpage 🐁

My tags are:

#official boozer posts - posts I have made

#my art 🔫 - all my art I post is under this tag (my art blog is @just-art-junk check it out)

#man verse - my cabinet man ocs & my interpretation of cabinet man universe

#adventures with my cds - I collect CDs as a hobby! I do silly things with them sometimes.

#adventures with lego neil - I have a Neil Cicierega lego figure. I put him in bizarre places and take a picture of him. that's it.

#booze answers - inbox asks

Other blogs you should def check out:

@boozer-club - my side blog where i say random things

@rubber-duckss - hoarding blog

warning: I'm deep into many hyperfixations

some things I like (insane about)

Re-Animator movies

Lemon Demon and other projects by Neil

Tally Hall and other musical projects

Tally Hall's Internet Show

They Might Be Giants

Ghostbusters

House MD

Tim Burton

old technology and games

sci-fi horror

arcades and old games

CD and DVD collecting

Shitty (horror) movies

classic 80s-90s movies

lifestyle back in the 80s, 90s, and 00s

My strawpage (linked above) has more info about my music taste (which I am very passionate about) and other miscellaneous hobbies and interests :]

Permission to scroll through your blog?: I already passed the 1,000 post mark so I suggest just checking out the archive lmao. But always go ahead. Spamming and doom scrolling on my account is welcome.

Things here are organized by tag mostly ex: #reanimtor, #tally hall, #lemon demon, etc if you want to find specific context i make/reblog

DNI - I'll just block you if I don't like you

divider credit to @sister-lucifer

[rottenzombrainz]

🪦Welcome to the Graveyard🪦

Hey!

I'm Allister, a zombie who likes to write >w<

I have an OC by the same name though, so you can just call me "Rot" or rottenzombrainz :3c

~Obituary~

-I like a lot of things, but I mainly post about Tokyo Debunker and sometimes Storytaco inc games too! I'm also just getting into What in Hell is Bad and Degrees of Lewdity!

- Minors please DNI!! I don't feel comfortable with kiddos consuming my content- especially with the games I've been playing recently

-I'm a writer! Not the best in the world, but I'm still a writer!

-I'm fine with any pronouns. I couldn't care less about how people onlinr perceive me gender-wise

-I do take hc and fic requests!! I will deny anything I'm not comfortable writing though! (incest, pedo, fetish fics, Jiro x character)

-Proud overuser of commas

-I try to put good content labels on my posts but be weary of spoilers and suggestive content

-I have no idea how to fucking use tumblr so please bear with me

- Proud self shipper!! I <3 my f/os Lawrence and Jiro

-Zombie wife of the Zombie Boy

-President of the Lawrence Lover Legion™

Tag Keys

#undead ramblings - regular blog posts

#living inquiries - ask responses

#justzombiethings - zombie things!!

#little guys - tkdb chibi screenshots

Rising from the grave....

I'm currently taking a semi-hiatus from writing but you can still send in requests!!

🧟‍♀️ = Priority

Anon headcannon request pt2 🧟‍♀️

Cockwarming headcannons 🧟‍♀️

Subaru + Rui FriendFic

Jiro + Ren FriendFic

Ghouls comfort reader during period

Ghouls in zombie apocalypse au

Ghouls as monsters

Lyca smut

Ghouls as alternative subcultures

Wizard of Oz mission

Tombstone of Contents

Everything is Tokyo Debunker related unless specified otherwise ^w^

My fics ;

Lawrence x Reader(Dangerous Fellows) short fluff

Lawrence x Reader(Dangerous Fellows) part 2 (fluff)

Lawrence x Reader(Dangerous Fellows) part 3 (smut)

Luca + Jiro FriendFic

Zenji + Ed FriendFic

Virtual Intimacy: Rui x Reader fluff

My theories ;

Towa is God

Taiga's prosopagnosia

Jiro's stigma

My head cannons ;

Ghouls see a Like Dove while with you

Ghouls receiving a BJ

NSFW Jiro headcannons

Darkwick house sports

Ghouls at the mall

Ghouls painting they nails 💅

Ghouls playing dungeons and dragons

Ghouls favorite Bath and Bodyworks scent

Silly/random trait headcanons

Ghouls favorite Tim Burton movie

Ask games

tkdb specific ask game

OC posts; (OC roleplays @askallianything @wenyichen-mortkranken)

tkdb persona

Alli introduction and lore dump

Alli character relationships

More Alli lore dump

Alli lore recap

Yichén lore dump

D&D character dump (D&D.... obviously)

[khiruji]

Cruelty brought thee orchids (desperate for a good Jtk)

JEFF THE KILLER X FANDOM OC ───── ❝ 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 ❞ ─────

Hey there! My name is Khiruji. You can call me Khiru or whatever you think fits best. I am 26 years old, my pronouns are she/her and I live in the Central European Timezone (CET). I am a hopefully-soon-to-be professional illustrator with being currently in the process to change my artstyle to a more goth-ish style, while being heavily inspired by Tim Burton, Gris Grimly & Creeptoons. You can find a little introduction to me at the end of this message and a more detailed description of the RP. I am currently looking for Jeff the Killer, for a very detailed, passionate and deep story idea. Are you looking to leave the cringy and somewhat toxic creepypasta fandom behind and venture into a dark, poetic and deep sphere, where you can still write the character as what he is? Where you and your mind can find beauty in darkness, instead of all the same looking creepypasta boys with - strangely enough - all the same hairstyles and where they're weapons are only there as decoration purposes? Do you enjoy gothic storys that are dark and twisted, but still have that romantic undertone? Yes? Than I might have the perfect plot for you. Needless to say: You need to be of age of consent for this. I look forward to hearing from you. ( '́з'̀) All characters are 18+ here and you should be too! Not the biggest fan of people who use anime fanarts to portray Jtk and still have the picture of a "knaifu cutesy boy" in their head and not an actual serialkiller. Please don't contact me. If villain, why hot? DM me here on tumblr, lets get to know each other first and then move to Discord or other sites to finally make that RP happen! x3 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KDj2omj7baQU9oeig0MBzif0xKVwRbSw7LMLYepPH3M/edit?hl=de https://docs.google.com/document/d/1geB8n4YTKCqglDk_cc4_Of8dU0CFqXvq-G1QT9iB9_M/edit

[thewardenofwinter]

Writeblr Introduction | Morana Warrin

I have finally created a Tumblr for my writing. I haven't been on here since I just got internet access (around 2013 so you can probably guess the things I saw) but I need a place to throw all my ideas at a wall and watch as they trickle down into a puddle of lost nights of sleep and aesthetic pinterest boards.

▸ About

▸My name is Morana, I would prefer they/them pronouns but, to be frank, I do not care what you refer to me as. I have been writing for a long time (too long if you ask some people) but in the past three years, I have been taking the profession much more seriously in hopes of starting a career. Besides being a writer and a threat to modern society, I also dabble in drawing/graphic design and character design.

▸I adore 19th-century Russian literature (Mikhail Bulgakov is my personal favourite) and absurdist texts. There isn't a moment of my day when I'm not listening to some sort of music, I do not discriminate genres in the slightest but I am partial to rock and its many subgenres. I love any 90s and early 2000s movies, early Hollywood horror flicks, and Soviet films from the 80s.

▸ Current Projects

(I am horrible at summaries so please take pity on me. also check TWs)

The Resurrectioners

You only live twice.

(TW: Mentions of s*icide)

After the deaths of her two sisters in a car crash, twenty-seven-year-old Samara Dombroski decides that her life is no longer worth living and makes a successful attempt at her own life. Only there's one problem:

She doesn’t stay dead for very long.

An indeterminate amount of time later, Samara wakes up in a strange, vast estate plagued by visions of the past that she can’t control. She learns that this place is run by a man known only as The Resurrectionist, a necromancer armed with a group of assassins possessing strange abilities called Resurrectioners, an eclectic group of individuals who all share her story: people who found death by their own hand or by some other tragic means.

Now a resurrectioner herself, Samara must repay the debt of her second chance at life to The Resurrectionist by disposing of cadavers for him: violent, ghoulish beings that result from misused necromancy who feast on flesh and bone. Once she has killed enough to satisfy The Resurrectionist, she will be released from the estate she is trapped in and free to live the rest of her life.

genre: dark fantasy, thriller

What We Undertake

Some things are better left undead.

Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak meets Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow in this paranormal mystery and gothic romance set in the late 19th century.

Our tale follows one Dolores Clive, resident medium and the daughter of the late Warren Clive, Boston's most beloved undertaker. After her father's death and subsequent take over of the family business, Dolores has become a recluse haunted by ghosts of her past and near future which all comes to head when her step-sister arrives in town with her newly acquired fiancé and his rather strange but beautiful brother in tow following a string of murders.

Genre: horror/supernatural fiction, gothic fiction

The Stray Girls

It's not drugs that are killing these teens.

(TW: Mentions of drugs and alcohol)

Set in the fictional city of Maynard, The Stray Girls is a retelling of The Lost Boys centred around a cast of troubled teen girls set 10 years later in 1997'.

After once again deciding to move across the country with her daughters, Magdelena's mother decides that cheap rent is worth more than her daughter's lives when she moves to Maynard, Washington— which currently boasts the largest missing girl population in the country. While settling into their new home, Magda notices her elder sister Roxanne is beginning to act strange: leaving the house in the middle of the night, wearing sunglasses indoors, and sleeping all day. First suspecting it to be drugs, Magda thinks nothing of it, but as time goes on and her sister's personality makes a sudden shift in the wrong direction, she can no longer pretend like everything is alright. Meeting the group of troubled girls that her sister now calls 'friends' slowly leads her down a path of crime, thrill and peer pressure. But it's not booze that these girls are drinking: it's blood.

Genre: Teen Adventure/Horror

▸ LINKS

pinterest // spotify // instagram

Though my aesthetic and writing style may scream morbid academic pretentiousness, I assure you my online presence and writing greatly contrast with my personality (and looks for that matter) so please do not be alarmed by my frequent buffoonery, general bastardness, and bombastic vulgarity.

Thank you for reading! (or skipping to the end)

— M. Warrin

[spinningintheshadows]

Four years ago, the higher powers of the hellsite introduced me to the person who was going to change my life forever and I didn’t even know it. Four years ago, I noticed someone lurking in my notes, like a goblin waiting for treats (her words, not mine) and I sent her a dm. That one dm was going to change my life.

Over the last four years I’ve learned so much about myself because of her. She’s taught me how to love myself and has never failed to put a smile on face.

Our other friends call us codependent at best (I mean, I did leave her unsupervised for a week and she lost all sanity and self control in like 24 hours pure Phil Lester style), but really she is one of the first people to ever show me what unconditional love is supposed be like, what it’s like to have a true best friend.

She is the only person I would willingly take a 14 hour bus trip for just to watch her graduate college (even though she uses that degree to go all therapist mode — “I escaped my clinical psychology degree. You, however, did not” she says). And I know if the roles were reversed she would do the same.

This is all a very long winded way to say “Happy Birthday!” to my best friend, my platonic soul mate. The Dan to my Phil, the Rhett to my Link, the Dean to my Cas, the John B to my JJ, the Alex to my Jack, the Loki to my Thor, the Diaz to my Buckley, the Eddie to my Steve, the Wednesday to my Enid, the Bucky to my Sam, the Morgan to my Garcia, the Ryan to my Hugh. I think we keep adding pairings every time we write one of these posts.

I love you so so so so so much, not even Blink 182 could make me hate you @teelagurl558 🩵

And since it is your Blink 182 year, I shall open it with a list of things you have said because tomfoolery.

1. Your idea of romance was also to confess your undying love for me while my legs were over your shoulders

2. Did you just quote Jane Austen at me?

3. Y’all fr? Like fr fr? I failed biology twice and I still got it

4. I’m ratsexual. I’m only attracted to rat bastards

5. I would like a crab and three ounces of jizz please

6. Are you there Dave? It’s me, the consequences of your own actions

7. Forget graduate school this is my passion

8. Words hard. Dick flavor weird

9. That’s literally my thing. I’m like “butchy women?? Step on me women??? Wow” big dick energy but with boobies.

10. You will pry Tim Burton creations from my cold dead gothussy

11. When is meat day and where do I go for meat. That’s a holiday I can get behind. I don’t if it’s dick or barbecue, I’m fucking down*

12. Well I plowed into him and then he plowed into me. Two different versions

13. I am but a babe left to perish in the snow. There is actual snow this time

14. Matthew Gray Gubler stole my wife

15. Matthew gray gubler makes me a threat to feminism

16. I’m about to be cast on grown ass snapped

17. You peer diagnosed me as gay

18. It’s your autism hot wheels collection

19. We got married because Vix made porn** of this show

20. It’s not my fault I was a teen pregnancy

21. Homeboy could wrap around me like a fucking croissant roll

22. I would be honored to be named after Freddie Mercury and Queen Elizabeth

23. 100% midwestern organic raised Chad

*Meat day is May 16. It is literally my birthday

** I wrote smut

[catchyhuh]

Guilty pleasures of the gang! The ones they're kinda embarassed to show others. It can be food, movies, music, whatever you want!

this one almost stumped me BUT I THINK I GOT IT. i think the key here is less "what's embarrassing to them" and more "what would they make fun of each other for enjoying" and as soon as i put it through that lens we fucking Got it. LET'S GO GUILTY PLEASURES

lupin:

i do not imagine he has many. not because he doesn’t enjoy things but just because he feels no shame almost ever. even when he really, REALLY should be embarrassed, he just isn’t. carpe diem to its most extreme extent in the form of shit like saying “hey. would” when they pass a frosted flakes ad in public. it doesn’t matter if he’s doing it for the bit or not, because my god, he’s doing it. so trying to imagine something he’d feel sincerely EMBARRASSED for enjoying is… tricky…

if he had one, it would def come from his stance on something changing. he goes who the hell says mars attacks is their favorite tim burton movie and the others shrug not giving even a fraction of a rats ass. probably forgot it right after he said it. and then he rewatches it by himself and goes Ogh damn. This Isn’t Bad. But My Pride….

jigen:

SAYS he thinks hating overhyped things is whatever, who cares about (insert blockbuster of the year) and whether or not people like it. and he’s right who cares enjoy whatever harmless schlock you enjoy. but… he wouldn’t ADMIT to liking (insert blockbuster of the year) because that would make him appear as boring in his mind. and nobody would really care anyway but lupin and fujiko would clown on him and that’s worse than the entire earth caring 

this is so random but based on my experiences in life a lot more gruff middle-aged men who are far too particular about music. fucking love avril lavigne. would jigen? would a man with so many murders under his belt he’s forgotten how to distinguish the smell of blood from the oxygen in the air love avril lavigne? hey man. what the hell

fujiko:

fujiko has a half-self inflicted relationship with the idea. she lives with less than 0 regrets, does what she pleases, objections be damned. but she does tend to frown a bit when she finds her attention is actually held by the saw sequels of all fucking things. it’s one thing to be caught enjoying some classic, genre redefining horror movie, even if it has excessive sex or violence or whatever the hell else, but to be seen nodding to yourself after the plot budges forward 1 inch after 40 minutes? god just put her in the reverse beartrap already

has a snuggie. she hides it. it wouldn’t even be a huge deal, but hey, would ANY of these be a huge deal in any fucking world? of course not! the motherfucker is comfy as hell, perfectly plush without being so heavy it ruins her inner temp control, and she likes having her hands free to do whatever while she’s cozy and warm, but for SOME reason she just REFUSES to allow anyone a glimpse of her snuggie. that’s private

goemon:

DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING HE DELIGHTS IN REGISTERS IN HIS MIND AS A GUILTY PLEASURE. WAKING UP AFTER 6 AM IS A GUILTY PLEASURE TO GOEMON ISHIKAWA THE THIRTEENTH.

highly specific but little debbie oatmeal sandwich cookies. overprocessed, nothing about it is healthy or natural, and yet… that cream filling just calls to him. they aren’t as sickly sweet as other snack cakes, the consistency is nice, the texture of the cookie feels “correct” to him, so. yeah. indulge in a little debbie oatmeal sandwich cookie (not sponsored)

zenigata:

it’s kinda hard to say what does and doesn’t constitute a guilty pleasure for someone as bluntly, brutally honest as this guy. he HAS shame but it’s more of a subconscious acknowledgement than something that actually stops him from saying embarrassing shit at full volume in a crowded mall

gets very guarded about movies that make him cry. not because he’s embarrassed about crying, god knows that is not true, but he just feels… silly, being affected by made up bullshit. homeward bound, ESPECIALLY the part with the little girl, ending of edward scissorhands, almost any lameoid sappy disney princessy love bullshit, he purposefully didn’t watch the barbie movie because he heard it made people cry and when he did end up seeing it somehow he also cried and was BAFFLED AT WHY HE CRIED,

[simmerdowndee]

windenburg years special: forever

Greetings from Windenburg! Theo and I have officially been here for three months. So far, I’m adjusting very well. I haven’t wanted to run back home yet, so that’s good. Theo has been doing a really good job at checking in with me and making sure I am okay.

WE BOUGHT OUR FIRST HOME! I’m so proud of Theo and I because we saved every dime, we had for the first two months we were here to be able to do this. Staying at grahams guest house was a great idea because we didn’t immediately have to pay many bills. I’m still in the process of decorating it fully, but it is a 5-bedroom home with a nice backyard/patio. We even used one of the bedrooms as an office for the both of us. Oh, look at that, only enough left to have 3/5 kids he wanted…. Bummer…..

Today, we are both off from work and spending some time at home. Theo planned a movie day and we’ve now reached the part of the day where he wants to watch scary movies. I am not a fan of scary movies and really don’t want to do this but he watched every Tim burton movie I wanted to see today, so it’s only fair.

Dakota: You picked the scariest movies to watch.

Theo: They aren’t that bad babe.

Dakota: To you.

Theo: I’m right here, and its only 6pm. It’s not even dark yet.

Dakota: But it WILL be when we finish the last one, conveniently one that will keep me up at night.

Theo: I got something that will help you sleep tonight.

Oh brother.

Dakota: *rolls eyes*

Dakota: Yeah, whatever.

(He actually isn’t wrong tho)

Anyways….

He always picks gore or demons. Why can’t we just watch slasher films? At least I know I won’t be bothered by them.

Dakota: Oh my god…..

Dakota: Oh my god please…..

*The wind rattles the front door*

Dakota: AHHHHHHHH.

Theo: *Laughs*

Dakota: It’s so funny isn’t it. Am I a joke to you?

Theo: Drama. Queen.

Theo: Here, we’ll switch sides so you aren’t scared of the door.

He’s such as dick.

Dakota: You’re such a dick.

Theo: Awh babe. Here, come closer.

Theo: Better?

Dakota: A little, I guess.

We make it through the first two movies. Apparently, the end of the second one annoyed Theo because he started yelling at the screen as if they can hear him.

Dakota: Let’s take a break before we watch the last one. Jesus.

Theo: That’s fine babe.

Theo: So, our anniversary is coming up.

Dakota: The original one?

Theo: Yes. I was thinking we could have a really nice dinner.

Dakota: That’s fine with me. Where did you wanna go?

Theo: Actually, there’s this restaurant in Selvadorada I wanted to take you to…

Dakota: As in the country………….?

Theo: Yes.

I know we’ve had some beers but he can’t be that drunk…..

Dakota: Uh….

Theo: *Laughs*

Theo: You are so cute when you're confused.

Theo: We’re going to Selvadorada for our anniversary.

NOFUCKINGWAY

Dakota: Theo, are you serious???!

Theo: Yeah, so you better figure out what you want to wear and how many wigs you plan to pack.

Not him calling me out like that.

Dakota: Ahhhh, I’m so excited babe!

Theo: I thought you’d like your gift.

Dakota: I LOVE IT. THANK YOU BABY!

Dakota: I love you.

Theo: I love you too babe.

Now, I really do need to figure out how many wigs I wanna bring…...

*Two weeks later*

Theo and I are headed to Selvadorada! He’s so excited. I don’t know if it’s because it’s the first anniversary we’ve celebrated since we got back together or if he’s just excited to go on vacation. See you when we land in Selvadorada!

[arewecoolio]

Hi! I just wanted to recommend a webtoon comic to you. I don't know if you read comic but I feel you might enjoy this one. Because is a retelling of Edgar Alan Poe's stories. With sapphic CANON main characters. Gorgeous art style. Very interesting history, well developed characters. And one of the main characters Annabel Lee gives such Angelique Bouchard vibes. Like she's a lesbian gaslight gatekeep girlboss all the way.

I think you will really enjoy it. Or anyone that likes Angelique or tim Burton or Edgar Alan Poe.

The synopsis: (This will contain spoilers from the first chapter only please consider I have NEVER wrote a synopsis before so this may suck but the history does NOT!)

Lenore wakes up without any idea of where or who she is. She is just chain to a suitcase with her name on it, short after she finds a woman, Annabel Lee (Angelique in another universe?)( who is in the same situation. After being attacked and running away from a monster that is chasing them. They come across a gothic academy called nevermore where the Dean's Merry and Mourn. Explains them that they are expected there. And explains to them they are dead.

If you decide to give it a shoot let me know what you think!

I actually just finished a Netflix show called the The Fall of the House of Usher—which is retellings of Edgar Allen Poe stories!! I will definitely have to check this out soon!

[c-schroed]

That "The Flash" movie makes a lot more sense once you realize that it's not about time travel

I watched the new "The Flash" movie, and I really liked it. Ezra Miller does a great job playing a double role, it's always great to see Michael Keaton (especially when he reprises one of the best Batmans ever), and, most importantly for me, the film introduces a version of Supergirl that I now have some serious crush on. Almost broken, full of anger, but slowly regaining trust. Such a marvellous work by Sasha Calle, and I really hope to see more of this character!

But there's one thing that bothered me for quite some time: Time. (Ha ha.) Because the movie does some terrible job at explaining why exactly Barry Allen running fast enough to travel back in time and saving his mom would exchange Batfleck with Tim-Burton-Batman. We're told that changes in the time line work in two directions. By Bruce Wayne. With a bunch of spaghetti. Seriously?

I think we shouldn't trust Bruce on this one. I mean, he's a genius detective, but why should he know time travel shit? Exactly. So, please allow me to propose an alternative theory. Which avoids problems like unexplainably changed Batmans and grandfather paradoxes, while providing terrible new problems like vanishing Barrys and an almost infinite number of dead Supergirls (I'll try to keep spoilers at a minimum, I promise). Ready to go? Good.

Barry did not travel through time. When he entered the Speed Force to travel back in time, he indeed traveled through lots and lots of universes, each universe a bit more out of sync with his original universe. And he finally crossed over to a parallel universe whose main difference to our world, at first glance at least, is that it's years out of sync with our time. In this universe, Barry's mom is still alive. And whatever Barry does here has always been part of this universe's history. So he does not change the past, he just plays his role as a visitor in another universe.

Then he tries to get back, but can't because another being also messing with the Speed Force throws him out and he lands in another universe, where it's 2013 and his mom also has survived. But it does not necessarily have to be the same universe that he just visited (that would be one heck of a coincidence), and it definitely is not the universe he originally came from. Because this universe is the world of Tim Burton's Batman. Or one of many iterations of it. And this is one of the worlds where mommy Allen has survived. And where no Superman exists, but where a marvellous, marvellous, marvellous Supergirl is waiting somewhere to turn from almost broken damsel in distress to an abso-smashing-loutely gorgeous goddess of revenge. And so the movie's story unfolds, with two Barrys ending up trying to find a way of saving Supergirl from dying in the final battle, visiting world after world where it did not work.

Gosh. Be it time travel or inter dimensional sliding, that is always terrible: Seeing a heroine you just develop a crush on die. So. Darn. Many. Times. It's just terrible. I was an emotional wreck. Great job everyone, would go on that ride again anytime!

Oh, and of course "our" Barry does not return to his original universe, he returns to another one with a slight alternation that he wished for (filling a gap there, because this universe's Barry also went away via Speed Force, trying his luck in just another parallel-but-out-of-sync universe). Which universe our boy landed in? Finding that out made me smirk quite a lot.

So. That's my theory. Sorry that I can't offer any spaghetti to explain it like Bruce did for his theory. Might I instead offer a nice bubble bath? That might be close enough to my idea of traveling the multiverse.

[charmanderxerneas]

Im SO FUCKING SICK AND ANGRY AND TIRED OF SHITTY LIVE ACTION REMAKES ESPECIALLY for shit like stop motion, which is an entire beautiful painstakingly time consuming artform in of in itself. and theyre remaking it just to earn some money. Gonna make it more bland and take away the charm just because its “a popular thing we own that’ll make money because idiots will watch anything”.

Live action remakes piss me off because it feels like they never truly understand the charm of whatever they were remaking, and then they fail to create anything close to it. Theres also the point that Often times, animated films are animated for a reason. Because the story is suited for animation, animation can help every frame look artistic and beautiful and contribute to the stories and themes, ect…. live action can be good but disney doesnt put in the effort to make their live action films artistic. Plus many of the effects and cgi will look very outdated in a decade when animated works still hold up over time due to the stylization and artistic nature. The live action remakes are also very forgettable- none of them have left as great an impact as the originals and I often forget which films have had remakes already.

First of all: The nightmare before christmas has a wonderfully stylized aesthetic, all the characters are sculpted in a stylized spooky way thats full of character, and the worlds are very well crafted and theres so much visual stylistic contrast between the halloween and christmas worlds (most of my praise is for henry selick and the animators rather than tim burton btw. Since tim burton came up with the idea and then fucked off and wasnt even involved in the film at all. Tangential comment but wanted to give credit when i can since i feel like he always gets the credit for this movie) Do you really fucking think disney is going to take the effort to replicate those aesthetics well in a live action film. Do You REALLY Think It Would Have As Much As A Visual Impact As The Stop Motion Film?

Second: Nightmare before christmas literally takes place in a world full of monsters 😭 meaning animation is one of the BEST mediums that could be suited for it because monsters arent real and animation is for creating worlds that can’t exist in real life. IF YOU DO IT IN LIVE ACTION ITS NOT GOING TO WORK. Practical effect monsters can look cool but its fucking disney and god knows its just gonna be all cgi because cgi animators aren’t currently unionized to my knowledge and they can fucking take advantage of them to make themselves more money. Im also sick of them doing mostly cgi animated shit and calling it live action like they did with the insulting lion king shit. (no disrespect to cgi or cgi animators, just doing their jobs. But god knows big movie companies do not respect the medium and do it as cheaply as they can)

Fuck Disney. Fuck Live Action Remakes. Fuck Lazy Corporate Cash Grabs. Please support original works, original creators, writers, animators, unions, support the people who make great films that we love and Dont support disneys lazy cash grabs for the love of god. grahhh sorry for ranting but this shit makes me livid

[findroleplay]

Hello hello! I'm Kit, 23, looking for a couple of niche(at least it seems that way) pairings. Please note that I only roleplay with people 21 and older. All characters will be 18+.

A little about me: I'm an advanced-literate writer who also enjoys making art, memes, playlists, and edits! It's how I channel my fixations. I am neurodivergent, so clear communication is important to me. I'm available continuously throughout the week, though my reply rate does vary depending on my work schedule/energy levels. I live in the EST zone. Now, onto the good stuff.

《 Harry Potter (M/M Severus Snape x Fae OC) 》

Fae are not to be trusted, but scary times call for drastic measures. Facing the aftermath of Voldemort at the height of his power, the Wizarding world seeks more allies in the event that such a tragedy ever happens again. No one is more active in this than Albus Dumbledore, who takes advantage of the unique population of magical creatures and peoples he has connections with. As close by as the Forbidden Forest outside of Hogwarts, a society of Fair Folk dwell. They are devious and fickle, but they too wish to protect themselves, and learn more about their wizard counterparts. To this aim, Dumbledore strikes a deal with the Fairy King, and an Ambassador of sorts is sent to reside at Hogwarts and exchange cultures. **This is a rp centered around character arcs and world-building.** There is plenty of room for magical wonder, experiments, Fae antics, and a potential romance between Severus and our lovely, rather sinister Fae Ambassador.

《 Alice in Wonderland (M/M or M/F Mad Hatter x *human!Cheshire Cat )》

This is pretty open for anything as far as plots go. Again, I love world-building, and there will be PLENTY of Cheshire Antics. This humanized version of Cheshire is a character I have put a lot of heart into. He has a backstory, lore, some art, a Google Doc, and a playlist. I do ship him HARD with Tarrant Hightopp/Mad Hatter. My inspiration here is taken strongly from the Tim Burton films.

Of course, I'm open to hearing any and all ideas about these pairings and what plot we could use. My DMs are open!!

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[marzbar20]

haii :3 i have no idea how to work tumblr so i'm very excited

this is my lil intro thing since i've never made an actual post on here before. i only really reblog stuff 😭 (please interact i need more friends)

my name is marz, but on here im mostly using my other names so call me jeff or tord and. i use it/he, (preference for it) and i'm veryyy much taken. i have a lovely partner who i hope never finds my tumblr but if he does then it's fine probably 😭 i'm also pansexual and homoromantic. (if you're confused it basically means i fuck all genders and date non-women).

umm... so like i very emo. i like genuinely almost every genre, including minimal country. i can rock with whatever!! but currently my hyperfixation songs are Daylily by Movements and Crucified / Witch Image by Ghost. i dress in mostly black jeans and band/rick and morty tees and my partners hoodies. i have the 2008 emo sideswept hair. i luv makeup tbh

i'm a stoner hehe i smoke to help with my issues. helps me genuinely function and deal with my misdirected anger so it keeps me a better person. not a nicotine guy tho. i luv my weed and just my weed fr.

i'm auDHD as well as having several mental illnesses. but mostly my symptoms reflect my BPD, PTSD and Autism the most. i have symptoms of illnesses caused by my bpd and autism- for example OCD and depression/anxiety/panic.

i don't have very many PTSD triggers if any.

now the fun part!! if you were wondering what flavor of autism i have, i like to write fanfic :3 i draw sometimes but i'm not as good at that so i stick mostly to writing. honestly if i figure out how to work tumblr better i will start taking requests related to my hyperfixatioms teehehe..

some of my special interests :

- Psychology (i'll pick your brain apart :3)

- Creepypasta

- FNAF (big favorite)

- My Hero Academia (specifically Bakugo)

- Homestuck

- Band :3 (band kid..)

- Melanie Martinez

- Markiplier (big favorite)

- Tim Burton films

- The Walking Dead (Game+Show)

- Vocaloid (Oliver my fav)

- TMNT

current hyperfixations!! this very much may change!!

- Gothic Literature

- My partner :)

- School (nerd)

- Band

it depends on what kin it is, but kins with an aterisk * next to their name are no doubles allowed!!!!! raaahhh!! thank u:3 i will later list some kins that are highly encouraged to interact HEHEHE

current kinlist. this may change due to the fact i havent indulged in many shows or games in ages

- Katsuki Bakugo (HIGHEST) *

- Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta) *

- Gamzee (HS)

- Karkat(HS)

- Killua (HxH)

- L (Death Note)

- Karma (Assassination Classroom)

DNI LIST!!

- proshippers

- people who ship any type of incest/proship/weirdness. :P

- people who like watch and enjoy ybc

- basic homophobia / transphobia / racism

- Bakugo, Jeff the Killer, Gamzee and Karkat kinnies (sorry doubles i am just thebonly one allowed)

- offenderman enjoyers

- people who make porn of teenaged characters. no i will not b writing any mha student fanfics sorry guys. (most villains tho? 😋)

- no weird sides of fandoms. each fandom knows what i mean fr.

- age PLAYERS. the kink way

INTERACT LIST!! PLZ!!

- similar interests

- similar personality style (i know y'all can tell)

- Kirishima, Kaminari, Tavros, Dave, Gon, and Creepypasta kinnies :3

- the less weird part creepypasta fandom

- stoners :3

- age regressors :) (the coping way)

okay that was a lot but i think that's it:) i hope people see this 😭

[isabella-petals]

"The look of love, the rush of blood"

୨୧ 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 ୨୧

My name is Isabella, but people call me Isa, Bella, Belle or Mimi 𖹭

I'm Colombian and 16 years old, I speak both Spanish and English (and trying to learn French)

Currently in my senior year (school works different in Colombia)

I might sound lame but I love speeches, debate and joining MUNs lol

My favorite musicians & bands are: Chapell Roan-Daft Punk-Katy Perry-Newjeans-BTS-Blackpink-Joji-Nirvana-Kali Uchis-Deftones-Lana del Rey-MARINA-t.A.T.u

My favorite movies are: A girl walks home alone at night-Helter Skelter-Confessions-Interstella 5555-Perfect Blue-Princess Diaries-The Virgin suicides-Lisa Frankestein-Priscilla-Persepolis-The Crow

My favorite movie directors are Satoshi Kon, Sofia Coppola and Tim Burton

My signature scent is Hypnotic Poison by Dior 𖹭

My favorite scents are my signature scent and Vanilla perfume 𖹭

I'm a feminist and also sympathizer to punk and goth ideals, so if you are misogynistic or conservative please dni 𖹭

୨୧𝐃𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭୨୧

As I said before, please dni if you are misogynistic and if you are anti of any of my favorite things, it's okay if you dislike them, but please don't be toxic

Also, please don't interact if you are homophobic since I'm bisexual or racist.

I'm trying to recover from an ED so if you post things about EDs or thinspo or fatspo please don't interact, it's really triggering

And don't interact if you are those conservative people who believe everything new is "woke" like okay grandpa let's get you to bed !!

୨୧𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩୨୧

We share a similar esthetic or same likes

We share similar beliefs (feminism, liberal)

If you are a girl or we have the same or similar ages 𖹭

If you want to be mutuals just follow me and I'll follow you back 𖹭

୨୧𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙈𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖୨୧

I don't give out my TikTok since it's mainly me arguing with people jskfjan

my pinterest and spotify playlist 𖹭

[findyourrp]

Cruelty brought thee orchids (desperate for a good Jtk)

JEFF THE KILLER X FANDOM OC ───── ❝ 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 ❞ ─────

Hey there! My name is Khiruji. You can call me Khiru or whatever you think fits best. I am 26 years old, my pronouns are she/her and I live in the Central European Timezone (CET). I am a hopefully-soon-to-be professional illustrator with being currently in the process to change my artstyle to a more goth-ish style, while being heavily inspired by Tim Burton, Gris Grimly & Creeptoons. You can find a little introduction to me at the end of this message and a more detailed description of the RP. I am currently looking for Jeff the Killer, for a very detailed, passionate and deep story idea. Are you looking to leave the cringy and somewhat toxic creepypasta fandom behind and venture into a dark, poetic and deep sphere, where you can still write the character as what he is? Where you and your mind can find beauty in darkness, instead of all the same looking creepypasta boys with - strangely enough - all the same hairstyles and where they're weapons are only there as decoration purposes? Do you enjoy gothic storys that are dark and twisted, but still have that romantic undertone? Yes? Than I might have the perfect plot for you. Needless to say: You need to be of age of consent for this. I look forward to hearing from you. ( '́з'̀) All characters are 18+ here and you should be too! Not the biggest fan of people who use anime fanarts to portray Jtk and still have the picture of a "knaifu cutesy boy" in their head and not an actual serialkiller. Please don't contact me. If villain, why hot? DM me here on tumblr, lets get to know each other first and then move to Discord or other sites to finally make that RP happen! x3 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KDj2omj7baQU9oeig0MBzif0xKVwRbSw7LMLYepPH3M/edit?hl=de https://docs.google.com/document/d/1geB8n4YTKCqglDk_cc4_Of8dU0CFqXvq-G1QT9iB9_M/edit

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