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A tiger bromeliad spider (Cupiennius salei)
by Thomas Piepe
#tiger bromeliad spider#also often known as the#tiger wandering spider#in the arachnid trade#cupiennius salei#cupiennius#Trechaleidae#Araneae#arachnida#arthropoda#wildlife: central america
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beautiful girl ‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧ can you believe she's 1 year and 10 months old?!?!? i can't. where did the time go
#cupiennius salei#tiger bromeliad wandering spider#spiders#spider#arachnophobia#arachnophobia tw#spider tw#spiders tw#saturn
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best mistake
summary: you're new york's hero: spider-man. your roommate peter is the brains behind it all and the love of your life and he doesn't even know it. pairing: tasm!peter parker x male reader word count: 1.6k warnings: unprotected s3x, blowjobs, casual hooking up. a/n: i'm back? (based on this amazing prompt)
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Peter hears a loud thud from his window. It was dark outside, the clock on his desk reading past midnight, the city more quiet.
He peers on the glass, a dark figure resting its head on the pane. He gently lifts the window, your body slumping on his arms, your face bruised and bloody. He carries you to the bed, your suit all tattered and dirtied. Peter runs to the bathroom to get a basin of warm water and a towel.
He takes his time to wipe the blood from your face, gently wiping it on your soft skin, and brushing your hair away from your face. His eyes wander to your face, a familiar one, a face he’s seen ever since he was a kid, but now much older.
He takes the medical kit under his bed, gently moving you so he can remove your ruined suit. His calloused skater hands brush your chest with the damp cloth, scrubbing away the dried blood crusting your wounds. He applied a salve on some of the cuts to prevent infection, the bigger gashes he stitched.
The two of you have been doing this for eight years now. You, the web-slinger, protector of the city, while Peter, the brains behind your crusade. He came up with the idea of making the web-shooters, his bio-engineer degree with your experience as a research scientist in aerophysics helped hand-in-hand in keeping the city safe.
You turned in your sleep, groaning from the pain. “Hey, easy up tiger your wounds are still fresh,” he said, helping you prop yourself up on his bed.
“How long have I passed out?” you said, noticing your suit was pulled down to your waist.
“Just a couple of minutes,” he said. “Saw you on the TV.”
“Yeah, that Electro guy short-circuited my web-shooters,”
“About that, I sketched up a new prototype that could be resistant to his attacks,” he said, gesturing at his messy table with his new creation. “I also made some tweaks on the web fluid, I increased the tensile strength so they can withstand greater velocities.”
Peter’s eyes glimmered as he talked about the new shooters. Your mouth lifted into a smile as he continued to ramble. “What do you think?” he said, “Did you even listen?”
“Yeah—increased tensile strength blah blah,” you uttered. “How’s the job hunt by the way?”
“Terrible. I did sell some pictures to the bugle,” he said. “Jameson gave me $350.”
“$350? That’s not even enough for groceries and the electricity bill.”
“Well it’s better than nothing,” he said, taking his glasses off. “I saw Gwen earlier.”
Oh. Peter’s high school ex. You diverted your gaze away from his, finding the city lights outside the window was a distraction. You felt your chest tighten, your heartbeat much louder.
For the fifteen years you’ve known Peter Parker, you’ve also fallen in love with him. The two of you have shared some casual encounters here and there but you knew it was never serious. So the idea of him meeting his greatest love made you uncomfortable.
Peter noticed the way your attention left his, your eyes hooded as you stared far away. He noticed your hand clutch on the sheets, your jaw clenched. “She got engaged recently,” your muscles relaxing. Oh, you said. “Yeah, to some rich socialite from the Upper East Side.”
“Good for her,” you whispered.
“Have you thought about something like that?”
“Marrying a rich man?” you chuckled.
“No, just marrying,” he uttered, the corner of his lips lifting north. His fingers trace your skin, drawing circles. You let him.
“Not at all. I guess I’m gonna be broke my whole life,” you try to get up, your back betraying you. You stagger for a bit, your hand finding Peter’s shoulder for stabilization. He stands as well, his large hands around your bare waist.
Your breaths were close—too close. You could feel his heat, his warm musky scent, his brown eyes set on yours. He bends his spine so he can reach your face closer, his pink lips hovering off yours.
You pull back, clearing your throat in the process. “I’m gonna go get a drink.”
“Yeah, sure,” he coughs.
You walk to the kitchen, holding onto your wounded torso. Peter’s eyes dropped to your underwear-clad ass, his cheeks blushed from the shame. Stop ogling your best friend Peter.
You find the fridge bare of any beverage, you turn your head back to see Peter staring at your ass, his face absent of any expression.
“Stop staring at my ass!” you shouted, throwing a kitchen cloth at him. “Plus, where’s all the beer.”
“I was not!” he shouted back. “And I think I drank all of it.”
You let out a sigh. You found a can of Coke on the bottom shelf of the fridge. You jumped to sit on the kitchen counter, your legs dangling off the linoleum countertop. The liquid sizzles as you chug it, the brown syrupy consistency dripping from the side of your mouth to your bare chest.
Fuck it. Peter walks to the kitchen, joining you. “If you want to seduce me you could just say it.”
“Seduce you?” you laughed. “And why would I do that?”
Your legs wrap around his waist. He takes the can from your hand, drinking the rest of it before placing it on the counter. “Because you’re like that, always making sure I can see that ass around,” he whispers to your neck.
Your head falls back from his kisses, your hands spread behind you for stability. He pulls your underwear off, your erection pointing north. He licks a strip underneath, you shudder from the sudden sensation.
He wrapped his long fingers around it, stroking it with his saliva, the only thing you could let out was a moan. He lifted you up the counter so your legs were mounted on his shoulders. He takes his digits inside his mouth, lubing it before pressing it into your hole.
“Fuck,” you moaned.
“Feel good, huh?” he said. His fingers curl up inside you, teasing your sensitive spot. Your body winces from the sensation, your legs automatically closing on his head. He strokes your erection again, simultaneously stimulating your prostate. The combined sensation made your legs weak, and your arms almost collapsing. “To be honest, you’re the only one I do this to, Spidey.”
“Liar,” you let out a groan. “I know you kicked yourself over and over for not bagging Gwen.”
His grip on your cock tightened, his fingers went deeper. “Aw, are you jealous of her?”
“You lost your virginity to me asshole,” you whimper. “I get to ride that dick, not her.”
“Ride?” he chuckles. He pulls back, his hands wet with spit. “Go at it then. Ride me.”
The two of you were in his bed now. Peter sitting on the bed as you sucked him off. His hand found your head, running it through your hair. “Fuck baby,” he moans.
Your head bobs on his tip, your tongue licking around his head as you take him in. Your free hand was stroking his length, it was long enough that it was actually difficult to take him all in your throat.
“Fuck the blowjob, just ride me please,” he whimpers.
“I was preparing it you dick,” you said. “I can’t fit all that without some lube.”
You straddle his legs, aligning his tip against your hole. Your hands find his broad shoulders for support. The two of you moan from the contact. You hole slowly taking his length in. Peter shuddered from the warmth enveloping his erection. He cursed, he could cum from this alone.
You looked beautiful, Peter thought. Your hips moving against his sex, your eyes lidded, and your mouth agape, the sweetest moans leaving your lips. It was a sight he could look at forever. He takes your faces to his lips pressing them together. You let out soft whimpers, Peter blushes from the sounds.
“It’s too fucking big,” you groan.
“You can take it, baby, please, do it for me,” Peter moans.
He was a mess, you thought. All sweaty and red. He didn’t have the enhanced stamina you had. Your hands fall on his toned abdomen, your fingers finding the ridges underneath his shirt. You moved your hips up and down his length, your brows furrowing from the amount of pressure on your behind.
Peter stroked your erection as you continued riding him. His mouth was agape as your eyes locked on each other. You pulled him to you, your arms around his head as you quickened your pace. Your hips gyrated on his cock with such swiftness Peter’s cock felt like it was being bombarded with so much stimuli he could combust into flames.
“Shit, I’m close–”
“Me too, Peter,” you moan. “Cum in me.”
“You sure?” he said. You nod against the whimpers.
Peter rocks his hips against your ass, gripping onto the mounds of flesh. Your body draws out the pleasure from him as you move your hips. He could let out curses, pleading for release. From the same beat of your movement, the two of you let out your climax, your own release covering his torso as he filled you.
You lay in bed catching your breath. “This was probably bad for your stitches,” he said, his brown hair drenched.
“Yeah, I think I tore it again,” you breathed heavily.
It was probably a mistake. For you to continue this charade with Peter. To exchange bodily pleasure knowing your heart beat only for him, but it was a mistake you were ready to commit over and over again.
interactions are greatly appreciated btw if u liked this fic and want more send me a prompt and i'd gladly make something from it :>
#peter parker smut#peter parker x reader smut#peter parker x male reader smut#the amazing spiderman#tasm!peter parker x reader#tasm!peter parker x male reader#tasm!peter parker x male reader smut
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Hi Metalo!
Have you ever thought about potential patronus animals for the Black family? If so, what kind of animals would fit in your opinion?
As always, your questions make me think a lot. This one is sooo difficult!
Ok, so this might be unpopular but I feel Bella would be a lioness. She is a figure of strength, is territorial, she works hard, perfect hunter that takes down prey twice her size, devoted mother (to her child or to her little sisters) teaching her youngster skills they need to survive, and protecting them so fiercely.
Narcissa is a spider queen. Spiders also have *remarkable* maternal instincts, more developed than in many other species of the earth. Spiders can be aggressive, but also quite peaceful, depending on circumstances. She weaves a beautiful home, but that can also turn into a trap. She isn't showy in her strength, prefers to lure her target into her web, where she can deliver that final, venomous bite to an unsuspecting target that dared trespass against her.
Andromeda is a fox. Cunning, agile and highly adaptable. not overly aggressive, preferring to live their life in stealth mode.
Regulus is a coyote. Almost like a dog, only much shier than a dog, and more cautious. However, when push comes to shove, coyotes are quite territorial and willing to die for what is theirs.
Sirius, obviously, is perfect as a dog. (And I also used him to give Regulus and Andromeda similar patronus forms, from a canidae family, since they are related and one would assume they share traits.)
Ok, so these are the only ones we know from canon, or at least we know something about them that allowed me to try to guess their patronus.
Now, for my head-canon about the rest of the Black family and their personalities, which I depict in 'It runs'.
Waburga is a polar bear. Polar bears are aways striving for the highest possible standards. They are fierce, and they are obsessed with their children. They protect their cubs with their lives, but they also expect their cubs to behave and fall in line. It's a tough life out there, so a polar bear mother needs to teach her youngsters to be ruthless. They love their children, but can be a bit rough in handling them. They can also be very gentle with their cubs, when there's no 'emergency' situation going on. Polar bears are strong, fearless but so lonely. Something about Walburga ending up alone, defined by solitude in her last years, reminds me of a polar bear wandering alone in a harsh, cold environment (Grimmauld, cough cough). Polar bear mamas are also one of the few animals species that become depressed, distressed and vulnerable when they lose a child. They can even stop hunting after such a loss, and waste away.
Orion in 'It runs' is an eagle. Fearless, confident, quite arrogant. Extremely territorial. An eagle will never surrender, regardless of the size or strength of its opponent. It will do anything to regain its territory and it will always defend its nest. Eagles are quite paternal, like most raptors. An eagle father will bring sticks to the nest, and will bring food to the young. When babies fall from nest, a father often dives to catch them on their wings. However, an eagle father also picks favourites, and there's a food hierarchy going on, often choosing to give more food to one baby, encouraging sibling rivalry, which is apparently important for the development of a raptor. Eagle males do form a pair bond with a single female, however, if the female isn't available in mating season, he will find another one.
Cygnus would be a tiger. Not the most paternal, but a fierce predator. They're also one of the few brave enough to get into fights with bears. Tigers and dogs are amongst the few that will look at a bear and go 'yeah, I can take that' (hence why Cygnus and Sirius are the only ones mad enough to get into fights with Walburga). Also, he's a tiger mostly because I want Bella to take after her dad, the only big cats in their immediate family.
Alphard is a lone wolf, to keep up with many of the Blacks having canine counterparts. He's majestic, he's fierce, too, he loves a pack, but at some point he got into too many fights with the leaders of his pack and took off on his own, though at night sometimes he cries to the moon, missing them.
Arcturus is a hawk. Similar to his son, but a tad less fierce. Just a tad.
Sirius the old was a sphinx. He's a special badass, and the world sees him as this almost mythological creature. He has the body of a land apex predator, like many of his descendants (lion, like Bella), but he also has the wings of an eagle (like Orion). He's enigmatic, merciless, and has a gaze that will see straight into your soul. He knows everything that goes on, everywhere. A sphinx represents royalty and sacred status, which is how he views his family (and himself).
This was so much fun. I really like how they turned out, and I love that in this family of vertebrates, Narcissa is the only invertebrate (since she's always the outliner with her blonde hair). She's no less lethal, no less impressive, but she's a tad different from the rest.
I hope you liked it! ❤️
#sirius black#andromeda black#regulus black#narcissa malfoy#bellatrix black#walburga black#back family
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You, Exalted player. Having trouble naming your new character or NPC? As far back as first edition, you could have fired up Voidstate's Exalted Name Generator* and gotten a couple dozen names, easy, and only a small percentage of them would be "Moon Moon" or "of of of of of". But some time in the past year or so, that site went down and now we're back to naming things by hand.
However.
Courtesy of the Wayback Machine and some minor skullduggery, I've pulled the list of words used to populate that generator. You'll find them, unedited except for formatting**, below the cut. Scroll around and you're sure to find some nouns, adjectives, and verbs that'll make your character or charm name feel sufficiently Exalted-y.
*I am in no way associated with the original creator. I did not make this list; I only seek to preserve it.
**Original spelling has been preserved, because it is possible that (in some cases) archaic spellings were included intentionally. If something looks weird, look it up, use your judgement, blame it on Old Realm.
Colour
Alabaster Amber Amythest Ashen Azure Black Bright Brilliant Cerulean Citrine Crimson Ebon Flaxen Golden Grey Pale Quicksilver Radiant Saffron Scarlet Shadowy Silver Vermillion Violet White
Condition
Adamant Blazing Blind Celestial Distant Drunken Elder Empty Eyeless Final First and Forsaken Flaming Forsaken Hidden Hungry Invisible Last Masked Ravenous Secret Silent Veiled Weeping Whispering
Emotion-negative
Bitter Blighted Deadly Death Dirgeful Ferocious Funereal Grieving Grievious Hateful Poison Rancourous Sad Savage Sorrowful Sour Unrepentant Vengeful Venomous Wrathful
Emotion-positive
Auspicious Benificent Blessed Bounteous Exaltant Excellent Flawless Harmonious Heavenly Incomparable Joyous Jubilant Perfect Sagacious Silken Virtuous
Heroic
Battleworn Glorious Great Invincible Mighty Stalwart Triumphal Triumphant Unconquered Undefeated Victorious
Movement
Ascending Descending Flickering Flowing Fluttering Leaping Running Soaring Still Towering Unfettered Wandering
Number
Eighth Eleventh Fifth First Fourth Last Ninth Number One Number Ten One Hundredth Second Seventh Sixth Ten Thousandth Tenth Third Twentieth One Thousandth
NOUNS
Animal
Bat Bear Bull Carp Coyote Crane Cricket Crow Dog Dolphin Dragon Eagle Ghost Grasshopper Hyena Jackal Leopard Lion Locust Mammoth Mantis Monkey Owl Ox Panther Phoenix Raiton Rat Raven Scarab Serpent Shark Snake Spider Tiger Viper Vulture Wolf Yeddim
Body Part
Blood Claw Eyes Face Finger Fist Hand Heart Mind Nail Silhoutte Soul Stance Tooth Wing
Building
Bier Catacomb Citadel Demesne Forge Fortress Gate Keep Kingdom Labyrinth Manse Monastary Monolith Obelisk Pillar Prison Rampart Redoubt Refuge Ruin Spire Temple Tomb Tower Vault
Celestial Body
Cloud Heaven Heavens Horizon Moon Rainbow Sky Star Starfall Sun Sunrise Void Wyld
Charm General
Attack Attitude Discipline Evasion Exercise Form Glance Intuition Invigoration Meditation Method Prana Spirit Stance Style Technique Temper Understanding
Charm Combat
Attack Block Blow Counterattack Evasion Fist Form Hammer Kick Prana Stance Strike Technique Throw
Location
City Depths East Forests Heavens Land Mountains North Oceans Seas Sky South Underworld Wasteland Waves West Woods
Metal or Stone
Bronze Copper Granite Iron Metal Obsidian Onyx Ore Steel Stone
Natural Object
Blossom Boulder Cliff Dawn Day Dusk Forest Frost Garden Hill Ice Iceflow Lightning Lotus Midnight Mist Monsoon Mountain Night Oak Ocean Orchid Paradise Rainbow Reed River Rose Skies Sky Storm Thunder Thunderhead Tsunami Twilight Waterfall Willow Wind
Negative
Abyss Anger Ash Ashes Bitterness Death Dirge Dust Havoc Loss Misery Oblivion Pain Plague Sadness Vengeance Venom Wrath
Person
Assassin Bodhissatva Bureaucrat Empress Guardian Hero Hunter Killer King Lord Lover Maiden Master Prince Princess Queen Sage Scholar Tyrant Warrior
Precious Material
Crystal Diamond Emerald Gemstone Glass Ivory Jade Moonsilver Oricalchum Platinum Ruby Sapphire Silk Soulsteel Starmetal
Relation
Ally Child Daimyo Daughter Father Lord Master Mother Ovalisque Serf Servant Slave Son
Weapon
Axe Blade Bow Fist Gauntlet Hammer Knife Lance Shield Spear Staff Sword
VERBS
Destroying
Breaking Consuming Crushing Destroying Devouring Piercing Scorning Smashing Smiting Stealing Sundering Tearing Thrashing
Loving
Esteeming Glorifying Kissing Loving Praising Treasuring Worshipping
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Weapons of the Monkie Crew
Khakkhara
The basic design of a khakkhara is of a central staff, normally in wood, topped by a finial in metal, with a looped design, from which smaller metal rings hang on each side (similar to the stringing of traditional Chinese cash). Various numbers of loops and rings are employed, with each number being assigned symbolic significance on the basis of a variety of Buddhist numerical formulas. Historical examples from the Famen Temple include staffs with one, two, or four loops and four, six, or twelve rings on each loop.
Several versions of the staff's origin are given in the Sarvastivadavinaya, but in all of them the staff is recommended to monks by the Buddha in order to ward off animals- either for protection from dangerous predatory animals like tigers and lions, or for scaring off small creatures like spiders and snakes that might be trod upon by wandering monks. The ringing of the staff can also alert donors within earshot of the monk's presence, as monks traditionally remain silent while collecting alms.
The number of loops and rings featured on the staff was also assigned symbolic significance, according to a variety of Buddhist numerical formulas- four loops symbolizing the Four Noble Truths, six rings representing the Six Perfections, or twelve rings representing the twelvefold chain of cause and effect
Tripitakas / Tangs staff has four rings and with the added LMK universe flare magic.
Yue Ya Chan (Crescent Moon Spade)
Also known as the monk spade, the yue ya chan (月牙铲) is a typical weapon associated with the Shaolin warriors. It features a crescent-moon-shaped blade mounted on a wooden shaft and a flat wedge-shaped blade on one end.
In ancient China, the Shaolin monks carried spades when traveling to bury corpses they might find on their journey as part of their religious obligation. Eventually, it turned into a self-defense weapon with the addition of the crescent blade, which allowed hooking and sweeping techniques.
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Chinese Bronze Swords
Of course, Meis is made of Jade but the Bronze sword I think bests fits her TYPE of sword. Chinese Bronze swords first appeared during the notable Xia and Shang Dynasties in China. They were an advancement from the prior Chinese Dagger, boasting a considerably bigger blade. These weapons stood out because of their wide and robust blades. Initially, people used these swords in ceremonies and rituals. As time passed, these swords played a pivotal role on the battlefield, which significantly altered the course of China's history. Along wth this I put a video of some people showing of Chinese Swords including the one I mentioned.
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Nine-Toothed rake/ Baoqin Gold Palladium
This weapon is hard to find much of in the real-world use besides as a gardening tool but in the JTTW the Nine-toothed rake is a polearm with nine teeth. Pigsy’s weapon more closely resembles agricultural tools that were traditionally used by farmers since the Yuan Dynasty. It is said to have been handcrafted by Laozi from divine ice steel and etched with arcane symbols. I may not have been able to find much in words but I did find two videos of some guys showing off how it can be used in a fight.
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Staff
Both MK and Macaque currently use a staff. The Chinese staff is considered the grandfather of all weapons. The long staff is the most common, usually about 7ft long, and constructed from hardwoods like oak or white wax. It originated from the long spears used by classical warriors. The Shaolin monks removed the spearheads and trained with only the shafts suited for their peaceful monastic environment.
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NOW heres the BIG Question with just about everyone in the Monkie Kid Crew welding a weapon what about...... WUKONG!!
Look his hand-to-hand is awesome and has crazy powers but seriously after his staff has been passed down and this new chaos coming it might be time for Wukong to wield another weapon.
While looking up the other's weapons I found others on theme with other old Chinese weapons.
San Jie Gun (Three-Sectional Staff)
The san jie gun (三節棍) consisted of three short staves connected by chains. It functioned as a self-defense weapon, suited for either short-range or long-range combat. Unlike a long staff, it can be easily concealed and carried. It also allows various methods of attack and defense. Versatile and hard to learn, it is among the weapons of choice for many advanced martial artists.
To stay in the staff family like the other monkeys but still change things up.
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Chui (Hammer)
A type of mace, the chui (锤) was a round hammer, usually used in pairs. It had a heavy head on the end of the handle for delivering powerful strikes. This ancient Chinese weapon was most popular in the Shang and Zhou dynasties.
The chui was known as the copper hammer because it was often made from copper, though other materials were later used. Since they are typically heavy and require great strength to wield, these weapons are not popular among kung fu practitioners.
I picked this for its blunt and powerful hit. Similar to the Monkey King's own fists.
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Tie Jian (Iron Rod)
The term jian (鐧), written in a different character from the sword (劍), is also used to describe a heavy bar mace with a smooth rod. They were typically made from iron and called tie jian (鐵鐧) or “iron rod,” but there were also tong jian (bronze rod). The name iron rod is a reference to its plain metal rod.
In the West, the tie jian is regarded as a type of Chinese sword breaker—a heavy weapon capable of breaking swords and other weapons. During the Ming dynasty, the military used large two-handed versions of tie jian. By the Qing dynasty, single-handed versions were more common.
This weapon has the blunt power similar to a staff and having the reputation of a sword destroyer it seemed to fit the powerful hit from the Monkey King.
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Hu Die Dao (Butterfly Saber)
Widely referred to as butterfly swords, the hu die dao (蝴蝶刀) is a type of double saber. These weapons developed due to merging typical Chinese fighting knife blades with Western-inspired hilts. They featured distinctive D-shaped guards, though their blades came in various forms.
The narrow types were efficient for heavy cuts and were likely to be used by the Chinese military units and the local militia. On the other hand, the broader types were efficient for disabling opponents without killing them and remain popular today among martial artists.
I picked these ones because they would be the only dule weapon. Giving some variety.
Each one of these I found could fit Wukong in one way or another. But if you have any other ideas for the Monkey King leave them in the comments
:) Thank you for reading.
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The Catboys' place
What place do they stay the most in your life? Catboys Headcanons for Catboys in the House!
Fluff and romance but also smutty themes👀
Venti
By your side. Venti has been a sweetheart boyfriend from the very start. He's the one you started this adventure with, and ever since he became your boyfriend he's always been by your side. At the other side of the bed, always within reach of your hand, ready to comfort you if needed. Always splitting all responsibilities in half. You took care of the house and started this little family together, sharing everything life had to offer. Always together in the good and bad times, always offering you a shoulder to cry or laugh on, it feels as if you were an old married couple sometimes. You love and value the feeling of stability he brings to your life, and you hold him very dearly beside your heart, the same place he always is for you 💕
Xiao
Tied to your wrist. From the very start, before he could turn into his humanoid form, Xiao was your personal guardog guardcat. You saved his life and he is committed to risk his for yours even if it's not necessary. Ever since he got healthy due to your cares, he trained non stop to be fit and strong to be able to protect you! No pests will go unnoticed under the mighty general cat's guard! Roaches, spiders, rats, consider them anihilated! Bu he has alto trained his human body...
He's so strong! A true compact tiger! His muscles are rock hard and his sole purpose is to protect you, so Archons forbid robbers even think about entering the house! Those strong arms are capable of the utmost tenderness when used to lift you up and carry you, but if someone dared harm you, they would crush your enemies to pieces! They are also so nice to look at when fucking him missionary style.
Fortunately no one has threathened the safety of your house, so he hasn't needed to use his strenght yet. But he's still by your side 24/7 making sure that you're safe and sound and that all your needs are met. You frequently tell him to chill, to focus on himself, to not call you Master and that you're ok. You worry about him too and you want him to prioritize himself instead of you, but of course you value his love, his loyalty and the loving way he cares about you.
Albedo
On your back. Albedo is always on thr background and always has your back through anything. He is the calm, collected and responsible adult you always wanted to be. Not only he is smart and logical but he is efficient and knows expertly what to prioritise in order to live a pleasant domestic life. You and Venti did a pretty decent job, but ever since Albedo joined thr household, it truly began to thrive. He is the master administrator of finances and he takes care most of the house chores with diligency and useful methods. Of course you all help him except for Kuni but he is simply so fast proactive that he gets things done before you even think of assessing the task. You feel guilty somethimes, you tell him it's like he's working as a housekeeper without a salary, but he insists it's his way of paying you back for your kindness to shelter him in your house while the police is stilll hunting him down. Since he can't contribute with money like Venti or you because he list his job as a scientist and no one is paying him for his current research, he opts to help relieve the weight of many domestic labors from you.
Albedo truly has your back all the time. You deeply value and respect each other. You support his work and he supports yours. On top of that, he tends to be the voice of reason in the house. When everyone else fails to act mature he takes the upper hand and helps you solve your problems by correctly adulting.
Also he knows things about biology and medicine so he takes care of your health. Especially the health of Xiao, your littlest kitty, and the one who can't fully turn into human so you can't take him to any formal doctor.
Kazuha
On your rooftop. Kazuha is a free spirit and he loves to wander the city as a cat. He lives for trqveling and having adventures so he is out most of the time. But he always comes back hime with new stories to tell. When he is around, you can always find him on top of the house, loyal vigilant watching over your little family's home. Even if you don't know for sure if he's back or not, you sleep soundly every night feeling his everlasting presence on top of your room.
Very often he enters through the lil cat door and lands on your bed in the early morning, right after he arrives from one of his adventures. He'll make sure not to disturb your sleep, and will recieve you with caresses and smiles when you finally wake up. He'll be delighted to tell you his stories if you ask him for them.
You love the feeling of stability and familiarity he gives you. He is like a comet that always comes back home, illuminating the night sky with his gentle glow. He's your best friend for sure, even if sometimes more intimate stuff ends up happening between you two...
Scara/Kuni/Wanderer
On top of you. Whether it's with his face buried between your breasts or lost inside your folds, he is always on top of you, letting all of his weight on your comfy body like you're his personal bed or something.
For such a tsundere type, he is really clingy. He is pretty touch-starved and loves physical affection. All he can't express with words because of his annoying pride he will make up with touches. Being stuck to you while you're doing things, clinging from your arm or with his face on your shoulder with the excuse of annoying you, not letting go when you walk, bites, caresses, hugs, fervent kisses and of course, sex...That's the ultimate expression of his bottled up feelings. He wishes he could be inside of you forever. Those warm folds between your legs have become the home he never had, and he makes sure to enjoy every single second you welcome him inside of them.
He is also a sucker for your plush boobies. He'll be all over them all day long if you let him, kneading, kissing, sucking, just resting his face on them, doesn't matter he needs to be stuck to you.
Wherever you are and whatever you're doing, he'll make sure to remind you that you decided to pick him up so now you have to put up with him. Not that it's a problem, though, since you love having him on you at all times.
A/N: So that's it for todays post :3 This is my first post of 2023! I will try to post once a week! Couldnt finish any old wips so I just started a new one and finally got it done😎 I'll still be trying to finish wips that I promised to bring like that Venti x Xiao x reader 3some and chap 3 of Catboys in the house and that smutty fic where Fatui Scara convinces reader to fuck in an alley 👀
See you then!
Any headcanons you have for genshin catboys? 👀
Catboys in the House Masterlist
#scaramouche x you#scara x reader#xiao x reader#xiao x you#venti x you#venti x reader#kazuha x reader#kazuha x you#albedo x you#albedo x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin impact fanfic#genshin smut#genshin impact#genshin x reader#fanfic#genshin x you#genshin fanfic#scaramouche imagines#scaramouche smut#xiao smut
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★ the boxers playing minecraft ★
me when i mine the craft or something
★ glass joe ★
lost, doesn't know anything and is struggling
got killed by bees 10 minutes into the game because he accidentally whacked a bee
collecting flowers and just giving them to everyone when hes bored
horrible at combat, would die even if you gave him literally everything
just kinda robs villagers for fun
keeps getting killed by aran to the point where its not funny anymore
★ von kaiser ★
was doing great until it became night, was running like his life depended on it
somehow got to the nether early, broke his portal and got stuck until he threw himself into lava
keeps forgetting to sleep and is constantly being chased by phantoms
has 50 stacks of bread somehow, willing to share
screamed when he first found a squid while swimming, thought it was aggresive
keeps wandering into places he knows damn well he'll get wrecked at
★ disco kid ★
doing very well, just forgot his base's door open once and had the worst experience of his life but everything else is fine
had to carry joe & kaiser through the game but gave up when Kaiser got sent to the nether somehow
likes doing water bucket trips, convinced joe he could do it with a milk bucket and laughed at him for a while
keeps throwing hands with don for no reason
became a beast once he found note blocks and discs
★ king hippo ★
absolute menace, likes building traps around his base to keep others out, got a business building traps for others in exchange for resources
just got lots of resources, built a cute house, got a dog and just farmed for fun, sometimes has other boxers come into his nice little house
stealing joe's flowers for his aesthetic house
chased bear hugger across the map for fun
★ piston hondo ★
actually finishing the game, practically speedrunning it
was the first one to get a full set of diamond, really happy about it
stealing everything from the villagers, down to the houses and everything
struggling with redstone
tried to build a exp farm but accidentally crashed his computer
Has a army of bees he uses terrorize everyone
★ bear hugger ★
goofing around and just chatting with everyone for funsies
got killed by a pufferfish while trying to kill it
secretly adds onto Disco's stone pile by adding 1 (one) stone every time he adds another one
has 30 crafting tables and is hayr hiding them in everyone elses bases
throws eggs at Hippo everytime he tries to chase him again
fistfighting fish in the sea like they killed his family or something
★ great tiger ★
just breaks into everyone elses bases sometimes to say hello or show them some stuff he got
somehow surviving without a base
had his diamonds stolen by hondo for speedrunning purposes
got a cat and takes care of it like its his child, anyone who attempts to hurt it gets griefed to death
scared of the sounds coming from the mines
tried to sleep in the nether, 10 dead 20 injured
extremely invested in the "bear hugger fighting fish" saga
★ don flamenco ★
trying to build the cutest house ever, keeps getting it griefed by Hippo, there can only be one pretty house in this server
went to the end early somehow and got his ass kicked by the dragon
tried to eat rotten flesh and died. twice
tried to join Tiger in the mines but he kept screaming from the sounds so Tiger chased him away
set Hippos house on fire at one point
★ aran ryan ★
absolutely devious, keeps setting everyone on fire, trapped Kaiser in the nether
demolished Disco kids base, by demolished i mean took EVERYTHING down, including the walls and everything and only left his bed there
keeps hiding spider spawners under dons house for fun
Hondo and Hippo teamed up to kill him but failed thanks to the questionable amount of tnt he has
may or may not have creative mod on
★ soda popinski ★
doing his best but keeps getting unlucky, every zombie targets him, hondo keeps taking his food and has the worst rng ever
keeps fighting macho, has a very bad arena like area near his base where just fights people inside it,bare hands only
had a pet fox that jumped DIRECTLY into lava the second he got it, had a funeral for it & everything
Got struck by lightning 2 times in a row somehow
★ bald bull ★
Just attacking everyone & everything with everything hes got
likes robbing aran specifically for his stash of weapons & tnt
got trapped by aran in bedrock jail when he went afk, aran was generous enough to give him some food & a bed, got his jail titled "bald dude enclosure"
got chased by dogs after he hit one accidentally
fighting soda & macho for fun
★ super macho man ★
hanging out with soda and bugging him
laughed at a house he built for 10 minutes because it looked ugly, its a landmark for everyone now along with "bald dude enclosure"
tried to kill a iron golem after he found it coming for him while he tried to kill a villager
turned on creative mode and just built himself the iconic diamond house and just toured the place
★ mr sandman ★
actually beat the ender dragon & focused on the game but that didnt stop him from robbing others occassionally for fun
keeps having sand blocks given to him with the message "This you?"
audibly screamed "NOOO" When he saw bear hugger lose the fight against the pufferfish
Has a underground base that Tiger somehow found instantly
thinks the enchanting table looks pretty
kept throwing stuff at bull while he was in bald dude enclosure
#punch out#headcanon#punch out headcanons#punch out wii#aran ryan#glass joe#bald bull#don flamenco#piston hondo#great tiger#me when the mine crafts#i so need to get proper sleep
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Updated Master-List
The Tales of a Little Tiger Series: WandaNat x Reader/Little Reader
Chapter 1: Where It All Began
Chapter 2: A Little Bump on the Head
Chapter 3: Two Mama's Are Better Than One
Chapter 4: Who Would Attack a Little Tiger and a Spider?
Chapter 5: Fractured Reality
Chapter 6: Who's Y/n's Favorite Aunt?
Chapter 7: Wandering Tiger
Chapter 8: 'Twas the Night
Chapter 9: Christmas Bundle
Chapter 10: Christmas Wrapped Up
Chapter 11: Grandma & Grandpa
Chapter 12: A Babbling Tiger
Chapter 13: This Little Light of Mine
Chapter 14: To Learn Means We Must Also Fall
Chapter 15: It's a Wild One
Chapter 16: Fevered Magic
Chapter 17: A Whole New World
Chapter 18: Home Seems So Far Away
Chapter 19: Finding Home Again
Chapter 20: A Growing Family
Chapter 21: A Little Tiger's Cousin
Chapter 22: Terrible Two's
Chapter 23: A Little Star in a Daycare
WandaNat x Reader Works in Progress:
Ghosted:
Chapter 1
One Bite at a Time (TW: Eating Disorder):
Chapter 1
A Soul for a Soul (TW: Character Death):
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
WandaNat x Reader Completed Short Stories:
By Your Side
Home is With You
Tilted
Authors Note: Thank you for reading my stories and for being super supportive on here and on Archive of our own. I will do my best to update this Master-List.
#wandanat x little reader#wandanat x y/n#age regression fic#marvel imagines#marvel avenergers#black widow#natasha romanoff
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Kwamis
An Updated List of all my Kwamis including the Canon Kwamis some of which I've altered to fit my Headcanons since I've realized my old list was very outdated xD. (Just something to keep in my mind I'm horribly indecisive and all of these are subject to change)
Mother Box-
Tikki the Ladybug of Creation (Alpha)
Plagg the Black Cat of Destruction (Alpha)
Trixx the Fox of Deception
Pollen the Bee of Subjection
Wayzz the Turtle of Protection
Duusu the Peacock of Manifestation
Nooroo the Butterfly of Transmission
Mullo the Mouse of Multiplication
Stompp the Ox of Determination
Roaar the Tiger of Confrontation
Fluff the Rabbit of Evolution (Timekeeper)
Longg the Dragon of Acclimatization (Elemental)
Sass the Snake of Repetition (Timekeeper)
Kaalki the Horse of Migration (Spacekeeper)
Ziggy the Goat of Imagination
Xuppu the Monkey of Derision
Orikko the Rooster of Illumination
Barkk the Dog of Loyalty
Daizzi the Pig of Love
Great Plains Box-
Kiikaa the Thunderbird of Electricity* (Elemental)
Maii the Coyote of Wisdom
Katta the Cougar of Passion
Liiri the Eagle of Freedom
Rummpa the Buffalo of Prosperity
Lokko the Wolf of Detection
Sorren the Falcon of Victory
Amikaa the Beaver of Innovation*
Livv the Deer of Vegetation
Pekk the Woodpecker of Dimension (Spacekeeper)
Slipp the Salmon of Apathy
Grizz the Bear of Soul
Ommen the Raven of Probability*
Hoppi the Rattlesnake of Beauty*
Tyyto the Owl of Truth
Honnk the Goose of Cooperation
Zibbi the Otter of Jubilation
Banditt the Raccoon of Avarice
Wandering Box-
Tangg the Mantis of Order (Alpha)
Kastorr & Poluxx the Hydra of Chaos (Alpha) **
Kirrin the Qilin of Light* (Elemental)
Rassi the Spider of Destiny* (Timekeeper) **
Slikki the Snail of Stagnation* (Timekeeper)
Deed the Stick Bug of Distribution (Spacekeeper)
Etterni the Salamander of Resurrection
Mikka the Ant of Conflict
Renn the Crane of Peace
Fianna the Koi Fish of Perfection
Finn the Shark of Fear
Døddie the Moth of Scarcity
Deuill the Dove of Mercy
Jellos the Jellyfish of Corruption
Hunduu the Cicada of Ruination
Taachi the Weasel of Secrets
Murrae the Eel of Elongation
Zodiac Box-
Flikker the Firefly of Hope
Emburr the Phoenix of Combustion* (Elemental)
Atticus the Sparrow of Oblivion (Spacekeeper)
Gemm the Chameleon of Transformation
Gloss the Ibex of Friction* (Aries)
Urazz the Aurochs of Preservation (Timekeeper) (Taurus)
Oskrr the Squirrel of Duality (Gemini)
Cerra the Crab of Emotion (Cancer)
Rroy the Lion of Action (Leo)
Duchess the Swan of Dreams (Virgo)
Vivvy the Vulture of Justice (Libra)
Scorro the Scorpion of Vengeance (Scorpio)
Spikke the Porcupine of Precision (Sagittarius)
Akwaa the Seahorse of Perception (Capricorn)
Nøkk the Kelpie of Hydration* (Aquarius)
Nerrea the Whale of Compassion (Pisces)
Savannah Box-
Gaale the Griffin of Air* (Elemental)
Zipp the Dragonfly of Progression (Timekeeper)
Taamus the Hippo of Gravitation
Snapp the Crocodile of Adaptation
Parra the Giraffe of Confusion*
Equus the Donkey of Mathematics
Duune the Camel of Transaction
Mnemmi the Elephant of Memories
Kuuji the Gorilla of Connection
Irris the Hawk of Vision
Gorrge the Hyena of Consumption
Kallik the Jackal of Guidance
Azuure the Scarab of Thought
Keraas the Rhino of Substance
Zella the Antelope of Elusion
Gnuu the Wildebeest of Courage
Purr the Cheetah of Agility*
Grevyii the Zebra of Clarity
Chatter the Lemur of Negotiation
Jungle Box-
Tonna the Quetzalcoatl of Earth* (Elemental)
Legmm the Sloth of Isolation (Spacekeeper)
Saffi the Frog of Purity
Belaa the Jaguar of Imperception*
Ecco the Parrot of Communication*
Vammp the Bat of Absorption
Rivver the Piranha of Contempt
Bubiic the Mosquito of Plague
Ravanna the Skunk of Despair
Clikk the Dolphin of Sound*
Flairr the Toucan of Pretension
Ocellus the Stingray of Immersion
Charmm the Angelfish of Gentleness
Polaritti the Gecko of Magnetization
Tropical Box-
Allcy the Kingfisher of Sacrifice
Prrysm the Platypus of Distortion* (Spacekeeper)
Dontii the Pufferfish of Expansion (Spacekeeper)
Kicc the Kangaroo of Endurance*
Aumm the Koala of Relaxation
Lekyys the Pelican of Zonation
Alliss the Frilled Lizard of Extortion
Dideea the Shrimp of Patience
Xiphiaa the Swordfish of Honor
Prikk the Echidna of Boundary
Conkky the Wombat of Temperance
Tazz the Purinina of Temptation
Arctic Box-
Shaade the Grim of Darkness* (Elemental)
Tawnii the Lynx of Intuition* (Timekeeper)
Maarus the Walrus of Realization
Demiis the Penguin of Glaciation
Fawnna the Elk of Wilderness*
Attlantis the Octopus of Choice*
Frijj the Snow Leopard of Silence
Curri the Narwhal of Wonder*
Pinna the Seal of Altruism
Sotaa the Wolverine of Aggression*
Hidden Box-
Vitaa the Panda of Life* (Alpha)
Shii the Crow of Death* (Alpha)
Uunice the Unicorn of Magic* (Elemental)
Italic- Canon Kwamis
*- Any kwami marked with an asterisk either belongs to my close friend @graaythekwami or draws from elements of one of their kwamis that I'm incorporating into my own headcanons
**- Any kwami marked with two consecutive asterisks draws inspiration from @this-wildchild-writes and their original kwamis
#miraculous ladybug#ml kwamis#miraculous headcanons#miraculous ladybug headcanons#kwamis#oc kwamis#kwami oc#chinese miracle box#mother box#native american miracle box#zodiac miracle box#miracle box#miracle boxes
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New pinned hell yeah
Hey I'm Blimbo/Blimmy/Bilbo/whatever other funny versions of the name you make up. 15+ highly recommended for viewing/following. Pedos/abuse romanticizers (proship or anti-anti or whatever else is included) fuck off.
Born October 23rd 2005 and I use any pronouns
Yes I'm an adult but don't say nasty shit to me out of nowhere on here
A post compiling the various problems of the Warriors series from anti-indigenous writing to ableism
A lot of Warrior Cats stuff on this blog, but, this is just a general blog for whatever I feel like.
#1 Smudge Fan
I’m highly critical of my favorite media (Especially Warriors) so expect a lot of posts/reblogs about it
You can use any of my art for your pfp with credit, as long as it isn't my own characters.
If you need me to tag anything just send me an ask I don't mind
Don't be afraid to @ me in any post unless it is NSFW
I tag homophobic and transphobic slurs, yes even in those funny joke posts. This is to help any of my followers who may not want to see them
ID's for my artwork are IN THE ALT TEXT
Mutuals/Friends can dm me for my discord. I'm not super active on there right now but I wouldn't mind chatting at all
I'm also on ArtFight
Tags:
#blimbo rambles - Talking tag, this also includes Asks
#blimmy art - Art tag, everything from actual pieces to mspaint shitposts
#blimbo designing cats - Warriors design tag, all are F2U with credit (Please for the love of god don’t say/make anything weird or gross about/with my designs)
#bug world no mercy - Bug centered xenofiction story of multiple bug kingdoms #wandering whispers - A non-wc related story about murder mysteries, corruption, and the likes. Still a wip #untitled animal war story - Another story that follows the animals of an area that has been ravaged by war and a nuclear bomb and their attempts to rebuild everything from the ground up. Still a wip #blimbo's twolegplace culture - A collection of posts that go over my attempts at fleshing out the world and culture of the Twolegplaces alongside the history of the ones we see INDEFINITE HIATUS
#bugs - This is just my general bug tag. I do my best to content tag bugs like spiders
#xenofiction - Anything that contains anything non-human doing something human-like OR stories about non-human characters. I have a very scattered definition of xenofiction so anything can go really
Au tags below the cut
#kittypet/clan cat swap au - A minor au where the Kittypets/Loners/Rogues are swapped with the Clan Cats. The clans are now referred to as "Districts" and the other cats live in one big clan together.
#badger!dovewing au - DoveWing but she's a badger. Goes in detail with how the clans deal with it, she faces a lot of prejudice.
#false fire au - Hattie is kidnapped by Thunderclan as a replacement after FirePaw turns up dead. She is followed around by his ghost and uncovers the secrets of the entire ordeal.
#sasha and darkstripe au - DarkStripe survives the Bloodclan battle and is tasked by TigerStar to watch over his(Tiger's) children. But, he begins to grow a bond between Sasha, Tadpole, Moth, and Hawk. Note: This au delves into themes of abuse, generational trauma/abuse, trauma bonding, and trauma healing process.
#the forest blood au - Princess, Hattie, and Smudge all are apart of Bloodclan. It follows them after Bloodclan is defeated, LongTail, SandStorm, and OneWhisker are also apart of the au. Bloodclan is shown in a more positive light in this au.
#ivy-rock au - IvyPool becomes Rock's successor after she screams at Starclan that she wants them to see her as something, as something special.
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You Can’t Always Save Everybody.
(Miguel O’hara x Spidersona!Scarlette Web)
Holiday Special
Last chapter ~ Next chapter
A/N: A break from the regularly scheduled updates for some holiday angst. Takes place in the same universe but before our story takes place. Image By @joycemelanee1 on twitter
Words: 435
It was the first Christmas after Miguel had died. Valentine had been invited to stay With Peter B. and MJ, they had just recently gotten married (for the second time) but despite their newly rekindled love they were more than willing to take in a stray with nowhere to go for the holidays. After dinner, on Christmas eve, Val wandered over to the window that looked out on the city, it had just started to snow, and she couldn’t help but think about last Christmas.
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Valentine Looks around the room trying to spot Her husband, they had been invited to this Christmas party By the member of a band that was under the same management company as Miguel’s Band “Scarlet’s Web” the place was packed and the music was loud but that was relatively normal for her, Just as she was about to give up and call Miguel to figure out where he was when her spidey senses started to go off and she turned around to see Miguel sneaking up on her with a grin on his face. She gave him a smirk.
“Nice Try Tiger.” She laughs as he looks at her and snaps is fingers.
“Darn, Chiquita. Your pequeña araña abilities always get in the way of my fun” He says with a laugh. He pulled her in close holding on to her waist. “Well not all of my fun.” He says flirtatiously.
“Whatever do you mean? I don’t think I’m getting in the way of any fun.” She says sarcastically. He laughs.
“No, No of course not. Mi Esposa es el alma de la fiesta.” He says flirtatiously as he grabs her hips sways against her, causing them both to laugh.
“Mi escandaloso marido, causando conmoción.”
“Hey, who you calling escandaloso? Eh?” He chuckles while leading in to nibble on her ear. “Chiquita, Que linda mi niña” He whispers as he continues to move with her in time to the music, their own private dance in the corner of the party.
“Merry Christmas Tiger.”
“Feliz navidad querida”
“You okay Valentine?” Peter B. asks, She had been standing at the window watching the snow fall for a while.
“Hm? Oh yeah…Just a little a haunted by the ghost of Christmas past.”
“I get that. If you need anything…I’d like to say I’m the ghost of Christmas Present. But really that’s just because my presence is a gift.” He winks at her and she laughs.
“Thanks. I’ll be there soon. I promise.” She says before looking out on the snowy scene of Earth-616B.
Won't you bring back my baby to me?
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Translation
pequeña araña: Little spider
Mi Esposa es el alma de la fiesta.: My Wife is the life of the party
Mi escandaloso marido, causando conmoción: My scandalous husband, causing a commotion.
Chiquita, Que linda mi niña: Little one, how pretty my girl
Masterlist
Tag: @femmeanonymelives
#miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#atsv#miguel spiderverse#astv miguel#miguel spiderman#angst#Spotify#miguel x spidersona#Scarlette Web#Valentine Foxx#spiderverse fanfic
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Fallen London isn't just a game, nor is it an obsession. It's a lifestyle.
Look me in the eyes and tell me that you haven't at least once whispered under your breath "CLEFT IN THEE HIDE IN ME" when you sense the walls are wrong, or thought about the devils in hell while passing by an embassy, or checking into a hotel and remembering the merry gentleman and the royal bethlehem.
You're lying to yourself if you haven't once thought about the labyrinths and human zoos while meeting the gaze of a tiger, referring to money as capital, or the spiders and bats and extraordinary number of weasels purchased.
Haven't you ever avoided mirrors at carnivals and looked to honey as the stuff of dreams, looking into reflections and parabolian jungles or even veilgarden? Doesn't palaces ever remind you of the shuttered palace, don't docks remind you of the zee and rooftops of the Topsy King?
Don't you ever flinch at the sight of orphanages (no hate to orphans okay) and red masks in remembrance of Poor Edward, or smile in relief at the Starveling Kitty! Starveling Kitty! Ruled the roofs of five stolen cities!?
Don't tell me you haven't looked at newspapers and chess pieces in different ways, rubber and clay and stone cast in different lights, the constables and the revolutionaries picking up a different sort of attention from you?
When people ask you about your favourite cities, does New York, LA and names alike these come out from your mouth, or does your mind wander to the first, second, third, fourth and fifth city in a different realm?
Has your ears never perked up, have your eyes never cast down, have you never leaned closer or draw further when you catch whispers of the bazaar, thoughts of the Masters lurking around?
When you look at wells, do you never get unexplainably hungry, your curiosity growing into an uncomfortable itch?
When you think of London, do you think of the London that stands over the world as a bustling, successful nation, or do you think of the London in the Neath, the London taken by bats, the London you've grown accustomed to, the London you can never escape from, the London that fell?
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Account Update 🌟
I haven't been on this platform in years and slowly started making posts and reblogs again. Most of the accounts I did follow back then are either gone, or no longer active. So I'm listing EVERY THING I'm into, so I can follow people back with similar tastes and interests. Consider it a get to know me things whole I make updates. Reblog, share and comment as much as you want, I'd really like to make good use of this site again. Especially since I'm a YouTube Spoofer and part time writer, and always getting inspiration. Which also means my channel is going through revamping, so you'll see some activity on and off as things are scheduled ahead of time.
Plus I'm working on creating my own animation studio with friends to bring my original ideas to life as movies and series in the future. I love to spread joy and fun to others to who aspire to animate as well! Warning: there's a a ton of things I love! 😅
Animation/Cartoons 🎨
Animation
Behind the Scenes and Animations tests
Animation Trivia
How to Draws
Fanart
Memes
Animation History
Tributes
Kid Cosmic
Ben 10 (Classic-Omniverse)
Teen Titans
Samurai Jack
OK K.O: Let's Be Heroes!
Bluey
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
Codename: Kids Next Door
Invincible
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Justice League/Unlimited
Young Justice
Batman Beyond
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
The Batman (2004)
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Motorcity
Hazbin Hotel
Spectacular Spider-Man
Gravity Falls
Wander Over Yonder
Sponge bob Square pants
Johnny Bravo
Johnny Test
Scooby-Doo/Mystery Incorporated
Code Lyoko
Lackadaisy
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Legend of Korra
Transformers: Prime
G.I Joe Renegades
Wolverine and the X-Men
Danny Phantom
American Dragon: Jake Long
Star vs The Forces of Evil
Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
Tales of Arcadia
Lego Monkie Kid
TMNT (2003)
Wild Kratts
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
Xiaolin Showdown
El Tigre
Miraculous Ladybug
Steven Universe
Monster High
Static Shock
Hellboy: Animated
Animaniacs
Tangled: The Series
Lilo & Stitch The Series
Darkwing Duck
DuckTales 2017
Wish Concept Version
Lego Monkie Kid
Buddy Thunderstruck
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
My Life as a Teenage Robot
Comic Books & Manga 🔥
Marvel & DC
Superman
Batman
Superpets
SuperSons
Hellboy
Invincible
My Hero Academia
Fullmetal Alchemist
Monthly Girls: Nozaki-kun
Deadpool
Jonah Hex
Middlewest
My Little Pony
MLP: Legends of Magic
Ouran High School Host Club
Jujutsu Kaisen
My Hero Academia: Vigilantes
Godzilla
Voltron Legendary Defender
Scott Pilgrim
Anime 🇯🇵
My Hero Academia
Sonic X
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Ya Boy Kongming!
OddTaxi
Toradora!
Monthly Girls: Nozaki-kun
Cowboy Bebop
Urusei Yatsura (2022)
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
Tiger & Bunny
Solo Leveling
Jujutsu Kaisen
White Cat Legend
Dr. Stone
High Card
Demon Slayerw
Trigun: Stampede
Delicious in Dungeon
Love is War!
InuYasha/Yashahime
Polar Bear's Cafe
Rascal the Raccoon
Movie Franchises 🎬
Kung Fu Panda
The Fast Saga
Star Wars
Sheep
Hellboy
DCAU
Scooby drop
Pixar
Lego Movie
TV Series 📺
Stranger Things
Heroes
Friends
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Supernatural
Video Games 🎮
Sonic the Hedgehog
BROK The Investigator
Blind
Crash Bandicoot
Sly Cooper
Spyro
Party Games
Mario & Sonic at the Olympics Series
That's mostly the just of me and what my channel is going to start having. If you have any questions about favorite foods, animals, book series, sports or anything about personal tastes, feel free to drop them I'm my asks box, and Ill get to them as soon as possible!
Hope you'll like what I have to offer! 🌟🌟🌟
#rascal entertainments#dreamworks animation#wish concept art#cartoons#animation#Video games#Superheroes#YouTube#Spoofing#Asks#Update#Media#Manga#anime#Movies
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Miracle Boxes - The Mage Generation
These are the first iteration of the Miracle Boxes, created by the Mage himself thousands of years ago. These consisted of twelve Miracle Boxes, each with ten kwamis, which the Mage entrusted to people during his travels around the world. Thanks to the use of the Panda Miraculous, the Mage lived much longer than most humans, making his travels across the world last several hundred years.
The Mage Box - Wandering Panda Crow Unicorn Rabbit Beaver Dove Horse Owl Parrot Scorpion
The Mage Box was the Miracle Box that the Mage personally looked after. He kept the Miraculouses of great power with him, along with ones that helped him in his travels around the world. The Mage would stay in different lands for decades at a time, and choose a close companion from these areas to become a Guardian of one of the boxes he carried. These Guardians were assigned to care for these kwamis, and to watch over a vast region.
The Successor Box - South Asia and West Asia Ladybug Black Cat Qilin Frog Bee Butterfly Fox Peacock Swan Turtle
This Miracle Box was the first the Mage trusted in the hands of another, which was his apprentice. He and apprentice left their home land (in what is now modern Tibet). They both headed south, with the apprentice heading west when they parted ways, while the Mage went east as he began his travels around the world.
The Island Box - Oceania and Southeast Asia Wolf Platypus Pterosaur Tuatara Binturong Blackbuck Coral Kangaroo Komodo Dragon Thylacine
This Miracle Box's Guardian was originally from what is now modern India, who was a traveling companion with the Mage as they went east together. When they parted ways the Mage went north, while she promised to take the Miracle Box south. This Guardian spent much of her time in Southeast Asia, and eventually headed down towards Australia and into the Pacific Islands.
The Coastal Box - East Asia and North Asia Dragon Cobra Dog Goat Monkey Mouse Ox Pig Rooster Tiger
The Mage entrusted this Box to a family who lived along the coast. The range this Guardian and Miracle Box looked after was along the coast of eastern Asia, but did stretch inland as well. The Mage spent a long time with this Guardian and their family, before deciding to pursue stories about a land that laid across the ocean.
The Northern Box - North America Thunderbird Bear Cougar Deer Goose Otter Rattlesnake Raven Salmon Woodpecker
The Mage didn't know what he'd find across the ocean, but he stumbled into a land much bigger than he imagined. His journeys started up in what is now Alaska, down through what would become Canada and the United State. Like many Miracle Boxes before the new Guardian had a vast region with many different cultures for them and their kwamis to look after.
The Central Box - Central America Firefly Raccoon Feathered Serpent Spider Axolotl Bison Coyote Eagle Falcon Shark
Of all of the Mage's travels, it was in Central America where he stayed the longest. This was because ended up adopting a daughter, who he went on many adventures with. The Mage entrusted the last Miracle Box with an Alpha Duo to her, who he stayed with to watch over, along with his grandchildren in time. He continued south shortly after his great-grandson became Guardian, knowing that he couldn't stay there forever.
The Southern Box - South America Grim Snail Crocodile Dolphin Isopod Jaguar Jellyfish Llama Locust Moth
The Mage struggled to bond with others as he headed into South America, pained with his extended life and the lost of love ones that comes from it. In time he befriended a lone traveler who lived a similar lifestyle than him, who he entrusted to become a Guardian. They parted ways when the Mage headed south across the ocean, where he encountered the frozen wasteland of Antarctica.
The Jungle Box - Southern Africa Dinosaur Penguin Elephant Gorilla Jackal Okapi Ray Rhinoceros Squirrel Zebra
The Mage did not remain within Antarctica for long, with the inhospitable environment and lack of human life. He headed north up into Madagascar, where he spent a considerable amount of time before he traveled to the mainland of Africa, which turned out to be much bigger than he had excepted when first traveling to the continent.
The Desert Box - Northern Africa Griffin Dragonfly Camel Chameleon Cheetah Giraffe Hippopotamus Hyena Ostrich Secretarybird
He did not select a guardian for this box for a long time, not until his arrival in ancient Egypt. This was the first place the Mage had truly settled in for many years, but he did eventually head east across the Sahara. The Mage's travels in Africa ended in what is now in Morocco, where he then headed up into the Iberian Peninsula.
The Peninsula Box - Europe Kelpie Aurochs Ant Crab Gecko Hedgehog Ibex Lion Mouflon Seahorse
Europe was yet another region that took the Mage a long time to select a Guardian for, and often retraced his paths in locations he had been in before during this search. In the end he trained up several potential Guardians, but only entrusted the box to one, leading to conflict for the box after he left.
The Arctic Box - Northern Europe and Northern Asia Phoenix Lynx Moose Narwhal Octopus Polar Bear Seal Sheep Stoat Wolverine
The Mage settled a lot more often as he journeyed northward, still very nomadic in where he would travel, but would often stay in settlements for long periods of time, especially during harsh winter months. The Mage loved the world and his travels, but he was tired, especially after living for so long. He entrusted this Miracle Box to a woman the kwamis loved to become their Guardian.
The Mountain Box - Central Asia and the Tibetan Plateau Yeti Red Panda Bat Elk Pangolin Quail Scarab Snow Leopard Tortoise Vulture
At the end of his centuries long journey, the Mage found himself rapidly approaching his homeland. When heading across the mountains he found a Guardian for the last Miracle Box with him. He did not spend long here as he did in other regions of the world, being so close to home. And after such a long journey the Mage for ready to rest.
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The Mage's apprentice was long dead by the time he returned to his homeland, but he was able to meet those who were protecting the Successor Box in his apprentice's place. Satisfied with the system he had in place and the kwamis that lived across the world, the Mage decided that he was ready to rest after living for so many years.
Still he knew the greed of humanity, and decided that the two Soul Gems along with the Miraculouses of the Panda, Crow, and Unicorn should be hidden away. They were to be hidden away in the Mage Box, so the other seven kwamis he had once looked after he decided to spread across the world, to unite with other Miracle Boxes out there.
After this he hid away the powerful Miraculouses and the Soul Gems, before officially retiring to his homeland under the care of the Guardians of the Successor Box. While he never told a soul where his Miracle Box was hidden, he did entrust the current Guardians with the knowledge of the location of one Soul Gem, before he passed away of old age.
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The True Generation of Miracle Boxes
The Order Generation of Miracle Boxes
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Helloooo 👋🏽 perhaps sdv and sde bachelors and farmer on a (deadly) jungle adventure? 🍃 🐍🦜
Hell yeah! Sorry for a long reply, was busy with other things.
It can be assumed that I had a lot of fun when I wrote the answer to this headcanon, because fuck me, this HC is huge 😅 I made different situations and maybe they moved away from the main question, apologize for that... I'm just get so hyped about request.
Anyway, thanks for your ask, dear anon!
✨SDV bachelors:✨
Elliott:
Actually, it was all Elliott's idea, as the long-haired writer wanted to collect material for his future novel. "And the best way to write about any adventures is to be on those adventures yourself! You will protect us, my love, I completely trust you!" The Farmer just sighed and left to gather supplies for the trip to Ginger Island.
Elliott is really lucky that his love also turned out to be his bodyguard and guide. While he enthusiastically looked at the wild limurs on the branches in the distance, the Farmer didn't take their eyes off him.
But as soon as they were distracted for a minute, Elliott, not noticing anyone around, wandered further into the depths of the jungle.
He carried on his monologue, still believing that the Farmer was nearby and listening to everything the writer told him. Until Elliott felt something touch his left shoulder.
"O ho ho, my love, that tickles! I certainly don't mind the attention, and if you want some rest, we caaaAAAAAAAAAA-!"
If there was any fauna nearby, then it instantly scattered away from Elliott's heart-rending scream when he saw a huge spider on his shoulder.
So he ran and screamed, until he collided head-on with... No, not with the Farmer, but with a pirate. The pirate, a little clumsily, shouted somewhere to the side: "Ahoy mate, we found yar lover"
Elliott's happiness knew no bounds when their Farmer emerged from the ferns. It turns out that Elliott wandered around Ginger Island for more than hour, and the Farmer decided to ask for help from fellow pirates to help with the search.
"Your friends are pirates? My love, why didn't you tell me sooner!"
Now they will both sit in a cozy cave until the evening, while the Farmer again beats the pirates in darts, while Elliott, already tipsy, listens to stories for a future book. You can even call it almost an autobiography!
(No spiders were harmed in this story)
Sebastian:
Sebby reread at home a magazine that he bought at the last amphibian exhibition, not forgetting to tell the Farmer cool facts about one or another type of frog.
The Farmer listened with interest to their partner until their eyes landed on a familiar sight of an amphibian.
"Oh, I saw these in the jungles of Ginger Island. They only come out when it rains, beautiful creatures, although very shy." "Wait, really?" "Yeah"
Sebastian just had a small collection of photos of frogs and newts, and asked his spouse if they could go there on a rainy day. The Farmer agreed, but warned Sebby to be around as it could be dangerous there.
Sebastian agreed to take weapons, elixirs, and he also read on the Internet how to behave when meeting with wild animals (he does not want to disturb wildlife much).
Luckily for them, there were a dozen of these frogs there. And the rain and dew on the amphibians adorned the picture (thanks that his phone and camera are waterproof).
Only Sebastian accidentally wandered deep into the jungle, and stumbled upon a lone tiger slime. Alas, he didn't have enough strength to defeat this monster, so he did what the Farmer told him in such cases - run.
Mr. Emo man did just that and, fortunately for him, found his spouse again. The Farmer kissed Sebby and promised that they would quickly deal with the slime. In the meantime, in order not to get wet in the rain, they told him to go to their house on the shore.
Only Sebastian wanted to go into the house, as he noticed a small entrance to the cave in the wall on the right. Why hadn't he seen this before? The cave was small, and its only inhabitant was... a huge anthropomorphic toad, sitting in a lotus position and saying that "long before, melons were much sweeter and bombo-big."
.....
Sebastian didn't seem to touch those poisonous frogs and photographed from a distance. Why he hallucinated then?
Until the Farmer went into the cave later, not finding Sebastian at home, and explained that it was kind of like... neighbor.
"Cool" is all that surprised Sebastian said, taking a picture of a huge toad.
Shane:
Fucking finally. A well deserved vacation with his partner.
Shane was so happy about the news about the vacation that he did not hear from the Farmer where exactly they were going and immediately agreed to the offer. It doesn't matter to him where they will rest, even in hell - the main thing is his partner and a pleasant pastime.
Shane realized only when they were in the jungle of Ginger Island, looking for "golden walnuts".
"Honey, but you agreed to travel with me for a little while and take a break from farm work." Shane would have liked to object, but he can't... Fuck.
Well, at least the Farmer gave him a good sword and don't stray far from Shane.
Although chicken man still managed to get lost several times in three palm trees. Like how??!?
The jungle is hot, but quite beautiful, and these flowers are so pret-
"Augh! Goddamn snakes!" "Shane, it's a liana, there are no snakes on Ginger island" "How the hell should I know about this?!"
He want to relax, and he was even more tired. Bluh...
While the Farmer wiped out the slimes, Shane struggled with the local dense vegetation. "Fucking ferns!"
Although in the evening, after a successful hunt for golden acorns ("Walnuts, Shane" "Same thing, doesn't fkng matter..."), they went to their house on the coast (when did his partner manage to buy real estate here??)
Delicious tropical dishes, pina colada (just a little sip), cool sea breeze and sunset - now this is a real vacation!
After they both returned, Shane offered to take another rest in the same way. Although the search for nuts was tiring and dangerous, it was fun.
Harvey:
"Honey, are you sure this is a good idea? There can be many diseases in the tropics, not to mention dangerous animals, mosquitoes, unknown plants to which we may be allergic, and..."
The Farmer was assured that they had already been in the depths of Ginger Island, and nothing serious had happened. They still insist that Harvey go with them "to show something interesting, but it's a surprise ;)" The poor doctor doesn't know how to react to this "surprise", but nevertheless agreed to the request of the Farmer.
A huge backpack stuffed with medicines, food supplies, sunscreen and mosquito spray - Harvey seemed to be preparing for a long journey. He also dressed like a spitting image of Indiana Jones - I mean wow, like a treasure hunter, honestly!
Surprisingly, Harvey reacts very calmly to danger in the jungle. It would seem that he would faint at the sight of an aggressive limur or poisonous insects, but he skillfully avoids danger and does not disturb the animals.
"Darling, we could travel the world like this in retirement" "As long as we have a full first aid kit and a supply of fresh water, I don't even mind. Just please, let's not go rock climbing, you know that I am afraid of heights..."
The Farmer and Harvey finally reached what the Farmer called a "surprise". The entrance to the cave - and they were inside a small space with five huge crystals. When Harvey wanted to ask what it was, Farmer suggested just "sit down and enjoy."
After half a minute, the eyes on the wall stone sculpture lit up, and the cave filled with a ringing melody emanating from bright colored crystals. The melody was... so beautiful. It was the first time Harvey had heard the tune, and at the same time, he could have sworn it sounded like the lullaby her mother used to sing to him when he was a child. Calming, beautiful, and with the sounds of nature outside, it created such a magical atmosphere.
Harvey saw the Farmer smiling at him. The doctor gave Farmer the same sincere smile, took their hand, and in silence they continued to listen to the wonderful melody.
Sam:
It was supposed to be a normal day at the resort, with no misadventures for the famous Pelican Town A.S.S. trinity and Farmer. And everything was relatively calm until, while playing frisbee, Sam accidentally threw the frisbee somewhere in the direction of tall palm trees and dense vegetation. Sam felt sorry for the new frisbee, and he didn’t want to litter anywhere, so he quickly ran towards the jungle in search of the item.
Sam was already far away, and didn't hear the calls of his partner Farmer, completely immersed in the search for the Frisbee. The young guitarist only experienced reality when he tripped over a rock and tumbled down the hill into a small pit.
Fortunately, Sam only escaped with scratches, but realized that he could not get out of the ill-fated pit. Therefore, he had no choice but to call for help from his spouse and friends.
"Sammy, are you okay?" "Yep baby, I'm fine" Sam felt a little guilty when he heard Farmer's worried voice. And why the hell did he go into the jungle for that stupid frisbee!
"The walls are slippery, I can't climb up on my own. Babe, can you throw off some rope?" The Farmer pondered Sam's words for half a minute until they noticed a parrot sitting next to them. "I have a better idea." With that, the Farmer smiled and took out some golden walnuts from their pocket, which they promptly gave to the parrot.
The feathered friend accepted the treat, and at the same moment flew into the air, calling its brethren to the pit. The musician did not even have time to be surprised when he felt that he was enveloped in a loud and feathery dark cloud - and at the same instant he was on the surface next to his partner.
Sam sat there in mute shock, covered in scratches and dirt and feathers, as the Farmer examined him for any injuries.
"Cupcake, are you like a parrots whisperer?" "Something like that ;)" "Wow... If I tell Sebby and Abby about what happened, they won't believe it..."
At the same moment, the frisbee fell next to him, and the parrot that dropped a plastic object nearby shouted something merrily in bird language. The Farmer nodded their head in gratitude, and all the parrots flew off somewhere into the sky, beyond the dense jungle.
Alex:
Alex has long wanted to start reading books and catch up in his youth. One of these books, which he found on the bookshelf (now his, too) of the farm, had drawings of exotic animals on it and in large capital letters: "Extreme Survival Primer."
He knew that the Farmer often went on trips, doing hunting monsters and protecting people when they weren't farming, so books like this could help a little to navigate in an unfamiliar environment. However, he also wanted to be in such a situation so that he knew what to be prepared for.
"Honey, I'm going to have an unusual request" "Yes, dear? What is it?"
The Farmer listened to Alex with all seriousness, and agreed to travel together to Ginger Island to be his guide for a day. They are very responsible for the safety of the athlete, although Alex himself grumbles a little and says that "he is not so helpless."
But once in the thick of the jungle, Alex was nevertheless grateful to the Farmer for the safety rules and the supply of healing elixirs: the athlete skillfully bypassed suspicious spiders and frogs, and when meeting with the slime, he was able to give a worthy rebuff with the Farmer.
"Hell yeah, that's my boy! Maybe Marlon will also accept you in the Adventurer's Guild as well!" Alex blushed at such praise, but tried not to show his partner how flattered he was. It didn't work out, the Farmer knows him too well.
It was a fun time and a good experience for him. Only now Alex worries about the Farmer even more when he sees at least one scratch on the face of his loved one. "It needs to be treated, because dirt can get into wound, and then infection, I read that such diseases are very common in the tropics, and also..."
Not that the Farmer would be against the protective and caring Alex, quite the contrary. But the athlete is now like a mother hen. The Farmer still loves him though :D
✨SVE bachelors:✨
Victor:
Victor and his mother have traveled to various islands throughout the Ferngill Republic, so he was delighted at the offer of the Farmer to relax together in his own house on the beach of Ginger Island. It will be so romantic! "Oh, I need to get a bottle of red wine, and ingredients for spaghetti. Is there somewhere to cook it? Great! I'll make dinner for two for us! and I also need to take a couple of books and-" "Victor, my soul, we're going there for a couple of days"
The first day was very romantic and wonderful. Just like in those advertisements for tourist packages, but here everything was real and beautiful: the sea, a colorful sunset, dinner for two, clinking glasses of wine, a beloved partner... What can I say, Victor is still a hopeless romantic.
The next day, early in the morning, when Victor woke up before the Farmer, he decided not to wake them and take a walk on the sandy shore.
But Victor's curiosity and the instinct of self-preservation, a little blunted after a sleep, led him further to the west of the island. He became interested in what kind of small hut the shore stands in general, and also to examine the wreckage of the ship.
But at the last moment, the poor fellow noticed how a tiger slime was quickly approaching him, with squelching sounds. The monster took him by surprise and Victor was forced to climb the stairs, deep into the jungle, only to realize that he had landed on a whole nest of tiger slimes!
Before he could do anything, a strange circle of symbols formed around him, and the slimes immediately crawled away. "It's pretty dangerous to wander around Ginger Island alone and unarmed. Fortunately, I was there at the right time." Victor only opened his mouth and made a lowing sound when he saw a pink-haired man in front of him. "You must be Victor, right? Farmer's partner? They talked a lot about you on our joint expeditions."
Expeditions, a sword, a blue cloak... Click!
"Are you... an adventurer? And not just an adventurer, but a member of The First Slash clan?!" Victor forgot that recently he was in mortal danger, because he recognized this man! Second in command of the First Slash clan!
He had already managed to ask a thousand questions to the surprised Lance about the life of adventurers and about the clan itself, until the Farmers ran up to them, ready to destroy everything that even dares to harm Victor. What a surprise it was when they discovered their unharmed spouse and fellow adventurer.
Well, at least it ended well. And Victor is generally delighted with such adventures. Adventurer from the First Slash clan! "Victor, are you just squeak?"
Magnus:
Magnus recently spoke with The First Slash clan's mage, and they brought up the subject of testing magical barriers against alien magic on part of Ginger Island, as after the Farmer's activities and the help of parrots, the coast has become a resort now, regularly visited by the inhabitants of Pelican Town. The safety of people is the responsibility of wizards and witches, so someone has to take care of this.
The members of The First Slash, for some important reason, cannot now go on patrol and set up a barrier, so the First Slash mage asked for the help of Rasmodius, as an experienced wizard, and the Farmer, as a talented and gifted adventurer. To which both Magnus and the Farmer agreed to help their colleagues.
Since the Farmer had already combed the whole Ginger Island and learned the area, Magnus relied on them as a guide. They need to go to different parts of the island so that the wizard casts a spell and fixes the barrier.
The first part was right in the heart of the jungle, and Magnus cursed constantly as exotic plants clung to his cloak, already soiled in the local clay and mud. Wild animals and insects did not cause him any panic: a snap of his fingers - and all the dangerous fauna galloped away. This is much better and humane than trying to harm nature.
Then they went west, closer to the old ruins of the sunken ship. The tiger slimes were already waiting for unfortunate prey, but they themselves became prey for the Farmer's sword and Magnus' spells. Now Magnus is also smeared with slime, what a bad luck.
"Razzy, do you have the concept of 'clean things' spells" "Actually, there are as many as 5, but we haven't finished the expedition yet, so... Are you calling me Razzy again? I swear, you and Camilla... I will stop talking to her, and I will divorce you altogether" "You love me too much :D" "Unfortunately, I am"
Now, the barrier is set, it will hold for several seasons. Magnus finally casts a cleansing spell - and now he and all of his robes are clean. He even used it on his spouse (so they don't waste time swimming in the sea, especially since the water is salty there!)
"I'm surprised how calmly you handled wild snakes. Although they are not poisonous, but still very impressive" "Believe me, my darling, I sometimes met such "snakes" among colleagues in the Ministry of Magic that these reptiles on the island are harmless creatures."
A job well done and a lot of praise from his partner - Magnus' trip to the jungle was a success!
Lance:
Joint patrols on Ginger Island are pretty rare for Lance. Well, actually not like that, he and the Farmer often spend time together, but usually the patrolling on this particular island are done one by one. Love, family - this is important, but no one released from the duties of the adventurer. Thankless job, indeed.
Just on this day, when Lance was ready to sail to Ginger Island, the Farmer was told that they wanted to go with him, collect some ginger and edible ferns. Lance is not against the company, especially since it is his partner.
However, he warned his love to take supplies of elixirs and keep the sword at the ready, because tiger slimes live in some parts of the island.
Although the heat and humidity were unbearable at noon, duties are duties, and two adventurers must fulfill them.
After all, Lance was right when he told them both to be on the lookout - several magma sprites crawled out from a huge cave in the volcano, which immediately attacked Lance and the Farmer. The sounds of steel rang out, the local limurs and monkeys raised a roar, but it all ended as quickly as it began - Lance and the Farmer stood in a fighting pose, and the ashes from magma sprites lay under their feet.
“Jolyne was right, the barrier had weakened. We should warn our mage to take care of it.” Lance slid his sword back into its sheath. "Well, my love, we still have time and we can devote ourselves to gathering the ginger roots you spoke about earlier."
Before you started looking for roots, Lance recommended that he cast an invisibility spell on the two of them. "We are unlikely to meet more dangerous monsters in the depths of the jungle, but I would not like to disturb the local fauna too much." The Farmer agreed with him, and they both began gathering.
Naturally, this was accompanied by constant conversations about nature on the island in general, theories about where the dwarves on the volcano came from, and many other topics.
Both of them were in no hurry: after all, invisibility allows you not to disturb the animals and do research in peace. The main thing is not to fall into the pit or step on the snake.
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