#ticklish!illumi

[xolliwritez]

My first attack against @giggly-toybox !

Illumi was very fun to wreck🐭✨️

@tickleartfight

[mikoyamisheadcanonblog]

Illumi Relationship

Warning: Abusive, controlling, manipulating material

I see Illumi as a controlling, abusive, narcissist who will keep whoever he loves under his thumb and use any means necessary

🪡Who Wakes up first in the morning:🪡  Illumi, isn’t one to sleep deeply. He will wake up any creaks and movements his S/O moves. He wants to make sure his S/O is around him. He will keep his S/O close to him. He will wake up to bring breakfast for his S/O, and question them about how their night was before, he wants to hear about their dream making sure they didn’t dream anything they shouldn’t have.

🪡Who’s the first to fall asleep at night: 🪡 He will ‘fall’ asleep, he is monitoring his S/O.  His S/O has to be in the room when he falls asleep. He is a controlling man but if his S/O is good he will give them a little freedom by having them wander his room, if completely dedicated to him he will allow his S/O to wander the mansion. If bad he will handcuff them to his bed and fall asleep next to them.

🪡What they playfully tease each other over: 🪡 Jokes come from his part, he isn’t very fond of jokes when he is at the end of them. But he will make jokes about his S/O. The jokes will be mostly about locking his S/O up if they are acting out of turn, and using his needles to control them. If his S/O is good, he will use rewards. The issue is never knowing when he is joking or not.

🪡What they do when the other’s having a bad day:🪡  Illumi will not notice if his S/O is having a bad day. He will only notice after so many mistakes that irritated him, that his punishment will be harsh. But if his S/O is devoted to him he will be lighter. Never expect a deep understanding conversation from him. If he is having a bad day, it is obvious as he seems more irritated, his S/O will not leave his side at all and he is in more control of them, if his S/O is doing everything perfectly expect to be rewarded if not, punishment ~~maybe shackled in the basement~~.

🪡How they say ‘I’m sorry after arguments:🪡  Illumi saying sorry will never happen. His S/O is always the only one to say sorry. His S/O made the mistake of challenging him, and he punished his S/O till they are begging for forgiveness. When his S/O does he will not forgive his S/O right away but will slowly start giving them rewards as they please him.

🪡Which one’s more ticklish: 🪡His S/O. Though he doesn’t really do anything with it.

🪡Their favorite rainy day activities:🪡 Training, studying, and housewife training. He wants his S/O to be the perfect S/O for him. After all the training he treats his S/O, could be, cuddling, could be sexual. It is whatever his S/O wants.

🪡How they surprise each other: 🪡He might surprise his S/O by rewarding them, and his S/O might have the freedom to explore the mansion more. Or even leave the mansion without him. Others might be a harsher punishment than usual. He will keep his S/O on their toes. He isn’t a fan of surprises.

🪡Their most sickening show of public affection:🪡There is none, till he sees his S/O talking to someone he views as a treat does he hold his S/O close. He gives his S/O a warning glare before kissing his S/O over the corpse that he deemed a treat.

[giggly-toybox]

Illumi with a ticklish s/o

First post, so why not start with my husband? Quick note: As I’m only at the greed island arc, I haven’t seen that much of Illumi yet. So forgive me if this is grossly out of character

He found out when his hand was around your waist or something like that

When you told him he didn’t make a big deal out of it he just went “Oh, ok”

In all honesty he doesn’t really tickle you intentionally

The most he’ll do is pinch your waist and act like he didn’t do it

“Hey! Illumi!” “What? I didn’t do anything”

But for the most part he doesn’t tickle you unless you ask

When you do he gets confused as to why

“I thought people found this unenjoyable”

But inevitably he’ll do it if asked

He doesn’t tease you at all, the only thing he’d really say is something like “Wow, you’re loud”

But other than that he doesn’t really say anything, he just stares at you with those big ass eyes

[giggly-squiggily]

Hey Squiggily! You write for Chrollo, right? You don’t write for any of the other adult trio ;-; if so could I request ler chrollo and lee reader with a sentence starter of your choosing? You have full power for this lil drabble :3

{Puffs are officially CLOSED}

Heyo anon! :D I do! Not so much for Hisoka or Illumi, no. Ahh, I love the ballroom dancing idea so much!!! I've gotcha covered, anon!

Song: Sway- Michael Buble

You looked up when jazz music started to play, the small speaker sitting on Chrollo’s desk pumping out a sort of cha-cha beat. Said man was humming along, loosening up his limbs with graceful movements. It was such a rare sight seeing him so relaxed.

“When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway~” He sang along, offering you a hand as he finished the lyric. “Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more.~”

You…never danced ballroom before. Most of your moves were fairly spontaneous and clumsy. You were sure you’d end up stepping on his feet more than “swaying”.

And yet- he was watching you with such inviting eyes, it was hard to not take his hand. He pulled you up, twirling you around before bringing you close to his chest, the music seeming to engulf you as you gasped softly. His easy smile seemed to grow at your reaction.

“Like a flower bending in the breeze, bend with me, sway with ease~” The song continued on, Chrollo waltzing you with ease while you struggled not to trip and fall. There were a number of times you were sure you kicked him in the ankle and gave him a bruise, but he barely reacted. If anything, his gentle moves felt reassuring- no pressure to keep the beat but with just enough guidance to teach you.

When his hand came around your waist to hold you closer, you let out a squeaky giggle. Chrollo paused, brow raised as you felt your face warm. “Erm..hehe, sorry. I’m ticklish.”

“Oh are you now?” Chrollo raised a brow, something impish in that small grin. You knew your fate was sealed then.

“Wait- what abohohut the dahhahahnce?” You giggled out as fingers found your sides, sending bursts of mirth into the room.

“Dancing can come later. For now- I want you to laugh for me.”

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Masterlist

 Prompt List

Hunter x Hunter:

Main Four:

Gon: Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Gon and Poly!Gon+Killua HC, Poly!Gon and Killua w/Escapist Darling, 

Killua: Drabbles | 2 |

Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Killua and Poly!Gon+Killua HC, Poly!Gon and Killua w/Escapist Darling, Killua w/Assassin Darling,

Leorio: Emotionless Daughter HC, Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Poly!Kurapika and Leorio w/Escapist Darling, Leorio and Poly!Kurapika+Leorio HC,  Poly!Kurapika Escapist S/O Now Nen User,

Kurapika: Drabbles | 13 | | Finds Darling at the Mall |

 Stronger Yandere Rival HC,  Darling Sends Nudes HC, Kurapika’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Kurta Survivor Darling, Emotionless Daughter HC, Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Poly!Illumi and Kurapika HC, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Darling Disappears HC, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Poly!Kurapika and Leorio w/Escapist Darling, Kurapika and Poly!Kurapika+Leorio HC, Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Escapist Tricking Darling, Escapist Darling w/Youngest Child, Poly!Leorio Escapist S/O Now Nen User, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Kurapika w/Self-Harming Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume, OG Spider Darling,

Adult Trio + Glitter Rat:

Hisoka: Drabbles | 13 | | 49 |

Darling w/Teleporting Nen, Hisoka’s Type, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Gullible Darling, Poly!Adult!Trio w/Escapist Darling, Poly!Hisoka and Illumi w/Escapist Darling, Platonic HC, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother, Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Omegaverse (ABO) General HC, 

Illumi: Drabbles | 44 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Darling w/Teleporting Nen, Illumi’s Type,  Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Darling w/Small Hands, Poly!Illumi and Kurapika HC, Cuddle HC, Poly!Adult!Trio w/Escapist Darling, Poly!Hisoka and Illumi w/Escapist Darling, Milluki and Illumi Sharing a Darling | Pt 2 HC | | Pt 3 |, Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Silva w/Illumi’s Darling, Plantoic HC, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother, Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume, Omegaverse (ABO) General HC,

Chrollo: Chrollo + PT | Teaser/Part 1 | Part 2 |

Drabbles | 27+32 | | 22 | | 40 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Darling w/Teleporting Nen, Chrollo’s Type, Darling Sad By Death, Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, Illiterate Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Kurta Survivor Darling, Gullible Darling, Vampire Darling, Darling Being Cute, Darling Focusing On Kullato HC, Cuddle HC, Poly!Adult!Trio w/Escapist Darling, No Nut November HC, Little Sister (Platonic), Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie, Darling in a Bunny Costume, Omegaverse (ABO) General HC,

Pariston: Drabbles | 46 |

Zoldyck:

Silva: Silva’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, Darling w/Small Hands, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Kikyo+Silva Share a Darling, Silva w/Illumi’s Darling, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother, Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Kikyo: General HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Kikyo+Silva Share a Darling, Platonic HC, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother,  Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Milluki:  Darling w/Small Hands, Milluki and Illumi Sharing a Darling | Pt 2 HC | | Pt 3 |,  Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Kullato: General HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie

Alluka: Aged!Up General HC,

Greed Island:

Razor: Wearing Their Shirt HC, 

Bisky: Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Phantom Troupe:

Uvogin: Tatooed | Pt 1 | | Pt 2 |

Drabbles | 22 | | 22 | | 27 | | 2 | | 32 |

Husband HC, Uvogin’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Wearing Their Shirt HC, Darling w/Small Hands, Gullible Darling, Poly!Uvo and Shal w/Artist Darling, Cuddle HC, Little Sister (Platonic),

Phinks: Drabbles | 17+19 | | 6 | | 36 | 

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Blind Darling HC, Wearing Their Shirt HC,  Darling w/Small Hands, General HC, Phinks’Type, Ticklish s/o,

Feitan:  Drabbles | 39 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Feitan’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, General HC,  No Nut November HC, Darling w/Tickle Kink, Escapist Tricking Darling, Sadistic Darling Wants Therapy, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie, Ticklish s/o,

Shalnark: Drabbles | Random | | 12 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Shalnark’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Poly!Uvo and Shal w/Artist Darling, Kidnapped (And Coming Along) Darling, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Escapist Tricking Darling,

Pakunoda:  Darling Sends Nudes HC, Blind Darling HC, Little Sister (Platonic), Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Franklin: Darling w/Small Hands

Shizuku: Shisuku’s Type

Machi: Kidnapped (And Coming Along) Darling, Little Sister (Platonic),

Nobunaga: Drabbles | 21+15 |

York New: 

Neon: Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Chimera Ants:

Meruem: Drabbles | 19 |

Dear Human | Pt 1 (NSFW)|

Would They Change Their Darling HC, Emotionless Daughter HC, Darling Disappears HC, Stronger Yandere Rival HC, Meruem HC, Extermination Team Darling

Shaiapouf: Shaia HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Darling w/Nen Wings, Poly!Pitou + Shaiapouf,

Methuthuyoupi: Darling w/Small Hands Youpi HC,

Neferpitou: Darling w/Small Hands, Pitou HC, Kidnapped (And Coming Along) Darling, Poly!Pitou + Shaiapouf,

Zazan: Zazan HC

Colt: Colt HC

Chimera Ant Queen: Chimera Ant Queen HC,  

My Hero Academia:

Villains:

All For One: Sweet healer | Pt 1 (NSFW)|

League Of Villians: 

Dabi: Dabi’s Type, Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Shigaraki: No Nut November HC, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie, Darling in a Bunny Costume, 

Mr. Compress: Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Kurogiri: Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Shie Hassaikai:

Kai Chisaki (Overhaul): Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Hari Kurono (Chronostasis): Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Toya Setsuno:  Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Clumsy Darling, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume, 

Upperclassmen:

Tamaki Amajiki (Suneater): Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Pro Heroes:

Enji Todoroki (Endeavor): Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead): Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

All Might (Toshinori Yagi): Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Hawks: Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Class 1-A:

Kirishima: Kinks Secret and Lingerie

Shinsou: Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Class 1-B:

Monoma: Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Mortal Kombat:

Outworld: 

Kotal Kahn: Memories of a Kahn, 

Shinnok: Then and Now,

Stand Alone Fan Fiction:

Stuck at a StandStill: 

Prologue (Before We Begin), Chapter 1 (Three, Two, One, Begin), Chapter 2 (Test to Stay), Chapter 3 (Day Two),

Q and A:

Q/A: 

Alpha and Omega, What I Write/Don’t Write, How Did I Get Into HxH and Writing, Is There  Limit to The Amount Of Requests, Who is My Favorite HxH Character, Do I write LGBT+, Are Meek Readers Cliche, Want to Talk? Let’s Talk, Do I Write Character x Yandere!Reader, Do I write Au’s, A Little Writing Advice, How do I organize my asks, How far do I go with NSFW, What are my pronouns, What can you call me, Who I would probably befriend in HxH, 

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🌸✨ HxH Masterlist ✨🌸

Characters with names A-K are below the cut

Characters with names L-Z are linked here

🌶 = N/SFW

❥ Adult Trio

At the club HCs

Self care day HCs

Reader who likes to kiss them a lot HCs 🌶

Reader who laughs a lot

Yandere! HCs

Reader w/ self harm scars HCs

Reader that hides their moans HCs 🌶

Reader in Evil Organization HCs

College AU HCs

SoftDom Reader HCs

General 🌶 HCs

Reader with a cute sneeze HCs

Punk Rock Reader HCs

Switching bodies with Reader for a day HCs

Reader that’s always tired HCs

Cheering up reader HCs

Reaction to reader doing WAP dance

Weeb S/O HCs

How they text

S/O with ADHD HCs

S/o with glasses HCs

model/artistic s/o HCs

Reaction to tripping and grabbing a breast HCs

Reaction to reader’s intense orgasm HCs🌶

Ideal date HCs

Favorite casual/sexy outfits for S/O

Giving s/o massages HCs

S/o who loves hickies🌶

Reacting to being complimented

S/O with bruises HCs

Reacting to reader getting dressed up for them

Reaction to reader studying when sick HCS

Handwriting HCs

Reader w Acne HCs

❥ Chrollo Lucilfer

Yandere!Chrollo crashes readers wedding HCs

Cuddles Scenario

Reader soft confession

“Daddy” Drabble 🌶

Begging Reader Drabble

Chrollo x Reader Drabble slight 🌶

Chrollo x Reader Anal Drabble 🌶

Soft BF HCs

Bratty Reader Scenario 🌶

F!Reader Tied Up Scenario 🌶

Reader who isn’t easily impressed HCs

Chrollo interested in Reader Scenario

With a daughter HCs

Chrollo x Reader who accepts him for who he is

Reader surprises Chrollo at a coffeeshop Oneshot

Reader comforts jealous Chrollo slight 🌶

Ticklish reader HCs

First time HCs🌶

D/S Dynamic with Reader HCs 🌶

Top 5 D/S Dynamic Rules + Drabble 🌶

Admiring dressed up F!Reader

Reader from Meteor City HCs

Taking reader to Meteor City HCs

Mommy kink HCs🌶

Doing facemasks w Reader HCs

Reader who steals his boxers HCs

Mommy Kink drabble🌶

S/O with long hair HCs

Reader swamped with HW scenario 🌶

Cumming on reader’s face HCs 🌶

Body worship HCs

Aftercare HCs🌶

How he celebrates his birthday HCs

Chrollo x White 700 Follower Event Drabble

Chrollo x Purple 700 Follower Event Drabble

Chrollo x Indigo 700 Follower Event Drabble

Convinced to wear a skirt HCs

❥ Feitan Portor

Taller s/o HCs

Pet names for S/O🌶

S/o who likes to sit in his lap HCs

S/o who loves hickies🌶

Feitan x Purple 700 Follower Event Drabble

Feitan x Pink 700 Follower Event Drabble

Feitan x reader Torturing someone together scenario 

With S/O who likes to wear baggy clothes HCs

❥ Ging Freecss

Reader Non-Con Smut One shot🌶

Bodyguard reader HCs🌶

Ging x Blue 700 Follower Event Drabble

Ging x Green 700 Follower Event Drabble

❥ Hisoka Morow

Hisoka x Reader Scenario

Knife Play Drabble 🌶

Baking cookies HCs

Being sensitive to jokes HCs

Twerking S/O Hcs

Hisoka Cheats on Reader Pt 1 / Pt 2

Ticklish reader HCs

With a younger sister

Younger sister fluff HCs

First time HCs🌶

Choking reader during sex One Shot 🌶

Reader who steals his boxers HCs

Doing facemasks w Reader HCs

Manipulating his little sister HCs

Cumming on readers face HCs🌶

S/O with long hair HCs

Gentle Vanilla one shot🌶

S/O flashes their panties HCs slight🌶

Soft, peaceful S/O HCs

Little sister trying to be independent HCs

Soft!Hisoka opens up to reader HCs

Reader actively avoiding Hisoka HCs

Hisoka x Red 700 Follower Event Drabble

Hisoka x Turquoise 700 Follower Event Drabble

Hisoka x Dark Blue 700 Follower Event Drabble

Hisoka x Pink 700 Follower Event Drabble

Hisoka x Chartreuse 700 Follower Event Drabble

Dialogue Drabble Event

❥ Illumi Zoldyck

Illumi x S/O tangled hair HCs

Reader with bruises Slight 🌶

Drunk S/O HCs

On a mission with reader HCs

First date HCs

Being sensitive to jokes HCs

S/O who struggles on the first day of their period HCs

With a daughter HCs

Pegging HCs 🌶

Reader who steals his boxers HCs

Reaction to reader not returning boxers scenario 🌶

Indulging F!readers hidden kinks scenario 🌶

With a shy, socially anxious S/O HCs

S/O giving him lots of hickies HCs

Sub!Illumi wearing lingerie HCs 🌶

Wearing s/os sweaters HCs

Cumming on readers face HCs🌶

Getting fucked by M!Reader HCs🌶

Waking up sleep deprived s/o HCs

Sub!Illumi with Mommy Kink 🌶

Escalated making out HCs🌶

Illumi x Lavender 700 Follower Event Drabble

❥ Killua Zoldyck

Older sister figure HCs

Reader w fear of thunder Scenario

Killua with a crush

Prank on reader Drabble

S/O who loves Alluka HCs

❥ Kite/Kaito

SoftDom Reader HCs 🌶

Vocal Reader during sex 🌶

Angst Drabble

Reader braiding his hair HCs

🌶 HCs

Kink HCs🌶

Reader in Lingerie HCs🌶

Comforting FTM trans-reader

Shower with M!Reader HCs 🌶

Kite’s S/O bonds with Gon & Killua HCs

Pegging HCs 🌶

Yandere!Kite HCs

Reaction to reader’s intense orgasm HCs🌶

Kite x Slate Gray 700 Follower Event Drabble

Kite SFW & N/SFW HCs

❥ Knuckle Bine

🌶 HCs

Reader’s first time HCs 🌶

Fluff HCs

Knuckle x Blue 700 Follower Event Drabble

❥ Kurapika Kurta

Vocal Reader during sex 🌶

🌶 HCs

Cheating on Reader HCs

Walking in on Reader crying HCs

Kisses Drabble

Dialogue Event Drabble

Reader with OCD HCs

Twerking S/O Hcs

Soft romance HCs

Reader Birthday Scenario

Melody’s best friend dating - M!Reader Scenario

Drunk kisses scenario

Reader with Burnout HCs

Sick Reader scenario

Reader w/ Bad Cramps HCs

Beach day w/ reader HCs

Kurapika x Reader x Leorio friendship trio scenario

Yandere HCs

Yandere Kurapika x Reader who escapes HCs

Reader that’s always tired HCs

Comforting self conscious reader HCs

Reader in Lingerie HCs🌶

Finds out friend is Kurta scenario

Pegging HCs🌶

BF meeting Gon, Killua, and Leorio

Comforted by Reader after nightmare HCs

Single Dads HCs

Reader says “I love you” in Kurta

Being comforted by reader after nightmare HCs

Saving Reader scenario

Affectionate Reader HCs

Reaction to reader doing WAP dance

Mommy kink HCs🌶

Comforting reader with anxiety

Comforting reader who self harms HCs

Comforting reader who has a nightmare HCs

Sleepy reader confesses their love

Doing facemasks w Reader HCs

Reader who steals his boxers HCs

Finding out he’s a dad HCs

Comforting FTM s/o who has dysphoria from period

Mommy Kink drabble🌶

Wearing s/o’s sweaters

Pet names for S/O🌶

Seeing s/o naked for the first time 🌶

reader with ADHD HCs

Reader teases Kurapika all day scenario 🌶

Comforting reader with arachnophobia HCs

Fem reader teasing him til he cries 🌶

Kurapika x Blue 700 Follower Event Drabble

Kurapika x Gold 700 Follower Event Drabble

Kurapika x Purple 700 Follower Event Drabble

Kurapika x Baby Pink 700 Follower Event Drabble

Kurapika x Red 700 Follower Event Drabble

Finding injured reader scenario 

Comforting sad reader HCs

Comforting reader that got in fight with their parents HCs

Reader w self worth issues HCs

Convinced to wear a skirt HCs

Updated: 01/04/2021

[tickling-giggles]

By the way if you don't mind, I was wondering if you could write about Hisoka getting tickled by Gon & Killua, since both discovered that Hisoka is actually ticklish? lol (I see Hisoka as a big brother figure so this should be fun!)

BAD HISOKA

A/n: I don’t mind thanks for the ask:)

this is PLATONIC

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Killua was leaving his house to meet up with Gon until he heard laughter coming from Illumi’s room he decided to go check it out.

Once he gotten to Illumi’s door it was cracked open he peek’s and sees HIsoka holding Illumi’s pins in his hand while Illumi’s is attacking his side’s.

“All you have to do is give me back my pins” Illumi explained “STOHOHOHP TIHIHICKLING MEHEHE AND MAHAHAYBE I WILL” Hisoka requested through this laughter.

Killua left quietly but quickly to go tell Gon.

Once he spotted Gon he yelled his name “GOOOOOON” Gon heard someone calling him but didn’t know where it was coming from. “GOOOON OVERHERE” Killua yelled again but this time waving his hands. Gon finally spots him and yelled back“Huh? Oh HEEEEEY KILLUA”.

“I-I *huff* need to *huff*”

He tried to explain will catching his breath. “Catch your breath first Killua” Gon chuckled.

A few minutes passed after Killua finally caught his breath “You okay? Also what were you trying to tell me” Gon asked.

“HISOKA IS TICLKISH” Killua said dramatically “I-I um I’m kinda confused am do something with this piece of information?” Gon thrown off by the situation.

“UM DUH do you know what this means?” Killua questions “Um that he’s ticklish” Gon responded “ I— I mean yeah but no we can use this to our advantage” Killua explained. “Um how?” Gon asked “Jeez your a bit slow today aren’t you” Killua guessed “What would happen if I tickles you what does that make you?” Killua tried to help him connect the dots “Ticklish?” Gon answered “No but close” Killua explained giving him another attempt “Um Weak” Gon answered again “Yes everytime you want him to go away just tickle him” Killua replied.

“Well that’s neat um—hold on hey what happened to it I put it in my shoe” Gon exclaimed “What? What’s gone?” Killua asked concerned “My hunter’s license” Gon replied”well let’s retrace your steps we’re did you come from”Killua suggested “This way” he pointed at a local gas station.

They’ve been walking for almost an hour and a half to find his card we they crossed paths with Hisoka “Hey hisoka” Gon whiningly speaks “Wait Hisoka?!”Killua blurts “Oh hey Kil hello Gon~”Hisoka speaks back “Don’t call me that” Killua snaps.

Killua notices a hunter’s card in his hand but didn’t think nothing of it until he sees the last name “Freecs” on it “Hisoka give that back” Killua demanded “Oh this~ Sure but I would like to know a little info”Hisoka explained “What info?” Gon asked “what do these needles do~?” Hisoka asked holding out Illumi’s needles.

“How the hell would we know?!” Gon exclaimed “Um give me Gon’s license and I’ll tell you” Killua lied “Killua do you honestly think I’m stupid?~” Hisoka questioned.

“Bad Hisoka give me back my license” Gon exclaimed as Hisoka received a poke to side “Hngh I-I what?~” Hisoka stuttered Killua smiled at Gon “Hey Gon remember what I told you earlier”Killua reminded “Huh? Oh yeah hey Hisoka y’know you being very mean right now you should be punished~” Gon warns wiggling his fingers at Hisoka whom is confused of what Gon is getting at.

“Get him Gon!” Killua shouted as Gon tackles Hisoka and now is tickling his sides.

“Hehey gehehet ohahahff” Hisoka demanded through is giggles “Are you gonna give me back” Gon asked “ihi dunnoho are yohohou TEHEHELL me thehe info~” Hisoka teased “that’s it” Gon resumes the tickling.

“IHIhif you dohohon’t stahahahap ihit I wihihill kihihill you”Hisoka threatened.

“He’s not stopping until you start apologizing and give me back my license. We know you have it in you. Let it out, already.” Killua teased.

Then Gon found the two spots directly below his ribs on his upper stomach, and he absolutely exploded with laughter. Both Killua and Gon eyes went wide, shocked at how loud the noise was. “CRAPCRAPCRAP NOT THERE NOT THEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERE!! GOHOHOHOHON!!”

“STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!” Hisoka’s face was as red as his hair, tears pouring from his eyes as he laughed against his will due to the tickling. He’d gone from threatening to surrendering. “YOU WIHIHIHIHIHIHIN, DAHAHAHAHANG IT!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!” Gon came to a stop.

“Hehere tahake it” Hisoka giggly recovering handing Gon his license “that’ll teach you with messing with me and Killua” Gon states as he stick his tough out at him “Yeah, hey Gon you wanna got get ice cream?” Killua asks Gon “Yeah let’s go” Gon agrees happily.

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Betrothed Ch. 5 - Illumi Zoldyck x Reader

Chapter 5 - Balmy

Summary: Your husband gradually learns what it means to crave you. But his trauma reaches deeper than you could imagine.

Warnings: Oral sex (male recieving), Angst.

Words: 2255

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A/N: Fun fact I wrote this at 2am on the Tumblr App kill me

"I didn't know you were a dancer!”

"I'm not" your husband retorted while effortlessly swirling you around and catching you in his arms.

You didn't expect him to be this good when you persuaded him into dancing, calling it ‘exercise’ so he’d agree. Well, to be perfectly honest, you just wanted to enjoy being close to him.

Of course he had perfect control over his body. It was Illumi, after all.

"You're so amazing" you whispered into his shirt, cheek pressed against his chest as both of you slowly moved to the music.

His heartbeat was always so calm, wildly different from yours.

"And you should not idolize me."

Looking up to the tall man, you stared at him with interrogating eyes. "Why?

"I told you already. I'm a monster."

His words only made you deepen the embrace, your fingers almost tearing on his clothes as they ran down Illumi's back.

"It's true, Y/N. I need to kill in order to feel alive." As if he could read your thoughts, Illumi reassuringly pat your head. "Don't be sad."

How could you not be?

The past months of your marriage were very troublesome for your husband - and you knew very well that you were the reason for it.

You were slowly but steadily tearing down the wall he had so carefully built around his conscience, making him question his actions and the indoctrination of his family.

It would still be a long way, but you were sure that all of this was very confusing for him.

You had figured that Illumi had been a very sensitive child in the past, mentally broken to fit into the life of an assassin.

The dance came to a sudden hold when you grabbed his shirt, forcing him down to your height for a kiss.

Your husband would always give in to your touch, even though he felt like his lips would stain your bright self.

"Let...let me prove you wrong, Lumi" you breathed into his mouth as your lips parted, leading his hands to your waist. "Please."

He wanted to object or ask what you meant, but you already intertwined your hands with his, signalizing him to follow your lead.

Right now, the only thing in your mind was to help him feel human again.

Only a few minutes later, you found yourself entering the bedroom to an already naked Illumi.

It was oddly surprising that Illumi had accepted your wish so quickly, making you even more nervous.

This was no time to be unsure: You were determined to be his.

Were you really ready?

Get yourself together, damn it!

"Do you like it?" you shyly asked, presenting your bare form to your husband. "How do I look?"

Of course you could've chosen nice lingerie, but you wanted him to see you as you were.

Pure and vulnerable. He should know you inside out.

Of course Illumi had his own way of approving.

"Acceptable" he spoke after taking in your appearance as if to evaluate you. "I guess common people would be aroused by the sight."

At least the awkwardness of your husband managed to brighten up the atmosphere.

You snorted at his comment as you climbed into the bed with him. "I take that as a compliment."

"It was meant as one." His eyes were practically glued to you, running up and down your body.

Illumi was stiffly laying on his back, seemingly on high alert for whatever reason.

"Touch me all you like, Lumi." This was both your first time, so why not experiment on what felt good for both of you?

His body was a sight for the sore eyes, raven hair contrasting his delicate porcellain skin.

And little did you know he felt the same about you.

Just the way he was raised, Illumi listened to the command.

His fingertips were ghosting over your shoulders, adorably unaware about how to start.

"Go on" you praised with an affirming voice, smiling at him as brightly as possible.

With swift movements, Illumi's hand ran over your chest, along your waist to your hips, softly squeezing the flesh on your thight.

"No no, it's fine." You touched his cheek, leading his lips to yours once again.

A soft moan escaped your lips, making him blink at the foreign sound.

Illumi felt his chest tighten alone at the possibility of having hurt you.

The soft kiss soon turned more wild, almost exploring as your tongue ran over his lips before entering his mouth.

Of course he was going along with everything, but his lack of reaction made you unsure, so you pulled back.

"Are you sure you want to do this, Y/N? There's no need to rush."

You were flattered by your husband's worry and care, yet it felt like he was getting cold feet himself.

Straddling his waist, you felt a sudden confidence blooming in your chest.

Making Illumi feel good would suffice for today.

You had so much as the rest of your lives together, after all.

"Never been more sure about anything in my life" you whispered into his ear, starting placing tender kisses from his air along his neck, stopping at the shoulder.

Slowly but steadily, you began to work your way down - hands firmly caressing his sides as you simultaneously traced his chest and belly with kisses, leaving goosebumps along the way.

This was your work, you told yourself. You had that kind of effect on him.

As soon as you marked his loin with yet another, smooth kiss, your husband stopped you.

"Y/N" he breathed out and for a second he had to actually pull himself together. "There's no need for that. I can start whenever I want."

There it was again - his perfect self-control.

Of course you knew he didn't need any foreplay. His body would listen to his every command. It was trained to function, after all.

You felt something hard twitching under you, making you feel a sudden heat into your guts.

But that was not the point. And not what you wanted, either.

“Please, Lumi...”

No answer. That meant you may continue.

“Let me try something” you almost begged as you placed yourself between his parted legs, hands running up his thighs.

Illumi didn't seem to disapprove.

Lust was enhancing your senses a thousandfold, knowing one of the most deadliest assassins was laying right under you - completely at your mercy.

He wasn’t ticklish. Of course he wasn’t.

But you could feel that the way your fingers dancing over his lends still prickled on his skin. “How does it feel?”

“Not bad, i think.” His eyes were hard to read at that moment, laced with many emotions at once.

Of course he had masturbated some times before. He was still a functioning human being, sometimes unable to resist those natural needs.

But it has always been mechanical and rough, to get rid of that bothersome feeling as quick as possible.

Yet the sensations you teached Illumi right now were foreign to him. Pleasure, want, closeness...He was both intrigued and afraid of them.

And he knew he needed more.

Grabbing his shaft and rubbing the tip with your thumb, you demanded “Not enough. I want to make you feel good.”

And your husband trusted you enough to let anything you planned for him to happen.

You knew Illumi was secretly afraid of losing control.

Killing. Needlemen.

Manipulating his siblings.

All of this were desperate attempts to try and gain back at least a fraction of control he lost due to his upbringing - even if it was only an illusion he created himself.

So this moment, right here and now, was a very vunerable one.

"Beautiful" he spoke in a low voice, caughing you off guard.

If you weren't already that aroused, you'd probably get incredibly jittery - but right now, it only strenghtened your wish to exchange all of his hurt with full pleasure.

So instead of answering, you focused completely on him.

A sound of pleasure escaped your throat, wetting your lips as you lowered yourself onto him.

His cock sprung up taunt while you ran your tongue over it, and he sharply breathed in.

In your arousal, you began pumping his cock and simultaneously fondledwith his balls as you gently sucked the tip.

As you tried to swallow as much of his lenght as you could, you looked up into Illumi’s indifferent eyes. They were stuck on you, eagerly observing every single move and sound you made.

The relaxation you felt in his body was quickly replaced with a positive tension, his hands trying to assist holding you in place as you found his weak spot.

Your grip on his shaft was firm yet soft, enhancing the speed as you noticed how his hips began moving on it’s own, basically thrusting into your mouth.

Tasting drips of his precum only made you go wilder, moaning in extasy as you bobbed up and down on his pulsating cock.

Frantically moving your head, you tried to figure out what felt good for your husband, noticing every little twitch or shift.

Suddenly, you felt his cock swell one last time, growing thick in your mouth as he balled a fist in the sheets.

Strings of cum filled your cheeks as he fully pushed your head onto his cock, squinting his eyes together as he let out a deep, aggravated sigh.

Your look wouldn't falter as you observed his expression. Illumi's unaffected look quickly returned, petting your head as he watched you swallow his seed.

Illumi abruptly brought you into his arms, kissing you as if he needed to breathe you in while the afterwaves of his orgasm shook through his body.

"What a waste" he mumbled into your lightening up face as you tried ti calm down from that breathtaking moment.

"But you came!" you retorted cheerfully, snuggling onto his chest as he placed an arm around you. “Can’t be all that bad, you grinch.”

Illumi furrowed his brows as you poked his forehead, before burying his face into your neck. "Well, guess I didn't want to disrespect your efforts."

For a moment, you thought to recognize disappointment in his eyes. "Did I do something wrong?"

"No. It felt...great." Illumi absentmindedly pecked a kiss on your forehead. "But I didn't do anything for you."

“Oh, dear!” you chuckled shyly, already pleasured just from seeing him cum. “You have more than enough time to repay me. The next lession will be that, then?”

“Whatever.”

“See? You’re a kind person...in some ways.” Your aura was hard to bear for Illumi at some times. It was so pure and full of honest affection - nothing he could ever understand how he deserved something like that.

“You don’t need friends.”

Illumi was still wide awake, watching over you like a guard dog. Yet while you were sleeping soundly, he couldn’t get the voice of his mother out of his head. And the statement - no, the commandment - he passed on to his younger siblings.

“They’ll all eventually betray you some day. And even if they don’t: You’ll grow tired of them, ultimatively ending up killing them.”

A blurry face flashed in front of his inner eye - yes. He had almost forgotten. He had a friend back then. One of the butlers in training, and probably the only one who wasn’t afraid to aproach him.

But in the end, young Illumi killed him. It was an accident, really. As a child, he had a great temper and couldn’t contain his powers very well.

Illumi didn’t know how to properly interact with people. So just as he saw his family treating people they cared about, he wanted to control his only friend. Manipulated and abused him. Maybe he went a bit overboard.

And when he saw the boy getting along with someone else, Illumi snapped.

“Friends are obsolete” his mother consoled him back then. “Family are the only persons that matter.”

After that, Illumi never dared to make friends again. Not because he wasn’t keen of his family’s displeasure, no.

He was afraid of hurting them because of what he was.

“Y/N will end up betraying you...How could she ever love you the way you are? You have no right to have friends.”

The words in his head got louder and louder, spiraling into a dangerous pit of despair.

“One day, Y/N will see what kind of monster you are and run from you to save herself.”

Wait.

There was another way.

His mind was racing, but he already felt a needle in between his fingers.

Like this, you would always be loyal. You could never leave or betray you.

His breathing hitched as he realized your eyes were suddenly wide open.

"What are you brooding about?"

It just made no sense.

Even half-asleep you should be able to see the needle and read the situation - yet you opened your arms wide for a hug.

"Y/N..."

"You won't do it."

Illumi couldn't keep his mouth closed at how firm your words were.

Why did you doubt a madman like him couldn't do something that fit his profile so well?

"How are you so sure?"

You cupped his face in your hands, slowly bringing it down to yours.

And then it dawned to him: He knew the answer all along.

"Because I love you, Illumi Zoldyck."

"You wha-" Bringing your lips onto his, you silenced any attempt of arguing about that fact.

Not even your husband himself could change the way you were feeling.

You knew those words held too much meaning for him to ever understand. But it didn't matter if he was able to feel the same. You'd always stay at his side. That was enough for you.

At that moment, he couldn't help but wonder what you made him become.

"My life already belongs to you, Lumi.”

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[charming-2d-boys]

could i get the adult trio comforting a s/o who’s feeling down about her appearance? ty 🥺

Hey! Of course! 🤗

Thank you for the request! 🙇

And don’t forget that you’re beautiful no matter what!

Chrollo

will notice if there's a change in your attitude immediately

even if it's something very subtle

Chrollo is one of the best when it comes to reading people

so imagine how much attention he pays to you, his partner

he's pretty in tune with you and your feelings

so when he does notice that you just... don't seem as comfortable as before

whether you're not really looking in the mirror anymore or looking too much and frowning

or not wearing the clothes you used to like, even if they still fit and are still in great shape

he'll notice

Chrollo will subtly ask if you're okay as he will hug you and just... hold you close to him as he tries to catch your eye

he will understand if you don't wanna talk right then and there

but he does hope you'll do it soon because he hates seeing you sad

you know you can always count on Chrollo for the more sensitive problems in your life

when you do tell him how you feel and why, he's going to let you finish, waiting patiently and keeping you in his arms to prove you that he's protecting you at all times, even from yourself, and will keep doing so no matter what

you'd probably barely even finish venting about your appearance when you'll just feel Chrollo hugging you tighter and placing little kisses here and there - hands, shoulders, face etc.

then he'll tell you that there's nothing wrong or ugly or unattractive about you

and he knows that what he says won't solve the problem just like that

but he really wants you to understand that you are beautiful to him, no matter what

yes, even when you drool in your sleep

always

physical beauty starts fading with age for most people and it's very subjective

he pretty much just tells you not to worry about such trivial things that are not worth your time

oh, yeah, he's gonna pull out all the romantic books he's got and just shower you in poems and sonnets and compliments

get ready for that one, 'cause Chrollo over here is a romantic and loves using his knowledge, especially to help you

he'll also get more physical if you let him

and especially in bed because he knows that he can show you how beautiful you are in any state and won't hesitate to do so if you want him to

12/10 this guy will be the death of me and my poor little heart 💘

Hisoka

Hisoka understands you

despite all the confidence he exudes, he's very insecure about all his scars

why do you think he uses Texture Surprise so much?

there really isn't a part of his body that isn't marked or scarred in one way or another

so when he does notice that you're in a little war with your mind and, subsequently, your body?

he'll literally just pick you up and pin you to the couch, kissing you pretty much wherever he can reach

just when you might think that he'll go further, he stops and looks down at you

that glint in his eyes is NOT a good sign

Hisoka's hands are on your waist moving to your hips and back

then his fingers start trailing over your ticklish spots, his nails scraping slightly, making the feeling even more intense

trying to get away or begging him to stop won't even make him budge

his grin is wide and his hands keep at it, only letting up when you've started crying and are wheezing, a large smile making your cheeks hurt

there's my beautiful baby~ ♥️

he aims to make you flustered and enjoys your smile so much

even though your pout is cute as well

he won't outright tell you what he loves about you

maybe if he makes it sound like he's teasing you

will most definitely want to show you, if you want

when he tells you that to him you're beautiful even with all your imperfections

Hisoka's sincere

you accept him, with all the scars, imperfections and issues, plus his personality and his eccentric nature

and he accepts you and genuinely loves you, no matter how you look because the way you are is a lot more important to him

Illumi

Illumi doesn't really get it

you're beautiful and you're with him

he chose you and is proud to show you off

Illumi, as well as the others in the Zoldyck family and staff, accept you and consider you one of the best matches for him

he will be very blunt about it

will ask you why you’re feeling like that

did anyone say something to you? because they’re as good as dead

Illumi feels like he has to help you, but he just doesn’t know... how

might just get professional help if he has to and will also have it explained so he can understand better

thing is, if this mood of yours doesn’t go away, he’ll literally just drag you so you can sit together and stare at you

yes, really

he wants to see for himself what you think is unattractive about your looks

if you tell him exactly what it is, whether it’s hidden underneath clothes or not, he’ll get you to show him

only to refute your claims of ugliness and unattractiveness

no matter how many times you say it and probably get annoyed at his persistence, Illumi will only continue

he just doesn’t see it

in the end, you’ll probably give up on trying to explain it

and it will get pretty quiet for a day or two

until Illumi will just start caressing your face, arms, back, whatever he can touch

telling you that he finds everything he touches and sees beautiful

every mole, mark, scar, whatever it is, it’s part of you, your beauty and uniqueness

he’ll make sure to tell you that whatever you find ugly, he finds beautiful

and really now, if Illumi, or any of the Zoldycks, don’t care at all, why should you?

just appreciate and cherish those moments of affection that Illumi showers you in

[tklpilled]

good morning talk to me about house hunters

they do not search for a house unless you are talking about my post canon where the main four + alluka live together in which case yes they do <3

basically i love this show dearly and i will cherish it until the day i die /hj also why is every character?? with a name starting with k a good character???? killua kurapika kite knov komugi. kalluto is there too i guess they’re okay. "okay" is a very high compliment for someone in that family

also since we dont get any more canon i can make my own and there’s nothing stopping me which means killua doesn’t fuckin go back to his family’s estate because they literally tortured him please stop making him go back to them please he already has kurapika and leorio as parental figures please sto (canary and not!gotoh go visit him though. does it make sense for them to be able to leave? no but i hate the zoldycks so they don’t get any say in My Canon™)

hisoka also doesnt exist. i still don’t know what his purpose was other than to be creepy towards twelve year olds. he killed some people?? theres a whole family of assassins literally right there. he was there for an antagonist role?? anyone else could have done that. he wasnt even a good antagonist either he just betrayed all of his Antagonist Buddies except illumi bc theyre gay or something idk and he wouldnt shut up about how bungee gum has the properties of rubber and gum. why did they give us 60+ episodes without him and then bring him back for no reason. what was the point. hope he dies

anyway back to Them All Being Happy Together Because They Deserve It, alternatively titled an au where kurapika picked up his fucking phone. sometimes gon and killua go visit colt and kite part two and when i say gon and killua i mean all of them. leorio and kurapika go to make sure they dont get killed and alluka goes because they cant leave her alone. they just go for the sake of gon and killua

killua has feelings for gon and it is So painfully obvious and everyone else won't stop teasing him about it. he doesn't think it's that easy to tell but it really is and gon is just so very oblivious. he figures it out eventually though (by the means of someone else finally having enough of their pining and telling him)

speaking of gay people. leorio and kurapika. the other three end up getting tired of watching them because it's So Obvious and they try doing something about it but it just ends up like "please hurry up and confess your feelings" "we've been married for three years"

in terms of tk hcs, alluka is the only one who can tickle killua without him complaining (he’s absolutely going to get her back though because it’s the older brother rule™). this doesn’t mean he won’t let the others do it, but he Will insult them and tell them how much he hates them. leorio is only ticklish in a couple of places and only kurapika knows because leorio will kill him if he tells anyone. alluka only lets killua tickle her, which means that she wins on the rare occasion that she joins in a tk fight since no one can get her back. kurapika has a fair chance of winning if the person he’s going for is in the mood to lose, but he’s also really ticklish so if they turn the tables he’s probably going to be the one losing. gon just kinda goes with whatever the other person is in the mood for, if they want to tickle him then he’ll let them and vice versa

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Hc on what makes the adult trio mad?

THIS IS MY FIRST ONE THANK YOU. MY ~thoughts~ MIGHT NOT BE WHAT YOU EXPECT. NOT SORRY THOUGH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE VALIDATE ME ANYWAY. Hisoka: So we know that not much really seems to make him angry except for wasted potential and maybe losing the chance to fight someone really powerful (especially if he lost it to someone he thinks is weak). Even when he didn’t get to fight Chrollo he seemed more irritated than angry. Disappointment in his pursuit of a good fight bores and disappoints him. I’m sure if he had a girlfriend or something he’d take immense pleasure in her screwing up so he had more excuse to fuck with her.  But you know what? He wouldn’t like a taste of his own medicine. I don’t mean his desire to play games with people. I mean little domestic shit that you know is true about Hisoka when he’s not full feral in the woods staring directly at a tree for 3 hours craving murder. Would Hisoka definitely leave a spoonful of cereal in the bag, roll it up, put it back in the box and put it on the shelf? Yes. Would he go ape shit if he went to have a bowl of cereal and you did that to him? Yeah, good luck with dying. Does Hisoka leave his dirty laundry anywhere he strips down? You know damn well he does. But god be with you if he’s digging in the couch cushion looking for the remote and finds one of your socks. It’s probably half the fact that those things are just irritating, and half the fact that any domestic normal conflict is so boring that it causes him physical pain to have to deal with it. Chrollo: He’s a chill guy, am I right? Like, don’t kill a spider and you’re good. He straight up met Hisoka and didn’t just murder him on the spot.  I love Hisoka, he’s my clown husband, but everything about him is annoying as shit. I know they don’t fight other troupe members but he met Hisoka, let him act like that, and then literally was just like, “yeah, okay.” This one is kind of hard for me, but you know what? I feel like Chrollo would actually be really into popular music. He’d hear some Billie Eilish in passing or see a K Pop music video and be super into it, right? But if you’re listening to music he doesn’t like in public without headphones I think he’d be pissed. He’d be waiting for someone at a restaurant, minding his own business, when Toby 3 tables away wants to show his friend the latest bro-country song. Toby’s new iPhone is getting smashed. Toby’s face is getting smashed. Toby will regret not spending the $100 on airpods. Don’t assault Chrollo’s ears with bad music. Illumi: So he clearly gets mad when something threatens his family in some way but otherwise is kind of an emotionless shell. He’d have murdered Killua for taking Alluka if he was allowed to. Hisoka almost got yeeted into the afterlife for even joking about hurting him. Hear me out though. I think he’d hate being gently touched. He doesn’t realize it, but he’s really ticklish, and he despises how it feels (who doesn’t). There’s no saving you if you were dating him and your foot grazed his while you were sleeping next to him. He’d wake up pissed. You’d suggest he wears socks or something to bed, but he’d absolutely be convinced you’re trying to do some shit to him while he’s sleeping. He’s an assassin. He doesn’t brush against strangers in public much. He just could not understand why it tingles and makes him react like that. Could Illumi withstand days of intense painful torture? Of course. Could he handle being tickled for more than 5 seconds without losing his mind and destroying everything in a 100 mile radius? Nah. Tickle torture was not a part of his assassin training.

[trashscenariihxh]

I was asked via a message for some Kastro body HCs, so here they are.

Kastro General Body HCs

We don’t get to see much of his body because of his choice in outfit, which is a shame because his body is NICE.

He’s tall and relatively broad.  Kastro doesn’t have giant biceps like Hisoka, nor does he have massive thighs and a super muscular ass like Razor, but he’s not thin and willowy like Illumi.  He’s probably closest to Phinks in terms of body shape and muscle tone.  

He’d look really good in a suit should he ever choose to wear one.

He has huge hands, and long, decently thick fingers.  Perfect for all sorts of scandalous activities, including but not limited too: giving massages, fingering his s/o/rubbing their clit, squeezing their breast/ass, severing clown arms, etc.

His skin is very smooth.  This guy exfoliates.

He has quite long legs, and a small but well-shaped ass.  He doesn’t skip leg day.   He has a really nice “V” line on his lower abs.  The body part of his that stands out though is probably his back.  He has really, really nice back muscles.

He does a lot of core and flexibility exercises, like yoga.  If the HxH world has Pilates, he totally does them.

He has a very sensitive neck.  If you want to turn him on, kiss him there.  He’ll never, EVER admit it, but his stomach is slightly ticklish.  He won’t really let on, but if you run your fingers over his abs, they’ll twitch.

[giggly-toybox]

Hunter X Hunter 🃏📍

Illumi with an s/o stronger than him

Illumi when it’s your birthday

Illumi with a Komi s/o

Painting Illumis nails

Illumi with an s/o who wears jirai kai

Leorio with Kurapikas little sibling

Kurapika when he’s drunk

Illumi with a ticklish s/o

Illumi with an Arlene s/o (mutuals oc)

Kurapika with a Kianna s/o (mutuals oc)

Kurapika with a Kianna s/o part 2