#I love chrollo so much AHHH!

[giggly-squiggily]

Hey Squiggily! You write for Chrollo, right? You don’t write for any of the other adult trio ;-; if so could I request ler chrollo and lee reader with a sentence starter of your choosing? You have full power for this lil drabble :3

{Puffs are officially CLOSED}

Heyo anon! :D I do! Not so much for Hisoka or Illumi, no. Ahh, I love the ballroom dancing idea so much!!! I've gotcha covered, anon!

Song: Sway- Michael Buble

You looked up when jazz music started to play, the small speaker sitting on Chrollo’s desk pumping out a sort of cha-cha beat. Said man was humming along, loosening up his limbs with graceful movements. It was such a rare sight seeing him so relaxed.

“When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway~” He sang along, offering you a hand as he finished the lyric. “Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more.~”

You…never danced ballroom before. Most of your moves were fairly spontaneous and clumsy. You were sure you’d end up stepping on his feet more than “swaying”.

And yet- he was watching you with such inviting eyes, it was hard to not take his hand. He pulled you up, twirling you around before bringing you close to his chest, the music seeming to engulf you as you gasped softly. His easy smile seemed to grow at your reaction.

“Like a flower bending in the breeze, bend with me, sway with ease~” The song continued on, Chrollo waltzing you with ease while you struggled not to trip and fall. There were a number of times you were sure you kicked him in the ankle and gave him a bruise, but he barely reacted. If anything, his gentle moves felt reassuring- no pressure to keep the beat but with just enough guidance to teach you.

When his hand came around your waist to hold you closer, you let out a squeaky giggle. Chrollo paused, brow raised as you felt your face warm. “Erm..hehe, sorry. I’m ticklish.”

“Oh are you now?” Chrollo raised a brow, something impish in that small grin. You knew your fate was sealed then.

“Wait- what abohohut the dahhahahnce?” You giggled out as fingers found your sides, sending bursts of mirth into the room.

“Dancing can come later. For now- I want you to laugh for me.”

[r0semaryt3a]

Loved your dating hc's!!! They all felt really convincing and in character 💕💕 How do you think the pt (preferably chrollo, uvo, phinks and feitan if thats too many) sleep next to u?? are they cuddlers, kickers, white noise users, midnight bathroom breakers, snorers or whatever else?

Ahhh glad to hear it!! I’ve only really wrote a lot about Chrollo so I was worried the others were OOC-

I’ve only really been thinking of writing for Chrollo, Feitan, Phinks, Shalnark, Machi and Paku but given as you asked for Uvo I’ll add another onto that list! (Small spoiler warning: I love the troupe, but they’re all messy sleepers and I won’t be convinced otherwise!)

Chrollo

He definitely has a night mask, incense and all that to help him doze off. Chrollo is a chronic suffer of predormitional insomnia: his mind runs a million a minute, man is NOT used to sleeping a healthy 8hrs.

You can guarantee if Chrollo falls asleep before you (a very rare event) you’ll find him stiff as a log. He falls asleep in whatever position he’s in and will stay there until he wakes up. Honestly, it’s a wonder he isn’t ridden with all sorts of issues (get him a chiropractor one day.)

On the other 364 days a year when he falls asleep after you, well aren’t you just the perfect little teddy bear! His arms are always wrapped around you tightly.

If you happen to be a light sleeper? You’ll definitely wake up in the middle of the night to his face buried into the crook of your neck; fingers tapping away at your abdomen as his breathing settles, the smell of lavender drowning out any other senses. So definitely a cuddler. (I will die on this hill)

Sometimes he might even pepper your neck with kisses if he notices you’re awake.

If you’re a heavier sleeper? You better get used to waking up in the morning under a vice like grip, a mat of black hair brushing against your cheek and -whether he’s awake or not- you’re not getting out of it

Big spooner, you could be twice the height of him and he’d still demand it.

Not much of a snorer, maybe the few light hitches here and there but overall he’s sound asleep.

Most nights when Chrollo can’t sleep, he’ll sit up with a book in one hand and his other arm wrapped around your sleeping form. Sometimes he’ll doze off and sometimes he’ll only be brought away from his book by your stirring.

On particularly bad nights, where his insomnia truly flairs up, you’ll have to listen to a plethora of podcasts or “soothing sounds” for him to actually sleep. And yes, you’ll have to listen to them. There’s something innately intimate about having you indulge him in his interests: makes it far easier to sleep.

Feitan

You cannot tell if this man is awake or asleep 9/10.

“You sleep. I watch.” Kind of deal, he has many things to preoccupy himself with: like watching you! (In a: ‘someone takes even one step in this general direction, you’ll have a lullaby of screaming to doze off to’ kind of way)

It’s not that he can’t sleep, it’s that he doesn’t want to. Feitan sees sleep as a waste of time, it bleeds days into days and he could be spending that time well, instead of sleeping.

Everytime he wakes up he mentally kicks himself for having made such a waste of time

That’s where you come in! Hope you’re willing to have a human sized cat latched onto you every single night! Big spoon, little spoon, doesn’t matter to him: you’ll wind up with him clinging onto you for dear life regardless.

Despite this fact however, you’ll never know the plethora of times he wakes up in the middle of the night, painstakingly, detaches himself from you and paces around the room feverishly. Muttering about who knows what, head flicking to every angle at even the minutest of sounds. Feitan doesn’t like not being alert: loathes it, so this is his way to regulate the nerves that rest often brings.

Feitan is a very light sleeper, any slight movement may set him off and cause him to completely switch back on (sleep maintenance insomnia hits him hard).

He doesn’t strike me as a snorer but definitely isn’t quiet, sounds like a Guinea pig sometimes. A total teeth chatterer. Seriously, you’ll wake up and hear a light ‘Tch Tch Tch’ from wherever the hell he’s grabbing onto you tonight.

Will not ever wake up in the same position he falls asleep in (not that you’ll ever know that fact, he’s always looking over you long before you’re awake.)

Trust me: you’ll know if Feitan has a bad dream. His claws (yes claws) will be digging into you, his hold on you tightening with a particularly sharp ‘hiss’ of his teeth.

Likelihood is: his sleeping patterns will leave more marks on you than any other activities ever will. But, don’t worry! It shows he cares (I think?).

Phinks

Kicker, oh he is a real kicker.

You’ll wind up waking up off the bed more times than you will on it.

On and off cuddler, there’s very few times that you’ll fall asleep cuddling but by god is it a wild guess as to whether you’ll wake up doing so.

Phinks will fall asleep with his back towards you, teetering off the edge of the bed. And, In the matter of minutes can have one leg half way across the bed, the other swung over the edge, left hand across his face, right on his chest, mouth slack and whole body at a 45* angle.

Other times, you’ll find a knee digging into your back as he’s (very awkwardly) cuddling you from behind.

Surprising the masses (not): he snores. Has a whole box of nose strips to stop this.

Despite all of these, interesting, idiosyncrasies. The few times you fall asleep cuddling: he’s an entirely different sleeper. It’s like he takes a page out of Chrollo’s book and doesn’t move an inch (aside from rolling, he’s a total roller).

The snoring won’t stop though.

Doesn’t need anything to help him sleep, his head hits the pillow and he’s out like a light. Real heavy sleeper as well, you could roll him off the bed with an almighty thud and he’d still be sound sleep. It’s actually fairly endearing.

Will sleep for 6 hours, wake up for 1, roll around for a bit, settle down and then sleep for another 2.

Best pray you’re a heavy sleeper: that’s all the advice I can give you.

Honestly? It’s like sleeping next to a bear, vaguely adorable as much as it has you fearing for you life (and place on the bed).

Uvogin

If Phinks is like sleeping next to a bear, Uvo is a bear hug.

You’ll find your place settled neatly against his chest, as if he’s one of those comically large backpacks (like Johnny’s from Hotel Transylvania). Don’t worry about anything, truly, you’ll be snug as a bug in a hug.

Surprisingly, not a snorer (when sober at least). Often needs noises to fall asleep to though. If there’s not calamity afoot then Uvo tends to get angsty; you may have to deal with the occasional outburst.

So, you often have loud games or shows blaring in the background as he rests his chin on your head. Uvo doesn’t fall asleep easily, meaning there’s very few times that you can turn the noise off before you head to sleep yourself. You best get used to sleeping to the volume of a rock concert! (with his constant screeching he blew his own ear drums)

Invest in earbuds of some kind, it’ll help the both of you.

The LOUDEST snorer when drunk. I mean LOUDEST. Cotton buds line your bathroom cupboards for whenever he drinks, you’ll have to pick out bits of cotton on particularly bad nights.

Absolute hoarder. Whether it be you, a pillow, the duvet, he’ll have it and he isn’t letting it go. It’s honestly quite comforting, his presence isn’t exactly small, so with this hoarding comes a sense of security.

He’s surprisingly gentle as well, it doesn’t feel infantilising, more like you’re something from a heist that he doesn’t want to break.

Can fall asleep anywhere there’s noise. It’s a skill, you’ll find him contorted in a corner just so long as the TV’s humming in the background. Don’t think of moving him, you won’t.

Probably takes a good few trips to the loo during the night. Which, unfortunately for you, given your nightly position: leads to you being woken up every time he does.

Shalnark

Not a fan of cuddles, like at all. Shalnark is quite the squisher when you’re both up and about or even just lounging on the covers, but when it comes to sleeping? He’ll do it, sure, but he won’t be too thrilled most nights. There’s the odd time that he’ll be uncharacteristically for the idea, pulling you close and running off a mile a minute! He doesn’t tend to actually sleep those nights, more ramble on like you’re at some two person sleepover; the sentiment’s there nonetheless.

Despite this fact, he’s very specific with having at least something pressed up against his back -little spooner- and will get agitated if this requirement isn’t met.

Podcasts, lots of podcasts. Shalnark has about ten to twenty playlists that he’ll be sat scrolling through: trying to find the one he wants to sleep to. You’ll never be privy to these of course, he tends to keep a pair of headphones shoved in some drawer.

Oftentimes, before even attempting to sleep, he’ll be scrolling through some forum or busy doing: something. Though, for some reason you don’t remember any of his chronic scrolling…

Bathroom breaker, it’s nothing annoying but you’ll never not notice the shift in weight, as he swings his legs off the bed and heads to the bathroom. He’s always careful not to make too much noise, which winds up causing more in the process.

Has a small assortment of glasses of water that will accumulate through the week, all filled to different volumes. He swears he’ll drink them! He never does. It just ticks that little box of ‘just incase’ and he can’t sleep without it. Same with most other amenities.

Late sleeper, this man will never be up before you. That may be attributed to the fact he never falls asleep before you, but who’s to say!

Machi

The fact you don’t have single beds is both a gift to thank her for and a curse. Machi is a sleep tosser; she tosses a lot.

You tend to sleep on opposite ends of the bed. This is both in part to her overall distaste of sleeping together and the kicking. Oh boy, the kicking.

You know how the immune system can sometimes misinterpret things as threats, causing autoimmune reactions? That Machi when asleep. It’s like a subconscious instinct, a defence mechanism is you will; it’s certainly a good one! It’s just, not always needed. Especially not when you wake up at 4:34am after a particularly sharp jab at your side.

Though, some nights she’s stiff as a board! Not one movement or peep. As if death herself had stole Machi away.

She’s not a particularly picky sleeper, Machi can rest to almost anything. However, there is one thing that seems to expedite the process. Fire - whether the simple crackling singing off in the distance, or the chocking scent of smoke pervading the air. It seems to calm Machi, there’s no foreseeable reason for it. She just, likes fire.

L i g h t sleeper, you can’t count the amount of times she’s jolted awake, swearing she heard something. Windows, doors and anything else that might throw the room into disarray or stir up noise are a must close.

Sleep mutterer. It’s a rare occurrence, but Machi will sometimes have whole conversations with the air. You’re usually both asleep when these conversations take place (there was once that you overheard one to its completion. You’ll never tell her of course).

Pakunoda

Incense galore.

Seriously it’s everywhere.

Pakunoda needs some form of soft scent to lull her to sleep. This often comes in the form of floral scents, but can branch off into other soothing smells. Her particular favourites include cedar and amber.

You wouldn’t describe what you and Pakunoda do as cuddling, per se. She treats you more like a support pillow than anything else. Arms wrapped around you tightly and chin resting upon your head.

Neither of you will be able to move an inch throughout the night. Pakunoda has a very specific pre sleep schedule that she’ll run through every night (including final bathroom breaks, cleaning and small talk) and after that, it’s lights out. It doesn’t matter if you wake up and need something: she’s out cold. You might be able to escape, if you can pry yourself out. But just know: getting back in the same position will prove twice as difficult.

Not a snorer, hell, you can hardly hear her breathing most nights. If it weren’t for the subtle rise and fall of her chest against your back, you’d question if she even was.

Up long before you are, usually has one half of the bed already made (haphazardly as not to disturb you.)

I had a lot of fun doing this one; might return to it for further Troupe members at a later date, so cheers for the ask Anon! (Little irrelevant thing I just want to mention for future reference: if any PT ask includes Hisoka or Illumi please specify as such.)

[uvobreakmylegs]

About a rock and a hard place... i think chrollo wouldn't accept the fact that reader ran away and he would be DEVASTATED and find her.

while reader, i imagined they cant help but think ab chrollo, like maybe a few of the nice things chrollo does to them, like maybe read them a book or stroke their hair, or calm them with kisses if they had a nightmare. reader can't see hisoka doing those things and i think they somehow long for those things (they would never admit it)

AHHH I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! Perhaps a part 2 👀? Love your work so much by the way, you are such a good writerrr

nah Chrollo definitely wouldn't accept it and he'd be looking for reader, but there's only so much that even he can do when reader has literally vanished

I left it open for everything that happened between Chrollo and reader, so if their relationship was one that started with reader being in love with Chrollo, there could still be little bits of affection for him that reader just can't get rid of. it's definitely an interesting thought! and yeah, while I don't think Hisoka is 100% against being soft, the times where he would be soft and affectionate are likely to be few and far between

but hey, at least reader got what they wanted

I'm not sure about a part two as of yet. I won't say that the possibility doesn't exist but I also don't want to raise anyone's hopes up, haha

thank you for enjoying the fic!❤️❤️❤️

[cheesecakethots]

Ok but that chrollo/ johan ask got me thinking.... If you had to be kidnapped and spend the rest of your life with them, who'd you choose? Whose more bearable? Johan or chrollo??

Also i love your johan works. Dont feel discouragement from writing more on him becuz smtimes feels hard to write.

ahhh thank you!! no legit he is so hard to write, but i might reread monster soon to get my mind flowing

gosh in a totally fictional scenario where i wasn’t a lesbian, i have no clue.

(read more because this got long lol)

chrollo has the positives of he’s rich as shit, and wherever you stay is going to be glamorous. problem is you’ll probably have to move around a bunch, so you might be sticking to hotels. that might be so much more stressful, being kidnapped by this jackass and not even being able to settle in or get over jet lag before he tells you to pack your stuff, because he’s got another job on the other side of the world.

johan drifted from house to house during the show/manga, and didn’t stay put for long. if you’re with him during that time, well it’s going to be nothing compared to the lavish lifestyle chrollo has. but, you’re definitely more likely to be able to escape from johan than chrollo. he’ll probably account for that, so let it be known he’ll have an eye on you 99% of the time.

chrollo & johan give off that similar, gentlemanly manipulative vibe.

chrollo is definitely more overt with it, though. you could maybe call that a positive, because you’re less likely to fall for it, but it’s definitely more aggravating. you could be playing up a little, pushing him away, shouting, trying to run, and he’ll just say something like “hm. you’re right, dear. maybe we should visit your parents. i would certainly love to introduce myself to them properly.” and boom you shut your mouth at the clear threat in his otherwise monotone voice. i’m not sure if he’d actually go through with it, but neither are you. maybe don’t try and find out.

johan, on the other hand, is generally less willing to be so manipulative with you. i feel if he had a connection with someone other than anna for the first time in his life, someone who made him feel less of a monster and more whole, he wouldn’t want to treat them as he treats everyone else. manipulating you so overtly would make him feel like a monster again and definitely would hurt his feelings quite a bit.

buuut, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t do it at all.

johan has been manipulating and moulding people since he was a very young boy. it might be something he just sometimes does without realising. maybe he’ll mention things he knows you like in an effort to strike up conversations with you, and to make you like him more. maybe he’ll mention sad things that happened in your life, before he took you away. stuff like that, so nothing really on chrollo’s level. but, i would still say it sucks, because you’re more likely to become accepting and even… loving to a degree. you can’t help but feel a little bad for the guy.

i don’t think chrollo would physically punish you for running, as he wants to keep up that gentlemanly facade. don’t push him too far, you don’t want to see what’ll happen if he decides to drop it. he’s faster and stronger than you will ever be, so one second you could be shouting, screaming and hitting at the blank expression on his face, and the next cradling a broken wrist while he tuts and coos at you. don’t test it.

johan would NEVERRR physically hurt his darling. worst would be using maybe a needle to knock them out, but he’d feel bad about it. i don’t think he could bring himself to hurt your family or friends, either. i’m not even sure he’d punish a darling at all. maybe more locks, but he’d feel like the monster he believes he is if he tied you down to a bed to keep you from leaving. he might forcibly hold you close for a bit, just to keep himself grounded.

overall, i actually don’t know. johan seems like the better answer, but the idea of actually feeling bad for him or eventually loving him makes me feel >:/. not sure if i would be able to refrain from screaming into a pillow or punching myself unconscious if i had to deal with chrollo, though. (he’s a bastard. i love him).

i guess at least when johan gets you flowers or something you like, it’s for your enjoyment alone. when chrollo does it, sure, it’s nice to see you happy… but it’s mainly to make you like him a little more or prove to you (and himself) that you can be happy with him.

both are definitely better choices than illumi, though. fuck that.

[sugurouge]

am i having winter withdrawals? yes and yes 🖤

so i’m here to ask something 🎤

what do you and your f/o(s) do for spooky season? do you guys look forward to it? horror movies? do y’all dress up for halloween? if so, what would you guys dress up as? TELL ME EVERYTHING (PLS) 🎤

i know i can reply to discord but forgive me i haven’t been on there in a hot minute bc of this trip heh

i am having ryu withdrawals as well 🤭😭 i want you to fully enjoy your trip so i am keeping all my yapping thoughts to myself skdjsk. i hope you're having the best time!! 🖤

i'll hide my embarrassing answer beneath the cut

LISTEN IM SO BAD AT THIS SELFSHIP BUSINESS LIKE UGHHH i'm excellent at shipping others but allowing myself to have these cute thoughts... i'm still learning. let me practice with my boo:

i LOVE halloween, i love spooky season, autumn is amazing. i come to life the moment the temperatures drop, depression cured, holly jolly halloween is here!! suguru has to endure it, he's not much into these holidays, but he gets better every year. lots of psycho thrillers and cheesy witch movies will be running on our tv, as well as tim burton. he will be able to quote the movies with me eventually... 🤭

he also doesn't really fw dressing up, but he's really good at being my doll. so i'll do the costumes for us, all he really needs to do is give me (horny) compliments and make out in costume 🤭 i think, i would convince him to wear a male version of the ring costume... the girl traumatised me when i was 7 years old but maybe he can make a hot version of it and i'll forget about my bad memories. SO DEFINITELY DRESSING UP, not necessarily to go out but to take pictures and play around like idiots :> i also would love to try fsce paint on him... i would also in general put on eye liner for him, his eyes are so pretty 🥹

autumn means chai tea is back in season for my tastebuds!! sooo we'd be drinking it together on a daily basis 🖤 also lots of cuddles cos i freeze super easily! and in general... trying all the new seasonal items that are in the shops for me to take a bite and him to finish the bag! yes that sounds amazing

that's such a big answer, i'll leave it here. only important note: endo would definitely do all the crazy shit with me. and with chrollo there'd be these lovely evening book read dates with blankets and tea and candles and low tunes, ahhh that sounds lovely. especially if he looks up into the pages of my book and finds out i'm reading vampire porn again bahaha

[tonberry-yoda]

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Hellooo unfortunately I won’t be online for a week bc of personal reasons so your quizzes and daily check up will be here!:

How are you doing?

Have you ate yet?

Have you drank any water?

Have you gone outside?

Quizzes:

Your favorite character of each fandom

If you could bring a character from a different fandom to one piece which would it be?

Your favorite relationship in one piece

Your favorite relationship between strawhats

(Op) Favorite marine

If you were a marine who would u hangout with more and if you saw the straw hats what would u do?

First kiss, bestie and boyfriend with monster trio

What was your first Thoughts on one piece ep 1?

Your in one piece and become a straw hat, what’s your relationship with each one?

That’s it hope you have a good day<3

Hello darling! I hope everything's alright, but I totally understand and I hope you have a nice week and that everything again is okay. I am sending a ton of love and good vibes your way <3 Love you lots!

Now let's get to the quizzes!!

I am doing really good! I just got through dinner and have been staying super duper hydrated! And I went on a super nice walk today! It was nice because there was a cooling wind, but right after that, it got SUPER rainy, but it's much nicer now and I'm glad I went on the walk when I did.

Now for the actual quiz part!

Your favorite character of each fandom

AHHH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! JJBA - god.... this is actually hard... at the moment, Pucci honestly, I really love him as a villain Final Fantasy - hmmmmm....... Auron is a really great character from 10 Kingdom Hearts - Xemnas! Haikyuu - Ukai Hunter x Hunter - Chrollo (and Knuckle) The Arcana - Julian One Piece - Usopp, Franky, Chopper (and like a ton more, but I only chose more because the anime is so long) Jujutsu Kaisen - Nanami (and Gojo) One Punch Man - Saitama My Hero Academia - Skeptic! Overwatch - ASHE! Record of Ragnarok - Hermes Resident Evil - Leon Arcane - Viktor Spiderverse - Peter B. Parker

If you could bring a character from a different fandom to one piece which would it be?

I think Julian from The Arcana would be cool because he's a pirate!

Your favorite relationship in one piece

Nami and Usopp because they are such funny friends like omfg and also Robin and Franky cuz they're cute

Your favorite relationship between strawhats

Again, Nami and Usopp

(Op) Favorite marine

Smoker because AWOOOOOOOGA

If you were a marine who would u hangout with more and if you saw the straw hats what would u do?

I would totally hang out with Kobe and Smoker and if I saw the strawhats, i would totally let them go because hell knows im not fighting them

First kiss, bestie and boyfriend with monster trio

First Kiss - Sanji (because omg how cute?) Bestie - Luffy Boyfriend - Zoro

What was your first Thoughts on one piece ep 1?

I was OBSESSED. I love feel good animes and it started off that way for me and the adventure I was already so into it!

Your in one piece and become a straw hat, what’s your relationship with each one?

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE Luffy - we would totally be friends and I would love to goof around with him Zoro - we would 100% be arguing and picking fights with each other Nami - we would sunbathe together and help command the crew because she would be the navigator and I would journal so we fit together pretty well Usopp - I would sit in his work room and hand him things he needs and we would just listen to music together and stay up for hours Sanji - I would 100% flirt back just to get his reaction Robin - same as nami I think, we would talk a lot about the world we're so interested in and just write together and drink yummy drinks in silence Chopper - he would be my teddy bear Franky - I would steal his shirts Brook - we would sing togehter!

Thanks so much for sending this in! I hope everything is alright and you have a good week <3

[abbacchiosbelt]

hi haley!! i really loved the choking Chrollo fic omfg. I reblogged it to my writing blog where I gushed about it a lil but I wanted to drop a message too! You really rekindled my love for him ahhh. I think he fits perfectly with that kink 😖😖

anyways I saw this meme on my fyp and I couldn’t think of what fic it reminded me of. and then I realized it was your Chrollo fic sjdjjfjnfnfjfkffjjffk I hope you find it somewhat amusing 😅😭😂

wahhh thank you so much, tati!! i'm glad you enjoyed it. i thought it would be a fun lil' twist to have reader being the one 'giving' in the scenario, since it's often written as the opposite in reader-insert stories! and lmaoooo thank you for the meme, very good

[seijorhi]

fic asks <33

a few more for heedless, heartless and sea change <33

amazing fics rhi!! thank you for sharing! i was wondering.. in sea change, do oikawa’s friends and family know about you, the marriage, the baby?

they do indeed, again iwa probably knows something closer to the truth, whether he was told about it or iwa figured it out himself is up to you but... yeah :))

I always like how Iwa is often thrown in this difficult situation in most of your fic hahaha, esp HH, how he tries to convince himself he's better than Oikawa, not a monster, feels guilty for reader but deep down is really jealous, adding all the mixed emotions until it just bursts out by the end. Your writing never disappoints! I believe the reader actually likes Iwa thou in the flashback? Since she was heartbroken when she heard what he called her?

there is something about hm i don't wanna call him white knight iwa but i guess an iwa who paints himself as the lesser of two evils that makes me go nuts. cuz it's easy to do when he compares himself to oikawa, who lies and manipulates and is utterly shameless about it.

when really he's about 5 seconds away from snapping and taking what he wants at any given opportunity.

and yeah, she did really like him. shame oikawa doesn't like to share.

Have you ever watched Hunter x Hunter? Your representation of Oikawa in Sea Change reminded me for some reason of one of the antagonists Chrollo. I loved this fic so much!

ahhh gfhjdkhfjds i have watched hxh

(i think it's the peak pretty boy bastard vibes)

Wonderful fics! Question: How does oikawa explain to hatori why you’re gone? What would oikawa do if his son would not stop crying at all bc he misses you 😢

he'd tell him that his mama's just on a little trip, and she'll be back soon, and daddy's gonna take care of him until she gets back.

Aghhh, Sea Change was soooo good it made me rethink a previous work I had written and how I could improve it. Like, I’m just admiring how easily the scenes shift into one another, the natural dialogue, how the MC is feeling without actually saying how she’s feeling. (You write show don’t tell REALLY well.) I’m absolutely in love. ❤️❤️❤️

nonnie stop hfjkdhgfjdks 💕

the way hatori would grow up to be or worse than oikawa is so wheww and i never knew i needed 'heedless, heartless' iwa until now 😩 also i still can't believe you posted two fics in a day and all of em are oikawa fics 😭😭 thank you sooo much!!! although you said there will be no seijoh fics til next year, I'm still grateful for today. have a good one, rhi! <3

ahh thank you bby!! honestly the thought of grown up hatori sure is something 👀

as for hh iwa, what can i say? hehehe

Rhi’s Oikawa is my fave Oikawa 🥺 I love all your Oikawa fics. No one could write that twisted guy better than you

ily <33

[thelovelyghostwriter]

Ranking the HxH guys in my Simping Tier: Countdown

Note: This is just for fun and lame-ass humour. You are free to like anyone in hxh and this tier doesn’t reflect how great the character is. It’s just a ranking based on how much I simp for them. 

14. Meruem

Okay. There’s a reason why Meruem is at the last list. He’s an ant. He’s not even fully human FML. Can’t believe people wanna fuck this teenaged mutant ninja ant. Can’t even say those people are a furry because this ant has no fur. It’s a no for me. 

13. Illumi

The Illumi simps are gonna hack me for having him too low. I find him cute and has really nice hair that can be for shampoo ads... but his eyes... it covers 70% of his face. It’s guppy eyes. It’s like he wore those coloured contact lenses that enlarges the eyes. 

12. Shalnark

OKay. Shalnark is cute. He’s really one of the most good looking guys in the series. However, I don’t know why but his personality is kinda “ehh”. He’s a little psycho who controls people with his phone, but somehow his personality is overshadowed by a lot of extreme characters with Hisoka. Also, I try not to get too attached to him because of what happens in the current arc. 

11. Kite

Okay. This is weird but... I find Kite more attracted when he’s a red-headed female ant right now. Okay. I know I went all like “MERUEM ISNT EVEN HUMAN” but female Kite LOOKS human. She has freckles and all that. It’s real cute. But I’d say he’s a little lower because he doesn’t really have that “oomph” personality so-

10. Pariston

Now, talk about a character with FABULOUS presentation of himself. Pariston shows himself off with extravagance. NOW, that’s a personality. He’s like one of those celebs that are just so extra like Lady Gaga that it’s amazing. I know he’s underrated in the simping world, but he’s essentially kinda like Hisoka (who has a big simping fandom), only he prefers to play with people’s minds rather than fight people. 

9. Tserriednich

You might be wondering, why the fuck is he here? Okay, first of all, he reminds me of Hannibal who is by the way, charming. And yes I mean it in the Mads Mikkelsen AND the Anthony Hopkins way. Makes me wanna his Clarice but I’d rather have Theta have that spot. Secondly, he’s a prince so being his bride is literally a dream come true. Thirdly, yeh, Tserriednich is actually very handsome. Nice blond hair and that facial beard. 

8. Gon

He’s quite low on the tier because I had always seen him as a cute green mini-Ging. Personality-wise, he’s really sweet and I can see a lot of girls liking him because he knows how to treat women respectfully. He can even handle the crazy ones like Palm. His alpha side came out during the Chimera Ant arc and his adult form is hella attractive. 

Jokes aside, this character is really amazing as an MC. It’s sad that he gets overshadowed but I believe he’s a pretty unique shounen MC because most of the time, a shounen MC doesn’t kill or has a pretty much black-and-white morality. Gon Freecss breaks that stereotype and he’s truly appreciated. 

7. Leorio 

Listen to me. This man is supposed to be the type of man you’re supposed to marry. Doctor, loyal, caring and funny. This man is the total package. I think the reason why he’s a little lower in my simp tier is because well... he’s the type of guy that I will go for in reality. In fiction, that’s where all my crushes for crazy guys should be. My simp tier is based on my heart, not brain. 

6. Killua

Okay. I was down bad for Killua when I was younger. DOWN BAD. So down bad that it was scary. I sort of got over him now. But what can you do? Killua is simped by a lot of teenaged girls or women who had a crush on him since the beginning of time. He’s fiercely loyal, has white hair and pretty blue eyes, is a fun mixture of mischief and seriousness. He’s the type of guy you can count on to get out of trouble and one to always treasure you. I do think that if I ever meet Killua though, that he’d bully me to oblivion. 

Okay, we’re at the top 5. From here onwards, some real NSFW simping words.

5. Hisoka

I kinda do understand Hisoka stans, but at the same time, I do not get them. Like him or not, he’s a very flamboyant character. He stands out of the crowd and he just have that unexplained charisma. 

He’s actually a really well-written character. He’s the balancing factor in the narrative of HxH. He’s like the joker in the deck of cards. Back to my simp tier, he’s very attractive ESPECIALLY with his hair down. There’s a certain aura that is addictive about him that I can’t pin-point. And for that, he earns my top 5 spot.

4. Feitan

I swear. This simping phenomenon actually manifested from Hiei. Yes, Feitan’s character blueprint, Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho. (The real OGs will know that Hiei is the character blueprint, not Levi). I know a lot of people compare him to Levi but let me explain why Levi and Feitan are alike: it’s because their character blueprint is Hiei. 

Anyway, Hiei is HOT. And to me, the hxh equivalent is Feitan, with a huge addition of sadism and emo-ness. Okay, that makes it even hotter. 

I have read some Feitan/Reader on AO3 and BOI. I enjoyed reading certain stuff that I never thought I would enjoy. I read a fic about Reader-chan getting whipped and basically all sorts of BDSM and OMG it’s heaven. 

“They say all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you”

3. Chrollo

At first, I didn’t really care about Chrollo until he wore that tuxedo and let his hair down (Is it just me or a lot of hxh boys look good with their hair down?). HE LOOKS SO GODLY HOLY FUCK.

I’m 100% sure that his character blueprint for the hair-down is Koenma. He also gives me Tuxedo Mask vibes. Overall, such chivalry and handsomeness all in one man. Not to mention, that sexy sexy voice when he recites his fortune-telling. I would say he has the sexiest voice among all hxh guys. He is just that HOT and charismatic. I wanna see where he hid that Spider tattoo and scratch his back. 

2. Ging

Okay. Ging is hardly simp by girls. And I do not understand why?? He is motherfucking attractive. Even now. GAWD. I love him.

I think my attraction to him pre-started because he looks and acts SO much like my childhood crush Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho. I know he’s an asshat but he’s a CHARMING asshat. Yeap, I said it. He is actually highly intelligent and just acts like a total haggard because he can. 

It’s not just when he’s young. I STILL think he’s hot even in his 30s. He’s not that old for me to me honest. I don’t care if he’s a decade older than me because I think that’s the appeal of it. I

It’s kinda sad that he’s not that popular because I need some Ging/Reader smut content. Like, I envisioned a smut fic where the reader is like in her 20s and is strangely attracted to Ging. He’s wildly confused over this but he’s seriously considering of tapping it because his old ass haven’t had any action lately. The other Zodiacs are also confused and are convinced that he must have given some sex pollen to the reader because who the hell is sane enough to be attracted to him? (But it’s just that you need some acquired taste to actually find this man alluring). He’s one of the most fuckable characters ahhh. 

And... for the last one...

Drumroll please....

1. Kurapika

Seriously, was there even a surprise. 

THIS MAN IS THE AKAKU GOD. He’s beautiful, he’s sexy and fucking dominant (yes, I say he’s domineering because do you see the way he throws a hot tantrum during the whole YorkNew arc, demanding shit from his enemies, taking charge of everything?) His chains drives me nuts. I love it when he gets angry. I know he’s kinky on the inside. When he wore that tuxedo... ooof. He looks hella fine. He’s the only guy in hxh that fulfills my ala Michael Corleone mafia boss kink. I want him to ^&*(%%%*%^ (to save myself from embarrassment, I self-censored) as we attempt to repopulate the clan and produce more scarlet eyed babies, as he whispers some real degrading and possessive shit in Kurta while he tells me what to do. AHHHHH. *bye gotta go write some kuraneon porn now byeee*

[feifood]

Hiiiiii! First time requesting, please could i get hc for shalnrk,chrollo and leorio with a fem s/o that loves getting their head scratched it puts them to sleep or makes them gigle thanks!!!!

Fem S/o who Loves Head Scratches 

Shalnark, Chrollo, Leoro

hiiiiiii hehe I’m so glad you requested something anon !! And such a cute idea !! I love I love -- Hope you like these hcs and stay safe <33

Shalnark:

Shalnark thinks it’s so so so cute like you’re just so precious???

He likes how it automatically calms you down and he definitely does it whenever he thinks that you’re stressed

ALSO ALSO head scratching + cuddling IT IS THE DREAM FOR SHALNARK

I think he’s someone that would like physical touch from his s/o a lot, so cuddling is what gives him serotonin and when he scratches your head as he cuddles you gives you serotonin

So it’s a win win for both parties hehe

I think if you let him he’ll also be comfortable with scratching your head in public

When you’re out with friends and eating at the same table he’ll probably put his arm on the back of your hair and prop up his elbow to gently scratch at your head

Chrollo:

Chrollo finds it kinda funny adjfkjdf

Only because you laugh a little when he does it

And he just thinks it’s so adorable it reminds him of a little puppy

Once he even said ‘good girl’ by accident (We don’t talk about that)

Definitely keeps this to himself

Doesn’t tell his friends about it, doesn’t do it in public

To him, scratching your head is something VERY VERY private and it’s only reserved for you two

He also refuses to NOT scratch your head for less than 10 minutes -- it has to be head scratching SESSIONS or else he’s not going to do it at all

As you can tell he’s pretty serious about it so please don’t make fun of him for it

Leorio:

ahhh he loves it he loves loves LOVES it

so much so to the point where he starts asking YOU to scratch his head too -- he’s just fallen in love with the concept of head scratching

And now you two are both twinning in this sense 

If you had a rough day he’ll just scratch your head till you fall asleep and vice versa

Probably will tell his close friends, but he won’t necessarily say you like it or he likes it, rather, he’ll SUGGEST the idea

He’ll just be like ‘hey have you ever gotten your head scratched because it is SO UNDERRATED’

But regardless that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love scratching your head and being able to spend that time with you !!

[saintchrollo]

hi i literally love you so much you are one of my favorite writers!!! your work is literally MAGICAL and it is always so beautifully written.

could you write something of chrollo coming home from a mission and just clinging onto the reader? you can take it wherever you want but my need for affection would be fine with just sfw HAHAHA

i love you so much and i hope you are doing well 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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Not wanting to scare you, Chrollo places extra effort into making his arrival louder than normal. Softly shutting the door, but calling out your name as he took off his jacket, which unfortunately had a few bloodstains on it. The keys clatter in the little bowl, he goes his shoes off, and lets out the biggest sigh of relief when he hears you.

A sight for sore eyes, that’s what you are. With a smile he wishes he could steal and dressed casually, in an oversized painting shirt and jeans, you appear in the hallway like a vision. The next moment you’re in his arms, kissing with the passion of an eclipse.

When you do break away, hello holds your gaze with a softness you didn’t know was possible. He places a kiss to your forehead, before wrapping his arms around you, nose tucked right behind your ear and taking a deep breath, eyes closing.

“Welcome home, baby,” You murmur, bringing your hands to slide up under his hair, softly rubbing at his scalp. He lets out a pleased up.

“Will you come shower with me?” Chrollo asks, hands sliding down to grab your ass for a moment, before wandering back up, sliding under your shirt and up your back.

“If you’d like. I was gonna make you something to eat though,” You say.

“Come shower with me,” Chrollo whispers. “I’ll make it worth your while. And then we can cook together.” He starts to shuffle the two of you back, much to your chagrin. But you go willingly, the two of you had long since outgrown the conserving water excuse.

Under the spray of the shower, Chrollo’s hands are everywhere, rarely leaving your smooth skin. He takes his time, crowding you against the wall with a hand around your waist, the other interwoven with your hand, pushed against the slick tile above your head. His lips move slowly against yours, as if water and time alike are endless. After your shower, you both get dressed in sleep clothes, soft satin alike.

In the kitchen, it’s the same image, Chrollo’s hands on your waist, the dip of your spine. While the curry simmers away on the stove, Chrollo is determined to box step you though the kitchen, to tilt your head back and lavish your lips and your jaw and your neck with kisses.

And you eat dinner on the couch, Chrollo eats so fast you’re worried he might choke on a piece of tofu. But he’s quick to lay down on the couch, wrap his arms around you and place his head on your chest. You can’t help but chuckle as he completely deflates, sinking into you.

His hands slide over your hips, squeezing the soft flesh of your love handles, running a hand up under your shirt to squeeze at your breast. However, you still had your dinner in your hands, and you lightly tapped Chrollo’s shoulder.

“Let me finish eating,” You lightly scold, only to be rewarded with Chrollo swiping his thumb over your nipple, a smile on his face.

“I’ve been deprived for so long,” Chrollo bemoans, pressing his face into your chest. “You make my world a thousand times better, every time I leave the house without you there is a hole in my heart that cannot be filled until you return to my arms.”

Earlier in your relationship, you would have been completely taken aback, flustered out of commission. Yet, three years in, the declaration of love makes your cheeks pink, your eyes roll, and a smile pull across your face. 

“You also have my entire soul, angel. I love you too.” 

Satisfied with that, Chrollo gives you a squeeze and a kiss, before settling back down on your chest. His hand rubs up and down your side, and he ignores the TV to talk to you instead. “What do you want to do tonight, my love?” His hand finds yours and he leaves a kiss to your knuckles.

“We can stay like this,” You murmur, ceasing your fingers through his hair. You trace the shell of his ear with your finger and he hums appreciatively.

“Good, good,” Chrollo’s voice is crackled and tired. His eyelids soon drop, lashes curling over dark underage circles. It isn’t before long that he’s fast asleep, grip tight around you. Occasionally, he sifts slightly, a little twitch here and there, a mumble or two.

You end up falling asleep like that, stomachs full, in each other’s arms, happy as could be.

[giggly-squiggily]

OOOO OK HCS TO DABBLES

I hc Chrollo having REALLY ticklish palms. Like he’s mildly ticklish everywhere else, but his palms have that man on the floor giggling

Ler can be anyone, y/n or a canon character, I’m not picky :)

(Headcanons to Dabbles: OFFICIALLY CLOSED)

AHHH! *explodes* LEE!CHROLLO WHOOOOOOOOO!!! I love this man so much y'all don't even know aejarkaejrerejk I've gotcha covered, anon! :D

You held out your hand expectantly, waiting for Chrollo to comply. Such a bold gesture would be frowned upon in the Phantom Troupe- but as his partner, you had special privileges.

Chrollo looked at it, then at you. He offered you his book, but you didn’t take it. He offered you a nearby pebble, but again- it laid in your still hand. “I hadn’t realized this was a guessing game.”

You struggled to keep your poker face, flatting your lips so you wouldn’t smile watching him try and figure out what you were asking for. Finally, he took the pebble from you and laid his hand in yours, smiling when you squeezed it. “There it is.”

“Took you long enough.” You teased, bringing it closer to observe. The skin was scarred yet smooth- both soft and calloused in your grip. What confused you was the sudden lack of tattoos- you swore you saw them before. “Where’d they go?” You asked, dragging a finger along the back of his hand.

“Oh tha-eh!” The leader of your troupe seemed to stammer, straightening up as you carried on dragging your finger against his skin. “They only appear when I activate my power.”

“Really?” You mused, flipping his hand to look at his palm. “Do they appear here too?” You curled your nails against the skin, daring a peek.

“So-Soohohmetimes?” He gasped out, a few reluctant giggles following. “Aehhe-ehhahahhaha! (Y/N)! Pleahhahahhase! It tihihihihickles!”

“Really?” You couldn’t keep your poker face any longer, grinning outright as you scratched gently at his palms, making him double over in wheezy mirth. “Who knew the esteemed leader of the Phantom Troupe was so ticklish? Better be careful the others don’t find out- they’ll start a mutiny and tickle you until you give in.”

“Thehehehy alheahahhardy knoohohow! I’m nohohohoht wohoohohried about it!” He gasped out through his giggles, gently catching your wrist to stop the tickling. “I truuhuhst them with that lihihttle tihihidbit…and I truuhust you not to take ahahadvantage.”

“Hm.” You brought his hand up to your lips, kissing it gently and making him twitch with a small laugh. “No promises.”

[hamliet]

Hello. Just finished Demons and it was an emotional rollercoaster for me. Why do you think Stavroghin wrote to Daria if he intended to kill himself? Do you think he changed his mind and couldn’t stand his guilt anymore?

(Also, is it just me or was Peter a tiny bit too infatuarea with Stavroghin?...)

He reminds me a bit of Chrollo from HxH in a way. He feels so empty and incapable of understanding himself and I guess this is exactly what draws others to them.

Ahhh yay! Crazy, right?

First of all, it's not just you re: Pyotr and Stavrogin. Pyotr's words literally mimic love confessions. Whether or not that was intended as romantic or just to show how obsessed Pyotr is can't be said, but intention aside, it's a fair reading of the text.

You're right though in that Stavrogin's central trait is emptiness. He is desperate to feel something, anything at all, and commits the worst atrocities in an attempt to feel. He is so empty people are able to project whatever they want to believe onto him; hence why he makes a perfect figurehead. Supposedly. I'd actually argue Chrollo, at least, genuinely cares for people even if he pretends he does not; I don't know that Stavrogin does. Stavrogin is an antichrist archetype, more akin to Johan Liebert of Monster, imo.

I think Stavrogin wrote to Dasha for a similar reason: Dasha is the only one who seems to know him as he is and still loves him. He even directly states that Dasha is the only one he can be honest with. Varvara projects the image of the perfect son, Liza of a lover, Pyotr of a revolutionary--he is what they want him to be. Dasha seems to have a far better understanding of who Stavrogin actually is. She knows he is married, for example.

Whether or not Dasha and Stavrogin actually had/were having a sexual affair isn't clear (deliberately unclear, most likely). Given Dostoyevsky's tendency to explore the "hooker with a heart of gold" stock character in various ways (played straight but with depth, like Crime and Punishment's Sonia Marmaladova, played as a projection like Liza in Notes from Underground, or deconstructed in a tragic sense like The Idiot's Nastasya or in a redemptive sense like The Brother's Karamazov's Grushenka) it's likely that Dasha is another exploration of that sort of character, just as Stavrogin is an exploration of the same archetype as C&P's Svidrigailov, The Idiot's Totsky, and TBK's Fyodor Karamazov.

Anyways, whether Dasha actually was sleeping with him or not is beside the point; many assume she is. Dasha is pure and kind, compassionate and good, but Stavrogin still cannot reveal his worst sin to her (Matryosha).

“I’ve told you a great deal of my life, but not all. Even to you! Not all.... Better not come to me. My asking you to is a horrible meanness. And why should you bury your life with me? You are dear to me, and when I was miserable it was good to be beside you; only with you I could speak of myself aloud. But that proves nothing. You defined it yourself, ‘a nurse’—it’s your own expression; why sacrifice so much? Grasp this, too, that I have no pity for you since I ask you, and no respect for you since I reckon on you. And yet I ask you and I reckon on you."

His final act of suicide was twofold, paradoxical, just as he expresses in the letter. First, it was to hurt Dasha as much as it was despair over his lack of ability to feel any guilt at all. By trying to hurt Dasha, he was trying to sever that one link he had. At the same time, the fact that he wanted to sever that link shows that he was human even if he did not feel so.

Stavrogin is one of Dos's most complex and still most detestable characters--and most disturbing, honestly, because he is so inhuman, capable of the worst sorts of grotesque evil, and human at the same time.

[whorefordazai]

Taking responsibility fyi me apologizing

So around the beginning of March I found Rai's blog. I decided to interact with her blog after she reblogged a post saying that she doesn't mind if we interact with her. At first it was leaving simple messages like " Damn papa, you a rare breed, no comparing And it's motherfuckin' scary Tryna keep him 'cause I found him Let a hoe know I ain't motherfuckin' sharing....." and "gotta blast⛷⛷⛷⛷". But then Hua asked for anons so I sent her "Gu-Gucci flip flops, fuck it, hit your bitch in my socks This a big watch, diamond drippin' off of the clock Pull the 6 out, wintertime, droppin' the top Give it to they pussy ass, turn the shit up a notch Gucci flip flops (fuck it), make it kick rocks (bust it)This a big clock, check the wrist watch (check it) Gucci flip flops, fuck it, hit your bitch in my socks👺👺👺". After that I decided that it would be fun to stir shit up. So here's a list of all the things I've done:

• Odasaku's orphans 💥 jokes

• Repeat random words like "bestie I don't feel so good bestie I don't feel so good bestie I don't feel so good" and "sleep slept sleep slept sleep slept sleep slept sleep slept sleep slept sleep slept"

• Simped over the seggsy commander Erwin Smith

• Sent you aot tik toks and sent Hua tik toks that may or may not have traumatized her

• The Thanos situation. Yes I was the one who asked if Thanos had a big dick and wanted the pic (I've changed. I'm a better person now)

• Said that if you had a dick that I'd put it in my mouth (I don't regret saying that I would do it)

• Said that Thanos cum probably taste like battery acid

• Sent "🍆🍆🍆🍆" to Hua's blog

• Asked for a cup of cum from Miche's blog (yes I am the cum anon and I am sorry)

• Said that the avatars are packing (yes they are. Those blue aliens can still get it)

• Said that papa smurf can get it(I have grandpa issues)

• Gave an apology that I was very proud of "I've been reflecting and I am very ashamed of myself. I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did, it was very wrong, and I am very sorry, I just would like to move on and lead a normal life you know get a job and a wife and change my ways and I hope this apology impresses you even tho my grandma made me do it and I don’t really mean it"

• Brought up that Isayama has a hair fetish

• Rated thanos dick a 7.5/10

• Said this about the Thanos cock "It's not a bad dick. Would I suck it? No. Would I ride it? No. But it's still a decent cock. 🍆"

• Admitted to being a chrollo stand and having an obsession with cum (I'm serious y'all pls be careful with what you joke with)

• Simped for bucky barnes metal arm (he's hot. Hua agrees I think)

• Told Miche to look up Rule 34 papa smurf on Miche's spam (I'm sorry about that)

• Sent a YouTube video of Hikaru and Kaouru to Hua's asks (I think it traumatized her)

• Asked if you wanted to be twins so we can be like hikaru and Kaouru

• Asked to have a fist fight with me and then later asked you to fist me (that was a joke pls don't)

• Oh I'm 👣👣👣 anon too. It started off as a joke to bother Hua but it stuck around

• Asked you to be the yoonbum to my sangwoo and then said you gave off switch vibes

• Barked at you

• Rai NSFW headcanons (still waiting for those I'm jk unless👀)

• Said I liked fingers in my mouth and somewhere else

• Sent "How to make rai fall in love with me" and shit like that to annoy Hua

• Simped over muscular oda (Hua did not approve)

• Told you I was sending you to the ranch

• The shrek thing and the shrek rule 34 and said his cum was swamp water and rai x shrek(I'm genuinely sorry for that one)

• Told you I was going to eat you out because you deserve it

• Flirted with you

• Simped for Zazu the bird from the lion king (I'm sorry)

• Asked rai to become my slut but ended up becoming her slut

• 🍑💨

• Asked Rai to dom me

• Asked Rai to peg me/srs 😐

• Informed you that Levi has a shit kink

• Mich x Rai x Hua x Me 👀

• Ate Hua several times

• Threatened to harvest your organs

• Hua feast

• RIP hua

• And bringing up Hua's attempt at flirting

• I've probably done a lot more and I'm sorry

Anyways I'm admitting to all of this because I'm probably going to delete my account soon and I wanted to apologize to everyone💀 I'm really sorry y'all but I had a lot of fun

YOOO I WAS READING THIS LIKE 😨😱😯😦😨

PLEASKEKE HOWJSKWJ I DONT HAVE ANY WORDS EXCEPT I LOVE YOU AJAJ🤪🤪 BESTIE AHHH CHAOS I LOVE IT SHWJ YOUVE MADE THIS BLOG SO MUCH MORE FUN AJAHAH🥰✨🤪😦

WAIT if you’re gonna delete your account soon, does that mean you’re leaving tumblr or are you just gonna make a new account 😰⁉️DONT LEAVE ME😩😩

@hanazou @dazaicafe COME SAY HI 🤪

[mynameseri]

HAPPY 600!!! You deserve this so much ily ❤️ I really would love to see some aftercare with Chrollo— he’d absolutely spoil his partner imo

Ahhh thank you so much, you’re a doll! 🖤❤️

Warnings: 18+, slight N/SFW mentions of sex

After sex, Chrollo gives you lots of kisses and likes to hold you in his arms for a bit. Sometimes you cockwarm him, if you’re both in the mood for it (this usually leads to a second round). He loves to kiss your shoulders and caress you as you both wind down and catch your breath.

He teases you about how messy your appearance is after sex. You both look like you’ve been through the wringer, but that’s how you both like it. You have knotted up, frizzy sex hair and slightly flushed skin. It’s so funny, but he thinks you look cute.

Chrollo never forgets to ask how you’re feeling afterwards; he wants to make sure you’re okay because he knows he can be rough. He runs you a hot bath or shower to relax and get cleaned up. He changes the sheets of the bed if they’re super messy. You usually dress in one of his tshirts because they’re so comfy. Afterwards, he’ll rinse his body real quick and get into some casual clothes.

You both usually decide what you want to do for the rest of the night together. Order food, make food together, go buy snacks and watch a movie. He’s fine with whatever you want to do. He usually likes to just take it easy unless he has to go on a mission.

[ddarker-dreams]

'Traipse' was exquisitely scary. You write horror so well. The violent scenes were so vivid and made me cringe! It was a shame that Chrollo couldn't be deflated, what a bastard.

that’s really encouraging to hear, thank you so much ahhh!!! i’m hoping to write more stories like that! it felt challenging since i haven’t written explicit violence before (even then, i’m still a bit unhappy with how that part turned out...), so i’ll need to continue practicing. it was interesting to think about different abilities and how they’d work in tandem to one another. chrollo is such a pain to write fight scenes for since he doesn’t have a singular set ability, but rather, a fuckton of abilities at his disposal. and we’ve only seen a few of them 😭

i think adar did manage to get underneath his skin a bit towards the end, but chrollo’s just so in control of his emotions that he didn’t let it show. it definitely pissed him off to hear that. he just shows it in a weird way. 

anon 2 said: Reading your recent chrollo fic was SO WEIRD because my name literally is Adar 

AHA a concern of mine when i slap an OC into a fic is that someone might have their name, thus making it confusing. i guess it’s bound to happen every once and a while...

anon 3 said: DUDE that chrollo fic was (chef’s kiss), I really missed your writing for him 🙈 I’m curious about the last line though. Do you think chrollo would actually want to marry his darling, or was he thinking that as more of a way to spite Adar?

i missed writing for chrollo (and hxh in general)!! i have some ideas floating around relating to feitan that i’m hoping to get to next. 

HMM in my opinion, chrollo wouldn’t really care for concepts such as marriage since he grew up in an area where that stuff likely didn’t matter. however, as he blends into society, he’d come to recognize what it stands for. whether or not he’d try to marry his darling would depend entirely on how his darling views it. chrollo likes the thought of his darling eternally being tied to him, whether they want to call it marriage or not. 

as you deduced, he’s mostly doing it to spite adar. it feels like the extra petty thing to do, a final “fuck you” of sorts. he’s so dramatic. 

@procrastinationpro11 said: Came for chrollo thirst, left with depression and a new love for adar. Like, want a dude like him 😔

adar really gave it his all. i can’t help but feel bad for him too, the courage to stand up to the phantom troupe is insane. mans really gave it his all.