#tiktok stans are insane to me sometimes

[taeyegu]

small rant but the amount of people on tiktok upset over their fave kpop group not getting nominated at the vma’s and then dragging svt… like……… idk what to say but svt are indeed popular and a well known group?? 😭😭 they definitely deserve it and no svt is not a sneak lmao

[lovelykil]

DUDE…. Kyle and Stan reacting to there S/O asking for hand pics… (I have a rlly weird fucking hand fetish, my bad 😭)

─Headcanons─

kyle & stan x reader older ver.

hc; asking for hand pics

cw; none

note; HELPP no cs me too......... ermm anyway 😊 ⤵

Kyle—

omg his hands are pale, nice, and slender

Big but not too much, and they are surprisingly soft.

I say surprisingly because he plays basketball.

You'd think they're maybe rough.. they are– he just uses lotion to make his hands soft to the touch

Makes him feel better and clean

Anyway

You LOVEE his hands you sometimes just admire them as he helps you with homework.

Your gaze was drawn as he moved the pencil across the paper, his hand guiding the tool. Some veins faintly appeared as he did so.

You couldn't help but imagine what he could do with them right now if he wasn't blabbering about math homework.

Alright now the GOOD STUFF

As any other person who was just asked if they can send hand pics, he is very much flabbergasted.

He was just writing an essay for his English class when he saw the text, he was so CONFUSED and concerned.

disclaimer I didn't know what the hell to do for usernames so matching it was 🤦🏾‍♀️

He stared at his phone like

'😧' and then '🤨'

Why do you want a hand pic???

For what reason would you send that for 😭??

Well..

He got his answer ☠️

His face IMMEDIATELY went red, setting down his phone to process this situation.

It took like 2 minutes for him to calm down before he took a breather and grabbed back his phone.

He opened his camera and set his hand on his desk, trying to figure out a good camera angle.

I don't know why but bro was stressing

But he finally got a pic he was sorta okay about 🫶🏾

His brain process during this was just all like

what the hell

Why

Why

No I don't like this angle, how about this way

My hand looks stupid she's gonna hate it :(

WHY IS SHE EVEN INTO THIS ANYWAY

I am dating a weirdo.

Anyway he opened back your chat and sent it after a few uncertain seconds.

BARKBARKVAK4KEKKEES

okay sorry, that is literally how I see his hands

so yummy 🤤

After that text message sent, he set that phone down so fast.. and immediately went to type back on his laptop again.

He wasn't too crazy about this request though nothing would compare to when you asked for that whimper audio from him.

He still thinks about it till this day, wanting to die inside

It's okay tho cause you were happy :3

anyway on your end when you saw his notification pop up, you clicked on it FAST

thirsty ass mf

The way you grinned so hard was insane, you were kicking your feet and giggling when you clicked on the photo.

You saved it to your camera roll to add to the rest of the hand pics you secretly had of Kyle..

He doesn't know about this and never will

You went back to your messages with him and texted back

something is purring

and it is not a cat.

Stan—

He wears rings (ohohohoo)

His hands are rough and have calluses from playing his guitar.

Not too rough though just a neutral rough if that even makes sense

When you guys hang out he sometimes likes playing for you

SOMETIMES.

he's a lil shy, he practices alot to play for you so he doesn't look like an idiot.

Sooo that's why his hands are so rough. But you kinda liked it anyway?

The way his chipped black nail-polished fingers strummed his guitar made your stomach do the thing.

Plus his sliver and black rings?

Oh god

It's just the way he glides his fingers tbh I swear

Like play with me like the way you play your guitar 🫤!!

☠️

anywho

Stan was laying in bed, scrolling on TikTok

The usual when he can't sleep and you were already asleep.

Well he thought you were asleep, you sent him a gn text??? But he received a text message 20 minutes later

He's in a little blushy blushy mess now.

What will he do? Send the pic so his gf can rest peacefully? If you said yes...

WRONGG

I'm jk

Idk kinda almost chill wit it? But he definitely felt a little vomit come up in his throat from you thinking of him.

I mean he cares a little like why would you ask that 😭

But it's late so he doesn't really question it

In the pitch dark he snapped a photo of his hand, checked to see if it looked decent then sent his pic.

His rings were off in his 1 😞

but nonetheless you smiled hard, when you saw the picture

Something about his hands screamed

LOSERR that or I just have a problem

but in a hot way ofc, he's a loser but your loser

You giggled like a whore, getting yourself comfortable on your bed.

You then replied back

😭😭

[horizon-verizon]

The fact that so many people think the Starks are honorable anticolonial fighters and the pinnacle of morality is absolutely insane, they literally built a massive wall to isolated a bunch of people they considered as “savages”, they hunted and slaughtered the Free Folk, the Children of the Forest, giants, exterminated whole houses and clans and took their daughters as “prizes” while conquering the North, etc. The Blackwoods were originally from the North and ruled most of the wolfswood, before being driven out by the Starks and forced to flee south. The Starks are the OG COLONIZERS in ASOIAF.

Even this did not give Winterfell dominion over all the North. Many other petty kings remained, ruling over realms great and small, and it would require thousands of years and many more wars before the last of them was conquered. Yet one by one, the Starks subdued them all, and during these struggles, many proud houses and ancient lines were extinguished forever. — The World of Ice and Fire – The North: The Kings of Winter.

I recently finished a Tiktok series that will probably just be as lost to the internet if we lose TikTok but I had to get out in response to a particular creator who bashes Rhaenyra while also proclaiming themselves as black stans. I think they are really more black stans because they hate Alicent personally and feels the thrill of the side-taking, but that's neither here nor there. 😏

To quote one of my mutuals here [rhaenin]:

It just rings so familiar to the way so many people view the other in real life. Because the Targaryens are overtly, and intentionally written as the other. It's the reason so many people identify with them, and it's the very same reason that other people vilify them. They're not just the in-universe other to the 'default' culture established in the text, but they're also given characteristics that we, the reader and audience, can recognize as other and even sometimes anathema to Western Christian culture. To paraphrase the annoying people that love to cite Ramsay when they feel like it: If you look at a morally complex family surrounded by other morally complex families in a morally complex world in a story that's famed for seeking to challenge your underlying assumptions, and think that their association with fire and brimstone is meant to signify their singular satanic evilness, rather than say... challenge that very Eurocentric assumption, you haven't been paying attention. This vilification mindset where the Targaryens are the singular evil of Westeros is so common to people who seem to want to consume ASoIaF without engaging with the criticisms of the Eurocentric worldview of history at the heart of it. And they end up using the convenient “others” to project all the wrongs of that world onto so they don't need to examine it any deeper. ........... It comes from the same place with how someone pointed out that the baffling bastardphobia that would have medieval peasants giving the side eye is so often people jumping at the chance to “cosplay” as bigots who base their arguments in misogyny and bio-essentialism. Because it's an acceptable channel to indulge in that mindset in a way that they'd often otherwise question, or at least hold back from expressing out of caution.

[mooniemilkieway]

Random Creepypasta Headcanons pt :3

- Every time Laughing Jack gives you kisses on your body, black lipstick marks will appear and he would get upset if you wipe them off

- Jeff the Killer cosplayed as the Joker to go see the movie “Joker” because he thought it’ll be funny to disguise as him and have people come up to him and tell him “I love your Joker cosplay!”

- Nina the Killer and Eyeless Jack do each other’s box braids or dreadlocks or other African protective hairstyles and would do their hair wash days together

- BEN Drowned was a Jake Paul fan and would rant on to Jeff and the other pastas about how Jake was better than Logan Paul around 2017

- Clockwork is taller than Ticci Toby by 5 inches (Clockwork is 5’11 while Toby is 5’6). Clockwork teases his height and would carry him around bridal style sometimes but she does have her soft side since she feels like Toby is the only person that genuinely loves her. So she usually writes him love letters and adds her little doodles of them together

- Jane the Killer’s main in Mario Kart or the Mario games in general is Rosalina because she sees Rosalina as a lesbian (me too honestly)

- When BEN and Sally are drawing or writing BEN would put a tiny smiley face at the corner of Sally’s page but then she would literally crucify BEN’s paper by scribbling her marker all over it and probably even setting it on fire idk

- Jane is Elvis Presley’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show.” Nina is Taylor Swift’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show.” Nurse Anne is Lana Del Rey’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show. and Clockwork is Tyler the Creator’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show.” (This one is a tiktok trend if ur confused lol.)

- Laughing Jack snuck into an Insane Clown Posse concert once and someone noticed him but he gaslighted him into thinking it was some dumb cosplay

- Nina was (and still kinda is) a K-Pop stan and she had a ReVeluv stan account on twitter and was literally arguing with strangers over the internet about their idols and it was baddd

- Clockwork has a hyperfixation over giraffes and Toby would always send her cute and funny giraffe gifs to her over text messages. Toby even gave her a stuffed giraffe on Valentine’s day from Build-a-Bear

- Laughing Jack has been making yo mama jokes since 1964

- Eyeless Jack was able to make a gym area in the Slender Garage (just go with it plz) and all the gym equipment was stolen from either his university or from his home

- Slenderman wants to own a lot of cats because he find them cute and precious. On a stormy night he saw 5 kittens and was able to shelter them in the garage and gave me a warm blanket along with cat milk and food

[helyiios]

I had a dream once that the IMF boys had a tiktok and did the classic tiktok things mid-missions and stuff and I NEED to know you opinion on what their account would be like

Ok so replying to this again. I think Benji Jane and Will are the most online (and let’s indulge and say that it doesn’t cause conflit of interest with the fact they’re secret agents lol)

Benji’s the most popular (2.3M followers) and he posts the randomest most funniest shit on the PLANET. He hardlaunches Ethan with the out of my league trend (13M) despite NEVER mentioning being in a relationship before. He regularly forces Luther and Ethan to do trends w the rest of Hunt’s team, like I can’t find ayesha cuz she’s probably sucking dick/bitch pick up your goddamn phone you’re gonna make me sick where they all are on it w really cool transitions. He likes to talk abt SW or ST or DW a lot and one of his most liked videos (and how some people discovered him) is him replying to a comment that’s like “what’s knotting” and he just stares into the cam while putting one a red nose to a circus music. He posts himself and Ilsa while they’re dressed up for the opera on a mission with like the song fashion in the background and everyone goes crazy. He posts a vid where it’s him and Ethan looking at each other with the baby I’m yours song and it gets like 20M views. He does a transition from him at the gym to him in evening clothes he had to wear for a mission to everyday I spend my time drinking wine feeling fine and he doesn’t EVEN mean to do it as a thirst trap but that’s how it’s received and people are like oh my god…benji. Similarly he makes a post where he details his tattoos (after being asked a buncha times) and he’s shirtless, and everyone’s losing their minds because they’re like YOU HAVE A SIX PACKS? He and Jane post a short dancing vid to cmon let’s get it started lemme see you move your body and it goes goes viral bcs that’s when their respective followers find out they’re friends. He makes a photo post that’s like we’ll be a fine line we’ll be alright with a pic of the first hunts team mission w their latest one, and people ask him if he likes Harry styles and he just goes “who❤️” He does the pabrobui mwah mwah trend w Ilsa while they’re ALSO in a mission in Poland and they’re dressed in very warm clothes and everyone’s like oh my god…I’ve seen two pretty best friends. I genuinely think he’s got a few moves in him so there’s one of his most liked vids where he’s filming himself cooking in his kitchen where he’s barely dancing to busy earnin’ and the vibes are IMMACULATE. He 100% did the ceilings and you with the dark curls you with the watercolour eyes trends. He ALSO forced the entire team to do the benjamin’s deli trend (dancing slowly in the light vs throwing moves in the dark while people put on their phones’ light). He also posts himself during a training sesh to bts’ steve aoki remix mic drop and people are like YOU FUCKING KNOW BTS? and he just goes stan jin👍 he’s also a skilled violin and piano player so sometimes he posts himself playing.

Jane’s account is at 700k and one of her most liked vids is with Ilsa where they’re lipsynching the pam and i feed off each other’s energy. I tease her, she teases me (…) and that’s when people start to get that they’re all mates. She does the bitch you know I’m sexy trend with Will and Benji. She forces Ethan (he lost a dare) to do the you carry yourself with the confidence of a…much taller man trend. She soft launches Ilsa w a video of “24H in my life” (while she’s on break) where you can see glimpse of her gf and her followers go insane trying to figure out who it is. She posts herself and benji where benji’s tied to a repelling cable on a high building and she’s zooming in on him w the never back down never what/never give up audio in the background and people are like what the fuck r y’all doing??? She also is a great dancer so she regularly posts herself to the latest dance trend (she KILLED Angel in Tibet and Back on 74.) Both she and Benji did the okokokok lalala trend w their respective partners. (ilsa’s ok janes lala and ethans lala while benjis okokok)

Brandt (560k) is fucking hysterical bcs you’d think he doesn’t know what fun is and is so serious about literally everything and well. you’d be kind of right. He mostly post himself at the gym and people ask him a lot abt his supplements and his program, things to which is gracefully replies. His most liked video is SO Brandt coded because it’s just him crossed armed at his desk looking into the cam with like, company in the background, which technically qualifies as a thirst trap and everyone’s so confused because they’re like oh my god…I think I’m attracted to office workers. He also posts a lot of him sparring, sometimes w Benji or Jane or Ethan or Ilsa and people go kind of insane about those. He never gets Hunley on cam but once he replies to a comment that’s like “are you free tonight” and he just stares into the cam and pulls hunley’s left hand w the wedding band on it with the audio IM MARRIED in the background. THATS where his followers find out he’s gay and they’re like A WIN FOR THE COMMUNITY. Just like benji he can play the guitar, so sometimes he posts vids of himself playing, either of requested songs or some he likes.

[queersnape]

Sometimes I legitimately forget that not everybody is a Snape Understander until I see some Tik Tok bullshit and start banging my head on the wall like?? Who tf are the Slytherin Skittles? Why are there Barty Crouch Jr. stans? “At least he didn’t bully kids” he used the Imperius Curse on students???

Also the way they call anyone who dislikes Marauders fanon a “JKR stan.” Excuse me, I’ve disliked JKR for years. If they’re allowed to reclaim the Marauders as their own then we’re allowed to reclaim Snape as our own. Stop trying so hard to look like an activist over a character preference, it’s making you stupid. Also how come they can disregard canon and anything that makes their faves look bad while stanning background DEs like Evan Rosier and Regulus Black but the second someone likes Snape it’s “but what about the time that he XYZ!! You can’t ignore canon!” And then the second you present a canon based counter argument it’s “who even cares about canon anymore!” My love of Snape is based in canon and expanded upon in fanon, which I think is normal and reasonable.

TikTok opinions are an affront to common sense. And yeah, JKR has literally been my enemy since I finished the HP books in highschool and I graduated in 2013. But yeah, now that it's cool and popular people act like if you don't agree with their toxic opinions then they can just be like "wow you support JKR" like no.

Insane marauders fans use canon only when it benefits them, and when it doesn't they use that badly written popular fanfic instead.

Also sorry, I wasn't ignoring you but I mostly use mobile and didn't see this ask lol.

[moonlightdancer26]

"Harry Potter? Who's that? Oh, a random child raised by abusive relatives? That's a pity, I'm sure sooner or later it'll get better for him <3"

Excuse me while I faceplant into a concrete wall hard enough to crack it.

Also we know literally 0 about her canon personality, what they're thinking about is fanon Euphemia. For all we know she could have believed Sirius guilty and left him to rot. Remus and Dumbles sure did.

I literally just saw a tiktok of a woman picking HP characters and which one she’d save and then all the comments were like “you can always tell they’re a potterhead when they call Uncle Moony (🤓🤓🤓) ‘Lupin’” and “picking this character over James (aka the guy who died a decade before the series began) is a crime” and “sometimes I forgot not everyone is a Marauders stan” (I see this comment ten times a day, like do Marauder stans just have no originality whatsoever??).

Like why do they refer to fans of Harry Potter as “ew omg Potterheads” as if that isn’t the series they’re creating literal non-existent personalities from?? 😭 Y’all aren’t superior “fans,” some of us actually like characters with screentime who’ve been mentioned more than twice in 7 books. <- We also actually know how old our “favourite characters!!” are; that concept must be so new for Marauder stans.

Honestly, I legitimately don’t have much of a problem with them creating personalities for characters (their insistence on one very specific interpretation is a bit of a red flag tho), but the problem is when they start acting like literal OCs are better than fleshed out, nuanced characters in canon and then acting like they’re superior to fans of the ACTUAL series. I literally love the Marauders era (the DEs + Snape and the Marauders) but WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE Y’ALL ARE PULLING OUT OF YOUR ASSES?? Exploring what little was shown of their characters and making valid headcanons of their personality is ofc okay… but straight up stealing the personalities of other characters in canon, giving their OCs all their qualities, and then acting like they’re somehow superior is downright insanity. 🤠

Also we know literally 0 about her canon personality, what they're thinking about is fanon Euphemia. For all we know she could have believed Sirius guilty and left him to rot. Remus and Dumbles sure did.

It’s actually so sad for them, they have NOTHING, they live off of the crumbs of crumbs. I don’t think her name was even said in canon 😭 at least not more than like two times-

Also I think Euphemia was fond of Sirius because 1. she likely knew how close he was with James for years 2. Sirius lived with the Potters at some point so she and Fleamont had to have gotten a good impression. But like… why do they pretend like she automatically fawned over “her bAbY,” he did come from the Black family so I think it’s safe to assume she and Fleamont were at least somewhat wary of him at first.

(I hate myself for forgetting about your ask 😭 when you sent it to me I immediately started writing my answer then saved it in drafts and didn’t remember until I saw you liking some of my posts 🥲 forgive me pls <3)

[hellsgreatest]

What’s up??? I’m hellsgreatest, but you can call me Ray!!!

Here’s some basic information about me :)

> I’m a minor , so don’t do anything that might get you sent to prison

> The pronouns are they/them (non-binary)

> I’m a bisexual disaster + asexual :0

> my pronouns and names :)

> my favorite color is red (shocking), my favorite movie is Scott Pilgrim V The World, favorite show is Supernatural (that will become very apparent), my favorite band is my chemical romance….so much more too

> I have dyed red hair, that a fun fact?

> I have dyslexica!!! So if I sound totally weird, cus of that bitch.

> got some lame other disorders like semi-diagnosed autism, bpd, and insane anxiety!

> emo :(

> I ALSO REALLY LIKE VAMPIRES!

Enough about that, what about some oddly organized sections!!

Music!!!

𓆩♱𓆪 my chemical romance <3

𓆩♱𓆪 fall out boy

𓆩♱𓆪 pierce the veil

𓆩♱𓆪 radiohead

𓆩♱𓆪 green day

𓆩♱𓆪 ice nine kills

𓆩♱𓆪 sincere engineer

𓆩♱𓆪 weezer

then I got my pop. which is Taylor Swift (I’m not one of those swifties, trust) and Chappell Roan

Video game time!!! (My symbols stopped working here)

- Fnaf (my special interest…basic Ik)

- Dsaf

- Resident Evil

- Bendy and The Ink Machine

- At Dead of Night (HUGELY UNDERRATED)

- minecraft ig

- Omori

- Animal Crossing

There’s probably some more horror games somewhere but they’ll be added ^^

Characters bc this is very important

• Castiel (supernatural)

• Bill Cipher (gravity falls)

I’m really only insane about those two losers❤️

While we’re here, guess my two shows I post about?? I primarily post about those two shows as well!!!

Everything bolded is smth you’ll see stuff about, mayhaps more… my little pony too….marauders….generation loss… that’s some misc stuff. (Psst, my Genloss stuff is gonna be on my alt from now on, @averagectommyapologist :D)

Misc. Stuff I’m into!!

~ Danger Days (comics and album)

~ Generation Loss (as stated before)

~ Marauders

~ Vampires

~ Tvdu

~ Supernatural Creatures

~ Religion (IDFK??)

~ Animatic Battle

~ bfdi/bfdia/bfb/tpot (series) ((golfball slander is not accepted here I’ve loved her for years))

~ Love of the S*N

~ Ghost hunting stuff

~ average nerd shit

~ LIFE SERIES (traffic life) ((also found on alt :3))

Content Creators time!

Commentary Section;

= Danny Gonzales

= Kurtis Conner

= Drew Gooden

= Ted Nivison

= Eddy Burback

= Chad Chad

Ex-Dsmp not in prison bc that’s how I can describe them….

* Ranboo (4 YEARS BABY!!)

* Charlie Slimesicle

* Jschlatt

* Jack Manifold (sometimes)

* Tommyinnit

* Sorry (if they count)

The misc YouTubers now.

_ LdShadowLady

_ Calvin

_ Sam and Colby

DNI’s / Boundries

This is required for me bc of some of the stuff I’m interested in!

+ To Begin, please no Hazbin Hotel fans or like Helluva Boss. You’re fine if you’re chill and don’t support Viziepop but otherwise, respectfully no thank you.

+ Dream/Problematic Mcyt Stans. As much as I am an Ex-Dsmp fan myself, I do ask than you icky people get away from me. I would rather not interact with supporters of bad people.

+ More Basic, no homophobia please. Dude in gay. You get the idea. That goes for Maga Supporters too. I don’t wanna get political but I don’t. I just don’t wanna interact with those poeple.

+ Reminder, IM A MINOR. Don’t get yourself into trouble. No Shane Dawson Copycats please ❤️

+ Finally, this is a safe space. I don’t want yall to feel weird about dming or sending an ask! I’m chill and fairly nice. Feel free to interact!! Just. Don’t. Like, do anything creepy. Minor here.

Socials!

<< TikTok @ amer1te

<< Pinterest @ inlesbianswithyou

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[five-star-stay]

Hi!! As a hanji stan I fully agree with you and I bring you at least one more thing to fairly complain about!! Screen time. It happens very very often that when they are performing and it’s HIS PART, the cameras just. Don’t film him. They zoom out, they show the audience, sometimes they even focus on a different member (hyunjin or felix usually). I used to gif him a lot and this got me so angry so many times!!! What else does he have to do to get a tiny bit of attention??? He has shown multiple times (all the time tbh) just how insanely talented and charismatic he is! There’s literally not one single thing he can’t do. All rounder is not just a silly cutesy nickname thing here. He’s the real deal… literally one of my reasons for biasing him is just how amazing his overall performance as an idol is. He can sing, he can rap, he can dance, he sounds even better live, he has stage presence, he’s funny, he’s sweet, he’s cute, he’s good looking, and so much more that I’m forgetting right now…

As far as I know the only thing he deliberately actually stood away from was getting his solo Instagram account when the rest of the members got theirs…

It’s been very frustrating to watch as the other members get amazing solo opportunities and he gets literally nothing…

Hi anon, I completely agree with what you said and yes I completely sympathise with your frustrations. Even in music videos, he's never been made a thumbnail and that makes me so sad like not even on HIS songs. He's not getting the chance to be the face of it. And a lot of times in mvs too like social path, his screen time is literally just what they showed in the teaser even though he has the most beautiful bridge in it the focus isn't on him in mv during that part at all.

I understand that felix and hyunjin are pushed more as the faces of the group and the most popular members, and I have no ill will towards them. But why does pushing them come at the cost of han never even getting the bare minimum?

They also plastered an ot7 Tommy Hilfiger campaign all across their stores and it felt maddening that people were calling han stans rude or childish for asking why han didn't get accommodated and wasn't given a separate solo shoot on a later date so he could've been part of the campaign in at least solo shots. And the way they could've done a billion things to include him but all they did was qrt a skz post and said "❤️❤️ HAN" and getting thanked for it by "stays" while they hid replies about being called out for zionism and not tagging han on insta and tiktok as if he isn't part of the group is SEARED in my brain. And they couldn't even spell skz right... i hate that brand's social media team but also you need two hands to clap, div1 is just as at fault.

Another instance was not promoting lee know and han's instagram on their group instagram stories, they had 29 million followers then and 30 million now. When other 6 made their ig it was big news and shared on the stories so everyone knew. But minsung made it on skz anniversary day which was a day filled with a lot of posts spammed on the group account, making it so nobody knew about the group account tagging them in the caption because it was after the "read more" and most people don't click that button especially on days with so many posts to catch up on. Results: the other 6 hit 3 million in 24 hours and minsung took a couple months and han has just now reached 4 million. It's frustrating because at every step, the company has let Han down and it's always coupled with excuses from so called stays that just don't care about Han individually. I'm honestly so concerned about how jype will handle their solo careers if they don't even realise or care enough to make sure minsung don't get left behind in terms of followers on private instagram (which will affect their engagement and brand deals) just because they took their time and waited for when they felt ready. They're literally being punished for doing what's right for them.

I hate it all!!!

I wish han can negotiate a better deal for himself in a new contract and if he decides to stay on for the group but join some other agency for solo promotion, I would not blame him because jype just tries to bury his individuality and doesn't let him create a brand for himself. Literally the only thing he has is his hanpop and even then it's months of him sometimes asking on live for stays to tell skziji that they want certain songs released. Please God, give Han a management that appreciates him.

Proof:

[spill-to-t]

Can’t think of an actual fact rn but i’ll tell you a fact about me i guess (don’t worry it’s Evan related) So i’ve a been a pretty long fan of Evan and i’ve seen EVERYTHING. I call this talent while everyone calls it weird but anyways, when i see any picture of Evan I can tell what year it was from sometimes even the specific month/season. Like obviously the hair is a dead give away (i think, well i can also tell by the hair texture if he’s had the same repeating color) but i recently learned that I can just tell by THE BAGS UNDER HIS EYES. I can and can’t really explain it at the same time, like it’s just a sense i guess. Also y’know like the photo slides on tiktok. Well sometimes i just get ones where it’s just pics of Evan’s hands in ahs….. and I can tell what season and episode that screenshot was from. There’s more weird stuff about me but i hope it gave you somewhat of a laugh.

Honestly… that is pretty dope 😲 I mean your memory is insane. I think back in 2020 I had this with Eminem… we’re just all a stan ✌🏼🩷

[enluv]

cocooooo !!! :)) i was introduced to riize when they first made their ig and it appeared on my feed,, my friend told me about them and i decided to give it a try and stan them and I DO NOT REGRET IT loll the bias life in riize is def hard 😭🫂 when i first saw the members,, SEUNGHAN had caught my eye, i remember seeing him after watching him perform and was like “who’s this fine looking man that can sing,, dance, and is just an all rounder in general” i stayed like that for a good month until i saw EUNSEOK that man istg I LOVE HIMMM our unbothered king (black hair looks so good on him like hello? 😵‍💫) and then again it stayed like that for a month until I SAW WONBIN AHHHH he makes me wanna scream ,, he’s so talented and is such a good center for riize , he’s literally the full package he serves looks, talent, personality and cuteness what can he not do and ofc everything was going fine until i was on TikTok and i saw this one edit of sungchan and he was in the fit he wore for their talk saxy comeback live,, HIM THERE >>> i be getting nostalgic sometimes seeing him with nct as someone who was an nctzen 😭 BUT LIKE SUNGCHAN i literally love listening to him rap sm IMA NEED SM TO pull up and give ma boy more next comeback so right now that’s how my bias situation is lmaoo (its sungchan rn but idk what the future will hold 😝) and that’s not to say I don’t love the three other members that were mentioned and the other three that weren’t mentioned,, I LITERALLY LOVE THEM ALL just cant pick a bias 😭😔

(IM SO SORRY THIS WAS LONG,, I JUST BE HAVING A LITTLE FUN SOMETIMES WITH RIIZE 😭😭🧡)

MY BAD DASH I DID NOT KNOW I WROTE SO MUCH LEMME ADD A READ MORE 😭😭😭

they definitely hit the instagram algorithm jackpot because tell me why I had friends who weren’t into kpop asking me who wonbin and seunghan were 😭 but so real! I don’t regret it either hehe I just adore them seriously!! but don’t worry picking a bias is so hard like I don’t see how you can atp 😭 they’re all amazing and deserve the world (sm needs to burn and I’ll do if I have to!) SEUNGHAN IS SO GORGEOUS HE FR FR CAUGHT MY EYE TOO LIKE SIR YOU ARE ACTUALLY VERY GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL AND CAN SING AND DANCE???!!! completely get it and im TOTALLY normal about him……🧍🏻‍♂️I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT BECAUSE EUNSEOK WITH BLACK HAIR IS MY FAVORITE EUNSEOK AND HE NEEDS TO KEEP IT BLACK ALWAYS BECAUSE OMFG I need to bite him. I can’t explain it but I seriously need to. The way I felt every emotion you went through too 😭😭 wonbin has me in a chokehold at the moment because he’s just so my boy yk like and he is a star boy and I am such a star enthusiast and I actually did not know he had a thing for stars for a while so when he caught my eye I was super surprised and then I learned about his star interest and (this may sound insane) but I felt like the moon and stars were fr leading me to him like 😭😭 ik that sounds crazy but I seriously did feel like he was meant to be my bias or like just an idol I enjoy yk? Sungchan and I need to fight because one why are you so tall and two why are you so tall and talented and a literal 10/10 like leave something or anything for the rest of us PLEASE! I COMPLETELY GET THE NOSTALGIA PART WITH SUNGTARO IT KILLS ME ESPECIALLY IDK IF YOU SAW BUT IN THEIR LITTLE BEHIND VLOGS WHEN HE IS LIKE “I used to come here alone and always wished to come with a group, and now I can do that so I’m happy” I actually cried so bad because him and shotaro deserve it like I am so freaking happy to see them here in a fixed group with people who love them and deserve it just as much 🥹 atm ig as an update I am just going to consider myself OT7 because I can’t pick a bias to save my life 😭 wonbin and anton have a chokehold on me but I’d fold for eunseok and sungtaro will always be my babies no matter what and sohee + seunghan get me everytime so I just can’t pick atm 😞 but maybe in the future one will slip through the cracks and be my bias 😭 but seriously ITS HARD TO PICK ONE 😭 I need to burn sm down though especially with the way they’ve been treating seunghan lately like that recent riize and realize episode? oh that pissed me off BAD! sm needs to burn ! ALSO DONT APOLOGIZE I LOVE TALKING ABOUT RIIZE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I DONT KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO STAN THEM HERE ON TUMBLES SO I LOVE HAVING SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THEM 🥺🤍

[quokki]

if your bias loving hours are still open, i would love to talk at length about lee felix and the perfectly sane and normal amount of love i have for him. i love him a regular amount. yes i just spent about £20 on a single photocard of him, but that's fine. i'm fine 😃

so i fully started stanning skz a little bit after noeasy came out, but ages before that i'd heard god's menu and back door and before knowing anything about them (names, faces, how many of these guys there even were) felix's parts were my favourite parts of both those songs. deep voice made my brain go brrrrr and then i saw the pretty pretty pretty face that voice was attached to and i've never been the same since. obviously i'm used to his voice now, but sometimes i'll like see that "wakey wakey" clip or i'll rewatch his tiktok of him doing his (perfect amazing immaculate) verse from muddy water and i'll just be like..... wow he really just sounds like that in real life huh? good for him

anyway i could probably write an essay about how talent this man is but i think it would quickly devolve into me just sort of crying and screaming and spamming heart emojis because felix is very good at breaking my brain like that, ult bias privileges ❤

but he's just SO TALENTED and i feel like it's really been hitting different this comeback because of his injury (and don't even get me started on that, i have been "like i know him personally" levels of worried about him 😥). he's been so limited by how much he can do for the maniac stages and at first it was breaking my heart to see him having to walk off to the side of the stage instead of dancing with everyone else (especially that one fancam that didn't even follow him off stage hello??? doing my boy so dirty). but he was actually able to do So Much with the little but of choreo he was able to do and it was just so impressive. like this part??

the part when he does the thing with his fingers?? i can't describe but it's SO GOOD, he's the only member who does it like that and that little detail is just so eye catching and so satisfying to watch and those little details are just So Him and i love it 😭❤

i also saw a comment on a tiktok that said felix this comeback invented walking and yes he did i mean

the presence. the intensity. doing the least but still completely owning that stage. he didn't waste a single goddamn SECOND he had in the centre even when he was just walking THAT'S MY BOY 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

anyway.... my absolute favourite dynamic in all of skz is the relationship between felix and changbin, not just because they're both my biases but because they're both just so incredibly sweet with each other. like felix admires and respects binnie so much and isn't afraid to be totally upfront about it (just like with all the members honestly, lixie has so much love to give 🥺💖), and binnie is really emotionally intelligent so it just feels like they understand each other so well. their 2 kids room episode is my absolute favourite, it was just 15 minutes of them complimenting the shit out of each other with visible hearts in their eyes, intercut with the other members talking about how much they love each other. my two favourite guys 🥰❤💕

anyway this is getting incredibly long, so to close out here are some of my favourite images of my favourite guy and thank you for allowing me to ramble about him 🥰❤

felix  felix  felix  felix  felix  felix  felix  felix FELIXX FELIXX FELIX FEELLIXXXX

pls he makes me so happy it’s stupid, he has my entire heart

this is obv but YES his voice is INSANE OFF THE CHARTS WTH DUDE

felix is THE most iconic period. NO ONE DOES IT LIKE HIM PLS

i swear i would be drawing him (and hyunjin) every single day if i could

oh god yeah im so worried about his injury... and i can’t help but think that he’s probably so upset he can’t do everything like the rest and it must be a burden on him and that’s just heart breaking

but you’re so right, for the small parts where he’s in the choreo he’s got all the attention because ofc IT’S FELIX

he’s literally love shaped 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 i love how affectionate and loving he is sooo much

i love every single pic you sent!!!! great choices!!!

now here’s my special selection for you 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

send me a love letter about your bias 💌💌💌

[forbiddenship]

just a disclaimer to my fellow portwell shippers, this post has basically just turned into a rant about you know what. it’s just something i needed to get off my chest. not my usual content and a little heavy in negativity so please please please keep scrolling if you don’t want to see that. trust me, there are some days when reading a post like this is the last thing i need.

whew okay. i will say this once, and i’ll say it loud and clear. i don’t wanna hear any more r*nas complaining about what we discuss over here. first of all, the portwell fandom likes to use tumblr to communicate our thoughts and post our analyses because y’all have turned hsmtmts twitter into no man’s land. ever wonder why that app - particularly stan twitter - has such a reputation for being toxic? it’s because things like ship wars get out of control to the point where sometimes people stop wanting to even associate with the fandom. because, as unfortunate as it is, the rina fandom phenomenon isn’t one that occurs in isolation. many fandoms have that one subsection of the fandom that tries their damndest to make the experience unbearable for everyone else. portwell shippers have seen it, we’ve accepted it, and we honestly don’t give a fuck anymore. we just stay in our lanes - be that on instagram, tumblr, tiktok, wherever.

not to mention that portwell shippers are - generally speaking - very polite and respectful in the way that they address the other ship. and notice another thing: when we talk about our theories and give our takes on the storylines, we do just that. we stick to what’s happening on the show. we don’t make posts slandering the ship, and definitely not its shippers.

meanwhile, a quick glance through the ‘portwell’ search on twitter will tell you that rina shippers do not extend the same courtesy to us. not only do you “refuse to keep our names out of your mouths,” as you all love to put it, but you literally take content from another platform and transport it over to twitter so you can start discourse about it. because the portwell shippers aren’t willing to engage with you on twitter. and why is that, again? oh, right. because you shit on anyone who disagrees with the great rina dogma. because you say things like an 18 year old boy deserves to go to jail, or an actor deserves to lose his job for supporting a fictional ship. because you started acting like the moral police just because you couldn’t stand that your ship was losing traction - which is a very generous way to put it. you’re not the moral police, by the way. and even if you wanted to be, putting out statements like “everyone in xyz fandom is nasty and sick in the head” is not a good way to go about that. it says a lot more about you guys as people than it does about us or our ship.

as for the whole “portwells mention rina unprovoked” thing - talking shit about portwell is literally the only thing that has kept the rina fandom alive on twitter. i’m pretty active on twitter, and whenever i type ‘portwell’ or even ‘ej’ and ‘gina’ into the search bar, the same things come up every time. there is a small but very vocal part of the fandom over there that literally does nothing with their accounts but talk about a ship they don’t like. this is a just a tiny, tiny slice of representation of what goes down on twitter.

so don’t come at us for talking about rina within the context of the show’s storylines when you haven’t been able to shut up about portwell since june. god, the hypocrisy is insane.

[nancylou444]

hi! so, first of all I was debating if I even should send this ask because, in the end, who cares, but the "rant away" text convinced me lol. anyway you don't have to respond to this. but i wanted to say this for quite a while actually that even though i don't agree with you on everything (I actually am a destiel shipper 🤷🏻‍♀️) , but I have to admit I admire how you take no shit from anyone and how consistent you are in your opinions and how you expose idiots in the fandom. seriosuly, I respect that. I think the fandom, while always divided, has suffered from post-november-5th influx of twitter stans (i don't even want to mention cursed tiktok). and I admit I have been lurking on your side of the fandom for a looooong time (i always like to see opinions from all sides and have full picture, and I am in the fandom since 2011) and damn, you were really correct on calling out some destiel shippers on not watching the whole show. it's insane to me because while Cas is my favourite character, and once again, I ship him and Dean, sue me, I can not imagine skipping first 3 seasons???? they were crucial to Sam and Dean??? and people really DO THAT. and sometimes i am SO ANGRY at the takes i see on my dash. so so so angry. because people miss the point. so many points. and these posts get popular and are later adapted into fanon that people who haven't seen the show even once, consider canon. jesus christ 🙆🏻‍♀️. and the worst thing is, that you have to be very careful on what you say to who because one wrong word and you're labeled a real life incest supporter, pedophile, homophobe etc. and everyone blocks you meanwhile all you said was "hey i think there was a problem with the confession scene....."

sidenote, i think that also might be why it's hard for real cas girls to find each other. everyone is scared of properly addressing and criticizing the confession scene because, okay, when i saw it live i went insane i was so happy but then i rewatched it and had some critical thoughts about it i had no one to share them with, lol.

I know that your opinion is Cas should have stayed dead after 7x02 (and i don't agree. i was happy to have him back) I do agree the writers didn't know what to do with him, which is incredibly sad. they couldn't decide if he should be a human or an angel so they made him something in the middle which sucked for him as a character and us, his fans. they could have for example just make him human and a recurring hunter (like for example garth but maybe more often?). what do you think the wirters could have done with the character (apart from keeping him dead) that would make you like the character more? if you care to answer?

also, the prequel. i am facepalming since june 25th, 2021. thus should not be happening lol. whatare you gonna bet there is gonna be some actor from riverdale on that thing? cole sprouse as young john anyone? (probably not though, i don't think he will sign any contract with the cw once the one he has expires lol) lily reinhart as mary? haha

sorry this really turned out loooong. i was keeping it in for a while. also i may have had a glass or 5 of wine. hehe. for any mistakes i am sorry, english is not my first language. i tried to check for mistakes, but i hope you can understand the point, which is, i admire your consistency in opinions and exposing idiots.

- xoxo 🐻

ps. i triple checked if i hit anon but if tumblr messes up. could you not expose me thanks <333

Oh my darling. 💖💖 First a hug:

I'm glad you stopped by and sent me this.

I enjoyed reading it and thank you for the kind words.

As for your question in regards to Castiel and his return in Born Again Identity, frankly my darling, I feel that there was nothing more they could have done with Castiel to keep the character fresh.

That's why Sera felt confident in killing him to begin with. Bringing him back only kept ANGELS in the show and that was also a bad idea.

Of course now, that is all water under the bridge.

I am sorry that hellers have tarnished your dash. But I'll let you in on a little secret, many destiel shippers like yourself, (clear headed and not batshit crazy) have found themselves over on this side of tumblr.

And we welcome each and every one with open arms. 💖💖

tumblr didn't mess up, but if it had, I would have gladly kept you hidden, my darling. No worries about that.

Feel free to drop in again. Take care. 💖💖

[americachavez]

did cas really tell dean to kneel before their new god? did that actually happen? i thought him beating the shit out of dean in that alley was the most unrestrainedly horny thing this show had ever done ACTUALLY you know what scratch that new question: top horny moments from the cw's supernatural (2005 - 2020)

getting this ask feels like my sins of the last week have been weighed against the Trials I Have Gone Through since the premier of supernatural on the wb in september of 2005 and I’m not sure if it is a punishment or reward

some notes before we begin:

the ep with dean’s male siren was like, conceptually horny but not actually that horny because the dude was uglie. I’m sorry to this man

all you sam girls out there. I respect you but I do not respect jared padalecki who is JUST tall and has zero sex appeal. but those eps where he’s like, drinking ruby’s blood and then eating her pussy are. you know. I’ll give you that

I am ONLY UP TO SEASON 10 so fair warning this is not comprehensive but the horniness does seem to drop off sharply after the mark of cain is no longer in play lol gotta love a good demon murder tattoo plot

this is easily the most insane thing I’ve ever done, including the destiel manifesto

S1 EP12: the scene where dean gets healed by the faith healer, on his knees with a hand in his hair and looking somewhere between religious ecstasy, brain death and an orgasm. starting this list off great

S1 EP22: azazel possessing john winchester. no I will not explain further if u know u know <3

S3 EP10: dean being taunted by a dream version of himself, this is where we first got the daddy’s blunt little instrument line. still burned in my hippocampus a good 13 years later thank yew

S4 EP1: dean crawling out of his own grave covered in grave dirt. hot. the HANDPRINT. HOT. also tangent but this reveal after the s3 finale was WILD back in 2008 I hollered in my dorm room after canvassing for obama. simpler times man

S4 EP 1: cas’ intro scene. the barn. the shadow wings. the hair??? getting stabbed in the chest by the man you just pulled out of hell. getting aaaallll up in that personal space. his little eyebrow. “you don’t think you deserve to be saved.” OUTRAGEOUSLY FLAMING

S4 EP02: “I dragged you out of hell I can throw you back in.” <<< this angel tops. mark dean down as scared and horny etc

S4 EP16: this ENTIRE EPISODE but specifically the part where dean tortures alastair as some kind of foreplay and then alastair kicks his ass. carved you into a new animal. jesus.

S4 EP16: wait I forgot about the part where cas also gets his ass kicked and looks all....hm. dazed and covered in blood while he’s on his knees and about to die. yeah.

S5 EP4: I mean this entire ep is unfairly horny considering everyone is dying of a zombie plague and hasn’t showered in like, 4 years but if I had to pick one hmmm. the dean/dean interrogation scene with the panty kink yeah I know it’s not original but hm. it happened. also misha collins just being able to convey that CAS IS A FLEXIBLE SLUT with a single roll of his shoulders. who SAYS this man can’t act!!!!!

S5 EP18: the ALLEY SCENE. DEAN DOESN’T FIGHT BACK. CAS HOLDS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND THEN THROWS HIM ACROSS THE ALLEY. WHY DID EVERYONE THINK CAS COULDN’T TOP. you all had brainworms.

S5 EP18: when cas locks dean in the panic room to stop him from saying yes to michael and “well cas not for nothing but the last person who looked at me like that I got laid” I hate this show. wait I think the blow me cas line is in this episode too what the fuck were they on here

S6 EP5: the scene where dean gets turned into a vampire. between the old dude who I think calls dean a pretty boy (??) and soulless sam....watching??? no ******* but there were just some absolutely foul energies in that scene and I still do not understand WHAT they were thinking

S6 EP20: cas doing a double smite on two demons by slamming them to the ground and then shoving another demon back in its vessel and then smiting him in the same motion. TOP. ENERGY.

S6 EP22: season 6 is possibly cas’ horniest season because he’s like, going through angel puberty after getting his first boner for dean, but the final cas eps are. whoof. cas eats a bunch of souls and proclaims himself to be a new god in order to handle said boner, and then the season ends with cas telling them to bow down and profess their love to him, their new lord, or he will destroy them. note: the way this is framed makes it look like cas is only staring at dean while he says this, even though sam and bobby are also there. the season ends with dramatic zooms on both cas and dean’s faces respectively. this made me actively regret ditching this show after s5 lol

S8 EP??: literally EVERY SINGLE PURGATORY FLASHBACK. cas dean and benny are all purgatory hot in the “pop 10 cranberry pills and risk the UTI” kind of way but also. dean being the hot girl bottom between two tops who hate each other. I really. whew. I need to go take a shower.

S8 EP17: if I get canceled for including the crypt scene on this list I blame you bud. but dean on his knees begging a brainwashed cas to stop killing him WAS sexy. how many times has dean been on his knees in this list wait there’s another one coming up next jsldjfsldkjf

S9 EP2: abaddon getting dean on his knees (YEAH) and pulling his hair and praising him for always coming when called HELLO???? the only thing that ruins this is dean says “I can’t tell if we’re gonna fight or make out” because this is the CW and they won’t let him say fuck

S9 EP6: ah. this entire episode is Emotionally Horny but the horny horny part is when they’re in the car and dean is telling cas to unbutton his shirt and. watches. I know this was on my destiel manifesto but I need it here too

S9 EP9: cas, covered in blood, slitting another angel’s throat and eating his grace after getting tortured. that shot alone made me understand why this website was so goddamn horny for misha collins for nearly a damn decade

S9 EP11: MARK OF CAIN BABEY. cain watching dean beat up a bunch of demons as an audition for taking on the mark, while crowley also is a fucking voyeur to the whole thing. cain is also a hot silver fox with daddy energies. I said what I said

S9 EP 16: dean getting the first blade. he’s chained to a pillar and being menaced by a foppish dandy who wants to add him to his “collection” (WOW). dean then kills him with the blade and whew. murder is sexy sometimes

S9 EP21: dean being pinned against a wall by abaddon’s power, then using the mark of cain to break her hold, calling the first blade to him psychically and then killing her. god the mark of cain is hot

S9 EP23: dean waking up with the demon eyes NUT

S10 EP2: demon dean beating up that dude with the boring backstory and kicking his ass. really was a go on baby I got your flower moment because I hated that dude and I love demon dean

S10 EP3: demon dean being chained up and taunting sam about how his brother is gone, then hunting sam through the bunker. demon dean in general was VERY fun for me, someone who loves trash

S10 EP9: dean going berserk and killing a bunch of pedophile rapists/child abusers. I’m sorry I know this show is trying to preach morality at me about monsters and unnecessary murder and humanity or whatever but we blew past that like 8 SEASONS AGO. also the mark of cain is sexy

S10 EP14: the rest of this list is really gonna be mark of cain stuff isn’t it look I’m here to have fun. cain and dean’s fight. cain continuously tossing his mane of hair back and taunting dean with the picture of what he’s going to become, who he’s going to kill. dean begging cain to tell him that he can stop, and then ultimately killing him. rip daddy.

S11 EP4: again I have not watched this however. every shot of this episode is PRESTIGE TELEVISION because driving a muscle car is sexy. and especially the shot of dean all beat to hell and begging his car to start and giving her a little kiss from his fingers to her dash. ugh. masculinity.

S12 EP10: the bearded salt-and-pepper daddy look returns, only it’s an angel this time and he’s wearing a vest and shirtsleeves and he swordfights with a hot redheaded lady in a suit and an eyepatch. this show is good sometimes!!! and oh fuck lol I just realized this is the same guy who played krissy’s hot hunter dad in s7 probably the first guy who’s hotter as an angel than a hunter. huh.

S12 EP 11: dean riding larry the mechanical bull to “broomstick cowboy.” I have no idea where this factors into the ep but I have seen. the youtube clip

S13 EP23: from what I can tell s13 is way more emotionally horny than boner horny, although dean burning cas’ body was sexy. but the horniest part was dean saying yes to michael and then michael taking over and saying “thanks for the suit.” we are going to ignore the silliest fight scene in existence as well as the final shot ending on a FREEZE FRAME like a goddamn tiktok

S14: not gonna pick a specific moment because I have not watched yet!!! but michael dean is hot. idk why michael is weirdly hot and I cannot stand any iteration of lucifer on this television programme. it should be the reverse but I’m forever an older sibling stan apparently. someone who is catholic could probably explain this better.

S15 EP13: genevieve padalecki and danneel ackles fight flirting as ruby and anael I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY HELD OUT ON THIS TILL THE LAST SEASON

I know I am missing things but this is already an absolutely incomprehensible screed. I know I’m missing shit from the latter seasons but give me time I’m pacing myself

[daisukissed]

❧ pairings: karasuno x gn!reader, nekoma x gn!reader, seijoh x gn!reader

❧ synopsis: living in the same house with the boys for content sounds cool and all until you realized just how tiring it could be

❧ genre: headcanons, fluff, crack

❧ warnings: cursing, questionable thirst comments

Karasuno High

- okay first off LET'S TALK ABOUT THE INTERIOR OF THIS HOUSE

- it's a fucking mess

- none of the furnitures match???

- like you can see tsukki's huge godzilla statue by the front door and beside it could be asahi's peonies or something

- y'all get roasted by fans because of your taste but it's also what makes you special than the other houses yknow *cough* nekoma *cough*

- being rich tiktok stars and all, of course you own a jacuzzi

- which is a HUGE mistake cause kageyama drowned hinata once during a live

- you tried to help i swear but it's kinda hard when you have to record everything at the same time :>

- content >>>> anything

- it doesn't help the fact that nishinoya and tanaka are just there ogling at the sight of you and kiyoko in a swimsuit

- no one really cleans it now so it's left there to rot smh

- honestly y'all would be living off of takeouts if it weren't for suga and the girls

- they're in charge of cooking while daichi and asahi does the financial stuff for the house

- the others just kinda stay there ig,,,

- videos mostly consists of pranks and vlogs

- something like the vlog squad?

- asahi and hinata being the no.1 victim cause they always fall for it

- y'all made asahi mad once because you went too far

- ASAHI.

- it's a cursed subject in the house now and no one dares to talk about it

- you guys also went to disneyland for a vlog once and almost left kageyama behind skhcdijcid

- you and the others were literally halfway home until you read one of the comments

- "where's kageyama????"

- daichi DRIFTED the fuck out of the car

- the whole team had to buy him a carton of milk each to compensate

Nekoma High

- most of you guys started from twitch

- everyone was literally minding their own business and all, until kuroo rushes in and goes:

- "let's make a streamers house!!!!"

- y'all had some decent followings but you guys just didn't reach that hypehouse level y'know??

- until you made a tiktok account and blew up immediately, the others joining the bandwagon

- the amount of shippers you guys have are insane

- kuroo did the 'kissing my bestfriend' trend on you once and they went NUTS

- "what happened to kenma???? :("

- "did lev and y/n break up????? ??"

- "yamamoto's punching the air rn"

- lit rally a harem luv xx

- you still haven't forgiven kuroo 'til this day

- but hey at least y'all got clout

- not even a surprise but you guys have mad beef with karasuno

- mainly friendly rivalry though, we stan an uncontroversial household <3

- there's a series going on rn called "karasuno vs nekoma" and it's really just duets of you guys throwing random insults at each other

- there's even a special episode where karasuno visited your house and played games with you!!!

- playing overcooked does not end well when kuroo and daichi's always at each other's neck

- honestly your followers are theirs too by now

- your house is surprisingly super organized and clean, unlike karasuno's

- sure, lev may break some vases here and there but it's nothing to worry about when you got yaku and kuroo watching his every move

- if he does do some stupid shit though, all you really need to do is just lock him out of the house and boom, problem solved!!1!

- all in all, nekoma shares one (1) braincell and it's yours and kenma's

Aobajohsai High

- the Fuckboi ™ house

- the boys gained hype for being shirtless and using gray sweatpants

- i mean, you can't blame them when they have bodies that resemble greek gods

- but you really question some of your life choices when you read the comments

- "you think oikawa would let me swallow his kids if i ask nicely?"

- "iwaizumi's arms are getting so big pls i want him to smash my head to smithereens"

- "i'm tryna get y/n to break my neck into two but ig we just don't get what we want in life"

- MOVING ON

- you guys mainly do tiktok dance trends

- and by that i mean swaying your hips or doing body rolls

- you tried to teach them how to throw it back but they all end up looking like mf grasshoppers

- besides hanamaki tho, homie gets an A++

- okay, but amidst their fuckboy personas the boys actually care a lot about you

- sometimes you get more hate than the usual and it really decreases your self esteem

- oikawa's already replying to the comments with his shady ass. kunimi, matsukawa and kindaichi's by your side comforting you, iwaizumi and kyotani preparing to throw hands

- it was these moments when you're really thankful of them and would not replace them any other way