#tihihihihi

[mrs-monaghan]

You know that ramyeon talk was insane. Why am I thinking they are talking abt 🕳️🍆? And 🍆👄. Jm literally said you don’t have to eat. I can eat it all??? Sir?? And then the 3d REFERENCE?? Like? COME ON. Jm was ready to give him that WORK .. or maybe they were really talking but eating ramyeon and I am just a person with their mind in the gutter🤡

And after they took a shower Jimin didn't crave ramen anymore...

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

💋💋 You've been kissed!! Send this to five other people to give them kisses!!

*muahmuah* *smooches* for ma dudes 😁😘🥰

[jekyllnahyena]

i have fallen down the ghoad?? (ghostsoapjuliette) rabbit hole and now i can’t stop thinking of them. thank you for providing my new favorite ship lmao

!!!!!!!

Thank u so much!!! Very happy u like them, they're so much fun to play around with and it's my first time trying my hands at a throuple (or doing romance again tbh) , trying very hard to get their vibe across! Just, love n a warm place found with each other where they would've never even dared to dream of having this sorta happiness. And the knowledge that they've found it with each other, letting themselves become soft and silly and domestic while still being the absolutely unhinged lads that they all are?

Makes me very soft <3

[swugflower]

Situation:

Saturday, I was out for drinks with coworkers. Got drunk and flirty, as did others. A director and I started holding hands.

And drunk it felt very silly 🤪 and cute 🥰 and funny 🤠 but now sober and back to work I mostly feel embarrassed about and like I made some wrong choices 🫠

So… guess i was a little too silly. Thihihi. Hope no one else saw that. Thihihi.

(it was totally consensual he literally asked me if the hand holding was fine, and he’s young and from a different team so very much not my boss despite having a high rank)

[mrs-monaghan]

Damn she went off

STFU STORMBLESSED

"It makes me wanna step away from jikook tumblr as a whole because I don't want any part in a community that behaves this way."

This statement you made is hilarious at best. You, @stormblessed, (yes I know I'm blocked, you pussy) are a hypocritical bs artist looking for clout that you beyond don't deserve. You are a fake Jikook supporter and all your minions are blinded by the complete contradiction that is you. Your dms are far different from your posts. You will agree, so and so is jealous in the dms and the complete opposite in your vlogs, etc... Many more discrepancies, too many to type but you know what they are you fake ass twat.

You are a fucking bully, a poor excuse for ARMY and a despicable excuse for a Jikooker.

So keep your word and step away bitch.

Bye-Bye now 🤗

[minnielvrr]

Day 2: Scared

Lee: Felix Ler: Han Word Count: 920

A/N: Love this duo🥰hope you enjoy~🤗💖 (i'm sorry if this is bad, it didn't come out as well as I wanted😣)

Tags: @itzsana-kiddingmenow, @lajanaa, @bbybumblelee, @hearted-anon, @lunalattae,

@reginald-stay09, @jungwon-is-the-one

Watching a horror movie on the one day off he had was not on Felix’s plan. But Hannie had pleaded over and over, promising that ‘it wasn’t so scary’ and whining ‘pleaseeee, don’t you love me Lixie?’ until he caved.

So there they were, curled up in Han’s bed, snacks, sweets, drinks and popcorn scattered over the blankets.

As the movie went on, Han, used to watching horror movies on an almost daily basis, peeked at his cute companion.

Felix looked adorable, lips slightly parted and completely immersed in the story. He watched as the chick shrieked at almost every jump scare, clinging to him and hiding his face in Hannie’s side.

The movie itself was terrifying, despite all the promises Han had made, and by the time it ended, Lix was afraid to even set foot on the floor.

But Han seemed completely unfazed, giggling as he scrolled through reels while Felix ducked deeper under the covers, his trembling hands clutching the blanket tight as if it could shield him from the lingering fear.

“Hannie, can I sleep with you today? Please?” His muffled voice called out. Han agreed, smiling fondly at the lump hiding under the mess of blankets.

“Come here, Lixie. Hyung will protect you,” Han teased, holding his arms out to Felix.

“Hyung?!” The Aussie exclaimed incredulously, falling into Hannie’s arms easily. “You’re mere hours older than me y’know!”

“Older is older.” Han told him, resting his palms over Lix’s sides. The quokka felt Felix tense and shift beneath his touch, making him smirk in amusement.

Perhaps this evening still had more fun waiting for him. Han leaned in, his breath ghosting over Felix's ear, sending a shiver down his spine as he blew playfully.

“Nervous Lixie? You’re squirming around so much. Were you expecting something?” He hummed, the vibrations from his voice tickling Felix’s ear as his fingers skittering up his sides.

“Something like this?” He continued, fingers pressing into his ribs and vibrating.  It made the smaller boy flinch and squirm, sweet giggles bubbling to the surface.

“Ahahaha whahat ahahre youhu dohoing?!” Felix whined, pushing at the ace’s chest and almost succeeding in getting away. Almost.

Felix barely got his foot on the floor before Han lunged, tackling him back onto the bed, hands pinned high above his head.

“You’ve gotten stronger baby~ But you’re still far too sensitive to run from me,” Han’s teasing words made him blush.

“You’re one to talk. Let me go and I’ll show you just how tihiHIHIHI— nohohoho!!”

His threat was cut off by some very wiggly fingers at his hips, pressing on some spots and scribbling over others to have Lix boneless and writhing helplessly.

It scattered every retort in the chick’s head until all that was left was a mess of jumbled letters.

He couldn’t even fight against Han’s hold, his hands stretched up and pinned securely, leaving his body taut and vulnerable to Hannie’s nimble fingers.

“Shihihihit Hahahahannihie nohoho!! Ihihit feheheheels weiheherd!!”

“Hm? Don’t you mean it tickles baby? Is this too much for you Lix? Can’t handle just one hand?” He taunted, thumb digging into the center of the chick’s underarm.

Felix’s body jerked uncontrollably, his laughter spilling out in waves as he thrashed under Han’s touch, his face tinted red.

“See how hard hyung is working to protect my baby?” Han cooed, free hand trailing down to circle over the rim of Lixie’s belly button.

First with his fingertips, then his nails, slowly circling closer and closer to the dreaded spot until Felix could barely hold back a scream.

“Your pretty laughs are gonna chase away aaaalll the monsters,” he said in a baby voice, scratching above Lix’s navel and relishing in the squeals he was rewarded with.

“Youhuhu’re lyhyhyhing!” Lix complained, throwing his head back when that earned him a few quick squeezes to his sides.

Lix looked up at him, eyes bright and sparkling and a beautiful smile on his face as Han wiggled his eyebrows at him.

The rosy color of his cheeks deepened, spreading to his neck and ears, making his happiness all the more apparent.

Hannie flashed him a smirk, index finger dipping in once to hear Lix shriek desperately before going back to tracing around the sensitive spot.

He waited till the younger relaxed, tension leaving his muscles as he  to dive back in, shaking his finger back and forth.

The poor boy was hysterical, tugging at his arms and flailing wildly when Han kept going.

“Ihihihi cahahan’t, ihihit’s soHOHO BAHAHAD!!” Lix sounded breathless, his loud cackly laughter dying down to giggles when Han relented, moving his hands to trace gently over his sides.

“Fine. I’ll stop if you admit you’re super ticklish. And I want you to say the word,” The quokka proposed, eyes gleaming with  laughter when Lix blushed even more.

“Ihihi cahahan’t, plehease Ihihi’ll dohoho anythihing ehelse,” He tried to bargain, only to end up yelping when Han’s hand squeezed warningly at his thighs.

He really would die if Han tickled him there. It was by far one of his worst spots.

He hesitated a moment, eyes shut tight as he giggled out the words.

“Ihihi’m suhuhuper tihihcklish…nohow stohop!” Felix gasped through unrestrained giggles, his face burning with embarrassment as Han grinned in victory.

Han gently brushed the stray strands from the younger’s face, leaning down to press a kiss to Lixie’s forehead before cuddling up to the boy.

The two slowly drifted off into a dreamless sleep, Lixie’s arms wrapped tight around the other.

[mrspark7777777]

But shaz.. if Jimin himself is saying this, then what can we do ? 🥲 Isn't it acting like tkkrs ? If Tae said these things we'll take it as it is and will call tkkrs still shipping tkk as Tae told he's lonely or whether he can even love someone and in search of a woman right? But why are we not doing that because Jimin kinda debunked jkk and even him being queer. I'm not asking you to convince me or other jikookers, but it's common sense isn't it ?

Jikook is based on our opinions while these are words from Jimin himself..idk I think what Jimin saying it the truth and not our theory about jkk.

Tihihihihi. I'm only answering you coz u said my name and I thought u sounded cute. 🤭 My dear anon, Jimin also said this

Why are we conveniently forgetting this part? This is the issue I have with u guys getting affected by this. And this anon here put it best

Rowebowl still exists, J17 interview still exists, satellite Jikook still exist. GCF Tokyo, them 2 holding hands secretly behind Suga twice! and so many other things. So to me anon, for you to insist that Jimin has a girlfriend, is to insinuate that Jikook broke up. And for me I just DO NOT SEE IT. Are you sure happened AFTER MUSE. Enlisting together happened AFTER Muse. You really think their chemistry would still be as good if they were in good terms? Heck no.

And I dont care how strong you are. You don't have a love like Jikook's, break up then go about being good friends pretending like the last 10 years didn't happen. That shit just ain't possible anon, it not. JK who's debunked Jimin dating rumors in the past would not have been able to fake happiness in AYS. I'm telling you.

We will never be like the vermin because they ship tkk from nothing. Absolutely nothing. Every reason that makes them believe V and JK are a couple they've done with other members as well. Or in V's case, he's done with the WS. Not to mention JK gives them nothing. Its all just V. So no, we are not like them and never will be.

If Jimin saw a Jikook ask and said "get out of your imagination" trust me I would. I would be very confused and would have a million questions, but I would. So again, we are not the same. Jikook have never and will never debunk us. I'm telling you right now for free.

[flordosmuros]

Cantor means singer in Portuguese, so when we hear the word cantor we start giggling , and we have those girly af "tihihihihi" giggles and we look so silly, we also say cantor like you would pronounce Cantor for fun , were so silly 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

[jasvtsc]

THEME KAS THEME KAS THENE KAS THENE KAS THEME KAS THEME KAS THENE KAS THEME KAS THEME KAS THEME KAS-

TIHIHIHIHI TYYYYY (it took me so long i wanted to off myself 💀)

[mrs-monaghan]

Jikook fanfic writers, time to retire. You're not needed anymore....

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[artdcnaldson]

am writing up my tennis thot for u, but im watching this player who serves like art, with the ball in the neck of the racket and it making me BLUSH!!! tihihihihi my man my man my man. i still havent found anyone who looks like him tho :(

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No wayyyy like ok twin!!

[bunnihearted]

sorry but ppl on the internet are so naive when they genuinely believe the majority of people "hate capitalism".... that isnt anywhere near the truth. most people are sheep that just go along with what society says is right. when im out there and talk to "normal" people and listen to their convos they are literally pro capitalism. they talk about how the 8-5 work day 5/week is GOOD bc they get to work a lot and make "a lot" of money. many people will complain about unfair work hours and too big of a work load but they dont do anything more than complain... they wont vote for the left, they wont join unions, they wont stage protests or demonstrations... most ppl are like "omg fuck capitalism lmao ahhhaha fuck capitalism am i right???" but they still dont actually do anything to change it... because the entire point with capitalism is that it is comfortable and convenient. netflix and spotify is capitalism. ordering takeout is capitalism. having packages arrive to your door or close by is capitalism. concerts by your fav artists is capitalism. flying a plane to resorts all over the world is capitalism.... ppl only say "fuck capitalism" bc yes they're overworked and underpaid, but they dont actually want to live in a society without capitalism. it would mean a profound change of our entire reality as we've known it for centuries. it would be extreme. it would actually feel like it does in movies where the world is ending and society resets. it's too scary to actually go through with, and no one wants to do that. saving the planet and tearing down capitalism... would mean an extremely different world and life. no more driving your car to work and to the store and to the gym and back and forth to your parents or friends. no more going to multiple concerts every year. no more going to luxury resorts in ibiza or greece. no more online shopping. no more ordering takeout. the truth that nobody wants to admit, because no one wants to admit that they would choose to continue living in comfort even if it means destroying this planet, is that no. you dont hate capitalism. not truly. most people do not hate capitalism. if most people did... we wouldnt have the world we have now and always have had since capitalism was introduced. humans make this world. we get the world we deserve. and nature trying to kill us is what we deserve. it's like when we're sick and our bodies get fever to burn the virus. we are a virus. we could choose to stop. but we dont. only a small handful of people are willing to actually do what it takes to save earth. most ppl who make silly comments about oh my god fuck capitalism tihihihihi are not part of that small amount of people. it is sad, especially for the people who do get it, who do want to save earth, because we are such an extreme minority we have no power at all. the masses win. and the masses have chosen to live in greed and consumerism and comfort even if we'll pay the highest price thinkable.

[beatriceportinari]

packing for the origami convention tmrw tihihihihi

[osc-piastri81]

verdient ausgeschieden bla bla bla alles schön und gut ich hab jetzt nur keinen bock auf die ganzen vollidioten die jetzt mit „die frauen sind doch nich besser wie die männer tihihihihi, frauenfußball is also doch kacke“ etc um die ecke kommen werden

[mrchiipchrome]

Tihihihihi I just found an old interview with lessi