#tiktok stans are insane to me sometimes

[taeyegu]

small rant but the amount of people on tiktok upset over their fave kpop group not getting nominated at the vma’s and then dragging svt… like……… idk what to say but svt are indeed popular and a well known group?? 😭😭 they definitely deserve it and no svt is not a sneak lmao

[lovelykil]

DUDE…. Kyle and Stan reacting to there S/O asking for hand pics… (I have a rlly weird fucking hand fetish, my bad 😭)

─Headcanons─

kyle & stan x reader older ver.

hc; asking for hand pics

cw; none

note; HELPP no cs me too......... ermm anyway 😊 ⤵

Kyle—

omg his hands are pale, nice, and slender

Big but not too much, and they are surprisingly soft.

I say surprisingly because he plays basketball.

You'd think they're maybe rough.. they are– he just uses lotion to make his hands soft to the touch

Makes him feel better and clean

Anyway

You LOVEE his hands you sometimes just admire them as he helps you with homework.

Your gaze was drawn as he moved the pencil across the paper, his hand guiding the tool. Some veins faintly appeared as he did so.

You couldn't help but imagine what he could do with them right now if he wasn't blabbering about math homework.

Alright now the GOOD STUFF

As any other person who was just asked if they can send hand pics, he is very much flabbergasted.

He was just writing an essay for his English class when he saw the text, he was so CONFUSED and concerned.

disclaimer I didn't know what the hell to do for usernames so matching it was 🤦🏾‍♀️

He stared at his phone like

'😧' and then '🤨'

Why do you want a hand pic???

For what reason would you send that for 😭??

Well..

He got his answer ☠️

His face IMMEDIATELY went red, setting down his phone to process this situation.

It took like 2 minutes for him to calm down before he took a breather and grabbed back his phone.

He opened his camera and set his hand on his desk, trying to figure out a good camera angle.

I don't know why but bro was stressing

But he finally got a pic he was sorta okay about 🫶🏾

His brain process during this was just all like

what the hell

Why

Why

No I don't like this angle, how about this way

My hand looks stupid she's gonna hate it :(

WHY IS SHE EVEN INTO THIS ANYWAY

I am dating a weirdo.

Anyway he opened back your chat and sent it after a few uncertain seconds.

BARKBARKVAK4KEKKEES

okay sorry, that is literally how I see his hands

so yummy 🤤

After that text message sent, he set that phone down so fast.. and immediately went to type back on his laptop again.

He wasn't too crazy about this request though nothing would compare to when you asked for that whimper audio from him.

He still thinks about it till this day, wanting to die inside

It's okay tho cause you were happy :3

anyway on your end when you saw his notification pop up, you clicked on it FAST

thirsty ass mf

The way you grinned so hard was insane, you were kicking your feet and giggling when you clicked on the photo.

You saved it to your camera roll to add to the rest of the hand pics you secretly had of Kyle..

He doesn't know about this and never will

You went back to your messages with him and texted back

something is purring

and it is not a cat.

Stan—

He wears rings (ohohohoo)

His hands are rough and have calluses from playing his guitar.

Not too rough though just a neutral rough if that even makes sense

When you guys hang out he sometimes likes playing for you

SOMETIMES.

he's a lil shy, he practices alot to play for you so he doesn't look like an idiot.

Sooo that's why his hands are so rough. But you kinda liked it anyway?

The way his chipped black nail-polished fingers strummed his guitar made your stomach do the thing.

Plus his sliver and black rings?

Oh god

It's just the way he glides his fingers tbh I swear

Like play with me like the way you play your guitar 🫤!!

☠️

anywho

Stan was laying in bed, scrolling on TikTok

The usual when he can't sleep and you were already asleep.

Well he thought you were asleep, you sent him a gn text??? But he received a text message 20 minutes later

He's in a little blushy blushy mess now.

What will he do? Send the pic so his gf can rest peacefully? If you said yes...

WRONGG

I'm jk

Idk kinda almost chill wit it? But he definitely felt a little vomit come up in his throat from you thinking of him.

I mean he cares a little like why would you ask that 😭

But it's late so he doesn't really question it

In the pitch dark he snapped a photo of his hand, checked to see if it looked decent then sent his pic.

His rings were off in his 1 😞

but nonetheless you smiled hard, when you saw the picture

Something about his hands screamed

LOSERR that or I just have a problem

but in a hot way ofc, he's a loser but your loser

You giggled like a whore, getting yourself comfortable on your bed.

You then replied back

😭😭

[natootaro]

Bands that KnY characters would listen to

TW. My opinion, headcanons

Demons

Muzan:

He would probably listen anything that seems "serious"

Kokushibo:

I bet he's Mitski stan

He would listen to Muse too

And Runway walk would be in his playlist

Douma:

Definitely Sir Mix-a-Lot and Aleysha Erotica

Akaza:

Nirvana, Type O Negative and sometimes Metallica

Koyuki once forced him to listen to K-pop with him (Wonder Girls) and he loved it

Nakime:

Laibach and don't ask why

Hantengu:

Liana Flores

Gyokko:

Maybe Melanie Martinez?

He would be fascinated by her new appearance, I know it

Gyutaro:

Definitely Insane clown posse, like there's no way this mf wouldn't listen to them

Mindless self indulgence is optional here...

Daki:

"Baddie Y2K playlist to feel like you're a main character"

Aleysha Erotica

Charli xcx

Kaigaku:

Look, he would be a biggest fan and hater of MSI for sure

Odetari

Hashiras

Gyomei:

Same as Hantengu, calm songs

Sanemi:

Rammstein and Korn

Giyuu:

TV girl and probably some audios that makes you feel "empty" from TikTok that are slowed down (for example, Liquid Smooth Lumatone cover)

Obanai:

KMFDM and Rammstein

Muichiro:

Julie Doiron

And maybe Sir Chloe

Mitsuri:

Taylor Swift

Chappell Roan

Rengoku:

Proud Queen fan

Tengen:

BJ lips

Sandy Marton

Grimes

Shinobu:

Heavy metal

KMFDM

Metal in general

Kamaboko squad

Tanjiro:

He's a Swiftie, trust me

Nezuko:

Kikuo

Hatsune Miku

Zenitsu:

Adrianne Lenker

Inosuke:

JAX VS SKIBIDI TOILET EPIC EDGING BATTLE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Kanao:

Eyedress

ABBA

Aoi:

Imogen Heap

Ganya:

The Cardigans

Weezer

Background/Episodic/ other characters

Kanae:

Malice Mizer

The Daughters Of Eve

Kagaya:

He would listen to Amane's voice while she sings for him

Amane:

Le Tigre

Tamayo:

Molchat Doma

Big Thief

Yoriichi:

The Bird And The Bee

Lamp

Sometimes he would try listening to Mitski but whenever he reminds himself that Michikatsu listens to her, it makes him kinda sad (idk bro)

Naho, Sumi and Kiyo:

Arctic Monkeys

Lana Del Rey

Koyuki:

SunKissed Lola

Radiohead

Wonder Girls

Maybe Cults

Yushiro:

SPECTRUM

Crystal Castles

(I'm too lazy to write more)

[horizon-verizon]

The fact that so many people think the Starks are honorable anticolonial fighters and the pinnacle of morality is absolutely insane, they literally built a massive wall to isolated a bunch of people they considered as “savages”, they hunted and slaughtered the Free Folk, the Children of the Forest, giants, exterminated whole houses and clans and took their daughters as “prizes” while conquering the North, etc. The Blackwoods were originally from the North and ruled most of the wolfswood, before being driven out by the Starks and forced to flee south. The Starks are the OG COLONIZERS in ASOIAF.

Even this did not give Winterfell dominion over all the North. Many other petty kings remained, ruling over realms great and small, and it would require thousands of years and many more wars before the last of them was conquered. Yet one by one, the Starks subdued them all, and during these struggles, many proud houses and ancient lines were extinguished forever. — The World of Ice and Fire – The North: The Kings of Winter.

I recently finished a Tiktok series that will probably just be as lost to the internet if we lose TikTok but I had to get out in response to a particular creator who bashes Rhaenyra while also proclaiming themselves as black stans. I think they are really more black stans because they hate Alicent personally and feels the thrill of the side-taking, but that's neither here nor there. 😏

To quote one of my mutuals here [rhaenin]:

It just rings so familiar to the way so many people view the other in real life. Because the Targaryens are overtly, and intentionally written as the other. It's the reason so many people identify with them, and it's the very same reason that other people vilify them. They're not just the in-universe other to the 'default' culture established in the text, but they're also given characteristics that we, the reader and audience, can recognize as other and even sometimes anathema to Western Christian culture. To paraphrase the annoying people that love to cite Ramsay when they feel like it: If you look at a morally complex family surrounded by other morally complex families in a morally complex world in a story that's famed for seeking to challenge your underlying assumptions, and think that their association with fire and brimstone is meant to signify their singular satanic evilness, rather than say... challenge that very Eurocentric assumption, you haven't been paying attention. This vilification mindset where the Targaryens are the singular evil of Westeros is so common to people who seem to want to consume ASoIaF without engaging with the criticisms of the Eurocentric worldview of history at the heart of it. And they end up using the convenient “others” to project all the wrongs of that world onto so they don't need to examine it any deeper. ........... It comes from the same place with how someone pointed out that the baffling bastardphobia that would have medieval peasants giving the side eye is so often people jumping at the chance to “cosplay” as bigots who base their arguments in misogyny and bio-essentialism. Because it's an acceptable channel to indulge in that mindset in a way that they'd often otherwise question, or at least hold back from expressing out of caution.

[miserys-bitch]

dni basic dni criteria, under 14 over 23, one of those tt/tds mfs, ur annoying, pjsk players u guys r annoying as hell, irl of akito pjsk, hiyori tomoe, leo tsukinaga, diluc, juuzou (tg) kins pukes, think blackwashing is real, ur not asian but u use asian names, u like femstars, u cant argue for godssake like stop being a pussy!, chronically online, doubles, u associate urself with akito, juuzou, lora, may, trevor, sirius, zack, ell, jaze, smelly, licorice, gyara ect, white tiktok ppl, genshinnie,danganropannie, dsmp, you excessively make deez nuts and ur mom jokes like they are so annoying go kys, u like south park, u ship zhongchi, yantao, ganging, beigguang, u think u love ritsu or kazuha more than me, your opinions are ass as fuck, u play enstars just for usa, u keep on spamming come on baby america, attention seeker, crybaby, overly sensitive, U LIKE OURAN HOST CLUB!!!!!!!!!! EWWW, u like tokyo ghoul, ur friendless, u like omori, u like tokyo revengers, fujoshis or fudanshis, u make fun of dating carrds or mock them, ur against doxxing, ur a p stupid anya forger irls or cosplayers, u think yanderes r invalid, u watch aot, ur a cishet or straight person, u like ice, u think gore isnt cute, u ship akitoya, u ship mizuena u like music more than me, u think being toxic isnt cute, multishipper, poly eden shipper, poly undead shipper, U LOVE FNAF, UR A FAN OF FNAF, U STAN FNAF, HARDCORE FREDDY FAZBEAR LOVER, CHICA DEFENDER, BONNIE FAN, FOXY STAN, ur obsessed with soft drinks, u love lego ninjago, ur a fan of lego ninjago, tala, an, yugioh and pokemon fans, u guys r literally 8 y/os. people who make lgbtq their whole personality. wgaf??? your turd to die fans, u guys r literally like lice. you keep spreading and ur a grubby gross little bug pls just hurry and get eradicated. arashi irls/kins please just dni, ur weird. kokichi and nagito irls/kins, ur obsessed w me,u hate rei sakuma aka me, u hate rinne or niki, u think ur the shit, u think the world revolves around uu no it revolves around me, u think doxxing is a crime, u cant take my dark jokes, u spend ur time in pony town all day u fucking chronically online cunt, u like childe, zhongli, yoimiya, yae, raiden, thoma, ayato, diona, bennett, razor, gorou, and amber, u think its ok to whitewash poc, ur a self proclaimed weaboo and is proud of it u weirdo get a life, u like demon slayer, ur a stan twitter degenerate, u call urself a stan(it literally means stalker fan), ur white, u make fun of my traumas, u tell ppl to go get therapy, hiyori fan, u "irl" characters no ur not quirky/copypasta. BlkVenti/any type of black edit pfp y'all are annoying. Kae, u like aventurine, you like ritsu sakuma more than me(you don't), Europeans, u think having kids before marriage is ok, luclikisser aka kae, kae again, kae, kae, Evan, kae, you're under 18 trying to diagnose an illness you probably don't have to someone else, 𝑓𝑜𝑛𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠, you have a cringe/ugly/pfp I don't like (I'm not taking you seriously), you always bring up transmasc and trans men when the someone brings up how fujoshis fetishizes gay men, your "educating" includes dog piling and calling someone slurs, valorant players, you like men characters but hate female characters for the same thing, you aren't a feminist, cellphone love story server, tries to steal my bf (klay), spam unfunny copy paste like you're unfunny unoriginal what's next unloved? Sunday, jinx, class of 09 fans, jinx, Sam, Kenta, frie, tsu, accardi, gideon(ew), mlbb players, u think you like Neuvillette more than me when he's literally the father of my children....anyways, uhm bsd irls you're insane and you need to slit harder until you bleed out and die, vkei fans y'all are actually insufferable please listen and like in peace, hi3 fans sometimes y'all make me hate women, kae, kae, fucking kae I hate him, sundays mafia gang gc, Sundayist server, hob server, you use Instagram reels, objectums/fictos/whatever(you don't actually have these attractions you just wanna be different), kae, Nene(the one that's friends with jinx), kae, edaters, kae, Wutheri

[cclowneryy]

Random Creepypasta Headcanons pt :3

- Every time Laughing Jack gives you kisses on your body, black lipstick marks will appear and he would get upset if you wipe them off

- Jeff the Killer cosplayed as the Joker to go see the movie “Joker” because he thought it’ll be funny to disguise as him and have people come up to him and tell him “I love your Joker cosplay!”

- Nina the Killer and Eyeless Jack do each other’s box braids or dreadlocks or other African protective hairstyles and would do their hair wash days together

- BEN Drowned was a Jake Paul fan and would rant on to Jeff and the other pastas about how Jake was better than Logan Paul around 2017

- Clockwork is taller than Ticci Toby by 5 inches (Clockwork is 5’11 while Toby is 5’6). Clockwork teases his height and would carry him around bridal style sometimes but she does have her soft side since she feels like Toby is the only person that genuinely loves her. So she usually writes him love letters and adds her little doodles of them together

- Jane the Killer’s main in Mario Kart or the Mario games in general is Rosalina because she sees Rosalina as a lesbian (me too honestly)

- When BEN and Sally are drawing or writing BEN would put a tiny smiley face at the corner of Sally’s page but then she would literally crucify BEN’s paper by scribbling her marker all over it and probably even setting it on fire idk

- Jane is Elvis Presley’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show.” Nina is Taylor Swift’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show.” Nurse Anne is Lana Del Rey’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show. and Clockwork is Tyler the Creator’s “One for the Money, Two for the Show.” (This one is a tiktok trend if ur confused lol.)

- Laughing Jack snuck into an Insane Clown Posse concert once and someone noticed him but he gaslighted him into thinking it was some dumb cosplay

- Nina was (and still kinda is) a K-Pop stan and she had a ReVeluv stan account on twitter and was literally arguing with strangers over the internet about their idols and it was baddd

- Clockwork has a hyperfixation over giraffes and Toby would always send her cute and funny giraffe gifs to her over text messages. Toby even gave her a stuffed giraffe on Valentine’s day from Build-a-Bear

- Laughing Jack has been making yo mama jokes since 1964

- Eyeless Jack was able to make a gym area in the Slender Garage (just go with it plz) and all the gym equipment was stolen from either his university or from his home

- Slenderman wants to own a lot of cats because he find them cute and precious. On a stormy night he saw 5 kittens and was able to shelter them in the garage and gave me a warm blanket along with cat milk and food

[badgalsasuke]

kinda wanna have a long rant here cause it feels cathartic so i hope you don't mind. ignore this if you feel annoyed. may be a bit controversial.

i think twitter sns are mainly vain and shallow. tiktok sns barely read the manga. tumblr sns have all the smart meta blogs but there are also a lot of the edgy wannabe communists who annoyed me too much sometimes especially since naruto (the character) is my og fave all the way since i was a kid so i take offense in the way he's constantly bashed around these circles. like yes i get it he grow up to be a bootlicker he's a neoliberal all of this is bad etc etc and all of the criticism of these are warranted but sometimes its just too much that idgaf sorry.

before the fake wokes get all fired up i'm literally from a SEA country that was colonized by japan and my country had a history of violent persecution where over 1 million of its revolutionary left party members were hunted down, imprisoned, and killed. i myself used to be active in researches concerning preserving history of these but anyways. the point is i know these things are serious but at the end of the day naruto is fiction? sure it'd be great if there was a proper politically correct resolution for all the bad things that happen in the show, centering justice and retribution etc etc but at the end of the day the story kishi wants to tell is not that. he's a liberal pacifist and assimilationist whose core value in his manga are all about peace forgiveness cooperation etc etc. naruto's character is deeply intertwined with this since he's the MC and supposed to be the voice of reason so i can see why some people might get fed up what with his constant preaching in his talk no jutsus and all. i personally liked him because of his personal ability to empathize and make bonds in spite of his loneliness but anyways thats also beside the point.

i just think that these fans who are super pissed that things didn't go the way they want should find other media that centers more on those justice themes they like so much, like idk, maybe death note or aot. i don't read any other manga.

most of these stans always being negative and complaining every damn day about everything, insulting everything about the media they claim to hate yet STILL having a fan account dedicated to it where they just hate on it all the time is so 💀💀. like, i consider myself a leftist as well and when i want to enjoy a good communist media I'd watch soviet films from the 60s and not obsessively latching on to a shounen manga written by a liberal and then gets pissed when the author doesn't share the same values as me.

i became obsessed with naruto because the writing of the batshit insane deranged toxic doomed homoerotic twin-flame-like relation was GOOD between sns and that's what i'm here for. but i think the polemic and polarization of this massive fandom is just too much for me. i don't know how you deal with it being in this fandom for so long. I've only peeked around for about a month and i'm already fed up. i used to not really interact with popular mainstream media exactly for this reason. no matter how i see it it's true that many of the Sasuke/Uchiha centric sns fans in here does lowkey hate naruto and are mutuals with naruto antis and it just gave me the final kick to not want to interact much with all of these crowd sorry. the ship still 10/10 and will always be top tier tho.

Hey anon!

I really have nothing to add other than I don’t like Twitter and TikTok SNS fandoms either LMAOO

[helyiios]

I had a dream once that the IMF boys had a tiktok and did the classic tiktok things mid-missions and stuff and I NEED to know you opinion on what their account would be like

Ok so replying to this again. I think Benji Jane and Will are the most online (and let’s indulge and say that it doesn’t cause conflit of interest with the fact they’re secret agents lol)

Benji’s the most popular (2.3M followers) and he posts the randomest most funniest shit on the PLANET. He hardlaunches Ethan with the out of my league trend (13M) despite NEVER mentioning being in a relationship before. He regularly forces Luther and Ethan to do trends w the rest of Hunt’s team, like I can’t find ayesha cuz she’s probably sucking dick/bitch pick up your goddamn phone you’re gonna make me sick where they all are on it w really cool transitions. He likes to talk abt SW or ST or DW a lot and one of his most liked videos (and how some people discovered him) is him replying to a comment that’s like “what’s knotting” and he just stares into the cam while putting one a red nose to a circus music. He posts himself and Ilsa while they’re dressed up for the opera on a mission with like the song fashion in the background and everyone goes crazy. He posts a vid where it’s him and Ethan looking at each other with the baby I’m yours song and it gets like 20M views. He does a transition from him at the gym to him in evening clothes he had to wear for a mission to everyday I spend my time drinking wine feeling fine and he doesn’t EVEN mean to do it as a thirst trap but that’s how it’s received and people are like oh my god…benji. Similarly he makes a post where he details his tattoos (after being asked a buncha times) and he’s shirtless, and everyone’s losing their minds because they’re like YOU HAVE A SIX PACKS? He and Jane post a short dancing vid to cmon let’s get it started lemme see you move your body and it goes goes viral bcs that’s when their respective followers find out they’re friends. He makes a photo post that’s like we’ll be a fine line we’ll be alright with a pic of the first hunts team mission w their latest one, and people ask him if he likes Harry styles and he just goes “who❤️” He does the pabrobui mwah mwah trend w Ilsa while they’re ALSO in a mission in Poland and they’re dressed in very warm clothes and everyone’s like oh my god…I’ve seen two pretty best friends. I genuinely think he’s got a few moves in him so there’s one of his most liked vids where he’s filming himself cooking in his kitchen where he’s barely dancing to busy earnin’ and the vibes are IMMACULATE. He 100% did the ceilings and you with the dark curls you with the watercolour eyes trends. He ALSO forced the entire team to do the benjamin’s deli trend (dancing slowly in the light vs throwing moves in the dark while people put on their phones’ light). He also posts himself during a training sesh to bts’ steve aoki remix mic drop and people are like YOU FUCKING KNOW BTS? and he just goes stan jin👍 he’s also a skilled violin and piano player so sometimes he posts himself playing.

Jane’s account is at 700k and one of her most liked vids is with Ilsa where they’re lipsynching the pam and i feed off each other’s energy. I tease her, she teases me (…) and that’s when people start to get that they’re all mates. She does the bitch you know I’m sexy trend with Will and Benji. She forces Ethan (he lost a dare) to do the you carry yourself with the confidence of a…much taller man trend. She soft launches Ilsa w a video of “24H in my life” (while she’s on break) where you can see glimpse of her gf and her followers go insane trying to figure out who it is. She posts herself and benji where benji’s tied to a repelling cable on a high building and she’s zooming in on him w the never back down never what/never give up audio in the background and people are like what the fuck r y’all doing??? She also is a great dancer so she regularly posts herself to the latest dance trend (she KILLED Angel in Tibet and Back on 74.) Both she and Benji did the okokokok lalala trend w their respective partners. (ilsa’s ok janes lala and ethans lala while benjis okokok)

Brandt (560k) is fucking hysterical bcs you’d think he doesn’t know what fun is and is so serious about literally everything and well. you’d be kind of right. He mostly post himself at the gym and people ask him a lot abt his supplements and his program, things to which is gracefully replies. His most liked video is SO Brandt coded because it’s just him crossed armed at his desk looking into the cam with like, company in the background, which technically qualifies as a thirst trap and everyone’s so confused because they’re like oh my god…I think I’m attracted to office workers. He also posts a lot of him sparring, sometimes w Benji or Jane or Ethan or Ilsa and people go kind of insane about those. He never gets Hunley on cam but once he replies to a comment that’s like “are you free tonight” and he just stares into the cam and pulls hunley’s left hand w the wedding band on it with the audio IM MARRIED in the background. THATS where his followers find out he’s gay and they’re like A WIN FOR THE COMMUNITY. Just like benji he can play the guitar, so sometimes he posts vids of himself playing, either of requested songs or some he likes.

[mirrorworldangel]

Mirror my friend! I hope you're doing okay these days. In the same way you have sent me an ask, I shall sent you one now! Also inspired by TikTok

Listen, Aster is Stan's son, this man can lie with a straight face. I feel like he'll defend a wrong fact that he knows is wrong, just to piss off the other person. Either this man doesn't care or he'll be a ragebaiter to anyone he despises or for fun. He'll be weaving the most insane story, intonation and everything, sounding convincing as fuck to the point people either 100% believe him bc "c'mon it's Aster dude, guy was a multiverse criminal for decades" or get skeptical but they can't prove he's lying because it sounds like something he'll do, you know???

So imagine, Aster surrounded by his half-siblings as they hang on their (extremely cool) half-big-brother words:

Aster, completely deadpan: my mom wasn't really present in my life

(They're completely silent, mood immediately shifting as they try to comfort the oldest of them. Only for him to soon hit them with:

Aster: and he made me eat roaches with the cereal

(Stan starts screaming bloody murder from the room he's at, cursing and yelling at Aster of how he gave birth to him and that "he's pulling this shit again")

Aster, forlornly: and he never paid the bills too, our lights were always getting cut off

(His siblings just hear the stomping of boots, yells getting louder as they looked confused at how to feel. Anne Niece quietly laughed from where she sat, petting Cleo in her lap)

Aster: so when I turned 17, i ran away to the Olympics, where I would get famous for individual synchronized swimming–

(He's interrupted by a pillow hitting his face full force as Stan proceeds to verbally rip him a new one. The others watch stunned as Aster proceeds to continue his "story" with a grin)

I feel like the ones closest to him know that he's fucking, the dude absolutely loves his mom (annoying his mom is his love language, trust)

Hi Ilumi, I am so happy that I have found out that you have sent me an ask after I sent you mine! I am a bit hectic at the moment, but what can you do but march on.

Reading through the story, it reminded me of the Brother Bear scene very much. Y'know, the one where the old bear keeps telling others how she misses her dead husband, when actually he's not? Dunno why, that scene really resonates so much in here. As much as Stan really loves him, Aster's bullshit stories sometimes make him want to wrap his hands around his throat.

Given that he's such a skilled liar ('the apple never falls far from the same tree that it came from' as Aster would say), he must be a major pain in the ass for all of the half-siblings to play deception games with. Mama and the other Contracted would have many stories of him starting fights because of this.

And trust me, he would not try to pull this shit on Anne Nieve again (that is the correct name spelling, it was my fault for this error!). The last time he did that to her, she took Cleo and kicked him out of her apartment and made him stay outside through the night.

It was in November, with a snowstorm to boot.

As always, love your prompts and keep em up my friend!

[ilysungho]

i was gone for a day or so. small life update, my sister's university friend was in a dance competition all the way in singapore, and my sister was insane enough to tell me she was going to take the 6-7 hour flight just to see her friend. (context, they graduated and her friend moved back to her own country)

but on the other end, i agreed and flew down with her when i saw their judging panels. you might not know them, but they're renowned dancers who played quite the part in kpop choreography. if you're curious though, the special guest judges names are kirsten dodgen and ling (from jam republic if you happen to know them), cheche (from team bebe if you also happen to know them).

i'm really going off right now i'm sorry. at the moment, i'm at the airport about to fly back home, because i have classes tomorrow. another 6-7 hour flight for me.

i think i talked too much about this, my apologies.

p.s. i thought about riwoo while i was walking around the venue. i'll write an ask about that maybe later on.

love, 🎈

hi sweetheart! first of all, do not everrrr worry about talking too much! you don't have to apologize for that, in fact, you can talk about whatever for how ever long the message is. i love to know that you can share that with me and everything <3 i love your updates every time and will continue to so just say whatever you feel like sharing hm? moving on, honestly taking a spontaneous 6-7 hour flight is not an easy thing so... wow! i hope you're alright and safely back to your place now! the whole dance competition seems like such a cool thing too, and your sister is friends with a dancer so good to have these famous judges? that's actually so awesome!! yes i do know kirsten! i love her dancing sm, follow her on tiktok and everything haha. i don't know cheche but i do know about team bebe! please correct me if i'm wrong but that's bada's team right? i've been on a bada chokehold actually, watching her teach dances to the idols i stan. i watched her stage with juyeon, koko?, and ten earlier today and my jaw was on the floor MY GOODNESS i love her dancing and aura sm... she's so cool i wish i was her sometimes... anyways, i digress. i hope classes go/are going well for you! take care and stay safe <3 i'm looking forward to your riwoo ask ^-^

[queersnape]

Sometimes I legitimately forget that not everybody is a Snape Understander until I see some Tik Tok bullshit and start banging my head on the wall like?? Who tf are the Slytherin Skittles? Why are there Barty Crouch Jr. stans? “At least he didn’t bully kids” he used the Imperius Curse on students???

Also the way they call anyone who dislikes Marauders fanon a “JKR stan.” Excuse me, I’ve disliked JKR for years. If they’re allowed to reclaim the Marauders as their own then we’re allowed to reclaim Snape as our own. Stop trying so hard to look like an activist over a character preference, it’s making you stupid. Also how come they can disregard canon and anything that makes their faves look bad while stanning background DEs like Evan Rosier and Regulus Black but the second someone likes Snape it’s “but what about the time that he XYZ!! You can’t ignore canon!” And then the second you present a canon based counter argument it’s “who even cares about canon anymore!” My love of Snape is based in canon and expanded upon in fanon, which I think is normal and reasonable.

TikTok opinions are an affront to common sense. And yeah, JKR has literally been my enemy since I finished the HP books in highschool and I graduated in 2013. But yeah, now that it's cool and popular people act like if you don't agree with their toxic opinions then they can just be like "wow you support JKR" like no.

Insane marauders fans use canon only when it benefits them, and when it doesn't they use that badly written popular fanfic instead.

Also sorry, I wasn't ignoring you but I mostly use mobile and didn't see this ask lol.

[sungbeam]

he is psycho 🤭🥰🫶🏻💖 ughh you're right- he's so villain coded but he'd be so cute as one- like a megamind of sorts bhebhea (i preface this by saying i rarely know anything about superheros/villains my ex-best friend was just into dc comics so bare min. knowledge... i would sign up for your collab otherwise 😔🫶🏻) hehehe~ I agree there isn't but it's okay~ It's no problem!!! Thank you sm for writing it!!! Ooooh you have ?? I love this sm- bhebhebha I totally understand- once the image is there~ you gotta go after it~

aww yeah~ ofc!! they're fake maknae & maknae bhebhebha OMG so we have hannie wrecker in common now~ but omg- i love your wrecker line sm- they're straight chaos (vernon is neutral bc he's 🙂😐🤨 but sometimes!!) but omg that makes you almost a full booseoksoon biaser!! 🥺🫶🏻 that's so cute! Your first bias was wonu!?!? I love that sm!! He's so sweet!!

(i'm cutting this into two asks bc it's just way too long- feel free to answer in one~)

KATE I WILL BE APOLOGIZING THOROUGHLY AS ALWAYS IM SORRY i hope u had a lovely holiday :')))

omg but no cuz i think jun would both be super cute but also like... so sexy as a villain 😭 like his duality is insane; he's kinda like changmin in that way skfndkjf idk if u know those specific pics of him w glasses and slightly longer brown hair but he's sooooo *faints* wait lemme go get them—

UGHHHH THESE ONES HE'S SO DELECTABLE AND LIKE ITS GIVING UNDERESTIMATED NERD WHO TURNS OUT TO BE KINDA INSANE.... anyways...

yes u encapsulated vernon's vibe so well w those emojis 😭😭😭 i had my friends over for a little xmas get together and we made keychains, and one of them made ice bear ones (from we bare bears) and it made me think of vernon 🤧😔💔 YESYES I AGREE WONU IS SOOO SWEET EEE!!! like ik people headcanon him as kinda cold, but he's so giggly and dorky plsss skfnkdnfjf

NO CUZ IT WAS A CRAZY ERA AND JACOB LITERALLY GOT DETHRONED 😭😭😭 i still have memes and screenshots it was so— OOOHH omg so u stan got7 🤭 r u excited for their comeback soon???

TASTE SOLIDARITY!!!! OMG BAHAHHAHA SO EXCITED TO HEAR ABT URS AND KEBBI'S HISTORY I LOVE LORE

ahhhh whisper era was so iconic (i say this abt every era), but it was def cobies purple hair for me heh :'))) RAAAH BABYDOLL RABBIT HOLE SO FKN REAL!!!!!! THEIR NO DIGGITY STAGE WAS ALSO SO FKN GOOD SKFNJDND like ooooowwwwh 😭😭😭 what if i melted,,, GASP STOP I LITERALLY THINK THAT WAY ABT CERTAIN IDOLS TOO HAHAHAH like i have so many friends who bias juyo so im like "that man's taken" and same for like sunwoo 😭 but it's so funny to know that happened w u and kebbi + younghoon!!!

omg the chanhee bias wreckage is me w kevin and hyunjae 😭 like they remind me at the worst times that they're so desirable skcnskfnjf LIKE WHY R WE BEING SEDUCED RN??? rip hoon 💔 u were good to kate 💔

ahhh i don't really listen to pentagon unfortunately but i ofc love their banger 'shine' !!! :')) and my bias for enha is currently heeseung and jungwon!!! (rip jake, u were a real one 💔) and what abt u for enha? i think i saw u reblog my jay fic..? tbh jay has been hitting different lately too... AND OH JAY AND SVT JUN BEING LIKE THE HYUNG/DONGSAENG DUO FITS SO WELL IF U BIAS JAY HAHA

BYE YES UR RIGHT 😭 I WAS LITERALLY IN LOVE W THE RIGHT GUY AND THEN FLIPPED FOR MY POLAR OPPOSITE 😭😭😭 BUT THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS... 💔 sorry king... 💔💔 idek how it happened or when it started, but it was too late when i finally realized what was happening TT UGHHHH YES THE STICKY COVER WAS SO..... i don't usually watch tiktoks more than once but i have to be so honest... that one def got watched at least five times 😭😭😭😭

[hellsgreatest]

What’s up??? I’m hellsgreatest, but you can call me Ray!!!

Here’s some basic information about me :)

> I’m a minor , so don’t do anything that might get you sent to prison

> The pronouns are they/them (non-binary)

> I’m a bisexual disaster + asexual :0

> my pronouns and names :)

> my favorite color is red (shocking), my favorite movie is Scott Pilgrim V The World, favorite show is Supernatural (that will become very apparent), my favorite band is my chemical romance….so much more too

> I have dyed red hair, that a fun fact?

> PART OF A SUPER COOL MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!! LOREEEE (I post lil lore tidbits here and there)

> I have dyslexica!!! So if I sound totally weird, cus of that bitch.

> got some lame other disorders like semi-diagnosed autism, bpd, and insane anxiety!

> emo :(

> I ALSO REALLY LIKE VAMPIRES!

Enough about that, what about some oddly organized sections!!

Music!!!

𓆩♱𓆪 my chemical romance <3

𓆩♱𓆪 fall out boy

𓆩♱𓆪 pierce the veil

𓆩♱𓆪 radiohead

𓆩♱𓆪 green day

𓆩♱𓆪 ice nine kills

𓆩♱𓆪 sincere engineer

𓆩♱𓆪 weezer

then I got my pop. which is Taylor Swift (I’m not one of those swifties, trust) and Chappell Roan

Video game time!!! (My symbols stopped working here)

- Fnaf (my special interest…basic Ik)

- Dsaf

- Resident Evil

- Bendy and The Ink Machine

- At Dead of Night (HUGELY UNDERRATED)

- minecraft

- Omori

- Animal Crossing

- The Legend of Zelda

There’s probably some more horror games somewhere but they’ll be added ^^

Characters bc this is very important

• Castiel (supernatural)

• Bill Cipher (gravity falls)

I’m really only insane about those two losers❤️

While we’re here, guess my two shows I post about?? I primarily post about those two shows as well!!!

Everything bolded is smth you’ll see stuff about, mayhaps more… my little pony too….marauders….generation loss… that’s some misc stuff. (Psst, my Genloss stuff is gonna be on my alt from now on, @averagectommyapologist :D)

Misc. Stuff I’m into!!

~ Danger Days (comics and album)

~ Generation Loss (as stated before)

~ Marauders

~ Vampires

~ Tvdu

~ Supernatural Creatures

~ Religion (IDFK??)

~ Animatic Battle

~ bfdi/bfdia/bfb/tpot (series) ((golfball slander is not accepted here I’ve loved her for years))

~ Love of the S*N

~ Ghost hunting stuff

~ average nerd shit

~ LIFE SERIES (traffic life) ((also found on alt :3))

~ Hermitcraft

Content Creators time!

Commentary Section;

= Danny Gonzales

= Kurtis Conner

= Drew Gooden

= Ted Nivison

= Eddy Burback

= Chad Chad

Ex-Dsmp not in prison bc that’s how I can describe them….

* Ranboo (4 YEARS BABY!!)

* Charlie Slimesicle

* Jschlatt

* Jack Manifold (sometimes)

* Tommyinnit

* Sorry (if they count)

The misc YouTubers now.

_ LdShadowLady

_ Calvin

_ Sam and Colby

_ Goodtimeswithscar

_ Jimmy Solidarity

_ Grian (occasionally)

DNI’s / Boundries

This is required for me bc of some of the stuff I’m interested in!

+ To Begin, please no Hazbin Hotel fans or like Helluva Boss. You’re fine if you’re chill and don’t support Viziepop but otherwise, respectfully no thank you.

+ Dream/Problematic Mcyt Stans. As much as I am an Ex-Dsmp fan myself, I do ask than you icky people get away from me. I would rather not interact with supporters of bad people. Also Iskall supporters

+ More Basic, no homophobia please. Dude in gay. You get the idea. That goes for Maga Supporters too. I don’t wanna get political but I don’t. I just don’t wanna interact with those poeple.

+ Reminder, IM A MINOR. Don’t get yourself into trouble. No Shane Dawson Copycats please ❤️

+ Finally, this is a safe space. I don’t want yall to feel weird about dming or sending an ask! I’m chill and fairly nice. Feel free to interact!! Just. Don’t. Like, do anything creepy. Minor here.

Socials!

<< TikTok @ amer1te

<< Pinterest @ inlesbianswithyou

Have a good one, and don’t forget to hit the like and subscribe button, turn on the notification bell so you never miss the next upload !!!

[five-star-stay]

Hi!! As a hanji stan I fully agree with you and I bring you at least one more thing to fairly complain about!! Screen time. It happens very very often that when they are performing and it’s HIS PART, the cameras just. Don’t film him. They zoom out, they show the audience, sometimes they even focus on a different member (hyunjin or felix usually). I used to gif him a lot and this got me so angry so many times!!! What else does he have to do to get a tiny bit of attention??? He has shown multiple times (all the time tbh) just how insanely talented and charismatic he is! There’s literally not one single thing he can’t do. All rounder is not just a silly cutesy nickname thing here. He’s the real deal… literally one of my reasons for biasing him is just how amazing his overall performance as an idol is. He can sing, he can rap, he can dance, he sounds even better live, he has stage presence, he’s funny, he’s sweet, he’s cute, he’s good looking, and so much more that I’m forgetting right now…

As far as I know the only thing he deliberately actually stood away from was getting his solo Instagram account when the rest of the members got theirs…

It’s been very frustrating to watch as the other members get amazing solo opportunities and he gets literally nothing…

Hi anon, I completely agree with what you said and yes I completely sympathise with your frustrations. Even in music videos, he's never been made a thumbnail and that makes me so sad like not even on HIS songs. He's not getting the chance to be the face of it. And a lot of times in mvs too like social path, his screen time is literally just what they showed in the teaser even though he has the most beautiful bridge in it the focus isn't on him in mv during that part at all.

I understand that felix and hyunjin are pushed more as the faces of the group and the most popular members, and I have no ill will towards them. But why does pushing them come at the cost of han never even getting the bare minimum?

They also plastered an ot7 Tommy Hilfiger campaign all across their stores and it felt maddening that people were calling han stans rude or childish for asking why han didn't get accommodated and wasn't given a separate solo shoot on a later date so he could've been part of the campaign in at least solo shots. And the way they could've done a billion things to include him but all they did was qrt a skz post and said "❤️❤️ HAN" and getting thanked for it by "stays" while they hid replies about being called out for zionism and not tagging han on insta and tiktok as if he isn't part of the group is SEARED in my brain. And they couldn't even spell skz right... i hate that brand's social media team but also you need two hands to clap, div1 is just as at fault.

Another instance was not promoting lee know and han's instagram on their group instagram stories, they had 29 million followers then and 30 million now. When other 6 made their ig it was big news and shared on the stories so everyone knew. But minsung made it on skz anniversary day which was a day filled with a lot of posts spammed on the group account, making it so nobody knew about the group account tagging them in the caption because it was after the "read more" and most people don't click that button especially on days with so many posts to catch up on. Results: the other 6 hit 3 million in 24 hours and minsung took a couple months and han has just now reached 4 million. It's frustrating because at every step, the company has let Han down and it's always coupled with excuses from so called stays that just don't care about Han individually. I'm honestly so concerned about how jype will handle their solo careers if they don't even realise or care enough to make sure minsung don't get left behind in terms of followers on private instagram (which will affect their engagement and brand deals) just because they took their time and waited for when they felt ready. They're literally being punished for doing what's right for them.

I hate it all!!!

I wish han can negotiate a better deal for himself in a new contract and if he decides to stay on for the group but join some other agency for solo promotion, I would not blame him because jype just tries to bury his individuality and doesn't let him create a brand for himself. Literally the only thing he has is his hanpop and even then it's months of him sometimes asking on live for stays to tell skziji that they want certain songs released. Please God, give Han a management that appreciates him.

Proof:

[spill-to-t]

Can’t think of an actual fact rn but i’ll tell you a fact about me i guess (don’t worry it’s Evan related) So i’ve a been a pretty long fan of Evan and i’ve seen EVERYTHING. I call this talent while everyone calls it weird but anyways, when i see any picture of Evan I can tell what year it was from sometimes even the specific month/season. Like obviously the hair is a dead give away (i think, well i can also tell by the hair texture if he’s had the same repeating color) but i recently learned that I can just tell by THE BAGS UNDER HIS EYES. I can and can’t really explain it at the same time, like it’s just a sense i guess. Also y’know like the photo slides on tiktok. Well sometimes i just get ones where it’s just pics of Evan’s hands in ahs….. and I can tell what season and episode that screenshot was from. There’s more weird stuff about me but i hope it gave you somewhat of a laugh.

Honestly… that is pretty dope 😲 I mean your memory is insane. I think back in 2020 I had this with Eminem… we’re just all a stan ✌🏼🩷

[sidestepsam]

Yeah that’s the thing for me, the 80% part of it cause they’re so annoying 😭 and make Paige fans in general look insane it’s just like..too much sometimes. maybe I’m too woke but I just think it gets to a point. that and the tiktok kids that are just so embarrassing and make those sad edits of Paige

All fan bases have their bad sides, but being a k-pop-like stan within a sports space is insufferable for everyone else IMO.