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through the powers of chemical sugary madness i have burned every single one of my tastebuds off and also unrelated my entire left side of my tongue is all bite-swollen for no discernible reason. mouth huryt
#it's 100% my fault but in my defense i got like. cinnamon gum and i guess i had too much of it#anyway ow. ow. ow. etc. -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp you know how it is#this is not the first time i've done this btw. once i ate two boxes of orange tic tacs in like 36 hours and the mild acidity caught up to m#but the good thing about repeating your mistakes is knowing their results. so at least i know my tongue'll be fine soon#but it's been a lotta letting ice melt on my tongue for the past couplea days rip
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Can you do height difference + "one more kiss? please?" with Hotch? Pretty pretty please with Mick Mars on top? <3 - V
hmmm i wonder who this could be 🤔😉
"Coffee + Kisses" ~ A. Hotchner
pairing: aaron hotchner x wife!reader
summary: "mornings were made for coffee and kisses. at least, that was aaron's philosophy."
word count: 740
warnings: a single swear word, mentions of food, that's literally it
genre: tooth-rotting fluff, quite literally with all the sugar references in this blurb
extra notes: the aaron icon in the collage is by @ssa-sapphic (edited to fit theme better!) and the dividers below are by @firefly-graphics
masterlist | kissing prompts | ask box
mornings were made for coffee and kisses. at least, that was aaron's philosophy.
most people looked at the stoic figure that was aaron hotchner and assumed he was brash and hubristic, emotions on a completely different plane of existence from his physical form. but you? his trophy wife? no, you got to see every hidden layer underneath his apathetic walls, your own little personal slice of heaven.
so while most people assumed aaron's mornings were spent with his nose buried in the newspaper, black coffee in hand, they couldn't be further from the truth. this man was all homemade iced lattes, sugary cereals, and good morning kisses.
that last one may or may not be how you ended up here, nearly ten minutes late for work, coat and purse still hanging up by the door, one shoe on and the other nowhere to be seen.
"i have to get up," you'd told him. "unlike you, i unfortunately have to work on saturdays."
but when he gave you that look, that sweet pout that made even a grown man look innocent, you couldn't say no. one kiss turned into two turned into three, kisses turned into five minutes of snuggles, and now you were here, rushing around the house and tracking down your missing heel like a modern day cinderella.
"aaron, have you seen-"
as if on cue, the man—still sporting his pajamas and bedhead, his chin dark with a five-o'clock shadow—rounded the corner, missing heel in hand. "sammy apparently needed a snack," he chuckled, bending down and putting the shoe on for you. he stood back up to full height, somehow still towering over you, even with your extra three inches of artificial height.
"sammy needs a stern talking to for stealing his mama's shoes," you kidded, tossing your arms over his shoulders. even you wondered how aaron, the seemingly heartless man that he was, fell in love with the tiny ball of fluff that had apparently stolen your shoe.
"i'll definitely be in contact with him," he joked, pulling you up for a soft kiss. he tasted like cinnamon toast crunch, a strange juxtaposition from the manly smell of his deodorant, but not an unpleasant one. suddenly, you worried about what your own breath tasted like, making a mental note to eat a couple tic-tacs on the way to work just in case.
you forced yourself to pull away, being met with a disapproving pout from the man above you. to anyone else, his height might've made him seem intimidating, but you knew aaron was nothing but a gentle giant, akin to a teddy bear in human form. "i have to go," you reminded him, still not having unlinked your arms from around him.
"just one more kiss?" he said, his bottom lip jutting out like a child in a toy store. "please?"
and who were you to deny him, the absolute love of your life, just one more kiss? despite the logical part of your brain telling you not to give in, the absolutely smitten part of your brain won, practically telling the other part to go to hell.
you leaned up once again, your lips locking with his for one last, sweet, good morning kiss. his palms settled on your hips, holding you as close as possible, a gentle gesture in hopes of changing your mind about going to work that day. and little did he know, you were close, oh so close, to calling in sick. to making up a fake family emergency. to just saying, "sorry, i simply don't feel like it."
but in the end, you knew it was for the best to suck it up and go to work anyway. after all, the time spent apart only made the moments together that much more special, that much more worth it. "i have to go, love."
he gave you one last peck, releasing his hold from your hips. "fine, i'll just be here," he said, falling back on the couch dramatically, "longing for you, my dear."
you giggled at the sight of this grown man acting like a character in a shakespeare play. "you're so dramatic," you commented, heading for the door.
not having moved from where he lay after his performance, he shouted, "love you too!"
"love you more!" you called back, closing the door behind you swiftly. you shook your head, giggling. what were you going to do with him?
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Baldur’s Gate Characters as discontinued foods I have saved on my phone part 3. If you look you can probably tell who’s my favorite and least favorite. Idk.
Gale- Sprite Remix. I think it looks like him.
Wyll- Philadelphia Cheese Cake Bars. Cause he’s sweet and delicious. That’s all.
Lae’Zel- Heinz EZ Squirr Ketchup
Astarion- Fruit Brute because he’s a fruity brute idk
Karlach- Original Recipe 4loko
Shadowheart- Cinnamon Tic Tacs
Halsin- McHotDog. You know why.
#baldur’s gate 3#baldur’s gate iii#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#lae’zel bg3#lae'zel#astarion bg3#astarion#karlach bg3#karlach#shadowheart bg3#shadowheart#halsin bg3#halsin baldur's gate 3#halsin
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Trick or treat! SPN
Happy Halloween! For you, a lil fic:
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Growing up the way they had, Dean had missed out on your typical Halloween. But that hadn't stopped him from enjoying it. He'd paraded Sammy around motels holding out a borrowed pillowcase, which yielded odds and ends travelers scrounged up from their rooms: cinnamon Tic-tacs, an unused lighter, crumpled dollar bills. Front desks sometimes had stale donuts from breakfast or curiosities from the lost and found. Dean had scored a banged-up Walkman one time. But there was rarely candy.
He no longer cared about costumes, not at his age, but a fun-size chocolate mix made it into the shopping cart every year. He poured this year's bag into a soup bowl that he positioned on the coffee table, dipping into it every half minute of his Netflix marathon, and let the metallic wrappers flutter to the floor.
Cas, when he discovered him, surveyed the scene with a curious expression. As he knelt down to sweep away the wrappers, Dean curled a hand around his wrist and pulled him out the couch instead.
"Cas, trick or treat?"
Cas's squint deepened. "Treat."
Dean laughed. "It's not really a question. You're supposed to give me candy."
"Why?"
"So I don't trick you."
Cas glanced at the candy bowl. "There isn't any left," he said.
Disappointed, Dean looked at the sea of wrappers at his feet. "Guess they're not putting as much in the bags anymore."
But things weren't all bad. Cas was half sitting on him, and Cas's hands had framed his face. It was another thing Dean had missed when he was younger, this kind of affection. He forgot about chocolate and shut his eyes.
Cas laughed in a self-satisfied way, but instead of his lips, he pressed a bite-sized Snickers to Dean's lips. "Tricked you."
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inbox trick-or-treat 🎃
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“Hugs, Kisses and wishes” for the fanfic ask game.
WIP Ask Game!
Tagging @redrum-alice because that one joke about Chuck inspired all this😆
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Jinx sat on Ekko's desk playing Tick-Tock Bomb!
The players drew chibi drawings of their heads to fill in as X's and O's. The loser's face was crossed and drawn with explosions.
"You cheated!"
"How do you cheat at what is basically tic-tac-toe?" She took a bite of her PB & Jinx. It was her version of a PB&J that was more dessert than an actual sandwich.
It was cut into two triangles and the bread was suagr toast sprinkled with cinnamon.
Between the peanut butter and strawberry jelly were strawberry slices drizzled with chocolate syrup.
"You drew over mine, you sore loser!"
"Call me that again." she challenged. "I'm going to kill you and dance over your grave." she dug two fingers into the side of his head. She said, "Pew!" as she shot him.
"You're not as great of a shooter as you think." he took a bite out of his slice.
Jinx narrowed her eyes at him, "And why the fuck would you say that,sunny boy?"
"I managed to make it to twenty." he took a sip of milk from his mug.
Jinx gave it to him as a gift and drew firelights and his hourglass symbol with a blue and red heart.
"You think. I rigged your whole, precious sanctuary with bombs."
"I've been told that I'm a great kisser," he held her chin between his thumb and forefinger.
"I'll get the information out of you sooner or later." he stroked her bottom lip with a smirk.
Jinx stilled. Her cheeks grew warm and her fluttered erratically along with the butterflies infesting her stomach.
Instead of giving in, Jinx swatted his hand away. "Go fuck yourself. I hate you."
Ekko's laughter was like warm syrup-covered pancakes that gave your insides a comforting hug.
The sunlight always seemed to find him and cast a soft glow around him. Jinx thought It was as if the Heavens were shining down a light on one of their own.
Even his dredlocks were styled like a halo today.
They've been dating for four weeks now and Jinx never thought she could be happier.
Her eyes glinted with mischief as an idea came to her. She stirred her chocolate milk with a straw. "I had someone else before you."
"I remember. The guy you almost kissed at the party?"
She had wanted to forget her crush on Ekko by kissing some guy she thought was decently handsome.
It didn't work.
She took her anger out on him during the next shimmer raid.
She sucked the milk bubbles with her straw. "Not that rando. The difference is that I saw him everyday," she couldn't restrain her chesire grin. "His name is Chuck. He was Silco's bartender."
#timebomb#ekkojinx#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#arcane#wips#my writing#hugs kisses and death wishes#ask game#wip ask game#ask#julietwiskey1#AAAAA!!!#THANKS FOR THE ASK!!!#firelight jinx au#as always😌#This fic gets mildy angsty later-
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Day 12 | Lee Jooheon
Paring: Lee Jooheon x Reader
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: none
Rating: G
Word Count: 663
Prompt: Gingerbread House Competition
Masterlist
Tags: @doveslittlekpoparchive @choicethot @xosunny @heaviihamonii
If there was one thing Y/N found adorable about Jooheon, it was his little pout. He would do it a lot; if he was upset, the bottom of his lip would often jut out, showing his disapproval, or it was a sign of him being unhappy about something.
One of the highlights of Y/N and Jooheon’s relationship was their annual Christmas competition. This tradition started out as a friendly rivalry. Still, it eventually grew into an anticipated yearly event with chocolate chip cookie bets and playful banter, not just for the couple but for their friends who loved the spectacle.
This year, the challenge was making gingerbread houses. Y/N couldn’t suppress a smile when she announced the competition, already anticipating Jooheon’s pout when he lost, which was almost guaranteed. She had a knack for baking and thrived in the imaginative world of delectable architectural design.
The rules were simple. Each participant had 3 hours to create their gingerbread house masterpiece using only edible items. A group of their friends would serve as the judges, who wouldn’t know who made which house to ensure impartiality. Jooheon looked at her with a determined gleam, accepting the challenge without hesitation.
During the competition, Y/N couldn’t help but chuckle at Jooheon. Sweating slightly with flour in his hair and icing around his bottom lip, he meticulously assembled his gingerbread pieces. Every so often, he softly muttered under his breath, planning his design and occasionally stealing glances at her structure.
Meanwhile, Y/N was lost in her own world, humming a Christmas tune as she delicately placed candy hearts on the walls of her gingerbread house. Gingerbread, mixed with cinnamon and the faint scent of Jooheon’s cologne, filled the room.
At the end of the three hours, two different gingerbread houses stood in the living room. Y/N’s structure was an intricately decorated mansion with neat frosting trims and candy cane pillars. Jooheon’s house, while a bit wobbly, carried the essence of traditional gingerbread houses with child-like charm, complete with Tic Tac stones and gummy bear residents.
As Jooheon looked over at Y/N’s masterpiece, his signature pout started forming on his lips as his eyes fully scanned Y/N’s gingerbread house. He let out an almost defeated sigh, shoulders sinking. His gaze drifted back to his own creation, the corners of his mouth down, turning in that distinct pout she found so endearing.
Y/N took in his downcast expression, suppressing the inclination to tease him. She walked over, giving him a gentle nudge. “Pouting again, love?” she teased softly, giving his sides a gentle poke.
“Not fair,” he grumbled, mouth still downturned. “Yours looks like something out of a magazine.” He gestured at her gingerbread mansion with a flour-coated hand.
“The beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, Jooheon,” she reassured him, offering a soft smile. “Yours has charm and authenticity. Look at those gummy bear residents and tic tac stones. It’s filled with character.”
Her words brought a slight smile to his lips, easing the pout somewhat. “It isn’t quite a mansion, though, is it?” Y/N laughed, circling her arms around his waist from behind. “It’s not about the mansion, Jooheon. It’s about the heart you put into it. And from where I’m standing, your house has lots of heart.”
For a moment, they stood quietly, taking in the sight of their creations. Their friendly competition was more about this bond and creating a memory than winning or losing.
Jooheon turned in her arms, resting his hands on her shoulders. In his eyes, there was the hint of a promise of a counter-challenge, a glimmer of playful competitiveness. Yet, the pout was now replaced by a heartwarming smile. After all, creating something with Y/N was his idea of winning, whether or not his gingerbread house stood as tall.
#kchristmas#kvanity#monsta x imagines#monsta x x reader#monsta x fluff#jooheon imagine#jooheon x reader#jooheon fluff#jooheon imagines
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🍬 The Evans (and how they feel about chewing gum)
another concept by @v-love and I, we’re sooo creative i stg
Evan Peters
- His favourite is bubblegum
- Loves blowing bubbles, gets upset when it's only small and it pops
- Will challenge you to a competition and sabotage you when you're winning
- But loves to just watch you chew it, he thinks it's sexy when your temples flex
- thinks it's good exercise for his jaw
- looks super cocky while he's chewing it
- has to get bubblegum that has a long lasting flavour
Tate Langdon
- he likes the peppermint 5 gum SPECIFICALLY
- will stick his gum under any surface when he's done with it
- often falls asleep with it in his mouth
- you know he's flirting with you when he offers you his gum
- he'll write a cheesy pick up line in it and re-wrap it to give it to you
- you chuck the wrapper away and never see it
- the next time he does it he makes sure he tells you to read the wrapper so it doesn't happen again
- "I may not be 5 gum... But I can stimulate your senses."
Kit Walker
- likes cinnamon gum, but he's found a good brand that does it well and now he won't go back
- always chews it with his mouth open and you have to constantly remind him to be polite
- uses it to ease his anxiety
- will chew peppermint gum when he knows he's seeing you because he likes to have minty fresh breath, but will spend the rest of the day thinking it could've been cinnamon
Pre-Death Kyle Spencer
- LOVES spearmint
- just as much as he loves spearmint shakes and mint tea (maybe more)
- Has to hide his gum under his pillow from his frat
- Will never let anyone in his frat take a piece if he has it on him
- likes to stick his chewed gum everywhere like Tate
- uses slightly minty lube because he loves the tingle
- always drinks cold water while he chews his gum so it goes hard
Franken-Kyle Spencer
- LOVES grape bubblegum
- will get so pissed off if you try to give him anything else
- chokes on it sometimes and you have to give him the heimlich to get it out
- he becomes hyper-aware of the choking and doesn’t want it to happen again
- so he concentrates super hard every-time he chews gum
- then he can't get anything else done so you have to hide it from him
- he will accidentally kill someone who smells like the minty gum
- cries if he can't get a bubble going, and will slobber all over your shirt while you comfort him
- sometimes the gum falls out of his mouth but you tell him it's okay and give him another piece
Jimmy Darling
- not a big gum fan but will devour a pack of orange tic tacs in one sitting
- if one drops on the floor, he'll still pick it up and eat it
- has a secret stash in his bedside drawer
- likes to watch Ma Petite eat them because then they don't seem so small
- they comfort him when he's on stage performing
James Patrick March
- if he wants minty breath he'll just drink a mojito
- makes him feel like he's chewing toothpaste
- gets so overwhelmed by all the flavours, he thinks gum is way too new-age for him
- you'll get bullied if you don't like the basic flavours
- "my love..why are you chewing on that childish flavor. so unnecessary, please take into consideration how it'll make your breath feel in your mouth."
- has a soft spot for original bubblegum, if he tastes it when he's kissing you he'll take you right there on any surface
Kai Anderson
- doesn't care for the flavour as long as something is in his mouth
- spits it in your face when he's angry at you
- pulls it out of his mouth in strings, twirls it around his finger and puts it back in his mouth
- purposely chews the flavors you like just so he can talk real close to your face and you can smell it
- thinks there's a BIG difference between beloved peppermint and fucking spearmint
- but if you did something he didn't like, he'll make sure he only has the flavours you don't like to rub it in
Peter Maximoff
- takes every single packet of gum from the aisle in Walmart to annoy the workers for fun
- shows off his huge collection of gum to you in an attempt to impress you
- would fuck with gum in his mouth
- it always accidentally falls it in your mouth during sex, but when you start chewing on it, it drives him crazy
Colin Zabel
- loves anything you're chewing
- whatever you have on you, he'll take
- he'll think about you the whole time he's chewing it
- feels sad when the flavour runs out and his jaw hurts and he has to spit it out
- always puts it in the bin
- will save the wrapper every time as a keepsake
#evan peters#evan peters fanfic#evan peters imagine#evan peters x reader#american horror story#kai anderson#evan peters fanfiction#evan peters requests#kit walker#james patrick march#tate langdon#jimmy darling#colin zabel#peter maximoff#kyle spencer
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Now lets talk about Ed:
1: His intelligence. He's just a doofus, or is he smarter than he looks?
2: Is he this 100% pure cinnamon roll, or he's a kind of jerk just like everyone else (yeah, I find him to be a jerk in some episodes, just like Your Ed Here)?
3: Is he so genuinely sunny and carefree, or is this a mask and he's secretly depressed or struggling (you know, his abusive homelife and all more)?
thanks for giving me some food for thought! i do just wanna say that any and all (okay, most) interpretations and opinions, including unpopular ones are valid, even if i have different ideas. im but a humble dumbass that spends my free time blogging about a cartoon. no one needs a green light from me to feel a certain way about any character. the fun of participating in goofy fandom stuff is to hear opinions from people with different experiences that shape their perception.
that being said 🤔
i've posted here before that i think ed became gratuitously stupid later on, especially for season 5. maybe he got brain damage from eddy using him as a battering ram so often. but he's got some lucidity sprinkled on top of his oafishness throughout the series. i don't think he's "stupid", i think he just stays in his own little world and that his brain works differently than others'. early on he comes off more as a dopey guy who hangs with eddy because they're both outcasts and can be themselves around each other. not a lot of options, if you get my drift. of all three eds he has the least culpability when it comes to their eventual injurious antics, in my opinion. he's kinda just there because he hangs out with eddy (and edd) and that's what eddy does. there's a true friendship there, don't get me wrong. but i don't think the eds started hanging out because they found each other interesting or cool lmao. that's comes later as they get to know each other and experience trauma together.......anyway, im getting off track.
i think ed is just as multi-faceted as anyone else, it's just maybe those facets aren't explored as much as they are for the other two idiots.
that being said, i don't see him as a jerk personally, but he has his moments i'm sure. i think it's moreso that he doesn't have much of a filter and just says what he thinks. and it's obvious that his doting on sarah is not because he actually gives that much of a shit but because he gets in trouble if she tells their parents. not that it really matters because she makes shit up all the time. he's probably said a lot more jerk-ish things but they're made incomprehensible by his use of nonsensical literary devices. little ed blue is one of my favorite episodes because as we get to see ed when he's upset and irritable which is rare and always fleeting. i'll leave it at that and recommend @gettingfrilly's recent post about that scene where ed is on the tree stump just fuming. they're way more qualified than i to examine this type of stuff 🥴 i'll reblog it after i post this. but i do find it hilarious that he grabs eddy by the face and throws him into a tree. with edd, he gives a warning and pushes him away. there are lots of examples of him being notably gentler with edd and probably even jimmy and others a few times. overall i feel like he's not really intentionally violent with anyone besides eddy. i have a terrible memory so despite watching every episode several times by now, i tend to forget stuff often. so i could be wrong. anyway, again i digress. in 'your ed here' he makes a few playfully sassy remarks when he's playing tic tac toe with edd, but i don't really see it as him being a jerk per se. he thinks he's good at the game so he's doing his weird version of bragging and teasing. and I think a lot of times he comes off as aloof when someone (eddy) is being humiliated and/or getting their ass kicked but i think that has to do with him again, being in his own world and not necessarily because he doesn't care. and finally, with him laughing at eddy and edd's middle names, i just don't find it to be mean-spirited. he thinks the names are funny and so, he laughs.
one example of him being snotty that comes to mind right now is from another of my fave episodes, 'thick as an ed'. it's hilarious to see him try to clap back at edd by saying "stinky hat" over and over. he's expressing genuine annoyance at double dee being well, fucking annoying as usual. to me it's unlikely that edd's hat actually stinks so that means ed came up with something he knew would get under edd's skin. you could argue that it's a bit of a dick move! but given the context of the episode, he's reached a breaking point after his friends have done nothing but try to take his beloved lucky cheese chunk. i can't believe i'm writing this right now.
anyhow, there's definitely a theory out there that ed is putting on an act of being stupid and clumsy just to essentially spite eddy, or foil the scams. it's just not my own personal take on things. interesting nonetheless!
yeah man, ed has an unquestionably awful life at home. his maladaptive daydreaming is definitely a coping mechanism for his shitty reality and probably helps him make sense of the things going on around him. i think ed has a bit of a lack of object permanence (for lack of a better phrase) so once he's away from his house and sarah isn't around, he might be able to put his hardships on the back burner for a while. with the other two eds, they wear their emotions and trauma on their sleeves. there's a lot in what they do, say, and how they react that are tells for their less than ideal upbringings and lack of emotional well-being. a big difference is that they try to hide it and don't explicitly state that things are though back home. with ed we mostly gain insight from his interactions with sarah, the neglected state of his room and personal hygiene, and the random things he discloses about his parents a handful of times. he doesn't even express his opinion about how his parents or sarah act, he simply recalls his past experiences. he's smart enough to grasp cause and effect, even if it doesn't ways show in his actions. his cheerfulness might come off as him being blissfully unaware and i think that's because he essentially is?? at the very least when he's not being actively lambasted by his mother, he's able to hardcore dissociate and go off into ed-land to escape the horrors ™.
TL;DR: i don't think ed's thick-headedness detracts from his distinct personality. he is a loveable oaf and that's perfectly fine in my book. i don't think he's a "cinnamon roll", but i also don't think he's a jerk. my opinion is that he leans waaaaay more towards benevolence. and yeah i absolutely think he's experiencing a lot of neglect and trauma, no doubt about it. i don't see his sweet disposition as a mask necessarily, but more as the result of masterful compartmentalization.
#thanks again! i have a headache so im gonna spare everyone any further attempt to form cohesive thoughts at the moment#@gettingfrilly don't roast my poorly expressed takes too hard#text
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(In David Attenborough's voice)
This interesting creature, habitates the lands of california, san francisco. It used to habitate the lands of Florida, but it prefers to emigrate away.
Depending on the region, Homolancus Scottlangus, can be formally know as Scott Lang, Ant-man, Giantman, tic tac, peasant, etc.
Gifted with eternal youth, Scottlangus can live up to an average lifespan of 76 years aprox, but this can be longer, depending on the individual's health and survival.
This one has an interesting ability. While not as strong as certain rivals, Scottlangus can alter it's size, being as small as an ant or as big as a whale.
It's main diet it's composed of tacos. Carrots and pumpkins can be dangerous for it, so it prefers to avoid them.
It's main predator, are the villains. Despite his beautiful and cute appeareance, Scottlangus isn't harmless. He uses his size change to intimidate them and remind them of his true power, getting to fight them if the warnings aren't enought. However, it can be easily intimidated by snakes.
Scottlangus is a very parental creature, it protects it's young with it's life until she reaches the adulthood, still caring for her. If it's young is threatened, Scottlangus can become very aggressive, willing to die protecting it. Despite this, Scottlangus is known by it's playful and gentle nature, making it a very social being and suitable for children.
With this said, Homolancus Scottlangus is truly indeed, a fascinating creature on this planet.
Scott's sitting at his kitchen table in the early morning hours, looking like a zombie and dressed like he just climbed out of bed in his pajamas and bathrobe. His hair is wildly askew from sleep, and his eyes are barely open as he eats his bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.
The spoon in his hand is halfway to his mouth when suddenly a wild Kit with a toy camera appears and starts slowly encircling the kitchen table, sure to catch his very confused yet still zombified sleepy expression from all angles. It takes his tired brain a moment to realize what's going on and what she's saying because the verbal accent shift really messed with him for a second there, but he caught on well enough.
He props his head against his arm as he continues to listen to this documentary about him, the spoon still halfway to his mouth by the way. He chuckles a bit at some parts and smiles softly at others.
When Kit is finished, he mumbles with a lazy grin. "First of all, you forgot oranges as part of my main diet. Secondly, how did you even get in here?"
#ask scott lang#scott lang#ant-man#indoraptorgirlwind#this made me laugh so hard#david attenborough#scottlangus#LOL#ant man#antman
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015 of 2023
Your protein: pork steak lamb chops hamburgers vegan burgers chicken nuggets chicken fingers tuna shrimp salmon oyster crab lasagne ravioli chicken soup
beef jerky slim jims bacon spam buffalo wings sausage ham turkey meat balls
Your dairy: milk soy milk skim milk raw egg boiled egg sunny-side eggs scrambled eggs cottage cheese cheddar cheese mozzarella cheese swiss cheese blue cheese cream cheese plain yogurt
Your vegetables and fruits: mushrooms tomatoes pickles olives carrots raw onion broccoli cauliflower green beans string beans peas black beans celery leek artichoke lima beans bell pepper asparagus spinach seaweed avocado eggplant zucchini corn cucumber squash/pumpkin/yam garlic ginger peanuts almonds sunflower seeds raisins bananas apples pears grapes oranges tangerines peach blueberries raspberries blackberries strawberries lemons pineapples coconuts apricot cherries plums cranberry kiwi watermelon melon pomegranate grapefruit lime guava mango papaya
Your starch: French fries baked potato scalop potato mashed potato fried rice white rice bagel white bread whole grain bread French bread corn bread sourdough pancakes spaghetti macaroni & cheese oatmeal
Condiments: wasabi soy sauce cranberry sauce marmalade grape jam strawberry jam ketchup mustard relish mayonnaise whipped cream honey mustard sauce Tabasco salt ranch gravy caramel peanut butter salsa pepper honey maple syrup hummus butterscotch marshmallows icing
Junk food: cheetos sour cream and onion chips barbeque chips vinegar chips wheat thins graham crackers saltine crackers cheez-its ritz tortilla chips Lunchables Milano cookies Twinkies popcorn fruit roll ups donuts ice cream sandwiches Poptarts pretzels Girl Scout cookies Oreos Nutter Butter Fig Newtons Jell-O rice crispy treats
Cereals: Cocoa Puffs Cocoa Pebbles Fruit Loops Cinnamon Toast Crunch Frosted Flakes Raisin Bran Apple Jacks Corn Flakes Cookie Crisp Cap’n Crunch Lucky Charms Cheerios
Dessert: brownies muffins cinnamon rolls cheesecake donuts chocolate fondue pudding apple pie pumpkin bread pumpkin pie chocolate chip cookies sugar cookies gingerbread cookies biscotti fortune cookies shortbread cookies oatmeal cookies Angel food cake carrot cake cupcakes fruit cake cream puffs flan custard Meringue sorbet s’mores
Asian: ramen cup noodle sushi miso soup kimchi teriyaki eggrolls orange chicken
Fast food and restaurants: McDonald’s Carl’s Jr Taco Bell Panda Express Jack-in-the-box In-n-out Chick-Fil-A La Salsa Dairy Queen Baskin Robbin’s Pizza Hut Papa John’s Roundtable Domino’s Johnny Rocket’s Cho-cho San’s Hot Dog On A Stick Coldstone California Pizza Kitchen Red Robin Ruby Tuesdays Chili’s Wendy’s Burger King Kentucky Fried Chicken Subway Tommy’s The Cheesecake Factory Arby’s Quiznos El Pollo Loco TGIF Applebee’s Wienerschnitzel IHOP Islands White Castle Togo’s Sonic Popeyes Orange Julius Jamba Juice Coffee Bean Starbucks Del Taco Chuck E. Cheese Baja Fresh Macaroni Grill
Candy: Red Vines M&M’s Snickers Hershey’s kisses Kissables Kit-Kat Nerds Junior Mints Twizzlers Tootsie Rolls Jelly beans Swedish Fish Skittles Starburst 100 grand 3 Musketeers Airheads Almond Joy Baby Bottle Pops Baby Ruth bottle caps Butterfinger Reese’s Cup Fast Break Twix cotton candy chocolate coins Dots Hot Tamales jaw breakers Jolly Ranchers Laffy Taffy Lemonheads lifesavers Mike & Ike Milkduds Milky way Mr. Goodbar Nestle’s crunch Payday pixie sticks pop rocks Push Up pops Runts Smarties Snow Caps Sugardaddy Sweet Tarts Tic-Tacs York Peppermint Patties Warheads
Non-alcoholic drinks: Rootbeer Lemonade Orange juice Grape juice Capri Sun Coke Diet Coke Diet Pepsi Pepsi 7up Sprite Mountain Dew Hawaiian Punch Dr. Pepper Apple juice hot cocoa Kool-Aid cappuccinos frappuccinos lattes espresso energy drinks Vanilla Coke Cherry Coke Fanta Arizona Green Tea Squirt Gatorade Iced tea Green tea Chamomile tea White tea Oolong tea Jasmine tea Chai tea Snapple apple cider
Alcoholic drinks: Wine Sake Shochu Vodka Bourbon whisky Irish whisky Canadian whisky Bloody Mary Rum Absolut Brandy Scotch Cognac Tequila Gin Wine cooler Smirnoff Marc Sidecar Tonic Pina Colada Martini Alabama Slammer Daiquiri Margarita Cape Cod Flying Horse Kamikaze Screwdriver Rusty Nail Cajun Strawberry Soda Mimosa Champagne Cascade Fosters Sam Adams Budweiser Coors Harpoon Milwaukee’s Bes
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WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS INEFFECTUAL BALLOONS POST THREE GUNS AND CINNAMON TIC TACS
I call this the "I hate dollar tree" collection
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8/17/24
Food:
Breakfast- cinnamon tea, canalope, siggis raspberry yogurt
Lunch- watermelon, pistachios, bread and butter
Dinner- edamame, jasmine rice
Snacks- tic tacs, cheezits, cool whip
Activities: shower, costume fitting
Self: shower
Other: had a fitting today, made goals to lose weight/flab in certain areas, and then immediately binged 🫠
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Y2K Candy
Astro Pop
Baby Bottle Pop
Blow Pops
Candy Canes (Original and Butterscotch)
Candy Cigarettes
Candy Corn
Candy Necklace
Caramel squares
Cinnamon Hearts
Cotton Candy
Crazy Dips
Double Lollies
Fun Dip (Lik-m-aid)
Fuzzy Peaches
Garbage Can-dy
Gummi Bears
Gummy Lifesavers
Jawbreakers
Jelly Belly Jelly Beans
Jolly Ranchers
LifeSavers
Marshmallows
Marshmallow Easter bunnies
Mentos
Nerds
Peeps
Pez
Pixy Stix
Pop Rocks
Powder Candy Filled Plastic Fruits
Push Pops
Ring Pops
Rockets
Runts
Satellite Wafers
Scotch Mints
Skittles
Sour Patch Kids
Spice Girls Crazy Dip
Starburst
Sweetarts
Tic Tacs
Tootsie Pop
Warheads
Wintergreen Pink Mints
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Another little party game to serve as icebreakers. Here is one I answered. This or That Questions 1. Playlists or podcasts? Podcasts 2. Shoes or slippers? Slippers 3. Pork or beef? Beef 4. Swimming pool or beach? Beach 5. Celery or Carrots? Celery (even though have an allergy) 6. Cats or dogs? Both but lean more toward cats 7. Spring or autumn? Autumn all the way 8. Cinnamon or paprika? Paprika 9. Cash or cards? Cards 10. Chocolate chip cookies or Fig Newtons? Chocolate Chip Cookies 11. Soda or juice? Soda 12. Forest or desert? Forests 13. Text or call? Text 14. New furniture or new car? Furniture 15. Full color or black/white? Color 16. Driver or passenger? Passenger 17. Laptop or desktop? Desktop 18. Comedy or Horror? Horror 19. Water or milk? Water 20. Take out or dine out? Take out 21. Movies or TV shows? TV shows 22. iOS or Android? Android 23. Breakfast sausage or bacon? Bacon 24. Rain or snow? Rain 25. Fame or fortune? Fortune 26. Blue eyes or brown eyes? Brown eyes 27. Curly fries or straight fries? Curly fries 28. Typing or handwriting? Both.. But mainly type 29. Cheetos or Doritos? Cheetos.. Like both but sucker for Cheetos 30. Arboretum or garden? Garden 31. Breakfast or dinner? Dinner 32. Weekdays or weekends? Weekends 33. Pizza or pasta? Pasta 34. Friends or family? Friends with exception my kiddo 35. Costumes or masks? Masks 36. Coke or Pepsi? Coke 37. Dark chocolate or milk chocolate? Milk chocolate 38. Singing or dancing? Dancing 39. Facebook or Instagram? Instagram 40. Books or movies? Books 41. Dress or skirt? Skirt 42. Dishes or vacuum? Dishes 43. Vacation near home or travel abroad? Vacation near home but would like to travel abroad 44. Suitcase or backpack? Suitcase 45. Too much sleep or little sleep? Little sleep 46. Drama or Fantasy? Fantasy 47. Glitter or glow in the dark? Glitter 48. Hot chocolate or coffee? Hot chocolate 49. House or apartment? Live in apt but want a house 50. Unicorn or dragon? Dragon 51. Bats or rats? Bats 52. Board games or card games? Board gamed 53. Comb or brush? Brush 54. Ice cream or cake? Ice cream 55. Movie date or dinner date? Dinner date 56. Socks or bare feet? Bare feet 57. Paint or sketch? Both but love sketching 58. Tater tots or fries? Tater tots 59. To give or to receive? Give.. But love receiving too 60. Hamburgers or hotdogs? Hamburgers 61. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert 62. PlayStation or Xbox? PlayStation 63. Brownies or cupcakes? Brownies 64. Video games or party? Video games 65. Discord or twitch? Discord 66. Coffee or tea? Tea 67. Pudding or Jello? Pudding 68. Altoids or Tic-tac? Tic-tac 69. Vintage or new? Vintage 70. Popsicles or ice cream bars? Ice cream bars 71. Hike or nap? Nap 72. Wings or ribs? Wings 73. Buffet or fancy dinner? Buffet.. Salad bars are the bomb 74. Pretzels or peanuts? Pretzels 75. Cheesy or chili? Cheesy 76. Cable or satellite? Cable 77. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset 78. Night or day? Night 79. Pop or reggae? Pop 80. Captain America or Ironman? Ironman 81. Casual or formal? Casual 82. With make-up or without make-up? Mainly no make-up 83. Escape room or dance party? Escape room 84. Blinds or drapes? Drapes 85. Impressionism or abstract? Impressionism 86. Tall or short? I like tall 87. River or lake? River 88. Single player or multiplayer? Single player 89. Leaves or puddles? Leaves 90. Music festival or art festival? Both. But can’t stand for a long time. 91. Massage or manicure? Massage 92. Piano or guitar? Piano 93. Yacht or sailboat? Sailboat 94. Highway or back roads? Back roads 95. Tattoo or piercings? Tattoo 96. Chrome or Safari? Chrome 97. Gold or silver? Silver 98. Long or short hair? Short hair on partners but medium length for me 99. Angels or vampires? Vampires 100. Sun or moon? Moon 101. Stripes or dots? Stripes 102. Thai food or bbq? ...
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I understand when it's something you buy, it's hard to buy low waisted jeans or cinnamon Tic Tacs or anything else if no one is selling them, but otherwise yes, do the thing you want. Wear the clothes you own and like. Do whatever you want with your eyebrows. You don't need permission.
i mean this in a bad way these genuine “normalize/bring back etc” posts about regular stuff are so annoying i wish people would just do what they want without needing it to be in fashion or widely approved or part of a curated theme “normalize going to the bar alone bring back thin eyebrows normalize not having an aesthetic bring back low waisted jeans” like girl free yourself from these shackles
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Rachel
Jack had been dead for ten years. No..it was longer than that. Time got confusing like that to her sometimes. Rachel couldn't rely on numbers. They were all so wildly abstract. What was ten years? A decade? What did that even mean? She didn't trust her memory like that. She had to rely on things that were concrete, real.
It had been the year the Phillies had won the World Series. She remembered watching the final game on TV, thinking "Oh, Jack would love this. Loved. He's dead now." It was still new enough back then that she didn't always remember right away. That's something you can count on. Actual, historical event with recorded dates and facts that all matched up in print. It was something real. The World Series.
She opened a browser on her phone and searched PHILLIES + WORLD SERIES.
2008. So, more than ten years. More like fifteen. His death was fifteen years old now. It was a teenager. It wanted the latest iPhone and to learn how to drive. His death had a curfew. It was death that spoke fluent sarcasm in pop culture references outside their understanding. Jack's death was a mass of hormones and rebellion and teen angst.
When Rachel and Jack were fifteen, they were looking to the future. They were making plans. They were so close she could taste the cinnamon Tic Tacs on his tongue. They were sharing headphones so they could listen to the mixed tapes they made each other at the same time. Their breath was in sync, their heartbeats aligned. Everything is present and alive when you're fifteen, in a way it will never be again. You're right on the edge of something. Not so close that the reality of it butts in on you, but it's on the horizon. Far enough out that it's a hopeful fantasy you can fill with anything you want.
Rachel did not think that this had anything to do with why Jack, dead for fifteen years, was standing outside her office door watching her. But the longer she thought about it, and the more statistics she could read (Shane Victorino's batting average was .293, whatever that meant), the longer she could put off doing anything about it. Right now, in this moment, she could hold off on what would happen next. She did not have to decide if she was losing her mind, or if she was terrified that the dead were returning (or maybe she was dead too?), or if she was completely and utterly overjoyed that Jack, her Jack, her heart, her breath, her soul.. Jack had been returned to her. She didn't have to feel those things yet. She had a moment before that happened.
#lunchtime storytime#creative writing#short story#writeblr#filthy casual writer#haunted#totally not a true story#excerpt from a book i'll never write
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