#ticklish!jack bauer

[amazingmsme]

one time slippery when wet was tickling jack bauer and when craphole saw it he basically had a moment of “if mom is doing it i should do it 😀” and pulled a little sneak attack on his dad!

jack bauer is never going to turn down a bonding moment with his son so he just kinda lets it happen

then Mouthface sees a doesnt want to be left out so she helps craphole out!

afterwards jack bauer got his time to be the tickle monster!

i love this silly little dysfunctional family on the trail <333

(also i just want to say how much this account cheers me up whenever im feeling low, i havent been my best recently but i always feel better when i come to this account! Every ask i leave is always answered and added onto which is so cool, and yeah, just thank you for just being such a positive blog on this platform! I hope you have an amazing day/night!!)

TRAIL TO OREGON TICKLE HEADCANONS REAL????

This is SO DAMN CUTE OMGGGGG JACK BAUER DASERVES TO GET WRECKED!!!

Slippery When Wet was probably getting him back for something stupid he did & I absolutely love how Craphole was just like monkey see monkey do & jumped right in! & Mouthface sure as hell won’t let herself be left out of the fun! & Craphole’s totally doing it wrong, so she’s gotta show him how it’s done! Jack Bauer of course gets his revenge & he plays up the role of tickle monster & makes obnoxious growling & snarling noises because that man is just so silly!

You have no idea how much it warms my heart to hear this!! I’m so happy to be able to bring you joy, even when it might be hard to find. That’s the whole reason why I made this blog, I want to share my works with the world & hopefully spread a little bit of happiness to those who need it

I’m trying to be better about answering asks, & there’s some old ones I haven’t answered & those loom over me like a dark cloud of shame, but I promise, I will get to them… eventually. But I’ve been in such a Hatchetfield mood & there’s finally other people who like it, so every braincell goes towards that

[amazingmsme]

Jack Bauer is 100% the type of person to deny being ticklish 3 seconds before being absolutely wrecked

REAL! You’re so right for this bestie! Like he knows what’s about to happen, but he’ll be damned if he just LETS it happen! He’s also the type to continue to deny being ticklish as he’s laughing his ass off

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THIS MAY BE A TAD BIT GOOFY BUT..

slippery when wet and jack bauer for the brotp 👀👀

I LOVE THE SILLIES, THEY’RE SO CUTE! I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ONE!

1. Who’s more ticklish?

Jack is too much of a dumb golden retriever boy to NOT be the most ticklish

2. What kind of tickles are they sensitive to?

I feel like they’d both be particularly weak to rougher tickles over a light touch

3. Which role (lee/ler) does each of them hold?

They’re both such strong switches, but Slippery When Wet is lowkey a control freak & she has to focus on keeping her husband from doing something stupid, & that usually means tickling him until he promises not to do The Thing

4. How did they discover each others’ ticklishness?

Jack was trying to be all hot & seductive & started kissing down Slippery’s neck. She was a giggly mess by the end of it! She found out about Jack’s own lil weakness on purpose, but cleverly disguised as an accident. After he got her, revenge was on the mind & she couldn’t help but daydream about what he might look like all giggly & blushing. So she offered him an innocent foot massage & the rest is history

5. Who’s more likely to instigate a tickle fight?

Jack Bauer is a menace to society & especially to his wife. When he thinks she might be upset with him, he’ll just scream “TICKLE FIGHT” & scoops her up in a tickly hug. But most of the time it turns into Slippery When Wet letting out her frustration by wrecking his shit. So just because hr instigates it doesn’t mean he’s very good at it

6. How often do they tickle each other?

Definitely a few times a week. Jack’s just so affectionate & stupid & Slippery is very fondly annoyed with him

7. Who’s the least likely to ask for tickles?

Slippery When Wet is too good to ask for it, are you fucking serious rn? Her husband should be able to read her mind & know when she wants to get wrecked! She gets all quiet & huffy because her very obvious hints aren’t working! Don’t worry tho, Jack eventually gets it

[amazingmsme]

just to quickly add onto the tto hc i just sent because i have a million tkl headcanons for this show bouncing around my head like the dvd logo

Mouthface found out her dad was ticklish because tittymitty saw SWW tickling him once and decided it would be entertaining to tell the girl with “bloodlust” about it!

Mouthface also absolutely uses cheer up tickles on craphole whenever he gets sad about hunting!!!! she claims its because his moping is getting on her nerves but she really just wants to see her brother laugh!

i never realize how weird the names are until SWW and tittymitty are involved 💀

I remember back when I first saw it, all I wanted was to see Jack Bauer get absolutely wrecked! Glad to know I’m not the only one! Tittymitty absolutely did it to spite him & to make his granddaughter happy, but mostly out of spite. Mouthface leapt at the opportunity to pull one over on her old man, it makes her feel tough!

& she’s such a good sister, she always cheers Craphole up after he gets upset. She can tell based on his mood whether she should be more playful & ruthless or more loving & gentle

Their names are so funny & crazy, I’d love to know what names different audiences gave the family! But I was giggling to myself over your last ask because their names are so silly! & I just know other people are like wtf are you even talking about?😂