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me: *sitting in chair, writing*
body: "SEND THE PAIN"
me: "wait, what?"
body: *starts period cramps*
me: "... fuck. time for the rice sock."
#giggling#i love that my rememdy for pain is a sock filled with rice#it works really well as a heat pad in a pinch#fill a sock with rice#tie it in a knot#and pop it in the microwave for 30ish seconds#and there you go!#self made heat pack :)#yuh#anyway#time to get back to writing
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I started listening to malevolent not long ago and wanted to draw out this bit rq haha
#the size came out all wrong when i finished đđ#but oh well.#currently on s4 and i am having fun!#DADDY SHOULD'VE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO TIE A BETTER KNOT. BOYO. woaghh#also i am figuring out john's design lmao he's just a vague shadowy.. thing in my head#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#art#digital art
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My job in the commune will be to do everyone's ties
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Make a wish đ www.suiteddaily.com 11:1K DEAL ONđĽ
#suits#menatplay#men at play#men in suits#necktie#suited#suitedman#suitmen#neckties#trajeado#necktie knot#formal attire#formalwear#formal#business wear#business suit#office man in a suit#man bulge#hunky man#suited man#suitandtie#suited up#suit and tie#menâs suits#suited daddy
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Now that I'm back from being hacked for skincare scam profits I can show you this 1790s waistcoat I've made !! First pic is the extant piece I've loosely based it off.
#I tied a barrel knot you guys#I read so many austenite fangirl blogs to try to figure out how to cut/fold/tie a neckcloth#and ended up watch a dad do it on YT#because written text simply didn't compute with my brain#historical costuming#1790s#directoire#première republique#18th century
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Briefly bringing back my art to tumblr for Irish Dance Miku!!!
So for a while I was like âoh this Miku trend is cute, I prolly wonât do anything tho bc Iâm white usamericanâ but then I remembered I used to do Irish dance! So I designed her a solo dress n gave her some glorious curls
(psst my art currently lives on cohost)
Some cool stuff about these dresses even tho nobody asked under the cut
Solo dresses, also called trophy dresses, are all unique. Theyâre custom made (though a lot of people buy them used) and astronomically expensive, around the price range of wedding dresses.
Now theyâre called trophy dresses for a very good reason. At an Irish dance competition, called a Feis (pronounced f-EH-sh), categories are divided by age and skill. For the first three categories, Beginner 1, Beginner 2, and Intermediate, you can advance to the next category by earning a first, second, or third place medal. However, for Novice, the fourth category, you can only advance out by winning gold.
As you can imagine this creates quite a bottleneck and many people stay stuck in Novice. Advancing out is a huge achievement, and it means you have won the right to perform in a solo dress. I remember going to competitions and seeing girls as young as 8 or 9 walking around in these things and being super impressed, but in fairness the Novice category is relatively small at that age while being absolutely packed for the 14/15s
Also as another fun tidbit, since theyâre custom made and often at the whim of teens and tweens, a lot of them are extremely ugly lol. But most of them are very cool!
Some actual solo dresses!
And if you were curious, before a dancer earns a trophy dress, theyâd usually dance in school dresses like these, which have unique designs for each dance school (the first one is me!)
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#miku worldwide#vocaloid fanart#my art#irish dance#i made her tie and arm panel things into Celtic knots Pls be impressed
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no thoughts just the visceral urge to ask bf bakugou a hyperspecific question about all might's history as the #1 hero just to see him light up in massive interest only for his features to morph into suspicion a split second after bc why would you even be curious in something as niche as that?
you only shrug, saying a friend broached the topic a few days ago and you wanted to verify the facts. but really, that's all just a front because why would you tell him it's only because you love seeing him being so, so excited about things <3
#we all out here just staring at him with heart eyes as he rambles and spits out statistics and iconic news headlines left and right#he goes into tangents as well but makes sure to tie them all in a neat knot by the end of it bc he insists you need all the details#has the gall to ask 'are you sure that's all the info you need?' after talking your ear off for the past hour#anw as much as you can--engage your s/o's in the things that interest them y'all#that's such a chad way of showing you care and love 'em#(says the girl who's never been in a relationship LMAOOO)#bakugou x reader#bakugo x reader#bkg
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Yes all they did was hold hands but it was gay sex TO ME. Ever think about that? Huh? In my heart of hearts it was passionate gay sex and that's all that matters
#masked#posts that I will regret letting out of the queue#posts I should've put on a leash#haha wait posts I should have taught to tie a better knot#I'm having too much fun with this actually#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john malevolent#jarthur#privateyes#malevolent john#john doe malevolent
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When the bestie is like "Do as I say, not as I do."
#spy x family#loid forger#sxf twilight#franky franklin#implied twiyor ?#yeah LOID didnt you tie the knot on the dot?#It's different it was for the mission#dont worry Franky one day it will be your turn
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took me FAR too long but here it is: an unnecessary outfit chart for Terra in every game in the trilogy (and then some)
#femshep#commander shepard#female shepard#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#video games#my art#fanart#character design#my fanart#terra shepard#you can literally see the colour leaving her over the course of the story :)#but she and liara impulsively tie the knot between me2 and me3 so there's that at least
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i need to have a tail. and i deserve it
#my art#doodle#if i had a tail it would be in very poor condition tbh#i would chew on it and pull on it and tie it into knots etc CONSTANTLY#i dont even think he has any feeling in his tail so you can slam it in a door repeatedly and he doesnt even care l#fursona
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every scene where cas regains his grace should have been a magical girl transformation where we see him floating above air with his arms spread out and eyes closed while his wings grow out with sparkles and his true form emerges for a second with pink and blue glow encircling him
#his shirt slides up his arms and his tie knots around his neck by an invisible glittery force#his trenchcoat appears in a swirl of beige shimmer while a jingly sound effect plays in the background#wings sprout out from each shoulder blade like magical girl hair cascading down shoulders#and when his transformation is complete gold glitter explodes from his levitating body#castiel#supernatural#spn#cas posting#can you tell i was an avid watcher of magical girl animes.
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i wanna tie the knot (Satoru xFem!Reader)
Chapter 1: Forget me not
Story Masterlist | Masterlist | Requests | AO3
Plot: Your boyfriend takes you on a romantic getaway that will potentially change the rest of your lives.
Themes: MDNI, Established Relationship, Vacation, Teasing, Bickering, Tooth-rotting Fluff, Comedy, Onsen Smut, Sensory Deprivation (bondage and blindfolds), Breeding Kink, Oral (f. receiving), Multiple Orgasms, Yukatas, Snarky!Fem!Reader who is done with Gojo's Shenanigans but loves him regardless, Soft!Dom Gojo, Unsolicited Digimon References, and Bucketloads of Pet Names (baby, princess, bunny, honeypie, sugarplum, and every other food nickname you can think of)
Word Count: 13.3k (i was inspired, sue me. rest of it will be smaller. i think.)
check a/n at the bottom
âLast one up the hill is a loser!â Those were the parting words you left your boyfriend with before you shot in the direction of the fields, wind in your hair and pollen in the air, Satoruâs voice barely audible over the light chuckle you shed behind.
You sprint across a sea of flowers in every shape, hue, and kindâfrom exuberant red poppies to bashful pink astersâspanning as far as the eye can see. You want nothing more than to spare a moment and halt; breathe into the combined aroma of the autumn blossoms before winter hushes them for good, but you canât. The faster you run, the smaller his head becomes, until itâs a mere blotch of white on the faraway horizon.
You rest assured in your victory, a breathless smile forming on your lips as you reach the top. You glance over your shoulder, confident that the man who minutes ago (literally) flew you to Ikoma on another of his spontaneous 2-day trips is still there, lamenting ever giving you a headstart. However, no matter how hard you squint, you cannot seem to find him.
âWhat are we looking at?â A low-pitched voice scares the wits out of you, hummed near the shell of your ear in a way thatâs exclusive to the cheeky tone it carries.
âS-Satoru!â You yelp, almost throwing yourself down the stiff slope.
âSatoru?â The man in question repeats his own name, cocking his head to the side with genuine curiosity. âI donât know anyone by that name.â
âWhat are youââ
âI only know of a winner,â he points at his chest, successfully diverting your attention from the hand that rises to flick your forehead with such force that you stagger backward.
Both your fall and his punchline are postponed, one awaiting the other while youâre left floating mid-air, the infinity between your head and his boot serving as a safety net.
âAnd a loser.â Satoru concludes, his grin as bright as day, when he retracts his foot and lets you plummet into the fluffy flowerbed.
In the time it takes for you to blow a tuft of hair from your eyes and prop yourself onto your elbows, Satoruâs already taken his phone out and snapped as many pictures as humanely possible. You arenât fazed. Youâre used to his constant leg-pulling, as well as his 8895-picture collection of funny faces youâve made over the course of your 7-year relationship.
Definitely in the 9000s now.
âMost guys would help their girlfriend up instead of calling her a loser.â You frown.
âMost guys wouldnât date a slowpoke.â He gleefully chimes, zooming in on your face. âCome on. Smiiile.â
You poke your tongue out, and he snaps what is hopefully the last embarrassing frame of the day. Your frown resumes, downturned mouth and eyes narrowed at the wonderful azure sky.
âGood enough. Here, here.â He offers you his hand. âDonât go crying on me.â
You accept only to give him a taste of his own medicine as you lock fingers and drag him down. He shouldnât fall, but he does so anyway, collapsing beside you in a bundle of ridiculously long limbs he either sorts behind his head or splays on the grass surrounding him.
âCanât believe you actually got me.â Satoru says in a pouty voice that goes against the complacent smile sitting on his lips. Idiot. âWoah, the view is much prettier from down here!â He marvels at the drifting clouds, pointing at one that resembles a duck. âIs this what it feels like to be you?â
You could do without his unnecessary comments spoiling the mood, but youâre willing to overlook them for the sake of your trip. With how hectic these past three weeks wereâorchestrated curse attacks ping-ponging both him and his students across Tokyoâyou doubted youâd have a moment to yourselves for the remainder of the year.
But keeping him on his toes is too much fun to pass up.
âYouâd be more likeable if you werenât such a showoff, Satoru.â You scoff, no malice whatsoever.
âOh, really? âCause I thought you liked me sooo much when you were going all oh, Satoru! Love it so much, Satoru! Youâre the best, Satoru! Deeper, Satoru! Y-yes, just like that, âToru last night.â
âShut up!â
You plug his mouth with both hands, though that doesnât discourage him from blabbing his version of last nightâs events, perfectly replicating the breathy tone of your voice and the soft little moans you let out in between his frantic thrusts.
Your palms relocate to cover your ears, the bright color of your cheeks soon becoming a focal point for his mockery. Satoru plucks a crimson cosmos flower and holds it to your face, twirling it around until you rip it from his grasp. Regret washes over you as soon as you unfold your fingers and see the now-crumpled petals, a little piece of the universe laying lifeless in your palm.
âIâm surprised you can still see my face behind that thing.â You point at the dark fabric that conceals his eyes. âHow many fingers am I holding up?â You wave your hand in his face, constantly alternating between the number of fingers you flex.
Satoru catches your wrist and decisively intertwines your fingers. âI see enough to know you look the cutest when youâre annoyed.â
âIâm not annoyed.â You declare.
âAre you sure?â His voice is deliberately sultry as he inches closer.
Flakes of color adorn his icy strands like confetti, a stark contrast to the murky blue of his two-piece uniform. You can feel his eyesâthose lovely crystal orbs of hisâburning holes through the blindfold to meet yours, and in this instant, when his minty breath ghosts over your lips and promises a kiss, youâre absolutely enamored by him.
That is, until he begins poking into your cheeks like a woodpecker, and your desire to strangle the life out of him overtakes the urge to give in.
âOkay! You did it! Iâmââ
Before you can finish your sentence, his lips crash into yours, a stolen peck that lasts no longer than the fluttering of a butterflyâs wings, a soft fumble that leaves you craving for more. âDefinitely annoyed.â Satoru flashes a boyish smile as he ruffles your hair and pulls you to your feet with him, his hand carrying you through a path of marigolds.
âCan you⌠just⌠slow⌠down?â You pant out, struggling to follow after his long strides.
But he doesnât falter.
âBetter get moving before you evolve into a Slowbro.â He sing-songs.
âKnock it off! Iâm at least Jigglypuff tier.â
âHmm,â he considers out loud. âI wouldnât go as far as to call you useless, butââ
âSatoru!â You protest. âAnd I thought you liked Digimon.â
âDoesnât hurt to know about the cheaper rip-off.â
âPretty sure thatâd be Digimon.â
âAnd Iâm pretty sure even a regular Greymon beats your mascot into a pulp.â He beams.
Sigh.
You roll your eyes, letting him argue with himself about Digimonâs supremacy, until you reach a pool of flowersâmyriad befallen fragments of the sky reflecting the vibrant blue of his eyes. You break free from his grasp and kneel among the blossoms, your fingertips skimming across the pointed petals with great care.
âOh my God, Satoru! You know what this is?â
âFlowersâŚ?â He changes his answer to pretty flowers upon your glaring.
âItâs forget-me-nots!â
The name doesnât seem to ring a bell. He looks at you with the stupefied expression of a cattle who only knows how to moo and eat grass, invisible question marks spawning around his head.
âTheir blooming period ends in May,â you explain. âCanât believe weâd find some in October, and theseââ You chop one of the stems and extend it to him. âThese are so beautiful.â
Satoru glances between the flowers and your impressionable eyes, in which tiny stars seem to twinkle, his tone serious as he points out, âYou must really love me.â
Your mouth hangs while you mull over your own words. Nope. Nothing you said remotely hints at the conclusion he alone reached.
âAbout time you showed me some respect.â Satoru huffs. âDonât know about the royalty part, butâah, it really canât be helped. Iâll accept them if you insist.â
âHold on a second.â His fingers close around a fistful of nothing as you retract your hand. âWhat respect, what royalty are you talking about?â
âHm? You really donât know?â You shake your head, and he brings out his phone, trading it for the flowers. âSays it all riiiight here.â He taps at the wall of text that lights up his screen.
Forget-me-not, also known as Myosotis flower, represents true love and respect and is an indisputable symbol of royalty. To King Henry IVâ
âTsk, these donât even smell.â Satoru exclaims once he presses them to his nose.
âNot all flowers smell.â You turn off the screen and hand his phone back to him. âYour ability to google stuff and sell it as common trivia never ceases to amaze me.â
He lowers the stem to his lap and looks at you. Or so you think. You really canât tell when heâs wearing that thing. âAnd? What do you make of it?â
âYou just want to hear me say it, donât you?â Your hands slide across his shoulders, fingers knitting behind his neck. âI love you, you silly, goofy, pervert specimen of a man.â You smile softly. âAnd I do respect youâsometimesâbut best case scenario, you become prime minister. Better get that royalty idea out of your brain.â
âNot even if a mysterious big-scale accident takes all royalty on this planet out?â Satoru quips.
âOh, just shut up and kiss me already.â
The sharp edges of his grin dissolve as he tilts his head enough for your lips to meet, tentative flicks of his tongue granting him access to your mouth. You feel the hard press of his chest once his arm wraps around your waist, nullifying the barriers that stand between you and the resounding beating of his heart.
Thereâs no innate technique in the way he touches; no immense amount of cursed energy in the way he kisses. None of the things that make him Gojo Satoru, the sorcerer who is hailed by allâand even himselfâas the strongest are there. Only the raw vulnerability of a boy whoâs used to carrying the order of the world on his shoulders and on a whim lets it crush him, because when he holds you, none of it seems to matter; because when heâs with you, heâs free to be Gojo Satoru and no more than that.
You watch through heavy eyelashes as he breaks a small stalk and brings it to your hair, securely tucking the flowers behind your ear. Warmth spreads from his slender fingers to your already feverish complexion. His palm cups your cheek, thumb swiping along your jawline with a soft expression perched on his lips, and you find yourself falling in love with him all over again.
âYou deserve some love too, myâŚâ Satoru ponders for a second, eventually snapping his fingers, âlittle MegaDarknessBagramon.â
A chuckle gets caught in your nostrils. âYour what now?â
âMegaDarknessBagramon.â He repeats without stuttering. âWay better than your fairy balloon cat.â
You raise an eyebrow. âWhy do I get the feeling you made this one up?â
âDid not! MegaDarknessBagramon isâhmph.â
You cut him off with a fond kiss on his agape lips. Thatâs the only way to truly shut him up. At least in public.
âWe should get going. I wanna go sightseeing before nightfall.â
You wander through the city for hours upon hours, losing yourselves among the countless maple-strewn paths and quaint religious sites of the countryside. Ikoma is a quiet place. No matter how many pebbles you lift or castle ruins you peek under, you wonât find a speck of evil lurking beneath. Itâs as if the land is at peace with itself, and the people who tend to it do so without any curse tainting their souls. For once, Satoruâs presence feels redundant.
His hand stays on you the entire time you stroll through the temples and marketplaces, be it as fingers that childishly swing your palm up and downâleft and rightâor as an arm draped over both your shoulders, stirring you in a different direction whenever his phone rings. And it does ring. A lot. So much that you actively consider flinging it at the bottom of the Sunoura River.
The conversations are rather one-sided. Satoru mhms and uh-uhs his way out of everything the voices on the other line suggest, his expression contorting all the while he mocks Nanamiâs grave tone, Yagaâs dismay, and Ijichiâs apprehension. He tries his best to keep you involvedâputting Megumi on speaker while the boy informs him of how Nobara gave Yuji a concussion when she mistook him for a pickpocketâand presses playful kisses on your cheek when you unwittingly pout at his neglect.
This is the one drawback of dating such a sought-after man. You have to share him with the rest of the world, and even though you know exactly how many livelihoods depend on him, you selfishly want your boyfriend to yourself.
After his sixth answered call, something inside you snaps. You shake his hand offâhe barely pays mindâand fish your phone out of your jacket, dialing the first number in your contact list. My Noodle Man. With a heart emoticon, he, himself, input. Still better than the long array of toothachingly sweet nicknames heâs come up with for you over the years.
Drawing the device away from his ear, Satoru glances at the incoming caller ID and shoots you what ought to be a perplexed look.
âPick it up!â You mouth the words without voicing them.
The world comes to a standstill while you (presumably) stare into each otherâs eyes. Star-shaped leaves rain down from the trees, a minor contribution to the red and gold garb that dresses the once pebbled pathway. Itâs all too scenicâif one ignores the busy tone from his phoneâs speaker, which echoes wide across the hollow forest, gracelessly interrupting Utahimeâs incoherent squeaks.
Are you even listening? Gojo?
âMhm!â He breaks into an awkward chuckle. âSounds good to me.â
What? What are you on about, you white-haired swine?
âHey, how âbout you hold onto that, and we talk about it when I return?â
You seriously doubt he knows what that and it are.
Satoru doesnât leave Utahime the chance to reply, rushing through his words at the speed of light. âOkay, great! Gotta go now. Laterrr, bye, ciao, adieu!â
Donât you dare hangâ
âToo late for that.â He comments, an afterthought that doesnât reach its target audience before fading into his next received call.
âBaby! How are you?â The grin on his lips is so blinding, you swear it accompanies a halo.
You draw a deep breath, fingernails digging sharply at the tender flesh on the inside of your palm. âSatoru.â
âWhat is it, baby?â He dares ask as if you havenât been shooting daggers at him the entire time, arms folded over your chest and eyebrow trembling above your narrowed eye.
âSatoru, the fact that I can only speak to you through the phone is insane!â Your voice climbs up a whole octave over the final word, annoyance interlaced within your tone.
âHuh?â He smiles sheepishly, head drooping to his shoulder. âWhat do you mean?â
âWhat I mean is, Iâm standing right in front of you, begging you for an ounce of attention, and you havenât put the phone down for ten goddamn seconds since we left the shrine, which, by the way, happened two hours ago!â
His smile dwindles, and you worry you mightâve been too harsh. Itâs not like he has a choice. Regular people get to dictate their own fate, filling up their plates with however many or few obligations and freedoms they can stomach. Not Satoru. His share of responsibility was assigned to him at birth, and as aloof as he can be, heâs not the type to let all hell break loose just yet.
âHey, umâlook. If you were busy, we couldâve just taken a rain check and stayed in town. You know I wouldnât mind holing up at my place, ordering some Chinese, and frying our retinas with another movie marathon. No need to string each other along forâwhat are you doing?â
Without evidence of anyone or anything approaching, Satoru twists his neck in every direction possible, searching far and wide among the tree foliage and the water streaming on the sides of the walkway, going as far as to check the gap between his own legs. Instinctively, you repeat his routine, glancing over your shoulder when you realize heâs got his eyes on youânot on you, but through you.
âAre you sure you are here? Canât see you.â Satoru brings the phone to his lips, executing an amateurâs set of jumping jacks while waving his hands around and shouting your name at the top of his lungs, doing his absolute best to appear clueless when he passes you by and uses your head like an armrest. âDonât tell me you got out-heighted by the trees.â
Are you sure you want to permanently delete the contact My Noodle Man <;3?
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âIâm leaving.â
You manage exactly two steps before you are halted by two arms whose length smothers youâa proper vice that closes around your shoulders and immobilizes you against what feels like a colossal tree trunk but is your (occasionally) loving boyfriendâs chest.
âLet go, Satoru!â You try to shake him off, but your conviction is about as strong as the frail set of bones he aspires to crush.
âCâmon, you just got here!â Satoru begs, his mouth so close to your ear that you feel his voice shooting straight into your heart, goosebumps erupting down your spine. âDonât leave, mm? Mm? Pleaaase?â
You groan, dragging your feet forward, but itâs impossible to progress when a well-over-six-foot boulder weighs you down. Heâs viciously clinging onto you, nuzzling to your cheeks one at a time, and humming at every kiss he prints on your grimace. His frosty spikes tickle, softer than silk and fluffier than the clouds above.
Couldnât he have been like this five minutes ago?
âDoesnât matter if Iâm here or not.â Bitterness pools in your mouth from where your teeth bite into your gums. Your voice faint. âYouâll be on your stupid phone, anyway.â
âIs that why youâre acting all upset? You want my attention?â The lack of answer prompts him to continue, a low chuckle setting the mood for what comes next.
âIf you want my attention, then⌠all you have to do is ask for it.â
Itâs at this point that you realize more than your upper bodies are touching, his knees slightly bent for his hips to press against your assâand with them, you feel something else pressing too. Something that oughtnât be there when all youâve been doing is bickering and fooling around with each other.
You gulp hard, which doesnât go unnoticed by Satoru. His head rests fully upon the elbow on your shoulder, covered eyes definitely taking in the blush thatâs become somewhat of a second nature since you got together. Heâs effortlessly seductive, and youâre thankful for both his typically childish demeanor and the blindfold around his forehead, or else youâd be in big trouble denying him.
âMaybe.â
âMaybe what?â Satoru coos in a condescending tone.
You try to look away, but he wonât let you, jaw tilting atop his other arm. Thereâs no hiding from him, and the stupidly smug smile that begs you to erase it.
ââŚyes.â
âYes what? Cheating wonât do. You need to say it.â
âThatâs rich coming from the guy who won by teleporting to the finish line,â you mumble.
He doesnât yield, and you know youâre going to be stuck there for a long time unless you stroke his ego. âFine. Please gimme your undivided attention, oh grand sorcerer, Gojo Satoru.â
âWasnât so hard, was it?â He croons contentedly. âNow, how much do you want it?â
âI changed my mind. I want a divorce.â
âWe need to first be married in order to divorce.â He points out, rubbing salt in your wound like your next reply wonât be âYouâre the one who refuses to settle down,â but itâs not. Just this once, you bite back your tongue.
Your restraints loosen as Satoru shakes his phone into your face, demonstrating how the device turns off with a click of his thumb. An airy laughter rings in your ears, and just like that, he reverts to the kind of man who giggles at knock-knock jokes and thinks itâs peak comedy when he mixes gummy worms in your cereal.
âNo more calls!â He declares. âFor a limited time only, strongest sorcerer Gojo Satoru is at your service.â
You snort, fighting back a smile that ends up crinkling around your eyes. âYou make it sound like youâre a genie.â
âHmm, you could always try rubbing me and see what happens. Might grant you a wish or two.â
You laugh at his attempt to flirt, trying and mostly failing to distract yourself from what was previously pushing against your body. It should embarrass you that two of your two wishes are sexual in nature, but thatâs entirely on him, his innuendos, and the raw lust youâve missed seeing transform his eyes from the sparkling color of the sea to one found a thousand meters under the surface.
Maybe three.
âWhereâs the catch?â
âWhat catch?â He chirps.
âI know you, âToru. With you, thereâs always a catch.â
One moment you feel his breath on your skin, and the other you see him standing before you, his arms flexing behind his torso while he tips forwardâa toothy grin stretching on his lips.
âWell, a fee is always due where there are services involved.â He takes a page from Meiâs book.
âThe Gojo family vault running out of cash, so you lookinâ to extort your girlfriend?â You quip. âGo on. Name your price.â
âOh, yâknow.â His shoe traces a circle on the ground. âJust you saying what an amazing, handsome, charming, wonderful, funny, kind, and handsome boyfriend you have for the world to hear.â
You browse the acres of trees surrounding you; there is not a soul to be seen or heard within a close radius. What world?
âYou said handsome twice.â
âIntentionally.â He deadpans.
You return his playfulness by saying he forgot to add infuriating to the list, even though youâve already decided to humor him. Cute is more like it.
âMy boyfriend is the mostââ
âDoes your boyfriend have no name? Take it from the top.â
You sigh, âMy boyfriend, Gojo Satoru, is the most amazing, handsome, wonderfulââ
âAh-ah-ah!â Satoru intervenes, raising his forefinger in objection. âForgot charming!â
Your teeth clatter, gritting a growl.
âOnly one life left. Better get it right this time or,â he draws an imaginary line across his neck, faking a choking sound as heâs supposedly decapitated.
With both hands around your mouth, you shape a cone and shout so loudly that countless birds betray their hiding spots between the tree branches as they pour out into the sky. âMy boyfriend, Gojo Satoru, is the most amazing, handsome, charming, wonderful, funny, kind, and handsome again, boyfriend in existence who totally didnât put me up to this!â In a quiet voice, âHappy now?â
âFull marks!â He gleefully shoves a thumbs up in your face. âNow Iâm all yours and will be for the rest of the night. Feel free to make the best of me while you can.â
âThen, can I get my first wish granted now, Mr. Genie?â
âWhat is it?â
He stands still as you bring your hands to his face and cup his cheeks, fingers teasing the seams of his blindfold. âLemme see your eyes.â
âHmm? You wanna see them? Whyâyou missed them?â
A nod. âDonât put me through that same speech again. They are pretty, and yes, I miss them. We havenât been seeing each other as often, so. Câmon. Lemme see them.â
You try to lower the fabric, but the harder you pull, the more it seems to resist. âSatoruâŚ?â
âMm?â He licks his lips. âWhat is it, sugarplum?â
Your eyes roll so far back into your skull that youâre afraid theyâll slip down your esophagus. âI said, I wanna see your eyes. May I?â
He cocks his head in consideration, entertaining an affectionate smile before he denies you with a cheeky little nope!
âWhy not?â
This is the first time he denies you.
âFor a multitude of reasons.â He states wryly. Uncharacteristically for him.
You wait for an explanationâa slight opening between his lips. His tongue lays flat against his teeth, darting upward as if heâll finally say something, but he doesnât. This happens about four times before he sternly announces, âThe sun.â
âThe sunâŚ?â You glance at the sky, a veil of darkness slowly descending upon the peachy gradients of the melting clouds. âYou mean the one that just set?â
âI wasnât done talking. My other reason isâŚâ He motions for you to get closer. You lean in as instructed, patiently hanging on his lips as if he is about to open the envelope and reveal the name of a talent show winner, yet his answer isnât any more satisfying than the previous one is. âThe people.â
âSatoru, we havenât seen a live human in over an hour. What are you talking about? And since when were others an issue?â
âYou donât know what it feels like to be me!â Satoru exclaims in an exaggerated tone as he shakes your hands off and turns in the opposite direction. âHaving everyone stare at you wherever you go, people asking, Sensei, please! We need to see your wonderful eyes! and getting called Six Eyes like youâre a piece of meat. Shouldâve known you wouldnât be any better than them, Y/N.â
You blink a number of times, âstunnedâ being too little of a word to describe your surprise at his sudden burst. He always had a knack for the dramatic, but with the way the back of his palm is pressed against his forehead, heâs closer to an Academy Award than ever.
âSatoru.â Your hand moves to his shoulder without ever closing the distance. Damn infinity. âWhat is up with you today?â You ask half-jokingly, half-concerned. âActing insecure; you are the one who doesnât miss the chance to show your eyes off to everyone, and when I ask you to show them, you pull thisâwhy?â
âItâs because I only have eyes for you.â He smirks full of confidence, roughing up your hair and then bringing his thumb below your chin, holding it up for a kiss. You donât even stop him. Hell, you donât even close your eyes. You are too baffled to.
You regain agency over your words only after he starts parading away from you, his feet spending more time in the air than they do on land. âHey, wait! What was that? What does you having eyes only for me have to do with anything?â
His chuckle precedes his answer. âYouâll see when we reach the inn. Last down the foothills is a double loser!â
âAhhh, that was soooo good! I feelâugh, reborn!â
Satoruâs joints click as he stretches both arms behind his back and over his head, the striped sleeves of his gray-colored yukata rolling down his elbows. He doesnât mind that heâs blocking the doorway or that the long face youâve been sporting since you parted at the lobby threatens to hit the floor at his theatrics.
Your onsen experiences differed by miles. While he was off soaking and splashing by himself at the vacant menâs baths, you were forced to endure 45 excruciating minutes in the company of a group of bachelorettes who wouldnât shut up about the âdreamy masked manâ who booked the single most expensive suite in the compound, rewriting his life story with lewd fantasies thatâfor as long as you could help itâwould remain as such. Unrealized.
âThe temperature was just perfect, the right amount of hot without scorching, and the minerals already circulate through my bloodstrâouch!â
You shove past him and his impromptu review of the hot springs, temporarily giving up on the blockbuster that your mind craftsâBlood Bath: Revenge of the Hot Spring Killer 2âin favor of a spot where you can drop off your toiletries.
The room, or rather, the rooms, are vast in space and rich in furnishing. Opaque sliding doors separate the main area from the wardrobe and the bathroom, drawn to provide a direct view of the ryokanâs rock garden. Tatami mat flooring is indiscriminately strewn, replaced by granite tiles around the indoor hot tub. Raised alcoves host colorful ikebana vases; a couple of ukiyo-e scrolls depicting Mount Yoshino hang from opposing sides on the walls. Lastly, futons are neatly spread in the far back, with a short-legged table spanning at the center of the sitting space.
Bingo.
You settle beside it, laying your belongings on the floor while scrutinizing the coupleâs gift box on top, regional specialties packed beside a ceremonial tea set that bears the innâs logo. You flip the box on its back and attempt to decipher the cursive letters just as Satoru steals it from your hands, wasting no time ripping through the luxurious wrapping paper and tossing a block of brown-colored kuzumochi in his mouth.
âGotta mmph hring Hahami ânâ Meghumi âere.â He refuses to keep his remarks (or food) in his mouth, flour dusting the corners of his lips. âThat oughta brighten âem up.â He says once he swallows, bringing his cup of welcoming tea to his teeth and cringing away at the sheer bitterness of the matcha. âBleugh, this tastes like poison!â
You break into a quiet chuckle as you scrub his chin, sleeve curled over your fist, and thumb running stray along his frown. Cute. No, beyond cute. Adorable.
âDonât blame the tea when your blood type is caster sugar, Satoru.â
âBut thatâs the secret to my sweetness.â He quips, returning to his previous floured-lip state as he flings a second kuzumochi into his mouth, supposedly to wash the bitterness away. âThink they sell more of these in the gift shop?â
You roll your eyes, humoring him with a teasing sure.
Making it back to your spot, you down your share of matcha in one go, savoring the delightful tartness the beverage leaves on your tongue. ââTis not even that bad.â You comment, pouring yourself a refill.
A certain form of silence prevails over the space, during which words arenât spoken but expressed through various hums of content, with Satoru loudly nibbling on his loot and you quietly sipping on your tea. Moonlight filters the atmosphere through the semi-transparent shoji doors, casting playful shadows that dance along the subtle movements of his fingers.
Heâs the puppeteer, and you his devoted audience, easily convinced that thereâs genuine mastery in the way he handles his instruments and earnestly keen on trying them out before their numbers are further decimated. A pinch is at the ready, your thumb and forefinger making strategic advances towards the box of delicacies when a counter-offering presents itself to your lips.
âSay ahhhh!â Satoru waves the kuzumochi in your face, your teeth losing to the speed of his fingers as he retracts his hand at the last minute. âCâmon, câmon!â He giggles, again dangling the bait. âOpen wider. Ahhh! Ahhh!â
Your nose scrunches up. You donât trust his intentions, and you have every right not to, considering he makes you chase after the confectionery with an open mouth, utilizing his infinity to keep you at bay whenever you get remotely close to succeeding.
âSatoru!â You yelp unamused.
âSorry, sorry!â His apology sounds the opposite of truthful. âPromise, that was the last time. One big ahhh fâme! Ahhhâcâmon, itâs really good! You wonât regret it.â
And itâs no surprise you come to immediately regret it, your tongue hanging loose from your mouth, barely connecting with the dessert before your aghast eyes witness it being devoured by him, so quickly that you lose the opportunity to protest.
Thereâs no one to blame but yourself, though that doesnât stop you from pouncing and tackling him to the floor. Two fists grab at the lapels of his yukata, fingers curling around the fabric, while you violently shake him like an unresponsive vending machine, urging him to spit out your eaten cash.
Satoru snorts, and he chuckles, and he laughs, a boisterous symphony of sounds pitted against one another as he, himself, refuses to fight back, merely showcasing the empty contents of his mouth and baring his teeth into a haughty grin that agitates you even more.
âYou need to step up your game, munchkin. Or else youâll never get your prize.â
âAnd you need to stop tricking me every chance you get!â You hiss, a sigh casting your head backward as you swipe the hair from your forehead. âIf you played a fair game, then maybeâjust maybeâI would actually win!â
âAww, baby.â A lofty purr makes you awfully aware of the fact that youâre still straddling him, knees planted on both sides of his hips and thighs squeezing tightly around his crotch. âThatâs so cute! Thinking you could ever stand a chance against me.â
âI could!â
âMm, I donât think so.â Satoruâs palms glide along your curves, taking full advantage of the position to rub circles that spread over your ass and close around your thighs; slender fingers tantalizing as they ghost over your exposed skin. âIâm quite strong, in case you havenât noticed.â
He makes you a living example of his words, giddily watching your self-control crumble when he forces you down against his body. A complacent smirk rises on his lips, countering the soft gasp that evades yours.
âSee?â He chuckles. âUnmatched.â
âYouâre quite annoying too.â You huff, biting your lips into a straight line while you deviate from staring at his faceâa grave mistake.
All the wrestling has caused the lapels of his yukata to recede, the fabric so loose it barely counts as hiding a thing. Delicate collarbones pave the path toward his toned chest, rosy claw marks littering his creamy complexion (and it swells you with pride to know youâre the only one to have ever blemished his spotless body) down to the few unruly frosty hairs that span over his sculpted abdomen, and lead lowerâmuch lower than your eyes can currently follow.
Goddamn it, Satoru.
âIs that why youâre grinding against me? Because Iâm annoying you?â
His accusation makes your heart sink inside your chest as you are found guilty of a crime you unwittingly committed. Your hips were swaying back and forth against his hardened cock, guided by a firm grasp that failed to emulate the typically lazy manner with which heâd keep you anchored whenever you rode him.
(Aww, bunny. Keep bouncing like that, and youâll hit your head. Me? Help? Donât be silly. How you gonna grow stronger if I put in all the work, mm? Better be satisfied with what you have throbbing in ya already. Now, where were we? RightâIjichi and hisâŚ)
Except you were in the middle of a fight, and youâre supposed to be holding a grudge that seems to matter less by the minute.
âHey, baby?â His thumb harbors softness when he cups your cheek, candied voice flowing from pretty, pink lips that glisten under the pale moonlight. âThink you can be annoyed with your clothes off?â
You almost succumb to his will, the lines between vexation and lust becoming increasingly blurred as you try to get your point across a final time.
âYâknow, I too like sweets!â Your declaration practically melts into his touch. âJust because I let you do the honors doesnât mean I donât want to try some. It means Iâm a better girlfriend than you.â
âNo arguing here.â Satoru beams. âDonât think I could be a better girlfriend if I tried.â
âSatoru!â You exclaim for the millionth time that day.
âToo early to be screaming my name.â
âIâm serious!â
âAnd Iâm not?â He gasps, hand moving to his chest as if your words actually damaged his impenetrable ego. âTsk, tsk, tsk. My girlie is such a meanie.â
Your eyes perform a semi-circle, knowing better than to venture beyond his neck. His face is cute, in that boyish way everyone swoons over, but his body is another story. The kind you read with the blinds lowered and the lights dim, colored cheeks, and giddy chuckles muffled by your bedding.
Sigh.
âHow can I take you seriously when you say such things?â
âNever said you have to do it seriously. Just takinâ me is good enough.â
âStop that!â
Swatting his hand from your face, you feel it join its twin behind your ass. You donât want him to catch on to how affected you are simply by mounting him, but as your hips are forcibly rocked into his crotch, the wet patch your slick paints on his yukata reveals all that your tongue struggled to keep hidden.
âJerk!â
Satoru grins, holding you tight against his lap as he sits the both of you up. Your noses are suddenly found brushing, and his lips expel a heavy breath your lips eagerly inhale, the proximity dizzying. âMaybe if I gave my girl some sugar, sheâd turn sweeter.â
âUgh, this is exactly what I meant!â You growl in frustration. âSatoru, I swear, if you use one more lame line on me, Iâllââ
Whatever was supposed to come next is drowned out by his tongue as it presses against your mouth, enticing your lips into an all-consuming kiss that threatens to eat you alive. Warm palms hook below your legs, turning scorching as they roll your yukata above your thighs and help secure your knees around his torso, caressing every inch of supple flesh they unveil.
Youâre overcome by need in an instant, and judging from how ardently your boyfriendâs cupping your cheeks, as if heâs either trying to breathe life into you or suck it out of your lungs, itâs safe to say it goes both ways.
His cock rubs against your clit through his clothes. Heâs so hard, and you are so wet that one thrust would be enough to sheathe him fully into your cunt and meld you into one. But that wonât do. If thereâs one thing Satoru doesnât rush, thatâs the way he fucks. He wants to savor everythingâevery kiss, every touch, every whimper, every moan, every last drop of your essence that dribbles onto his fingers and drenches his tongue like the finest, most delectable nectar meant solely for himâbefore indulging the twitching sensation in his balls.
Thereâs no reason for today to be any different.
A string of saliva is cut in the middle as Satoru pulls away, your half drooling down your jaw and his collected by his tongue.
âOh, Iâm so sorry, baby! You were saying?â He coos in an awfully smug tone that barely registers over your incessant panting.
âHm? Nothing? Thought so.â He deduces after turning his ear to your mouth, and for a second, youâre tempted to bite his earlobe right off.
But somehow you donât, and in his book, that counts as obedience, which in turn qualifies for a reward.
He plants a kiss on your nose, tender enough to distract you from the no-good smirk plastered on his lips. âHow about I do that other thing you asked for?â
Your mind traverses a foggy terrain. Youâve asked him for a lot of things in the recent past. Not overloading Aikoâs bowl with cat food the minute he sees it empty. Not surprise-hugging you when youâre walking alone at night and are unaware of his presence. Not rapping your morning routine to the tune of the hemorrhoid cream commercial. Not calling you munchkin or dwarf when itâs him whoâs the long-lost descendant of the legendary tree people.
The list goes on and on with plenty of whimsical examples, and you realize, there are more things youâve explicitly asked him not to do than do, with your one recurrent request being that he get you a ring made from neither fried dough nor grass blades.
âClose your eyes.â You do as youâre told, thinking youâre oh-so-clever when you try to peer at him through downcast eyelashes, only to be shot down by his technique. âUh-uh! No peeking!â The last thing your eyes see before theyâre covered by his left palm are two fingers that hook under his blindfold and tug it upward.
âWhy the secrecy?â You ask impatiently. âAfraid Iâll be blinded by your beauty? Must I remind you Iâve seen you sleeping with your mouth open? The magic is gone.â
âIs it?â His chuckle louder than the elusive sound of his blindfold coming undone. âAnd here my eyes were thinking youâve turned even more beautiful than the last time they saw you. How unfortunate.â
Thereâs a certain humility that comes with someone as ethereal as Gojo Satoru calling you beautiful to your face, but right now, your mind remains fixated on one word and one word only. Eyes. My eyes. His eyes.
âYou took it off?â Excitement colors your tone. âLemme see!â
âBaby, baby, baby.â Satoru playfully chides. âWhen will you learn to be patient, mm? Donât you know that good things come to those who wait?â
Seven years is an awful long time to be waiting around.
Eventually, you feel his hand be drawn away, but before light can enter your eyelids, darkness engulfs them again. Cold satin now covers your brow, the kind of silky material youâve previously only been able to experience via your fingertips as they yanked and hurled it across your bedroom walls.
âTada!â The unmistakable sound of palms clasping. âYou can open them now.â
âSatoru, whatâwhat is this?â You mutter, tight-lipped, as if your ability to speak was also impaired. âI asked to see your eyes, not play suikawari.â
âAw, shoot. Should I go ask for a watermelon?â
You sigh, fingers withdrawing into fists atop your thighs. You wonder how many years of jail time killing your boyfriend warrants, but then again, you doubt youâd possibly achieve what countless others have failed at.
âYou wanted a rematch, didnât you?â His hands move against your own, soft thumbs rolling reassuring circles around your wrists. He brings them to his lips, printing a kiss on each knuckle set. âBetter strike while the ironâs hot. Besides, this gameâs so easy, even you got a chance at winning,â he scoffs a laugh at how quick youâre to escape, pulling your hands back as if you were struck by an electric current. âAll you hafta do is sit back and answer a few questions. Pretty easy, right?â
His voice rings close to your ear. You realize heâs in fact closer when he takes his affections to your cheeks, shamelessly bribing you with the sweetest kisses he can muster.
Itâs working.
âI didnât agree to this.â You state as his jaw perches on your shoulder, strong biceps caging your body while he reaches around your waist to undo the bow of your yukata.
âReally?â His breath travels south, hot steam depriving you of the opportunity to feel any real cold as youâre slowly stripped of your garmentsâand yet you still shudder when his lips close below your throat and suck onto your sweet spot. ââCause you seemed pretty agreeable when you were all ready to jump my bones a minute ago.â
âTh-thatâs becauseââ
The fabric slides down your shoulders like butter, melting into the soft curves and pebbled peaks of your tits before it pools around your hips. His thighs tense up, blood rushing straight to his swollen cock head while he cradles you, eating you up with the eyes you so fondly reminisce.
âAw, pumpkin! Wonât you look at that!â Your cheek is captured between his fingers, lightly pinched. âYouâre blushing through the blindfold.â
You feel so vulnerable, and you arenât sure whether thatâs because youâre straddling your fully clothed boyfriend while being fully naked yourself or because everything around you is amplified, from the way his finger pads dance around your nipples, to the fruity shampoo remnants lingering in his tousled hair.
ââToru, Iââ
You cut yourself off. You donât want to be the kind of woman who has to beg her own boyfriend for dick.
âWill you still be blushing as I fuck your cute face?â
But youâre about to be.
âHey, I was just joking!â Your hands are seized without accomplishing their goal of removing the blindfold. âDonât want you losing before the game begins, do we?â
ââToru, justâI donât care about any stupid games, okay?â You whine, voice purposely pathetic in case he feels generous enough to cave in. âI just want you. I need you. Please?â
âAnd you will have me, baby.â Satoru soothes, shifting both your hands to a single grip while he digs into the pile of clothes at your side. âA promise is a promise. Iâll pamper my precious girl to her heartâs content if thatâs what she wants.â A string too thin to be a rope wraps around your wrists, piecing them together. âLove her all night long; teach her all the things she misses when her eyes are wide open. My sweet honeypie, youâd like that, wouldnât you?â
âIâd also like it if you quit it with all those corny nicknames.â You answer, having absolutely no idea as to how the floor is replaced with the futon when you havenât budged an inch. At least you think you havenât.
âYou love them.â The grin strong in his voice as he lays you down and climbs on top of you, pinning your bound wrists above your head. âLike you love me, my little sugarboo.â
âIâm rolling my eyes.â
âWow, this early? Have barely touched you.â
âIâm rolling my eyes again!â You repeat at a higher volume.
âOf course you are. This isnât too tight, is it?â A finger curls between your binds. You shake your head, and he pecks it, gently caressing your hair while situating his knee between your thighs, bouncing it against your pussy. âYouâll see, youâre gonna love every minute of this,â Satoru continues, his hand playful as his fingers toy with yours.
You have little to no agency over your body when Satoru lifts your leg and folds it onto your stomach, his lips held against yours and his tongue slotted in between. He kisses you slowly, like he has all the time to unravel you, and in a way, he does. He could stretch this moment to infinity, savoring your lips until theyâre all swollen and coated with spit, his name replacing every word in your vocabulary while he wanders lower, dragging his warm mouth against your skin and smearing wet kisses down your tits.
âThe mochi werenât half as sweet as you,â he murmurs, soft lips clamping over your nipple, the suspicion of sharp teeth grazing the sensitive bud. âIâll buy you some in the morning.â
âY-you donât need to,â you huff, your chest heaving with one heavy breath after another as he takes hold of your other nipple, alternating between pinching and rolling it around with his thumb, repeating the same ritual of licking and sucking as the nipple in his mouth changes.
âMm, but I want to.â He insists. âI want to spoil my baby and give her everything she wants. Iâd give her the world if I could.â
And yet, you wonât marry her.
His smile ghosts over your flesh, gradually fading as he approaches your navel. âBut first, I need to fuck her pretty pussy, mm? Thatâs what my princess wants, doesnât she?â
Reluctantly, you nod, a lump forming in your throat when his fingers find purchase beneath your thighs and spread them apart. His biceps curl around your calves as he mounts your knees on his shoulders, peppering your inner thighs with more featherlight kisses that continuously inch closer to your entrance.
He is so attentive when he wants to be, but in his core, Satoru is a selfish lover. He gives, and he gives, and he gives more than you can take, his satisfaction lying in your cute little moans and the tiny arch of your back whenever he pushes you to your limits.
âThank you for the food!â He croons, and you swear to hate yourself for almost chuckling at his distasteful joke.
He was always like that, to the point where suggesting he bewitched you into falling for him isnât an exaggeration so much as an undeniable reality. Him, who with his cheeky smiles, exaggerated gestures, and mirthful snickering, conquered your thoughts and claimed the mushy land of your brain as if it were the moon. Him, whose dimples crease around his lips every time you kiss and whose bright blue irises bloom behind your shut eyelids. Him, whoâd remain the most extraordinarily beautiful person, even if your eyes never opened again.
Him, whose plump lips round around your clit as he finally takes it in his mouth, suckling on the small bundle of nerves as if he expects it to dissolve into liquid sugar.
âF-fuck!â
Your hips buck into his face, lifting from the covers while your hands maintain their position. If it werenât for his stupid infinity, youâd be threading your fingers through his hair and pulling him as far into you as humanely possible, but for now, you can only chant his name, feeling his shoulders tense up while his hungry tongue runs laps between your slick folds.
âIâm so lucky you arenât bound to a region. Iâd have to stockpile on you every single day.â Satoru hums against your clit, the vibrations from his mellifluous tone translating into pleasurable tingles up your spine. âMy favorite specialty,â he chuckles, sounding so lovable that you canât hold it against him.
He doesnât kid about you being like a dessert to him, his tongue greedily soaking up all the juices that gush from your hole right down his chin. He moans in pure delight, perhaps more than you do, the uninterrupted flow of compliments making you feel at least worthy of a Michelin star. So pretty. So sweet. So perfect. The same combination of words heâs been repeating since you first got together, as if his fascination never truly ran out.
The sounds get more salacious while he fucks his tongue into your entrance, and you throw your head back, feeling so unbelievably light that if it werenât for his hold on your thighs, you would be floating straight to the ceiling. His thumbs stretch out your lips for him to reach deeper, pointy nose rubbing deliciously against your swollen clit while he persistently works your body to its high, making out with your nether lips like heâs kissing your actual mouth.
âFeels s-so good, âToru,â you whimper, struggling to keep your legs from closing around his head.
âYeah? Like that?â Satoru chuckles, and it wouldâve pushed you over the edge if his tempo wasnât disrupted. âI like it too. Love eating your little pussy. I can tell she loves me too, doesnât she?â
You canât believe that the man whoâs making all the stars of the night sky appear in the confinement of your tied eyes is the very same man whoâs addressing your pussy as a she.
âHm? Youâre hurting my feelings here.â He sounds pouty, though you can picture the sadistic glint in his eyes as his teeth sink into your clit, softly enough to not induce any pain, but hard enough to bring your hips to a stutter.
âY-yes, she doesâfuck, my pussy loves you, S-satoru!â You cry out.
âHah, thatâs more like it.â
Your voice shatters into a million broken sobs which only motivate Satoru to keep going. He nibbles on the sensitive nub, darted tongue inflicting short and rapid flicks that cut right through the coiling tension in your guts with precision thatâs exclusive to him and the countless times heâs had you fall apart with his mouth alone.
Your fingers clench while your toes curl, thighs trembling as succulent juices spurt all over him, and, Godâhow you wish you could see his pretty face ruined like that.
âMm, baby, you always cum so much for me.â
Without letting a drop go to waste, Satoru licks a luscious stripe between your slit, rolling your essence in his mouth to relish the taste.
âYâknow, I could just make time freeze and eat you out for hours. Days,â he lays a kiss on top of your mound. âWeeks,â one for every thigh. âMonths,â his lips on your clit making you wince from pleasure. âYears.â He snickers, marveling at how easily you respond to his touch. âYouâd want that, sweets? All that pleasure, just for you. Think you could take it?â
Not knowing better, you nod, and he laughs. You arenât familiar enough with Jujutsu to be horrified by the prospect of reliving the same moment over and over again, literally getting fucked dumb in a way his technique has never achieved on another.
âAlright, time to turn off the cheats.â He announces after you manage to regain your breath, and it isnât until his question that youâre reminded of the whole âgameâ ordeal.
âHow many fingers am I holding up?â
âWhat?â Your voice scratches its way out of your throat, coarse and laden with desire.
âYou asked me the same question earlier, remember?â His fingertips tickle as they drum against your stomach. âAt the plateau?â
Iâm surprised you can still see my face behind that thing. How many fingers am I holding up?
âThe one you didnât answer?â
âFour, five, two, four, one.â The number of fingers he presses on your skin changes depending on the number he calls. Youâd be impressed if youâd actually kept track of the digits youâd shown him, and they werenât picked at random.
âSo, how many?â
You try to pull yourself together, calmly considering your options. He wouldnât start with five or four. The first three numbers are more likely, and taking a leap of faithâ
âOne.â You lock in your answer, with an excitable cheer following suit.
âWow, my girl is so smart!â Satoru praises. âGot it on her first try!â
âQuit treating me like Iâm one of your students.â
âOh, trust me.â He runs his middle finger down your abdomen, emphasizing his point with a tap on your clit. âIâd never treat any of my students the way I treat you. Or anyone else for that matter,â he trails off, gathering some of the slick thatâs trickled out of your slit, and brings it into his mouth, finger coated with spit the next time he touches you.
âAll of my special treatment is reserved for my special girl.â
His finger prods lazily into your cunt, thick enough for every ridge to be lusciously dragged against your velvety walls, and long enough to delve straight into your pulsing core.
To his disappointment, there isnât much of a reactionâsave for the occasional hitched breath. You can take it. For seven years now, youâve been trained on his deft fingers and the many tricks they play, but when his thumb begins circling your clit in tandem with his thrusts, your facade cracks.
âAw, you didnât think itâd be this easy, did you, bunny?â Satoru coos in fake sympathy, as his thumb zigzags feverishly about your clit, the finger in your cunt curving in a repetitive come-hither motion.
ââT-toru, pleaseângh!â You whine, your lower half squirming on its own accord. âYou said youâd let me win!â
âLet you?â A complacent smile takes shape on his face, and although you cannot see it, you can hear it chiming in his tone. âWhereâs the fun in that?â
âY-you evil man!â
He giggles at your supposed insult, one moment asking if thatâs the best you can do, and the next cheering you on by saying heâs rooting for you.
Asshole.
Heat runs rampant between the lowest pit in your stomach and the apex of your flushed cheeks, the blindfold soaking sweat off your forehead like a headband. You are close; pressure steadily building only to wither away once Satoru retracts his hand.
Asshole!
âSorry, pretty. Got a little carried away, but no hard feelings, hm?â Your tormentor asks, rubbing your clit at a pace far too slow to be soothing. âNow, how many fingers am I holding up?â
âT-two.â You answer, your sanity chipping the longer your hole remains puckering around nothing.
âDing, ding, ding, we have a winner!â
You kiss your teeth as Satoru angles his wrist with your pussy and shoves two of his fingers in, curling them against the spongy spot that swells with each pump, and when that isnât enough to muffle your cries, you bite down onto your lip, choking on every sob youâve been withholding. Last thing you want is to give your next-room neighbors another reason to fantasize about your boyfriend.
âItâs fine. You can let it all out.â Satoru reads your mind. âRoomâs soundproof, though there isnât much you can say, right?â
Your walls flutter around his fingers in utter bliss. You hate (love) how his words get to your body before your brain can process them; every remark youâd typically deflect, seeping under your skin and igniting as fire in your loins.
âDonât worry,â he chuckles, maintaining a steady rhythm even with his thumb swiping at your clit. âIâll be the one doing all the talking from now on.â
âSh-shut up!â You manage to say before returning to your three-word prayer of little oh-my-godâs and ah-ah-ahâs.
âBut you love my mouth.â Satoru argues back. âAnd now you love my fingers. How long they feel stretching you out, how deep they can go.â
Heâs buried to his knuckles, slowing down for the sake of plunging his digits further into your wet cunt, the lewd squelching bouncing across the walls along with the obscene sounds you let out.
âYouâre practically fucking yourself on them.â
Your boyfriendâs words cloud your brain, your body acting purely on instinct as you begin to hump his hand. Satoru doesnât stand in the way; rather, he assists with a sturdy hold that has your hips slamming against his fingers, repeating the motion until your creamy essence comes pouring down warmly over his palm.
You arenât sure whether the white speckles in your vision stem from the gates of heaven welcoming you to the other side or the light fixtures on the ceiling, becoming certain only after the outline of a halo brushes against your forehead. Itâs hard to call the man slumped above you an angel when his one hand is cupping your cunt, the fingers of the other tasked with undoing the knot around your wrists.
You are free to moveâor about as free as one can be when every joint in their body begs to drag them down, your limbs strewn over the sheets like those of a tattered rag doll. The blindfold is still on, albeit slightly lowered over your nose. A little more wriggling and you can take it off, yet that too requires effort you lack.
Satoru says something that fails to register in your trance. Heâs mocking you. Heâs praising you. Heâs mocking you while praising you, and praising you while mocking you, because those two go hand in hand in his brainâa proper carrot and stick. You think you should be thanking him or cursing him, but your words turn out a jumbled messânothing worth writing home about.
âReady for the final round?â His voice finally conquers the ambientâheavy, almost as though his own ministrations have worn him out, and distorted by every prolonged inhale and sharp exhale he takes.
âDo I have a choice?â You provoke.
âSure you do. Justâhah, not when it comes to this.â
A low fuck evades him, and you are oblivious to the way heâs been fisting his cock this entire time, smearing your slick over his length and squeezing the reddened tip in the ring shaped by his thumb and index, biting onto his tongue whenever your name comes remotely close to spilling from his lips. Only he knows the endurance heâs shown keeping himself from busting in his hand at the sight of your fucked-out form, trembling thighs calling to him in a carnal manner your lips could never muster.
You look ravishing, and ravishing you is all he aches to do.
âHow manyââ Satoru begins, only to be cut off with a croaked three that jumps an octave the moment his fat tip prods into your folds. âThree?â His fingers burrow into the supple flesh of your thighs as he splays your legs over his bare chest. âCouldâve sworn it was at least eight. Guess I need to make it go a bit deeper, huh?â
His lips lay soft against your ankle, trailing honeyed kisses down the expanse of skin that lose finesse once they near the crevice of your knee. An idea blinks in his brain as he grabs your thigh and presses it down against your stomach, repeating the same pattern of tenderness on the other until you are folded in half.
He stares down at you, and for a moment, thatâs all he does. His eyesâthe prized six eyes that are the very synonym for quintessenceâwell with adoration over the point where your bodies connect, the tight fit of your cunt prompting him to lose control and fuck an entire generation of sorcerers into you.
All in good time.
A quiet whisper reminds Satoru of his promise, hips drawing back before they snap right into you, the crude sound of his balls slapping against your ass reverberating across the room. You moan in unison, your fists thudding against the floor as his thrusts send you flying past the covers.
Itâs too much. Itâs too little. You want less. You want more. Your desires bend and twist around one another like indecisive vines, settling on a direction only after he leans forward and fixes the cushions behind your head.
âCongratulations.â The gentle action of his hand combing through your hair contradicts the cock throbbing inside your pussy. âTo think my baby would make me eat my own wordsâwell; I can get behind dating a winner. Especially when theyâre as beautiful as you.â
âS-satoru!â
You look awayâif resting your flushed cheek on the significantly colder pillow and fixing your gaze at whatever lies beyond the blindfold counts as lookingâthe sincerity in his words moving you more than it should.
âWhatâs wrong? Donât tell me you are embarrassed.â Satoru chuckles, punctuating his own question with a sensual roll of his hips that drags against your clit, coaxing the tiniest of moans to slip from your pursed lips.
âHmm, is it because I called you beautiful?â He leans onto his elbow, relying on the weight of his chest to keep you pinned down. âNah, canât be it. I call you beautiful on a daily basis, donât I? Thenâhmmâis it âcause Iâm so nice to you? Because Iâm the best boyfriend you could ask for?â
âQ-quit it with all that self affirmâoh my god!â
Tears prickle your eyelash line at the familiar way his cock glides between your walls. Heâs in so deep, relaxed thrusts pushing against your abdomen from the inside, with your cervix serving as the last line of defense for your merge, gallantly bearing every kiss his tip prints on your core.
âCâmooon, you gotta help me out. Iâm all outta guesses here.â Satoru whines in your ear, his voice a pitch too high. âIs it because you canât see me? Because this feels so good? Or because,â his hand sneaks between your bodies to work languid circles around your clit, âyou just love me that much?â
âAw, so thatâs what it was?â He interprets the clenching of your pussy as he wills. For once he isnât off the mark. âOkay, look at me.â
Even when you werenât embarrassed before, you are about to be as heat pools in your stomach anew, threatening to make your score three to zero. You feel yourself turning liquid, dissolving between ripples of pleasure, drowning in you and drowning in him, and heâs both the riptide pulling you in as heâs the lifeline washing you ashore, the salty tang of the sea clinging to the fingers fumbling about your chin.
âI said, look at me.â His tone serious this time.
Every sense of yours is held captive as Satoruâs lips finally smash into yours, the taste of your essence refusing to die out no matter how many times your tongues swirl around each other. Your breathy moans are traded for his needy grunts, compiling into a broken record that plays sinfully in your ears, the whiff of sex lingering potent in the thick air between you.
He doesnât fuck into you so much as he grinds against you, allowing you to grab at his biceps when your legs start to shake, the white clouds in your peripheral dispersing behind the sky blue of his eyes, placid orbs electrified by lust.
âHi,â Satoru greets with an amiable smile, the blindfold dangling from around his forefinger.
âH-hi,â you return, your palms creeping up his face as if to appraise it, soft thumbs pushing the dampened strands away from his forehead, a thirst within you at last quenched.
âItâs-a me.â He says stupidly, basking in the affectionate way you cradle him.
âIf you crack a Mario joke Iâll kick you in the nuts.â You warn.
âOh no! How dare you genocide my children?â He gasps, and you canât help but chuckle, eliciting a moan from him as your walls tighten around his cock. âM-minus one Gojo junior.â
Another laugh. Another moan. Another kiss.
âWould you put a baby into me if I didnât?â You trace against his lips, uncertain of the answer you want to hear.
Thereâs no reason to be discussing having kids when you havenât even tied the knot, let alone when more qualified candidates exist to continue his clanâs lineage. Maybe Shokoâshe and Satoru have always been close, and a healing technique sounds like a valuable inheritance. Utahimeâyou arenât sure what her abilities are, but they too go back. Even Mei, her family have a sizable fortune, and their genes combined wouldâ
Mischief sparks in his eyes, tugging at the corners of his mouth and spreading to your lips as he kisses youânot his close friend, not his self-declared nemesis, and certainly not his senior. Just plain old you.
âIf thatâs what the future Mrs. Gojo wants, thenââ
âWhat do youââ
Before your questions can manifest, Satoru picks up a tempo that knocks the air out of your lungs and the thoughts out of your mind. Big palms wrap your knees around his torso, sculpted pecs smothering your plushy tits while he vigorously drills his cock into your sopping cunt, having the nerve to laugh at your whimpers in between strangled noises of his own.
âYou feel so good fâme, baby. S-so fucking good, arenât you? My goodânah, my perfect girl. Our kids will be perfect too. G-gonna have lots of âem, mm? Gonna-fuck, gimme a whole class to teach, right?â He blabs deliriously, broad shoulders flexing as your nails rake them.
You want that. Everything heâs willing to offer, a future where his last name precedes your first, and chubby babies that bear his disposition, his ideals, and his smiles follow on your trail like little disoriented ducklings; one where heâs your husband, and youâre his wife, and youâre tied to each other for life.
Satoruâs lips drift toward your neck, biting sloppy marks that have you writhing below him. And when his cock hits that one spot inside of you, the one heâs been abusing all night long like a kid with a brand new toy on Christmas Eve, âOh my GodâG-god, p-please j-just like that, shit shit f-fuck!â
âWhy bring religion into this?â He mumbles, voice inadvertently sultry and cumbered with every bit of self-restraint he showed before entering this frenzy where his climax is the only thing that matters. âJustâhah, say my name. Let the heavens know who helped you ascend them.â
The next time your eyes meet, heâs grinning, pink lips bitten cherry red, and heâs pretty; so pretty; too pretty.
âC-canât say th-things like that!â You struggle to maintain control over your bobbing head.
âWhy not? Your little heart canât handle it?â
âSh-shut up, dumbass!â
His eyebrows unite amid his forehead, even his frown attractive.
âThatâs not my name.â
âS-stupid!â You yelp, mainly addressing the myriad stupid butterflies that chose to swarm your stupid stomach at his stupid commentary.
âMmm, I think youâre the one getting fucked stupid here, sugarplum.â
Satoru zooms on into your lips, playfully swiping his tongue in between. You canât cum any more; itâs physically impossible. You think. But âimpossibleâ isnât a word in his vocabulary; every snap of his hips causes you to ride on a rollercoaster with no end-destination, only a consistent state of newer highs.
âS-satoru.â His name rolling off your tongue works like a charm, the rhythm of his thrusts slowing down as he presses your foreheads together.
âAgain?â He pleads. Quietly. A pin capable of overshadowing his tone.
ââToru.â Two smiles turn into one. âMy âToru.â
âMore.â
Thereâs not a single gap between your bodies; every piece of him fits into every piece of you like a puzzle, but somehow he seems to get closer, squeezing into your hips a little tighter and kissing your lips a little rougher.
His heart beats wildly against his chest, red leaking onto his cheeks and blue spilling from the ocean in his eyes. He looks at you with loveâso much love that itâs seared into your very being and becomes your own identity as the only woman Gojo Satoru ever truly, madly, deeply loved.
âI love you, âToru.â
Itâs the combination of those four little words that pushes Satoru over the edge, his hips jerking violently while his cock pumps ropes upon ropes of creamy cum inside your spent pussy, filling you up until you canât be filled any more.
He collapses on top of you, head reduced into a fluffy snowball that takes refuge in the crook of your neck, and thatâs your cue to hold him close, pampering him with all the affection youâre otherwise so frugal about. Heâs touch-starved to the point of shaking in your embrace, nearly purring as your arms loop behind his back and your lips touch his shoulders, peppering incomplete kisses across his hot skin.
Your hands relocate to his cheeks as he regains enough composure to face you, an idiotically bright smile stretching from one ear to the other. He nuzzles your palms, pressing kisses at the center of each and then rubbing his nose against them like a content kitten who just received the worldâs greatest belly rub.
Aiko should learn from him.
âI love you more, hunny bunny.â Satoru beams, soft rays of sunshine pouring from the cracks in his dimples. âNon-negotiable.â
You bask in the afterglow together, locking toes as if youâre trying to hold hands and making out like two teenagers in heat. Correction: two idiots in love.
Your so-called honeymoon period never ended, probably because you never ran out of things to love about each other. Right now, youâre loving how Satoruâs dick remains plugged inside your pussy despite its painful twitching, for the simple reason you asked him to stay like that a little longer.
You love how Satoru tries to keep his eyes open when you kiss just so you can appreciate them a while longer, and you love the light giggle that tickles your lips as you remind him that only sociopaths kiss with their eyes open.
You love the way Satoru buries his head between your tits and squeezes them against his cheeks, apologizing to his âgirlsâ for not giving them the proper attention and promising expensive lingerie and whipped cream treatments when you get back to Tokyo.
You also love how when Satoru pulls out and sees the mess he made out of your hole, his seed rolling between your thighs in an endless stream, his first reaction is to grin, and his second is to teleport across the room, cleaning you up before you can realize he ever left. You love that the answer to the question âhow?â is a cocky âbecause Iâm Gojo Satoru,â which seems to be the answer to most things concerning him.
The list of things you love about your boyfriend grows exponentially after Satoru puts the two of you in bed and pulls you into his arms. You love his hugs. How you drown in them, how he engulfs you better than any dress, shirt, or skirt can. You love the comforting scent his pores exude and the temperature of his naked skin on yours.
You love the narrow hugs that date back to lazy mornings in your student one-bedroom apartment, splayed in a bed that could barely fit his enormous legs, and the wide, almost too comfortable ones you share in his king-sized bed. You love the silly, whiny tone that typically begs you to miss work and try to outlast eternity with him, now declaring itâs âsleepy time.â
You love the Satoru that chased after you until you loved him back, and the Satoru who patiently waits until your eyelids close first so you donât go a minute without him.
ââToru?â You mumble into his chest, seconds before the last semblance of conscience fades away. âDid you turn it off? Your technique, I mean.â
âDid I?â Snowy lashes flutter slowly above his tired eyes. âHmm, guess weâll have to see in nine months.â Satoru kisses your forehead. âGoodnight, my little cuddle muffin.â
On second thought, there is one thing you hate about him.
âGoodnight, Gojo.â
âG-Gojo?! Hey, what happened to âToru? Baby? I know youâre not sleepingâhey, wake up, I was just joking! Come on!â
43 Missed CallsâPrincipal Nanimon
You have 9 new voicemails.
Press play.
âSatoru!â The phone rattles in his grasp, nearly falling into the wooden plate splayed on his lap. âI think I told you to keep your phone on at all times! You are a sorcerer; show some responsibââ
âWhat is he going on about?â Satoru yawns, scratching the back of his head, and then scrolls to the next voicemail in line.
âSatoru! This is your final chance to answer before Iââ
âFinal my ass, thereâs likeâwhat, seven more of âese?â He comments with a mouth full of fruit that the room service so kindly delivered a few minutes ago. Delicious. Another reason for him to drop a five-star review.
Itâs no surprise when the third voicemail starts with the exact same enraged pronunciation of his name and continues with empty threats that want him scrubbing the entire school grounds. Yaga seems to have forgotten their teacher-student relationship ended a decade ago.
Neeeeeext.
âSatoru, I saw what Nanimon is, and I am not happy.â
âOh? So he outgrew Windows XP?â He chuckles inaudibly.
Licking the sticky nectar off his fingers, Satoru pads toward the window, standing guard between the vicious sun rays and your sleeping form. You appear immune to Yagaâs ear-shattering voice, eyelids shut, and sheets kicked off your nude body, with your hair coiled around your head like a hornetâs nest.
Muffling the speaker with one hand, Satoru leans to untangle the hair from your open mouth. He thinks he might be partial to your charms, because even when heâs holding onto your spit-laced locks, he can only smile at how cute you are drooling in your sleep.
âSatoru? Satoru!â A voice far too guttural to be yours calls out to him, until he realizes Yagaâs voice has broken out of the voicemails.
âPrincipal Yaga!â Satoru greets once he puts some distance between himself and the bedding. âGood mornââ
âSatoru! What do you think you are doing not answering my calls?â The man fumes.
âEating persimmons while watching my adorable girlfriend sleep,â he answers earnestly, switching apps and snapping a quick picture of your face. âSheâs so prettyâahhhh, I feel so lucky! Want me to show you? Do you even remember what a real woman looks like?â He taunts.
âSheâs still your girlfriend?â
âHuh?â The phone changes ears. âMan, your memory is really failing you. How about I pay for you and Principal Gakuganji to go on a little vacation? I know this amazing resort for senior citizens; their cognitive enhancement therapy did wonders for my great-great-great uncle. Just say my name; theyâll treat youââ
âSatoru, this is important!â Yaga cuts him off. âYouâve been off the map an entire day,â fourteen hours, he corrects, âand havenât popped the question? What are you waiting for?â
His gaze rakes over your exposed body, trailing the necklace of mauve lovebites around your neck. Smiling, âWeâve been busy.â
âTell me you didnât forget the ring.â
âNah, itâs right here.â
Satoru reaches inside his yukataâs sleeve and examines the small jewelry box, tempted to ruin the surprise by grabbing the blue diamond ring and placing it around your fingerâright here, right now. It will look so much prettier on you than it does gathering dust in its confinement.
âWhat about you?â He stores it away and resumes his call. âDid you do what I asked you to?â
A sigh. âItâs all ready on our side. Are you sure sheâll say yes? You sound confident, but a womanâs heart isnât the same as jujutsu, Satoru. When it comes to love, the mouth is the source of disaster, and when it comes to you, itâs better to just give her the damn ring and say nothing.â
âAnd Sugiyama Kiyotaka says itâs fine as long as we understand each other. I get your point. Donât need love advice from an old man with a doll fetish. I know what Iâm doing. Besides, sheâs the only one for me. She will say yes.â
A low roar reverberates from the speaker like a faulty engine thatâs about to combust, and when it does combust, the entire room shakes. âSatoru! Youâre gonna be a married man soon. Better shape up orââ
âBlah blah blah,â Satoru mocks. âDonât you have anyone else to nag? I think Ijichi forgot to file thatââ
ââToru?â
The sweet sound of your voice gives him all the reason he needs to hang up the phone after a hasty, âDonât call me if you donât need me, and if you do, then donât.â
âBabyyyyyyyyyy!â He drags out the syllable as much as possible, an invisible cloud of dust appearing around his body when he falls on the empty space beside you, open arms wrapping your shoulders in an excruciatingly tight embrace. Kissesâlots of kisses slobbered all over your face while you are too drowsy to repel him.
ââT-Toru! S-stop!â You chuckle hoarsely, reciprocating the sentiment however you can. âWho was that on the phone?â
âNo one important,â Satoru grins, balancing his chin against your chest. âReady for today? I got a very fun day planned ahead of us.â
A/N: If you made it this far, then congratulations! You finished reading my first Gojo fic (that made me fall in love with him jsjsjs)
As I mentioned above, chapter 1 is a flashforward to the main storyline that will start kicking chapter 2 onward. Expect laughable misunderstandings, questionable comedic moments, cat rescuings, college tutorings, and the angst behind Gojo's refusal to get married.
Hope you'll stick with! Likes, Reblogs, and Comments, are always appreciated đ
#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo smut#jujustu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#jjk x reader#i wanna tie the knot#satoru <3#jjk gojo#jjk fanfic
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JJK Incorrect Quotes #3
Megumi: Iâve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Yuuji: Wow. They sound stupid. Megumi: But theyâre not. Theyâre really smart actually. Just dense. Yuuji: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I donât know⌠âHey! I love you!â Megumi: I guess youâre right. Hey Itadori, I love you. Yuuji: See! Just say that! Megumi: Holy fucking shit. Yuuji: If that flies over their head then, sorry Fushiguro, but they're too dumb for you. Megumi: Itadori.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#incorrect quotes#jjk fushiguro#jjk itadori#itafushi#fushiita#megumi fushiguro#yuuji itadori#itafushi friday#Megumi will bring this one up constantly when they tie the knot.#Megumi is petty#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji
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fireworks
#the poppy war#fang runin#yin nezha#rinezha#digital illustration#my art#rin is wearing nezhaâs hairpin#giving your lover your hairpin in ancient china was a symbol of wanting to tie the knot#do with that what you will#theyâre happy#togheter#theyâre so in love#hc rin has never seen that many fireworks at that scale#nezhaâs just pathetic
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Another reason Leo and Nico should have interacted more in HoH: Leo made a whole ass mechanical hoist system to unload the Athena Parthenos from the ship, but Nico was left to tie some ropes together to lug the statue around.
You're telling me Leo couldn't have put together something way better and more secure for one of the most important tasks left in the quest? When he'd been trying to figure out the statue since bringing it aboard. When he was one of the ones to see the camp in ruins in his dreams and getting the statue there safely would prevent this. When he had to make himself a personal helicopter with a rope halter earlier in the book to save his life in like two minutes. Logically, he would have seen his job with the statue through to the end.
#leo valdez#nico di angelo#heroes of olympus#hoo#valdangelo#somewhat at least- even w/o that objectively it doesnât make sense. with what rr was trying to do w/ nicos character-sure fine but for leo?#house of hades#I hope nico knew how to tie knots
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