#thoughts . so many thoughts .

[chronicowboy]

if the saucy events haven't been cut (🕯️🕯️🕯️) im now imagining buck happily buzzed and tipsy dragging tommy away to a secluded corner for a little alone turn, a little smooch which turns into a big smooch which turns into straight up (lol) making out against a wall. anyway eddie just needs to piss when he sees them, full on freezes, just stands there. tommy starts kissing down buck's neck and buck opens his eyes and maybe he makes eye contact with eddie. a beat passes. and eddie runs away.

[probatiostudies]

placing bets on cc!phil making q!philza either:

1 — run away from the lore in absolute denial (which would be hilarious pls)

2 — approach the lore simple n gently, like an enlightened being amidst all the chaos

3 — be dragged into the lore clumsily n adoringly by other cc’s (i can SEE q!tubbo and q!niki freaking out over their short lived egg sitter careers)

OR 4 — oh g*d oh f*ck damnation for the federation is one man and there’s nothing left to hold him back

[scuderiaevermore]

thinking about a ceo/ (still) mobster gicheul who randomly meets junmo and becomes obsessed with him

[fruitwanderer]

Watching Last Life again and thinking about how the Life Series bleeds into HC

[cherryysocks]

can't stop thinking about this movie tbh..

[mlm-blues]

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

[dilfslayer1080p]

"he died for our wins" - 2024, LIDL Oil paint on LIDL canvas

[paintedcrows]

Gravity Text Post (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?

[akanemnon]

Yeah, that checks out.

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[jeanivere]

arthur morgan tiddies and tummy thats all im gonna say

[ylceon]

someone's knocking at the door but i dare not answer

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce showing his kids affection, aka, gift-giving

Tim, who finally got a spleen transplant after Bruce had begged him a million times, returning home from the hospital: Hey Bruce

Bruce, extending papers towards him: Welcome back. These are for you, sign here

Tim: Aren't these are Wayne Enterprises papers

Bruce: Yeah it's your company now :)

Tim: What do mean it's my Company now?!

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16-year-old Dick, returning home after winning his mathlete championship: What're the papers for, Bruce?

Bruce: It's your new mansion's paperwork

Dick: What?

Bruce: On your new private island :)

Dick: WHAT?!

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Jason, running into Bruce on patrol: Sup

Bruce, with a man in tow: Thank god I ran into you, Jason

Jason, eyeing the guy beside Bruce: Who's that?

Bruce: You couldn't get to family dinner last time because your bike was broken so

Jason: So you got me a guy?

Bruce: He's the new pilot for your new helicopter :)

Jason: My fucking WHAT

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Cass, day after she defeated Bruce in training for the first time: Bruce, where's my suit?

Bruce: Oh I gave it away to charity.

Cass: What? Why?

Bruce: I'm getting you a new suit made with triple weave Kevlar and titanium dipped resin lined with memory foam

Cass: Expensive?

Bruce: Just $1,058,600 :)

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Damian, in his initial days as Robin, who hadn't killed anyone in an entire month: Good morning, Father, what are you doing?

Bruce, choosing a colour scheme for the new zoo he's about to make for Damian: It's a surprise:)

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Duke, listening to music: Man i wish someone would buy me Spotify premium so I can listen without all these ads

Bruce, handing him the deeds of Spotify the next day: :)

[chryseis]

FYI every purchase of any of The Adventure Zone music on Griffin McElroy's Bandcamp will be entirely donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund for the rest of 2023. His music is set at 'name your price', and the McElroys are also going to match the donations.

If you've listened to even a bit of any TAZ campaign, you surely know what a fantastic musician Griffin is, and there is no better time to purchase his music than now.

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment