#ticklish!david

[amazingmsme]

What Siblings Do

AN: Yes yes, late again, don’t be expecting that to change lmao. But this is a Schitt’s Creek fic I started awhile back to fight the writer’s block & I’m so happy I got to include it for tickletober! Here’s day 15, hope ya like it!

The Rose family was not a tight knit, overly affectionate one. Even as children, the siblings were distant from one another, preferring to play with their expensive toys alone or with their respective friends. When Alexis started to toe the line of puberty, she set out on her world-wide bender that lasted throughout her middle and high school years. David was already on his own in New York, his sister merely a footnote in his thoughts.

When they lost everything and their lives essentially flipped upside down, they only just began to realize they may not be the perfect, happy family they thought they were. Money can buy a lot, but memories are forged from your actions, or lack thereof.

Alexis thought she and David were normal brother and sister, that their contempt and annoyance with each other was common and didn't border on hostility. After being forced to spend so much time with him, she's grown to enjoy his near constant presence, and wondered why she'd ever shut him out. But then he'd say something snide and bitchy and she was promptly reminded. But David was smarter than he gave himself credit for, and she had to admit he could be hilarious. (She couldn't let on that she thought that; the last thing he needed was an ego boost.)

It was the middle of the afternoon, and she was hanging in the motel lobby to fight off her boredom. Stevie gave up on passing her Candy Crush level and shifted her full attention to Alexis's nonstop rambling and the occasional question. She must've read something in her expression, because her next words threw Stevie for a loop.

"I hope I'm not coming off as, like, an entitled whiny brat trying to brag. But I just miss the way things were when we had money. Things I never even considered as a luxury before, I can't dream of having now," she said dejectedly.

Stevie shook her head, eyes wide. "No, I-I don't think that at all. I mean, you are an entitled whiny brat, but so is David," she said, smirking when she saw a fleeting smile grace the other's face.

"Thanks."

"I mean, you can't really help it. You guys had a lot of money, so you lived like rich people. You never knew this would happen, so it's okay to miss it. Hell, I miss it and I don't even know what that's like."

Alexis nodded, taking in her words. "Yeah, but I guess if anything good's come from it, I don't think I've ever been closer with my family."

"Hm, I can see that. No offense, but none of you seem like the... touchy feely type," Stevie said, vaguely waving her hand in her direction. Alexis giggled and rolled her eyes.

"Well you're not wrong there. I can't help but wonder what it's like to have, like, a normal childhood," she wondered aloud, leaning on the front desk.

Stevie hesitated before she spoke. "Weeell, when I was a kid, we played outside a lot." Alexis listened intently, leaning farther over the counter. Stevie let out an amused huff as she continued. "We'd get dirty and someone wound up hurt most of the time. We got into a lot of trouble," she admitted, chuckling. "Even though I can't really stand my cousins now, we had some good times, back in the day."

"Aww, that's so sweet! So like, what would you guys do? Any favorite, memories you'd like to share?" she asked in her usual inquisitive, bubbly manner.

Stevie thought for a moment, a smile forming on her face. "We'd go skinny dipping in the creek during summer. But only after it rained," she specified, the two of them succumbing to a short lived giggle fit. "We had a few sleep overs. We just did normal kid shit like watch movies and play games." She paused and chuckled, shaking her head. "There were some pretty brutal tickle fights. But I'm sure you know all about that, being the youngest," she teased.

Alexis cocked her head. "Mm noooo," she said, stretching her arm out and leaned away from the counter.  "Should I?" she asked, knees slightly bent and arms tucked close like she does when she's nervous about something. Stevie looked her up and down, brows furrowed.

"Are you trying to say you won against David growing up? 'Cause that doesn't really seem likely if I'm being honest," she deadpanned.

When she didn't answer, Stevie dropped the sarcasm. "Alexis... have you and David ever had a tickle fight?" she asked, genuinely curious. She thought for a moment, shook her head, paused and hummed to herself before shaking her head again.

"Nnno, not really. Maybe when we were like, really little, but nothing more than a poke here or a squeeze there," she explained. Stevie looked at her, something akin to pity in her gaze as she tried to think of something to say. It made Alexis fiddle with her hair as she whined. "That's not weird, right?"

Stevie froze like a deer in headlights. "No," she replied, a little too late.

"Mmmm really?" she asked skeptically. "'Cause you're acting like it's weird, and it's making me feel weird, 'cause, like, were we supposed to?"

"Well- I- obviously, it's not for everyone," she struggled to put her mind at ease.

"Why do you keep looking at me like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like, I don't know, like I'm one of those dogs on the sad commercials."

Stevie shrugged. "I don't know. I guess, I'm just a little sad for you guys," she said honestly, her hands shoved in her pockets. Apparently that was the wrong thing to say.

"Oh my God, it is weird!" she cried, grabbing a fistful of hair. Stevie shook her head frantically, mouth slightly agape.

"I didn't say that!" she insisted.

Alexis heaved a sigh. "You didn't have to."

There was a long stretch of awkward silence. Stevie finally spoke up. "You know, it's never too late. And I saw David get back like an hour ago, and most of the guests are out for the day," she hinted. Alexis picked up what she was laying down, and a bright grin stretched across her features.

"Thanks Stevie, you've really been a huge help. On an unrelated note, I think I'm gonna go," she said, already at the door.

"Uh huh," Stevie grinned as she watched her leave and walk down the sidewalk through the window. She muttered a silent prayer for David, hoping he'd forgive her for whatever hell she unleashed upon him.

When Alexis burst into their room, David was laying on his bed eating Doritos and talking on the phone.

"Why have we never had a tickle fight?" she demanded, slamming the door behind her. David jumped out of his skin and started choking. Alexis could hear Patrick on the other line asking if he was okay until he composed himself enough to answer.

"I'm fine, Alexis just- barged in here and said the most atrocious thing I've ever heard so I started choking on my Doritos!" Patrick hummed in understanding. Ah, so that's what all that crunching was.

Alexis stared down at him, arms crossed. "That's not an answer!"

David groaned. "I'm sorry babe, I have to go. I'll call you later." He didn't wait for Patrick to say goodbye before hanging up. "Are you out of your mind? I was on the phone!" he yelled at her, standing up from his spot on the bed.

"Oh come on David, I've walked in on much worse," she teased. He huffed in frustration, running his hands through his hair.

"What even brought this up? The last time I just acted like I was going to tickle you, you hissed like some demon and flipped me off."

"Well, yeah, but when was the last time you actually tried?" she asked in exasperation.

David blinked a few times as he realized he didn't have an answer.

"I... don't know."

"Don't you think that's weird?" she asked, staring at him expectantly. Hopefully.

He shrugged, "No."

"Well Stevie got this look on her face when she found out, and she said she thought it was sad!"

Oh, so this was Stevie's fault. He was going to kill her. "It's only weird cause you're making it weird!"

"So you really don't feel like we missed out on something?" she asked, something accusatory in her voice.

"No! And honestly, I wish you'd just drop it!" he snapped, throwing himself back on the bed. He turned his attention back to his phone, thumbs flying across the screen. He didn't notice his sister creeping towards him, which would utterly be his downfall. He looked up just in time to see Alexis looming over him, and let out an ear piercing scream.

In the lobby, Stevie muttered to herself as she idly clicked around on the computer, "Wow, that was fast."

Next door, Johnny's head snapped up in alarm when he heard his son's scream, but his nerves were set at ease when it was followed by loud laughter. Moira on the other hand, didn't seem to bat an eye.

Back in their room, Alexis was already laughing as David flailed on the bed, holding her hands and pushing against her with all his might. She had the high ground and ultimately won the upper hand when she twisted out of his grip and shoved him on his back.

"Alexis! Alexis nohoho!" he immediately broke, having no resistance against the feeling. She was scribbling up and down his sides, finely manicured nails sending ticklish shocks through his whole body. He rolled onto his side, curling in a tight ball as he swatted at her persistent hands.

"Wow David, who knew you were so ticklish?" she taunted, pinching around his torso sporadically, leaving him in a fit of jumpy giggled, shrieking each time her hand made contact. “I really missed out! Oh well, guess I just gotta make up for lost time!” she chirped happily, kneading her brother’s stomach as if she were a cat making biscuits. Needless to say, it was very effective.

“Nohoho you dohon’t! AHAHAHA!” he screamed and arched his back when she poked his bellybutton. A devious grin spread over her face as she wiggled her fingers above him. He didn’t know why, but felt warm and fluttery inside. He hadn’t played with Alexis like this in… okay he’s never played around with her like this, but something about it felt somewhat adjacent to fun. He tried to banish the thought from his mind, but was beaten to the punch when she started squeezing his hips, sending him into mad cackles.

“Ohohoho fuhuhuck you!” David snapped as she began squeezing his thighs. That had no right being so ticklish.

“You know, you’re not really doing much fighting in this tickle fight,” she teased smugly, hands continuing down and latching onto his knees. David screeched and kicked, but to no avail.

Hold the phone.

“Ihihi cahahahan doho thahahat?” he asked incredulously through his laughter. Alexis scoffed in annoyance as if it were obvious, which, to her,

“Duh, it’s called a tickle fight! You’re supposed to try and defend yourself!” Apparently, that was all the permission David needed.

He mustered up the strength to turn over and shoved his hands under his arms. She let out a shrill squeal, falling on her back as she fell victim to bright, bubbly giggles.

“Ha! And you tried to say I was bad?” he mocked, enjoying how the tables turned. That made her snort, followed immediately by a shriek.

“Dahahahaviiihihid!” she whined, grabbing a pillow off the bed and shoving her face in the cushion. Her laughter was muffled, but only slightly.

“What’s that? Sorry, I can’t understand you, you’re laughing too hard,” he teased, scribbling over her neck. She yelped, biting her lip in an attempt to hold back her laughter, but to no avail. He looked down at her and smiled. He doesn’t remember the last time she looked so carefree and happy. Her hair was tussled in a way she would’ve been appalled by, her cheeks were flushed a bright pink, her eyes glistened with unshed tears, but most importantly, she wore a smile that stretched from ear to ear. David smirked down at her. “Or maybe just take that pillow out of your mouth.” She flipped him off.

He gave a dramatic gasp. “Well that’s not nice! I guess someone needs to be taught some manners!” He went to attack once more, but the predator became the prey.

Next door, Johnny Rose had been trying to read the same newspaper article since their tickle fight began. Don’t get him wrong, he loved the fact they were bonding! But did they have to bond in such a loud manner? His brows furrowed in concern when he heard a shrill scream followed by begging and screaming for help. He set his paper aside and made to stand.

“Ah ah, what do you think you’re doing?” Moira asked, brush combing through one of her many wigs. John gestured wildly to the door.

“He asked for my help! It sounds like there screaming bloody murder in there!” he exclaimed, pointing to the door behind him that connected the two rooms. Moira gave him a look

“John, they’re adults, they can fend for themselves. Besides, Alexis borrowed a necklace without asking, and David blew me off for dinner to go see Patrick. So I say let them tickle torture each other to their heart’s content,” she chirped, unbothered by the sounds next door.

Johnny sighed, defeated. “Okay, if you say so.” It was probably another 10 minutes before they settled down.

[tickle-bugs]

any thoughts on schitt's creek chars? 👀 i always felt like there was so much potential for tickles with david and patrick! they're just sooooo

some headcanon shenanigans below bc i did not expect to love this show as much as i did. and then i did.

im for sure gonna write a fic for them but i wanna put a dent in my current prompts before i do wheee

ok ok im throwing my take into the ring: patrick is more ticklish than david but you wouldn't know that from david's reactions. david screams. category 7 flailing event. several dead, patrick wounded

ok so canonically david and patrick are always exchanging these soft little touches but david's are very. hm. wiggly little fingers and squeezes. so i'm thinking about david with a mischievous streak now. david comes up behind patrick while he's reshelving and squeezes his waist every time he reaches up

i think patrick is ticklish in unconventional places and is mildly embarrassed by it? like his face, his ankles, etc. but david is so taken with it. he'll try to hide his face and david is personally offended like?? give me your face back i was looking at it

there's a secret cut of the cabaret episode where stevie's trying to help patrick with his makeup and he's giggling and twitching like "do NOT tell david...stevie don't--" and well. yknow when stevie does her evil little smiles? that promise is not upheld <3

patrick is a giggler send tweet. just think the public should be aware <3

when they need to be at the store early and david absolutely refuses to leave bed, patrick will give him like. a warning period of time. patrick will fully get ready, make breakfast, etc, and if david is still in bed? patrick will crawl back into bed under the guise of being sweet and then tickle the living daylights out of david

i really love the idea that patrick finds out david's ticklish because stevie comes into the apothecary and just. volunteers the information. david's screeching in betrayal and patrick's yelling over him to thank her

patrick's competitive streak is impossible. david will tickle him to win an argument or something and then the next morning patrick is looming over him with villainy in his eyes

under the right conditions, david will giggle and patrick will snort

ok but re: competitive streak....patrick encourages this feral sort of competition in david (like the escape room episode or the baseball one). patrick likes roughhousing and wrestling and david does Not. but then patrick gets cheeky in an argument and all of sudden david's pulling WWE moves?? and this becomes part of their life

i like to think they get to a point where they're comfy making lighthearted breakup/divorce jokes without it ever being taken seriously. anyways stevie comes into the store one day and david announces that they're getting divorced. stevie's like "did patrick tickle you" and then patrick emerges from the back with a black eye and a goofy smile, thus answering her question.

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.2

-while angel loves no one more than david, no one infuriates them more than he does (could apply to all mates)

-darlin’ tries to trip david every time he walks in front of them

-lasko is so obsessed with dear, he trails after them like a lost puppy all day (even when they're at damn)

-gavin is 100% addicted to sugar (he’s always eating candy and desserts and drinking sweet drinks)

-darlin’ is insanely ticklish but the only one knows is sam because no one else would dare get that close to them (sam comes up behind them and pokes their sides while they’re not paying attention and they flinch hella hard) ((he also tickles them when they’re in bed together))

-as a teen, darlin’s parents would not let them do anything without david (because they would undoubtedly get into trouble otherwise)

-vincent acts incredibly corny ironically just because it annoys/embarrasses lovely every time

-darlin’ is a pretzel purist (obsessed with them)

-if gavin is arguing with freelancer, giving him a lollipop with make him shut up 99% of the time 

-gavin and freelancer look at each other in sync and judge other people

-asher and baabe argue once a year

-freelancer and gavin fought like one time in their first year of dating and it made freelancer cry like a lot especially to damien (he told gavin after they made up “never let me catch you making my best friend cry again, do you hear me?”) 

-david and darlin’ are 100% siblings coded

-every other week david, asher, milo, and darlin gather together somewhere and talk about their mates and other stuff (mainly their mates) ((sturniolo triplets style))

bonus +

asher: “we’re shifters, of course, our love language is biting the shit out of each other”

milo: “we’re shifters, of course, i'll fight you if you touch my lower back no matter who you are”

darlin’: “we’re shifters, just because i respect the pack hierarchy, doesn’t mean i respect the people in said hierarchy”

david: “we’re shifters, of course, as alpha, i’m legally allowed to beat the shit out of all of you for the sake of “keeping the pack in line””

[sharkiedash]

Tickling Batty Baby

Pairing: TLB+Michael x Little!vamp!Reader

acotar-lover asked:

Can I have fanfic with michael, dwayne, david, marko and paul where reader is little and finds out the lost boys are ticklish and decides to be a little goblin and tickles them all but ends up getting tickled back.

Pure fluff, sfw and chaos please :)

a/n: Ofcc! :3 Info: LITTLE!READER, cg TLB+Michael, Fluff, sfw, chaos. Warnings: DNI NSFW blogs, this is a safe place for wild littles!

You were in a silly mood, running around the cave and giggling as Michael and Paul chased you. You, being a vampire, had managed to run up the wall of the cave, giggling as you look down at the others from upside down. "How do they happen to do that?" Dwayne asks David as the two of them watch Michael, Paul and Marko chase you around the cave. "Perks of being an adventurous little vamp" David replies, looking at Dwayne.

Out of nowhere you appear next to David, landing on his shoulders as you hang on to him, giggling. "Nooo. don't let them's get meee!" You giggle, holding onto David's jacket, your fingers digging into his skin just a bit, causing him the snicker. Michael, Paul and Marko make their way over to the three of you. "haha! papa David save mee!" you giggle, sticking your tongue out at the three out of breath vampires. "How are you so fast? huh, love bug?" Michael coos, cupping your cheek and kissing the tip of your nose, making you giggle, digging your fingers deeper into David's thick jacket. When you hear a stifled chuckle from David, you look down at him. Did you just hear papa David laugh? What happened? He couldn't be ticklish- right?

You did it again and reaction you got from him made you gasp. "Papa David is ticklish!!" You look at the others, as David tries objecting it. "Are you calling baby bat a liar??" Paul playfully gasps, picking you up off of David's shoulders. "No-" David started but being cut off with Michael speaking, "Aww. Poor batty baby. Papa David being mean huh?" He coos, kissing your cheek softly, earning a soft laugh from David. "Is Mike-Mike ticklish?" You ask, giving Michael a playful pouting face. "Of course he is!" Paul laughs, using his free hand and tickling Michael's side, making him huff out a cackle. This makes you laugh, trying to get out of Paul's hold. You instantly jump on Michael, tickling him. His laughter and cackles fill the cave. “I surr- ender!!hahaha!”

“Nuh uh! No surrender!” You cackle, so focused on tickling Michael that you feel fingers digging into your sides and wiggling them. You erupt in a loud laughter, letting go of Michael.

“Hehe- are you ticklish love bug?” Paul laughs from behind you, picking you up and carrying you to the big nest you all share.

“Tickle fight!” Marko shouts the second all of you make it to the nest, pouncing on Dwayne.

Laughter fills the cave, you in between Paul, David and Michael.

“Revenge!” David laughs, tickling you till your red in the face.

“Is batty baby gonna give up?” Michael asks, leaning down and kissing your forehead. You nod, tears of laughter prickling your waterline.

Dwayne and Marko had stopped, watching David, Paul and Michael tickle you.

“yes yes!”

“Promise?” Michael tickles your neck.

“I promise!” You giggle, earning a chuckle from David who stops tickling you.

”There. No more tickles.” David says as he looks down at you.

You try to hold back a yawn, covering your mouth. “Looks like someone is sleepy, hm?” Dwayne pipes up, laying down beside you on the nest.

You shake your head, giggling. “Not tired.” You insist, but your yawns prove otherwise.

“mhm. And I’m a dolphin.” Marko giggles, laying down beside you on the other side as Paul, David and Michael cuddle up next to you.

“But I wanna play.” You pout, lower lip jutting out.

“We’ll play more when you wake up. But right now it’s time for baby bat to get some sleep.” David speaks gently, moving your hair from your face.

“Promise?” You yawn again, laying your head against Dwayne’s chest.

“We promise.” They all speak, cuddling up to their favorite baby bat.

[chimckenns]

Misc David hcs that kinda became its own thing

David instantly knows when Angel has had a bad day, and will immediately envelope them in his arms as they nuzzle into his chest, just wanting to disappear for the rest of the day

He’ll bundle them up in a blanket on the dining chair and let them watch him cook dinner, knowing that they love it

Sure enough, when he turns around, revealing the finished dish to them, he sees them fully relaxed and finally smiling as they open their arms towards him. He happily obliges and sets the dish down in front of them before giving them a soft kiss and a warm hug

“You deserve to relax. Welcome home, Angel.”

On a particularly bad day he caught them as they collapsed into his arms, crying and soaked from the rain

They tried to explain what happens but it only came out in mumbled sobs and David listened the whole time, stroking their hair

He got them out of their work clothes and into a warm bath and joined them, holding them from behind as they calmed down and the tears gradually stopped

When they were ready they turned to face him, and David gently held their tear-stained face and kissed them

He’s not a man of words, but his actions tell them all they need to know. They feel it in the kiss

The silence in the bathroom was broken up by Angel’s hiccups as they calmed down, and the soft sounds of David’s lips on their cheek

Eventually Angel let out a giggle as David kissed that ticklish area just under their ear, and David breathed a sigh of relief

It was heaven to hear them laugh again

Angel wrapped their arms around his neck and whispered a thank you

David holds them, arms slotting in that curve between their ribs and hips, and tells them I love you

[amazingmsme]

Best Friends with Benefits

AN: merry late Christmas & happy new year @girltickles! I loved stepping in to write your fic! Thanks for being patient. It was so much fun, I love writing for this fandom! This fic is more ambiguously spicy than some of my other fics, but nothing really happens other than light bondage. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

They both knew this was nothing more than a fling. But it's not like Schitts Creek has much in terms of dating. Or in their case, just screwing around.

David was a surprisingly good lay, if a bit bossy and needy. But damn, did they have fun together. More importantly, Stevie trusted him. Enough to consider asking for something she'd wanted for a long time.

But she was hesitant. David was more than just another fuck buddy, he was her best friend, she didn't want to make things awkward between them. Although, she supposed by now, they were well past that point. David was only judgy about the little things; he knew better than to mock you when he could tell it meant something.

Still, that doesn't mean she wasn't nervous.

And apparently, she was being obvious.

"Is everything okay?" David asked, lying on his side to face her. The sheets were pulled up just above his waist, and Alexis found herself staring at his bare chest.

"Great."

"Okay, now I know something's wrong," he said matter of factly. She rolled her eyes, throwing her hands up in defeat.

"Nothing's wrong!" she insisted.

"Did you not like the tongue thing? I was just trying something new, and I-"

"No, no, the tongue thing's good. I liked it, a lot," she reassured, a slight flush dusting her cheeks as she thought back. "Just forget about it, it's stupid."

"Hey, whatever it is, it's not stupid. You can tell me," David said, reaching out to card his fingers through her hair. She hummed and leaned into the touch, eyes fluttering closed.

"Promise you won't laugh."

"I'll try my best, but you're very funny," he teased, smiling proudly when she chuckled, smacking his arm weakly.

"Oh I know I am," she bragged playfully.

"Sooo," he prompted, dragging out the word to help lighten the mood.

"It's embarrassing."

"We've both seen each other naked," he deadpanned, as if that was the pinnacle of embarrassment. Either he was right, or she was about to prove him very wrong.

"Fair," she admitted with a slight tilt of her head. He stared at her expectantly, and she sighed. "So I was with this guy-"

"Ooo, tell me more!" he teased, getting more comfortable.

"I was!" she lightly smacked his shoulder, a smile already tugging at her lips. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.

"Anyway, so he was just passing through, but we really hit it off. And oh my God, David, you should've seen him! He had this long dark hair, and beard, and abs for days."

"Okay, you did not just say "abs for days,"" David taunted, adding air quotes for dramatic effect. She scoffed, a bark of laughter slipping through.

"Shut up, he really did! But he was so hot, I already made up my mind that I was gonna do anything he wanted," she began to explain.

"Obviously," David nodded along, listening intently now.

"And one night, he uh," she paused, clearing her throat. Why was it so hard to speak all of a sudden? She could feel her face getting warmer and knew she was blushing. David bit his lip to suppress his grin. He'd never seen Stevie so flustered before... It was a good look on her.

Come on Stevie, just spit it out!

"He tied me to the bed and tickled me," she blurted out, pulling the sheets up to her mouth to muffle her voice.

"Oh," David said, blinking a few times in surprise. That certainly wasn't where he thought this conversation was heading. "Well, did you like it?"

She gawked at him, "Why else would I be telling you this?" A sly smirk tugged at the corner of his lips, small at first, but it grew with each massing second into a mischievous grin.

"Don't-"

"Aaaaaaw!" David cooed loudly, scooping her up in a tight hug before she could even think to escape.

"Shut up David!" she scolded, but didn't actually mean it."

"What, this wasn't the reaction you were hoping for?" he asked, his breath ghosting over her neck and making her smile.

It was actually better than she expected. David was a little awkward when it came to touch and affection, so the fact that he was so accepting must be a good sign.

"It's a bit much, to be honest," she teased, squeaking when he unexpectedly pinched her side.

"You literally asked for this!" he noted, unable to stop smiling. 

"I knooow," she whined, reaching up to hide her face. He couldn't help but scribble his fingers in her exposed pits. She snorted, and David was hooked.

"Oh I gotta hear that again!" he cheered, straddling her waist as he wrestled her arms above her head. He was stronger than she gave him credit for.

It was... kinda hot.

"Sorry I don't have a cuffs or anything, it sounds like that guy was really prepared."

Stevie swallowed the lump in her throat. "He was."

"So what was, like, your favorite thing he did?"

"Um- I-" she stuttered, unable to find the words. David noticed she was having trouble, and decided to help her out.

"Okay, maybe that's too specific. Just tell me what you remember enjoying."

How the hell was he being so casual about all this?

"Well, for starters, his stubble felt horrible in the most amazing way-"

"Wait, should I be taking notes?"

"David!"

"What? I'm trying to give you what you want. Now stop beating around the bush!" he demanded, delivering quick pokes to her belly.

"Okay, okahay!" she conceded, already giddy for what was to come. "I-I really liked when he tickled my neck and ears," she began, a dark blush already spreading. "And uh, thighs are a good spot. Pretty sure I'll scream."

"Oh you will," he added smugly. She grabbed the pillow to hide.

"And he took a fuckin' hairbrush to my feet."

David arched a brow, "And how was that?"

"Awful."

"Awfully good," he taunted, earning a pillow to the face.

"But he used some kind of lotion or oil, and I swear it made it worse. Don't ask me how, but it did.

David flashed her a soft smile, "Are you telling me this because you know I have, like, a ton of scented oils and lotions?"

Stevie froze.

"What? No-"

"Be right back!"

"Wait, David! Where are you going?" she yelled as he leapt from the bed, already standing in the doorway.

"Just grabbing a few things," he said, shooting her a wink before he left, only clad in a pair of boxers. She fell back against the headboard, shaking her head fondly.

He came back with a small tote, various items sticking out from the top.

"Okay, so, I lied. I did have cuffs, I just had to go get them," he chirped, reaching in his bag to pull out a fuzzy pink pair of cuffs, dangling them for her to see.

She was speechless.

"I- uh- wha- what all did you get?" she asked in a stutter.

"That's for me to know, and you to find out," he purred, twirling the cuffs around his finger before crawling on the bed and straddling her. "Now be a good girl and put those arms up."

She closed her eyes, but did as she was told. "You're gonna fucking kill me, aren't you?" she accused.

"I doubt it," he shrugged off her concerns. "If you can survive the tickle expert, I think you'll be fine with me." He locked her arms in place, effectively trapping her beneath him.

"Oho my God, don't call him that!" she scolded, her blush darkening to a shade.

"I'm serious! And if I'm being honest, a little nervous!"

"You're nervous?" she asked incredulously.

"Full disclosure, but I don't have a lot of practice with... all this. So just... let me know if I'm doing something wrong."

"David, it's just tickling. It's not rocket science," she deadpanned.

"Oh," he cocked his head to the side, leveling her with a playful glare. He slipped a finger beneath her bra strap, pulling it back to snap against her shoulder.

"Ow!" she hissed, but it was more out of reflex than actual pain.

"Don't get sassy with me," he warned, but he knew she would. He was counting on it, actually.

"Will you just get on with it?" she honest to God whined. So excuse him for reveling in the moment.

"Well, since you asked so nicely," he drawled, making a show of cracking his knuckles before he got started.

Stevie braced herself for what she knew was coming, and yet, she still screamed.

"Oh wow, so you're like, super ticklish! I honestly didn't expect that, it's actually really cute," he taunted playfully, scribbling up and down her bare sides. She squealed, twisting her body any way she could manage.

"HeheHEHEY!" she tried to protest, snorting before dissolving into loud, carefree cackles. "I ahaham nohot cute!" she adamantly denied.

"Wanna try saying that again, without laughing?" he asked with feigned innocence. He crawled up her ribs before drilling his thumbs in her exposed hollows.

"Ohoho FUCK you!" she snapped back before thinking better of it. David's eyebrows shot up to his hairline, and she immediately began to backtrack. "Nonono wahahait, I didn't mehehean thahahat!"

David retaliated by scribbling all ten fingers under her arms, enjoying the uncharacteristic squeal that escaped her.

"Really? 'Cause it really seemed like you did," he said without an ounce of sympathy. Stevie only dug her grave even deeper.

"So whahahat if I dihid?" she asked, sporting a cheeky grin that wasn't entirely a result from the tickling.

"You know, you can just ask me to make it worse. You don't have to be such a damn brat about it," he huffed, sounding more exasperated than he actually was.

"Whahat did you just call mehehe?" she asked breathlessly, staring up at him incredulously.

"A b, r, a, t, brat!" he spelled out, drawing each letter across her tummy, earning a shocked snort followed by bubbly giggles, finishing by wiggling a finger in her bellybutton. She arched her back with a shriek, falling into a helpless round of cackles. She shook her head back and forth, tugging uselessly on the pair of cuffs.

"OHOHOKAHAHAY! OHOKAHAY DAVIHIHID, I GET IHIHIT!" she managed to speak through her hysterics. David pulled back with a satisfied hum, giving her another quick breather.

"Glad we're on the same page."

She glared at him, a wide smile still splitting her face in two. "I fuckin' hate you."

"I wouldn't lie if I were you," he warned, wiggling his fingers threateningly. She flinched involuntarily, internally cringing at herself.

"Trust me, I'm not," she held firm, trying to look anywhere other than his hands, but her eyes kept darting back.

"Well in that case, you're about to despise me," he purred, leaning down to whisper in her ear as he straddled her waist. Without warning, he blew a raspberry on her neck, catching her completely off guard and shattering any tension that was building up.

"NOHOHO!" she screamed, trying her best to scrunch her neck for protection. David nuzzled in the crook of her neck, rubbing his stubble against her soft skin, nipping and nibbling lightly. Stevie felt her knees to weak, all the fighting strength she had in her slowly leaking out. "D- Davihihid, plehehease!" she whined, closing her eyes as tight as she could, as if that would somehow alleviate the torturous sensation.

"Please what, Stevie? C'mon, use your words," he cooed down at her, definitely intending to come off as patronizing. Before she could answer, he blew another raspberry, just to cut her off. She screams in his ear, desperately trying to squirm away.

She trails off into helpless giggles as he moves down to nibble against her ribs and sides, blowing small raspberries along the way. He gave her another quick break, just rubbing his stubbly chin on her belly, and she continued to giggle and hiccup as she caught her breath.

"You're sohoho mehehehean," she whined, hiding her face in the crook of her arm. David hummed in amusement.

"Actually, I'm being incredibly nice, seeing as I'm doing exactly what you asked," he so rudely pointed out. Stevie groaned and rolled her eyes.

"Ugh, don't remind me."

David chuckled, kneading from her sides to her hips, down her thighs. Stevie gasped before shocked, hysterical cackles filled the air.

"Okay, I won't," he chirped condescendingly, vibrating clawed hands into the muscle. She kicked and thrashed around, snorting and squealing all the while. He took his time, savoring every second.

By the time he reached her feet; she was nothing but a giggly puddle. He gave her another break, allowing her the chance to catch her breath and speak.

"You're ahawfully good fohohor someone so unsure of himself," she quipped through residual giggles.

David shrugged proudly, "I'm a fast learner." He drug a finger up the sole of her foot. Her leg instinctively jerked away.

"Lucky mehe," she scoffed, rolling her eyes.

David smirked, reaching a hand inside his bag to pull out a soft hairbrush and bottle of lotion. "Very lucky."

[astralbulldragon13]

Angel and Darlin’ being friends:

“So, you’re David’s new menace?”

“You bet your fine ass I am.”

“Good, keep him on his toes. He also has a ticklish spot on the bottom of his ribcage, it’s especially sensitive in wolf form.

This is how Sam learns David used to cause Darlin’ ‘menace’.

[arminsumi]

hii could i request something with suguru involving his shoulder blades... maybe tattoos... body worship or smth? such a vague idea sry

PHYSIQUE

↳ GETO すぐる + fem!reader

note : oooh! good timing for this req i am currently so deeply in love with the male physique. it's so beautiful. smth about the cleft between men's shoulders makes something click in my brain.

warnings : 🔞 minors do not read/interact : contains sexually suggestive content

🍒 More from Jay : GETO works / JJK works

during the day, a white shirt drapes his muscular torso just perfectly enough to hint to his martial artist's physique, the cleft between his shoulders very pronounced.

suguru wears the shirts that have teasing, elbow-length sleeves. he doesn't realize that you're aching to see more of his toned arm, and the tattoo spanning it. it vines around his bicep, runs down his forearm; black ink in his skin of a dragon. he loves when your eyes catch onto the tail of it, and when your fingertips ghost the art. your touch gives him slight goosebumps.

you gawk when you see him behind closed doors, taking his shirt off in the dim glow of your bedroom light. his arm muscles flex as he rids the fabric and tosses it.

"like what you see, hm?" he asks.

it's all there, for you to look at; that pretty, toned physique that hides behind baggy clothes all day.

"touch my body." he commands softly, "don't get shy on me now, didn't you want to do... this?"

he grabs your hand, and places it in the center of his chest, flattens it out, right over a red ink tattoo between the cleavage of his chest. suguru's heartbeat is heavy, you can slightly feel its galloping thump as you splay your fingers out and press hard.

by his encouragement, your hand drifts down his middle. slowly. so slowly, your lips are parted and he loves how starstruck you look. it makes him feel good. makes his ego swell to have you staring at his body like it's the sculpture of david.

he kisses you hard. the passion matches the dim gold light of the room. and this light really reveals the dips and curves of his body so well. the dents of his abs. the contortion of his back muscles as he moves his body softly against yours. his broad shoulders.

suguru relishes in your silent body worshipping, he drinks it up. he looks down at your smaller figure, softly palming your head as your fingers ghost more of his tattoos, the cryptic ones that make no sense, the symbols almost runic-like spanning down his side.

he smoothly navigates your fingers to his reddish brown nipples, all perky and sensitive. the smallest noise comes out of him when you play with his nipples. he tries so hard to not ask you to play with his sensitive nubs. it's embarrassing for him. so he makes you switch focus to his pecs.

"here... squish your fingertip in here... feel that? mhm. pretty firm, isn't it? you know how it feels for a man to touch his own body...? yeah. it's rough. but your hands... they're not calloused... they're so soft and small... almost ticklish... especially down my sides... and over my nipples, too... l-like that haha... fuck. um. anyways... yeah. you said once... that you like this part?"

he brings your hand to his v-line. and god its... yum.

"drooling for me, princess?"

"fuck, haha... shut up... yeah i am..." you respond.

"hey..." he smirks, "tell me... what's your favorite part of my body?" he asks, genuinely curious, his tone sounding a bit self conscious. just a bit. he's always had that shiver of insecurity over his shape.

"every part of your body is my favorite..." you reply honestly, tracing your fingertips around his skin, exploring his body like a map full of hidden treasure.

his eyes light up. brows raise. heart flutters. throat constricts.

"... really?" he whispers. that was unexpected of you to say, and he needed to hear it.

"yeah... i love it..." you admire.

"oh really? you love it? well then... how about you show how much you love it with those pretty lips?"

© arminsumi

Do not plagiarize / repost / translate / copy layouts / etc.

Do not steal what I've worked hard to create.

[popironrye]

The Lost Boys + Star

Dating Headcanons

💋 David 💋

As a people watcher, his partner is never too far away from his sight.

While he has a reputation to keep in public on the boardwalk, he's very affectionate when you're alone.

Is in denial about being touch starved.

He loves hugs, even if you have to initiate them most of the time.

When chilling in the cave, wherever he's sitting, he insists you sit right on his lap so he can wrap his arms around your waist.

While you are in public together though, he likes to hold your hand.

He's not very good at it, but he will happily oblige to giving you massages if you ask nicely.

If you didn't have earrings before, he'd offer to pierce them for you.

One word. Blindfolds.

The quickest way to turn David on is tell him you want to lay blind on the bed completely at his mercy.

He's got a lace kink.

That new lingerie you bought. He'll compose himself while you're showing it off, but you won't be wearing it long.

💀 Dwayne 💀

Quickest way into his heart is through Laddie.

He'll watch with a huge smile on his face as you play games and buy carnival snacks with Laddie.

He's the piggy back king. He doesn't need an excuse to carry his partner around on his back.

He'll also carry you upright sitting on his shoulders when you're feeling ambitious.

It always works cause he's a thigh man. Sometimes you convince him to carry you with Laddie sitting on your shoulders like a totem pole when your out on the boardwalk.

He's not one to engage in conversations first, but he's a great listener.

There isn't a single word that comes out of your mouth that he isn't noting down in his memory. Make an off comment about a thing you like, he'll gift it to you. Complain about a minor inconvenience, he'll fix it. Mention you've always wanted to try something in passing, it's your next date night.

Loves it when you play with his hair. He'll purposely sit in front of you in hopes you'll just absent mindedly start running your fingers through it. All you have to do is pat your lap, and he'll lay his head in it for hair play.

Will go feral if he sees you in thigh highs. Doesn't matter if they're lace, fish nets, or cotton socks it drives him nuts. You wear them specifically to get him hot and it works every single time.

While he's the more dominant one in the bedroom, he loves it when you're on top.

🌿 Paul 🌿

Music lover

Will make his partner mix tapes.

Can play the guitar and loves to sing to you.

If you also play an instrument, he will wanna jam with you.

Most handsy, so expect a lot of PDA

When walking, he's the boyfriend with his arm around his partner's shoulders at all times.

When you're on the boardwalk together, he likes to stand behind you with his arms around you. Pulling your back against his chest as close as he can. He'll hold your hands from behind, usually with your arms crossed, sway in place, and place kisses to your forehead and cheeks. There's no doubt to anyone watching that you are his.

Picks all the best movies to watch, just ends up making out with you throughout the whole thing anyway.

Leather kink.

His favorite place to focus on is your midriff. He'll stroke, kiss, and nibble every spot while enjoying you wriggling under him. Bonus points if your ticklish.

🪶 Marko 🪶

Animal lover

Will convince you to take every animal you like home only for one of the boys to tell you to take it back. Star will let you keep them though.

Guard dog energy

Will pick fights with anyone for your honor, whether you need it or not.

He's an artist. Can paint, wood carve, and sow. Once you join the boys and become a vamp, the jacket they gift you was sewn by him.

Loves styling your hair. Doesn't matter what you ask him. Dye it? He'll do it. Cut it, absolutely. Just brush it, he'll get every tangle out.

He'll do your makeup for you too.

Will paint on your naked body. It's not even a sex thing, he just likes the challenge of trying to paint on you while squirming. (Although it's incredibly arousing to him too)

Even though the vamps sleep upside down, Marko will take naps with his head tucked snuggling in your chest. It's not only cause he's a breast man, but he loves hearing the beat of your heart. It makes it even better when the rhythm speeds up when he mumbles affirmations of love to you.

He loves you in baggy clothing, especially if it's his clothing. The hottest look for him is to have you walk around in an old baggy jacket with nothing underneath.

✨️ Star ✨️

Occult af. Will do tarot card readings.

Like David, she's a people watcher but when dating her attention is only on you.

She watches you like you're the only person in the world.

Cuddle bug!

Loves to walk around with her arm hooked around yours.

She's truly the rock everyone needs. Ready to give out the best comfort when you're feeling sad.

Borrows your clothes; especially coats, jackets, and baggy hoodies.

Will wear anything that smells like you.

Calls you pet names in Spanish.

Doesn't wear nail polish, but she'll paint yours.

Will make the two of you matching jewelry to wear.

Won't ever admit it to the others, but she loves marking her partner in hickeys. Any spot of exposed skin is free real estate when you're kissing to suck a bruise into.

Will use candle wax when intimate.

Finally got around to making a headcanon list for the lost boys! Please let me know if you got any more ideas you think I missed or just tell me your thoughts on what I came up with.

[ryo-kaikura]

Yan! Male Teachers + Male Yandere x male reader

*this is based on a dream I had this morning*

(Reader is on his last year so he's 18 (he's not held back I just try to make it okay with an adult partner) (my dream is PG-13(the yandere is made up), I just like spice)

My life is normal I guess, the difference with normal people at my age is my current school. This is takes "school feels like a prison" seriously with how we sleep at school eat at school and etc.

For our class, it's literally right next to the teacher's room. And each grade has a different section. Because it's a prestigious school the student is a lot more than the teacher by 50% of the teachers population.

Anyway, you might be asking, do you always have class? The answer is no, cause our right door is a building for gym and gymnasium. The door in front of us is where usually all the supplies comes in.

Today there is a monthly test. it's usually for additional points and support for our future. Example: last year it was making a sentence that's in correlation with a word and we can't use that word. There lots more but every time we were paired.

Look at that I'm also paired up again weirdly enough it's the "prince of the school" the one that's said to be the best for our grade, though his grade is in the top two, guess who's grade is higher? That right me. Since we're better than everyone, we get hallway to ourselves

It's so fun being better at him, when he gets a 100% me too, when he gets a 99% Boohoo I got a 100%. His body is also quite fit, but it's obvious with my height and body that I'm still better than him, with his being shorter than me. It's quite fun toying with him, his expression of flustered and anger add a smidge of pink on his face, neck and tip of his ears.

We're getting carried away. This year's test is a box of puzzles? With a textured flooring? Whatever. We saw the first test, summarizing a foreign language book, and there's our names on it. It seems like something from our teacher Mr. David. Then he shows up, "hello Mr. David" "Hello, (m/n)~" He was always flirty with me "hi Mr. David" "Hello to you too, mark".then he told us about it in detail "As you can see it's summarizing a book and because I prefer (m/n) than you, mark, (m/n) gets a 50 page and you get a 250 page it's sounds quite fair don't you think (m/n)" "Sure 😀"

Anyway, we're done with that, the next are some simple mathematics and that's from our other teachers. Wow it looks like we have to build a Miniature real life-like humanoid chess pieces. Now it seems like we're done but there's no announcement, then I realized the flooring is a bit whacky so I try to pick one up. It works. I open one and inside it is extra pieces for the sculpture and that's from Mr. Sears, the science teacher that likes to use science to hide a lot of things

It's similar with how some sounds lie it has a lot but there is none and then one of then sounds like it doesn't have any but when we opened it there was a lot of extra sculpture pieces. Then I saw one of the boxes has a piece of paper. I was about to read it out loud then I feel a finger right next to my stomach, and I couldn't help but feel ticklish and jerk away from the finger. Turns out it the said teacher, Mr. Sears, and he kept tickling me every time I try to say it out loud. In the end he made me stand up and go to a corner and read it in my head. Most of it was clues until the last number on the price of paper that said 'I will be going to *city name* in a few days' "I don't care" "What!" " We're not that close teach~, Well not as close as me and Mr. David~."

Then he stormes off, don't know what happened but in the end me and Mark Finished first.

*A few days later*

It seems like Mr. Sears didn't go and one of our teacher was suddenly sent to the hospital

*A few month later*

I finally graduated, best of the year as well because of that I get a lot of money lie a billion I think. But right when I was going head home, I felt someone covering my head, then two people try to grab me and they're quite strong, but not strong enough. Suddenly I feel something injected to my neck. And I grew weak and dizzy not long after I passed out. While why kidnappers was smiling over me.

It's been a while since I woke up but I still don't know where I am. There a window that just over my head so I'm able to get hold of it and pulled my self up and saw... A beach?

Then after looking around and the sun almost overhead meaning it's currently 11.30 ish o'clock. Three people come in and guess who? It the weirdos. Mr. David feels shy, Mr. Sears a bit nervous and Mark quite happy.

And the brought their own dish a I must say the best is Mr. David, with the other two being barely palatable. In the end we slept right next to each other.

*A year later* (I'm lazy)

My self-made company worked well, but my "wives" seems quite jealous of everything I do even though we haven't gotten married yet and Mark and Sears are working as my two secretary and David being at home. I must say David's body got more chubby and soft, I like it. Mark kept trying to be better at me at everything and kept losing, example: who can cum the last, I won, who's stronger, I won, and much more. And Sears gotten smarter at where he's hiding my stuff, like my underwear, sweaty gym clothes, a pen I chewed.

I'm happy there entertaining because I just remembered I'm a side character in a book and they're male leads, all three of them, and who's the female lead you ask? The new rising employee in my own company, Janice.

[adams-fav-roach]

Where do you headcannon the lost boys + Michael being ticklish and how would tickle fights go

Ooo, I have thought a little bit about this before.

I've never done one of these before, but I hope you like it anyways! 🖤

David:

Even though David has a big tough guy exterior, he is ticklish, EVERYWHERE. And he hates the fact. The boys take this to their advantage and tackle him. Because they know there's a chance of David escaping them if it's just one. Then they get him everywhere until he's a crying mess on the floor. If you were to try yourself to tickle him, he'd push your hands away and go sulk in the cave where you can't get him. How could you do that to him?

Dwayne:

He's very sensitive around his abs and ribs (but he shows them off anyways, easy target). It would usually be Paul, who would start to tickle Dwayne, and it usually ends up with Dwayne on top of Paul. Tickling Paul until he's cackling. The only person Dwayne hasn't managed to get on top of is Marko. He's a slippery gremlin.

Marko:

Marko's ticklish spot is around his sides, especially on the back above his hips. If he knows you and likes you, you'll end up play fighting. It'll be a good time, and Paul will jump in because it looks fun. If he doesn't know you or really dislikes you....good luck. This boy is very much feral, and is not afraid to use his teeth and claws.

Paul:

This boys tickle spots are behind his knees and his armpits. He's boney, so be careful of his kneejerk reaction. Paul will end up kicking or elbowing you by accident if you're in the way. He'll get excited when anyone starts to tickle him, and he's quick to tickle you back. It will be a back and forth until someone forfeits.

Michael:

Sweet Michael's weak points are his neck and around his love handles. He's a screamer, and he'll beg you to stop in between giggle fits. He's basically useless and can't fight back.

[aimedis]

david & angel headcanons 🐺👼

"oh angel.. my angel..."

david and angel are always touching each other's hands. especially angel who uses them to fidget when they're struggling to focus

angel doesn't usually call david "david" unless they're angry

david doesn't call angel by their name either

angel loves playing with david's hair

their song is perfect by ed sheeran (duhh)

angel likes to straddle david, like sitting on his hips with their hands on his chest and david likes it too

angel stands on their tippie toes to kiss david on the forehead and david thinks it’s endearing as shit

david loves resting his head on angel's chest almost as much as he loves their head on his

angel is the second oldest of five siblings and they all love david

angel's parents love david even more. they gave him the paternal relationship that he's been missing since his dad died even though he can't really tell them everything about him

angel used to have an eat1ng dis0rder. they are recovered but they sometimes still struggle with eating. david is always there to help him (rubbing their back, feeding them, encouraging them, distracting them etc.)

angel paints their nails often and david always picks the colour. he's very particular about it as well, making sure they don't use the same colour as last time and that the colour compliments their skin tone

they cut each other's hair at home

angel gets the biggest smile on their face whenever david introduces them as his mate

they are both ticklish so they chase each other around the house tickling each other (david uses it to get angel out of bed, angel uses it because they think they're hilarious)

angel is hands down the funniest person david knows

david never sleeps well if angel is away from home. if they haven't called him before bed, he doesn't sleep at all

angel is highkey obsessed with david. they always look for him in a crowd, they're always texting him, always talking or thinking about him

angel sing-songs "daveyyyy" whenever he's working or cooking and they're coming to bother him

david is lowkey obsessed with angel. he's also always talking to or about them, thinking about them, and spinning his wedding band around his finger when he misses them

whenever angel needs reassurance, david would always give it to them with the softest voice ever heard from him

david's love language is gift giving (and physical touch) and angel expects a new trinket or something from him at least three times a month

angel's love language is physical touch (and words of affirmation) and they just always know when he needs a pick-me-up cuddle or pep talk

angel writes david mini-love letters every few days and slip them in his jacket pocket

david introduced angel to his dad's grave after their one year anniversary. they both cried a lot

angel is such a crybaby when it comes to david being nice to them

when they argue, it's used to always be about david being unnecessarily rude and angel being invasive

now, they can argue about literally anything if they're heated enough

angel starts acting like david when they're fighting or just angry in general and two davids having an argument doesn't usually end well

their arguments end up as screaming matches more often than not but they don't really say things they don't mean anymore

they make up as soon as there's the slightest silence

"what are we arguing about again?" "i don't remember. want ice cream?"

the serious arguments aren't usually screaming battles, they do generally speak to each other calmly and respectfully when they're genuinely concerned about an issue

they have never slept separately (one in the bed, one on the couch) even when they're angry at each other

they don't go to sleep angry (at each other or otherwise)

angel got david flowers first in the relationship (they get each other flowers but david does it more)

angel has every single flower david has gotten them dried in a several scrapbooks

angel used to be simultaneously worried about being too much to handle and not enough for anyone in their life. the feeling eventually faded because they see the way david looked and continues to look at them

david thrives off of knowing how flustered he makes angel with no effort (he looks into their eyes for a second too long and their face flushes/they smile nervously and turn away)

angel does like working out with david a lot of the time though they have a lower endurance than david does so he helps them through their sets (david is their number one supporter)

david can tell when angel is in a bad mood within seconds, he can just feel it

during the solstice is one of the rare moments where angel will cook for david (they just spend the whole day taking care of him and cuddling him)

david covers angel’s face for them when they yawn in public. he also does it when they make questionable faces or if they start crying around other people, he’ll cover their face for them. (he does it so often that angel doesn’t think to do those things on their own anymore when david’s not around)

david never hesitates to pull angel closer whenever they flinch even a little

david always needing to slap angel’s ass before either of them leave to go anywhere (he slaps it hella hard if they’re caught off guard and taps it if they’re just moving to another room)

angel acts overly sweet and cringy to david on purpose in public to embarrass/annoy him (david does it to them in private so they feel how embarrassing it is) 

-angel holds and tugs onto david’s sleeves absentmindedly a lot (not for his attention most of the time just because they’re comfortable) 

whenever david says something “girly” or “online terminology”, angel always says “someone cooked here 🤨”. (it was them, they cooked here)

angel shaves david's face for him when they have a little extra time in the morning

david shaves whatever part of angel's body they usually shave as well

they love waking up at the same time in the morning because getting ready together is the best part of their day

they love showering together, not even sexually they just like being close to each other at all times

david often says "love you too" without the "i" just to piss angel off

david squeezes angel's cheeks all the time

angel thinks a jealous david is the funniest thing in the world because he's literally just sulking in a corner

david thinks a jealous angel is sexy because he thinks they're hot when they're mad

angel gets more jealous than david but only slightly. they know their man is hot and they see the looks his gets

they have resorted to straight up making out with him in public just to stake their claim. david is a freak and enjoys it

david sees angel talking to someone that's not him and he starts pouting (glaring). angel teases him about it all the time and he just grumbles into their neck

angel used to be a (contemporary) dancer and they do dramatically exaggerative revamps of their old routines in front of david to be funny (he laughs every time)

angel flexes being a shaw all the time, david flexes just being married

whenever angel is unable to play their favourite games for whatever reason, david will play it for them

they both spend an egregious amount of money on each other (especially with their wedding gifts to each other)

david never lets angel pay for anything if it's not a gift for him (angel hasn't touched a bill in five years)

angel gives their little siblings a lot of money all the time and when asked why, they say "i have a husband, i don't need it"

[teafairywithabook]

More Random HCs

Avior doesn’t trust birds. Oh they’re very pretty but they’re flappy and unpredictable.

Sam was on the debate team at D.A.M.N. 

So is Damien.

David isn’t ticklish, apart from one specific spot only Angel and Asher know. And they’re not telling.

Anton has a record player. He has bluetooth speakers all around his house and loves music on his headphones but the record player is his favorite.

Hush can sit very still and exude total calm to make lil bugs come to him. He’s like a creepy Disney Princess.

Blake is a sucker for cheesy romance films. Really sappy ones that make him ugly cry.

[internet-rat]

Kite in a relationship headcanons pt. 2

NSFW and SFW Fem POV

SFW headcanons:

-He is a big cuddler and snuggler for sure. Whenever he is taking a rest from work he likes to lay on the bed or on the couch with you. The long man is an excellent big spoon. He is so warm and he smells like the forest.

-Loves taking naps together. It is one of his favorite things. He is usually pretty nervous and spent many nights of his life with very little or low quality sleep. But with you he feels so calm and safe, he gets that good sleep. Like, really good sleep. He will drool on the pillow and talk in his sleep. He always says weird shit in his sleep. "Man, there is an owl stampede..."

-Enjoys cooking together. He is not the best cook, but he learns quickly. And he can mince onions like a ninja. He is the best at outdoor cooking though!

-Loves having his hair brushed. He will return the favor. He is very good at it and very gentle.

-As stated before he is very ticklish. It is kind of funny to watch him flail around if you tickle his waist or his armpits. If you sneak up on him and do that he will make a surprised noise like "HEUHJHH!! Y/N NO!". He is going to try and get revenge, so watch out

-If you knit him a scarf or a sweater he will wear it all the time and be all proud like "y/n made this!". He is cute!

-If you are on a walk and he sees a toad he will pick it up and show it to you. Pet the toad.

-When you are sad he will not leave you alone until you tell him what is wrong. He is very stubborn, so it is impossible to stop him if he wants to comfort you. If you are crying he will hold you close, stroke your hair and tell you how much he loves you and all the things he loves about you.

-Slap his ass. He will flash you a teasing smirk and blush. He might also return the favor.

-David Attenborough documentaries and chill.

-He is a romantic and is planning how to propose to you!

NSFW headcanons:

-This man is lowkey quite feral beneath his stoic exterior. When he has been away on a mission for a while and gets home to you he will take you on the nearest surface. Makes very sexy noises when he is all pent up and needy like this. Growls and bites your neck while he fucks you deep. "You are fucking mine, y/n!"

-Cums deep inside you and stays inside you until he is ready for another round. Kisses you and plays with your clit until he is hard again. He loves filling you with his cum.

-Will absolutely lose it when you cum around his cock. His thrusts will become sloppier and more desperate as he makes you ride out your orgasm.

-Has a breeding kink like no other. If you both agree to have children he will cum inside you as much as possible. Does not want to cum anywhere else. Folds you like a piece of paper while fucking you until you see stars. When he cums he will say in a desperate and breathless voice with each thrusts as he pumps cum inside you "get pregnant, get pregnant, get pregnant-"

-Being on your period will not stop him from wanting you. He does not find it gross at all. If anything, he loves how slick it makes you. Fucks you in the shower so you two can make a mess together~

-It is easy to get him riled up. All you need to do is feel the muscles on his arms or his chest and tell him how strong he is, or how good he looks and he will become a needy mess.

[paulielostboys]

Hey paul are any of the lost boys including michael ticklish?

They are. David is ticklish everywhere, but we don't talk about that haha- Dwayne is too but expect to get manhandled and thrown and tickle attacked DON'T TICKLE MARKO- HE LOOKS CUTE BUT HE WILL BITE YOU Michael is too, he's like... VERY ticklish

[vampandvisiongirl]

"She's great. I can honestly say that she is the most talented leading lady I have ever worked with. We just finished shooting the ballet episode, and we sort of had to do a love scene together. It was pretty funny, because Charisma is extremely ticklish, especially on her stomach, so when I had to go down, kind of made her laugh. I would start laughing, and then Joss would get so upset and start telling us that if we don't get this done he will fire us both, but she kept laughing, so finally I just said screw it and gave her a raspberry, right there. We took a break after that because both of us couldn't stop laughing."

David on working with Charisma- Late 2001-Early 2002